Slop-er Bowl *TEASER*
2/12/20265 mincomplete
0:01but yeah honestly best i also feel like everyone has this like collective amnesia about
0:06the super bowl halftime show yeah conservatards do this like hysteric song and dance like
0:14every year about how it's too like gay and woke yeah but it's been like
0:18a good decade i guess more than that forever and then yeah there's just people
0:26kind of forget like they get their like memories wiped at some point and then
0:31the super bowl rolls around again yeah and there's like the same predictable discourse um
0:36yeah like conservatards getting apoplectic am i saying that correctly and then like leftoids being
0:44like no what are you talking about this is fine this is great but it
0:49was the best halftime show i can remember i think i don't remember basically any
0:54of them but like kendrick and then i was like so i look yeah kendrick
0:59lamar last year which i was don't remember yeah um year before that who even
1:08knows let's look this up i'm curious did lana del rey ever do the super
1:12bowl halftime show never because you know it would have been great to have like
1:16her featuring addison ray doing like their version of americana i think um lana's obviously
1:26a huge star but she's a little too not niche isn't the word yeah but
1:34she doesn't have uh exactly that like populist brought yeah and he's like incredibly famous
1:44and successful i had no idea yeah the super bowl is a big big star
1:47yeah and also lana's not like a show girl yeah you know she's a little
1:53like she's a prom queen not that she can't put on a show but she's
1:58like she's not a dancer you know yeah well okay so wait was 2024 before
2:04i hit um go was it the weekend weekend was 2021 oh yeah it was
2:10usher the weekend was 2021 and he had kind of like a fascistic post -covid
2:18concept that he did rihanna oh right she also did like they have been i
2:25actually watched shakira uh -huh 2020 uh -huh with shakira and j -lo okay and
2:33i watched some of that one because i was like those are like latinx stars
2:39yeah but they did a super like banal milk toast like and it was less
2:46political i mean none of like yeah it's not i feel like yeah there's always
2:52some like political charge yeah and i think like they know it going into it
2:59obviously and they anticipate now with social media that it'll create like a viral discourse
3:04but um i guess if there's like anything critical to say about it it's that
3:10he did most of it in spanish and only paused to say like god bless
3:15america which could be like anti -american i guess sounds pro -american to me like
3:21i guess historically a lot of the halftime show performers are people of color it's
3:27like black and latino people because they're like at the top of the charts and
3:32like the the players like i don't know like half of them are black three
3:37quarters of them literally most of them like that's who plays football yeah except for
3:43quarterbacks i guess yeah steve sailor talked about that but um yeah like when matt
3:50walsh is like spinning his wheels about how there's no white white men performing at
3:56the super bowl like i'm like name a white celeb that's up for the task
4:01yeah i can't think of one yeah and you can like make the case that
4:05that's because the strokes yeah like you can say like oh well that's because pop
4:10culture is so heavily like black and latino and that's a deeper symptom of the
4:16decline of western civilization or whatever but it seems like that's retarded a normal and
4:21standard thing who do they want to sing and dance at this halftime show yeah
4:27who's a big white star well then yeah then there was yeah like morgan wallen
4:31jelly roll you you you you you you you