The Manosphere Report

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0:34Now, are all the traitors present?

0:36Let's get started, shall we?

0:39From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this.

0:41Working like a dog and being treated worse.

0:43Yorkshire to New York. Poor climbers, you and me.

0:46A life dedicated to revenge.

0:48Let's make this an occasion to remember.

0:51A woman of substance on Channel 4.

0:53Stream now. Yeah. Because I have to.

0:57I've got to post it.

1:03Did I? I? I? Are we live?

1:06It's confirming. It's up. Yeah.

1:08I don't see it yet in the feed.

1:11Where would I see it?

1:11Refresh. All right. Here we go.

1:14Nope. Live. How come? Where do I find it?

1:25We're alive, allegedly. But I can't find out where it is on my YouTube app.

1:32So how do people find it?

1:34JoeRogan .com slash live. What are we doing?

1:37JoeRogan. Or YouTube .com slash JoeRogan slash live.

1:41Oh, is that what it is?

1:42So it's a different channel?

1:45It's always been that. Oh.

1:47I always sent people to the powerful JRE channel.

1:50We have both. We have both.

1:51Oh, okay. Either one word.

1:51Okay. I just don't see it in...

1:53Do you guys see it in your app?

1:55I take your... I trust you.

1:58It says it's live. Let me double check.

1:59Okay. It's just not showing up in my app.

2:01I wanted to give people a link.

2:04Oh, there we go. Oh, I saw it for a second.

2:06Nope. That's Mark Norman. It says latest videos.

2:15Live. Hold on. Live? No, we're not live.

2:27I clicked on live and it's not us.

2:29I know. I'll show you what I'm seeing.

2:32Can you send me a link?

2:35I'm trying to look. I'm confused, too, now.

2:38One show early. I am seeing...

2:40I think we're live, so...

2:42Oh, yeah. Don't say anything retarded.

2:46It says we're live. Do you see it on YouTube?

2:50Yes, this is just... On the back end, this is what I have.

2:52This is what it looks like.

2:53That says live. It says end stream.

2:56Oh! It's been live for two minutes.

2:58Okay. This is so stupid.

3:00So it's not... I don't know.

3:01I'm trying to figure it out.

3:02Hold on. They changed this, too, since we've lost on it.

3:05Well, the weird thing is it's just not showing...

3:07It's like, how would anybody find it?

3:08Are we shadow banned? That's the grand conspiracy.

3:14Have we been shadow banned from our own channel?

3:18That's as we're going. All right.

3:20We're recording either way, right?

3:22Yes, we are. Let's... I am recording.

3:24That's a backup. Let's figure it out.

3:26And text me a link when it's up.

3:29We'll do it live. Fuck it.

3:30We'll fucking do it live.

3:32Fuck it. Joey Diaz, what are you doing over there?

3:33Nothing. What's going on? Math.

3:36I'm just doing math. Boys.

3:39What's up, beautiful? Let's go.

3:40What's up, boys? We don't have to go to England.

3:44This is a good fight, though.

3:45Yves Loewe, and I feel like Leroy Murphy's the one guy that got completely left

3:49out of that conversation. It didn't make any sense to me.

3:52Which conversation? The conversation, like, who fights next for the title?

3:56Like, he wasn't... Like, Alexander Volkanovsky talked about him.

3:59He said, I'll probably see you next.

4:01He wanted him. He wanted him.

4:02And he starched Aaron Pico with, like, a crazy spinning back elbow.

4:06Dude, so good. Undefeated. And the user's like, nah, Diego Lopez.

4:10We're good now. It just was unlisted.

4:12Oh. It wasn't public for some reason.

4:14Oh, how dare they? Is that us?

4:17Our fault? Okay. I don't see it.

4:23Oh, there it is. Okay, it popped up.

4:26All right. Let me share this.

4:27You guys talk for a second.

4:30So what's up with the White House card?

4:32The White House card, I've been going pretty hard in the pain on it.

4:37And here's the thing. It's a great card.

4:39That's where people get it twisted.

4:41It's a great fight. It's an amazing card.

4:44It's not the best card that we've ever seen.

4:46And we were told it was supposed to be the best.

4:48That's my issue. That's a Trump thing.

4:50We're going to have the best fights.

4:51Nine world titles. Nine titles.

4:54He can't help himself. He can't help himself.

4:56It was Trump, ain't it?

4:57But Dana said that, too.

4:58He went on Pat McAfee's show and was like, this is going to blow the

5:02sphere out of the water.

5:03It's going to be the best card you've ever seen.

5:04It's like, me? Me? So who's in it?

5:07Who's in it? Well, there's Cyril Ghosn versus Alex Pereira.

5:12That's your co -main event.

5:13Interim heavyweight title. That's not a rematch, is it?

5:15No. That's a great fight, right?

5:16It's a great fight. First time in heavyweight for Pereira.

5:19It's a great card. That's the thing.

5:21It's a great card. The issue is, is like Sabre...

5:23Before we went live, I got on here, Joe, it'd be like Joe getting on,

5:27I'm like, this is going to be the greatest fucking show I've ever done.

5:31And then people tuned in like, it was good, but he told us it was

5:35going to be the best.

5:35And they're going to have it outside, or are they going to have like a,

5:38like a, build a tent?

5:39That's a really good question.

5:40They need to make a tent.

5:41It's outside. It's outside. It's probably a joint.

5:43They're building them right now as we speak.

5:45Oh, they are. But they're supposed to warm up in the Oval Office.

5:48I'm not sure. Because it could rain.

5:49They're supposed to warm up in the Oval Office?

5:51Like mats? That's what I was...

5:53That's what I was told.

5:54Who told you this? Dana.

6:00Imagine if they clear the furniture out there and put mats down, and guys are

6:03kicking pads. Bro, Bill Clinton got his dick sucked in there.

6:07That'd be sick. In the little whiskey room.

6:08Yeah. And now you're going to be stretching and hitting pads in the little whiskey

6:12room. What is the problem with that card, guys?

6:15This is the only problem with that card.

6:16There's no problem. Who else is on it?

6:18I wanted to see... I'll tell you.

6:23Yeah. Yes. Okay? And that's a disappointment to me.

6:26Yeah. That's it. The card is fucking fantastic.

6:28Listen. That poor bastard. He's going to wait forever for Conor McGregor.

6:32What's that? Michael Chandler? He's going to die.

6:35Come back. You know, that poor bastard.

6:37No, they're going to meet each other in the parking lot of a fucking Waffle

6:40House one day. Michael Chandler, but we'll let it go.

6:42They said, Chandler, we can't do Conor, but we're going to do Hoofie for you.

6:45It's a horrible matchup for him.

6:46Well, he thinks that, I think, if I had to guess, he thinks that because

6:51Benoit Saint -Denis broke him with grappling, that he's going to be able to get

6:54a hold of him and do the same kind of thing.

6:56Fair? Fair? Benoit Saint -Denis is very big.

7:00Now, why wasn't John Jones, how come he didn't get some?

7:04They couldn't come to agreement.

7:05Yeah, man. It was a money thing, John was saying.

7:08John was saying they wouldn't budge over 15.

7:10That's what John said recently on Twitter, I believe.

7:13But 15 mil, my thing is, the UFC hasn't been closing the big fights, but

7:19John has to take some accountability.

7:21They offered him 30 mil against Aspinall.

7:24He never made it happen.

7:25So the UFC's like, okay, dude.

7:27And then 15 for the White House card, and you're saying this is the number

7:30one fight you want to do?

7:3215 mil, bud? UFC, could they pay more probably, but 15 mil?

7:37Right, but I think in his mind, this is for an interim title, right?

7:41Would it be? It would be for an interim because Aspinall's still the champ.

7:45Just like this one's for an interim title.

7:48And, you know, if he was going to get 30 to fight Aspinall, half of

7:51that is kind of crazy.

7:53He's the greatest of all time.

7:55And he's going to make the White House card.

7:56If he makes the White House card, he'll be like, oh shit, John Jones is

7:59back. Like, the whole card completely changes.

8:02And there's no complaints. Is it too late, or can they add him?

8:04Is it too late? I don't know.

8:05He said he's ready to go.

8:07He tweeted he's ready to go, I think, today or yesterday.

8:10So if they added him, who's left to fight?

8:12What would be the best fight if they added him?

8:14Aspinall? No, Aspinall's still doing it.

8:15Aspinall had serious eye surgery.

8:17Two of them. Two serious eye surgeries.

8:19He won't make White House.

8:20What they would probably do if John eventually was like, all right, I'm down to

8:24whatever the agreement for the money, he would fight the winner of Cyril and Potan

8:27later this year. That's if Aspinall needs more time off.

8:32Correct. And if not, then we're going to straight Aspinall.

8:34Aspinall might want to get right into the winner.

8:36Or John goes, fuck it, I'm not messing with UFC at all, and I'm going

8:40to fight on these Netflix cards and make all the money.

8:43Yeah, but he can't do that.

8:44He has a contract. I don't know how many fights he has left.

8:46Does he have a contract?

8:48He has a contract, and I'm pretty sure he signed for a hot second.

8:51That's the issue. So Pereira just signed a new eight -fight deal.

8:57Yeah. Netflix is coming with that long cash, son.

9:01Yeah, and UFC is like, here's, basically sign the rest of your life over.

9:05What did you hear they offered Diaz?

9:08The UFC? No. Netflix. Oh, Netflix?

9:10I heard 10 mil. I heard it was more.

9:13I heard it was more.

9:15I mean, you probably know.

9:16That's wild. That's a lot of money.

9:18They're paying boys real money.

9:20But I tell you what, I don't know.

9:22I think he could have made that same money versus Conor.

9:25If someone could just drag Conor to an Ibogaine center again, clean that boy up.

9:29Conor's down. Conor's fighting the International Fight Week, supposedly.

9:32I hope that's true. But if Nate gets through this fight, and they set that

9:38fight up, it's that or Chandler.

9:40The problem is Chandler's going to fight Hoofie, and there's no chance you're coming out

9:46of that with any understanding of physical reality.

9:49If that guy starts putting it on you, hey, we're live?

9:51No. No? You know what I would do?

9:53That guy's a fucking wicked striker, man.

9:56Oh, Hoofie's scary. No, they did Chandler super dirty.

10:00But, you know, he's a fucking legit wrestler, man.

10:03You know? He's a legit wrestler.

10:04Agreed. If he just decides to only do that, you wonder how much Hoofie can

10:08keep him off him. Yeah.

10:09But he never fights like that.

10:11Never. Fights like a fucking fine old dog.

10:12And that's why we love him.

10:13And that's why we love him.

10:14It's just fucked up. He sat out for how long?

10:16I know. He should have never done that.

10:18If I was in his ear, I would have said, not a fucking chance, son.

10:21Not a chance. Not a chance.

10:22Take fights. Keep moving. How dare you?

10:25But at least they put Chandler on that card.

10:26Imagine being Colby Cometon, who's been just, just risen Donald Trump in the White House,

10:33and he sees the White House cards announced.

10:35He's like, bro, oh, this is me all day.

10:37UFC said. But didn't it?

10:39It's not. Did Bo Nichols say that he wanted that fight, and that Colby did

10:42not want that fight? Yeah, but if - Did they offer him that at the

10:46White House? I don't know.

10:47Supposedly, that's what Bo said.

10:48Like, Colby can sign the contract.

10:50Bro. It's a terrible matchup for Kobe at 185, so alright, I want to be

10:56on the White House, but I have to fight fucking Bo Nickel, who my thing's

10:59wrestling, that motherfucker's THE wrestler, what the fuck are we gonna do?

11:02So you can see why he's like, no.

11:04His striking has come up, especially after that loss to Reiner DeRitter, in that last

11:10fight, man, his striking looks so much better.

11:12Nobody frustrates me more than Bo Nickel.

11:14He's one of my top three favorite fighters.

11:17He's learning on the job.

11:19That's the reality. He's a horrible place to learn.

11:22Rodolfo Vieira's a bad motherfucker, and he head -kicked that guy into the shadow realm.

11:26That guy's a winner, and winners like that, they figure out a way to get

11:30better. Agree. Quick. Agree. I wish you'd take the Khabib approach, where it's like, my

11:36wrestling's the best in the world.

11:37I'm gonna break motherfuckers. I don't want to see him figure out his striking for

11:42fucking 15 minutes. Fight's already started?

11:45It just started. Oh, we're watching on an iPad?

11:47Dude, I don't. I'm trying.

11:49Hell yeah. Why don't we run out and grab one of the other Apple TVs

11:56that we know works? So go out and grab the one that's...

12:00This one is working now.

12:01But it's not working on this TV.

12:03Clearly something's wrong. And if we do it the other way, if you go out

12:06and get the one that's in the hallway, my phone is linked up to that

12:09one. Go out and get the one that's by the pool table.

12:13And my phone links up to that one, and we can just stream it.

12:17Allegedly. That screen's so tiny, it looks like Sugar Sean.

12:21He gets so anxious. Yeah.

12:25Yeah. When it's not happening.

12:26Yeah. I can't see who these guys are.

12:28That might as well be Sugar Sean versus fucking John Jones.

12:31It's so far away. We will fill you in, ladies and gentlemen, when we know

12:34what's going on. But as of right now...

12:36Do you know the actual fighters?

12:38No, is Sugar on the White House card?

12:39Well, when Jamie comes back, put it up there.

12:41Sugar's on the White House card.

12:43That's another fight. It's like Corey Sanhagen was the fight.

12:46That was the fight that I'm most interested in.

12:48Sugar Sean and Corey Sanhagen's a wild fight.

12:52Joe, why do you think they didn't do the matchups that obviously were hardcores and

12:56the majority of the fan base, like, we all wanted these fights.

12:59I wonder why. There has to be a reason why they're like, no, we're going

13:02to go a different route.

13:03Who knows? There's guys get injured.

13:07There's negotiations. Negotiation probably, right?

13:09Like budget? Because also the White House is the most expensive card.

13:12So they're like, yeah, by far.

13:14More than the Sphere? Oh, yeah.

13:15Oh, yeah. Oh, because the most expensive card ever.

13:17The Builder thing? Yeah, Builder thing, the security.

13:19Oh, cry me. So it's like, it's the most expensive card.

13:22So I'm sure the salary for the fighters, the pay...

13:25Are you working with it?

13:26It probably has to be a limit.

13:28Um, allegedly. Allegedly. So this is a pool room.

13:33There we go. That's going to be a tough ticket to get.

13:39Hold on a second. What, the White House?

13:40Yeah. What's the capacity going to be?

13:423 ,000. That's not bad.

13:44Jamie, which one did you grab?

13:453 ,000 of the oligarchs.

13:47You know, it's like 3 ,000.

13:49Like, that's why I love Strictly.

13:50He's like, I ain't fighting for those rich fucking oligarchs.

13:53I ain't doing that. Okay, here it is.

13:54Hold on. Here, we got it.

13:56We got it. We got it.

13:57It's going to be a weird vibe.

13:59You know? It's going to feel like fucking that movie Django with Leonardo DiCaprio.

14:04What is? The White House card.

14:06It's going to be weird.

14:07It's going to be super weird.

14:09What the hell is going on?

14:12You know, those fights when you go to them are by excitement.

14:15Yes. When you go to a UFC fight and you walk into the building, the

14:19music, the visuals, the shit, your heart starts pumping.

14:22The energy from the people.

14:23If you put a whoop on and go to a fucking UFC fight, I'm out

14:26of there. You're like, 11 -3.

14:27What did I do? I didn't even work out.

14:28Yep. It's like doing stand -up.

14:30Yep. Getting off there. So, that's what I love about the UFC.

14:33When I'm sitting there and I'm looking up and all that shit, and you're like,

14:37this is better than anything.

14:38Yeah, there's nothing like it.

14:39There's no bad. I love basketball games.

14:41NFL is too crazy. But the Jets and the Giants, there's no reason to go

14:44down there. Yeah. Hang out with autism.

14:47That's all that. When you're fucking, you haven't won a championship since 1969, you keep

14:52showing up. It sums up.

14:54It sums up. You know, it's fucking.

14:57The Jets got Gino. Yeah, but that, you know.

15:00Gino Smith. They got him back.

15:02They got him back. They got him back.

15:03The Jets had Aaron Rodgers.

15:05He got hurt. He goes to Pittsburgh.

15:06He gets to the playoffs.

15:08The Jets had Donaldson from Seattle.

15:11He just won the Super Bowl.

15:12He went to Minnesota. He was like Joe Montana.

15:15Baller, yeah. And they let him go.

15:17They let him go. Fucked up.

15:19So, it's kind of weird that the Jets, it's like when the Mets got Willie

15:24Mays. You know when he hit the 800 home run?

15:25Yeah, it's over. It's over.

15:27Why is he here? You know, he's a legend and stuff.

15:31But that's what I mean.

15:33I'm a Browns guy, but I'm rooting for the Jets just because they have the

15:37worst luck, you know. Just like the Browns.

15:40We have the worst luck.

15:40I was going to say, you guys have the worst luck, too.

15:42Yeah. That's why I like them.

15:43Because they're like the Browns.

15:45Yeah. We've been through like 45 quarterbacks in the last 25 years.

15:48Just can't get one. Just can't get one.

15:51Just can't find one. Shador Sanders is not the answer?

15:53I hope he's the answer.

15:55I hope he is. You look good.

15:57You know, he had a shitty offensive line when they put him in the last,

16:00like, seven games. And he made a lot of mistakes, but he also put the

16:06fucking ball up without fear.

16:09You can see his talent, for sure.

16:10Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think, you know, this year they rebuilt the line.

16:13They're probably going to draft a tackle.

16:15And probably the first pick would be a wide receiver.

16:19receiver carnell pate yeah makai lemon i'd rather have makai lemon but um everyone's saying

16:24carnell pate and plus he's from ohio state so yeah it fits we need an

16:28offensive tackle and a fucking wide receiver our defense is fucking solid yeah defense is

16:34solid miles garrett yeah i watch dude football podcasts on the off season every day

16:40i always forget how big of a football fan you are giant giant dog i

16:43like football more than ufc dude how dare you i do i love it it's

16:47funny because i've been to football games and they're great for the first 10 minutes

16:52football and i love football yeah ten minutes of the game are great and then

16:56you're like it's like why i like going to dodgers with eddie we have an

17:00understanding we're getting out of here in the sixth inning yeah they say hello yeah

17:05yeah you know you get up with everybody we leave at seven yeah so i

17:08went to yankee stadium it was the worst guy why there were people puking in

17:14front of me there was a lady over here that had a foot that was

17:18red with diabetes and she's got a tattoo on it and she's eating sweets and

17:25fuck eating sweets not giving a fuck i'm like what the fuck is this i

17:30don't drive all because it's a three hour drive all right boys we're up here

17:34we go jeez that was a lot okay figured it out technology currently just started

17:39where this fight started they are further ahead oh no how do we get to

17:43live i'll figure it out i'll figure it out yeah but we can't do that

17:47that's what the difference is i think that taking the ufc out of like it's

17:53a different place people it's gonna be a different vibe but i'll tell you what

17:56like the apex the apex the apex is lit yeah the apex is pretty cool

18:00at first it sucks for the fighters though yeah there's no sucks for the fighters

18:04there's no energy you ever go out in front of like uh when they say

18:08now we're live let's do an industry showcase those people don't laugh no are we

18:11so these are the same kind of people that are gonna ain't nobody gonna take

18:15that shirt off and drink a beer no and say rip his head off and

18:18shit you know no one's throwing their tits no there's not gonna be any of

18:22this guy's not gonna walk in and we're gonna go yo who shot bobby lupo

18:26yeah yeah no there's no time so they gotta pull them out they probably don't

18:29even know what the fuck they're watching i bet there's probably a hundred people that

18:32are actually ufc fans and the rest that you know they're just on the other

18:35side of that it's like cho said i'm sitting there watching a fight and all

18:38of a sudden i get hit with an iranian missile you're having a great time

18:43you know you're having a great time you got the maracas out you're going to

18:48hang out with melania and all of a sudden boom there you are you're done

18:55for some reason bruce buffer lives he lives like him in the suit so that's

19:04okay i don't know if i want to even be in that area oh yeah

19:07i think i'm going to hong kong now yeah yeah it's so crazy about the

19:11the iran situation it's like you hear one side of the story is uh we

19:17fucked their military up and they can't do shit yeah they're they're decimated and then

19:22the other side is like no they're not they're fucking the shit out of tel

19:26aviv they're bombing the shit out of tel aviv they're fucking us up we're losing

19:29but trump jump just came out suddenly he's like it's almost over they want to

19:33tell you yeah it's like yeah what's going on it's like they'll show you austin

19:36airport people crawl in their online you haven't eaten tsa yeah then you fly in

19:42and you're like there's no weight yeah i agree cnn is called scaring poor white

19:46people yeah that's all cnn is yeah yeah you and you put cnn at three

19:50in the morning i'm not talking about nothing positive it's gentlemen arguing about politics at

19:55three in the morning yeah so you wake up those fucking people because now everybody

19:59considers like well he's an islam radicalist or whatever the they call it you know

20:04like you can get radical how many listen we have a lot of crazy people

20:06that radicalize but i got friends i went to grammar school with and these get

20:11up at eight and start pounding democrats on facebook there's no real look at these

20:16more it's eight in the morning guys yeah hey in the morning you're already fucking

20:20democrats give it a breather take a morning off how are you gonna how is

20:25your day gonna be better so americans are getting radicalized the same way with cnn

20:30the other thing we got constant but we're not we're not blowing people up not

20:35yet but i've told you a thousand but we celebrate when people get shot yeah

20:39we love all this like when we don't before right but humans do imagine imagine

20:43a world where a guy who never hurt anybody gets shot in the neck on

20:48tv in front of everybody and people are cheering and people are posting about it

20:51that don't make that makes zero sense that makes it never never happened before no

20:54because you're right joey people have been radicalized yeah and also radicalized to have no

20:59empathy because social media doesn't you don't have to have it you can just what

21:03what side do you think is true trump decimated everybody like he's saying we just

21:07we destroyed them they don't have shit but then there's other people saying that's bullshit

21:10iran's bombing the shit out of tel aviv and they won't let you videotape it

21:14they're taking at you if you video videotape the destruction in tel aviv you'll get

21:18arrested like i'm sure there's some truth to that there's like two i'm sure there's

21:22some truth to that but they they've blown the shit out of a lot of

21:25sites and the amount of missiles has radically reduced radically reduced so the indication by

21:30even al jazeera al jazeera said a thing that the strategy is working for trump

21:35the problem is they have that straight of her moves it's all closed down i

21:39mean if they go to war like a physical hot war in this trade of

21:42her moves with rockets and you think we'll go airplanes on the ground You think

21:47that's gonna happen? That's what they're saying.

21:49Nobody's gonna be in favor for that.

21:51But who's they? I don't know if that's necessary.

21:53It seems like they keep killing, especially the Israelis.

21:56They're so good at finding those guys and killing them.

21:58Everybody that gets into power gets killed.

22:00Thank you, Jamie. You can only sustain that for so long.

22:04Trump said it's almost over.

22:05But is that even real?

22:05Is that even real? Like when they whiskey to Eddie Bravo.

22:09You know what I'm talking about?

22:11What's that, Eddie? It's like the reports that you hear, like, how do you even

22:15know any of it's real?

22:16Oh, you don't know. You don't know.

22:17They killed his son. They didn't kill his son.

22:20It's AI. How about the AI videos of Benjamin Netanyahu?

22:23And people are saying, he's dead, he's dead.

22:25And everyone's saying, no, no, no, he's alive.

22:27Those AI videos are so fucking good, though.

22:29They're not that good. They look like a beauty filter.

22:32It doesn't look like a real person.

22:33And the coffee's not spilling.

22:35And then when he puts his hand in the pocket, when they show that, the

22:37pocket goes over the hand.

22:39So does that mean he's dead?

22:40It's weird. No, it doesn't mean that.

22:42Maybe he's alive, but they're just fucking with people.

22:44They play, like, long game.

22:47Yeah. Israel does. They could be fucking with people just so that people think he's

22:51dead. Yeah. That could be a strategy.

22:53Because wasn't the beeper thing like a fucking five -year project?

22:56It's a crazy project. Amazing.

22:59Great. Amazing. If I was Israeli, I'd be like, yo, dog, we're the shit.

23:03Oh, shit. We commit someone to get beepers.

23:06Listen, a bunch of things are true at the same time.

23:09The Iranian regime is horrible.

23:10Yes. They just executed that wrestler.

23:12I know. That really elite, high -level teenage wrestler that said he was at a

23:15protest. Most people are saying, at least some people are saying, that he wasn't at

23:20a protest. What is this, Jamie?

23:21The golden beeper gift that Netanyahu gave to Trump.

23:24That's hilarious. Jesus. He gave him a beeper.

23:27That's pretty gangster. That's right up there with the auto pen picture replacing Biden's picture.

23:32That's wild. That's pretty crazy.

23:34That's crazy. Do you think Iran has the capability to level Israel?

23:42There's a new understanding of their capabilities.

23:48I wish I could talk better.

23:49Because they thought they could only go 2 ,000 kilometers with their rockets.

23:53But they just fired rockets that are capable of going 4 ,000 kilometers.

23:58Which means? That's a long line.

23:59It's a lot different. They could reach Europe.

24:01So that changed everybody's perception of all this shit.

24:04Because they're blowing up all these oil hubs.

24:06They're blowing up all these infrastructures.

24:08They're blowing up all these different things in Qatar.

24:10In the United Arab Emirates.

24:11In Saudi Arabia. They're blowing things up anywhere they think Americans are.

24:15So any American assets in these places.

24:17Didn't they hit Dubai too?

24:18I think they did. Yeah.

24:19Multiple times. That's crazy. To bring it back to Dubai.

24:23You'll see there's a lot of fights in the Middle East there.

24:25So probably some rescheduling, I would assume.

24:28Well, yeah. Perhaps. Unless this could all be resolved.

24:31It's great. Dude, if they're bombing Dubai, that's insane.

24:35I know. I was just there like six months ago.

24:36They bombed a bunch of different countries.

24:39Quite a few different countries.

24:41So it's like, it's not cut and dry.

24:43Like, look, I'm the last person that thinks we should go to war.

24:47Yeah. But. Is there a possibility?

24:49That regime is spooky. Is it possible that like the bombing that they're putting on

24:56Iran, like someone else bombed them and they're saying it's Iran?

24:59Is that possible? Like a false flag?

25:01Is that possible? I don't know.

25:02I think they can pretty much determine where all the rockets come from, which is

25:05how they blame that one rocket on America that landed on that school.

25:08Yeah. I was watching Ian Carroll, like a two hour podcast where he broke it

25:12down and he's showing all this, this, uh, uh, satellite loom fin, uh, uh, footage

25:17of, um, uh, bases that were blown up.

25:21Like they'll show like a picture of it, like a satellite image.

25:24And then the next one, there's a black dot or, you know, it's like, it's

25:27blown up. But even that, like that could be AI too.

25:31Like, like it would be, you don't know.

25:32It's like, there's, there's definitely a bunch of AI stuff out there.

25:36And this is one of the things that we knew about this, uh, this new

25:39world that we're living in is you're going to see news.

25:41That's not news. You're going to see fake shit.

25:43And you know, Israelis are pretty slick.

25:45I think that the, the idea of using fake footage to pretend that Netanyahu was

25:50dead, like use, use fake AI.

25:53That's not past what they would think of.

25:55No. That's a clever move.

25:57And if they had to use like fake video of things getting blown up, like,

26:01how do you know? Who fucking knows anymore?

26:04Who knows what's real and what's not?

26:06Hey, Eddie, how do we know here in Texas?

26:08We don't fucking know. We don't fucking know.

26:09Who's going to survive? This whole fucking thing is.

26:12There's a good thing? Always.

26:14What's the good thing? Always.

26:15In three weeks, we're going to Cuba.

26:17The mothership's opening up. That's all I know.

26:20You know what I'm saying?

26:21Yeah. That's all I'm thinking about.

26:23Blow up everybody. There's a revolution in Cuba.

26:25In three weeks, we're at Cuba.

26:26We're going to open up the mother shit next to Starbucks.

26:30Yeah. And they're fucking around.

26:31Right there. We're going to get some real cigars, dog.

26:33Oh, nah. Those cigars taste like ass now.

26:35That communist dirt. How dare you?

26:37The other guys are making fun of them.

26:39Son of a... I'm hearing it from the Cuban people that those cigars taste like

26:42ass. So what's going on in Cuba?

26:43They're about to... They're about to...

26:44Well, this guy Diaz is starting to...

26:46Whatever. He's starting to... Negotiate with Trump.

26:48They're going to lift the embargoes or whatever.

26:51I think... Listen. Forget the fucking embargo.

26:53They got to lift the island.

26:54Get those people out of there.

26:56Get them all out? That fucking...

26:58That... They have roaring blackouts.

27:01And as of three or four days ago, they got no power.

27:04Yeah. Guess what, kids? Communism doesn't work.

27:06No. It don't fucking work.

27:08It never works. It never works.

27:10Madonna's tried it in New York.

27:12Yeah. Sort of. He's learning on the job.

27:15He's learning on the fly.

27:17It's not going great. That's the only good thing that they might open that fucking

27:20hole. You see that Kathy Hochul lady begging rich people to come back?

27:23Yeah. Go to Palm Beach and grab your friends and tell them to come back

27:27to New York. What? What the fuck is going on?

27:31What is happening? Is this real life?

27:33How is that lady the governor of New York?

27:35Wow. How is that the real governor?

27:36Wow. The white lady? Yeah, the white lady.

27:39She's the white lady that said that black people don't know what computers are.

27:44Just the most racist thing ever.

27:45What the fuck did you just say?

27:47She's also the one that said that God brought them the vaccine.

27:51The vaccine's brought by God.

27:53No, fucking Pfizer made it.

27:55They have a patent. Moderna made it.

27:57The fucking idiot. The fuck are you talking about?

28:00How are you the governor?

28:01It's entertaining though. Eddie, you got to feel good because you were spot on on

28:05the Epstein stuff. How long ago?

28:07Six years ago? How was this repeating shit that I see on YouTube?

28:12You might become the next Swami of Salami because I'm telling you, I see those

28:18videos all the time now.

28:19Eddie Bravo was right. Eddie Bravo was right.

28:21And you're on different platforms.

28:22No, you're right all the time.

28:23I'm no one making them.

28:24Fuck these motherfuckers that were talking shit that you're crazy and all that shit.

28:29Well, the thing is, Eddie's open -minded.

28:32Fucking Nirvana, you know, the whole thing.

28:35The Nirvana one's crazy. There was a new one today that I just sent Jamie.

28:39It's handwriting analysis of the suicide letter.

28:42And they're saying now it's counterfeit.

28:44Of Kurt Cobain? Yeah. I haven't seen any of this.

28:47Clearly, she fucking did it.

28:49Oh, I have no idea.

28:50I don't know if they should say that on YouTube.

28:52Have you ever watched the doc?

28:53I did. Bro, come on.

28:55Yeah, but it was also actors.

28:57Actors saying things that you don't know if they said because no one was there.

29:00Be cool. But you know what I'm saying?

29:02Yeah. No, I hear you.

29:03It's a little weird. It's a little weird.

29:04A little weird. You're talking about...

29:06But the detectives who were like, there's no way you could that size of a

29:09lie. Okay, that makes sense.

29:09But it's not a documentary.

29:10If you've got actors pretending to do roles, it gets a little squirrely.

29:15Even without that letter, it's kind of...

29:16I feel like most people can tell that the writing on the bottom is not

29:20the same as the writing on the top.

29:21That's when the heroin kicked in, dog.

29:23Tell them, Joey. When that heroin kicks in, your writing gets a little wacky.

29:27I think whoever killed Kurt killed Chris Cornell and Chester Bainton.

29:33Whoa! All of them? All that?

29:35I think it's... My guess is it's the same people.

29:37But those... You don't think those guys committed suicide?

29:39I don't think so. I don't think so.

29:42The picture of Chester with his family, literally the day before...

29:45Chris Cornell hung in a closet with broken ribs.

29:48There's a lot of shit.

29:49Oh, yeah. He had broken ribs?

29:49Dude. There's a lot of shit.

29:51That's just one thing. I didn't hear that.

29:53They said, oh, it was from the CPR.

29:55Oh, really? You hand me that lighter, Joe?

29:57You got to look into the Chris Cornell stuff.

30:00They murdered them. But you do break ribs when you do CPR.

30:05You sure he didn't actually just hang himself?

30:07Dude, I've seen YouTube videos on this.

30:09Because there's a lot of people that think that Bourdain didn't either.

30:12But I think he kind of did.

30:14The one... I don't know.

30:15This could be total bullshit.

30:16But we know Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell were really good friends.

30:21Maybe best friends. We know that.

30:23And they were involved in some documentary about child trafficking.

30:31Child sex trafficking. And so Bourdain was involved in it, too.

30:35And this DJ that died, too.

30:38That mysteriously got committed suicide or whatever.

30:41There you go. Yep. They were all...

30:44I don't know. That might be bullshit.

30:45But that's what I'm hearing.

30:46I'm hearing that they were all involved in some project.

30:49And they clipped him. With Eddie's track record.

30:52I don't know. I'm listening.

30:53I'm a like it. I don't know.

30:54But it is... It is.

30:58If that was a thing, where no one else was working on it, and they

31:01just didn't want to put it out, did they get scared?

31:05After two people died, what are you going to do?

31:06Well, I mean, that's why I don't...

31:08I'm just asking. They wouldn't have been making it individually on their own.

31:11Correct. They're not the ones filming stuff.

31:13Do you know that four of the people that debunked Pizzagate, four of the journalists

31:17were arrested for child pornography?

31:22Have you ever seen that?

31:23No. I saw something about that.

31:24I don't think that's real.

31:25God, I hope it's not real.

31:27I don't think it is.

31:27You know, I went to that Comet Pizza.

31:30I went there. Talked to the guy.

31:31Somebody just sent it to me today.

31:33I went there. Was anybody that was a journalist?

31:36Because I know there was a story.

31:37I saw... At least one of the journalists.

31:38Yeah, when I tried to look stuff the other day, I saw a story that

31:40a journalist got arrested for that, but I don't think that they had anything to

31:43do with reporting on Pizzagate.

31:45It was like a vice reporter.

31:47They weren't one of the debunkers?

31:48I don't believe so. That's when I looked it up.

31:51It said that... I'll try again.

31:55There's been so many deaths in the celebrity world that have a lot of suspicious

32:03qualities. How about the science world?

32:05How about that dude that was a plasma physicist and they whacked him at MIT

32:08and then they whacked another guy who was...

32:11For what? No one knows.

32:13He was assassinated. And then another guy just got killed.

32:15What was he... Well, did he discover something scientifically or something?

32:18Most likely. I mean, he's been working on some very important stuff.

32:20Some plasma physics. He probably said, hey, the moon's plasma.

32:23You can't land on that.

32:24He did not debunk. But this is old.

32:26This is 23. This is all 23.

32:27This is new. Right. No, no.

32:29It's all old arrests. It's not like a recent thing.

32:33Oh, so they're all older arrests.

32:34So this is like, then it's like an old meme that thinks people are burning

32:36rap back. So it's not true.

32:38I don't think so. Eddie, what celebrities...

32:39So Elon Musk boosted it?

32:41Is that what it says?

32:41Well, it's a pizza gate.

32:42It says boosted the pizza game.

32:44Oh, it just reboots that When you look into the Michael Jackson death that was

32:50that's that was weird that one's fucking weird.

32:53Yeah, JFK jr Yeah, but the Michael Jackson one he was taking propofol every night.

32:58You can't do that. You can't just the nest that ties yourself Like maybe that's

33:03what they say like who you don't know maybe they yeah Yeah, he did just

33:06get all his masters back and had the Beatles catalog too.

33:10Yeah, which is weird zero Put the headphones on or talk to the microphone You

33:18wouldn't much money Michael Jackson's made since he does Don't need dollars, bro.

33:23It's fucking wild him and Elvis are he's like one and two He blew out

33:27Tupac when Tupac pulled put out his like fifth album after he's dead.

33:31We're like What where are these coming from?

33:33They thought he was alive remember that movie that Andrew dice clay did like his

33:37only movie Yeah, for failing.

33:39Yeah, it was like he it was like they put all this money blow it

33:41up And then for some reason it didn't it didn't it didn't make its money

33:46back or something It was a failure and then they kind of like just blackballed

33:49him after that That's a deep ass movie for Fairlane He was a detective who

33:53is investigating celebrity deaths And then at the end of the at the end of

33:58the movie they find out He he's like had you know, there's a there's a

34:02part where he's talking to like the executive the head executive or the owner of

34:06a record company and they go dude soon as we kill Motherfucker we got he's

34:09we immortalize him for life.

34:12He's worth people They knew that forever.

34:15Yeah, they did that forever though.

34:17That's the suspicion about Jimi Hendrix.

34:18Yeah, exactly Jimi Hendrix kill them while they're hot instead of when they sell out

34:23and do commercial shit You can't kill them then kill them when they're legendary and

34:27then boom Whoever owns those masters whoever owns those masters Let's get let's go to

34:31the fact fact Let's go to the doctor that killed Michael Jackson where he is

34:35today and how much time he got because it was a slip in the amount

34:39You know, well, that's what it was.

34:41Maybe the guy got Watching it.

34:43Maybe the guy got stuck watching stupid on CNN.

34:46He forgot to go in there I think somebody knocked on his door game five

34:49million said just put an extra two cc's in there and he didn't get much

34:53time Oh, he didn't get dick.

34:54Yeah, maybe he got nothing Joe, you know He said that he thinks that Michael

34:58Jackson was chemically castrated. You know that right?

35:01He did say that. That's crazy Have you ever looked into the Michael Jackson like

35:03that cases like the child sexual cases?

35:06No, man Didn't get right and Candace do a deep dive did she she does

35:11a ton of deep dives did she do a deep dive on that?

35:13I'm not I've seen a bunch of people not doing and once you get the

35:16facts like fuck man, he got fucked Do you think Candace is?

35:22Is on a list man again like fucking yeah, dude, like um, her and tucker.

35:28I wouldn't be surprised It's crazy dude.

35:32Yeah, I wouldn't like that.

35:33You got a you're worried about just the fucking being I know just the guy

35:40in France and her name is neighbor's Theo Her neighbor's Theo her and Theo live

35:45like next door to each other.

35:46Candace Owens. Yeah, no fucking super close For real because I was at I was

35:49at Tucker Carlson's Christmas party.

35:51What yeah, how did you get that invite?

35:56Theo no, I didn't know feels gonna be there But I go and someone wanted

36:00pictures me and Theo and Theo goes let's get a black in here I'm like,

36:03oh, dude. He goes Candace Candace.

36:05I'm like, but I didn't know they knew each other I'm like, hey, dude fucking

36:08cut it and then she's like oh laughing and I was like, oh, you know,

36:11Candace He's like, oh, dude, that's like She's like a fucking sister.

36:15He's like the kids call him uncle Theo and shit He's over there like four

36:19days a week for dinner and shit.

36:20Has she done her podcast or has she done his podcast?

36:23I'm pretty sure she's done.

36:24Yeah, I think she's done his I don't think you'd go on hers.

36:27She doesn't really do That type of shit did Theo have Candace on?

36:31I'm pretty sure because they're talking about this is a good fight Great fight Roman

36:37DeLizzi and Christian Leroy Duncan Christian Leroy Duncan is a wicked striker.

36:41They kind of fucked MVP over a little bit.

36:43Yeah? Well, I mean a little bit first of all, they're fucking him over because

36:48he's fighting a guy who was a teammate Super close teammate doesn't make a ton

36:52of sense doesn't move him up in the rankings, but then he's also on his

36:55last fight on his contract Yeah, well, you know the kids good, but Michael then

37:03page is something very unique and most people just can't handle him Yeah, but he's

37:07unique because when you fight him you can't mimic his style So the first time

37:11you see it it's when it's live with the lights on and Bruce Buffer is

37:13fucking shouting But now that your training partner for years knows that element of surprise

37:20is gone. It really fucks him, right?

37:21But it's also like how many times a venom page piece that dude up true,

37:25but apparently he was choking MVP out left and right I bet right that's what

37:30he said with his anacondas and Darces are really good.

37:32Oh Interesting that's where it gets weird, right?

37:35He might have a grappling advantage, but if I'm MVP I'm like bro.

37:37There's so many guys on the roster.

37:39You can't fucking toss me anybody else a guy trained with non -stop You know

37:45this door fucking smelling soap knock it off I should do it small yes, it's

37:49a small I'm down for some Oh shit, yeah, let's get I've had allergies all

37:54we do it bad It's Christian Leroy Duncan dude, it's fine man.

38:02Dude, you don't think you can done Christian Leroy Duncan versus MVP at middleweight.

38:05Oh, they could have That's a motherfucking fight.

38:08God. That's a crazy fight.

38:09That's It's crazy. What's up, bro?

38:22That's a bad one, huh, Joe?

38:25I was really trying to clear that nose.

38:30I need it. I need it myself.

38:32I don't know if I should do this.

38:34I gotta land in Newark tonight.

38:35You know what I'm saying?

38:36I don't want to smell that shit.

38:37You definitely need it. Are there any homeless people that just do that, like, all

38:43day? No. With meth. It doesn't have the same impact that paint does.

38:55Now ready. That's what you need for allergies.

39:00So Delizze has Christian Leroy Duncan down on the ground for folks watching that want

39:07to sync up. It's three minutes in 34, 33, 32, 31, 30 of the first

39:13round. So just to tell you guys how good that main event is, between the

39:17two of them, they're 37 -0.

39:19That's nuts. That's crazy. Okay, what's the rest of the card?

39:24You said it's great. Rattle it off.

39:27MVP's fight is interesting because it's a training partner.

39:31Oh, that's what you were just talking about?

39:32Yeah, that we were talking about.

39:34But then he's fighting a training partner, like, super close training partner.

39:37Like, why would they do that?

39:38Like, you would just stay away from that shit.

39:40He's been kind of outspoken, too, about fighter pay and them kind of screwing him

39:43over, so, you know. Oh, really?

39:45Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we had...

39:47So they're going to discipline.

39:48We had two 10th Planet guys fight each other once, Alan Juban versus Ben Saunders.

39:53Oh, yeah. That sucked. Damn, it was like...

39:56Was the fight good, though?

39:57I didn't corner nobody. I didn't even watch it.

39:58How was the fight? Juban won.

40:01But was it, like, back and forth, like a great fight?

40:03I don't even... They never are.

40:05This is the problem. Like, when I fought Orlovsky, I was like, what?

40:08That's my training partner. Because he knows what I do.

40:11I know what he does.

40:12So then, when you get in there, it's kind of like...

40:15That is weird. It's a boring -ass fight.

40:18Because you're not doing your usual shit.

40:19But we're not speaking about Ilya Kolboria.

40:21I'm sorry, what did you say?

40:22No, that's a great fight.

40:24Ilya Topor and Justin Gagey?

40:25What are you talking about?

40:26Yeah, that's a great fight.

40:27That's an amazing fight. That's a fucking...

40:29I don't know Amon Zahabi.

40:31I don't know him. He's won, like, eight a row.

40:32Amon Zahabi's good. He beat Chito Vera.

40:35He beat... Let me ask you this, fellas.

40:37Oh, damn. That's another great fight.

40:39Yeah, they're all good. Those are good fights.

40:42Sean O'Malley's probably the favorite here.

40:43But outside of, like, the big dogs, what American are we going to celebrate?

40:48You know what I'm saying?

40:48Bo Nichols. That's the American.

40:51Fucking Bo Nichols. Yo, let me tell you something about...

40:53Who's Kyle Dacus? Kyle Dacus is a problem.

40:55He's very good. He's very experienced.

40:57What's his style? Wrestler or striker?

40:59He's a boxer with jiu -jitsu.

41:00He's a black belt in jiu -jitsu.

41:02Oh, shit. Okay. It's not an easy fight for Bo.

41:05He's a veteran, too. And Steve Garcia?

41:07Who's that? He's a fucking animal, dude.

41:09That's the funnest fight in the car.

41:11That could be fight in the night.

41:12Steve Garcia is a sat striker.

41:14Well, he can do everything.

41:15He can do everything. But vicious striker.

41:17Fucking super aggressive. Just a wild dude.

41:20And Diego Lopez, same. Diego Lopez has a wicked ground game, too.

41:24People forget he almost caught Ivoloev a couple times on the ground.

41:28He fought combat jiu -jitsu, dude.

41:29He's legit on the ground.

41:31So any time he wins, it's good for us.

41:32You're like, oh, we take all his highlights.

41:34You know, I love the mustache, but I hate the bangs.

41:37I gotta say. Yeah, it's very, like, emo.

41:40The Mustangs. The Mustangs is awesome.

41:42I don't like mustaches. Do you remember that guy on Apple TV?

41:46Undercard? No, this is the fight tonight.

41:50Oh, this is tonight? Yeah.

41:51This is tonight? That's right now.

41:52Michael Page is fighting tonight?

41:53Yeah. Oh, shit. Okay. All right.

41:55Yeah. Okay. I didn't know that.

41:58So the co -main event, Luke Riley, he's huge over there.

42:01Huge. So where are we at right now?

42:03We are at this right here.

42:04Christian Leroy Duncan and Roman DeLuzze.

42:06Look, turn to your right.

42:07And then we're going up.

42:08Yeah. We're going up. Now, who's the headliner?

42:10The headliner is Yves Loeve and Laurel Murphy.

42:12Both undefeated. Okay. So, like, talent, like, skill -wise, that's better than anything on the

42:18Netflix card or the White House card.

42:20Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. They're just not major names.

42:23DeLuzze might be in trouble here.

42:25He's on his back. And I just saw Christian Leroy Duncan tag him a couple

42:29times. Damn. Joe, did you see they filled out the rest of that MVP card?

42:37That thing's getting tasty. Luke Rockwell's returning.

42:40Is that real? I see.

42:42I don't know. Is that real?

42:43I don't know. The one with Ronda Rousey?

42:44Yeah, that card's stacked. What do you guys think about Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano?

42:47They're both very old. I think it's a great fight.

42:52It's not a great fight.

42:53I'm into it. I'm into it.

42:55You're going to watch it, though.

42:56Oh, of course. A million percent.

42:57Oh, yeah. Me? So, any fight that you would watch a million percent.

43:00Oh, I'm in, bro. Yeah.

43:00I'm just saying, as far as, like, Ronda should be a minus 4 ,000 favorite.

43:05She's going to starch her, dude.

43:07Gina had some decent striking, man.

43:09And she had good jiu -jitsu, too.

43:1020 years ago, Eddie. She still looks young.

43:16She still does, right? I love Gina.

43:18Gina Carano looks young. I love Gina, but, you know, she hasn't been active in

43:21fucking literally, like, 15 years.

43:22She looks like she's in great shape.

43:24Do you see her throwing those flying knees?

43:26She looks fantastic. No, she looks great.

43:27What do you think they paid Francis?

43:31Two million. So, if we're right about the Nate number, if all the rumors, not

43:36we. It's not my fault.

43:37people are saying it's more than 10 so it's more than 10 francis got 20

43:42got to get 20 20 yeah and he's coming from that box the money too

43:46he's the lineal heavyweight champion of mma correct the only reason why i mean never

43:51lost his title he just left the organization just left yeah my thing is with

43:55with mvp and everyone's like oh they can compete with the ufc and it's almost

43:59impossible because they like netflix business models like these spectacles like they're fun fights but

44:06it doesn't really move it doesn't move as far as like rankings or competition you're

44:11right so where do they go from here they got to start having right they

44:14got to have netflix fucking championships you know what they got to do they got

44:18to come up with a name for the show and then it's the and then

44:21start putting out belts it's really easy but there's the roster it's called mvp mvp

44:27mvp champion mvp middleweight champion like let's say francis wins okay then what now like

44:35where do we go from no you this is where you start in the beginning

44:38you don't have any champions but eventually you build champions and then you just say

44:41okay whoever wins this fight is a champion like pfl they're fucking sinking shit lorenz

44:46larkin and jason jackson that's exciting um love lorenz larkin what do you think about

44:52nate diaz mike perry what do you think what do you think happens there it

44:55depends what version of nate we get like you know he's older um now if

44:59there's straight beer knuckle that's mike perry's game all day he's gonna beat the brakes

45:02off him but nate it's tough in the clinch you know it's grappling that's not

45:05mike's thing if that's a good that's a but those this is what i think

45:09about netflix this is the difference of what the ufc is doing what netflix you

45:12this is fun like for the casuals people like that's gonna be the most watched

45:16mma fight of all time lorenz larkin is the only guy i ever saw throw

45:21oblique kicks to the body nasty against neil magny i was like oh shit i

45:26never saw anybody doing what's an oblique kick to the body oh you know how

45:29the oblique kick comes out like this like this they call that an oblique kick

45:32yeah yeah he throws your obliques right here he's kicking he's kicking body with it

45:37yeah i don't know why they call it the oblique kick my obliques are making

45:39a comeback what is the reason they call it the oblique kick 10th planet kush

45:44episode 20 with the cats let's uh find out why do they call that the

45:48oblique kick but either way um i never saw anybody everybody throws it to the

45:52legs lorenzo's a bad motherfucker man for a long time he's nasty striker yeah like

45:57a wicked striker do you remember there's some cool trucks too do you do you

46:00remember that um i used to do a little uh youtube show the angle that's

46:04what it is the angle and line of the strike not for the core oblique

46:07muscles that's what i thought so it's uh meaning slanted or diagonal in geometry there

46:14it is that makes sense my obliques are making a comeback yeah because he's the

46:18only guy he actually kind of throws into your obliques i played i play that

46:21video all the there's a joey used to do his uh ufc pics called 10th

46:26planet kush and i would film him and um he would be he'd bet like

46:30500 he'd give there's a ufc coming up and i film him we'd be like

46:35in that alley next to a dumpster at houston houston we did it all over

46:39the place so it's like a ufc's coming up here's 10th planet kush episode six

46:42and it'd be joey diaz and he fucking with his ufc picks yeah it's tough

46:46to do while i'm while i'm filming six every fucking week yeah yeah while i'm

46:50filming yes he's tough you cannot pick six fights in the uf we'll check this

46:54out though while this is what this is the the the moral of the story

46:57is i when i film him it's always one take he gives his picks and

47:02he's like batting like 500 right and i and i laugh like two or three

47:06times like i'm filming i'm like ah yeah you know and one in one episode

47:12this episode 20 10th planet kush episode 20 i decide to go to his house

47:17his apartment to film it and he had 10 cats he had 10 cats so

47:23i go and i film and so basically i do a little documentary on all

47:26his cats he's giving me the low down on all his cats and it's amazing

47:30these cats are fucking beautiful in a small little apartment you didn't get hate where

47:34people like just give us the goddamn picks no well no no no so by

47:38the time we got to the picks we went through all the stories of all

47:40the cats and which cats are fighting other cats which cats get along with other

47:44cats he had fidel little fedelito he had fidel in his lap and fidel was

47:50the most beautiful cat ever and then he was ready to give us picks and

47:54all of a sudden after we go through all the cats and he's ready to

47:57give his picks he's holding fedelito and then dude he just is on fire he

48:03gives all his picks there's like so much he's got on fire and i'm laughing

48:08through the whole thing because he's on fire he goes i just got back from

48:13pilates or yoga was it yoga or pilates yoga i just got back from yoga

48:17my obliques are making a comeback and he's going off and he's holding fidelito his

48:22cat and he's going off and i was laughing my when you watch if you

48:27watch this i'm gonna annoy you because i'm laughing too much as he's on fire

48:32i'm laughing the whole time film i remember it and then when i go then

48:35i i'm driving home i couldn't wait to edit it and upload it to youtube

48:38i'm like oh my god this was special this was special this isn't gonna be

48:42a good one and you know what he got all the fights right damn thousand

48:46percent it's tough to do dude those cats those cats they knew dude the cats

48:51knew i take my cat to the track with me you know what i'm saying

48:53how many cats you have now one just one i got four girl so i

49:00think this is the end of the second round here we got one more round

49:03we should probably pay attention to this what do you got That could Joe's good

49:06dogs. That's it two dogs.

49:07That's no cats. I'm getting some cats Joe get some cats no more chickens I

49:12got a bunch of chickens.

49:13Really? Yeah There's like 15 of them Dude, I'm all in on cats I never

49:19was a cat person growing up never understood them until like the last six years

49:23and Now dude that's fun Mike Mike cats are everything to me man Joe Did

49:29you see the most artists that he can he does 1500 push -ups in an

49:33hour? Yeah, that's bananas. That's not real Right, that's not real.

49:37It's AI. He was doing a thousand now.

49:38He can do a 1500.

49:39I mean, maybe he can do it Those guys in prison.

49:42He's in thousand. He's in shape Right those guys in prison.

49:45The question is what do they look like?

49:47Are they full extension? I agree.

49:49Or is he doing these things?

49:51I would like a video of it.

49:52Is he doing these things?

49:53Yeah Like when I said I could bench shoot 25 whatever like 38, 39 times.

49:57Where's he from? Somewhere tough and cold Where is Yves Louie from?

50:01What country? Probably fucking rush.

50:04He's a Russian. I think like I don't know what part, you know, damn that

50:08guy's karate. Oh, yeah Christian Leroy Duncan's a beast dude.

50:11Well, shit fine. He's fun.

50:13Yeah, it's a good fight.

50:14He throws anything Jamie did he say 1500 an hour?

50:18Yeah, where is on bullshit?

50:20Where's most far from? Eve Louie That sounds like I don't want it to I

50:30can smell that Joe, I'll take one more I'll take it twice I need to

50:34wake the fuck up Do you have smells at home?

50:37Where you go every now and then, pop pop?

50:38You know what? I do them and I get so high That I forget to

50:41put the lid on them and then two days later I go back and they're

50:43dead I gotta get some more Oh, yeah, it's from Russia Yeah, it could be

50:48more Russian one of the things about I'm sorry Russian when they do I was

50:53watching this video I don't know how accurate the video was but I started incorporating

50:56it when they do sets of push -ups They don't do it for numbers.

50:59They do it for time under tension Their whole idea is like do it slow

51:03and do less repetitions is harder and you know, you're doing it for sure time

51:09Like instead of doing like 20 we could just stop at 20 or 50 when

51:13you stop You're you're you're slow through the whole thing that's supposed to be better

51:17to build That's yeah with your whole body tensed up.

51:20You're supposed to tense your asshole tense your calves Tense your legs.

51:24That's some Russian shit. Yeah, it's interesting.

51:26Yeah, I started doing it.

51:27It's interesting that people Remember when we were kids had the bulwarker?

51:33You ever have the bulwarker jump thing then you squeeze.

51:36Oh, yeah, that's a great thing will go as you get old The isometric is

51:40a lot better when you're doing those push -ups.

51:43That's fucking money. You know a ten count and slow There's a guy that wrote

51:47a book the power of something The power of one of something There's this dude

51:53that wrote the power of something But the book is about Instead of doing five

51:59sets of eight squats Do one set of the heaviest squats you could do for

52:05four and get the fuck off the squat rack You go to the bench press

52:08again instead of doing three sets of heavy do a set of nine Basically you

52:13feel like puking and then from there you do like three or four movements and

52:17you're out of there in a half hour I like that Is that Mike Mentzer?

52:21It was no no no Mike Mentzer is one of the guys he's does more

52:23dumbbell. This is uh It's similar what I do the power of ten.

52:28It's ten set. That's it the power of ten That's it Just when you when

52:33you and they do the worst workout because when you walk in there's no warm

52:37-up There's no nothing they put you on the heavy I like that no warm

52:40-up that sounds like a great way to tear your shit apart saying but they

52:43she dog those squat He used to make me get anxiety.

52:47She put like 400 on those things and go go And you're like, but he

52:51won't let you go for ten seconds And it's I don't know, but I just

52:56read about I'm like, you know what?

52:58Maybe I'll incorporate it After the new you always wonder like how many people are

53:02over training, you know, and how much you know, I don't know I don't know

53:05just more rest if you got more rest how much more growth you would have

53:08well Mike Mensah was 20 sets per body part That's that's what he did That's

53:12too much, bro. Jeez That's too much Mike Mensah was a four split.

53:15That was a two split Who has that time though too?

53:18That's when you're a professional weightlifter.

53:20That's what you fucking do You want to hear some crazy shit?

53:23You fucking roll all day and get in the head and drink protein pie, you

53:27know It's the same fucking thing, you know You know, you want to hear some

53:31crazy shit? When George Sauteropoulos was in Australia, I was corning George Sauteropoulos.

53:36He's fighting Dennis Seaver. Remember that?

53:38Yeah, yeah And the guy was known for throwing turning sidekicks like Joe that was

53:44a shit and if he landed it dude, you're fucking going to sleep Yeah, good

53:47one. Yeah, so we're he's gonna find him.

53:51We're on our way to the fight and this motherfucker before the fight Is in

53:57the weight room. We're walking through and we see him in the weight room Dennis

54:00Seaver is doing fucking squats with them heavy squats right before his fight I what

54:07the fuck trying to get it.

54:08What do you think that was a system ramped up?

54:10Yeah, wake his body. Yeah, wake his body did one set.

54:13It wouldn't fuck you up too bad Yeah, dude, I was used to doing it

54:16too. It would make you weaker.

54:18It scared the shit out of me, dude You know what I you ever do

54:20those grip strength things. Yeah, here's the thing about those things you do it once

54:24You get your highest number after that everything drops off So like how much of

54:28that is like good squats and with everything else too if he's doing like heavy

54:31lifting right before world fight how much pep does that take out of his legs

54:35i don't know i don't know it might be a thing he's been doing though

54:38you know delize's got rhythm he's got a christian leroy duncan's back i don't know

54:42what happened he's got a little body talking so much it's just one of those

54:47things where it's like everybody's got a like marab spars five hard rounds the day

54:52of a fight randy couture used to do that too uh tiago alvez was the

54:56first guy that i saw like working out really hard before his fight i'm like

55:01what the fuck is he doing they were doing that to replenish glycogen so because

55:06tiago alvez cut a ton of weight and when tiago alvez cut all that weight

55:10they would he had this guy who's a scientist who explained it to me and

55:13he was like you put it a certain amount of carbohydrates but you need a

55:17certain amount of exercise so that the sugar gets back into the muscles yeah you

55:21got to get through that after you you go through that extreme weight cut this

55:26is what he said because i asked him what the fuck you're doing goes you

55:28got a blast you got to get uh you got to um uh get to

55:33a like your heart rate at a certain rate where it forgets that you lost

55:37all that weight and now you're back to normal because the first gassing is you're

55:42going to be fucked if your first gas after the weight cut is in the

55:45fight you're fucked yeah you got to get that first gas out before so by

55:50the time you get to the cage your body forgot about it's probably both things

55:54because it's definitely that he was you remember how big he got bro remember when

55:58he fought matt hughes massive he was he looked like a fucking heavyweight he was

56:02gigantic what happened in that fight i don't remember he stopped him a flying knee

56:06right matt hughes yeah didn't he stop matt hughes with a flying knee i forget

56:10wasn't that when he was coming up yeah and that was like his coming out

56:13party that's how he made like one of the big victories you know tiago was

56:17a problem yeah he was a big fucker dude he was a big yeah there

56:23it is boom yeah look at his traps there bro dude he was a terrifying

56:30dude look at the size of him man brutal he was so big yeah that

56:36was crazy that was a bad one tiago was a real problem in his prime

56:40dude people forget you know they forget they forget they see guys lose later in

56:45their career they forget in his prime tiago office was a nightmare man devastating leg

56:50kicks too would whip them down on you oh buddy oh he whipped his leg

56:55kicks but like the new fan base that came along like around covid and during

56:59the conor mcgregor time they don't know any of this old school shit oh dude

57:02there's so much time honey dude how about the late 90s shit are you up

57:05with the late 90s shit like the early ufc's and all that shit yeah man

57:09ufc one through eight dude i had all those fights on one vhs tape it

57:14was a four -hour tape edited just the fights and the tail of the date

57:18let's see fucking ufc one through eight yeah man i'd put it at the strip

57:22club dog all day we'd be watching fights dudes wouldn't even be watching the chicks

57:26and the chicks were getting mad can you turn that shit off nobody's even looking

57:29at my pussy girls would get mad and the manager like shut the fuck up

57:34go give go give a lap dance we're watching the fights all right who won

57:39christian did christian leeward duncan you know i'm at the gym and they show uh

57:45like there's like a best of ufc at the gym all the time and i

57:49i just saw steven thompson wonder boy versus kevin holland god damn that was a

57:56good fight you remember that fight because some people that throw wheel kicks they'll throw

58:00one maybe two in a fight dude steven thompson threw fucking 38 wheel kicks he

58:06kept throwing them over and over and over like that's some barboa so might give

58:10you one in a fight maybe two dude do you remember that fight kevin tom

58:14very well kevin holland did wonder boy retire did he retire uh he might have

58:20one left i don't know but kevin holland is an amazing fucking warrior dude he

58:26took a lot of he was throwing a lot of shit yeah it was a

58:28weird a lot of shit it was a weird fight because kevin made like a

58:31they made an agreement not to go to the ground which is so stupid crazy

58:34oh really i did not know that you're fighting a guy who's that changes everything

58:38you're fighting a guy who's the scariest kickboxer in the division just kickboxing and that's

58:43why you love kevin holland but what are you doing dude when he was in

58:45his prime as a kickboxer i think he was something crazy like 61 and 0.

58:49oh even more than that it was over 100.

58:51what so i met wonder boy thompson gsp brought him into our camp was a

58:56nobody had no mma fights and gsp was like you guys are going to want

59:00to spar with this guy it's crazy dude it's like uh in that movie uh

59:05rush hour where chris tucker was like which one of y 'all hit me dude

59:09he's throwing wheel kicks like japs everybody yeah no he was he was you've never

59:14seen anything like it never seen anything like it if there was a real kickboxing

59:18league that guy would have been a huge superstar isn't it crazy like slap fighting's

59:23big and they can't figure out is it who's the most combat jiu -jitsu we

59:27got combat's a different kind of big right there like name one fc has they

59:32have atom weight fights yeah they have dudes that are fighting that are 105 pounds

59:37in muay thai and they move so fast you would swear that your phone is

59:42on double speed yeah you watch it you're like wow how is this real dude

59:46like boxing was like that back in the day in the heyday remember um uh

59:51uh uh carbajal versus uh uh barrera that's 115 pound boxers max 115 Interesting that

1:00:01you can't really do that in MMA.

1:00:03It's like anything below even 125.

1:00:06People don't fuck with them.

1:00:07It's hard for people to fuck with.

1:00:08Dude, there were big fucking fights in Marco Antonio Barrera versus Michael Carbajal.

1:00:13Those dudes were 115. But Joe, when you say slap fights big, it's like it

1:00:18gets views, but there's no, you can't name a slap fight athlete.

1:00:24Right. No, that's true. It's like the special.

1:00:27The thing is that it's just getting a lot of attention.

1:00:30It gets a lot of attention, but you know, man, I've been going on deep

1:00:33holes on old school boxing like Duran, Mugabe, Thomas Hearns, Sugar Ray.

1:00:41Late night, I watch those things and I call him and I go, what was

1:00:44going on back then? That's different from now.

1:00:47And we both go, those motherfuckers didn't give a fuck about brain damage.

1:00:50They were tougher. Marvin Hagler.

1:00:51No, these guys today are even tougher.

1:00:53Oh, I disagree. And solid.

1:00:54Watch these dudes. This Japanese dude on the right.

1:00:57These guys are 105? Yes.

1:00:58With MMA gloves on. Oh, Yoshinari on the right.

1:01:01He moves like double speed.

1:01:02Like you can't believe how fast he is.

1:01:04This is 105 pounds. Watch how fast this fucking guy is.

1:01:07Oh, wow. Bro, this fight is wild.

1:01:09I watched it last night and I was ready to go to bed and I

1:01:11turned it on YouTube and I was like, holy shit, I gotta watch this whole

1:01:14fight. This is crazy how fast these guys are.

1:01:16Is that where you get your kickboxing in when you go to sleep?

1:01:19Always. It's always when you go to sleep.

1:01:21Yeah. Kickboxing. I'm like, how the fuck do you know so much?

1:01:24Kickboxing and professional pool right before I go to bed.

1:01:27I like to watch things that have no consequence on the world.

1:01:31Like this is just fun.

1:01:32But this fucking dude, Yoshinari, is so fast, dude.

1:01:36Just like so wicked. And he throws this nasty straight left hand to the body.

1:01:41It's so quick. You can barely see it coming.

1:01:44It's weird. Like both of these guys.

1:01:48The guy Rock, he's fighting too, is this Thailand guy.

1:01:51He's vicious as fuck too.

1:01:52And against anybody else, he would look elite.

1:01:55But this Japanese guy just is lighting him up.

1:02:00Just the speed that these guys have.

1:02:02They have no gravity. Like look how just the throwing the kick and then checking

1:02:06the kick when the return kick comes.

1:02:07They're so fast. And their technique is so marvelous.

1:02:09He threw that knee like a jab.

1:02:10He threw that knee like a jab.

1:02:11Everything's flawless. Adam, wait though.

1:02:14America ain't fucking with this.

1:02:15America's like, get the fuck out of my face.

1:02:16But they would because on TV, look at that straight left of the body and

1:02:19then the front kick behind it.

1:02:20The thing is like on TV, it doesn't matter.

1:02:23You don't know. You just, they're the same size as the heavyweight.

1:02:25Do you get a point for the takedown?

1:02:27It just, it's more, in Muay Thai it counts.

1:02:30But Demetrius Johnson would have been the most famous guy on the planet then.

1:02:33You know, when he fought in the UFC.

1:02:34He should have been. He should have been when he fought in the UFC.

1:02:37What's funny is he's more famous now.

1:02:38It's all about, it's all about the promotion.

1:02:40Twitch and shit, right? From streaming.

1:02:42Man, his YouTube show's great.

1:02:43Like, he's fucking. Where does he stream?

1:02:45Does he stream on YouTube or somewhere else?

1:02:47I don't know. I don't know.

1:02:49His podcast, I think it's called The Mighty Cast.

1:02:51Bro, look how fast this fucking guy is.

1:02:54I watched this fight twice last night.

1:02:56I was like, this Yoshinori guy is so fast.

1:02:58Like, the counters with the kicks, they move faster than hands.

1:03:03It's like two cats fighting.

1:03:04It's nuts, man. Like, the speed of their kicks is just bananas.

1:03:10I'm going to tell you this.

1:03:10I wish they were bigger.

1:03:11Isn't it crazy that, isn't it crazy that, like, a cobra can't strike a cat?

1:03:16There's so many videos. Oh, cats are so fast.

1:03:18The cats are too quick.

1:03:19Cats are so fast. A cobra can't fuck with the cat.

1:03:21When you see, like, a honey badger or a wolverine, where's a fucking snake?

1:03:24They don't care if a snake bites them.

1:03:26They're like, meh. They lie there half dead.

1:03:28Then they come back to life and eat the snake.

1:03:31Yeah, that's a crazy animal.

1:03:33Aren't they immune to the venom?

1:03:35Is that this way they don't give a fuck?

1:03:35Yeah, they recover from it.

1:03:36Why would God make something like that?

1:03:38Just the evilest little motherfucker that steals food from lions.

1:03:41How crazy is it that the cats have reptile eyes and they hiss?

1:03:45That is crazy. Isn't that crazy?

1:03:47They have reptile eyes and they hiss.

1:03:49And he's so into cats right now.

1:03:50I know. And they hiss.

1:03:52Yep. No other animals go.

1:03:55That's what a snake does.

1:03:57And that's what cats do.

1:03:59Cats. Yeah, cats. Like big cats.

1:04:00Yeah. They hiss. Just like snakes.

1:04:02Bro, you need to go to the Austin Zoo.

1:04:03I've been. Anyone been there?

1:04:04I've been. You're about this far away from a fucking tiger.

1:04:08It's just, it's like a fence, bro.

1:04:10It's not like San Diego where there's a huge glass eight feet away.

1:04:14Nah, bitch. You can touch the fucking tail.

1:04:17My kids were climbing on the walls and shit.

1:04:20You didn't touch the tail.

1:04:20Oh, bro, you're so close, dude.

1:04:21Yeah, but you can't really touch the tail.

1:04:22Someone's for sure going to get fucked up there and I'm all for it.

1:04:25It's great. You can't really touch the tail.

1:04:26It's the best zoo. No, you can't touch the tail.

1:04:27It's more separated than that.

1:04:29Barely, though, Bubba. Dude, look how fast these motherfuckers are.

1:04:32This is crazy. I mean, this fight is heated up now.

1:04:35Does it go to a decision?

1:04:36Mm -mm. No. No, Yoshinari stops him.

1:04:41And it's pretty spectacular when he does it.

1:04:46So, what do we got here?

1:04:47Austin Lane. Oh, this dude had the craziest fight.

1:04:51Iwo Baraniski. I don't know how to say his name correctly.

1:04:54I memorized it last time.

1:04:56Yeah. But that dude had the craziest fight in his last outing.

1:05:00I forget who he was fighting, but they just stood toe -to -toe in front

1:05:03of each other and just blasted each other.

1:05:06Multiple knockdowns. Yeah. Haymakers. And eventually he came out on top.

1:05:09But it was chaos. Joe, with some of the tough names, do you memorize it

1:05:12the night before? Or do you have an earpiece, too?

1:05:13I have a thing where they say it.

1:05:15So, the UFC sends me an email.

1:05:17And they say it in their email.

1:05:18So, then I listen to them say it.

1:05:20And then I repeat it.

1:05:21And then I have to write it down phonetically.

1:05:23It's the most stressful day.

1:05:24It's the weigh -ins for me.

1:05:26I'm so stressed out. You know, I have to say it.

1:05:28Stop watching because I was stressed for you because I struggle with names I really

1:05:32struggle with like the Russian names and really some of them are crazy Fuck off

1:05:36some of them are crazy.

1:05:38They had this Mongolian dude the other day out of practice his name for 20

1:05:41minutes He had the dopest hat to one of the Genghis Khan hats like leather

1:05:44on the top fur He came out with it on it stresses me out.

1:05:48Yeah, it's look this is coming He's gonna stop this dude soon the fucking speed

1:05:53this Japanese guy has man.

1:05:55It's bananas It's all that kimchi, and I think this is the Japanese buddy not

1:06:01Korean I think this is the first time they had atom weight with men at

1:06:05least I've never seen it before I'm gonna miss dude man.

1:06:08There's a ton of five But does look how fucking skillful this cat is well

1:06:13my my 10 year olds 105 And he throws those Japanese guys throw those toe

1:06:18kicks to the body where they're literally straighten their foot out And they stab you

1:06:22with their big toe in the liver It's nuts.

1:06:25There's a bunch of these guys like especially the kyokushin karate guys They practice that

1:06:30but if people understood that these guys are more technical and more talented than all

1:06:35the other weights Oh, but the problem is is your normal average like casual viewers

1:06:40like I could beat them up.

1:06:41They're tiny It's like buddy you can't really tell how tiny they are like if

1:06:44you told me that this is 135 I would believe it Well, that's 135 so

1:06:48then the end is near tell he just rocked that dude with a head You

1:06:51just got to make sure the reference and the ref make it make you can

1:06:54tell yeah make them rough a midget And these guys are middleweights so that ref

1:06:58is five barely over the ropes Yeah, you can shoot around that if it's really

1:07:04an issue and it makes a difference on on views don't have like big John

1:07:08as the ref Yeah, no no You got to have a fucking You got to

1:07:11have a niche Maybe you should Maybe you should Right Or Dan Mergliata Yeah That

1:07:17guy's a big old gorilla Remove the top two ropes Boom So they look like

1:07:22giants Like damn those guys are huge But you need a big guy with big

1:07:26guys To be able to separate guys You need a Mark Goddard Yeah You know

1:07:30you need a hefty Yeah You need a big dude that's strong To get guys

1:07:35off No we're talking about a 105 deception You're right Like a normal fight I

1:07:40just hit him with a flying knee in the face This cat is so fast

1:07:44That cat got knives It's so technical too Like everything Look how slick he is

1:07:50Moving off the line And pulling his head back Moving to the side Like everything

1:07:54is just so slick Isn't it weird how much more technical The smaller Like the

1:07:58lower the weight It has to be Way more They don't have any power They

1:08:01got to catch you like perfect To knock you out It's not like a heavyweight

1:08:05Where it's one shot But there's also more competition So you got to be really

1:08:09really good It's also just the speed There's no gravity They weigh 105 pounds They're

1:08:15going to lift forever Their legs move so quick Everything moves so quick Their arms

1:08:20are so small But also at that weight It has to be a perfect shot

1:08:24To inflict damage Like a heavyweight clips you With a jab You're fucked Exactly But

1:08:30it's just how fast These guys can check things Look at that left hand To

1:08:33the body he throws It's nuts If they weight in at 105 They probably walk

1:08:38at like 120 Right 110 Who knows They don't look big No If you're fighting

1:08:44at 105 It's probably because That's really your weight class About 108 Nobody wants to

1:08:48admit They fight at 105 They don't want to lie Because women are like What?

1:08:52You weigh less than me?

1:08:57Yoshinari is so fucking technical Oh it's wicked Unbelievable Look at that knee of the

1:09:00body There's that straight left I mean he's tuning him up I'm pretty sure this

1:09:06is a round Where he stops him There it is With a bull cut Here

1:09:10it comes Boom Look at that It's throwing it to the body man It's just

1:09:13He's so quick It's weird when you watch that It's like Everybody else looks slow

1:09:19now And I think one championship Is focusing more on the MMA I'm sorry The

1:09:23Muay Thai with the MMA gloves They're focusing Look at how slick that was Is

1:09:27Rack Mexican? No he's Thailand Oh Damn bro There's a lot of Japanese guys That

1:09:36are dominating now They're dominating in 1FC In kickboxing especially This is like the first

1:09:43one That I've seen That's really dominating In pure Muay Thai Oh shit Look at

1:09:48that Look at that straight left He's back Heavyweight's about to fight Austin Lane Played

1:09:53for the Dallas Cowboys Eddie What position?

1:09:55D -end Really? It might have been Carolina But I'm pretty sure Dallas Defensive end

1:09:59What does he weigh? What does he weigh?

1:10:01205 He's probably 230 Well no He used to fight at heavyweight And he was

1:10:06like 260 Okay He's cut down It's interesting Because we were talking About heavyweight Like

1:10:13that pool Is the shallowest pool Like when When Francis was going over And they

1:10:19said They were going to do a fight On that card I was like Who's

1:10:21he going to fight? Phillip Lins is good Miles Garrett Imagine that Miles Garrett fought

1:10:26Bro 290 all muscle Yeah but that's His nickname is Jurassic Phillip Lins is good

1:10:32But it's like Who else Phillip Lins fought at 205 Right You know what I'm

1:10:36saying So it's like Right But to MVP's defense Like who else is there Right

1:10:40That's the question There's no like Free agents That are That you would go Ooh

1:10:44I want to see that fight That's what makes the UFC You know Kind of

1:10:48have a Stranglehold on the industry Is that these long contracts Guys really can't get

1:10:52out It's very tough to get out Well especially Heavyweight It's like there's a there's

1:10:57not talent pool so small already and the UFC is locked up all the good

1:11:01ones How about that one dude that?

1:11:05He won and they cut him loose It's so boring.

1:11:08That's crazy. Is that the only time that's ever happened?

1:11:11I don't know How do you winning a cut?

1:11:14It's because you're not entertaining, but you're beating guys I'd never I mean you've also

1:11:19who's lost like six in a row and they move him up in the rankings.

1:11:22I love ties So I hope he gets to number one But heavyweights are sure

1:11:30that's all that's bad That goes the Dallas Cowboys As usual yeah, as usual that

1:11:38dude's a fucking tank. He's a problem.

1:11:40Damn MVP's up next is that guy Russian or something?

1:11:43What is he was his name?

1:11:45Ewo that was Ewo. I think he's from Poland.

1:11:48Is he Polish? Baranuski, but to your point Joe that the heavyweight division is Poland

1:11:54Yeah, heavyweight division is in shit.

1:11:57It's the worst it's ever been.

1:11:58It's it's weird because you got Gabe Stevenson Who's not in the UFC yet?

1:12:02He's the guy that's the most interesting dude And he's not even in the new

1:12:06someone got me must have been you know how there's MMA sites that leak shit

1:12:10and he who knows if it's true?

1:12:12They're like Gabe Stevenson versus JDS on the MVP card.

1:12:16I'm like bro. Take my fucking money I was crunk for it and then I

1:12:20was doing on my show crazy You could see it happening.

1:12:23There it is boom Over the top looks worse cuz his dread I saw something

1:12:28that said Mighty Mouse was on it, but that's obviously not true.

1:12:30No Mighty Mouse. He's he's Flatly said he's retired.

1:12:34What's what's the worst case scenario in a fight?

1:12:37You get knocked the fuck out You get flat line and they got to take

1:12:40you out on a stretcher, right?

1:12:42That'd be the worst There's nothing worse than that, right?

1:12:43That's that's the worst. That's other than a broken leg Do you remember the thing

1:12:47is like if you get knocked the fuck out and take it on a stretcher?

1:12:49You might be okay in a few months six months You get your leg visually

1:12:53visually visually it's bad, right?

1:12:56I think for your ego get knocked out So do you guys remember when k1

1:12:59was in Los Angeles in 2005?

1:13:01That was when a hoist fought Sakuraba the second time and beat him people forget

1:13:06about that hoist beat Sakuraba He beat him from fucking on his back Sakuraba standing

1:13:11he was throwing sidekicks to Sakuraba's knee off his butt It was crazy, but also

1:13:16on that card. There was a football player.

1:13:18He played for the D.

1:13:19He was a wide receiver Johnny Morton Johnny Morton for the he was a wide

1:13:23receiver for the Detroit Lions He goes out and he fights a black dude who

1:13:28is lives in Japan and is a comedian But he's a kickboxer too.

1:13:32I forget his name black dude Japanese guy.

1:13:35Yeah, there it is Dude, he he he gets put in a stretcher Johnny Morton

1:13:42So at after this after this he only had one fight no football players all

1:13:46the football players were training for MMA They were gonna do my man dominate now.

1:13:48That's why these that's why they they they're not fighting Well, it's just crazy to

1:13:53step all the way up to a guy as a pro kickboxer Yeah, don't show

1:13:56the stretcher shit Yeah, Johnny Morton got fucked up.

1:14:00That was a one dynamite.

1:14:01We were there drinking next to Charles Crazy, crazy horse Bennett.

1:14:06Yeah, dude, that's the we're hanging out with Charles You get taken out in a

1:14:11song with that was uh Brock Lesnar's first MMA fight.

1:14:15That's right Yeah, it was outdoor in California.

1:14:17So Cal. Yep. That's right.

1:14:19Oh my god. Watch that move the guy makes watch him jerk his neck Right

1:14:24Oh Jesus Christ, bro Right He's like dude, I don't need to be taken out

1:14:29in a stretcher He's like dude, that's all NFL players dude.

1:14:34That's when they dipped out when they saw that shit And that's the fight when

1:14:37your mother goes your grandmother goes your girlfriend goes He was an awesome NFL wide

1:14:43receiver Johnny Morton. He was a stud at USC.

1:14:46He was awesome. He's from there, bro So he got knocked down in front of

1:14:49everybody Damn, worst case scenario.

1:14:51There's a bunch of football players after that though.

1:14:53What, Jamie? I think it's outside of the Coliseum.

1:14:55Yeah, yeah, it's outdoor. Yeah, yeah Cause you also had Michael Westbrook.

1:15:00Remember him? Black belt Remember Michael Westbrook?

1:15:04Yes, yes. He's a fighter.

1:15:05Yes, that's right. He was in Redskins.

1:15:07Yep Played at University of Colorado.

1:15:09Caught the Michigan Hail Mary.

1:15:11Oh shit. Where did he fight?

1:15:13He fought Bring that up, Jamie.

1:15:16He had some straight up MMA fights.

1:15:18He was so fucking athletic Another fight that came up at the gym was fucking

1:15:22Brock Lesnar versus Alistair Overeem when he was eating horse meat Oh, yeah.

1:15:26Whoa That fight of all time.

1:15:28Dude, that was the juiciest fight in history Brutal.

1:15:30That was brutal I forgot it.

1:15:32Fuck. Fuck. What were you gonna say?

1:15:34I forget. Football? I forget.

1:15:36Ah, football Oh, Herschel Walker Oh, yeah.

1:15:41People forgot about Herschel Herschel was doing good in Strikeforce when he was in his

1:15:4540s In his 40s. He was stiff But he was a problem.

1:15:50King of the cage That's right.

1:15:52Michael Westbrook, king of the cage Now when did Michael Westbrook play in Colorado?

1:15:56Jamie, find me some Herschel Walker MMA highlights How was that?

1:16:00Yeah Herschel Walker MMA highlights When he fought for Strikeforce Yep, remember?

1:16:05He was stiff as fuck, but he was a problem In his 40s.

1:16:07Fucking people up, dude He looked real good And fucking scary And he fought guys

1:16:14that knew how to fight He fought real guys I mean, they weren't top guys

1:16:17They trained at AK, remember?

1:16:18They were real guys And didn't he run for political jobs?

1:16:22Yeah, later 48 here yeah he's 48 here that's wild wild they say he's like

1:16:28the biggest freak of all time oh athletic freak yeah for sure he said he

1:16:31was anyone looking at it said he didn't lift weights and shit i think he

1:16:33did a thousand push -ups a day and a thousand sit -ups he said crazy

1:16:36things a thousand sit -ups and a thousand squats he said crazy things like he

1:16:40only eats a bowl of soup and a salad yeah i don't know man yeah

1:16:43he said crazy things yeah people were like wait one day you did that the

1:16:48other day you ate a whole cow just cat the crunch that doesn't make any

1:16:50sense man you're so jacked there's no way you're supporting that with a salad and

1:16:55a bowl of soup no dude he's fucking that but he also had um i

1:17:00want to say it's trauma -based personality disorder like multiple personality disorder no way yeah

1:17:06handful yeah dude he he was uh look at the size of him look how

1:17:10jacked he is at 48 just shredded the fights were good too like he's skillful

1:17:17i mean he was definitely like super duper strong and that was a big part

1:17:20of it look at that jacked in his son look at him that's crazy 48

1:17:25that's nuts that's nuts you have to go to his game like watch it when

1:17:32he kept jumping over the score in the national championship game herschel walker herschel walker

1:17:38kept when he played for georgia when he played for georgia oh my god oh

1:17:42my god that shit he used to do dude do you remember he went to

1:17:45the yeah you remember the usfl yeah you went to usfl that's how i met

1:17:48him same thing like jim kelly too and steve young they all look at you

1:17:51have seen when i thought i was gonna be a football player i was like

1:17:54you know 12 years old they go where are you gonna go to nfl or

1:17:58the usfl i'm like whoever pays me most money you know i go with where

1:18:02the bags at dude i really thought i was gonna play football that's funny i

1:18:09had no idea just like imagine how much we're talking about yoel romero's physique and

1:18:13yoel romero don't even look as good as herschel yeah true but you're always a

1:18:17better fighter oh beyond yeah he's still doing it like not even close i would

1:18:22say herschel and still so shredded i would say they had very similar bodies no

1:18:27herschel's more shredded herschel's more shredded yeah well yoel looks super impressive at 48 yo's

1:18:32back but yoel's like he's he's bigger he's got more body fat on him you

1:18:37know he's like he's bigger he's like he's he's fighting heavyweight now so he you

1:18:40know he's trying some remember how big he was at one time we did a

1:18:43podcast with him it was he was still fighting and wanting look at that look

1:18:46at that herschel walker come on all right all right that's oh no that's 48

1:18:49we go to yoel though too kind of bananas those traps kind of bananas that's

1:18:54football traps but the thing about yoel is yoel's not cutting any weight anymore you

1:18:59know when he was fighting 185 well if i'm mvp you want to knock people's

1:19:02socks off i do darren till yoel romero take my fucking money dude i already

1:19:08have a subscription but i don't think darren's doing any mma anymore i think it's

1:19:12just boxing you know he looked really good against luke rockhold and i think his

1:19:17knees fuck with him you know he had some real bad knee problems that's why

1:19:20he left to get on some peptide some other shit and you cure that knee

1:19:23doesn't really cure it that well it depends on how much you got some stem

1:19:27cells that's where he got some stem cells yeah but if once you have meniscus

1:19:30problems you've got no cushioning in there and you get arthritis probably i thought i've

1:19:34just worn meniscus since the ultimate fighter and uh i could you know i like

1:19:39to run long distance and i was telling bring him about it and he's like

1:19:42dude tell him let's see what these stem cells do i can run all day

1:19:46now i'm sure i believe you but the thing is like once the cartilage is

1:19:49gone territory yeah there's not a whole lot they can do yeah it's always going

1:19:55to hurt i'm hearing that uh stem cells are regrowing cartilage too that's the latest

1:20:01yeah i've seen that too that's like new studies that i don't think they've applied

1:20:05to humans yet but they're going to be able to do that and they're also

1:20:07going to be able to there's a new uh treatment for disc degenerative disc disease

1:20:11where they're spreading the discs out making them larger again stem cells are wild i've

1:20:16been telling joe for the last two days he don't know what i'm talking about

1:20:19and i told bring him last year that kid from the boston celtics ripped his

1:20:24leg apart during the playoffs what's his name jason tatum he came back in 248

1:20:28days or something like that put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it what

1:20:31did he rip jamie uh achilles i think achilles and something in his knee the

1:20:36other guy's still out this motherfucker came back in the first game he slam dunked

1:20:41it and i'm like i just watched it to see i thought he was on

1:20:44the buckling shit 248 days a good amount of time 298 yeah 298 is that's

1:20:49a good amount of time yeah it's almost a year yeah that gives you plenty

1:20:51of time to get rehabilitated and build your strength back up starting nba though amazing

1:20:57that gives you it's amazing how long was kobe out not longer i think i

1:21:01know but you're talking about aaron rogers when he tore his achilles he came back

1:21:04real quick yeah that's yeah aaron rogers did that's the new one was ready to

1:21:08pro aaron rogers was working with brigham yes yeah they're working with waste well yep

1:21:13that's part of the reason why he came back so quick respect was stem cells

1:21:16correct yeah yeah what they got out now like so that injury i knew something

1:21:22is you know when i was a kid if you ripped your achilles you're out

1:21:25that's a year yeah you're out before and this guy i'm not you're not getting

1:21:28to what i said it's 249 days or whatever the fuck it was 28 298

1:21:33days but that's just to do shit never mind playing an nba game and dunking

1:21:39a fucking basketball check right football you need a little more time but i paid

1:21:44attention to that guy and i came in here a year ago and i told

1:21:46you i went to a celtic game and the strength that jason tatum had oh

1:21:50he's a beast It's not the strength that basketball players, when I played, had.

1:21:54They're training different things. It's a whole new world out there.

1:21:57They're lightning. When they go in the paint, have you seen that fucking seven -foot

1:22:01guy shooting jumpers? For San Antonio?

1:22:03Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wemby? Oh, yeah, that Asian guy?

1:22:07Yeah. No, no, no, no.

1:22:08He's French. He's French. French black, yeah.

1:22:11I don't follow basketball too much, but I know that guy.

1:22:13He's so tall, it's awkward.

1:22:14I know that guy. But I follow, you know, when somebody gets injured.

1:22:16I'm interested in this. Yep.

1:22:18Adesanya and Joe Pfeiffer? I'm very interested in that.

1:22:21That's a scary fight. I would have put that on the White House.

1:22:24Right? Listen, I have a friend that fucking...

1:22:26Right? That would be crazy.

1:22:27I had a friend that did crack.

1:22:29What? 40 fucking years. No teeth.

1:22:32He's driving a cab. He got that rectal cancer.

1:22:35What is that? Rectal. Oh, yeah, that one.

1:22:37Colon. Colon cancer? Colon. Colon cancer.

1:22:39Rectal. Three treatments, guys. Of stems?

1:22:42No. In your head? What'd he get?

1:22:45Three treatments of what? Something?

1:22:47He's good to go? Good to go.

1:22:49He's back smoking crack, driving a cab.

1:22:52Good for him. My stem cell spot in Tijuana, CPI, they're working on using stem

1:22:59cells to cure cancer. They're doing some crazy shit out there.

1:23:02It's crazy shit, man. It's a different world.

1:23:04CPI is doing some shit that you can't do in the United States legally.

1:23:08That's why they're in Mexico.

1:23:10If they could do what they're doing in the United States, there would be a

1:23:13CPI in every major city.

1:23:15Well, let me tell you something.

1:23:16A big thing hasn't come up.

1:23:17And there should be. We were talking about this yesterday.

1:23:19Like right now, peptides are an all -time high.

1:23:21They're great. People are paying attention to them.

1:23:23People are reading about them.

1:23:24But there's so many different peptides.

1:23:26Now, I'm 63 fucking years old.

1:23:28And last time I went to bring them, I went on that computer with the

1:23:32AI guy. Oh, the alien?

1:23:33And I told the fucking guy, I go, listen, I'm 63, I'm going to make

1:23:36my dick bigger and stronger than it's ever been.

1:23:38Dick stems. Dick stems. So he goes, you know, the grandfather of that is testosterone.

1:23:43And then there's peptides you can use.

1:23:45So I went back and I ordered one of the peptides.

1:23:49We cooking? Not bueno, guys.

1:23:53No? No? Too hard? Too hard.

1:23:54Because PT -141 doesn't affect blood flow.

1:23:57PT -141? What is that?

1:23:59That's a peptide. For your dick?

1:24:01Blood flow. For blood flow.

1:24:03It's been infected since 1970.

1:24:04For women and guys. But this is how crazy it is.

1:24:08It's been around since 1970.

1:24:09So why are you giving me Viagra?

1:24:11Why are you giving me fucking Viagra?

1:24:13If you know this is fucking better for you.

1:24:17Gentlemen. Gentlemen. It says it's for desire.

1:24:20Put that back up. Gentlemen.

1:24:21It says something. It says it's choose to treat generalized hypoactive sexual desire disorder in

1:24:30pre -menopausal women and off -label for erectile dysfunction in men.

1:24:35It didn't work for you, Joey?

1:24:36Send me to one. It says.

1:24:37Listen. Unlike ED pills that target blood flow, PT -141 acts on the central nervous

1:24:43system to increase sexual desire.

1:24:46Dude. We gotta get that.

1:24:47Yeah, I wanted to fucking midget that night.

1:24:49No. It didn't work out for you.

1:24:50It didn't work out for you?

1:24:51PT -141? It sounds exciting.

1:24:53Let me just break it down for you.

1:24:55Please do. Like, I was always getting a Viagra, and one of you guys said

1:24:58it's for the heart. It used to be a heart medication, then it became a

1:25:01dick medication. It was a low blood pressure medication.

1:25:03Something like that. And that's why I took it.

1:25:04I took it the first time.

1:25:05It's okay. It's okay. This shit, I just wanted to take it on principle.

1:25:10I had mixed up. Where did he get it?

1:25:12Peptide store. You order it online?

1:25:16Even fucking waste a while I was getting it for you.

1:25:17It's coming straight from China, dog.

1:25:19Dog. But listen. It's just liquid Viagra.

1:25:21The desire that you have is like, how it causes it, because I did it,

1:25:25I was like, what the fuck is this?

1:25:27So you shoot it at seven.

1:25:29In your dick? No, you shoot it in your arm.

1:25:31Okay. At seven. Or in your stomach.

1:25:33So you have to tell your wife, like, hey, hang on.

1:25:35You don't say shit. Don't tell nobody?

1:25:37You don't tell nobody. You're at home, the kids are out, you just blast it

1:25:41in your stomach. And you wait.

1:25:43Give it three hours. Three hours?

1:25:45Wait for it to kick in.

1:25:46That's a long time. How long does it last?

1:25:4872. 72 hours? So the weight is working.

1:25:52Because what happens is. Don't worry about the fucking weight.

1:25:56So it's a horny peptide?

1:25:58You're walking into three days of.

1:26:00And let me tell you what.

1:26:01So people. I'm older. So the first night.

1:26:04Yeah, I got a little bit of a heart on.

1:26:05I looked at my wife.

1:26:06I'm like, no, it's too late.

1:26:08It's too late. Yeah, it was like 1130.

1:26:13She didn't put that shit.

1:26:14It's too late. She's watching Limey TV and shit.

1:26:19Now, I haven't given my wife a stab in the morning since I turned 50.

1:26:23It says it's a navel spray.

1:26:24Yeah, they got a nasal one, too.

1:26:26You got a faster one.

1:26:27It'll go right in there.

1:26:29The response to the peptide is rapid, enlisting a penile reaction within minutes.

1:26:33I told you, dog. I never sprayed it, but now that I know, let's get

1:26:37the spray on top. So the first night, yeah, it was okay.

1:26:41I didn't whack off or nothing.

1:26:43The next morning, I got up and I couldn't pee because that motherfucker was out

1:26:48and about. He was like, a Marine going to Iran.

1:26:51This motherfucker was out and I couldn't even pee.

1:26:55And I remember the dick in my head and I go, honey, don't go downstairs

1:26:58yet. She's like, why? I got to drink coffee.

1:27:00No, no, no. I want to get you off surprise.

1:27:02Because I stopped giving the stabbings after 50 because I don't like stabbings at night.

1:27:06I like them in the morning.

1:27:06Yeah. That's the best action.

1:27:08Yeah, me too. The monkey's fermenting.

1:27:09You're awake. You're a whole fucking thing.

1:27:10You're awake. Boogers in your eyes.

1:27:11Boogers in your eyes. You just eat monkey and fucking dust is going all over

1:27:15the place. But fuck me.

1:27:19I stopped because when you turn over 50, they say that the best time to

1:27:22get a heart attack is between 6 in the morning and 12 at lunch.

1:27:26So I used to always give my wife a stab in the morning.

1:27:28I felt a little weird, so I said, fuck it, I'll cut it down and

1:27:30just eat a monkey in the morning.

1:27:32But that felt a little weird.

1:27:34So I said, fuck it, I cut out sex in the morning.

1:27:36Because you're worried about getting a heart attack.

1:27:37Yeah, but I'm at fucking jujitsu at 9 getting beat up by 20 -year -olds.

1:27:43I'm like, what's the difference?

1:27:45What's the difference? I'm doing hip escapes.

1:27:47I'm fucking dying here. So I said, fuck it, let me start giving her a

1:27:50stab in the morning again.

1:27:51But I did it after the PT -141.

1:27:53So you usually give your wife or your lover a stab and your dick is

1:27:58kind of weird for a little while.

1:27:59This motherfucker was up at attention by the time I was eating yogurt.

1:28:03I went to breakfast. I was looking at my dick again.

1:28:06It's ready to go. And then I went out and all day long it stays

1:28:10half cocked. It's like three quarters hard.

1:28:14It's just ready to wind blow on it.

1:28:18Here goes Michael Vellipage. Come on, MVP.

1:28:20So yeah, it's about 48 hours of fucking nothing but dick, dick, dick.

1:28:25There needs to be a cartoon of that story.

1:28:27Sucks that he's not in the mention at 170 for the title either.

1:28:31And this fight doesn't really get him there.

1:28:33This does nothing for him.

1:28:34No. So let's say he does some amazing knockout.

1:28:37Okay. The guy's unranked. The only person to beat him was Ian Gary, right?

1:28:41Correct. By decision. And Jared Cannoneer got on top of him at the end, but

1:28:44he was lighting Jared up.

1:28:45But I think that's why the UFC brass started to go a little south on

1:28:49him because he's had a bunch of decisions since he got to the UFC.

1:28:53And then the Kevin Holland fight was supposed to be fun.

1:28:56It wasn't. And then he fights Jared Cannoneer.

1:28:59And he's lighting him up, but he's messing around.

1:29:02And Daniel was like, buddy, you got the guy hurt.

1:29:04Let's go here. And he kept messing around.

1:29:06They got taken down. Jared Cannoneer is tough.

1:29:08So I think since then, the UFC's got a little south on him.

1:29:11Look at him. He had dreads.

1:29:12He looked like Milly Vanilli.

1:29:13Right? He's up with a dance.

1:29:14That motherfucker's a fun dude.

1:29:16Dad. People forgot about Milly Vanilli.

1:29:17Have you had him in here, Joe?

1:29:18It's a documentary. Yeah, he was a great guest.

1:29:19People forgot about him. He was a great guest.

1:29:21He was a really fun.

1:29:22Really smart guy. Smart guy.

1:29:24And, you know, I always said for the longest time, that's the next thing that's

1:29:27going to emerge in MMA.

1:29:29Because those guys, I remember from my competition days, when you would enter into those

1:29:33karate tournaments, those guys that were really good at that, it was a totally different

1:29:38game. You can't hit them.

1:29:38Like, even being in Taekwondo, but you're used to, like, continuous action.

1:29:42Yeah. These guys that know how to just, like, get that first shot off and

1:29:46get out of the way quick, they were a problem.

1:29:49It's like, that's a very specific skill set.

1:29:51And if you could teach that skill set and then learn all the other stuff,

1:29:55you have that thing always.

1:29:57So the first strike, they have a giant advantage.

1:29:59Giant advantage. They can do stuff that you don't anticipate.

1:30:02Because they can catch you from a distance where you can't close the distance, but

1:30:06he can easy. You should learn that first, right?

1:30:08You should, like, if you were trying to create the ultimate MMA fighter as a

1:30:13child, you throw him into Taekwondo and wrestling.

1:30:16Right? That's it. First wrestling, wrestling number one.

1:30:18I don't even know Taekwondo.

1:30:19You've got to get him on the spinny kicks because you can't learn them later.

1:30:22You've got to learn them early.

1:30:22Yeah, but you can learn those from karate, too.

1:30:25I feel like more karate guys have done way better, like, point karate guys, than

1:30:30Taekwondo That wheel kick. It's all about that wheel kick.

1:30:32Yeah, but those guys know wheel kicks.

1:30:34Like, it's not a kick that's, like, an elusive kick that no one knows how

1:30:37to throw. No, but they're very rarely thrown.

1:30:40It's true, but I think that the skill of being able to blitz is even

1:30:44better. Because they can do all the stuff that Taekwondo, the good ones, like Raymond

1:30:47Daniels, they do all the stuff that Taekwondo guys do, but they have that additional

1:30:51ability to cover distance. Isn't that Taekwondo, too?

1:30:54Not really. No. That's all about it.

1:30:56A little, but not like point karate.

1:30:58Point karate is the number one skill for covering distance with, like, a blitz.

1:31:02It's like fencing. Yeah, man.

1:31:04I personally was into fencing because of that.

1:31:06Dude, those guys, like, when I used to go to those tournaments and watch, like,

1:31:10you know, everybody makes fun of Billy Blanks.

1:31:12Billy Blanks, back in the day, was a wicked point fighter.

1:31:16A wicked point fighter. World champion point fighter.

1:31:18Yeah, he was good, dude.

1:31:20And he was super jacked and athletic, and he was, like, really good at covering

1:31:24distance. Blap! They would just catch each other with back fists and punches from so

1:31:28far away and throw wild kicks from so far away.

1:31:32Damn, I didn't know he was 38.

1:31:33Holy shit. He looks like he's 28.

1:31:35He's in great shape. You were talking about Bobby Orr the other day?

1:31:39When you saw him with, like, his knee surgery?

1:31:41Yeah. He was 38. What?

1:31:43Yeah. Really? Say Bobby Orr?

1:31:45Oh, my God. I was going to tell you that.

1:31:47So when I was 19, he was 38?

1:31:48Yeah. Oh, my God. He couldn't even walk.

1:31:51Yeah, retired by 40 and, like, done.

1:31:54I think maybe even retired at 30 or something, it was saying.

1:31:56He was retired back then.

1:31:58I know he was retired.

1:31:59You know, Michael Van Pate's doing a bunch of other shit, too.

1:32:01Like, he has a restaurant.

1:32:02He has a restaurant in London.

1:32:03Oh, good. Yeah, he owns a restaurant.

1:32:04He has a bunch of...

1:32:05He's got a podcast, right?

1:32:06I don't think so. He doesn't?

1:32:07I don't think... He's in movies.

1:32:09He started doing movies. He should be.

1:32:10Yeah, 100%. He's such an entertaining and fun guy.

1:32:14Yeah, he is. And a really nice guy, too.

1:32:16Like, super nice guy. He's like, here it is.

1:32:19So this is Billy Blanks in the early karate fights.

1:32:22Billy Blanks is on the right.

1:32:24They could punch the face?

1:32:25They could in those. It depends on which tournament.

1:32:28You're supposed to, like, pull your punches in some of them.

1:32:30So this was the early days before they even wore the pads.

1:32:32But those guys eventually started wearing those foam boots on.

1:32:36And, you know, so this is, like, real early.

1:32:38This looks like the 70s or something.

1:32:40This shit is old school.

1:32:42Does it say what year this is?

1:32:43No, this is, like, a whole, like, long documentary.

1:32:46Uh... Oh, Eddie, back to you, back to your mysterious death, here it is, like

1:32:52there, like here it is, these ones, so these ones are some of the bigger

1:32:56karate tournaments, they had a lot of these, and these guys would fight like this,

1:33:00he's got a little cape on, they had weird outfits, they all got very flamboyant,

1:33:05MVP fight starting right now, oh, here we go, MVP fight starting right now, let's

1:33:08go, oh shit, I'm rooting for him man, who's the white guy, he's his training

1:33:15partner, but he's had four finishes, and he's better on the ground, he's really good

1:33:20at Darces and Anacondas, and look how big he is, in training they said he

1:33:23would get them on MVP, and he was at 155 for a while, right, which

1:33:27is crazy, look how tall he is, those guys kill themselves man, the weight cutting

1:33:33in MMA is just so nutty, if they had an atom weight, Yoel Romero would

1:33:38try to make it, you know, someone crazy, someone crazy would try to make atom

1:33:43weight, not Yoel, but you know what I'm saying, like someone who just cuts crazy

1:33:46weight, what's weird is even though they've trained together, I doubt Michael Venom Page moves

1:33:52exactly like this in training, right, he doesn't try to really fuck you up, no,

1:33:56he showboats, he does his thing, he's such an entertainer man, but it does help

1:34:00a lot, if you've already sparred with this guy, yeah, huge advantage, now, is it

1:34:04possible that there'd be a Michael Venom Page versus Israel DeSanya, it's possible, sure, the

1:34:11same weight category, yeah, because he'll fight at 170 and 85, yeah, he fought Cannon

1:34:16in the area, and they would fight each other, they're not buddies, they're buddies, oh,

1:34:20they're buddies, they're buddies, but so are these guys, UFC don't give a fuck, that

1:34:24would be crazy, dude, yeah, it would be a great fight, is he in this

1:34:28motherfucker, but is he Joe Piper's crazy, that's a crazy fight, Joe Piper's fucking terrifying,

1:34:34because they're basically like, super similar, right, I mean, Joe Piper hits you like he's

1:34:40trying to kill you, like he's trying to, he's trying to kill you, it's very

1:34:44different, like every shot's headhunting, he just needs to mix it up more, especially against

1:34:49a guy like Izzy, like Izzy can smell a huge overhand, he was going for

1:34:52the big shots in the Kelvin Gaslam fight, right, because he had him really badly

1:34:56hurt in that first round, but damn, dude, when that guy hits people, it's a

1:35:00problem, yeah, he's a real problem, it's cool that Michael Venom Page has Venom on

1:35:06the back of his shorts, it's pretty cool, coincidence, right, I forgot Venom's still on,

1:35:13yeah, Venom fight gear, yep, French company, yeah, this dude knows how to fight him,

1:35:23I'll tell you that, yeah, but the issue is, since he's used to it, he's

1:35:26not engaging, so you usually don't get a really, well, they're kind of thrown there,

1:35:30well, you usually don't get a super entertaining fight, he's probably going to look for

1:35:32a take, can he do this style, Joe, can he do this style, and keep

1:35:35his hands up too, or is it, is it necessary to keep it down, it's

1:35:40a big part of it, it's a big part of it, because you don't know

1:35:42where the shots are coming from, he throws overhands, he throws uppercuts, he throws jabs,

1:35:46his jab will come from his hip, so it's part of it, if he had

1:35:49his hands up, it wouldn't work, he wouldn't move as well, really, no, or cover

1:35:53ground as well, the arms, swinging the arms back and forth helps you move around

1:35:57as well, it's a big part, it's like running, if you had to run with

1:36:00your arms like this, you would not be able to run as fast, but boy,

1:36:03you better be fucking good at it, otherwise you're leaving your jaw wide open, yeah,

1:36:07but he's very evasive, like no one really lands shots on him, so they were

1:36:11talking about Douglas Lima and Luke Rockhold, that was the fight that was proposed, yeah,

1:36:15an MVP, that's interesting, Douglas Lima is another one that people forgot about, I think

1:36:20there was a time where he was arguably, like, the second best welterweight on the

1:36:25planet, you couldn't say he was the best until he fought in the UFC, but

1:36:28he was ultra impressive for a while, he was fucking a lot of it, it's

1:36:32just tough with those Bellator guys, it's hard, it's tough, you don't really know until

1:36:36they come over to the UFC, look at Patchy Mix, monster, what about AJ McKee,

1:36:39what about him, he's good, very good, dude, he's the only guy in MMA history

1:36:44to have 100 % choke, yeah, he was good, you know, the 100 % fuck,

1:36:48I don't know if you know, he taps people with that, yeah, that's one of

1:36:51my go -to moves, his son's really good, nobody knows that shit, nobody does it,

1:36:55but AJ McKee, he gets you 100 % full guard, the fight is over, it's

1:37:01over, there's a lot of elite talent that didn't get their shot on the big

1:37:06stage, well, think about Patricio Pitbull, like, by the time he comes, you're getting a

1:37:10certain version of him, right, he was like 36 or 37, yeah, he got fucked

1:37:14up, you don't think AJ McKee could eventually end up in the UFC, how old

1:37:18is he now, 32, 33, that old, 30, he's only 30, yeah, he definitely could,

1:37:23100%, yeah, he's gonna have to get going fast, because he was locked up, he

1:37:29was locked up in Bellator, then now he's PFL, but, dude, the thing is, PFL

1:37:32wants to keep those talented guys, and they're giving them a lot of money, man,

1:37:36I don't know what they're giving them, these days, they don't, but if you win

1:37:40that tournament, you get a million dollars, like, Olivier Aubame -Mercier won a million dollars

1:37:45fighting over there, after the UFC let him go, that's nuts, is it nuts?

1:37:49It is, they should be getting paid more than that, well, what the fuck, do

1:37:53something here, nothing, nothing here, fuck, enough, who wins this fucking round?

1:37:58They know each other, no one wins this round, this is the problem, this is

1:38:02why Dana White gets pissed off, you want to go in there and battle, what

1:38:06the fuck, how much are we going to weigh, don't make this match up?

1:38:10That was a, that wasn't anywhere near landing that wheel, no, Oh slow and a

1:38:15backfist one back dude. He went dude Joe he threw a backfist like this You

1:38:18never see it. He was like like this and then one like this Boom.

1:38:22Yeah, he does. Well never see that.

1:38:23He does watch dude. There was one guy.

1:38:25Remember Darryl Gohler Yeah, Darryl Gohler.

1:38:29Do you remember Darryl Gohler?

1:38:30High -level wrestler went to Brazil to teach all the Brazilians wrestling.

1:38:34He's a black dude from fucking Detroit or something What go moves the Brazil to

1:38:39teach wrestling in Brazil and his fighting style dude He would throw a backfist off

1:38:44his jab. He Darryl Gohler would throw a jab and then backfist That was his

1:38:52style Jab backfist nobody else don't you remember when Dan Henderson knocked out Hector Lombard

1:39:01he hit him with a backfist didn't he or a back elbow back elbow back

1:39:04elbow standing Yep, I guess I mean this in those two back up like that

1:39:08and dropped him remember Tony Ferguson throws two spinning Elbows in a row.

1:39:15Oh, yeah He threw one and then he goes, you know, I throw another one

1:39:17papa. No one's ever done that Tony's killing it in that one's ever done that

1:39:20he's killing that misfits though It is prime.

1:39:23He was a motherfucker dude Before he like fucking blew his knee out doing that

1:39:28Fox thing him and Khabib It was a flip a coin.

1:39:31Who's better? I couldn't tell every very that was huge dude that mother fuck Tony

1:39:35Ferguson versus Khabib That was like what was that?

1:39:382016 land right now three two.

1:39:40Yeah Pages on the gas now now.

1:39:44It's all just landed a right hand on this.

1:39:45He's like, what am I doing with this fucking Bob?

1:39:47Well, he knows he can't deal with the booze.

1:39:48He's he's he's a barber.

1:39:50Yeah, he's in London He can't be losing in London and he can't have a

1:39:54boring fight in London. He's got to get some No, come on.

1:39:56He definitely has an after party and you got to have yeah, you can't be

1:39:59talking about bullshit at the after party I think this is last fight in the

1:40:02contract Well, if he stops this dude everybody forgets about that first round if he

1:40:06doesn't that that becomes a real problem When he is negotiating is this round two

1:40:10or three to two over to MVP big dog It is interesting It's like there

1:40:18is a difference once a guy knows that style because Patterson's not been in real

1:40:22trouble and everybody else is in trouble Everybody that fights him gets lit up on

1:40:26the outside. Look what he did to Jared Kananir.

1:40:29Who's a beast. Look what he did Everybody yeah, Kevin Holland couldn't because again the

1:40:33first There's no way to mimic the stuff the first time you see is in

1:40:36here and Bruce Buffer's fucking stand next right, but this kid Oh, we also this

1:40:39kid this kid had a hundred rounds of yeah This kid's been in there with

1:40:43them a lot. They brought him in for Sharapova.

1:40:45They brought him in for fucking Kevin Holland Oh Oh Yeah, I was like he

1:40:56does some slick shows gangster You see that one fight that he had way through

1:40:59a spitting 360 brown house kick kick the dude in the face knocked him out

1:41:02and then just stood there Yeah, it's dope You know what I remember when he

1:41:07did the cyborg the fine knee caved in this fucking We're all worst knockout of

1:41:11all time ever of all time ever you can't get a worse knockout He literally

1:41:15caved his skull like I had to have fucking brain surgery Brendan probably never be

1:41:19the same again like I don't think everybody what what is your technique and Remembering

1:41:24all this shit you do like spend I'm gonna spend one hour.

1:41:28It's just one of your fights No, but what time is like how do you

1:41:31know all these fucking fights?

1:41:33It's just what I mean like you're just really around Yeah, you could talk about

1:41:37combat to that matches and to just That's my thing is like, you know what

1:41:43when when what is your system like in the morning?

1:41:46You wake up in the morning in the morning in the morning you watch old

1:41:49UFC fights I'll either watch them or listen to other podcasts.

1:41:53How do you decide which fights you're gonna review?

1:41:56Usually the mate the mate the big dogs the main ones well review this fucking

1:42:01one. All right Stuff is not happening right here It's a lot of like throwing

1:42:10punches a me and our last game is the worst heavyweight fight of all time.

1:42:14Nobody one you have an AMA show, right?

1:42:16Yeah, yeah, it's interesting that they didn't think of this when they booked this fight

1:42:19You know, they didn't think these guys are training partners.

1:42:22This might be a stinker It exactly that's what I would think it's called call

1:42:26me. Maybe you can't do that Maybe it's like you can't get anybody to fight

1:42:30venom page in London. That might be a problem, too It might have been a

1:42:34bunch of dudes said no and Patterson was like let's go No, he said at

1:42:39170 and 185 and they just weren't giving anything has a Venom fought a Dagestani

1:42:46type dude. Oh, no like wrestling.

1:42:49No, no, no, no, that's not fun.

1:42:51That's the big criticism No, that that's right.

1:42:53That's the matchup, right? Him and arms out.

1:42:55That'd be nuts Is he 185 he fights it?

1:42:58Is this one any five right now?

1:43:00No, this one's 170. I'll tell you what I can't fucking wait for us.

1:43:03Homs out for Strickland Strickland Let's fucking go That's really happening in New Jersey In

1:43:09New Jersey Damn, that's a motherfucking fight That's that's a Super Bowl right there, dude

1:43:16The press conferences So you know how the UFC makes them do like paramount makes

1:43:20them do face -off like three times before the fight They fly in on Tuesday.

1:43:23They have them face off with the lights.

1:43:25You can't do that with those Imagine the shit And paramount, you know, they're in

1:43:29suits like I don't see why not it's like well because they're gonna kill each

1:43:32other Yeah, you can't do that.

1:43:33He called him a terrorist.

1:43:35You can't we can't have call him a goat fucker.

1:43:36Yes Damn Can't have it Bro How good did he look against Fluffy?

1:43:45Before that fight, I'm like, man, Strickland will probably get fucked up by Hamzat.

1:43:48The shape I saw him in, I was like, motherfucker.

1:43:52He looks great. Yeah, he looks tremendous.

1:43:56That was a good right hand.

1:43:57Finally. Finally, but you can't have one punch in a two -round fight.

1:44:03He's got two or three of them.

1:44:04Training partners, man. I know.

1:44:07And Joe, the mystery of that fight is Strickland's going to get taken down.

1:44:11That's going to happen. He'll get taken down.

1:44:13But he's so well -versed on getting up and his cardio.

1:44:16That third, fourth, and fifth round, if he keeps getting up, defend the submissions, that's

1:44:21when it gets interesting. He's also so hard to hit.

1:44:24He's so hard to hit.

1:44:25He does so many sneaky things on the feet that people don't see coming.

1:44:28And he just keeps coming.

1:44:29He keeps coming. Yeah, no way Cosmod's going to fucking stand with him.

1:44:32He's going to try to take him down.

1:44:33No way. He keeps keeping you.

1:44:34Hamzat can strike, too, though.

1:44:36Did you see the video of Hamzat striking with Khalil?

1:44:38No, totally, but you think that's the best strategy for Hamzat?

1:44:42No way. No, the best strategy is...

1:44:44Because Strickland can fucking drag him down.

1:44:45He's got great striking. Why would you take a chance?

1:44:48The only thing that would make sense is if he wanted to make up for

1:44:52the last fight where a lot of people thought it was boring when he won

1:44:54against Strickland. Because he didn't look for a finish.

1:44:56He just comes out and tries to blast Strickland.

1:44:58Dude, if he tries to stand with Strickland, dude, he's fucked.

1:45:00But here's why he can try to stand with Strickland.

1:45:03Because he's not a knockout artist.

1:45:04Like, he's a volume puncher, like a Nate Diaz.

1:45:07It's a lot of volume.

1:45:08So even if you do stand with him and you get pieced up, he's not

1:45:10really going to knock you out.

1:45:12And we really don't know how strong...

1:45:13Drop him in one shot.

1:45:14We really don't know how Hamzat's chin is, right?

1:45:17He's never... Like, we don't know if he can take two rounds of...

1:45:19I mean, smaller guy, but Gilbert Burns, right?

1:45:21He traded shots with him.

1:45:22Gilbert dropped him. Yeah. Yeah.

1:45:25Gilbert's a tank. Dude, he's never fought like that again.

1:45:27He's going to try to take Strickland down 100 % of the time.

1:45:32No way he's going to stand with him.

1:45:33From the locker room, he's going to show.

1:45:34No way he's going to stand with that dude.

1:45:36The barber's going to take him out right here.

1:45:37Watch. Round three. Well, we've had two stinker rounds.

1:45:41I wonder what the fight...

1:45:42The point count is of, like, how many strikes have been landed.

1:45:46But I feel bad for MVP.

1:45:47Three significant strikes for Venom and two for the white dude.

1:45:51This is a guy who is an expert at fighting the style.

1:45:55It's really kind of interesting.

1:45:56He's so good at his distance management.

1:45:58He knows what Michael can do.

1:46:00And his best tool is the element of surprise, and they take it from him.

1:46:04He threw a flying wing chung kick.

1:46:06Yeah, they took his best skill.

1:46:08It's just not setting a guy up for success.

1:46:09That's my issue with it.

1:46:11And MVP's a bona fide star, man.

1:46:13I know. And meanwhile, this looks kind of shitty.

1:46:18I wonder what Venom's Jiu -Jitsu looks like.

1:46:22He's tapped people before. Didn't he get somebody in an ankle walk?

1:46:24Yeah. I mean, that's all I remember.

1:46:28I'm sure he could do everything.

1:46:29I mean, I don't think he's got holes in his game.

1:46:31He's not going to win fucking...

1:46:32It's just like, it's never going to be as good as his stand -up is.

1:46:35It's kind of Jiu -Jitsu worlds, but...

1:46:36Yeah, his stand -up, though, is just so weird.

1:46:38It's like most people just can't do...

1:46:39And world -class. Yeah. Most people can't do anything with it.

1:46:43No. Like, Kevin Holland was, like, befuddled.

1:46:45He was like, what the fuck do you want me to do?

1:46:47I can't even hit this guy.

1:46:48Nothing. He couldn't even come close.

1:46:49He's just throwing it there.

1:46:50You're going to take him down?

1:46:51I mean, you couldn't get close.

1:46:53I mean, he never... He's really tough to take down.

1:46:56Michael Venom just controlled that fight.

1:46:58He just controlled every aspect of that fight.

1:47:00Was that before or after the Thompson fight?

1:47:04It's a good question. After.

1:47:05After the Thompson fight. Yeah.

1:47:07After. After. So he fought two dudes that are impossible.

1:47:10But the crazy thing is, like, he might have been able to take Wonderboy down.

1:47:15Wonderboy, you know, he's been taken down before.

1:47:17He's got good takedown defense, but he didn't even try.

1:47:21Making an agreement where you're not even going to try?

1:47:24Who beat Steven Thompson, like, decisively?

1:47:27Is there someone that just...

1:47:27Matt the Immortal Brown did.

1:47:28He was the first guy, too.

1:47:30How did he beat him?

1:47:30Matt took him to the ground and beat the fuck out of him.

1:47:32Really? Matt wore his ass out.

1:47:34That was the early days when Matt...

1:47:35Matt has a podcast. You stopped fighting?

1:47:37Matt's a fucking beast. Yeah, he stopped.

1:47:39Yeah, he's great. He stopped fighting.

1:47:40He's a beast. Matt was a fucking animal in his prime.

1:47:43And that was the first defeat that Thompson had.

1:47:45And, like, he just couldn't deal with the full -rounded skill set.

1:47:48And the pressure. Veteran pressure.

1:47:51And just, like, he could fight on the ground, too.

1:47:54And then Woodley beat Thompson, too.

1:47:56Two times. Yeah, but it was super boring.

1:47:58Super boring. But Woodley fought him the right way.

1:48:01Yeah. Just like he's fighting him.

1:48:02Don't engage. Don't just run into the wood chipper.

1:48:04Stay on the outside. It's not fun.

1:48:06Make him come to you.

1:48:06And Woodley hurt him. That's right.

1:48:08A couple times. That's right.

1:48:09Bad. Oh, it was a draw, one of them.

1:48:13Oh. Oh, so he beat him in the second fight.

1:48:15Oh, that's right. It was a draw.

1:48:16And Woodley retained his title.

1:48:18I remember that. That's right.

1:48:21Bro, he was a bad motherfucker.

1:48:23How about when he beat up Johnny Hendricks?

1:48:25Oh. What happened to him?

1:48:27Holy shit. Where's Johnny Hendricks now?

1:48:28He's a cop. He's a cop.

1:48:31He's a cop. He's a cop.

1:48:32Dude, how about those epic matches?

1:48:35Wasn't it with, like, GSP?

1:48:36It was, like, Johnny Hendricks and GSP?

1:48:38That was, like, the Super Bowl.

1:48:39That was, like, the Super Bowl.

1:48:41Yeah, I thought he could have won that decision.

1:48:43Yeah. At the time, I haven't re -watched it, but at the time, I was

1:48:45like, man. For sure. That could have been Johnny.

1:48:48But I'll tell you what, Matt, that guy used to put people to sleep.

1:48:51John Fitch, Martin Kampman. Fuck, yeah.

1:48:54Remember those guys? He sent those guys in the air.

1:48:57Yeah. He sent them in the air.

1:48:58Yeah. And then it all ran away.

1:49:01Yeah. He's a cop now.

1:49:03And you know who else is a cop?

1:49:04Good dude. It's Anderson Silva.

1:49:05I know. No fucking way.

1:49:06And he's no cop. You imagine him pulled over by the spider?

1:49:08What the fuck? Fuck. Oh, that's right.

1:49:10It's Beverly Hills. Wait a minute.

1:49:12That's right. Anderson Silva's a cop.

1:49:14Yeah, go speed in Beverly Hills.

1:49:16A hundred percent. Yeah, he's like driving around in a car.

1:49:19It's not like honorary. But it's a good place to do it in Beverly Hills.

1:49:23Yeah, you don't have to do shit.

1:49:25You can sleep all day.

1:49:26You can sleep all day.

1:49:27Bro, this might be the least action of any fight ever next to Derek Lewis

1:49:31and Francis Ngannou. Right? I could have fucking told you guys.

1:49:36It's two fucking well -known training partners.

1:49:38I'll tell you what, man.

1:49:39Props to Patterson, because this is the first dude that Venom Page has fought that

1:49:42doesn't look like he doesn't belong in there.

1:49:45You know, other than Ian Garrow.

1:49:47How good is Ian? Ian's a bad motherfucker, dude.

1:49:50He figured it out. You know, he figured out that style, just grab ahold of

1:49:53him, drag him to the ground, beat him there.

1:49:55Fucks they ended up with him.

1:49:56I'm pretty sure they announced Ian versus Islam.

1:49:59Ooh, I like that. I like that a lot.

1:50:04If that's real, I like that a lot.

1:50:06I like that a lot.

1:50:07That's a very good fight.

1:50:08I'm pretty sure I saw pretty cool posters, just like Khabib and Conor.

1:50:1023 hours ago, still waiting for the call from the UFC.

1:50:13That's Ian, but Islam posted a picture, though.

1:50:16Ooh. Like, Islam, I think, leaked it.

1:50:17He's standing outside of a phone booth, waiting for the call.

1:50:20Bro, imagine if Michael Venom Page loses this fight.

1:50:25No, he's not going to lose it.

1:50:26Well, listen, all this guy has to do is land four punches, and it's the

1:50:29most anybody's ever landed. And he's controlling them against the cage.

1:50:32I don't think he's going to win.

1:50:33I think that even if there's no significant damage between both of them, they're just

1:50:38going to give it to Venom.

1:50:39Oh, this is crazy bad.

1:50:41That's a crazy bad fight.

1:50:43Is that it? It's over?

1:50:44That's it. And that's not on Michael Venom Page or Sam.

1:50:47That's on the matchmakers. That's a crazy matchup.

1:50:50Call your boy. It's literally the last guy you want to fight a style like

1:50:54that is someone who understands it.

1:50:56It's the last thing you want.

1:50:57What do you think is going to happen?

1:50:58Don't you want excitement? You think they're going to go for a broke?

1:51:00They know each other. Don't you want as real as it gets?

1:51:05What if the guy in the brainstorming room is like, how about we make friends

1:51:10fight? They're like, yeah! That'll be fucking great!

1:51:15That's hilarious. I bet it was one of the things where there's not a lot

1:51:19of guys lining up to take that fight.

1:51:21Because he makes you look so stupid.

1:51:23But this dude is like, I've been in there with him a hundred rounds.

1:51:26I know how to fight it.

1:51:28It's a big advantage, man!

1:51:30Huge advantage! It's a number of an advantage.

1:51:31Knowing what that distance is like.

1:51:33Man, I just have a hard time believing that.

1:51:34Those motherfuckers in the top ten, the 185 and 170 are dogs.

1:51:39They are, but... They don't give a fuck.

1:51:40Especially if they can grapple.

1:51:41They don't want... But look, the line to the top is very short right now.

1:51:45Yeah. Right? And so nobody wants to slip and start from scratch again.

1:51:50Maybe. And there's not even like...

1:51:52Look at Imamov. Everybody thought he was going to get a title shot.

1:51:55I do. Right? But look...

1:51:56I know. But the last time he fought Strickland, Strickland fucked him up.

1:52:00Yeah. Right? So you have to...

1:52:01But he moved off as a beast, too.

1:52:03But Strickland also beat him up on short notice.

1:52:05Okay, what's going on with the Dagestani Russian guy?

1:52:08Kind of red hair, beard.

1:52:10Shower a bullet. He's fighting soon.

1:52:12His eyes fucked up or something?

1:52:14Yeah, he's got one blind guy.

1:52:14He can't fight in America because he can't pass commission here.

1:52:17What's up with him? Because that guy is fucking good.

1:52:19He's fucked. Yeah, he's real good.

1:52:20Yeah. What's he doing? Michael Venom Page fucked him up.

1:52:23Really? Damn, I missed that one.

1:52:26And then he got wrestled by Armin Sarukin.

1:52:31They did a grappling match.

1:52:32What if they call this a draw and they say, we all lost?

1:52:35And then apologize to us?

1:52:37Ladies and gentlemen, there is no winner.

1:52:41We all... Michael Venom Page.

1:52:43Hell yeah. That does nothing for him.

1:52:44Nothing. It does nothing. I think it's bad for him.

1:52:47100 %? Yeah, it's not good.

1:52:48Now you're damaged goods. Now you're going into your contract.

1:52:51The guy is telling me, I told you I was going to knock you out.

1:52:53Also, here's the problem. Now people know how to fight him.

1:52:56People are going to watch that and go, oh, just don't engage.

1:52:59Make him engage. Maybe he didn't want the fight and said, you know what?

1:53:01They're going to make me take this fight and we're just going to play it

1:53:03and I'm not going to hurt him.

1:53:05Maybe. No way. Look at that hug him.

1:53:07That dude was just good.

1:53:08He's like, I had told you I was going to hit you.

1:53:11The guy is good. He's good.

1:53:12Oh, Sam's very good. Very good.

1:53:14He's coming off four wins, four TKOs.

1:53:16Luke Riley's a big deal out there.

1:53:18He's a fucking beast. Yeah, he is.

1:53:20It's a big problem. It's a hard fight to, it's a hard fight to.

1:53:23He's an awkward fight. Are these the last two fights?

1:53:25Yes. Two fights. This is the co -main event.

1:53:27Okay. Tell me about him.

1:53:29I don't know that. I don't know anything about these guys.

1:53:33Who knows about these guys?

1:53:34That loner Kavanaugh kid? That flyweight kid?

1:53:37Oh, yes. Do you know what's nuts?

1:53:40Charles Johnson has knocked out two of the best flyweights out there.

1:53:45I know. Joshua Vann and loner Kavanaugh.

1:53:47You know what else is nuts?

1:53:48Why he doesn't just shave his fucking hair off?

1:53:50He likes it. Because you remember it.

1:53:52There you go. You remember it.

1:53:53He's got this crazy hair in the back.

1:53:55You've been all shaved in the top.

1:53:57Well, I don't think he's shaved.

1:53:58I think he's got this god bald.

1:53:59I think Jesus is a barber.

1:54:01Jesus is a barber. But the back, he's got this big old puff of hair.

1:54:05I'll tell you, man. This kid in Cage Warriors is a fucking...

1:54:08He's like the next big thing out of here.

1:54:09Yeah, he's very good. So, Patty came from Cage Warriors.

1:54:12Conor McGregor came from Cage Warriors.

1:54:13Cage Warriors is like the shit out there.

1:54:16Dude, I went to Cage Warriors like in 2004.

1:54:18Oh, so you know what's up?

1:54:19I did a seminar out there.

1:54:23Awesome promotion, man. There's so many good fighters.

1:54:26I swear to God, dude.

1:54:27So, after the seminar, they go, Dude, there's a Cage Warriors.

1:54:30They time my seminar for a Cage Warrior.

1:54:32So, I go with a bunch of dudes from the seminar.

1:54:36Oh, boy. And we're... watching these fights and there's a but there's a lot of

1:54:41like uh middle eastern people there a lot a lot so i i go out

1:54:47in the cage and they want to ask me questions how was your flight over

1:54:51to the uk and i said there was an asian guy to me an asian

1:54:56guy is from china yeah he was sitting next to me on the flight over

1:54:59and he and he i think he he stunk or he farted i forget but

1:55:05they go how was your flight over here to the uk and i go i

1:55:07was next to an asian guy and he fucking stank and in uk asians are

1:55:14muslims well it's pakistanis it's dude yeah people do actual dude people there was almost

1:55:20a riot this is like 2004 everyone exploded and they started throwing bottles in the

1:55:26fucking i'm like whoa dude it was almost a run i'm like wait a minute

1:55:28i'm an asian like chinese i didn't mean like you guys and they freaked the

1:55:33fuck out luckily i was there with like 20 jujitsu guys from the seminar i

1:55:38would have been dead like cage warrior ksw like uh rising that's where it was

1:55:43like almost right dude they were throwing shit at me and i didn't give a

1:55:46fuck i was like drunk i was like flipping them off like fuck you guys

1:55:49i was an idiot that's where all the towns like 20 years cage warriors have

1:55:53some elite talent you know you know patty mcgregor came over too yeah and patty

1:55:57was making more money doing cage warriors than he was in the ufc what that's

1:56:02why he he i met him in san diego and i was talking his manager

1:56:06who runs cage warriors and like yeah he took a pay cut to come to

1:56:09the ufc that's crazy selling out for his first fight yeah well eventually he started

1:56:13making money how much was he making in tons because he was he was the

1:56:17biggest draw and you're selling out like liverpool's like state arenas he was the main

1:56:21draw so his his uh manager wanted to go to the ufc like two years

1:56:25prior he's like no way why am i gonna take the pay cut so he's

1:56:28like dude to to be considered the best even though it's a pay cut you

1:56:32got to come over to the ufc do you feel like he got rushed into

1:56:35with a guy like gagey that he he should have had like a few more

1:56:38i don't know what the fucking game plan was like if you and i were

1:56:41talking you were like let's say off air like i got some inside info right

1:56:45patty's just gonna strike with justin i'd be like oh you had your fucking mind

1:56:48he's gonna lose so i don't know what the game plan was it's a good

1:56:52question but again it could be too much too soon you know i think it

1:56:56is gagey's a monster on the feet he's a real problem he's also uh uh

1:57:00all -american wrestler like how do you think i also he doesn't do takedowns he

1:57:04beat up fazeev standing up yeah bro you know fazeev's wicked but he's a striker

1:57:08so if let's say counterbacks from international fight week let's say he's doing international fight

1:57:12week you're telling me if we're trying to do numbies for paramount you're telling me

1:57:16you don't do patty versus connor at 170 right patty's fucking huge he'd do 170.

1:57:21did you say numbies numbies i like that thank you well unfortunately the big fight

1:57:26would have been patty versus ilia that would have been the big fight that'd been

1:57:30a big fight if they could have figured out of me to make that happen

1:57:33that would have been the big fight it's a disaster fight for patty and that's

1:57:37where the train stops would have been a big fight but connor patty it's like

1:57:40that's fucking entertaining dude it is entertaining that's that but i feel like that fight

1:57:45was in the future if they built him up correctly i just think throwing him

1:57:48to justin you know after like uh was it uh jared jared gordon i thought

1:57:55jared gordon won that fight yeah but so does patty even patty was like yeah

1:58:00i probably lost that fight that's what i thought and so just a few years

1:58:03later the bobby green video that was impressive michael chandler he looked good that was

1:58:07impressive older guys right and then just engaging exactly but and then my thing is

1:58:12when you look at justin gage it's like wait how's patty gonna get him to

1:58:15the ground right what's the move right it can't be if if it was it

1:58:19these jujitsu trips you know how good justin gage's takedown defense and he's also such

1:58:24a good his hips are nuts crazy athlete wild yeah and he fought that fight

1:58:29like a wild man wild he fought that fight just pure reckless just walked him

1:58:33down and just like let him swing on him it was like he felt no

1:58:37fear it was kind of crazy dude what happens if at the white house you

1:58:40know trump he's probably not too familiar with ufc fighters and he's like okay american

1:58:45justin gage let's do this and ilia taporia comes out and fucking flatlines him in

1:58:51front of all the fucking if ilia taporia flatlines justin gage's next fight he's got

1:58:56the greatest resume of all time ever i mean it's the craziest resume here's how

1:59:00that's an amazing here's how the white house card could be saved with all the

1:59:04i'm talking everybody talking what if justin gagey and it could happen what if he

1:59:08knocks ilia taporia out as the main event at the white house that would be

1:59:11grab the american flag and that could easily just give a ripping promo that could

1:59:17happen gagey could knock anybody could happen yeah and right when bruce buffer announces his

1:59:22name that's when the drone hits this is scheduled to start at noon on the

1:59:31white house lawn yeah perfect there'll be a thousand degrees out what a great idea

1:59:34is there an iranian fighter we could get for this i'm gonna look like i'm

1:59:39in the shower yeah human as fuck how about main event top iranian guy top

1:59:46israel guy not a ton of iranians main event what do you think about that

1:59:51which is a shame because iranians are well how about a guy from palestine like

1:59:54you get balal muhammad against an israeli guy that's that's a a great idea and

2:00:03he's coming from everywhere what guy in that weight class is from israel nobody dude

2:00:09israel got a bunch of great fighters i know but in the ufc there's no

2:00:13one in the ufc at 170 that's just a tough one right who'd they give

2:00:19him um shit they're not doing many favors and then also kamaru usman thought he

2:00:27was getting islam and then they yanked it from him at the last second how

2:00:31about a ukrainian against a russian throw that shit in i don't totally hate that

2:00:35trump in the prelim i think ian i think ian gary deserves it but i

2:00:40also think kamaru like come on the guy's a legend legend this is like i

2:00:45wouldn't be mad at last year he could fight and look sensational against joaquin buckley

2:00:49i want to see that fight this is my thing with justin like justin might

2:00:53have one more he said for ilia my thing with justin is like let's go

2:00:57out on top ilia's a could he win of course anybody can win but for

2:01:02justin all he's done for the company give him the red panty knight give him

2:01:05connor at 170 right that's the motherfucking fight let me make all the fucking money

2:01:10do you think that he would take that fight who connor a hundred percent just

2:01:14engaging a 170 dude he was gonna fight fucking uh 55 uh connor can't make

2:01:19one carlos practice he could make 155 if he's off the sauce he can make

2:01:24155 connor was down to fight carlos at 170 you know they called him he's

2:01:28like yep sign it really yeah wow he's gangster dude that's a gangster fight super

2:01:33gang horrible fight for him when was the last time connor fought how long has

2:01:36it been it's been a long time two years he's at one in forever well

2:01:39he broke his leg in his last fight but when was that how long ago

2:01:43was that four years at least three at least and a hundred percent a hundred

2:01:48percent you feel connor's gonna at least come back for one more fight right yes

2:01:51hundred percent hundred percent i think the ufc feels pressure from the criticism of this

2:01:55white house card and not closing on john jones and the other fights so they're

2:02:00gonna get it done with connor five years it's been five years i don't think

2:02:03connor was gonna fight all of that well he fought me i guess that's not

2:02:07gonna happen guys no not charles not charles if anything i thought it was charles

2:02:11no we're talking about just engage just engage i thought it was uh connor's fight

2:02:16in charles in july bro that's what they were saying imagine the bonkers fight imagine

2:02:21this gaethje somehow or another knocks out ilio taporia connor versus gaethje in july that

2:02:28would be insane he couldn't do it in july either even a connor against taporia

2:02:32would be insane whoever wins like whoever wins that against connor that's would be insane

2:02:38either one listen it'd have to be the big december card right let's just get

2:02:41connor to july 11th let's not worry about december well let's just get him to

2:02:45anywhere that's a good that's a quick turn he's gonna do it we're gonna get

2:02:48him who else would be good for him max holloway whoa they really fought with

2:02:54max first fight in the ufc they're two completely different fighters what happened that's done

2:02:57cutting weight uh charles beat him i'm i'm sorry uh connor beat max but it's

2:03:03max's first decision decision decision yeah yeah i forgot about so young though like they're

2:03:07completely different max is a legend connor's a legend they're both 145 that's fucking cooked

2:03:12dude and and max coming off a loss like you don't want to set connor

2:03:15like carlos practice just fucked up i feel it's so it's so wrong to not

2:03:19give it to michael chandler so fucked up it's so wrong you know man it's

2:03:24so wrong you said the best drug we all love connor but it's like you

2:03:29what if marvin haggler said it's tough to sleep on silk sheets yeah it's tough

2:03:34to get up in the morning when you're sleeping in silk sheets that's true rocky

2:03:37too but but some of those motherfuckers like john jones sleeps in silk sheets he's

2:03:41a fucking dog so was floyd mayweather when he was in his prime way mother

2:03:45these guys did floyd mayweather lose his money didn't he no ways he broke well

2:03:50he had three billion fights in like two days he lost it all and then

2:03:54got it back dude floyd mayweather when i'm hearing like he like didn't he have

2:04:00like five billion dollars how do you lose that no he didn't have that much

2:04:04didn't have five bill but he had a few hundred but they said in his

2:04:08craze made over a billion but that's not he doesn't have a buddy he's having

2:04:11financial problems now that's the word damn it's hard to believe is it though yeah

2:04:16dude he didn't go to that many strip clubs yeah he bought a lot of

2:04:19things man think about all those diamond encrusted watches and all those rolls royces well

2:04:24he has like 15 bugattis all those houses and he bought a bunch of apartment

2:04:28buildings and those are good investments though yeah but you got to pay the mortgage

2:04:32correct you know and you might just had a big nut then he stopped fighting

2:04:36he's like who knows man he's got a bunch of people that are on his

2:04:38payroll whole staff it's easy and so he's trying to set up another fight it's

2:04:43going to get his back making that kind of money all the time and then

2:04:47it just goes away that's a lot of athletes in general yep that's i mean

2:04:50that's like every rock star story every rockumentary they blow up get the mansions and

2:04:56then they got to sell that motherfucking mansion they don't teach you how to you

2:05:00know i went through it they don't teach you how to manage finances yeah like

2:05:03you're busy being a fucking warrior an athlete no one goes hey dude you know

2:05:07that you gotta pay your taxes you know that 20 million dollar house your mortgage

2:05:11on that's whatever let's say 25 000 a month are you gonna be able to

2:05:15afford this is a 40 -year mortgage that's a lot you're probably gonna fight for

2:05:18another six years but yeah what are you gonna do after that yeah no one

2:05:21talks like that sell that house yeah bro every rock star dog goes up with

2:05:26the mansions and then they gotta sell that mansion they gotta sell that motherfucker it's

2:05:31it's crazy well because there's no teaches them yeah they take advantage of them look

2:05:34at the stones look at Led Zeppelin look at all these bands and look at

2:05:39Black Sabbath they were broke by the fifth album yeah see that Ozzy thing that's

2:05:42a success story all around yeah they were broke when they made same thing with

2:05:46Kiss Kiss was the biggest band in the world 81 they made that reality show

2:05:49right which one Ozzy he was broke when he made his reality show that's why

2:05:53he did it right his wife set it up yeah his wife is a fuck

2:05:56his wife the Osbournes I don't know if they were broke is that true what

2:06:00I'm pretty sure I have to say that that's why she did the deal I

2:06:03never thought but most bands they'd go through that like blacks every they got all

2:06:07their shit and then they lose all their shit and then they got all their

2:06:10shit and they lose all their shit correct kiss and wake up one day yeah

2:06:15kiss in 1977 was the biggest band in the world but by 1980 they were

2:06:20fucking bankrupt and shit and they were struggling with selling all their shit an awesome

2:06:25fight the pressure of fighting for the first time in the UFC in a co

2:06:34-main event is crazy did you hear Michael Benna Page talk about the pressure have

2:06:38you heard him talk about it because they were asking they go and it's true

2:06:41I've always said this that you know Bellator fighters when they come to the UFC

2:06:44the majority of them struggle they ask Michael Benna Page why do you think you've

2:06:47had you know you're more one of the successful guys that come from Bellator he

2:06:52goes I'll tell you this man I fought for titles in Bellator I fought in

2:06:57world championships and karate and all this shit he goes when you come to the

2:07:00UFC it's just different he was the pressure the nerves he's like I've been in

2:07:05big fights people come up like man you knocked this guy out you're setting all

2:07:09-time uh knockout record he goes yeah cool because that didn't bother me my first

2:07:13fight in UFC he was the nerves were unreal it's just a it's the big

2:07:17leagues it's just a different game here's your chance don't blow it it's just a

2:07:21different you got it you wanted you wanted to be here are you gonna blow

2:07:24it and blow it in front of your family and your friends just a lot

2:07:27of fresh yeah a lot of that's why I bet against fighters and they fight

2:07:30at home a lot of press but sometimes that's my harder when they're when their

2:07:36families watch I'm a comic I know how it works yeah that's Joe on Friday

2:07:39everybody starts blowing you up distracting you I get tickets can I come to the

2:07:43show yeah oh my god I didn't know you were playing yeah oh you got

2:07:46your ass now you're walking in there and that pressure you're putting on yourself because

2:07:49you got tickets yeah for all those fucking people you just gotta be smart about

2:07:53your phone whenever fighters fighting at home I always go the other way I listen

2:07:58I'm like seven out of ten with it I bet but it's the truth because

2:08:03as a comic I know what Friday's like right after they call you we got

2:08:07another date for you well call me on Tuesday when I'm in front of my

2:08:09fucking computer yeah they call you to throw you off and now you're like so

2:08:13that's why I don't I always bet against fighters when they're at home are you

2:08:16touring a lot right now Joey no nope just around Jersey I heard are you

2:08:20no no no I go everywhere aren't you opening up the Brooklyn Improv no someone

2:08:24told me that I'm doing the 15th gotcha it's only 200 seats yeah but it's

2:08:29right that's cool they put an improv in Brooklyn which uh part of Brooklyn uh

2:08:33the one right over the bridge Harrisburg I think Harrisburg it used to be right

2:08:37when you walk over the Brooklyn bridge right now it used to be uh I

2:08:40don't even know what that is a second city yeah it's right over the bridge

2:08:43Harrisburg yeah I was talking to Mark Norman he's like comedy's really big right now

2:08:48in New York it's like a lot of clubs are opening comedy's big everywhere right

2:08:52now it's pretty awesome what they did was they mashed too much in New York

2:08:55City yeah now these suburb rooms these Brooklyn these bro that theater in Staten Island

2:09:00did we ever do that together no that theater oh that theater is fucking amazing

2:09:06yeah it's fucking amazing dog Staten Island's fun dog I had a fucking blast because

2:09:14I'm a knucklehead when you're a knucklehead Staten Island is knucklehead good pizza oh yeah

2:09:20everything they got real Italians no Staten Island that's real is Staten Island where all

2:09:25the mobsters used to live yes they lived everywhere they lived in Berkeley but wasn't

2:09:29Staten Island like where the homes were for them like the family homes some of

2:09:32them Paul Castellano yeah that's right always remember Staten Island no disrespect to Staten Island

2:09:37was a dump a literal landfill yeah oh wow so you know like when Castellano

2:09:42opened this house people said it smelled a little bit in the summer in Jersey

2:09:46you could smell the trash from oh damn Staten Island isn't that crazy they take

2:09:50garbage and the solution is just put it in the ground wow forever there has

2:09:54to be forever what's that big pigs eat it for a long time they didn't

2:09:58know what to do that's the move that's not a bad idea that's a better

2:10:02idea but they can't eat everything they should have brought back the pigs very uh

2:10:11you know but Staten Island's food there's a place in Staten Island that makes chicken

2:10:17corn and blue still yeah Joe my neighbor isn't that a common menu item you're

2:10:22like still like it's not the 1800s no that's not because they're lazy nobody wants

2:10:27to cut a chicken and put ham in it but these people probably get a

2:10:31lot of ham and the Swiss half of what I watch on YouTube is people

2:10:34cooking I love watching people cooking the last few weeks has been dudes cooking in

2:10:39the mountains like ASMR where you don't they don't talk at all they just chop

2:10:43stuff up I love it you like to cook I do yeah I love cooking

2:10:48I wish I like I just watch all car shit on there I watch a

2:10:51lot of that too like guys are trying to figure out how to unlock the

2:10:54the ECU on the ZR1 yo you know what I'm obsessed with right now that

2:10:58Cadillac Blackwing the CT Yeah, let's go, brother.

2:11:02Fuck yeah. That is a crazy car for them to build.

2:11:05Ain't that cool? 668 horsepower Cadillac that you can get in a manual.

2:11:10Isn't that great? It's nuts.

2:11:11And then Hennessey will jack that motherfucker up to a thousand.

2:11:14Now we're cooking. Which is just a tire burner.

2:11:17He's just gonna cook the tires off of it.

2:11:19What's crazy is like we talk, you know, that your ZR1X has whatever a thousand

2:11:22something horsepower, right? I think it's 1 ,200.

2:11:25It's 1 ,200. The X is 1 ,200.

2:11:27The guy that won Texas 2K yesterday in Houston, he did it in a Lamborghini.

2:11:32Bro, 3 ,000 horsepower. Whoa.

2:11:35They're just, what the fuck are we doing?

2:11:38So that must be like, that's a CT5V.

2:11:42That's 3 ,000 horsepower? No.

2:11:45No, no, no. That's a Cadillac.

2:11:47That's a thousand horsepower. That's a Cadillac CT5V and they take it and they jack

2:11:53it up. It comes 668, I think, and they take it and they jack it

2:11:56up to 1 ,000. But it's just, when you drive in, it drives like a

2:12:00luxury car. The inside looks like a luxury car.

2:12:04It's an incredible car. You've rode it, brother?

2:12:05I haven't driven that one.

2:12:19They're great, though. Gorgeous. They have a green, too.

2:12:21A sick green. I haven't seen that.

2:12:22Oh, my God. It's like a dark metallic green.

2:12:25Dude, I just got a 2 ,500, the AV Rams.

2:12:28Those AVs. Nice. Bro. Oh, you got, that's one of them.

2:12:31Are you going off -road, dog?

2:12:32Cereal. You know, I'm doing my thing.

2:12:34Is that real? That's crazy.

2:12:35It's getting a wheelie. That's who won Texas 2K.

2:12:383 ,000. It's making a wheelie.

2:12:39Oh, these boys on the street now, like, they laugh at 1 ,000.

2:12:41Is that a Lamborghini? Yeah.

2:12:43Okay. That's crazy. Or that's a Huracan.

2:12:45Bro, that is just cooking off those tires.

2:12:47060 and, what, 1 .3?

2:12:49Oh, he has to have a parachute on it.

2:12:50Look at this. That's slippery, dude.

2:12:52He's losing. If you don't know how to drive and you get behind that fucking

2:12:55thing, you're spinning out and going right into that sign.

2:12:58Oh, I'll wreck that thing.

2:12:59100%. I know my limit.

2:13:01Look at when he loses it a little bit.

2:13:03Look at it. Bro, you know how terrifying that must have been when the ass

2:13:06kicks out with 3 ,000 horsepower?

2:13:10Bro, I was in one of those Calvo Vipers with 2 ,200 horsepower.

2:13:13Those are nuts. Gordon Ryan is obsessed with those.

2:13:16He's a little scared. I was so scared.

2:13:18I don't want to get hurt.

2:13:20And he showed me a video of, Calvo showed me a video of him because

2:13:22as we're going, I'm like, how much horsepower is it?

2:13:242 ,400? I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude.

2:13:26I go, hey, man, you ever crash on anything?

2:13:27He goes, oh, yeah. Shows me a video of him just getting fucked up.

2:13:31Flipped. Yeah. Yeah, fucked up.

2:13:32I was fucking terrified. Not fun.

2:13:34I don't want to go out like that.

2:13:35I was shooting a TV show, this GearHead's Gone Wild.

2:13:37So I'm fucking, I don't want to go out shooting a fucking TV.

2:13:39GearHead's Gone Wild? Yeah. Dude, that's my new show.

2:13:42That's hilarious. It's on Tubi.

2:13:44Is that your show? That's my show.

2:13:46Yeah. Dude, that's perfect. Yeah, GearHead's Gone Wild.

2:13:50It's on Tubi. March 24th.

2:13:51These guys are banging, boys.

2:13:53These guys are banging. These guys are banging.

2:13:54Look at this shit. Oh, Riley just connected with some big shots.

2:14:01This kid said if Michael Page ain't going to do it, I'm going to do

2:14:04it for him. Come on, Dana.

2:14:05Man, Michael Page must feel like shit right now.

2:14:07Give me that bonus cash.

2:14:08You know who feels like shit is Sammy at half his pay.

2:14:11Right. You know what I'm saying?

2:14:12That's true. Neither one of them did shit.

2:14:15But it's like Michael Venom Page was in the hunt, like potentially for a future

2:14:19world title. That's not on him though, man.

2:14:21That's on matchmaking. I know.

2:14:24Gentlemen, you can't blame everything on matchmaking.

2:14:26I have to, Joey. What's the number one rule?

2:14:28Don't let anything up to the judges.

2:14:30Well, putty. Matchmakers. Come on.

2:14:32There's some Dana White shit.

2:14:33Yeah, you can't. These guys are really fucking good.

2:14:35That never worked. That never worked for me.

2:14:37You can't. When they go, don't leave it up to the judges.

2:14:40It's some Dana White shit.

2:14:40I'm old. It's some Dana White shit.

2:14:41When people go, you can't leave it up to the judges.

2:14:43Okay, I hear you. That guy's really fucking good.

2:14:45I'm fighting, dude. Also, he knows him so well.

2:14:48Yes. That's the real problem.

2:14:50It's the matchmaking. You're right.

2:14:53Let's get best friends to fight.

2:14:58Imagine that was when it really happened.

2:15:00Yes! That's evil, dude. Just do it.

2:15:02Greenlight it right away. Go, go, go.

2:15:04Another one. Who else? Who else are best friends?

2:15:06Let's get more best friends.

2:15:07That's because no one knows fighting.

2:15:08Can you imagine they have a card all best friends fighting?

2:15:11Yeah. Dude, it's like the worst card ever.

2:15:13Dude, I fought two kid buddies.

2:15:14Like $2 ,000 pay -per -view.

2:15:16It sucks, man. Matt Mitrione was my boy.

2:15:19Bro, imagine if you and me had a fight.

2:15:20How horrible that would be.

2:15:21Dude, I would fuck you up, dude.

2:15:26And I would hate it.

2:15:27I'd like, damn. I'd love you.

2:15:28I'd hate him to hate it up.

2:15:29I'd love you, dog. But that turning sidekick bullshit, this ain't fucking kung fu theater,

2:15:35okay? No, honestly, anytime anybody's ever mentioned, like a dude, who would win a new

2:15:43fight? You or Joe Rogan?

2:15:44I always say, Joe Rogan would fucking kill me.

2:15:48I do, too. He blasts me all the time.

2:15:49I know, and I mean that.

2:15:50I go, Joe would beat me.

2:15:51Like, there's no way I'd be able to take him down.

2:15:52Like, first of all, this is like reality.

2:15:54This is like me judging the fight.

2:15:55I'm like, I wouldn't be able to take him down because I have the worst

2:15:58wrestling. I've never taught one takedown in my motherfucking life.

2:16:05Yeah. If I went to the ground, though, I'd be fucked.

2:16:07But how would I get you to the ground?

2:16:09You would fucking light me up.

2:16:10Jump guard. Jump guard. He would knock me out with jabs.

2:16:13He wouldn't even have to throw a right hand.

2:16:15He would be nice to me.

2:16:16He goes, like, I love him.

2:16:17He's like, my brother. I wouldn't be able to hit you.

2:16:19There's no way. He would be able to jab me.

2:16:22You would jab me, dog.

2:16:23You would jab me. You don't want one of these coming towards your face.

2:16:26I'll be like, Joe, you're hooking.

2:16:28Fuck it up, fuck it up Don't fuck me No turning sidekick Bro, it would

2:16:31just look like Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson I'm just gonna say that If you

2:16:34and I fought, it'd be a fucking Jake Paul It would be his own punches

2:16:37to the shoulders Okay, Dan is making us do this We need the money Even

2:16:41Roy Jones when he fought Mike Tyson They were all body punches That's all bullshit

2:16:44They never really I would say, Joe You throw one turning sidekick right at 113

2:16:49Bro, we would look like a kung fu movie We would choreograph that shit We

2:16:53would choreograph that shit like a kung fu movie We gotta sell this, dog We

2:16:56gotta sell this, dog But you know what?

2:16:57You would have to let me take you down And almost choke you And then

2:17:01you escape I go, let me get you like an almost choke Bro I had

2:17:04you, like deep choke It would be like this Like I'm about to tap and

2:17:07I don't And then I'd let you get out It'd be some whole program shit

2:17:10And then I'd let you leg kick me Or whatever And you'd drop me with

2:17:13a leg kick You'd be right in the leg And I'd go, ooh I'd be

2:17:16like limping And then the ref would have to stop it And we're good Imagine

2:17:20you have to knock one of your good friends out Like that's having a bunch

2:17:23of times with guys Like put your good friend in the hospital Terrible That could

2:17:28be a cartoon right there, that fight And take out their pay It's fucked up

2:17:33I hate that I hate the win pay thing I hate it The only thing

2:17:39I hate more is weigh -ins I hate weight cutting What do you mean you

2:17:43hate the win pay? What do you mean?

2:17:44I hate the fact that you get paid more if you win Why?

2:17:47Because a lot of times it's a bullshit decision I would say you only get

2:17:52the bonus if there's a finish Well that's what they're doing now They're doing a

2:17:56finish bonus But you're still getting fight pay And then win pay I would eliminate

2:18:00that I would go, this is your show pay And this is the pay if

2:18:03you finish the guy And then that's it Joe, you know that's why Rhonda decided

2:18:07to go to MVP And fight Gina Because they originally went to Dana And she

2:18:11was like, hey, now that there's no pay -per -view I want this guaranteed amount

2:18:14And he was like, no, that's just not our business model That's not what we

2:18:17do Because if we pay you all that money Then, you know, we're going to

2:18:20have to do that down the road Yeah Good luck somewhere else She was all,

2:18:23say less Yeah I want the fucking MVP And they're like, here's a guaranteed money

2:18:26Yeah That's what happened? Yeah, she wanted guaranteed money Because they How wouldn't they give

2:18:30her guaranteed money? The UFC originally wanted that fight Oh my god Yeah What if

2:18:34Gina wins And then they do a rematch?

2:18:37Or what if Rhonda wins And she says she wants to fight Holly Yeah Holly

2:18:40is That would be huge Holly's waiting right there Get that little rematch Totally It's

2:18:44a good time to fight Holly The crazy thing about Rhonda Is she was on

2:18:49such a meteoric rise And then the Holly Holm thing happened And then she She

2:18:54kind of took a little break For like a year And then And it was

2:18:57like Amanda was nobody back then Right So they go, okay, Rhonda Just We're going

2:19:01to give you Like some up -and -comer Easy Brazilian No They didn't have that

2:19:06No She was the champion Yeah No, she wasn't Yes, she was Amanda Nunes was

2:19:10the champion? Yeah Was she?

2:19:11Yeah Oh my god, I was wrong then We knew she was here Yeah, bro

2:19:13She Nobody liked that fight Nobody liked that fight She fucked up Misha Tate Dude,

2:19:18she was a monster You know what?

2:19:20Amanda was a terrifying woman I remember Still is They gave Rhonda an easy fight

2:19:25What they thought No No, no, no, no The only people that thought that Were

2:19:29like idiot Hollywood agents That's me You called me an idiot?

2:19:34Come on, dog I'm your fucking brother You weren't working for the UFC At that

2:19:38time So I was there And you don't watch all the fights I watched every

2:19:42one of her fights That lady hits harder than anyone No, I know that I'm

2:19:45not saying But it seems like nobody knew that It seems like Oh, I fucking

2:19:49knew it I thought that was the worst fight for her Really?

2:19:51Before the Holly fight I was telling Dana Because I was surprised They made the

2:19:55Holly fight I thought they were going to make Amanda Nunes I go Amanda Nunes

2:19:58is a fucking problem I go Because she's a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

2:20:02And her hands She fucked up Kat Zingano so bad She messed up her hormone

2:20:07levels Kat's cortisol was messed up She had vertigo She was fucked up for like

2:20:11a year Amanda Nunes And Kat won Kat stopped her Amanda Nunes got shoulders like

2:20:17Michelle Obama She throws hammers That lady hits like a dude I love that I

2:20:23got it Isn't it funny That's a compliment Everybody says That like transgender people are

2:20:28amazing But the number one insult When someone is going after a lady They say

2:20:33she's really got a dick Looks like a dude Yeah, yeah, yeah Well, she's got

2:20:36a dick Like secretly Like Michelle Obama Secretly got a dick People are saying that

2:20:40about Erica Kirk Crazy people It's not a realistic Erica Kirk got a dick No

2:20:45No, that was the rumor Of course she doesn't But crazy people online have been

2:20:48saying it Yeah, she's sucking dick right now Motherfucker If she had a dick If

2:20:52she had a dick That's a win Fuck you motherfucker She's saving it for Jesus

2:20:56If she had a dick It wouldn't be that big Erica Kirk If she had

2:20:59a dick It would be like five inches Max Max Let the lady greet And

2:21:04I like She's a wild girl Before Charlie She looked Charlie's ass And he was

2:21:09fucked Those dirty white bitches That sting a tongue in your ass Those Charlie Kirks

2:21:15Don't know what the fuck is They're mopping Swapping Doing laundry You shove your tongue

2:21:19up Of a fucking Little white guy like that's ass He's gonna see fucking fire

2:21:23His life has changed Yeah His life has changed Imagine if that's all it takes

2:21:28So disrespectful So he's just confused Think about it I will think about it Listen

2:21:33You got some 24 year old White dude That was in the Boy Scouts And

2:21:37you set him loose With a Puerto Rican chick From the Bronx Uh oh That

2:21:40hasn't eaten in three days That's different Listen to me That's not Erica Kirk That

2:21:45chick That's not Erica Kirk She was a beauty pageant lady Yeah yeah But when

2:21:49you win beauty pageant You suck dick part time So knock it the fuck Part

2:21:52time Part time That's it That's all you want She's definitely an odd lady Yeah,

2:21:56no, something's not right. Have you seen those conventions?

2:21:59There's fireworks and she's coming out.

2:22:01It's crazy. It's it's real weird.

2:22:02It's real weird. It's real weird.

2:22:03It's real weird. It's real weird.

2:22:04And didn't she get some high level government position?

2:22:07Yes. Didn't they just? Yes.

2:22:09They gave her like this fucking Trump did, right?

2:22:11Yeah. Head of something. She's like head of the CIA.

2:22:14Makes me wonder like, man, what if I can get me one of them positions?

2:22:17Shit. You gotta shoot your wife on TV and shit.

2:22:21No. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.

2:22:30You gotta get your mind right.

2:22:36Get your mind right. Something wrong with you.

2:22:39Something wrong with you, Joey.

2:22:41Yes. Bro, that's why you love me.

2:22:42You could 100 % get one of those jobs, Joe.

2:22:45I know. I'm thinking which one I want.

2:22:48I want to be right.

2:22:49Pete Heggs as sidekick. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

2:22:54oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

2:22:56oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

2:22:56oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Because he does the

2:23:21best the best do you know, isn't it a trip that Trump has never had

2:23:25a drink of alcohol? Yeah, well, he had a brother that was like really bad

2:23:29imagine imagine Trump a drunk Trump my god drunk Trump.

2:23:34He doesn't need that I can't but Shane could do it drunk Trump.

2:23:39It is I'll stop this war in 24 hours.

2:23:43Remember he said the best at stopping wars Give me three hours best.

2:23:47I might be the best two hours.

2:23:51I'll stop this war I wish I could do Trump.

2:23:53Supposedly he said it's almost over.

2:23:55Well, I hope he's right.

2:23:57Me too. I hope he's right Listen if they can somehow or another bring peace

2:24:01to Iran. I mean, it's unrealistic, right?

2:24:04It's never happened before never been a regime regime change war that worked out great

2:24:08That's what I'm saying. We've done this before.

2:24:09How did it turn out?

2:24:10It's never worked out great But don't you think it's about the oil right because

2:24:13they supply all the oil?

2:24:14I don't think it's about the oil.

2:24:15I think they they want you to think it's about the oil.

2:24:17It's about the central banks It's about the oil.

2:24:20It's don't give a fuck about there's many oil everywhere.

2:24:23There's also everywhere There's also these guys want to start an islamic caliphate and there

2:24:27are states the largest state -sponsored terrorism Yes comes out of there.

2:24:31Yeah, yeah, it's like terrible people they he's funding and was a lot of it

2:24:34Like when oh biden freed up like something like six billion dollars They that was

2:24:39like right before October 7th a lot of billions There's patty look at him.

2:24:43He's about 250 right now.

2:24:44Let me some patty That dude knows how to live in between fights.

2:24:48He lives. He's a have you had him in here?

2:24:50No, I'd love that dude.

2:24:51I'd admit He just has great.

2:24:52He has that. Oh, yeah It factor.

2:24:54Well, he's also a very smart guy.

2:24:55Correct, you know And I guarantee you that Justin fight could be a big wake

2:25:00-up call. He'll come back and oh, yeah No, he's talented.

2:25:03How did that fight and Justin just beat his ass just over decision?

2:25:07Yeah, but he fucked him up He did poke him in the eyes.

2:25:11He did he did poke him in the eyes and hit him in the nuts.

2:25:13He did him in nuts.

2:25:14Yeah That is a problem.

2:25:16Are you still dipping Joe?

2:25:18I'm of a belief. Yeah, I use these the alps Shout out to tucker.

2:25:21Love your alps. Is that uh You need to get on these tobacco pouch?

2:25:26Yeah, nicotine. You had one of these last night, dog Speaking of this I don't

2:25:30want to tell you last night.

2:25:30What do you want to tell me last night?

2:25:32That your club is really becoming I had a lot of fun this time, bro.

2:25:36Well, it was beautiful watching you on Thursday night I had a really good time.

2:25:40I'm home now. I'm home now.

2:25:41Yeah My I had a rough five years and I'm home now.

2:25:44Oh, you looked it on stage and that crowd was a joey diaz crowd They

2:25:47were there to see him.

2:25:48It was I just sat and watched I want to do went sat in the

2:25:50balcony I was like this makes me so happy.

2:25:52Yeah, I'm gonna do like two nights next time But only any time shows bro

2:25:57late show. I know downstairs partying that missy's those are different animals The late shows

2:26:02they're fun. I like doing late shows every now and then they're fun, but they're

2:26:05tired that these people would be up all day I can't well, it's not us.

2:26:09No, no, I'm not worried about being tired.

2:26:10I sleep. You know good I want to be but it's like the people they

2:26:14worked all day. They worked all day They got off work at five.

2:26:17They probably went to dinner had a few drinks.

2:26:19Oh, we're gonna go see Joey Diaz tonight's a 10 o 'clock show That's five

2:26:22hours to get off work.

2:26:24And then you got to get up at seven.

2:26:26Yeah Here we go. Lerone.

2:26:29Let's go. This could be another decision.

2:26:30It might be or Lerone might catch him coming in I hope so.

2:26:33What's his specialty? Oh, he's a striker.

2:26:37What about a jiu -jitsu striker?

2:26:38He can do everything. He can do everything.

2:26:40Is he a black belt?

2:26:41Probably not, but Mo Sarv is a monster wrestler like The guy is fine.

2:26:45Yeah, it's gonna be trouble for me.

2:26:47He's undefeated. Yeah, it's Khabib style.

2:26:48Where's he from? Okay, so he's from Russia, Russia, Russia.

2:26:51You do 1 ,500 push -ups in an hour.

2:26:53I call bullshit, but What's the most push -ups you've ever done in a row?

2:26:57I don't know. I could I mean, I don't know.

2:26:59My son asked me to do a hundred I knocked him if it's a hundred.

2:27:02I did a hundred in a row, right?

2:27:04Oh, yeah. Wow, that's a lot.

2:27:05That's crazy. I could do really I did 75.

2:27:07I gassed out at 75.

2:27:08Really? Yeah, I did it on the show Me and Burt Kreischer had a little

2:27:11competition. How many how many could he do not that much?

2:27:14I think it was 35.

2:27:16I told him I could do whatever he did.

2:27:18I could do double. Yeah, I think he did like 30 -something.

2:27:20World record is 1575 in 60 minutes.

2:27:23Yeah, that's You So he's doing that every week.

2:27:25Damn! But he's doing it in an hour.

2:27:27Are we still buying it?

2:27:28That's what the record is.

2:27:29The record's in an hour, Joe.

2:27:30Oh, the record's in an hour?

2:27:31But again, how many minutes?

2:27:32Oh, but he might be six minutes.

2:27:35I was like, that's crazy.

2:27:36But Joe, to your point, he might not be doing like full extension.

2:27:38He might just be going pumping.

2:27:40Right, right, right. Which is still tough.

2:27:41Oh, it's still hard. But like, if you're just doing this, like some guys just

2:27:45do this, they really move on to like six or seven inches.

2:27:47Yeah. You ever see Cam Haynes' son when he won the World Chin -Up Championship?

2:27:51Some other cat came along and beat it by like a thousand.

2:27:55What the fuck? Now they're in like 11 ,000, 12 ,000 in 24 hours.

2:28:00What the fuck? Bro, these guys, their hands at the end of it are just

2:28:04meat. It's just bloody meat.

2:28:06They tear all the fucking skin off their hand.

2:28:09It's crazy. What I was going to say about Murphy's.

2:28:11Wow, someone just did 12 ,000.

2:28:12Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

2:28:14Truett did 10 ,000. Yeah, then another cat from Australia beat it.

2:28:17And another guy did 11 ,700.

2:28:18And then this new cat beat that.

2:28:19That's so insane. 12 ,300, well, one, two, three, four, five.

2:28:22Dude, it was a big deal when Goggins did 4 ,000.

2:28:24Everybody's like, no one's going to beat that.

2:28:26He did like 4 ,900 or something.

2:28:28And then Truett beat that.

2:28:30And then a dude beat him.

2:28:32And then he beat that.

2:28:33That's wild. They're just going after each other back and forth.

2:28:36But the thing is, Truett is a big guy.

2:28:38He's not as small as some of these guys.

2:28:40Well, he's like 180 -something.

2:28:42He's pretty big for doing that.

2:28:43And jacked. Even when he runs marathons, he's way bigger than these marathon runners.

2:28:47How tall is he? Probably 5 '11", I think.

2:28:50Because Cam goes so far distance.

2:28:54It made sense. Because when I saw him, I was like, oh, he's smaller than

2:28:56I thought. But then in my head, I'm like, he's fucking running forever.

2:28:59Well, Cam got to like 185 at one point.

2:29:02But it's pounding on your joints.

2:29:04He got big just from lifting.

2:29:05Dude, Cam sent me this hat.

2:29:06It's my favorite fucking hat, man.

2:29:09It is so goddamn good.

2:29:10It has an American flag on the back.

2:29:12It's like a net in the front's canvas.

2:29:14What's his slogan? Keep hammering.

2:29:16Yeah, it says keep hammering.

2:29:17Bro? My son fucking skids it all the time.

2:29:20So Murphy, before he got to the UFC, got shot in the fucking face and

2:29:24in the neck. You hear about this?

2:29:26No. He was involved in some gang activity.

2:29:29He was coming out of a barbershop.

2:29:30Some dude shot him in the face.

2:29:31He still has metal in his tongue, currently.

2:29:34Metal in his tongue. And he got shot in the neck.

2:29:36Survived. Metal in his tongue.

2:29:37That's crazy. Isn't that crazy?

2:29:40And he won't talk about it.

2:29:41Joey, imagine how he eats pussy.

2:29:42Yeah. And he won't talk.

2:29:44When they ask him, they go, was it gang?

2:29:46Like, why did the guy shoot?

2:29:47He goes, I don't talk about that.

2:29:49Wow. It's just some gangster shit.

2:29:52A lot of stabbings in England, man.

2:29:54A lot of stabbings. Yeah, that's why I'm surprised shooting.

2:29:55A lot of stabbings. Well, there's a lot of rough customers in England, man.

2:29:58A lot of fucking history.

2:29:59That London shoot boxing. That team, man.

2:30:04Bro. Yeah. Lee Murray days.

2:30:07Lee Murray. They're doing a movie on Lee Murray.

2:30:10Oh, yeah? Who's doing it?

2:30:11I forget, but it's coming out.

2:30:12It might be out. It's Guy Ritchie.

2:30:14Fuck. It has to be Guy Ritchie.

2:30:16I know. It has to be Guy Ritchie.

2:30:18It has to be. It has to be.

2:30:19I hope it's Guy Ritchie.

2:30:20Bro, that Pico knockout was bananas.

2:30:23Pico's fighting soon. I think he's fighting in Miami.

2:30:26And he, and it's, oh, it's Pitbull.

2:30:28Pitbull. Bellator on Bellator. Loser goes home.

2:30:32Yeah, man. Forever. But at least Pico waited quite a while after the KO, because

2:30:37that was a bad one.

2:30:38Bad. That was a bad.

2:30:39He was out cold for a while.

2:30:39He was too aggressive, man.

2:30:40Well, he's just an animal.

2:30:42He's with Greg Jackson now, who's trying to pull the reins back.

2:30:44Because he's so skilled, but he's just too fucking aggressive.

2:30:47I mean, I always harp on Ferasa Hobby, but I think that's the motherfucker.

2:30:51I think Nixick. Nixick, too.

2:30:53That motherfucker's bad. He's a bad motherfucker, too.

2:30:56But, like, for us, I think he's got.

2:30:58There's a documentary that came out about it.

2:30:59About Lee Murray? About years ago.

2:31:00It seems like semi -fictional, or not fictional, dramatized.

2:31:03Mm. Semi -not. Bro. Is there not a movie?

2:31:07This is an actual footage?

2:31:08But this is not, this is not a movie.

2:31:09I didn't see if there was a movie.

2:31:10It was a wild dude.

2:31:11I'm pretty sure there's a movie coming out.

2:31:12You know, one of my favorite fights, when he fought Anderson Silva at Cage Rage.

2:31:16That's right. Ooh. That was Anderson, like, right when Anderson reached his prime.

2:31:21So, Anderson fought in Pride, and he looked real good in Pride in some fights.

2:31:25And then in Cage Rage, he caught his groove.

2:31:27And you know when a guy just, like, catches that groove?

2:31:29So, when he came over to the UFC, and the first fight was Chris Lieben,

2:31:32I remember that was, like, when Aubrey was betting on fights.

2:31:35I would go, bet the house on the Brazilian.

2:31:38Because nobody knew Anderson. Bet the house.

2:31:40And he lit him up.

2:31:41Oh, my God. Bro, he was on fire.

2:31:44Because, you know, Anderson, when he fought in Pride, he was going to retire.

2:31:47And Big Nog talked him into continuing.

2:31:49Crazy. How crazy is that?

2:31:50He was going to stop fighting.

2:31:52There's quite a few fighters that, especially in jiu -jitsu, that come in.

2:31:57Like Fabrizio Verdun, for instance.

2:31:59Oh, my God. He came in.

2:32:00Oh, buddy. He didn't have any striking.

2:32:02So, he was, like, had mixed success.

2:32:03But do you know how he came in?

2:32:04No, no. But let me finish.

2:32:06He didn't have any, like, striking.

2:32:10No, none. And he was fighting Mike Hoyce in the early days.

2:32:13But he could have easily just said, fuck it.

2:32:16I'm just going to teach jiu -jitsu.

2:32:17I don't need to do this shit.

2:32:18But Fabrizio stuck it out.

2:32:21And little by little, his striking became pretty dangerous.

2:32:24And he started head -kicking people.

2:32:26So good, bro. He could have easily, after two or three fights, said, you know

2:32:29what? I'll teach jiu -jitsu.

2:32:30I don't need to do this shit.

2:32:31But Fabrizio was going to drive his ground and flying side -kicked him in the

2:32:34face. First move. Yeah. Opening round.

2:32:37Jumping, flying side -kick to the face.

2:32:39But Verdun was Crow Cop's jiu -jitsu coach.

2:32:42And Crow Cop's the one that got him in MMA.

2:32:44That's right. Bro, he's got to be in the GOAT category.

2:32:48Top three, Bubba. Because you've got to think about, that guy...

2:32:51Tapped three all -time legends, Fedor, Fedor, Noguera, and Kane.

2:32:56That's crazy. But remember, when he tapped out Fedor, it wasn't like, you remember Fedor

2:33:00lost to Bigfoot Silva after that, and he went on his losing streak?

2:33:03No. He was the first one to fucking do it.

2:33:05And he caught him in a triangle.

2:33:07Jiu -jitsu, son. Fedor had the scariest ground and power.

2:33:09Jiu -jitsu. Yeah. Yeah, for him's a motherfucker.

2:33:13Minotaur couldn't get a Fedor in a triangle.

2:33:16Maybe best guard. And they fought a couple times, right?

2:33:17Maybe best guard in the history of the heavyweight division.

2:33:20Honorable mention, Frank Mir. Mason Fowler.

2:33:23Verdum, number one. Yeah. If Mason Fowler did MMA, he would have the greatest guard.

2:33:27Okay, but in MMA. Yeah.

2:33:28I mean, you've got to say Verdum, number one.

2:33:31Best guard ever. Just for the Fedor fight.

2:33:33Yeah, 100%. Crazy. Those legs, man, they locks on.

2:33:36You've got to remember Minotaur triangled Mark Coleman.

2:33:40Remember that one? He did.

2:33:41That was huge. But he couldn't do it to Fedor.

2:33:43He couldn't do it to Fedor.

2:33:44It was prime Fedor when Fabricio fought him.

2:33:47Prime Fedor. Fedor hadn't experienced any losses.

2:33:49And he still had the aura.

2:33:50Nobody thought he was beat.

2:33:51Still had the aura. Dude.

2:33:53He had stopped Orlovsky. Orlovsky was tuning him up.

2:33:55Remember that? Fucking him up.

2:33:56And then he goes for his flying knee.

2:33:58He got crazy. Threw himself in the air.

2:34:00And he got caught with a perfect overhand punch.

2:34:02My brother. Yo. I've got to get out of here.

2:34:04Where are you going? I've got a 7 .30.

2:34:06How dare you? I know.

2:34:07You son of a bitch.

2:34:08If they cancel me, then I'll be back.

2:34:09Yeah, you probably should because the TSA is still fucked up.

2:34:12I heard it's bullshit. Did you hear that Elon Musk, he offered to pay for

2:34:16all the government workers? He said he would figure out.

2:34:20They won't let him, right?

2:34:21I don't know. He said, but he offered it.

2:34:22He offered it on X.

2:34:23He said, I offer to pay for all these people that are working.

2:34:26It's not the government, so it puts pressure on it, you know?

2:34:28It's nuts. It's nuts. These motherfuckers play with our lives.

2:34:31They don't give a fuck.

2:34:32That should be open no matter what.

2:34:34It's spring break. People are going on vacation.

2:34:36Think about the TSA workers.

2:34:37They're not balling, and they don't get fucking paid.

2:34:40Exactly. Don't you have supplemental money, all the money you spend on USAID, doing transgender

2:34:45monkey studies? How come you don't have them?

2:34:47What about the war? How many billions?

2:34:48How come you don't have money to keep the fucking airports open?

2:34:51That's crazy. And these are blue -collar, nine -to -five people.

2:34:55Lerone! I had a Skype thing today, and he canceled this morning.

2:34:58You know what? Skype? People who walk you straight.

2:35:02Oh, yeah? He has a great service.

2:35:03He canceled? He canceled. Why'd he cancel?

2:35:05Couldn't do it after six.

2:35:07I was like, why? Because I was thinking I'm watching this, and he didn't let

2:35:10me walk in. You should be fine with TSA.

2:35:13It's all fucking propaganda. I love you, brother.

2:35:15I love you, Joey. On the flip side, I'll be in touch with your wife,

2:35:19my love. Get back here in a couple weeks, okay?

2:35:21Six weeks. I love you.

2:35:23I love you. Thank you.

2:35:23I love you, too. All right, guys.

2:35:26Love you, man. I love you, motherfucker.

2:35:27Travel safe. Sorry. Fight your panties.

2:35:30Stay black. Go, go. Stay black.

2:35:33Brendan, stay in touch. Yes, sir.

2:35:35Love you. All right. Here we go.

2:35:36You got it, brother. Main event time.

2:35:38Is Yvloev gotten into the Oxagon yet, or is he walking right now?

2:35:41No, he's walking right now.

2:35:43Interesting. This is such a technical fight.

2:35:44He had Yvloev walkout second.

2:35:45I wonder how they made that decision, because he's an England guy.

2:35:48That is weird. Yeah, and Lerone's undefeated, too.

2:35:52Maybe. Must be. And then sometimes it just depends who walks based off the red

2:35:56or blue. They might have flipped a coin.

2:35:57Who fucking knows? But in England?

2:35:59He's the number one contender.

2:36:00Yeah, he's ranked number one.

2:36:02One versus three. Imagine that, and he sees Diego get that second fight.

2:36:06Wow. He's like, this is...

2:36:08Listen, I like Diego, but the UFC pushes him like a motherfucker.

2:36:11Well, they should. He's a bad motherfucker, but give the guy a chance to figure

2:36:16out how to beat Volkanovski.

2:36:18It was way too soon.

2:36:19It's way too soon. Volkanovski knows what to do with him.

2:36:22And he fought exactly the fucking same.

2:36:23Didn't cut off the hot gun.

2:36:24What the fuck are you doing?

2:36:25I don't think he could.

2:36:25I don't think he developed more skill.

2:36:28There's no way. There's no way.

2:36:30And Volkanovski was super confident going into that fight.

2:36:32You want to know the smart thing?

2:36:34No fighter's ever going to do this, because you get a title shot, you got

2:36:36to jump at it. But his team should have said, mm -mm.

2:36:38Let's wait. Push it. Is Khabib going to be in the student's corner?

2:36:42No. I don't think he fucks with that team.

2:36:44They're not from the same team.

2:36:45Oh, they're not from the same team.

2:36:47He's a problem, though. Dude is a problem when it comes to grappling.

2:36:50He's a beast. He looks like a problem.

2:36:52And he's a physical specimen.

2:36:53And if he has to, like, his boxing's not terrible.

2:36:55Like, his striking's better than, like, Khabib's.

2:36:57Right, but you ain't going to see none of that with Lerone.

2:36:58Lerone is too sharp. Oh.

2:37:00Too sharp. Lerone is super...

2:37:02So this guy's going to try to take him down...

2:37:04100%. Yeah, he'll shoot from...

2:37:06I would imagine. Right away.

2:37:07I would imagine 100 % he tries to take him down.

2:37:10Because Lerone catches people coming in, too.

2:37:13He's sneaky. Like, he's real...

2:37:15Lerone's a problem. Real fast.

2:37:15What is this, 170? Real tactical.

2:37:17145. 145. 145 with arms like that?

2:37:20Jesus Christ. He's got to be 160 right now.

2:37:24He's a problem. Yeah. But whoever wins this fight, it's such an interesting matchup for

2:37:28Volkanovski, too. But now when I look at him, I believe that 1500 push -ups.

2:37:32I still don't, but that's fine.

2:37:33Look at the fucking build on this cat.

2:37:35You don't believe that he could do 1500 in a row?

2:37:38I was trying to compare other people.

2:37:39Mayweather was claiming, which I don't know if it was...

2:37:41A million. 1300 in a day.

2:37:43So he would do sets of 100.

2:37:45Right, but he doesn't look anything like this.

2:37:47Sure, sure, sure. But if he's knocking out like a...

2:37:49If he does 1300... I mean, this dude is like...

2:37:52He is super jacked. You do it like 100 at a time or something?

2:37:55Yeah. Right? So many people were saying you'd have to do 60 consecutive sets of

2:37:5925, which is one every two and a half seconds for an hour straight.

2:38:0525 every two and a half seconds?

2:38:07One push -up every two and a half seconds.

2:38:09Oh. Sets of 25. You have a minute to do 25.

2:38:12But how would you break it down with sets of rest and all that?

2:38:16You don't have to. You have to do it for 60 minutes straight.

2:38:18You have to do it for 60 minutes straight.

2:38:1825 there's no rest so you do 25 quick you could do that easy and

2:38:23then how much time do you break if you start up you Have to start

2:38:25every minute 25 so a minute break, so how much time would it take him

2:38:30to do? 25 That's what I mean, three four so if you do 25 and

2:38:3525 seconds, that's easy He could do that easy and then you rest the rest

2:38:38of us the 30 seconds and you bang on another 25 it is possible I

2:38:43don't know about easy no not easy that minute that minute 35 is getting started

2:38:4825 in 30 seconds is easy To start yeah, you could do that, but when

2:38:54you're about 40 minutes in but but a guy in that kind of shape could

2:38:57bang out 25 and 30 seconds for the first You know X amount of sets

2:39:02the problem is you get to like the 30 that's what I'm saying 35 40

2:39:0645 That's crazy. He just said he was doing it.

2:39:08It was a thousand to start.

2:39:09It was a Different boxer we gotta see a video of it and I had

2:39:13there's no video of even the other guy doing it.

2:39:15He should upload it Who's the other guy?

2:39:18I had it here. Hold on Coats Oh, Kostya's zoo.

2:39:24Yeah Kostya's zoo the boxer That's who he was talking about That's who he was

2:39:28talking about He would do a thousand a day and he was copying his Interesting

2:39:33Maybe he does those Russians are built there from a thousand a day.

2:39:36That sounds doable I believe it's a thousand in an hour still But it is

2:39:41crazy though. I want to see it and then jump ropes after that, but he

2:39:44said fifteen hundred though Yeah, that was jump jump roping after that thousand.

2:39:49I can fuck with fifteen hundred so that that's where I'm like, all right, but

2:39:51I I'm not saying you can't I want to see it I was also not

2:39:54saying this These quotes were coming out from his fight like earlier in the year

2:39:58like a year ago and they're getting reposted all again right now and like No,

2:40:02one's gone to film. I'm doing jumping rope is oddly hard because it's very easy

2:40:06way and look at him, bro.

2:40:08Oh, jacked is That guy that's got some extra tendons.

2:40:13That dude looks preposterous. Look at that shit going on in between his tits That's

2:40:18that's striations son. Yeah, that guy's that's straight jack.

2:40:22Yeah He's a vicious grappler Someone tried to do it and got up to 730,

2:40:28but I mean how many times he stopped guys?

2:40:31No, even if he did fifteen zero that's his that's his problem.

2:40:34Why they're delaying his title shot just like the John Fitch shit Even the decisions

2:40:39then fifteen hundred and ninety minutes.

2:40:41Think about Piotr Jan and Marab Dwabish Willy decision Fucking amazing fight.

2:40:47Yeah, fucking amazing But that's really that's not this right.

2:40:50That's not exciting. The decision isn't the problem is the way he is winning the

2:40:55decision Striking is the problem.

2:40:57Everybody wants people to strike.

2:40:58So why not have a Muay Thai league?

2:41:00Tell me Muay Thai with MMA gloves They I mean Zufa boxing is this thing

2:41:06that they're doing. Yeah, I've been trying to sell Dana on this.

2:41:08He's not having You don't listen to me.

2:41:10I try to sell Dana on combat jiu -jitsu.

2:41:13He's crazy. I tell him he's like He sent me some good fights as I

2:41:16sent him every good fight that I find every good fight that I find wild

2:41:20kickboxing fights They still not buy it Masasaki Nori You know, I sent him all

2:41:26these yeah Yeah, good chance all these cats fucking people up over there and one

2:41:29I'm like look man. This is exciting.

2:41:32Like everybody loves the stand -up fights.

2:41:34These guys have to stand up Yeah, that's all they do they have to no

2:41:37one's having boring fights over there now It's like somebody's missing out somebody should do

2:41:43it Somebody should have like a strike other than one like some American bass promoter

2:41:47should have like a big It's just weird Glory that what about that glory was

2:41:53kickboxing still kickboxing. They had that for a while Not what you're talking about.

2:41:56Yeah, but I'm talking about with MMA gloves at Muay Thai.

2:41:59Yeah, I mean you could do kickboxing I'm down for that too.

2:42:03That's exciting too, but never been big over here, though Yeah, but it's just cuz

2:42:06they didn't sell it, right?

2:42:07It's not that it's not even those little tiny dudes were fucking awesome to watch.

2:42:11There's bare -knuckle boxing. Here we go Here we go.

2:42:14Well Jorge Masvidal's promotion. I'm the commentator.

2:42:17Oh, yeah, I get a Dominican Republic April.

2:42:20Oh boy Have fun Here we go round one.

2:42:26Here we go Let's see You had big head the fucking back on that cat.

2:42:36Yeah, he is Jack. Maybe can't do fucking 3 ,000 pictures Here we go This

2:42:42is interesting because you do not want to grapple with Yves Louave and you do

2:42:46not want to strike with the wrong Such a contrast in styles and both undefeated

2:42:51Such a good fight, bro.

2:42:52This better not be a stinker This is a stinker to woof.

2:42:56Yeah, it's gonna be tough.

2:42:57Woof I wonder how that London crowd is usually they're pretty bonkers.

2:43:03Oh, they're probably hammered by now.

2:43:04Yeah, what time is it now?

2:43:05Well, there's six hours ahead, right?

2:43:07Yeah, so it's 11. It's almost midnight Black dude is English.

2:43:11Yes, and you missed Eddie.

2:43:13He got shot in the neck and in the face On the streets.

2:43:17Yep What caliber no clue It seems crazy crazy I'm surprised I'm surprised evil of

2:43:30hasn't shot yet Oh I think get him to the cage and shoot It's definitely

2:43:40gonna eventually try oh He's trying to strike with he's he's trying to get him

2:43:43commit and then he's gonna shoot.

2:43:44Mm -hmm. That's all he's doing Oh Well, he's still good at striking.

2:43:49Yeah, that's the thing is striking is not like, you know, like to be back

2:43:52in the It's my fucking king kind of strike.

2:43:54He's had fights where he just strikes it's decision, but Could we be it would

2:44:01be fun to see vocal obviously trying to figure this out?

2:44:04Yeah, it would be very interesting.

2:44:07Yeah, that's why I'm all about it No way his dick's that big right?

2:44:11They just don't that's hilarious.

2:44:12That's right. They just don't want him to be the champ You know, they just

2:44:16know we can't have that they don't want a guy winning decisions to be the

2:44:19champ And I think that's kind of crazy.

2:44:21I think whoever's the champ should be the champ I know but whoever can win

2:44:24to do numbers, buddy. I get it.

2:44:26But like come on What are we is this fighting with rankings?

2:44:30And I mean is there no skill sets and rules and judges your own by

2:44:35TKO? Which owns the WWE?

2:44:37Yeah, but stop I don't fight fighting is fighting whoever is number one should get

2:44:42the title shot. I agree I Just think it has to be pure if it's

2:44:49not pure if it's subjective I think the UFC has to be pure it takes

2:44:53to stay on track. It should be pure.

2:44:55Oh nice kick to the body but able to have That was nice.

2:44:58That's the problem with being not wanting to be taken down Every time the guy

2:45:04moves forward the real thing that you're worried about is the takedown and sometimes snike

2:45:08strikes sneak through because of that I I wonder how long you will have to

2:45:15entertain this though, Bubba. You don't want to stay on here too long You don't

2:45:20but also Lerone has not been that successful.

2:45:23No, he hasn't he hasn't done anything that hurt him or stopped his progress and

2:45:28Evil web is the one pushing you didn't get him the cage and then shoot

2:45:31maybe He keeps going for that overhand.

2:45:34Yeah, he's looking for shots man.

2:45:36He's given no indication that he's trying to grapple not yet He's backing out of

2:45:40it's coming range, you know, but he got clenched, but he backs out It might

2:45:44be weird if imagine if his strategy was trying to knock Lerone out.

2:45:48I hate that Like patty well, maybe you just well, maybe he's like look I

2:45:52gotta get some I think he's trying to lose them up.

2:45:55I think he's trying to lose some up and then he'll start it is five

2:45:58rounds. Yes The guy can do 15 ,000 push -ups in 30 minutes probably isn't

2:46:05to worry about gassing out, right?

2:46:09Damn, though his striking looks good.

2:46:11Yeah, and the thing that's the thing though with Lerone like he's always worrying about

2:46:14the clinch and the Takedown it tightens up your striking evil is about the fuck

2:46:18around find out though. He could Yeah, he's about to find out I bet he

2:46:24shoots soon. He's a guy.

2:46:24Oh, there's a nice little time right there He's starting to find the timing.

2:46:27I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.

2:46:28Look at me. Check that low kick right now He looks good on his feet

2:46:34man. I mean, I'm impressed He can't play this game too much long.

2:46:43I don't know man watch But he's doing it different than pico right yes like

2:46:49a lot of stuff Pico is very reckless.

2:46:51Yeah, no feints come speeding in a lot of Murphy goes He said this in

2:46:55the pregame interview goes pre -fight interview goes I'm she uses aggression against him He's

2:47:00gonna run into a shot like evil.

2:47:03Oh, it's too smart for that.

2:47:04He's not like over committing.

2:47:05No, he's given a lot Yeah, yeah, it's smart Good check.

2:47:11Oh, how did I ankle there for a second?

2:47:14Good faint Towards the end of the round Spitting backfist You give me we give

2:47:26that round you below Well, he was pushing right, you know, and it didn't Lerone

2:47:31didn't land anything of significance But it's like evil have only lands at a couple

2:47:36of shots. He did land a good body shot tough one to score.

2:47:38Yeah, real tough But the pressure that he must be getting to try to finish

2:47:47fights and strikes and strike with people I want those Russians give a fuck.

2:47:51Hey, wait. Is that Tiago Alves right there?

2:47:53Yeah We're just talking about what Mike Brown's his coach Trains at a team.

2:47:58Yeah, you think he's getting pressure Joe?

2:48:01I Mean he must yeah He should have had a world title shot a long

2:48:04time ago, but he might be like, I don't give a fuck I know no

2:48:08no no no no no they all want the time They would have gave him

2:48:10pressure fucking four fights ago.

2:48:12He does decision guys got probably got to be nuts Yeah, he's just trying to

2:48:15win all right And he just tries to win however he can and that's unfortunately

2:48:20his way of winning is well think that Hamzat got pressure in the DDP fight

2:48:24Oh, yeah dominate him like dude come on lay and pray people hated it guys

2:48:28people hated that fight shit Charles got shit for the fuck I know People hated

2:48:33that fight again Dana talked shit about that fight, which I can understand I didn't

2:48:37I appreciate but I understand because when it's for the BMF title what do you

2:48:43want me to do fight like an asshole?

2:48:44Come on. That's how you fight.

2:48:46That's how you fight. There's expectations on there Yeah, you know, I'm saying it's don't

2:48:50call BMF then. It's just a fight.

2:48:52It's a fight. They're two bad motherfuckers Charles was better period That's the that's the

2:48:57fight. I loved it. I enjoyed it It doesn't have to all be exciting to

2:49:01me I like watching a guy being able to dominate a guy and I liked

2:49:03watching max defend the fact that he was able to defend those chokes in the

2:49:07first insane respect You know max is a bad motherfucker dude never quit best kept

2:49:13trying Till the end. They gave him his black belt after that.

2:49:16I know. Ooh, bro. Eve Luev just got off a one -two and a nice

2:49:21body kick. A little partially blocked, but the fact that he didn't even kick in

2:49:25the arms like that. Because Lerone is not really hurting him.

2:49:29Not getting him off of him.

2:49:31There's a nice right hand.

2:49:35But very defensive, right? Super defensive.

2:49:38Not really pulling that trigger.

2:49:39Thinking that that shot is coming eventually.

2:49:41I'll tell you, one thing worse than winning a decision via wrestling is winning a

2:49:46decision via bullshit striking. UFC hates that.

2:49:51He's getting the wrong info, dude.

2:49:53I think rounds where nobody did anything significant, it should be an automatic draw round.

2:49:59You shouldn't give anybody. You're like, how are you going to win that round?

2:50:02You didn't do shit. Nobody did anything to draw.

2:50:04It's got to be clear that someone landed some good shit.

2:50:08Lerone had him out. Yeah, let's say if less than 40 strikes landed, the round

2:50:13is considered a draw. Yes.

2:50:15By each fighter. 100%. Not 40.

2:50:1740 is too high. That's a lot.

2:50:19You can fuck somebody up with 40 strikes.

2:50:20Two dudes just dancing around.

2:50:22Less than 10. Nothing clean.

2:50:23There's some fights less than 10.

2:50:25Some rounds. And Gano and Derek Lewis.

2:50:26That was crazy. There's a ton of fights where you see two significant strikes.

2:50:29Michael Ben and Page. Yeah.

2:50:31That fight. Oh! He's a little bit of a good overhand right.

2:50:33He's landed some shit. He landed that overhand right.

2:50:36Ooh, nice jab. Yeah. But for your Evil Lov...

2:50:41It's like the pressure on these guys right now is so big.

2:50:43Oh, dude. Because you know you're going to get a touchdown if you win.

2:50:45But for Evil Lov, it's like you're getting this pressure.

2:50:49No one's telling you to strike with it.

2:50:50Like, the pressure would be get him down and look for a submission.

2:50:53Well, I think he's just showing that he could stand with him as well.

2:50:56And then eventually he's going to get the opportunity.

2:50:59I mean, we're only in round two.

2:51:01Right? And he hasn't even taken a shot.

2:51:03Hasn't even attempted a shot.

2:51:04Nice low. So, he got him in the calf there.

2:51:07Is he just trying to lure Murphy in, get his guard down, and then shoot?

2:51:11I mean, for sure. For sure.

2:51:13He's trying to find an opening.

2:51:15I mean, it's got to be part of the strategy.

2:51:17But it's also opening strikes to him because Lerone is clearly worried about that takedown

2:51:21attempt. Lerone usually throws some wild shit, but he hasn't yet.

2:51:27I know. He's spamming a lot of things.

2:51:29Yeah. They aren't going anywhere.

2:51:30Yep. It's interesting. It's just like he doesn't want that distance where Evluev can possibly

2:51:36take him down. God, I feel like Volkanovski's on such a different level than these

2:51:40two. He does everything so fucking good.

2:51:43Looks like it now. But this is also because this is a really, really evil

2:51:47match. High stakes, high stakes fight.

2:51:49Agree. It's a sneaky fight.

2:51:52Oh, nice kick to the body, too.

2:51:53Evluev's had a few of those.

2:51:55Look at that wheel kick.

2:51:57Oh, uppercut. Man, the takedown was there, though.

2:51:59Bro, Evluev is landing shots, man.

2:52:02I think he's winning this round.

2:52:04Yeah, definitely he's winning this round.

2:52:06And it's crazy because it's just striking.

2:52:08Yeah, what a wild concept.

2:52:10I know. Everybody thought that Lerone was going to have a giant advantage on the

2:52:14feet, and it just doesn't look like that.

2:52:16I'm sure Lerone thought that, too.

2:52:17And now he's like, fuck.

2:52:19I know. You never thought that Evluev would be outstriking him.

2:52:23And it's also, look at that.

2:52:25Does he have any knockouts on his resume?

2:52:27Lerone? No, no, no. Evluev?

2:52:30White dude. No, sir. No.

2:52:31No, sir. No knockouts. The decision's his thing.

2:52:33Doesn't mean he can't do it.

2:52:35No. The opportunity's there, but it's not really his thing.

2:52:38He's not a good submission artist, either?

2:52:39He just likes to... Oh, he is a good submission artist.

2:52:42Okay. What does he like?

2:52:43Like rear naked or arm triangles?

2:52:45You know what? He just doesn't get a ton of finishes anywhere.

2:52:49In the UFC, I don't think he's had any.

2:52:51Uh -uh. Ooh. That's not good.

2:52:53No. How many UFC fights has he had?

2:52:55Well, he almost got tapped by Diego.

2:52:56Diego Lopez had him a couple of times.

2:52:58And who won that fight?

2:52:59He did, but I don't agree with it because I felt like Diego was the

2:53:03one that put him in danger.

2:53:04Those submission attempts need... They need to count for more.

2:53:08Prior to, he had two...

2:53:10One tail by punches, rear naked choke, another rear naked choke, another rear naked choke.

2:53:15That's an M1. Another rear naked choke.

2:53:17But you see when he plays with the big boys?

2:53:19Yeah. First UFC fight, decision, decision.

2:53:21All decisions. All fucking decisions.

2:53:24That's why the UFC's like, buddy, we can't...

2:53:26We can't be having this, son.

2:53:28Okay. Damn. All decisions. Yeah.

2:53:30Holy shit. But it's interesting because he's the one...

2:53:32Look, it connects. He's the one moving forward.

2:53:34He beat Rafael Diaz by punches.

2:53:36Bro, he just cracked him again with an uppercut.

2:53:39He's getting the better of these exchanges.

2:53:41It's very interesting. Good round for Yves LeWeb.

2:53:43Well, you wonder how much Strike and Murphy did because I'm sure the focus of

2:53:47the camp was take down defense and wrestling and they get in there.

2:53:50And that's why I think fucked up Max Holloway, too, because with Charles, he's probably

2:53:54like, it's BMF. It's BMF.

2:53:56Really? I think so. Because Max typically has pretty good takedown defense.

2:54:00I think he's like, yeah, we're fucking paying.

2:54:02I think Oliveira is that good.

2:54:04I think he's that good.

2:54:04He's fucking good. The way he was hoisting Max in the air and slamming him

2:54:07to the ground, he does that to a lot of people, man.

2:54:09He gets double underhooks on you.

2:54:11You're in a bad spot.

2:54:11Yeah, he took down Chandler.

2:54:13Charles is a bad motherfucker.

2:54:15He's strong. What do you do next with him?

2:54:16He's fucked. You know what you do next?

2:54:17Who? You do Arm and Charles for five rounds.

2:54:20Because if you remember when they fought, it was three.

2:54:22Arm and beat him. But that last round...

2:54:24That was another one where I felt like you should have given it to Charles

2:54:26because Charles got near submissions a couple of times.

2:54:29And at the end, he got dicey.

2:54:29And Arm and didn't really have a position where he was almost winning.

2:54:32Charles almost won a couple of times in that fight.

2:54:34I want that rematch, five rounds.

2:54:35Oh, I like that. I like that.

2:54:37I was talking about fighting Conor.

2:54:39Conor got one over me.

2:54:40He's talking about coming back.

2:54:41I'm calling off a loss.

2:54:41I just want to cut weight.

2:54:42I don't want to cut weight.

2:54:43We could do it at any weight just about getting it back.

2:54:46Okay. I'm saying it. That's it.

2:54:48That's the fight right there.

2:54:49Let him fight at 170.

2:54:50That would be massive. No takedowns.

2:54:53170. No weight cutting. No takedowns.

2:54:55BMF on the line. Let's go.

2:54:56Well it wouldn't be on the line.

2:54:58It wouldn't be the BMF.

2:55:00Dude the BMF isn't real.

2:55:02You make a new BMF?

2:55:03Dude the rock made up the BMF.

2:55:06He invented it? No. Yeah he did.

2:55:09No he didn't. Yes he did.

2:55:10Look it up. No. The rock invented it.

2:55:13He handed it to him.

2:55:13Is it his idea? I'm pretty sure he's like BMF.

2:55:16Really? I'm pretty sure it means you don't know.

2:55:18That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Pretty sure the fucking actor the rock made up BMF.

2:55:23That's hilarious. The BMF is a weird one.

2:55:28The good thing is the boys still get paid like it's a title fight though.

2:55:30That's the good thing about BMF.

2:55:32But that's why there should be more weight classes.

2:55:34So guys can make more money.

2:55:35It's crazy that on Paramount they'll get a good close up shot of the belt.

2:55:40And it says bad motherfucker.

2:55:41You would think they would have burned that out.

2:55:43Oh look at this. Here it is.

2:55:44Here it is. Oh shit.

2:55:45Boom. Gets him down. Plenty of time.

2:55:48Oh shit. Back to his feet though.

2:55:49Now it's on. It's a whole different fight now.

2:55:51He's just going to be attached to his ass right here.

2:55:53He said Nate Diaz made up the belt.

2:55:54That's what it says. He coined the phrase.

2:55:57BMF. BMF. Post fight interview.

2:55:59Oh interesting. And the rock just handed the belt out.

2:56:02Yeah. The whole thing's fake.

2:56:04So that's cool. Damn he let it go.

2:56:06Look at that. He ragdoll him for a bit and let him know this shit's

2:56:09real. Damn. I'm shocked he let it go.

2:56:14Khabib would have never let that go.

2:56:16No. No no no. Khabib was a finisher.

2:56:20Well you know you got to remember the Conor fight lasted more than one round.

2:56:23I mean these guys they want to cook you.

2:56:25True. If he got him down in this round and we're only in the second.

2:56:29That's a good sign for.

2:56:30We're in the third now.

2:56:32Oh this is the third.

2:56:32That's right. The people commenting on Twitter.

2:56:38Oh nut shot. Nut shot.

2:56:40For Eve Luev. Yeah. No for Murphy.

2:56:42Really. Interesting. Now it might be British tweeting that.

2:56:46So you never can take those things too serious.

2:56:48God I thought the second round.

2:56:49I have it 1 -1.

2:56:51That was a clean nut shot right there.

2:56:54That should be an automatic point.

2:56:55Oh damn. You know I once proposed an idea to when I worked for the

2:57:00UFC in the production crew.

2:57:02I said why don't you make like the ultimate nut shot highlight and they shot

2:57:07it down. They thought it was the dumbest thing ever.

2:57:09I was like dude. It's a foul.

2:57:11Nobody wants to make that highlight.

2:57:12Can you imagine that? The best nut shots.

2:57:14No we can't have that.

2:57:15Eye pokes and groin shots should be an automatic point.

2:57:18But you know when there's a nut shot in the UFC and then the guy's

2:57:21resting and then they show the replay everybody in the audience goes How about Cody?

2:57:26Oh you know what I'm saying?

2:57:27You know what I'm saying?

2:57:28LaRonne just caught him with a wheel kick.

2:57:29You know what I'm saying?

2:57:29When Cody Guyber was thrown up?

2:57:31It was crazy. He brought a bucket into the octagon.

2:57:33He's hurling into a bucket.

2:57:34He hit in the nuts to throw up.

2:57:35How about Gilbert Ivel versus Was it a Vanderlei Silva?

2:57:40A Pride 11? He got kicked in the nuts and his nut was hanging outside

2:57:45of his cup. So it wasn't like a nut shot pain.

2:57:48It was like my nut got crushed.

2:57:51And that was the end of the fight.

2:57:53He didn't recover. It was over.

2:57:54Gilbert was a sad It was over.

2:57:56That happened to me once in a taekwondo fight.

2:57:58Your nut got caught outside the cup?

2:58:00My nut got caught by the cup.

2:58:01My nut swole up. Oh god dude.

2:58:04Didn't something happen in jiu -jitsu where you pissed blood for a while?

2:58:07Yeah. Yeah. I was rolling with Einstein and I didn't have a cup on.

2:58:11He went to pass my guard by slicing his knee through and he hit me

2:58:14dead on the dick. Oh.

2:58:16Just like center punched my dick.

2:58:18That was horrible. You were pissing blood?

2:58:19Oh yeah. I jerked off to see if I could still if my dick was

2:58:23broken. Cause I was thinking whether I should treat it like a nose.

2:58:26Where it's like it's just broken.

2:58:28No. I was like it's just bleeding.

2:58:30Let it just bleed. Or should I treat it like I'm bleeding from an organ.

2:58:33Go to the doctor right now.

2:58:35And I was like well let's see if it works.

2:58:37Bro science. And it worked.

2:58:38It worked. It worked. It was so gross.

2:58:40I shot it into the toilet bowl.

2:58:42Was there any blood in the nut?

2:58:44100%. Oh shit. It was blood in my piss.

2:58:46It was blood in the nut.

2:58:47What was it like 20 % blood?

2:58:4880 % nut? It was concerning.

2:58:50But it just went away?

2:58:52It just went away. Yeah.

2:58:53It was so dumb. I was like if I wake up in the morning and

2:58:56it's really hurting I'm gonna go to the doctor.

2:58:58And it didn't. So I was like okay.

2:59:00Yes bro science. Was there bruising on the shaft?

2:59:03No. That was internal. It got smushed.

2:59:06It got literally like flattened.

2:59:08It's like the knee just like that was the last time I ever rolled without

2:59:12a cup. I'll tell you that dog.

2:59:13You know a couple fucking popsicle sticks and some athletic tape would have fixed that

2:59:17shit. I always talk about those MMA shorts from Diamond MMA.

2:59:21Those are the shit. Compression.

2:59:23Compression shorts with that cup that is like perfectly contoured.

2:59:27Yeah. With the right amount of cushion on the edge.

2:59:29That's the shit. That thing.

2:59:31It doesn't restrict your movement at all.

2:59:33And that compression shorts really holding in place.

2:59:36I fucking hate cups though.

2:59:37But really the best one is the Thai steel cup because it hurts if you

2:59:41hit it. But you gotta wear it like a thong.

2:59:43Yeah it sucks. It goes up your asshole.

2:59:45Yeah they should make it hurt real bad.

2:59:47They should put like spikes on the outside so if you want to kick the

2:59:50balls you're gonna fuck your foot up.

2:59:51I wonder if anybody ever takes one of them Thai steel cups and puts it

2:59:55in compression shorts like that.

2:59:56For sure. That would be the move.

2:59:58That's the move. That would be the move.

2:59:59Get a steel cup the shape of those diamond ones.

3:00:02It would hurt when you kicked and stuff.

3:00:04Yeah. It would irritate the shit out of you.

3:00:05But like the diamond one doesn't hurt at all.

3:00:08It's like perfect. Offers perfect protection, but the steel one so remember Amir Renavati.

3:00:14Yes Amir used to wear his Thai steel cup and practice one time He mounted

3:00:18me and stuck it in the middle of my chest and I almost tapped just

3:00:21from him mounting me Yeah, all the great fight.

3:00:23Oh, it was horrible. He was he was tapping me with his dick Arm bars

3:00:28are evil too when you got steel cups You got a good combination at the

3:00:32end of that round. It looks like you got him.

3:00:33He cut him Who cut who Eve love cut Lerone right there?

3:00:37Oh He got off a good combination round.

3:00:41Oh, that's a bad cut dude.

3:00:42It's above the eye. So it's a nightmare That's a bad cut, dude.

3:00:46That's a big one man.

3:00:46That's a whole eyebrow cut He looks concerned Jamie are they saying on the cans

3:00:52who's winning Word interesting In that look at this could be oh, oh that was

3:01:05a nice one He could be injured just because he's not going for any takedowns.

3:01:08No, they're just silly I was he went for that one takedown.

3:01:11He looked fucking great. Look he's landing combinations here, man That's crazy that I would

3:01:18have thought that evil would be the one why pressing Lerone up against the cage

3:01:22t and off on him and cutting him Look at look at his car So

3:01:26three rounds down you got to go to two to two to one probably right?

3:01:29I would two to one evil or it could be three zero I mean, yeah,

3:01:33it could be yeah, because that first round could have that's a bad placement for

3:01:37a cut now I felt like that second round is the one that made me

3:01:40think evil have won that round me, too But in that third round, especially at

3:01:44the end there was Popping that cuts a problem, man Horrible spot for it's also

3:01:50he's been getting touched, too.

3:01:51It's not like he's not getting hit that cut.

3:01:54He's getting touched Oh, that kick to the old Another one to take a fucking

3:02:00point dude I know Dude, he's at this point you gotta take You can't do

3:02:04another fucking warning. I don't understand this.

Fight Companion - March 21, 2026