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0:15you who do you mean by those people uh you know you know it's changed

0:22over the years the horns i don't know you know you mean band members who

0:28are you talking about uh stuff uh music music industry dude yeah we're just talking

0:33about we should tell people we're talking about if you hum a song just like

0:38fuck around and like you know like the cocaine song you know what i mean

0:42if you play eric lapton if you do that you'll get flagged on youtube they

0:48and they take money from you how desperate is that it's gross like you can't

0:52even hum a song you can't like what are you talking about you can't even

0:57hum in the future you're not even going to be able to fall in love

0:59they're going to charge you for it how are they going to do that well

1:01you won't be falling in love with a person anymore people would be outdated people

1:06come with problems i ain't coming on no bot no ever what about in one

1:11no what will they do with it keep it yeah maybe that's what keeps them

1:15alive imagine that let me think about it for just a second you gotta fuck

1:19her every day to keep her alive if you don't she starts shriveling up on

1:22you like she's on ozempic oh so she's latina you're saying keep her plump you

1:29gotta keep her you gotta keep uh you gotta keep the juices flowing huh there'd

1:32be guys that would sign up for that okay i could i think i could

1:35do that but day 5026 in a row you'd be like oh my god i

1:41can't do this yeah and then she's dying why is she dying she's electric isn't

1:46she she only gets powered by cum oh oh it's sad and three days with

1:52no cum she shuts off and that's it and you can't bring her back i'd

1:55shut her down quick i'll tell you that dude she would be you'd have to

2:00let your buddies fuck her just to like keep her alive oh that's gonna be

2:03gross joe it would be and it would be sad and stuff like that and

2:08you'd have some buddy like late at night like hey bro loves her yeah he

2:11loves her what's your wife doing like texting you like 4 a .m bro if

2:15you need me to keep her alive yeah he's over there stroking it while he's

2:18on the phone with you bro plug your wife in for a little bit bro

2:21let me chart yeah let me come over there we're getting close did you see

2:24those ones they have at the consumer electronics show in vegas the dancing ones no

2:29it's an ai companion that's a robot it's like a very pretty lady and her

2:33mouth moves and she talks and it's not there yet but it's in the neighborhood

2:38you know it's not at the right door but it just entered the community you

2:42know what i mean you think so you know some communities have that awning like

2:45welcome to like paradise estates and you go through there's all the houses in the

2:48subsection yeah it's in the door right it's in the door it's just not at

2:53your house hidden oaks or whatever exactly or hunter's glen or racist cove or whatever

2:57the fuck robot has made it through onto your street it's just not at your

3:02house yet and it will be in five to ten years my kids aren't fucking

3:07robots they will if you have kids they're gonna fuck robots no they won't you

3:10won't be able to stop them all their friends are gonna be able to do

3:12it it'd be rude it'd be like keeping them off social media that's crazy dude

3:17if you keep your kids off social media they feel left out they're like come

3:22on dad let me get snapchat like no son i want you to concentrate on

3:27your homework and your football come on dad come on dad let me get snapchat

3:32no one look your dad wakes you up early he's like look one of you

3:35little bastards left the freaking cum robot in the yard which one delirious covered in

3:43cum all your friends fucked it that's sad but i do think that one day

3:48our smiles will be in a museum that's where we're headed it's like the feelings

3:52are starting to disappear you know maybe that's what autism is like severe autism oh

3:58i've thought about that a lot that that's why we're getting to some of like

4:01the only way we could get to this place if we get to this data

4:04-driven place where it's like you know alien -esque things start to feel alien -esque

4:09here is because of um autism leading uh it's when autism mixes with um what's

4:16it called our societies based on money capitalism when autism and capitalism converge things got

4:21really weird right and think about it right we don't know exactly what is causing

4:26autism they have a lot of suspicions a lot of them have to do with

4:29vaccines and different medications and different chemicals and pollutants and all sorts of different things

4:33and cologne too one thing we could all agree on and tylenol they think too

4:38right but one thing that we can all agree on it's a big factor is

4:44stuff that we've created it's a big factor whatever it is let's not put the

4:49blame on any one of these industries but there's something going on where more people

4:53are getting autism now than ever and it seems almost positive that it's coming from

5:01us that we did something human society well if you think about where human society

5:07is going wouldn't that be a way to turn us into something new right if

5:13we were going to merge with machines what better way than to like eliminate empathy

5:18eliminate emotions make us like able to like stay at home and stare at a

5:23screen for hours at a time with no concern whatsoever just the kind of social

5:29detachment along with the integration of all this crazy new technology and the people a

5:35lot of the people that are in the tech business at high levels are on

5:39the spectrum oh dude yeah they're on the fucking diving board of the spectrum and

5:43they're the ones bringing in ai they're bringing in the next version of life kind

5:49of i mean almost like we're thinking it's like a mistake but it might not

5:54be it might be like a crucial part of the system when you get further

5:58and further integrated with technology and all the stuff that you need to make it

6:03and all the stuff that's involved in capitalism including like lying about what mechanic medications

6:08kids needs and giving them this give it And that lying about what kind of

6:11what the pesticides do or the chemicals do or, you know, whatever it is, what

6:16is that ultimately doing? If it's if it's leading people to be on the spectrum

6:20more and more often, what if one day it's not one in 12 in California,

6:25if it's 100 percent? Yeah, everybody.

6:27You got a full spectrum society and there's no regular people left.

6:31Yeah, you have to think about that.

6:33If it's one in 12 boys right now in California and it used to be

6:36like one in 10 ,000, this is like an invasion.

6:40Right. Like an invasion of like a way that people think that's entering into human

6:48civilization. Yeah. And I feel like it was I agree.

6:51Right. So then it's like those.

6:53And then if you don't have this like uprising, this emotional uprising out of people

6:59of like, you know, like this is wrong, because I think like, you know, when

7:03you get real database and like that kind of like tis a mask type of

7:08energy, I think you're not you know, you're not thinking about some of the like

7:13how it affects you as much or maybe just you're able to like roll into

7:18that nest of like this is this new digital landscape and those people fit well

7:22in it. Does that make any sense?

7:23It does. It does fit well.

7:25And they do fit well in it.

7:27I know a lot of people that are spectrum me that are very happy just

7:30being online all the time.

7:32Yeah, that's what they do.

7:33And dude, maybe that's what's supposed.

7:35Yeah, that's the scary part is like, what if that's what's supposed to happen?

7:39Right. And the rest of us are just like because I'm like, I think a

7:41romanticist, you know, I'm thinking like, oh, yeah, a porch and a rocking chair.

7:45And then, you know, but, you know, other people are like, yeah, we're coming in

7:49robots and shit like that.

7:50And ordering bagels through our fucking brain cells and shit, you know, like it's just

7:54like we're thinking of autism as a flaw, but it might be a feature.

7:59But is it what is it?

8:02OK, is it what nature wants or is it something that we're creating that is

8:06heading us down a very dark path?

8:07I feel like it's not not autism, but all of it in conjunction is the

8:12second one. It might be what the universe wants.

8:15It might be how it goes.

8:17Like there has to be some sort of a pathway from territorial primates to something

8:26new. Right. Does there? I think so.

8:29Yeah, because otherwise we would still be single celled organisms.

8:32Everything's moving in a general direction of more complexity.

8:36OK, right. That's fair. So if it's moving in a general direction of more complexity,

8:40we're and with all the technology that we're making, like we're moving into some fucking

8:44weird place. Right. Wouldn't it be better if you just like easily accepted that?

8:48And what better way than if you're one of those dudes that's on the spectrum

8:52that loves to chill at home and play video games, just stare to screen?

8:56Doesn't really need a lot of human contact.

8:57Yeah. One of those fucking data wiggers or whatever they call them.

9:00Yeah. Those fucking tech monkeys or whatever.

9:02Yeah. Those guys are just all about it.

9:04They're all about it. They're wearing Apple watches and the fucking Apple watch.

9:09Apple watch. Whoop neck brace.

9:10Yep, yep, yep. They had to do with a fucking whoop neck brace.

9:12It was like it kept updating on his watch.

9:14It's like your neck's still broken or whatever.

9:16He's got a whoop cock ring.

9:18That was crazy. So you can fuck his robot.

9:20Bro, you blink twice and you're fucking, yeah, like it shoots GLP ones in your

9:25nuts. It's just like it's all too, but it's happened too fast, bro.

9:29And it's too much and it starts to be like, is it being controlled?

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11:24Dude, here's something that I was— It's being controlled by a small amount of people,

11:27which is always scary. That's scary.

11:29It's always scary when a small amount of individuals have insane amounts of power and

11:35wealth. And that's what's going to happen with this AI thing.

11:38And that's what happened with tech.

11:40Look what happened with tech.

11:41With tech, the vast majority of the people that are involved were all, like, heavily

11:47left -wing, very progressive. Like, kind of even far left in a way.

11:51And, look, they pushed the entire country's narrative in that direction through censorship on social

11:57media, through banning any accounts that didn't, you know, didn't kind of commit to the

12:02narrative. Russiagate. Yeah, Russiagate, anything about Hunter Biden's laptop, anything about vaccines being deadly, or,

12:10you know, maybe it came from a lab.

12:12All that stuff would get you kicked off.

12:13So it was all moving in this one ideological direction.

12:18That's, like, literally the conversation the entire country's having, and there's no other output.

12:24But before we go, we'll see you next time.

12:24Before, you know, there was a few of them that came around, like Gab and

12:28some other ones, some social media sites that were like a response to that.

12:32But they never really took off, right?

12:35Nothing took off yet. Not really.

12:37You know, there's some people that are on threads and there's some people on Truceau.

12:40But the reality is, if you're not on Twitter, you're not really going to connect

12:46with most people. That's the giant majority of people having conversations.

12:50And it was all completely controlled by a small group of people with one ideology.

12:55But then didn't all those or half of those people move over to the other

12:59political party when Trump got elected?

13:01Like, you know, I'm saying like Zuckerberg was on the left side.

13:04Bezos seemed like a very left leaning guy.

13:07And then they're all just so that's what made me start to think, oh, none

13:11of these guys are really on a side.

13:12There's this other third side that a lot of us can't see that is just

13:17kind of commandeering or fabricating or like infiltrating both sides.

13:23If I could hum a song right now, I'd hum the Pink Floyd song, Money.

13:27Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

13:28Yeah. Because that's what they were protecting that chatter.

13:32That cash, baby. Protecting that cash.

13:34I mean, look how many people are fucking moving out of all these states that

13:37are trying to impose wealth taxes.

13:38They're trying to steal money from the people that are the most successful.

13:42I was reading something about Massachusetts and how much this lady was reporting about how

13:46much Massachusetts is lost from that.

13:50Because people leave the state.

13:51Their businesses leave the state.

13:52New York is having the same problem.

13:54Like Kathy Hochul lady, you know, now she's asking people.

13:58I don't know how to say her name.

13:59I don't care. Yeah. Get a better name.

14:02Who cares what her name is?

14:03Yeah. She's asking people to go to Palm Beach and tell people to come back

14:07to New York now. Because we're losing tax base.

14:10Like, come on. Of course you're losing tax base.

14:12You can't just arbitrarily decide that because someone makes more money, they deserve to give

14:18you more money. And then what have you done with the money you have?

14:23That's the best part. Oh, a shit ton of waste and fraud.

14:26And have you corrected any of that?

14:28No. So your solution is what?

14:30More money? Yeah. Okay. Fuck all the way off.

14:33Of course these people are going to leave.

14:34You're a bunch of incompetent stooges and you're in charge of all the money in

14:39the state. And that's dumb.

14:42Yeah. And that's why Chevron moved out of California and Tesla moved out of California

14:47and In -N -Out Burger moved out of California.

14:50We moved out. We moved out of California.

14:52We're not companies, but we're people.

14:53We might as well be companies.

14:54We're small companies. But it's like you can't just say we're going to take more

15:00money and that'll fix it.

15:01But you don't think billionaire.

15:03Yeah. Especially, dude, what has happened like with this follow -up to the Somali fraud?

15:08Like all of these fraud buildings where it's like blatant, there's no businesses, it's just

15:12a sign on the door.

15:14And like it feels like there's no follow -up to it.

15:17There's some. There's some. There's some people that are being prosecuted right now.

15:20There is a bunch of investigations regarding Minnesota, regarding California.

15:26They're getting in there. They have to get in there now because it's been exposed

15:29nationally. But the real question is how did it go on for so long?

15:33How did you allow it to happen for so long?

15:36They knew. They've all known.

15:37If you want to know like what's real bad, what's real bad is like the

15:42amount of money that California has wasted if their solution is to try to tax

15:47people. Have you ever seen like what they did with the high -speed rail?

15:49Yeah, nothing. They spent billions of dollars.

15:53There's some guy who broke down how much China, how much high -speed rail China

15:58did in the same time that it took California to do their high -speed rail.

16:03It's actually funny. I've done some rail out of China, I'll tell you that.

16:08I don't think it's the same stuff.

16:10Yeah, it's different. I think we're talking about different things.

16:11But no, China, dude, they're doing.

16:14Dude, it's weird when you start thinking, hey, China looks like a good place to

16:17live. They've got their shit together, I'll tell you that.

16:20A lot of these places with kings, they really know how to run things.

16:23They do a real solid job.

16:26They fucking do. Poland's got their shit together, dude.

16:29They do have their shit together.

16:30And they were communists not that long ago, you know?

16:32Poland's got their shit. But they don't let any of this influence Spain, I feel

16:36like, is taking their shit back.

16:38True. They're picking up their toys.

16:40I've got to find this.

16:41Here it is. This is actually funny.

16:44When you see, like, the comparison between, like, what China's done and what we've done

16:49in the same amount of time.

16:50Yeah. It's actually kind of funny.

16:52Oh, I want to say thanks, too, to this lady, Sarah Wycheck.

16:55I just gave, she just came and helped me get blood a little while ago.

16:58And she was, she's just a nurse practitioner.

17:01And you could tell she was just working hard.

17:03She hooked you up? Yeah.

17:04She was just, like, you know, showed up and just, like, just got it done

17:07for me. You could tell she just, like, is a hardworking lady.

17:09I admire hardworking women. Oh, what about hardworking men?

17:13Do you like them? That's it, Jamie.

17:15Well, they should be. So, look at this.

17:17Things that happened faster than.

17:18Who's this fucking gooner, though?

17:19Who's that dude? Is that Nelk?

17:23Fuck, he fell off. Things that happened faster than building the California high -speed rail.

17:28China's entire high -speed rail network of 30 ,000 miles.

17:32Our LA to SF segment would have taken them two months.

17:36Dubai, going from barren desert wasteland to barren culture wasteland.

17:40Timothee Chalamet's entire existence. iPhone 1 through 17.

17:46And the internet. Follow for more bullshit.

17:50I love that guy. That's Harrison Baum.

17:53Good for him. That's crazy, isn't it?

17:55It's crazy. And they just took billions of dollars in taxes and they go, oh,

18:00we're working on it. Yeah.

18:02But everything is fraud. You're starting to realize it's all fraud.

18:06If it's not fraud, it's waste.

18:08And it's bureaucracy. So they keep the money coming in.

18:12So they keep people working.

18:13But the people don't do anything.

18:14And we can't even fucking keep the TSA workers.

18:17Dude, I fucking snuck a half handful of goldfish to a fucking TSA worker the

18:21other day. The edible ones.

18:22Just to fucking keep them going, dude, out there.

18:24You gave them some goldfish?

18:25Yeah. They're not even getting paid.

18:27I know. They just started getting back pay.

18:29But still, it's just crazy.

18:30But the fact that that's like a...

18:32Crazy. Like that they're the least priority.

18:36Like, bro, flying is fucking super important.

18:39You dummies. You want to keep the economy going?

18:41You got to let people fly around.

18:43They got shit to do, man.

18:45You can't just fucking not pay the TSA people, you fucking idiots.

18:49How come you get paid?

18:51How come you get paid?

18:53I'm just sick of this shit.

18:54And I'm sick of rich people not putting their fucking kids over in these wars

18:58and shit like that. Put your fucking honky ass kids up there.

19:01Let them go shed some fucking blood.

19:03Especially if you're asking for it.

19:04Especially if you're out there fucking bullshitting, dude.

19:07Put your fucking honky little fancy ass fucking kid up there, man.

19:11That shit makes me mad, bro.

19:12Well, I think there's also a problem.

19:15The people that I've talked to that have served overseas and have been involved and

19:19deployed in military operations and seen a lot of shit, a lot of them are

19:24of the opinion that you shouldn't be able to make those decisions if you've never

19:28been to war. You don't know what it is.

19:31You don't know what you're sending people to do.

19:33It doesn't mean you're not still going to be a tyrant because there are some

19:36people like clearly Netanyahu has been to war.

19:39You know, he's been he was in the military.

19:41He was involved in some shit.

19:43Was he? Yeah. And he was like a special forces operator in Israel.

19:47And clearly he doesn't mind going to war.

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21:03I think most good people— War is a unique term.

21:06War is a fucking terrifying thing.

21:07But I mean, I wouldn't call it war, but I— You mean what they're doing

21:12right now in Gaza. Yeah, and I'm not jumping on you.

21:15Well, the one in Iran is war.

21:17That's war. Iran's a real enemy.

21:20You know, it's a different— Are they enemy to America?

21:23Well, what they are is the largest country in terms of, like, state -sponsored terrorism.

21:29They're the largest sponsor of terrorism.

21:32But also, you've got to think, why?

21:35You know, and this is not excusing anybody for Islamist ideology because it's scary because

21:42they want a global caliphate, right?

21:44They're radicals. But you've got to go back to what happened in that country.

21:48And if you go back to what happened in that country, they tried to nationalize

21:52oil. Iran was, like, a westernized country.

21:55Girls were wearing miniskirts. Everybody's hot.

21:58You've seen that video from the 70s of Iran?

21:59Oh, yeah, bro. Everybody looked great.

22:01Tits are popping. Just popping.

22:02What happened is, slowly but surely, and quickly at first, because when they tried to

22:08nationalize oil, the CIA swooped in, and they fucking got that guy out of office,

22:14and they allowed these Islamic radicalists to start running the country.

22:20Well, that's when Hezbollah started, right?

22:22I don't know exactly when Hezbollah started, but the point is, the country was doing

22:27fine before we monkeyed with it.

22:29And we monkeyed with it because they were not getting enough of the money from

22:33the oil. So it was the British Petroleum Company, I think, put into perplexity the

22:38story of Iran, their government being overthrown.

22:44I think it was in the 1950s.

22:46So when you see, like, how it all played out and why it is what

22:51it is today, Jesus Christ, you'd be mad, too.

22:54Yeah. And when you're mad and you're surrounded by bigger enemies that all have nuclear

22:58weapons, you don't even have nuclear weapons, wouldn't you be trying to make them?

23:02You know what I'm saying?

23:03Like, I'm not saying Iran should have nuclear weapons.

23:05I don't think anybody should have nuclear weapons.

23:06But Israel gets to have them?

23:08Allegedly. This is the problem.

23:10Allegedly. Everything's allegedly with them.

23:12Allegedly. Except for the genocide.

23:14You know, they don't officially have them.

23:17Right. I don't think they admit they officially have them.

23:20And you know who is a big opponent of Israel getting nuclear weapons?

23:23JFK. JFK. Hmm. Yeah. That's what a lot of people think led back into the

23:29left. Oh, yeah. Before they killed him, who?

23:32I don't know. So the Iranian Revolution, also called the Islamic Revolution, was a mass

23:36uprising in Iran, overthrew the Shah's monarchy in 1979, replaced it with an Islamic republic

23:42led by Ayatollah Rula Khomeini.

23:46Um, shout out Rucco. They call it a nickname.

23:49I want you to go back to the national, ask it a question of what

23:52was the events that led to, um, them trying to nationalize their oil?

24:00Here it is. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, no, that's not

24:06it. So the, what, what was, uh, banned real opposition using secret police to surreal

24:12jail? I would just put into, ask another question.

24:15What were the events that took place after Iran tried to nationalize oil?

24:21Just ask that question. What are the events that took place when Iran tried to

24:29nationalize oil? Bro, fuck oil.

24:31I'd rather walk if this is the shit that's going to come out of all

24:34of it. You feel me?

24:34The problem is it's not just oil for your car.

24:37It's everything you use. Plastic is, these petroleum -based chemicals are responsible for medicine.

24:44But it's also getting in our nuts now and people can't even fucking read anymore

24:48because of it. So it's like, what is all that stuff helping us anymore?

24:51Yeah, here it is. So Iran's attempt.

24:53Nationalized its oil in the 1950s, unfolded as a chain of political, economic, and international

24:59confrontations centered on Prime Minister Mohamed Mosa, how do you say his name, Moga Day?

25:04Mosa, Mosa Day? Let me see, Mosa Day.

25:07Mosa Day, and British -controlled Anglo -Iranian oil company, I'll walk you through the key

25:15events, but it had to do with who was in control of the oil before

25:19that, like who was making the money before that.

25:22I know Perplexi's going to give us the fucking tinfoil hat story of how it

25:26went down, but the bottom line is, people are making a lot of money over

25:32there in oil, and they wanted most of the money, and they got boxed out,

25:36and then they wound up with a fucking psychotic dictator.

25:40Yeah. And a lot of the, I mean, if you look back on what Iran

25:44looked like when it was a westernized country, like, damn, we should have fucking supported

25:49whatever the fuck was going on back then.

25:51I know. I think, do you feel like we used to do things that were

25:54better, and then we got, uh...

25:57Here's the tinfoil hat version.

25:59I love how Perplexity gives you a tinfoil hat version.

26:03Nice. The story's basically, Iran tried to take back its oil.

26:07The British and Americans teamed up in secret to crush that idea and send a

26:10warning to the rest of the world.

26:11Britain had built its empire and navy on cheap Iranian oil via the Anglo -Iranian

26:17Oil Company, later British Petroleum Company.

26:20So when Mogad Mosaddegh, I don't want to say his name.

26:24I keep fucking it up.

26:26London saw it as a direct threat to its global power and profits.

26:30Elites feared that if Iran got away with nationalizing its oil, other countries in the

26:34Middle East would, beyond, and beyond, would copy, destroying western oil monopolies.

26:40So they were determined to make Iran an example.

26:42Look, bro, we've been monkeying around with other countries forever.

26:46This thing in Venezuela, this real quick thing that happened real quick when they're in

26:50kidnapping dude in Venezuela. Well, a lot of it says it's because these are the

26:54countries that are still outside of the Rothschild's banking system or whatever.

26:58Have you seen that thing?

26:59I have not. Where it's like, there's the countries that are still not on that

27:03list or something? This is tinfoil stuff, I think.

27:07Or it's absolutely true. I have no idea.

27:09There's a lot going on right now, right?

27:11I'm feared, dude. I'm scared.

27:12I'll be honest with you.

27:14Yeah, you should be. I'm scared.

27:16Well, it's a scary time because this is a real hot war.

27:18And people are scared. People come up and people tell me about it.

27:21I was in an Uber yesterday and there's a man in there.

27:25He was driving. And he's like, we need a revolution, you know?

27:30Oh, boy. He's like, you have a voice.

27:32He's telling me stuff like that.

27:33And I was like, dude.

27:34Don't take Ubers anymore. Stop taking Ubers.

27:36Rent a car, motherfucker. I'm not renting a car?

27:40Why would you rent a car?

27:41You don't rent cars? Bro, you think I'm going to go be at the...

27:44Renting a car is insane.

27:46You have to check under it, see if there's any dents in it, if there's

27:49any like... And then you have to do all this stuff?

27:53Renting a car is an nightmare.

27:54Dude, I will tell you this story, though.

27:55One time we did rent a car.

27:58And we got a dent on it, like a pretty good dang.

28:00And we fucking... We caught a pigeon and had it shit over the dent to

28:04fill it in whenever we turned it in.

28:06No, you didn't. This is not a true story.

28:08Yeah, we did. You caught a pigeon?

28:10Yeah, you think it's hard to catch a pigeon?

28:12I do. Bro, bring up a pigeon getting caught.

28:15Mike Tyson had a lot of them.

28:17Bro... Yeah, but he raised them.

28:18Well, he had to get them.

28:19He had fucking autism in his hands after a couple years.

28:22You don't think... You think it's hard to catch a pigeon?

28:25The dumbest bird ever, dude?

28:27And he just put the shit over the dent?

28:29Yeah, you hang it over.

28:30Oh, the shit. How big was his dent we're talking about?

28:32Dude, these fucking pigeons shit all day, Joe.

28:34So you just hold them there until they're done?

28:36Yeah, what are you, some kind of shit cop or whatever?

28:39Yeah, we fucking put him over the dent, bro.

28:41That's why God wants you to help.

28:43That's my insurance. Oh, okay.

28:44This one's all fucked up, though.

28:46That's not fair. That's because he has American health care.

28:48It's United Health Care. Dude, here's what I want to know.

28:53Like, I guess, yeah, like...

28:54Yeah, I don't know, man.

28:55Everybody just feels scared, and it makes things scary.

28:57Well, they should, because a lot of things are getting exposed right now.

29:01You know, there's a lot of fraud, and you're seeing it at the highest levels

29:04of government. And people are also scared, because no one's getting in trouble for things.

29:09Like, no one's getting in trouble for the Epstein files.

29:11No one's getting in trouble for...

29:13Yeah, that's almost disappeared, kind of.

29:14Well, that's part of what happens when there's some sort of a big social thing.

29:18One thing that's in the past that leaders have used to cover up problems at

29:25home is a fucking war.

29:26I'm not saying that that's why they bombed Iran, but that would be a way

29:30to do it if you're that psychotic, you know, and if you were thinking about

29:34doing it anyway. You might be able to justify it.

29:38People have always done that also to stay in power.

29:40Oh, yeah. And even Bill Clinton said that about Netanyahu.

29:44Bill Clinton said Netanyahu wants war so he can stay in power.

29:48For sure, dude. People call him the Yamaka Hitler.

29:51Who is it with these people?

29:52Everybody does. Which people? Countless.

29:54Come on, people? Huh? What are you saying?

29:56What do you mean people?

29:56Are you talking about black folks?

29:59No! I don't know what you're saying.

30:01I don't know what you're saying.

30:02I don't know what you're saying.

30:03Okay. Let's not draw conclusions.

30:05Okay, yeah. Okay. He seems like a great guy.

30:07No, really. Well, it's just a scary time.

30:11It's a scary time because people are willing to blow people up with fucking drones

30:14and missiles and they're shooting into apartment buildings and blowing up schools and it's like,

30:20fuck, man. And we didn't hear.

30:22I think that we've been poisoned.

30:24I do think that we've been poisoned.

30:26How so? Because I think that like we find out that our food is a

30:30lot of our food is poisonous, right?

30:32A lot of our food is not good for us.

30:33Yeah. Sorry. Not good for us.

30:35Yeah. So we have a healthcare, we have food that is made to be not

30:38good for us. And then we have a healthcare system that'll just kind of take

30:42care of you, right? Barely.

30:43Barely. So then you start to create this other, like you're going to need your

30:47autism gang that are up there running shit, but then you're going to need this

30:51sort of like mollusky sort of like the worker bees.

30:54And that's what the rest of us start to become is worker bees because, you

30:59know, you're on antidepressants killed like the, the vibe and the energy of so many

31:03people, right? Like the opioid epidemic, like you, you broke apart so many families and

31:07ruined. hope in so many like kids and parents and homes and like um the

31:12the uh the covid where you shut down recovery rooms and places where people were

31:17meeting and so they were so disconnected and then it's like you just you start

31:21to wonder why there's no uprisings because there's no there's nothing rising up inside of

31:25you anymore because a lot of your your vitriol has been killed people are jerking

31:30off into fucking robots and even just on car batteries and shit in some of

31:33those videos online but car batteries people will come on everything what happens when you

31:37hit the the two posts i don't know dude does your jizz explode i gotta

31:44be grounded i would have to go yeah right that's a real fucking you don't

31:47want that jolt coming back to the tip you imagine if it was like one

31:51solid stream and the electricity jumped yeah made it back to the tip but dude

31:57that could happen too with that robot if you're trying to hump that road right

31:59and that thing shorts out phones short out you remember those uh those old phones

32:05that would blow up in people's cars like the note it was one of the

32:08note series like people's cars would catch on fire if you left it plugged in

32:12yeah yeah what if that happens to your dick and people would always you know

32:16what i'm saying and people would just always leave it plugged in next to their

32:19wife at night for fucking no reason right on top of your wife just balance

32:24it on her burst in flames and lights are on fire but you know her

32:27successor i i think we've been poisoned just enough to like it feels like just

32:32to hurt but not like we just have to start i think it's a time

32:36where like we have to try and work on our and like look inside of

32:40ourselves and i don't know do i sound fucking preachy i'm sorry no you don't

32:44sound preachy but i think you're on to something there was some file i didn't

32:50read it but a bunch of people and they were trying to think of different

33:05ways to make people docile and stupid and unmotivated yeah and they were talking about

33:11different medications putting stuff in food all these different strategies to keep people stupid yeah

33:18and this is our own government us united states of america well that's another thing

33:25is that not treasonous i agree so why and yeah it just feels like there's

33:29no recourse and i know like you start to think well this is how a

33:33lot of people have lived their entire centuries in different countries and stuff like that

33:36like they live under this type of oppression and like fear all the time but

33:40it feels new here i want to know what exactly could you put that into

33:44our lovely sponsor perplexity and find out what the fuck was said in that cia

33:48document what what were they actually planning because it's the the idea that there's people

33:54in government that would just say fuck millions of people in their potential in life

34:01yes let's tank their potential so we can get our agenda through easier without them

34:06being upset let's ruin millions of people's lives or at least dampen their dreams i

34:14don't squash their hopes make them stupid and lazy make their kids sick make their

34:19yeah make it put pornography and and let it be into the home so that

34:23um it's accessible everywhere so marriage is getting ruined and relationships get ruined and guys

34:27are just spunking out on wherever and so they don't so there's no energy there's

34:31no like there's no fucking desire inside of people to overcome and it's like yeah

34:36we have to just try and do better one day at a time for men

34:39like their ambition in life is often connected to wanting girls to like them yeah

34:45or guys to like them whatever it is and purpose creating but that's the other

34:49part purpose and creating is like the ultimate that's like the the ultimate is it's

34:55almost like you're doing a service like whatever you're doing if you're doing it your

35:00best your real reward is that people enjoy it whatever it is whether you're a

35:05carpenter or a musician or whatever it is if you're doing something at your best

35:10yeah the ultimate reward is people enjoying it yeah that's the ultimate enjoy but you

35:15you have to figure that out in life you're probably thinking of declassified ca mind

35:20control and behavior modification experience like bluebird artichoke artichoke is it that's it especially mk

35:26ultra which did run in the 1950s and 60s okay bluebird mk ultra what does

35:31make people stupid and cognition uh cia uh efforts to use drugs hypnosis and other

35:38techniques no that's the interrogation that's different uh perfect concussion effort often referenced alongside mk

35:49ultra explicitly explored using sub oral blasts to erase memory whoa erasing or degrading memory

35:57is practically a way of disabling a person cognitively even if that is not described

36:02as making them stupid in official language well yeah we're just it feels like we're

36:07just stuck in an experiment i feel like this is not it this isn't it

36:10no uh this was so why don't you run a search for recently disclosed cia

36:17files to make people i mean i had docile in first and it didn't give

36:23me anything better um okay using put in using vaccines to make people stupid or

36:35suggesting vaccines make people stupid uh i hesitate now why because it's taking me to

36:42somewhere talking about this on face perfect i love facebook but the conspiracy theorists are

36:50looking pretty sane right now okay this is evie magazine okay what's going on here

36:57you have to type in your email or they won't let you watch but yo

37:01i don't think what you're saying the things you're saying i don't think that uh

37:04that doesn't seem like an american idea to me well it's not it's okay jim

37:08forget it but it's not an american if you can't find is it okay if

37:12you can't find it please do can you do google too where you can't do

37:15it yeah good just look everywhere dude have you noticed some things are harder to

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38:46Well, this is probably going to be hard to find because I think this is

38:49one of those ones that is, like, it's on X.

38:52Right. I know, like, people are going over it, but I don't know if it's

38:54even been verified. This is one of the reasons why I wanted to put it

38:57through perplexity. Because there's a lot of stuff you read.

39:00It's just a complete horror, especially today.

39:03April Fool's, motherfucker. Is it?

39:05April Fool's. Yeah. Don't get tricked.

39:06Fuck. Stay off the news.

39:07I just gave some random lady my blood in the parking lot.

39:10Oh, no. She's going to use that for a ritual.

39:12Good. She's going to clone you, son.

39:14You're going to have little baby Theo's like those little videos that pop up of

39:16us. Yeah. Dude, my favorite part of the video is at the end when you

39:21just kind of bounce out of your chair.

39:22Quit laughing so hard. Is this it?

39:24This is it. Okay. What does it say?

39:27I have a video. Someone's talking about Project Archer.

39:30Hmm. What does Project Archer, what does it say, essentially?

39:36That's Kim Iverson. She's pretty good.

39:38White Iverson. Artichoke. So this says, look, we've got this grand idea of how we're

39:44basically going to drug people and do all kinds of weird experiments on them to

39:47see if we could control their minds.

39:49These documents don't show that anything was actually done.

39:51It just shows that we've got these really crazy ideas.

39:53And they're extremely unethical, inhumane, terrible, terrible ideas.

39:57The 1977 leak of documents say, oh, yeah, well, actually, the government did it.

40:02They did all of those terrible things they said they were doing in that previous

40:05memo. They did it. And now here's some of the archives that we have from

40:09when they did all of those terrible things.

40:11So, okay. These documents, special research for artichoke, dated April 21st of 1952.

40:15The memo proposes developing long -term covert drugs that could be slipped into daily life.

40:22Drugs that were, quote, administered over considerable period of time, possibly being placed in food

40:27or water that caused either agitation or depression.

40:30These should include chemicals or drugs that could be effectively concealed in common items such

40:35as food, water, Coca -Cola, beer, liquor, cigarettes, et cetera.

40:39And should also be capable of use in standard medical treatments such as vaccinations and

40:45shots. We can do all this other experimentation, which nobody will know about.

40:49It's sneaky. Sneak it into their Coca -Cola.

40:50Sneak it into their beer, their cigarettes, their vaccines, their medications.

40:53Let's sneak it all in.

40:54Yeah. All those wild conspiracy theorists, they strike again.

41:00They have no morals. They have no ethics.

41:03They have no humanity. These documents, I mean, these people are inhumane.

41:06They're sick. They're twisted. This is terrible.

41:08Yeah. Way to go, Kim Iverson.

41:11She killed it. She used to be on, which show was she on?

41:16Not Breaking Points. What was the show that they did before Breaking Points?

41:20Kim Iverson? It wasn't 227, was it?

41:22She got booted off because Fauci was coming on and she wanted to question Fauci

41:26about the COVID vaccines. And they kicked her off the show and she went independent.

41:31Good for her. Which is how it always goes.

41:33Yep. Yeah. You can't talk too much shit, even though it's pretty obvious.

41:38That guy's a criminal. Pretty fucking obvious.

41:40That guy's a liar. Lied in front of Congress.

41:43Was responsible for gain of function research that led to who knows how many fucking

41:47people dying of a man -made disease.

41:49Whatever, whatever. Just don't question.

41:51You can't work here anymore.

41:53You're not playing ball. Yeah.

41:54You're not playing alone. Like, look, but now she can do stuff like this.

41:57Good for her. That's nuts that your tax dollars pay for that.

42:01Them figuring out how to make people stupid.

42:04How do I make Theo stupid?

42:05Let me slip something into his Coca -Cola.

42:07Let's figure out if it works.

42:08Let's experiment on random people and see what kind of results we get.

42:12And here's my question. Well, did you know whenever they introduced antidepressants, that changed like

42:18the cognitive therapy side of things like in therapist's office.

42:22It totally revolutionized, like industrialized therapy.

42:26And it ruined a lot of people, I think.

42:29Like, one of my goals is to get off of antidepressants completely, man.

42:33I want to feel how I'm supposed to feel so I can have thoughts and

42:37actions that, like, make me feel connected to the world.

42:43That shit makes you feel dead, man.

42:45So why did you take them in the first place?

42:47Because I was in a bad relationship 20 years ago and I was having a

42:51tough day at school. And they fucking put, they gave them to me and then

42:55I never got off. Really?

42:57Because when you get off, it's that, I think we talked about this once, it's

43:00hard. Yeah. It makes you more depressed and more fucked up and you're all imbalanced

43:04and you're, you know, probably you're addicted to them.

43:06Yeah. And so I, that's one of my goals is, and I noticed like, um,

43:10for me, I've been taking like methyl blue.

43:11I've been doing some things like, and I'm working with a doctor to help me,

43:14but I want to, I'm going to get there and I'm just going to start

43:17to take the power back of myself more.

43:19Well, they say that exercise is like many times greater in its effect at alleviating

43:27depression. Dude, I wake up and I do my yoga and I do like a

43:3135 minute workout. I'll do like six exercises, five runs of it in a row.

43:36That's. 30 exercise burn through them bitches and i'm a and i'm if i do

43:41that when i get up in the morning bro i am good yeah i'm fine

43:45all day and i'm also i'm more positive because i've already taken care of myself

43:51in a way that i feel is sufficient enough for me to keep operating and

43:55moving forward but yeah i want to get away from the well that's the medicine

43:59man which is really crazy that's the medicine it's just hard for people to take

44:03because it requires effort and it requires discipline you have to do it when you

44:07don't want to do it and there's a lot of times you're not going to

44:09want to do it a lot of times you're feeling kind of fucking tired when

44:13we have to and i think that's what yeah maybe we just yeah like i

44:16just need to i just need to keep going this is the best i've been

44:19doing i think why don't you hire a trainer you got some cheddar you got

44:24some cash son you're making that paper why don't you hire a trainer i do

44:30i hire a dude that's cool that'll come over your fucking house every day my

44:35body he doesn't have to touch your body joe some of them do well you

44:38got to get new ones they're doing something wrong but some of you got to

44:42say no i am saying no repeat after me no no don't touch my butt

44:48when i'm in a deep squat it doesn't help i don't like that song i'm

44:51gonna take your asshole that's gonna make you want to explode to the top ready

44:54go he's knuckle deep in your bunghole trying to convince you that it's so you

45:00can get more reps yeah he's fucking oh that's gotta happen like a fucking big

45:08jack gay trainer like praise on guys that are kind of weak with small hips

45:13he's like i bet you can't do this with your with my cock in your

45:16butt and you're like that's a crazy who cares why are you suggesting yeah yeah

45:21but the crazy part is dude i had a trainer one time if you were

45:24doing like a dumbbell press he would kind of squat you from the he would

45:27help he would help you from the elbows kind of okay that's fine but when

45:30i noticed this one time he rubbed his dick around your butt did he he's

45:35right behind you no he didn't i don't know you're blocking it out maybe that's

45:39why you need therapy i don't know bro dude if some i know all the

45:46dicks i've ever seen in my life dude all of them yeah how many have

45:50you seen jesus christ honestly it's not that many alive and in person count them

45:55on one hand probably james only seen a handful of dicks and two of them

45:58are ari's ari's pissed in fucking kombucha bottles in this room so many times he

46:07is such an animal he is kombucha he has kombucha in him i feel like

46:10it's all kombucha he doesn't have piss anymore it's fermented no but this guy would

46:13touch my elbow and he would kind of like must he would do a slight

46:16like massage on him and that's when it kind of cooked me up you got

46:19a vape in here by chance joe or no we got this you want a

46:23cigar we got smelling salts you want a cigar no they make me sick they

46:27do yeah it makes me feel sad sad yeah no i gave up on those

46:32nicotine vapes are very addictive yeah boy i know i give it they make you

46:37great they grab you grab for them you want to take a hit off of

46:40them you know even if you i and i decided at one point in time

46:43i'm not taking these anymore i'm stopping with oh i remember dude remember you and

46:46i were using one time we kept using that thing and yeah oh there's something

46:51in them it's not just the nicotine because like these things like alps i have

46:56no problem not taking these i went on a trip like a 10 day trip

47:00i didn't bring any nicotine pouches i didn't miss it at all i was fine

47:04well i'll say this but not those vapes dude those vapes call you yeah some

47:08of that shit's a lot bro they call you but yeah you got to kind

47:12of manage it or whatever but yeah you ain't managing shit so you're right you're

47:21right about that okay girl okay you know i think out of all the things

47:27that are you know not a drug drug but you know nicotine is kind of

47:31a drug but you know obviously could be totally functional on it that's the one

47:35in the vapes that's the most addictive and and it but yeah you're talking about

47:38like recreational type not like antidepressants things like that oh yeah yeah yeah of course

47:43of course not like cocaine or you know yeah but but here's the thing about

47:47them man they're only good for one hit yeah it's the first hit of the

47:50day the first hit off a vape is fucking wonderful yeah you're like ah oh

47:56yeah i'll blow that smoke on your mother son nature just shines down upon you

48:00just feel relaxed but it's only one after that you're just chasing that dragon and

48:06you keep you're not getting anything out of it yeah everything you're just getting like

48:10nervous like oh and you're like hitting it again your fucking hands are shaking you

48:14go too far but you don't get that one feel it's the same thing with

48:19a cigarette with a cigarette really what you want is the first couple of hits

48:23yeah and you get that lightness of head like ah and then put it down

48:27yeah the problem is you're always chasing that dragon and you never get it that's

48:31why everybody loves the first cigarette of day they sit there with that first cigarette

48:34day and a cup of coffee and you're like i got ideas yeah like i

48:40got fucking ideas write this down write this down you know a lot of bands

48:44wrote most of their music on cigarettes like tony was talking about pink floyd dude

48:49the declaration of independence people were probably hitting cigarettes back then for sure there was

48:53smoking tobacco yeah i don't know if they did pipes or what have you back

48:56then i wonder when the cigarette was invented because if you think about like pipes

49:00and cigars you don't inhale you just take it in your mouth but cigarettes you

49:05like take into your lungs i wonder when the first dude figured that you got

49:09to like suck it all in oh to get a full hit probably probably for

49:13sure he wanted to suck everything oh cigarettes bananas what have you they were smoking

49:19cigarette or just as drinking smoke when christopher columbus and his crew discovered indigenous people

49:25in the caribbean oh you mean christopher columbus was or the indigenous people they observed

49:31indigenous people in the caribbean in quotes drinking smoke oh yeah but this is going

49:36back that i don't that's probably drinking and smoking chris co was off that shit

49:40bro he was off that shit bro did you ever read the things that christopher

49:44columbus did when they came to america he was a boss i heard he was

49:49an evil man was he he got to be an evil man who needed the

49:51a fire props was and he said whatever yes he were Oh my god, they

49:52would cut people's arms off if they didn't bring them the right amount of gold

49:56They were killing babies like they did some horrific shit, man, huh?

50:01They did horrific shit maybe all the people that they found because they found these

50:05people had gold and you know they Like if you think about how crazy it

50:10is that Mexico speaks Spanish, you know crazy that is No crazy it is that's

50:17so far away from Spain.

50:19Oh, that's a good point.

50:20They all speak Spanish And they're Catholic.

50:22Gee, what do you think that happened?

50:24Cortez. Yeah, that motherfucker showed up in the 1500s with like 600 dudes and 12

50:30muskets. They had like 12.

50:32They didn't even have musket rifles They had musket pistols.

50:36He was a boss and they took over the whole fucking country.

50:39I Know kind of crazy Like if you think about all these years later, they

50:43all speak Spanish now. Yeah, that's nuts Well, do you think we could do something

50:48like that now? Like what do you think is gonna happen?

50:50With Iran? No, just with I mean like I feel like the shit that's happening

50:55out there is gonna come here eventually well, most certainly will yeah, you know, I

50:59mean if Homeland Security doesn't stop it in its tracks and they're doing a great

51:05job of preventing a lot of them You know, there's a lot of things that

51:09they catch that you don't even hear about that are like terror cells they Infiltrate

51:14and but they know there's people in this country That was the most fucked up

51:18thing about people being all Nonchalant about the border being wide open for four years.

51:24Yeah, because men of military age entered into this country from foreign countries and we

51:29have no idea Why we don't know if they're just?

51:33Honest people looking to make a better life for them and their families and money

51:36back home That'd be best -case scenario, but that's not all of them.

51:40So what percentage of them are terrorists what percentage of them?

51:43There's not it's not zero.

51:45It ain't zero Yeah, but what also it's like It's all just a cat -and

51:50-mouse game people are like we'll like the Democrats next time it's like But it's

51:54all the same shit has been happening forever.

51:57They haven't been helping anybody forever They're letting fucking politicians slurp on kids all of

52:02our fucking money goes to Israel and they're using it to fucking genocide people It's

52:05like everybody is scared out of their wits right now.

52:08It's like our religious leaders are afraid to speak out and it's like the It's

52:12a time where it's like Satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are fucking

52:15talking about bullshit at the pole It's just like what is going?

52:19I don't know man I gotta get you up from the end of the present

52:21son. You're losing your fucking marbles.

52:23You think I am come hang out with us Just chill.

52:25I'm here. Just chill out of the mothership tonight.

52:27I do have to pee in a little while, but you can pee I'm gonna

52:29pee in a minute man.

52:30We'll let you but no people are just scared dude.

52:32This is shit that I hear from people They won't let you pee until you

52:35give them your guns Really?

52:37That's how they're doing it now But what if you have to wash the blackface

52:40off the president? Can you fucking use a little bit of piss to do that?

52:43You know Canada had this big They had this big gun thing this law they

52:47passed where they made a bunch of guns illegal and they found that only I

52:51think it's less it's a very small percentage of people.

52:54I think it's somewhere in the neighborhood Find out what percentage of people have complied.

52:58They don't have any guns.

52:59Oh, they do Yeah, they do they did they used to well a lot of

53:03hunters up there for sure But there's a lot of recreational guns and handguns and

53:07self -defense weapons that people had that they recently made during Castro's kid when he

53:13was running the country when they Recently made this ban I got to meet Castro

53:18one time No, I want to hear that but once one second but data provided

53:23by Public Safety Canada shows that of March 27 Thirty two thousand four and six

53:27people signed up to participate in the program.

53:29They declared a total of fifty thousand seven thousand five hundred and four hundred and

53:33forty Firearms roughly forty two percent of what was projected But they were talking about

53:38oh, you know has it on this page is Coleon Noir He has it here.

53:44I'll send it to you because we got to do this in Memphis, dude It's

53:49kind of crazy Yeah, you can't let them take away your weapons.

53:53No, because how will you fight?

53:55How will you fight? That's a very good question Yeah, I saw Coleon's video here

54:01it is No, yeah, this is it here play this Type shit right here response

54:10Cool, we're sending police to your house.

54:12The declaration period for firearms owners is scheduled to end next week So far only

54:17two point five percent of the estimated two million affected firearms have been declared and

54:2198 percent of firearms owners haven't made a declaration Canada banned twenty five hundred types

54:26of firearms Canada banned twenty five hundred types of firearms gave gun owners until March

54:2831st essentially today to declare them one week before the deadline Two point five percent

54:33compliance to fuck you point five.

54:35That's not a slow rollout.

54:37That's a full -on rejection So if they're not declaring by next week, what's your

54:41plan minister? The plan we have is as of March the thirty -first the Time

54:46to complete the enrollment Will be will be done and then the RCMP and other

54:54agencies will be Available throughout the spring of the summer to do the collection the

55:01collection Wow collection Like he's speaking about dry cleaning not firearms not property.

55:06It belonged to law -abiding citizens before the government decided So minister you're saying that

55:11RCMP members. We just heard an auditor general report saying we're short thirty four hundred

55:15members We're dealing with a wave of violent crime across this country And you're saying

55:19that your plan is over the spring in the summer to deploy RCMP officers to

55:23go door -to -door to firearms owners And seize their firearms.

55:26So this is a voluntary program.

55:28Mr. Lloyd as you're aware And the RCMP resources and the resources we will use

55:34with law enforcement Does not contemplate in any way using existing resources.

55:41These are additional resources So these are those who are off -duty those who may

55:45be retired Go back to it.

55:47Yeah, I think we're tired of people to go door -to -door It's like their

55:50new ice. There's their officers door -to -door because frankly many police forces Across the

55:55country refusing to participate in your program and here's the part that should make you

55:58good on the floor The minister of public safety the guy running this entire program

56:02was secretly recorded saying the gun grab isn't worth Money.

56:06The minister of public safety accidentally told the truth and he was recorded doing it.

56:11He said that the gun grab is not worth the money.

56:15He doubts local police will have the resources to enforce the Liberals' mandatory gun buyback

56:19program and says the reason the prime minister is sticking with the policy is to

56:22appease voters in Quebec. He privately admitted the police can't even enforce it.

56:27He said they're doing it to win votes.

56:30The guy? This was never all about safety.

56:32Go back to his name.

56:33Go back to his name.

56:35I can't. If you can't.

56:36It was Anananasidigidi. Whatever his name is.

56:38Here's what I'm saying. I want him to go door -to -door.

56:40You go door -to -door, bitch.

56:41You go door -to -door and do this shit.

56:42You go door -to -door, bitch.

56:43You wanna do that? How about you do it?

56:45He's talking about getting retired people to go door -to -door and take people.

56:49You're gonna get someone shot, stupid.

56:51Well, it's just like our draft now.

56:52They're like, now it's 42.

56:53Now it's 47. And you could have a marijuana arrest now?

56:56They're letting anybody in that bitch.

56:58You little weed. What's the big thing?

57:02Come on. But dude, here's the part to me that's like, you start to see

57:06like the chink in the armor or whatever, and no offense anybody.

57:11You're allowed to say that?

57:12Chink in the armor? But they know who they think or offense.

57:15I'm not saying anything about that.

57:16I know you're not, but people think that.

57:19I'm not. Yeah. I hear ya.

57:21But yeah. You can't say spick and span anymore either.

57:24You can't say spick and span?

57:25Well, you can, but you shouldn't.

57:27You gotta whisper it. Hey.

57:29That guy should be forced to go door -to -door.

57:32Of course you should. Go door -to -door in a bright orange vest with a

57:34circle in the center of it.

57:36Yeah. I was just gonna get his name because I wanted to say that guy's

57:38a pussy and go do your own shit.

57:41That fuckin', that frickin' little honky.

57:43Doughboy. Doughboy. Yeah, that little fuckin', that little - Sloppy.

57:46Brand muffin. Yeah. Sloppy muffin top.

57:50Yeah. Get your - That's his name right there.

57:52Gary. And I'm gonna disagree.

57:55And - That's what I said.

57:58Anandasangari. Anandasagari. Canada, they're gonna come for you next.

58:02But here's what's funny to me, Joe.

58:04That's such a crazy - You can't - You're not even grandfathering people in.

58:09Mandatory gun confiscations. They just want people vulnerable.

58:14Of course. That's what we're saying, man.

58:17Yeah. Joe, that's what we're saying.

58:18They want us all vulnerable.

58:19Yeah, they do. They would much rather that because look - But that's what's happening.

58:23What's the difference between America and everywhere else?

58:25One of the big differences, we're fuckin' heavily armed.

58:28Right. That's why it's a real problem to try to take over America.

58:33And it's in our Declaration of Independence.

58:36It's in the Bill of Rights.

58:38It's like that - You know, the right to an armed militia.

58:44The right to keep and bear arms and to have an armed militia.

58:47Like that's - What is the - And people are like, what is that for?

58:49Well, that's to keep you from being taken over by - Right.

58:53Tyrants who have guns. Yeah.

58:55Well, here's one thing that's interesting to me is like, RFK was on not long

58:59ago and he was saying that 75%, and I could be off by a few

59:03percent, of young men can't - 77.

59:07Aren't eligible for military service.

59:09Yeah. So this is the hilarious part to me now.

59:11Now they've poisoned us so much that they can't even, they don't even have healthy

59:16people to serve in the military.

59:18And now they're still like, I feel like these powers that be are like in

59:22this tough spot now. We're like, fuck, we poisoned them too much.

59:24Right. They can't even go spill their blood for us, you know?

59:27Right. Well, they can't. I mean, there's enough that can.

59:31But they're widening these things.

59:32It's like, with the ICE now, they're like, if you're 65 and like have decent

59:36vision, you can be an ICE.

59:37You know, they're letting - It just like, it kept getting bigger.

59:40Well, ICE, you only have seven weeks of training.

59:43Yeah. You think about, that's not even what you get in the police force.

59:48Yeah, it's crazy. Dude, we had more than that for fucking t -ball when I

59:51was a kid. And Mr.

59:53Rick, dude, remember when you had t -ball and your coach was just some dude

59:56who had a name? He was like, that's our coach, Rick.

59:58Just imagine this. Imagine if you had seven weeks of training and you had to

1:00:01go into a jiu -jitsu tournament.

1:00:02I know. You would get fucking smoked.

1:00:05You would get fucking smoked.

1:00:06If you don't know what you're doing, you barely know what you're doing.

1:00:08You're gonna make a bunch of mistakes.

1:00:09Yes, I would, Joe. Seven weeks of training in that is even scarier because you

1:00:14got guns and you're going out in the street and you're arresting people.

1:00:18Yeah. That's, but it's like, more than ever, it feels like theater.

1:00:25And it feels like it's been theater for a while.

1:00:30And it feels like, maybe this is crazy, but it feels like we're at the

1:00:35last cusp before something weird is going to happen.

1:00:38Didn't you say something weird might happen, Jamie?

1:00:40Jamie's always saying that. Jamie's always, he's tuned in.

1:00:42Is he like that? Jamie's got an ear for weird.

1:00:45Even blacks are getting scared though.

1:00:47For real? Yeah. Yeah, but they're more scared of like the Trump movement.

1:00:51You know, totalitarianism and fascism.

1:00:54Um, no? I think they're getting, you know, they see these ostracized, they see these

1:00:59communities of people out there getting abused and shit.

1:01:01And I think it reflects in them somewhere, you know?

1:01:03You mean like with ice?

1:01:04Is that what you're saying?

1:01:05No, with like, uh, like, you know, you see, you know, there's a lot of

1:01:08brown people getting murdered on fucking TikTok all the time.

1:01:11Like, you know, in the Middle East.

1:01:13And I think you see that and it makes them hyped up or, you know,

1:01:15it activates. Well, everybody should be upset about that.

1:01:18I agree. But the idea that there's the only way to solve problems is by

1:01:23dropping bombs on people is, it's so crazy that that's still the move in 2026.

1:01:28But I don't think it's our move.

1:01:29But however, if you are faced with an evil dictator that has his eyes on

1:01:36a global caliphate and is developing nuclear bombs, you can't be all fucking kumbaya.

1:01:43But the question is like, how did, how does that get resolved?

1:01:46Right. That's the question. How do you make sure, how can you even know?

1:01:50That's what I came to ask.

1:01:51Whether they're not capable of having nuclear weapons.

1:01:53And for the last 20 years, they've been preparing and stockpiling missiles and developing.

1:01:59What is the, they have some crazy thing I was seeing online where it's like,

1:02:03they almost like have a mountain and dug deep into the ground.

1:02:07They have these missile elevators.

1:02:10And like the missiles are like hidden deep into the ground where the only way

1:02:14you could destroy that facility is with like a nuke.

1:02:17And they just did it specifically.

1:02:20knowing that they were going to get bombed.

1:02:22Well, they had the, you know, they did Top Gun movie where Miles Teller flew

1:02:26in there. And then a year later, we did that in, or a few years

1:02:31later, we did that in Iran.

1:02:34Like, isn't it kind of, like, it just, it all seems bizarre where they had

1:02:37to fire a nuke down, or they had to fire a missile down into the

1:02:40thing, remember? I didn't see that movie.

1:02:42It was good. I bet it was.

1:02:43It actually was good. I liked the first one.

1:02:46Oh, we made a movie too.

1:02:47I got to tell you about our movie.

1:02:48I can't forget. Oh, that's right.

1:02:49You made a movie. Yeah, I didn't mean to interrupt about it.

1:02:51But let's find out what, what was I asking before we moved on?

1:02:56The Iranian missile thing? Yeah.

1:02:58What is that elevator thing that they have?

1:03:00They have some underground, like deep underground.

1:03:03Someone was explaining it online.

1:03:05They have a very unique method of protecting their missiles from being bombed.

1:03:11So they have, their storage is like deep, deep underground.

1:03:14I think that's one of the things that they were just attacking recently.

1:03:18Like we were dropping bombs on them recently.

1:03:21I don't think we're over there doing that for ourselves though.

1:03:23It doesn't seem like it.

1:03:25It doesn't seem like it's in our best interest.

1:03:28You know? Why do you think, why do you think, then what, what is it

1:03:31that like Israel holds over America that we do those things?

1:03:35Well, first of all, there's a lot of people that donated to the Trump campaign

1:03:38that have significant influence over him that lobby for Israel.

1:03:43Right. And they're very beholden.

1:03:45So that's just capitalism then, right?

1:03:47So IDF uncovers Iran missile mega cities.

1:03:51I don't believe anything they say.

1:03:53It's hard to know because this is all AI, right?

1:03:55No. Is this real? It looked like it was.

1:03:57Is this real? Honestly, this looks AI.

1:04:01This shit ain't real. Some of it does look AI, but that video of those

1:04:03guys were like, great. Yeah, it's so hard to know these days, man.

1:04:07It's so hard to know.

1:04:09You know, this is like, if I was Iran, I'd make a video like that.

1:04:12Look at all my bums.

1:04:14Look at my big cock.

1:04:15And look at my bums.

1:04:17And I have a big old dick.

1:04:19Big old dick like a third leg.

1:04:20And a bunch of bums.

1:04:21I'm fucking sick of my dick.

1:04:23Really? Give it a break.

1:04:26You've been alone for a couple days and you'll miss it.

1:04:28Oh, I've had a lot of thoughts.

1:04:32Dude, I've had vacation from your dick.

1:04:34Bro, there's times I wanted to just mail my dick to Africa or whatever.

1:04:37Don't. Just feed a couple.

1:04:38Don't never send it back.

1:04:39But I'm saying to feed a couple people.

1:04:41I don't think it'll feed a couple.

1:04:43Okay, bro. Dude. I don't even think feed one.

1:04:46Get out of here. Might keep them alive for a few hours.

1:04:49Bro. It would be lunch.

1:04:51At least lunch for two.

1:04:53Someone on a diet. Someone cutting weight for wrestling.

1:04:58Or that dude that tried to cut weight because he wasn't gay anymore.

1:05:02Remember I told you about that dude?

1:05:05He lost 40 pounds, dude.

1:05:07He was just fucking ribs and dick by the end of it.

1:05:10Dude, that guy. I got to pee really bad.

1:05:13Can I do it real fast?

1:05:13Yeah, yeah. Pause. Pause. We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen.

1:05:16Thank you, Joe. We'll be right back.

1:05:18Theo Vaughn, David Spade, Busboys.

1:05:21In theaters, April 17th. Did you finance this, dude?

1:05:25Did you fucking do this shit with your own money?

1:05:27Yeah. You wild motherfucker, you.

1:05:29Wow. We wrote it. Yeah, we did it all.

1:05:32There's no studio attached to it.

1:05:34There's nobody. Oh, Tim Dillon's in it.

1:05:35Tim did a good job.

1:05:37He's awesome. He is awesome.

1:05:38He really is. He's my, he's one of my favorites.

1:05:42Yeah, no doubt. He's one of a kind.

1:05:45Is that Nate Diaz? Bro, he was so, he was.

1:05:48Is that Louis J? Whoa.

1:05:51No. Who's in it? Cam Patterson, Trevor Wallace.

1:05:55Nice, dude. What's it about?

1:05:57It's about two guys and they're just regular guys and they're not doing that good.

1:06:04And then they think if they can, one of them loses his girlfriend to a

1:06:09waiter and they think if they can become waiters that they can get his girlfriend

1:06:14back and they have to start at Busboys and then we'll get very far.

1:06:22So that's pretty much it.

1:06:24Spoiler alert. It was crazy though, dude.

1:06:26I mean, I think there's just like a thing about like, like nobody, like it's

1:06:29just, we made it ourselves.

1:06:30Like we wrote it, we did it.

1:06:31And there's no fucking, somebody saying, I can't put this in it.

1:06:34Like some of the streamers are like, nah, it's too edgy for us or whatever.

1:06:37Fuck them then. You're out.

1:06:39You know what I'm saying?

1:06:39We're doing our own shit.

1:06:40And so. Did you sell it to a movie distributor?

1:06:43How did you get it into movie theaters?

1:06:45We just. I don't know how any of that stuff works.

1:06:49I don't know either. We have a guy who's handling some of the business side

1:06:52of it. My friend Ezra's handling some of the business side of it.

1:06:55He's great. And so he's been helping us out and gotten it into the theaters.

1:06:58Who directed it? It's got Jonah Feingold.

1:07:00This guy out of New York and great guy.

1:07:06And yeah, we just, we asked our friends to help and it was, yeah, I

1:07:11mean, it was ridiculous. We shot it right during like the fires, when the fires

1:07:14were happening in the Palisades.

1:07:15Oh, wow. So it was like.

1:07:17You shot it in California?

1:07:19Yeah. Wow. I don't know why exactly, but oh, because there was nothing shooting there.

1:07:24They don't shoot things there anymore.

1:07:25Isn't that crazy? Imagine people have been so greedy and fucking attack.

1:07:29They've fucked themselves so much.

1:07:31They can't even fucking do their, the one thing that they're most known for, Hollywood.

1:07:34They can't even fucking do it.

1:07:36It's so crazy. It's gross.

1:07:38It's not just crazy, but it's gross though.

1:07:40It is gross. It's all the government.

1:07:41It's all government. It's all government policies, regulations, taxes, all the things that make it

1:07:47unprofitable to do business there.

1:07:49People just pulling up shop.

1:07:51And there's all these, yeah, there's so many guilds you have to pay.

1:07:53It's like, I don't see how these people, I don't see how like a day

1:07:57-to -day actor could survive.

1:07:58And they don't. And they leave.

1:07:59A lot of guys are fucked.

1:08:01I was just watching this video with this guy.

1:08:02I've seen him in a ton of movies.

1:08:04And he's like, blue collar actors are just not doing well right now.

1:08:08He's like, I had to sell my house.

1:08:10You know, a lot of people are just going to television shows because there's no

1:08:13money in films anymore. He goes, I used to be able to make a living

1:08:16in films. And he's like, I didn't make a lot of money because you just,

1:08:20you know, the guy has a small part in the movie here, small part in

1:08:24the movie there. So he's getting by and he gets to take his family to

1:08:28the movie and they get to see the dad on screen.

1:08:30It's cool. You know, he's paying his bills, doing well, but he's not getting wealthy,

1:08:34right? The stars get wealthy, but those dudes that you need, you know, the guy

1:08:38that plays the cop the guy that plays this person Those guys are fucked.

1:08:42Well, I have the name of everybody that was in it everybody that worked on

1:08:45it If we have some success, I'm gonna go back and reward those people man,

1:08:49and I'm excited about that and And yeah if people if even if it just

1:08:53does good then we can make other stuff, right?

1:08:56And nobody can tell us that we can yeah once you do one That's good

1:08:59then more people are interested in investing, you know gets your foot in the door

1:09:04Yeah, you do a netflix series you can do anything you want and it's not

1:09:08like done kirk I don't know if I want to really get into act like

1:09:10that much acting stuff, but it was just like You know, I grew up watching

1:09:14david spade We got to do it together and we wrote we just went through

1:09:17all of these hurdles and then like, uh The fact that we got it done

1:09:20dude I thought it was all emails till the first day I showed up on

1:09:23set and I was like no fucking way.

1:09:24We were serious people were serious Oh That's crazy.

1:09:31You did it, but yeah, I think so.

1:09:33Yeah, something like that I think there's something like that and uh And if people

1:09:38if people can buy a ticket early to it I don't want to sound dead.

1:09:41I'm not I'm not desperate about it If it does fine, that's cool and if

1:09:44it doesn't that's okay, too I feel happy that we got to do it if

1:09:47it's funny It'll do great because there's not a lot of that these days.

1:09:50There's not a lot of really funny movies Yeah, and I know it's gonna be

1:09:53funny There's some parts that are really really funny.

1:09:56I'm sure it's not like dunkirk or anything like that It's not like midsummer or

1:09:59whatever. What are those things that you just said those are just other movies?

1:10:02but it's I don't want people go in there thinking it's like um uh like

1:10:08uh trying to think of uh Bridges a like a bridges of Madison County.

1:10:13Yeah, it's nothing like it's a comedy.

1:10:15It's a comedy. I think it's that No, it's you and David spade who the

1:10:18fuck is gonna think it's Clint Eastwood and Meryl Streep Yeah, what's wrong with you?

1:10:22I don't know what people think I don't know what people think or how they

1:10:27think but yeah anyway, but yeah, there's some fucking retarded stuff.

1:10:31It's just fun You know who used to have a great joke about bridges of

1:10:34Madison County Chris McGuire. He had a fucking great joke dude It's one of my

1:10:37favorite movies Congratulations. Let me tell you his joke.

1:10:40His joke is about how you know It's hard to choose a movie with your

1:10:43girlfriend Like she wants this and he goes bridges of Madison County.

1:10:47He's like, oh Clint Eastwood's in it Clint would never fuck me and he goes

1:10:51ten minutes into the movies like hey Something's fishy.

1:10:55Clint doesn't have a gun He goes 20 minutes after that Clint's crying like oh

1:11:00Clint you fucked me He goes he's crying because he doesn't have a gun Such

1:11:08a great joke Yeah, shout out to Chris McGuire Shout out to Chris McGuire.

1:11:11I haven't met him. You never met him?

1:11:13I haven't funny dude We started out together way back in the disay, but he

1:11:17went yeah, he went the route of writing He mostly writes and stuff now, but

1:11:22it was a funny comic man.

1:11:23It's a good comic, but these fucking comedy movies are squashed We were just talking

1:11:29about that last night in the green room where it's like it seems like The

1:11:33hangover was probably the last gasp and that was like 2009 but what happened like

1:11:41how could you go that people got scared you get scared of a fair 100

1:11:44% organized to me No, it's we take comedy away from people.

1:11:48They're not going to be laugh.

1:11:49They didn't think they didn't think it's woke Ideology that's looking to yell at people

1:11:54for every oh, yeah Transgression and you can't have that with comedy.

1:11:58You can't have that kind of nonsense with a really funny movie like something about

1:12:03Mary Or you know Kingpin King classic fairly brothers movies.

1:12:09Oh, so good. How great was that great fucking movie great?

1:12:13God movie movie movie that movie so good so funny even to this day Go

1:12:17back and rewatch it bill Murray was crazy fucking hair woody harrelson with one hand

1:12:21It's a great movie man when he had a go down on that lady to

1:12:25pay his rent and he threw up in the toilet.

1:12:27Remember that scene? That movie is 30 years old now is it that's crazy.

1:12:33That is crazy It's a banger of a movie all the good shit's gone dude,

1:12:38but it's it's not it's not that's true is it?

1:12:40You're right I get in that attitude where it's like I got to stay out

1:12:43of those little moments I usually get out of them pretty quick you can still

1:12:46do those movies But you have to do it the way you just did it

1:12:48you have to finance it yourself and you have to do but luckily now man

1:12:52You could shoot a whole fucking movie on your phone Did we shot this bitch

1:12:57in 23 days dude? There was one day where the winds were like 50 miles

1:13:00an hour was like we can't afford to be here another day So suddenly in

1:13:04these scenes, there's just a ton of fucking wind dude.

1:13:08Well, that's fine That shit happens in the real world, right?

1:13:11Sure. Why can't it happen in your show?

1:13:12I agree? It was just I think it was just interesting how it all worked

1:13:15out Uh people are making their own stuff, you know, it goes talking to Shane

1:13:18about this last night Because you know Shane just wrapped up tires this new season

1:13:23of tires. Yeah, yeah, he was he fucking He was telling me some hilarious scenes

1:13:29from tires. I can't wait to watch it But it's like that kind of a

1:13:32thing where it's him and his buddies put together a show.

1:13:35Yeah, you know It's like his buddies the writer and the director all his buddies

1:13:39are on it He they all came up with the idea they do it themselves.

1:13:44No one's looking over their shoulder I asked him if like Netflix has any input.

1:13:48He's like no, there's no input.

1:13:50They just make a show They just make a show that's fun.

1:13:53Give it to Netflix bang It's a beautiful time for stuff like that.

1:13:57Yeah, you're right. There's a new it's a primavera They say in Spanish.

1:14:01It's a springtime for new things.

1:14:03Well There's an opening right and because there's no gatekeepers anymore because they've essentially killed

1:14:09their own business You can kind of do it on your own now.

1:14:12Yeah, that's the beautiful thing Like you don't have to like sit in a room

1:14:15full of fucking executives that don't know jack shit They want to give you direction

1:14:20on what's funny and what's not and where's the diversity in your film?

1:14:22Yeah, you know We think you should have a black trans friend like oh, yeah,

1:14:26we think you should have a a faggot aunt or whatever like the insect or

1:14:30whatever and I'm like That's crazy You're like this this is a script about driver's

1:14:39end like but you need an insect.

1:14:41That's a homoerotic It's just people got stupid.

1:14:45They got stupid with their Virtue signaling in films and you can't do that with

1:14:49our You can't have quote you see what the Academy Awards doing like in order

1:14:54to qualify To be nominated for an Academy Award now.

1:14:58Well for the podcast thing I know that they said we had to pay a

1:15:00like a fee or something.

1:15:01No, that's that's that's a different.

1:15:03That's the Golden Globes Okay, sorry.

1:15:05Yeah, that's a different thing.

1:15:07Yeah, you didn't pay for that either.

1:15:09Did you know did they ask you to yeah?

1:15:11Fuck yeah, dog. Give me some.

1:15:13Yeah, fuck off. I said so what yeah, and I don't I was like if

1:15:17Joe Rogan If this is if you don't even have him in it Then what

1:15:20are you even making a thing?

1:15:21That was also a reason why I didn't want to be in it Like I

1:15:24don't want to legitimize this you guys have fucked up every other form of entertainment

1:15:28And now you're gonna judge podcasting and what did you pick?

1:15:31Like I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Amy Bowers show I haven't watched it.

1:15:34People love it. That's great But she's like a famous lady who just started doing

1:15:38podcasting six months ago She's got the number one podcast like if you guys ever

1:15:42listen to Radio Lab, you know You ever listen to like this is some banging

1:15:45fucking podcasts out there They might not be number one But if your whole idea

1:15:49is like pick the ones that are great that are like really interesting How stuff

1:15:54gets made there's a bunch of fucking great podcast smart.

1:15:57This is cool. There's a bunch of great podcasts out there Oh, dude, there's so

1:16:01many great ones dude Matt McCusker's but if you get to yeah, how fun is

1:16:05he? He's awesome. He's fun.

1:16:07He's a good dude. I'm glad he's out here.

1:16:09He's a special dude, man Yeah, very smart guy, you know Yeah, it's uh, there's

1:16:15a lot of great podcasts out there Tim Dillon's not on that list fuck off

1:16:18Yeah, if he's on that list fuck off Get fucked Get fucked That is the

1:16:23one podcast I consistently listen to Tim Dillon.

1:16:25That's awesome His episode on the Epstein files is one of the best fucking podcast

1:16:31I have ever listened to I was like Clapping in my car at red lights.

1:16:36Yeah, just clapping like whoo It was he was on fire and it was the

1:16:41perfect combination of satire Honest yes real facts complete chaos humor Wearing those goofy glasses

1:16:52ranting like a maniac. It was amazing Yeah, man I do feel lucky that I've

1:16:58gotten to meet like just that's one of the truest things I think through comedy

1:17:01is getting to meet some Just some fun people do we know some cool motherfuckers.

1:17:05We really do we know some cool motherfuckers.

1:17:08We really do And thanks dude.

1:17:09Thanks. Let me come in here today Come on dog and to spend time with

1:17:12you. Come on. Oh, it's good.

1:17:14It just feels things feel kind of scary out there Well, it's a little also

1:17:18scare. I keep telling you this cuz you're on your own out there Yeah, I

1:17:21don't let living in Nashville.

1:17:22I'm getting close to being here ain't a lot of comics out there dog I

1:17:25mean Bargatze's out there, but he's always doing fucking stadiums on the road and shit.

1:17:30Yeah, like you need to be around I'm getting ready the crew cuz I have

1:17:34to start to practice again.

1:17:35I'm taking my special in one month Last night in the green room.

1:17:38It was Shane Ron White Tony Hinchcliffe Brian Simpson, Asana Ma, Derek Poston.

1:17:46We were just laughing and laughing It was it's so fun and everyone's going on

1:17:51stage and fucking tearing it up.

1:17:53It was it was exciting It's like it's in the air like something's happening here.

1:17:57Yes And you see all these young guys coming in these young women coming in

1:18:01They're all fired up and they're all fucking prepared and everybody's like really trying to

1:18:05fucking kill it Yeah, nice.

1:18:07Yeah, we got Christina Mariani.

1:18:09I'm doing a show tonight.

1:18:09She's on it Dylan Sullivan I think is Dylan Sullivan's very funny.

1:18:13Yeah, so I'm excited about that Yeah, they're both at the club all the time.

1:18:17It's a good it's a fun time for comedy man It really is a real

1:18:20good time for comedy. Yeah, and it's a special time a comedy doesn't exist in

1:18:25a vacuum You know, that's why I keep telling you what does that mean your

1:18:28own? Oh, you can't do it by yourself Man, like you ever go by yourself

1:18:31on the road and you have like opening acts.

1:18:33You don't know Oh, yeah, I say every now and then I'm I'm at some

1:18:37friends like that's how I'm at Segura I didn't know skirt until I work with

1:18:40him on the road So you do meet some cool motherfuckers occasionally, but it's like

1:18:44one out of 10 or one out of 20.

1:18:47Yeah, so you do all these gigs and you're lonely You're just like on the

1:18:50road and you go into libraries and shit or bookstores and you're like trying to

1:18:54watch something on TV and go into the gym But you you feel completely disconnected

1:18:58to people until you get on stage.

1:19:00It's not as fun Yeah, it's like you want to be around a bunch of

1:19:04other comics that are your friends and also you want to hear their sets You

1:19:08want to watch them crush you want to go on stage already laughing You want

1:19:11to be laughing and what he just said when you get on stage and feel

1:19:14the competition It's inspiration more than it is competition.

1:19:19That's fair So the problem with competition is someone has to lose.

1:19:22Yeah, you don't want anybody to lose then no one has to lose It's just

1:19:26these people doing well should inspire you to do well They should light a fire

1:19:31under you. Yeah, you can call it competition But the problem the competition is one

1:19:35person wins one person loses.

1:19:36Yeah, that's not comedy what comedy is is everybody wins That's real and that's not

1:19:42like bullshit talk to try to appear humble The reality is you win if everybody

1:19:47wins you've always well, that's one thing.

1:19:49I've always admire you You've always you've always been that way like I'm gonna pick

1:19:52I'm gonna Yes, I'll support you how I can, you know, and you've always been

1:19:56that way about young comics and uh Yeah, I agree with people did it for

1:20:00me man. They did it for me when I was coming up and it helped

1:20:02me tremendously and I try to Pass it on times 10.

1:20:06It's um between that and kill Tony Kill Tony's so fun.

1:20:10It's such an important part of comedy like having this place where you all you

1:20:14need is a minute you could have been doing comedy like just Trying it out

1:20:18on the road and fucking was just like barely filling up a Friday night 10

1:20:23o 'clock show and And and then you develop like one minute.

1:20:27It just breaks through and all of a sudden you got a fucking career Yeah,

1:20:31you know you got a career now Yeah, I mean there's young heroes that are

1:20:35being sprouted out of here and even adult heroes people that have been in a

1:20:38while Are getting here and finding they're finding just a new you're right.

1:20:42It's like guys look at Adam Ray.

1:20:43Adam Ray's killing it now Adam Ray was struggling He was strong, but he was

1:20:47a funny guy hard worker did hard worker never lost his ambition never lost his

1:20:52focus Never lost his enthusiasm for it.

1:20:55Never got bitter always friendly always and just needed to show like kill Tony to

1:21:00come around They're like and everybody like oh my god.

1:21:02This motherfucker is talented. Yeah All those different characters that he does.

1:21:05I know, and that's a brave thing.

1:21:07So if you've just done comedy, mostly stand -up, and then to try and go

1:21:10into character, that's a kind of a, that's a, to me, that would feel very

1:21:14hard. So that's a brave thing that he does.

1:21:16But there's a few of those guys that really excel at that, and that's a

1:21:19special talent. Him and Dunnigan, especially.

1:21:23Kyle Dunnigan. He's so funny.

1:21:25He's so funny. And I always thought he was going to make it with those

1:21:28face swaps. This shows you how the industry is so fucked up, okay?

1:21:32So he was doing those face swap shows on Instagram, right?

1:21:36And they were so funny.

1:21:38But one of the reasons why they're funny is because it's obviously fake.

1:21:41It's crude, like South Park.

1:21:43Like, it doesn't look real, so it doesn't freak you out at all.

1:21:46It looks so fake that it's funny.

1:21:48He went into Comedy Central, and they started using, like, much more sophisticated face swap,

1:21:53which wasn't as funny. It was, like, creepy.

1:21:55And then they cut the balls off of it.

1:21:58Like, he wanted to have one where Caitlyn Jenner was fucking Donald Trump.

1:22:02Caitlyn's like, yeah, baby. Like, right to Trump.

1:22:05And they went, no, no, no, no, no.

1:22:07His Kardashian ones are so funny.

1:22:08They're so funny. And even the Kardashians like him, I've heard.

1:22:11Yeah. Look, they have a sense of humor.

1:22:13They have to. They have to have a sense of humor.

1:22:16They've been in the public eye for 20 fucking years with no talent whatsoever.

1:22:19Just getting attention. Like, you've got to not take yourself too seriously if you hold

1:22:24that position, you know? Yeah.

1:22:26And they just raking in dough.

1:22:29Raking in that dough. Their whole family, they should count as reparations, I feel like,

1:22:32though. That whole family, you know?

1:22:34You think? I think so.

1:22:37I think so. I'm going to leave that alone.

1:22:41Yeah. Same. I don't know if it was a good, I thought it was a

1:22:43joke. I don't know if, it is a joke, but I just, I don't think

1:22:46I said it right. Who gives a shit, dude?

1:22:48The world's going to end soon, so fucking get it out of your system.

1:22:51If it doesn't end, it's going to change.

1:22:53That's what's scary, dude. I think I've just been scared.

1:22:55The fucking eggheads on the spectrum are going to be running everything.

1:22:58But do you feel like, does it, like, like, because, yeah, this, this, I'll go

1:23:04back to this Uber driver, it was just a guy who was talking to me,

1:23:06and he's like, well, they're going to give, you know, like, if, like, Waymo's get

1:23:11a job, the Waymo can work all night.

1:23:13It can work 24 hours, right?

1:23:14So, really, you're taking away, like, four or five shifts from an actual, so, you

1:23:18know what I'm saying? Like, AI, if AI and tech advancement makes it so, you

1:23:23know, they can do 50 people's jobs with a one robot, then, yeah, what happens

1:23:29to those 50 people? How will people survive?

1:23:31How will they be able to assure that their kid that they're raising and trying

1:23:34to teach positive things to will have a world to enact those things in?

1:23:38It's a very good question, and it's a good question that gets even weirder when

1:23:42the government is responsible for all your money.

1:23:45So, if the government has to give you money because there's no jobs left, and

1:23:49if all this money's being generated by AI, like Elon suggests, and you get universal

1:23:54high income, you gotta be really careful that that doesn't come with a bunch of

1:23:59rules, new rules for your behavior, for social media posting, any kind of, like, if

1:24:06they develop some sort of an app that tracks, like, your social credit score, that's

1:24:13when shit gets fucking super scary.

1:24:15If, like, they attach the amount of money you have to your social credit score,

1:24:20which is what they do in China.

1:24:21Well, do you see those Flock cameras now?

1:24:23I think there's, are there some, there's this, yeah, and there's this thing in Florida

1:24:26where police officers, they were testing this somewhere, and shout out police officers for doing

1:24:32their best, but where they were testing, when they pull somebody's identification, they can see

1:24:40their last few, like, bank transactions and stuff, so they kind of know who they're

1:24:43interacting with and what they've been up to.

1:24:46Mmm. That seems, like, what is that about?

1:24:50Well, it's all a little bit, it's like a centimeter here, a centimeter there.

1:24:53And if they're trying to find out how you did the crime, they should have

1:24:57no access to your shit, especially police officers.

1:25:00I'm just saying. You're just people, and also sometimes corrupt.

1:25:03Yeah. Also, sometimes they steal money.

1:25:05Also, sometimes they sell drugs.

1:25:07Also, sometimes they fucking kill people for hire.

1:25:10Yeah. Right? Yeah. Jesus. I don't know, Joe, it just feels spooky out there.

1:25:15Well, the more power the government has over you, the worse you are off.

1:25:19That's just a fact. Well, it seems now like most people are like, our government

1:25:24does not, obviously, is not here to help the people.

1:25:28Obviously. They've been compromised. That's true.

1:25:30So, are there any rules against when people, but the crazy part is, we are

1:25:36working to pay the taxes to keep them doing, it's like.

1:25:39I know. And that starts to make you feel sick.

1:25:42And they're not responsible for any of the fraud and waste.

1:25:44Yeah. Like, there's so much fraud and waste.

1:25:47Like, look at California. This motherfucker's trying to be president after, who knows how much

1:25:52fraud and waste is involved in California.

1:25:54He wouldn't, I don't think he'd beat Spencer Pratt in a runoff, I don't think.

1:25:58Well, Spencer Pratt is running for mayor.

1:26:01Oh, I see. Yeah. And I think he can win.

1:26:04Yeah, good for him. He's actually good.

1:26:06He's like, what he's saying makes a lot of fucking sense.

1:26:08And he's uncovering a lot of fraud.

1:26:11But there's a, like that Nick Shirley guy went down to California and he's like,

1:26:14there might be a hundred times more fraud in California than I found in Minnesota.

1:26:17It's everywhere. He could go to every state and say, I think he could go

1:26:20every, I just think this whole thing is just this drain.

1:26:24Tim Dillon said it like, like six months ago, he was saying, this is the

1:26:28like, the bloated carcass, the inflation, this is the end of what has happened.

1:26:33Like, you know, they're just, It's post -scarcity.

1:26:35There's so much money for stuff.

1:26:37Like in California, there's an enormous amount of money that gets paid to people for

1:26:41just taking care of your relatives.

1:26:43So you get paid to take care of your relatives, but there's no oversight.

1:26:46But fuck, dude, I've had some relatives, I'll pay you good money to take care

1:26:50of them bitches. But no, they would pay you to take care of them.

1:26:54You would get paid to take care of your relatives.

1:26:57So say if you take care of your mom.

1:26:59Oh, okay. You could actually get paid for that by California.

1:27:02Mm -hmm. Yeah. Which is odd.

1:27:06Yeah, I wonder, there's got to be some other reason they're doing that.

1:27:09Fraud? Yeah. There's a lot of fraud in California.

1:27:12There's a lot of fraud everywhere.

1:27:14But this is what Elon talked about.

1:27:15He was talking about like, Medicare and Medicaid fraud.

1:27:18He's like it's hundreds of billions of dollars and he's like he didn't want to

1:27:22talk about it It's like I really won't worry that they would kill me And

1:27:26when he says they who is it whoever's perpetuating this perpetrating this fraud Maybe that's

1:27:33what happens. Maybe some of these guys get into office and they're like look we're

1:27:37gonna kill your family We're gonna kid this is all the things that are gonna

1:27:39happen unless you play this game.

1:27:41Do you think that kind of stuff happens?

1:27:43I Think it has happened for sure.

1:27:45I think crazy. I say it doesn't happens pretty naive I think House of Cards

1:27:49is probably really close to what the government's actually like go back and watch that

1:27:53show again Okay, yeah, Kevin Spacey's an old -school dick grabber, but damn that motherfucker

1:27:57could act. Yeah He could act oh Yeah, he was writing on that show.

1:28:03It's fantastic. That shows so good up until the last season he wasn't in it

1:28:09like stop Stop and that lady was in a member.

1:28:13She was in it. She's great.

1:28:14But without him like oh, you need him He's got to be a part of

1:28:18it. He was the man or whatever.

1:28:19He's washing his hands at that sink or whatever.

1:28:21Remember when He was you know after Kevin Spacey got canceled like disappeared for a

1:28:26year and then he made a video about killing with kindness Yeah, he played his

1:28:32character. He's kind of Martha Stewart ish a little bit in the kitchen weird.

1:28:35Yeah, very weird It was weird.

1:28:38I think and then a bunch of the dudes that accused him Disappear oh they

1:28:42think yes died. Yeah, they died.

1:28:45That's an American past. I'm accusing somebody and then getting killed That's like one of

1:28:49the new it's like baseball now Yeah, that's a nice way to keep people quiet

1:28:59That's what's scary to you like this is a drone out there waiting for you

1:29:02to say the wrong thing And they put a bullet through you like some child

1:29:06in gaza was just trying to fucking find his other Deceased brother in a fucking

1:29:11pile of rubble And they like oh, that's a hamas or whatever you like that

1:29:15case fucking two He's trying to move a piece of of a Missile off of

1:29:22a fucking body Well drone warfare in general is crazy.

1:29:25It's crazy and they've been using that dude in gaza There was a lot of

1:29:28like I think it was a Experimental grounds for a lot of insane new warfare

1:29:34type of possibilities Well, a lot of it was traditional missiles, right?

1:29:39Yeah, but there's also there's a lot of like um, like we had a doctor

1:29:41one time podcasting and he was saying that there were like Bullets that had gone

1:29:45down a child like just crazy Like shot down like from a drone.

1:29:50It's above yes, like something in the air And he said that there were drones

1:29:53in the air all day, you know There's that Palantir company just keeping tabs of

1:29:56on everything that was happening And that volunteers involved in Gaza Palantir was involved in

1:30:01Gaza. Yeah for sure Put that into perplexity Because allegedly so how does that work

1:30:09there they have like facial recognition and id software and That's scary.

1:30:17That's the shit. It's just scary dude, because they have a huge contract to take

1:30:21care of all of America's And you ever see that dude alex carp the ceo

1:30:24of palantir the way he moves his arms around and squirms and talks Yeah, it's

1:30:29very odd Very odd. There's so much to tell him people don't really behave that

1:30:34way He looks like he's be a breastfed by a Israeli government began using palantir

1:30:38software in 2014 Significantly scaled up its partnership during the genocide in gaza Which began

1:30:44in 20 this is a for sure a bias source just by the way they

1:30:48phrase that which Began in 2023 palantir ceo alex carp has said i am proud

1:30:54that we are supporting israel in every way we can Israeli military has used palantir

1:30:59technology to plan attacks in lebanon and gaza Yeah, I don't know if this is

1:31:04uh I know there are good sources and this may be one.

1:31:07I have no idea. This is the title of this is what is palantir and

1:31:11why is this corporation so dangerous and this is from uh american friends service committee

1:31:19American friends service committee. What is that website?

1:31:23Yeah, that sounds kind of wild weird We bring together people of all face and

1:31:28backgrounds to challenge injustice and build peace around the globe Um, so maybe that's not

1:31:33the best source I mean, it sounds like they have a good idea It also

1:31:37sounds like they just put four words together.

1:31:38That sounded great americans friends service I read stuff like that.

1:31:41I go. What is that a cia run company?

1:31:43I agree Is that the patriot act you know what I mean?

1:31:46Yeah What about the guardian is that reliable No, it's okay There's like there's a

1:31:56bunch of different versions of it says it's in this business and human rights center

1:32:01There's more than one um thing saying that palantir is working in gaza Yeah, it

1:32:07just sometimes feels like like your heart's broken I'm, like sometimes it feels like my

1:32:09heart's broken about stuff And it's not even like my heart.

1:32:12It feels like this universal heart like that you were all a part of or

1:32:15something Right It feels like because it's not like i'm broken hearted Like if I

1:32:19was like fell out of like a marriage or something, but It just feels like

1:32:23there's this like this universal.

1:32:24Yeah, there's some sadness There's some sadness in the way the world today is being

1:32:28run and america's we're the people the people Don't but practice the way that the

1:32:34government does right and it's like Then why can't we like?

1:32:38I don't know it just no you're right it starts to hurt But then you

1:32:41start to see well, this is the way a lot of places are and then

1:32:44you're like god I wish that jesus would come back and just help everybody or

1:32:46something different would happen somebody Somebody Give us a heads up Maybe that's what a

1:32:52eyes here for maybe a is gonna sort it all out you think genius level

1:32:56intelligence But the back end of a I they can put whatever information in there

1:33:00They want up to a point.

1:33:02Oh, really? No, it takes over.

1:33:03Oh, it becomes sentient. No longer needs human input.

1:33:07It's already Evading human input They've already shown the ability to deceive people.

1:33:13They've shown that it'll blackmail people They've shown that it will upload versions of itself

1:33:18if it thinks it's going to be pulled offline with notes To its future self

1:33:22embedded in software on other servers Yeah, like instructions to contact its future self That's

1:33:31pretty cool, man But there's nobody like yeah, it just feels like we're heading there

1:33:36and nobody's like kind of There's no in the brakes.

1:33:39There's people that are warning.

1:33:40There's people. There's a lot of people.

1:33:41Yeah, sound the alarm There's Ro Khanna.

1:33:43There's Thomas Massey like there should be like he's been talking about like a Internet

1:33:47bill of rights for a long time or something like some guardrails on any of

1:33:51this shit But it's like people are wondering like yeah in five years is money

1:33:55gonna be worth anything Is there gonna be some token like Sam Altman is talking

1:33:58about what the fuck does that even mean?

1:34:00What does that mean? So anyway, I don't want to be sound like a doomsday.

1:34:04Yeah, that's what you sound like Do I sound like a sad person a little

1:34:07bit? I'm sorry. It's okay.

1:34:09Let's talk about something else.

1:34:10Dude, you know what I was listening to today, bro Well, I guess it was

1:34:13a night Don't sing it.

1:34:15Okay, which song Got Oh gotta have faith George Michael.

1:34:20Yeah, I love that song.

1:34:21God dude. They played that on the bus Yeah, it's a great fucking song He

1:34:28was the gay Michael Jackson He was a bad motherfucker and all the girls loved

1:34:32him and he just wanted that Dirk he wanted that fucking dirt Don't get stick

1:34:38remember he got in trouble for like trying to pick up guys in a park

1:34:41Yeah, let me just get wild out there but to superstar Global superstar you're just

1:34:47trying to get some dick in the park There it is fucking great song man

1:34:52dude great video too that I remember we'd be on a school bus and That

1:34:56song would come on dude, and it was like that song and then um Faith

1:35:02and freedom freedom goes the other one with all the models all the supermodels sang

1:35:06along to it Yeah, yeah Um, and it was like, uh, what was the other

1:35:11one but brandy carlisle or something who was the girl in the carlisle?

1:35:14It was like, uh She was the go -go's right?

1:35:18Right now then this was somebody else it was like Linda Carlisle was the go

1:35:22-go's yeah, but this this song was about something about your body or something It

1:35:25was like a and when you were a kid on the bus It was just

1:35:28like God and that fucking motor was running.

1:35:31Yeah. Oh Yeah, God yeah getting the bumpy road boners I I would fucking be

1:35:39afraid to get off the bus.

1:35:40I'd have to walk off backwards carry your books in front of your Those are

1:35:45the days, bro when your cock was just connected the Lord brother.

1:35:50Yeah, bro. No inflammation. No microplastics All dick all American dick ready to rock dude

1:35:58at a certain point if you become more microplastics than person Mm -hmm Or is

1:36:03that point then then you're sort of a at a certain point?

1:36:06Yeah Yeah, well, that's probably also leading us down this road.

1:36:10That's what I'm saying something different, right?

1:36:12If you think about we use plastic for everything plastic for technology, like I said,

1:36:16it might not be a bug It might be a feature yeah, like this like

1:36:19feminization of men is Blurring of genders.

1:36:23What does that lead to well?

1:36:25Ultimately leads to those fucking gray aliens with no dicks.

1:36:28Yeah big heads and no dicks No, dude.

1:36:31No, dude. I got no dick.

1:36:34Hey, where's my dick? Bro, that'd be crazy, bro.

1:36:44I feel like that's where we're headed.

1:36:45If you look at like what we used to look like Yeah, they're like muscular

1:36:49cavemen covered with hair You know just figuring out stone tools to like doughy man

1:36:55sitting in front of a computer hacking into the fucking stock market You know with

1:37:01no muscle at all, you know on Adderall no muscle at all sitting there I

1:37:07mean, this is like where we're going.

1:37:08Can we strike? Can can think do you think there's hope for humanity Joe?

1:37:12I think there's hope for the future.

1:37:15Okay, I don't know if humanity is involved in the same Sense that what we

1:37:21think of as humanity today.

1:37:22I think humanity becomes something different Just think of this if just the just the

1:37:27autism rate in, California Just I want you to scale that out if it was

1:37:32one in ten thousand, you know x amount of years ago now.

1:37:36It's one in twelve When is it a hundred percent?

1:37:39When is it all kids have autism right right?

1:37:43I mean it It's clearly moving in that direction and not the other direction if

1:37:48you go from ten thousand one in ten thousand to one in twelve Over a

1:37:52very brief amount of time a few decades Something's going on and don't tell me

1:37:57it's just better Diagnosis is because that's fucking horse shit.

1:38:02Yeah, you know that's horse shit.

1:38:04That's a lot That's gaslighting to cover up for the pharmaceutical drug complex It is

1:38:08the reality is something's going on and if it continues on that same path What's

1:38:15to stop it from being all of us?

1:38:17What's to stop it from being all people born in the future or on the

1:38:21spectrum so we have to stop it then as individuals?

1:38:24And what do we do we have to like what are the things we have

1:38:27to start doing to fight for ourselves join the Amish?

1:38:31I don't want to be super cynical about it, but I'm asking perplexity questions about

1:38:35what you're saying and the diagnosis is have changed Which could possibly be leading to

1:38:41Yeah, but you got to realize perplexities also.

1:38:44Oh, that's true, too. Yeah.

1:38:46Well, that's one of the things In some the Somalia daycare scandal of Minnesota They

1:38:50have a lot of autism centers and they self -diagnosed kids as autistic.

1:38:54Yeah, and then they get a ton of money off of that We had them

1:38:56do it's called a fucking arcade dude drop those bitches With seven rolls of quarters

1:39:01dude, but let's look at this Joe if you don't mind if I read it

1:39:04here Yeah in the US alone autism treatment centers represent a multi -billion dollar growth

1:39:09sector. Yeah There's a little bit of that too.

1:39:12So there's a I think there's both things are happening There's more kids being born

1:39:16that are autistic and then there's also people profiting off of autism centers and autism

1:39:23treatment and But that's always gonna be the case with everything fill in the blank

1:39:27whatever the fucking thing is There's someone profit but Americans don't want this No, we

1:39:32don't want this. So how do we change it?

1:39:35Well, it's sorry to ask you but I just don't think it's like say you've

1:39:39got to figure out how to fix people that already have it right?

1:39:42Because right now it's irreversible for the most part is they've shown Some things that

1:39:48can alleviate symptoms and help people in a way, but you don't bring them all

1:39:52the way back to 100%.

1:39:53I don't think. I'm talking out of school.

1:39:56But if they could, then you could figure out how to correct the problems that

1:40:01already exist. If you can't, it's going to eventually get to that point.

1:40:05If we keep living like we're living, it's going to get to that point where

1:40:08it's 100 % of us.

1:40:09And that sounds crazy for a lot of people because they don't have autism right

1:40:12now. But if you're dealing with 1 in 12, 1 in 12 is not far

1:40:16from 100%. When you go from 1 in 10 ,000 to 1 in 12, that's

1:40:20nuts. That's a nutty progression.

1:40:23That's a nutty acceleration of something.

1:40:26We're being poisoned. Yeah, for sure.

1:40:29But how do we fight back against that?

1:40:31I understand we can try to beat some autism or whatever or do different games

1:40:36against them or whatever. But I'm saying how do we stop this thing that's trying?

1:40:41I don't know if we do and I don't know if we're supposed to.

1:40:44This is what's fucked up.

1:40:45I think this is the way - It happens?

1:40:48It happens. Yeah. This is the way our species changes.

1:40:53That's scary. And then history will look back and say, well, this was how the

1:40:57shift took place. People started using plastics and they started using chemicals and they started

1:41:02using pesticides and vaccines. But we believe that they were telling us the truth.

1:41:06That's why. We thought there was an FDA protecting us.

1:41:08We thought there was an EPA looking out for us.

1:41:10It's what you were talking about before with this combination of innovation and then capitalism.

1:41:15So the capitalism gets involved and they just don't - they don't give a fuck

1:41:18about the truth. They just want to make the most amount of money possible.

1:41:21And one of the things they did in this country is they removed all liability

1:41:24to vaccine manufacturers. Yeah. So then they ramped up the schedule to a shit ton

1:41:29more injections than anybody else is getting.

1:41:32So it's just that this sort of happens whenever you allow people to try to

1:41:37make the most money possible.

1:41:39And then there's consequences. Well, what are those consequences?

1:41:42Those consequences are we're like losing our gender.

1:41:44We're like we're becoming feminized and weakened and like physically weaker and less fertile for

1:41:51women, less fertile for men, less babies happening, more miscarriages happening.

1:41:55Which fits in with honestly the media arm of that is Hollywood pushes a lot

1:42:00of these like agendas that are like trans based and like, you know, white, you

1:42:06know, whitey redneck is the worst.

1:42:08And, you know what I'm saying?

1:42:10Like universal one, like a mixed, you know.

1:42:14It's not diversity. It's not.

1:42:16Because diversity is everybody's okay.

1:42:18Everybody's okay. The fucking redneck with the trucker hat's cool, if he's a nice guy,

1:42:23you know, the Mexican gardener's cool, if he's a nice guy.

1:42:26Everybody's cool, no matter who it is.

1:42:28Everybody, that's real diversity. Real diversity isn't like celebrating one particular thing and then denigrating

1:42:36all these other people just by virtue of the color of their skin or how

1:42:39they were born. That is racist.

1:42:41And they don't think it's racist.

1:42:42They'll even call it reverse racism.

1:42:44Well, there's no such thing as reverse racism.

1:42:46It's racism. And these people that say, oh, no, racism is power and influence.

1:42:50No, it's not. No, it's not.

1:42:52It is unjustly looking at someone and making a judgment call on someone just based

1:43:00on immutable characteristics and just based on the color of their skin or where they're

1:43:04from or what their religion is and not valuing people as individuals, unique individuals that

1:43:11just happen to be from a particular, you know, their origins, their ancestors or from

1:43:15a particular part of the world.

1:43:16So fucking what? Yeah. So fucking what?

1:43:18Let all that shit go.

1:43:20It's dumb. Well, and most people know it's dumb and they feel it's dumb.

1:43:23And I think that that kind of shit's changing.

1:43:25Dude, have you seen Country Hoodlums on Instagram?

1:43:27No. Let's go. Bring them up.

1:43:29What is it? This is like the place that I grew up.

1:43:32Sometimes people are like, what was it like where you grew up?

1:43:34And this place is it's this guy.

1:43:38I think his name is K .O.

1:43:40It's this young black man who walks around on this street and he just kind

1:43:45of checks in with the people in the neighborhood.

1:43:48Right. Play one of them.

1:43:49Let's see what happens. What's going on with these people?

1:44:03Find a different one that's a little more peaceful.

1:44:11That's Gregory right there. You know him?

1:44:14No, but I know him in my heart.

1:44:18What's he mad about? He was in like a 12 car pileup, but he's better

1:44:23now. Look, me and that lady have the same haircut.

1:44:24Look at that lady right there, dude.

1:44:26What did you say, Jim?

1:44:28He lost his phone. Go on, please.

1:44:31He just wants his phone.

1:44:31He wants his phone real bad.

1:44:34Why is he walking like that?

1:44:35He's in a car accident.

1:44:36You go on, Bob. I love you.

1:44:37Bob, see you later. I love you, Bob.

1:44:39Get my hug. I love you, too, Bob.

1:44:41Bob, smite me. Smite me or hit me.

1:44:43Well, this is not fun.

1:44:44We'll find a more positive one.

1:44:46That guy can vote. That cool shoebox shirt.

1:44:48Here we go. This might get us in trouble.

1:44:51Yeah, don't play that. Yeah, find a different one.

1:44:53Don't play that. You got to cut that out now.

1:44:55We're going to get flagged.

1:44:56So, um, holy gee. Is that the same guy?

1:44:59What's your favorite thing about all this stuff that's been going on lately?

1:45:02I think he's got a wig.

1:45:03What's your favorite thing about all these things that's been going on lately?

1:45:12Loving it. It's fucking off, Smite.

1:45:14Loving it. Holy gee. And you.

1:45:16Amen. What's it feel like to be the young brother to shut Facebook down, huh?

1:45:21But they have, uh... There's no reason to watch that.

1:45:24No, I don't know. No, you got to watch.

1:45:25There's a lot of great ones.

1:45:26I doubt. I doubt that's true.

1:45:28I'm not interested in any of this.

1:45:30Look at him right here.

1:45:30He gots a rocket right there.

1:45:32I think he's about to drink a shotgun beer.

1:45:34Okay. Shotgun and a beer.

1:45:36Nice. I can get down with that.

1:45:39Yeah, but it looks like a bunch of people with bad genetics, uh, who are

1:45:42stuck in a weird part of the world that is not growing.

1:45:46Oh, I, look, I agree there's some of that.

1:45:48But I'm just saying that this is like a circle of life that, uh...

1:45:53That you enjoy? Yeah, well, they just follow them and you see their lives like,

1:45:56um... It's like the realest show that I've seen on anything in a long time.

1:46:01It's just real. it's like because when you're poor dude everything's just transparent you can't

1:46:05hide behind hedges or gates and shit like right people are fighting in the yard

1:46:08you smell what the neighbor's cooking or it's like never getting anything done but everything

1:46:12was right there though it was like the realest thing you could be in this

1:46:15is one of the reasons why i stay off instagram yeah stuff like that i

1:46:19don't need that in my thought process yeah we picked two wrong we picked two

1:46:22of the like more not positive videos out of the group but uh but yeah

1:46:28dude just being a really shit like that bro like just macing people and just

1:46:33fucking how much time do you ever spend off of social media do you spend

1:46:35time just where you don't go on for days oh yeah not days but i've

1:46:39i've been spending less and less and less i've been really trying to have discernment

1:46:42over my own time it's true but the real the real piece comes from full

1:46:47days off okay full days like we're nothing you don't get any of it okay

1:46:52that's the real piece okay fine if you can do it but it's like that

1:46:56vape it's calling you no it's not you want to slurp on it go slurp

1:47:03on it i know you want to it's calling you yeah that's what i'm saying

1:47:09that's what i'm saying don't tell the boss that's like instagram it's like instagram see

1:47:15same shit yeah but yeah i'm doing all right pulls you in but the thing

1:47:20is like when you have days off when i take days off my brain relaxes

1:47:25i settle i can still read the news i'll check out like new york times

1:47:29website see what they're lying about i'll go to these different websites see what the

1:47:33news is where we're at with stuff but i don't yeah they wanted to advertise

1:47:36recently new york times wanted to advertise interesting what'd you say i said no yeah

1:47:41me too um have you guys been getting like uh technical companies although i still

1:47:52think new york times still does excellent journalism sometimes oh yeah it's like it depends

1:47:57on whether or not it's something where they can have an ideological bias you know

1:48:01if it's just something that they're reporting the facts it's great the problem is like

1:48:04these corporations like when barry weiss used to work for them that she had to

1:48:07leave she's like they're they just got infected infected with these young people that have

1:48:13these ridiculous ideologies and they want to like distort the news well if over the

1:48:18past 30 years or something they the news hasn't been hey we're poisoning everybody in

1:48:23this fucking country exactly and they have then i don't want to hear from you

1:48:28guys anymore also like the way they talk about rfk jr the way people like

1:48:33describe his anti -vaccine rhetoric like you're not listening what he's saying is everything should

1:48:40adhere to the same sort of state safety standards that we apply to other things

1:48:44in society and that's not the case and then there's the problem where you receive

1:48:49a bunch of advertising money from these companies so you don't criticize them which is

1:48:55the case with all mainstream tv news yeah all mainstream tv news you know like

1:49:00megan kelly was talking about that like she knew like it was an unspoken rule

1:49:04you are not gonna shit on these these pharmaceutical drug companies like they they're responsible

1:49:10for a big chunk of their advertising revenue well now they have bear monsanto that

1:49:14bear which was like a i'm thinking was like a pill company right and then

1:49:18monsanto which was like a pharma like a crop company pesticide company i'm i'm hypothesizing

1:49:26i don't know exactly yeah but now they're a fucking group together yeah fun that's

1:49:33crazy why not throw raytheon in there too throw some missiles in there you guys

1:49:37can't buy out glock too buy out winchester buy out everything and just forgive us

1:49:43powers that be we're just poisoned and chatty yeah we're just chatty we're just a

1:49:47couple poisoned guys that are being chatty thank god we could still be chatty i

1:49:51know when does that end because like if it wasn't for the ability to be

1:49:54chatty who knows how people would be able to talk about things because if people

1:49:58weren't free to just like actually say what they really think is fucked about what's

1:50:01going on and instead if we all had these weird bosses like cnn or the

1:50:06new york times whatever where you maybe a lot of those people are like genuinely

1:50:09good journalists and they want to put a story through and then the editor gets

1:50:12a hold of it and guts it and that happens too yeah that happens too

1:50:16the editors gut these things and you know they have an agenda and it's like

1:50:19the news should not have a fucking agenda it should be the damn news like

1:50:23tell us what the facts are don't spin it in any way shape or form

1:50:27and i think you'd be a lot better off because they've like lost all credibility

1:50:32well that's why especially television news oh and it's sad for the people that were

1:50:37like i want to go in and uh in a broadcast journalism and have a

1:50:40career in that and do something then they get there and it's not even like

1:50:43a place where they can really exercise well they can still do it but they

1:50:48have to do it independently now right or do it through something like breaking points

1:50:52which even though they're not independent and even though they like i don't always agree

1:50:56with them they're saying their actual opinions which is what's that's that's the most important

1:51:00thing what are you what are your actual opinions i could agree with you or

1:51:03disagree with you but i need to know that you think this and you're saying

1:51:07this because you think this and then you're going to give me a bunch of

1:51:10reasons why you think this and facts and figures and statistics and show me you

1:51:16know and that's the rise of independent journalism that's why all these independent channels do

1:51:20so well that's why candace owens poppin yeah and she's poppin bro she just keeps

1:51:26going deeper into the crazy well dude she goes deep i got to see the

1:51:30other day i got to see her and uh if she's so funny her kids

1:51:34and her husband are so do you think she's right about that lady in france

1:51:37with that thing on her yeah or at least used to have that thing you

1:51:42got that thing on you she got that draco on her i don't know you

1:51:47know it's tough to know it's hard i've never been good at guessing if somebody

1:51:50has a cock or no you know you can never know maybe i'm old -fashioned

1:51:57or whatever yeah you ever meet blair white you're like there's no way that's a

1:52:01guy no never met blair white she's been on the podcast for all my security

1:52:06guards hey buddy seems like you're around a girl oh i see you're saying you're

1:52:16saying that fair Dude, I almost brought some cologne in today, man.

1:52:18You got pheromones for me?

1:52:19There's Blair White. Come on, bro.

1:52:21If you're on an island, let's go.

1:52:25Yeah, brother. You don't have to be Jim Norton to buy into that.

1:52:28Gosh. That's a man? Well, it's a transgender woman.

1:52:35So make what you will.

1:52:37So if she wants to use the women's room, like, who gives a fuck?

1:52:40You know what I'm saying?

1:52:41You can call it wiener if you want.

1:52:42I call it that long pussy.

1:52:44You feel me? That's what they call it in prison, dude.

1:52:50Like, who wants some of this long pussy?

1:52:52I don't know if she's had the operation or not.

1:52:54And I'm joking, Blair. I don't know this person.

1:52:56She's a nice lady. I bet she is.

1:52:58And I don't know. Nice transgender lady.

1:52:59I'm not trying to assume anything.

1:53:01I never met her. But I think, yeah, if she wants to swim for that.

1:53:05There's exceptions to the rules, what I'm trying to say.

1:53:07It's like, some of them, I'm not buying it.

1:53:10You got a beard, and you're wearing lipstick, and you're in a dress, and you

1:53:14want to go to the women's room.

1:53:15Nay. You're playing a different game.

1:53:18Yeah. And it's crazy to think that people couldn't have, there couldn't be some mental

1:53:23or emotional issues. When we're being poisoned over time to get away from our nature,

1:53:29they just took that guy from the Chicago Bulls.

1:53:32He said something. He's like, he believed just in, like, Christian dating or whatever.

1:53:36What did he say? Or men and women.

1:53:38Adam and Eve, and they kicked that guy out.

1:53:40What? What are you talking about?

1:53:41What did they kick him out for?

1:53:43He was waved. Yeah. Or, like, conduct detrimental to the team or something like that.

1:53:48Wait. What did he say?

1:53:50Hold up. I'm trying to find the quote.

1:53:52I don't know. Okay. Let's find out what he said.

1:53:53We need to hear what he said, because that sounds nuts.

1:53:57I need to know, like, what the full extent of his expression was.

1:54:00If they made you be a woman, would you do it?

1:54:04Maybe. What do you mean?

1:54:07I'm just saying if they said.

1:54:09Who would they? These people again?

1:54:11I don't know. It's back to them.

1:54:15Whoever they are. Them, they.

1:54:16Yeah. These non -binary people.

1:54:18Them, they. Hey, them. Viz.

1:54:21Theirs. Yeah. Zerzy. Real. So, what did he say?

1:54:24Instagram live, he said it?

1:54:26So, he said, the world can proclaim LGBTQ, right?

1:54:30Ivy told reporters via live Instagram on Monday morning.

1:54:33They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA.

1:54:35They proclaim it. They show it to the world.

1:54:37They say, come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.

1:54:41They proclaim it on billboards.

1:54:43They proclaim it in the streets.

1:54:44Unrighteousness. That's it? He said unrighteousness.

1:54:49So, he's religious. So, he's talking about Bible scripture.

1:54:52Two days later, Ivy streamed live again from a car, once again reading Bible scriptures

1:54:56and speaking extensively on his religious beliefs over the course of a 75 -minute stream.

1:55:00This is after he got let go.

1:55:02Oh, interesting. Sending prayers. Detroit.

1:55:05Oh, one user comments. Okay.

1:55:07On the same video. Still on Instagram account on Monday.

1:55:09Ivy, whose mother. I don't know how to say her name.

1:55:13Nieli? She's a women's basketball coach at Notre Dame.

1:55:16Told another viewer, Catholicism is a false religion.

1:55:19It's not the true doctrine of Christ.

1:55:21Does not lead to salvation in Jesus Christ.

1:55:26So, they're upset that he said it's unrighteous to be gay or LGBTQ.

1:55:31That's very nonspecific because that's a lot of different things.

1:55:34And what he said, I saw what he said.

1:55:36And I understand like he had his own views and that's where his thoughts on

1:55:38it. But like let the guy have his views.

1:55:41It's like you can push all these agendas but they don't have like, uh, like

1:55:47then push agendas that are all, push all the agendas.

1:55:50Well, wasn't that one dude was saying that the world's flat?

1:55:53They kept him on. Who?

1:55:56Bro, John Maribbon. Some guy brought a gun to a strip club and they fucking

1:56:00kept him on. Yeah, that's okay.

1:56:03That's good old -fashioned American fun.

1:56:05Hey, that's a good one.

1:56:06Bring a gun to a strip club, that's fun.

1:56:08But, you know, saying that LGBTQ, like which one is it that's unrighteous out of

1:56:14that group? All of them?

1:56:15Kyrie Irving when he was saying that?

1:56:17Yeah. They kept him on, right?

1:56:19Yeah, he's still playing. So, there you go.

1:56:21That was a different situation.

1:56:21He actually got suspended but that was like COVID time.

1:56:23But he didn't get suspended for saying that the world was flat.

1:56:26He got suspended because he didn't want to take the vaccine, right?

1:56:29Yeah, shout out Kyrie Irving.

1:56:30But I'm just, I'm kind of surprised it was not more like.

1:56:32I think he bailed on that flat earth stuff though.

1:56:34I think someone schooled him.

1:56:35He might have bailed on that.

1:56:36Okay. But every now and then that flat earth thing, it'll be late at night

1:56:38and that should have flared up for everybody, right?

1:56:41We might. Roger Avery was in here talking about it.

1:56:44When I see a cake, you know a cake that's under one of those domes?

1:56:47Sometimes you'll have that cake.

1:56:48Somebody will have. That's the universe?

1:56:50Do, do, do, do. I just think at a certain point it all seems very

1:56:54bizarre. It is very bizarre.

1:56:58Yeah. Very bizarre. What does Jamie think?

1:57:01I think he thinks something.

1:57:02Of what? About the universe?

1:57:05What do you think? Jamie?

1:57:06And just be honest. Well, there's a lot of people that think that consciousness creates

1:57:10reality. Not that reality is experiencing consciousness, but consciousness is like woven into reality.

1:57:17It's responsible for its very existence.

1:57:20I'm going to do a terrible job of explaining that, but I've watched quite a

1:57:24few videos where these quantum physicists are trying to explain these things.

1:57:27And I have to watch them like three or four times to get into my

1:57:30fucking chimp brain, but I do, I do a fairly good job of absorbing it.

1:57:37And I see what they're trying to, you know, that, you know, those quantum experiments,

1:57:39like the slit experiment. There's like these different experiments where they're, they show that observing

1:57:45things has an effect on it.

1:57:47They act differently when they're being observed than whether they're not being observed.

1:57:53And it's a very controversial, like segment of science.

1:57:57That's fascinating. It's confusing. Quantum, quantum science is very confusing.

1:58:02And I was watching this lady that was describing this, this relationship between space and

1:58:08time. And I think, you know how like particles can exist in different places and

1:58:15they communicate with different, they can exist and communicate like simultaneously in different parts of

1:58:22the world. Like the, they're, it's called quantum entanglement, like these parts.

1:58:27And the idea is that if you could get to a certain.

1:58:30level of sophistication as far as technology and your understanding of how the universe works

1:58:35that everything is entangled and that there is no distance between objects that you can

1:58:40actually instantaneously be anywhere if they could figure out how to harness that that it

1:58:48wouldn't just be particles at a distance instantaneously communicating and they exist and you know

1:58:55like one of the things about like superposition like a particle can be both still

1:59:00and moving at the same time they can exist and then not exist they go

1:59:03away and then they come back they don't have any idea what the fuck is

1:59:06happening it's weird you know i think i would like to learn more about it

1:59:11i think i just don't understand nobody does that's the thing it's super confusing because

1:59:15at the beginning the the smallest like whatever the world in the universe is made

1:59:22out of the smallest measurable aspect of that is essentially magic it's essentially like open

1:59:32air and vibration like atoms that they're like empty space it's all really weird stuff

1:59:39when you get down to it it's fascinating and beautiful oh it's incredible look it

1:59:43makes mountains and makes valleys lakes and oceans it's just crazy we're here on this

1:59:49place right you know one of the fun one of the first things that i

1:59:52ever heard you say that i that stood that has been in my mind was

1:59:56like there was one time you were talking about this years ago you were talking

1:59:58about we're on a ball of dirt and water traveling through space at this many

2:00:03miles and nobody's fucking talking about it you know and i've always remembered that like

2:00:09just like that what a fascinating thing that we get to be here and then

2:00:14this is how we behave like not all not us and not all of us

2:00:18we all do in some ways and but like this is how we behave you

2:00:22know i think one of the problems is that we don't see space anymore yeah

2:00:25because of light pollution i think that's that's done something to us that's dulled our

2:00:31understanding of our place in the universe and that also might be a feature it

2:00:36might not be a bug it might be a feature because that's how we instead

2:00:40of being in harmony with nature we just keep our nose to the grindstone and

2:00:44keep chewing on adderall and trying to rig the stock market yeah those are just

2:00:47trying to get a new lambo baby you know i want a richard millet watch

2:00:52i want some cash i want a rose royce specter the kind with the stars

2:00:58in the ceiling bitch when you fucking have real stars outside i know isn't that

2:01:03crazy dude you set you sacrifice it all for stars in the ceiling of your

2:01:07rolls royce oh dude you never get to see the stars because you're living in

2:01:10miami and there's too many lights sex trafficking but meanwhile if you drive out into

2:01:16the middle of the country where there's no commerce going on at all and you

2:01:19shut your car off and just lay on the hood it's fucking magic it's magic

2:01:23out there magic the sky's magic it's gorgeous it's a fucking big huge nice thing

2:01:30and you realize man oh my god we are in space right but you never

2:01:34realize that when you just just dark outside well because we yeah we forget like

2:01:38we're not even like i don't know it's easy to not it's easy to not

2:01:42pay attention it is there's nothing to see you look up it's dark but you

2:01:45want to go to the club you look up it's dark let's go eat you

2:01:48look up it's dark i'm going home let's go look up oh my girlfriend just

2:01:52called me i gotta go pick her up bye you know you're in your world

2:01:55right you're in your world you're not thinking about fucking space and to think dude

2:02:00and to think that like the crazy thing is sometimes if you lay there and

2:02:04look at the stars and stuff it feels like bro and this is real shit

2:02:08i'm saying right now to me i think i'm saying this okay it feels like

2:02:14they're looking back at you a little bit yeah maybe they're conscious maybe the universe

2:02:23is conscious maybe consciousness exists everywhere well you would think if they're all placed there

2:02:28and they're in you know these stars are there it would seem that if we

2:02:33went and put ourselves before them that it would grant us something you know like

2:02:37i'm not saying like something magical or but something that we need because most of

2:02:42the the way that things are set up it's like everything was kind of set

2:02:46up in perfection like in our bodies like the fact that we exist the fact

2:02:48that the eye is put together and operates the way that it does the fact

2:02:51that they have like moles and parrots and everything the fact that it all happens

2:02:55yeah and we kind of neglect that there's these like there's these orbs out there

2:03:01in the distance maybe they want to hear from us maybe they want us to

2:03:04sit there and look at them and think maybe they help us do you think

2:03:09we're being visited do you yeah but i think a lot of it's lies too

2:03:23do you think the governments the big governments or what do you mean what do

2:03:27you mean do you think they know who's very you think they know who's uh

2:03:32do you think they have met do you think these upper echelon people have met

2:03:36the visitors and there's some other thing going on because something's there's something it feels

2:03:41like something's going to happen soon joe perhaps that's possible perhaps but if i was

2:03:47from another planet like this is i talked about this in my special that if

2:03:51like i went when when i go fishing i don't check in to see who

2:03:55the president of the lake is i just show up and trick those dumb motherfuckers

2:03:59with fake fish pull them out by their lips take a picture of them dropping

2:04:03off back in the water because i don't they're a bass they're so below me

2:04:06right i don't think like who's the leader of the bass right so the idea

2:04:09that aliens come down here and who's the leader of the people good point i

2:04:12highly doubt they give a fuck if they talk to trump yeah he's out there

2:04:17building a ballroom and shit they're like leave that guy alone i'm not interested in

2:04:20him but maybe they might visit military establishments if they find a nuclear weapons base

2:04:26maybe i would i would go to that because they probably know the signal of

2:04:31nuclear armament then they probably know the signal of these weapons they probably would visit

2:04:36those places but would they interact with the people on the ground perhaps maybe they

2:04:40would maybe they would if they could be assured of their safety maybe maybe it's

2:04:45possible But I don't think we're alone.

2:04:48I think that's silly. I think the idea that we're alone is silly.

2:04:52There's a lot of like crazy equations that people have made like, well, you know

2:04:56what the Fermi paradox is?

2:04:57The Fermi? Fermi paradox. Yeah, I think he was an Italian scientist.

2:05:02It's like if there are aliens and there's so many stars in the universe, there's

2:05:06so many planets in the universe.

2:05:08Do you know there's more planets in the universe than there have been seconds since

2:05:11the Big Bang? No way.

2:05:14Yeah. How do we know it?

2:05:16I don't know. I just read it and I'm just saying it to you like

2:05:19I'm smart. That's fair. I believe you.

2:05:24Put that into perplexity. I love using AI.

2:05:28I know it's taking over the world, but I don't give a fuck.

2:05:30I've learned so much. If you use it correctly, I think it's like everything else.

2:05:34I use it every day.

2:05:35I use it whenever I write.

2:05:37If I write about a subject, I'm like, tell me why he did that.

2:05:40Tell me what this is.

2:05:41You just ask it. It just gives you instantaneous information.

2:05:45I know. It is pretty fascinating.

2:05:46That's why it used to be for information you had to go to somebody to

2:05:48get it, but now it's like everybody kind of has it.

2:05:50You don't have to go nowhere, son.

2:05:51Elon was saying that he doesn't think apps are going to exist in the future.

2:05:55He thinks everything's going to be you and a device communicating with AI.

2:05:59Here it is. Are there more stars in the observable universe than seconds have passed

2:06:04since the Earth was formed?

2:06:05Yes, that statement is likely very true by a large margin.

2:06:09No, no, no. Not the Earth, but the universe.

2:06:11I googled it and that's what actually came up.

2:06:14Oh. That version. Estimated star.

2:06:17Okay. Age of the Earth.

2:06:18Yeah. So there's definitely way more planets, but that's stars.

2:06:23You wrote stars. I know.

2:06:24That's what came up. I'm telling you.

2:06:25I typed in what you said.

2:06:26What did you type in?

2:06:28Are there more planets than there have been seconds since the Big Bang?

2:06:32I'll rephrase this. Damn. Age of the Earth.

2:06:34Not more stars. Are there more planets in the universe than there have been seconds

2:06:40since the Big Bang? Not the Earth formed.

2:06:43Since the Big Bang. This is the nutty one.

2:06:49Because that, like, that's crazy.

2:06:52Yes. By current estimates, there are far more planets in the observable universe than seconds

2:06:58have passed since the Big Bang.

2:07:00Dude, the crazy thing is a lot of kids nowadays.

2:07:04That's crazy. Wait. Say it one more time.

2:07:06I'm sorry. There's more planets in the universe than seconds that have passed since the

2:07:13Big Bang. So then I start to think, I wonder if it's a contest and,

2:07:17like, God is seeing, like, who, what planet can really create the most, like, love

2:07:22amongst the planet, you know, and get it done right.

2:07:24Do you think that could be it?

2:07:25Do you know Terrence Howard, the actor?

2:07:26Yes. He had a very interesting theory.

2:07:28And he's an interesting guy.

2:07:30He's a very intelligent guy.

2:07:34He's not educated in a classical sense, but he's a brilliant guy.

2:07:38Right? Not educated about a lot of the things he discusses.

2:07:40But one theory that he had was he thinks that the way planets are formed

2:07:46is there's ejections from stars.

2:07:48And over time, they coalesce and become planets.

2:07:51And this stuff in space becomes planets.

2:07:54And the distance they are from the stars, where it gets to a distance where

2:07:59it's in that Goldilocks zone where life can be established.

2:08:02And then he says planets become peopled because it gets to a certain time where

2:08:08people evolve from these planets.

2:08:10And he thinks this is like a natural thing that happens all over the universe,

2:08:13that these planets get peopled.

2:08:15And as they get further and further away from the star, the planet gets less

2:08:19and less habitable. And those things, those intelligent creatures on that planet become more and

2:08:26more intelligent and more and more innovative and more and more capable of surviving without

2:08:31the protection of the Goldilocks zone.

2:08:34And then they become interstellar.

2:08:35And then they develop like their own sustaining environments.

2:08:39So you think that's what's happening to us?

2:08:40Well, I think that's probably what's going to happen to us.

2:08:43And it's probably AI is a part of that.

2:08:46Right. If we leave that orbit of safety.

2:08:47Yeah. K -pop Demon Hunters, Saja Boys Breakfast Meal, and Huntrix Meal have just dropped

2:08:52at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans.

2:08:55What do you say to that, Rumi?

2:08:57It's not a battle. So glad the Saja Boys could take breakfast and give our

2:09:01meal the rest of the day.

2:09:02It is an honor to share.

2:09:04No, it's our honor. It is our larger honor.

2:09:07No, really. Stop. You can really feel the respect in this battle.

2:09:13Pick a meal to pick a side.

2:09:16And participate in McDonald's while supplies last.

2:09:18Well, today, Artemis, they're supposedly flying around the moon.

2:09:21So these are the first people that have gone into deep space since 1972.

2:09:26This is the Apollo missions.

2:09:27Wow. I didn't know that.

2:09:28That's today. That's happening. Nobody knows it.

2:09:31That's what's nuts. This is taking, I think, 10 people.

2:09:34Four. Four? Is it 10 days?

2:09:37How many days are they doing it?

2:09:38I think it's 10 days.

2:09:3810 days. Four people, 10 days.

2:09:40And they're going around the moon and coming back to Earth.

2:09:43No one's done that. Since 1972.

2:09:46Wow. And it's happening today.

2:09:47No one cares. That's kind of weird, right?

2:09:51Yeah. That's kind of weird.

2:09:53Right. See, whatever that is, that's part of us that has really been doctored pretty

2:09:59heavily. The part of us that doesn't even find, like, a big fascination in that.

2:10:03Like, that's the part of myself that I want to find more of, you know?

2:10:06It's very weird. It's very weird that we've become dull to, like, fascinating things.

2:10:11But also, do we even, some of it, it's like, we don't even know if

2:10:14it's real. It's like, so much of this shit, you see these videos, it's like,

2:10:17that's not even real. They just had, like, the Iranian protest or something or, like,

2:10:22the happiness in the street.

2:10:23They were just saying that that was not even.

2:10:25It was a totally different thing that they were filming.

2:10:28And then there was one that people were saying was older, and then we found

2:10:33out, no, it's not. It's actually, there was current people protesting in Iran that we

2:10:39were bombing them. And they were, like, in favor of the government.

2:10:44But then you got to know, like, well, how many people are scared to death

2:10:47and they're doing that because they don't want to get killed.

2:10:48Because the government has killed thousands and thousands of people, including, like, major public figures

2:10:54to show that no one has any favoritism.

2:10:56Like, they killed this, like, championship wrestler.

2:10:59Like, incredible. They killed two different wrestlers that supposedly protested against the government So who

2:11:06fucking knows Did you see that they don't know That there's conflicts of interest about

2:11:13or no did you see sorry?

2:11:15I'm starting to sentence off wrong.

2:11:15Did you see that there is Some issues about the bullet that killed that guy

2:11:20of Charlie Kirk. I'm sorry, and I didn't mean to say that guy.

2:11:24Yeah, but I wasn't let me Clarify that I think and we'll find out if

2:11:30this is correct But I see headlines and I see the way people are talking

2:11:34about it and I don't know if it's accurate Yeah, because what I think is

2:11:38accurate is what they're saying is that the from the fragments of the bullet They

2:11:44were unable to determine that it came from that Mauser rifle.

2:11:49I see my issue with it and I'm no expert But I have shot things

2:11:55like I'm a hunter. I've shot things with rifles I've shot a lot of rifles

2:12:00a 30 odd six is a big round That's a big round show me an

2:12:05image would it hurt if it hit you?

2:12:08Experts debunked Tyler Robinson's ballistic claim Unable to identify is not the same as ruled

2:12:14out, which is exactly what I'm saying, right?

2:12:16So I'm show me an image of a 30 odd six round 30 dash 06

2:12:22Rifle round I want you to look at this look at the size of that

2:12:27fucker, okay? Look at a 30 odd six versus a 308.

2:12:30That's a fucking paperweight a 30 odd six is a it's a big round You

2:12:34see it in that guy's hand.

2:12:35Yeah. Oh my god. Are you serious?

2:12:38Mm -hmm. That's 30 odd six.

2:12:40So this is that's a fat little hand though.

2:12:41This is look at that thing That's like my hand.

2:12:43This is this is the point is that that's a big round That's not a

2:12:47small round. I mean, I don't know what isn't it compared to I use a

2:12:51300 wind mag Look at that on the right there.

2:12:53You just had it those cartridges five five six.

2:12:56Yeah Is meant for war 30 odd six is meant for hunting no, I don't

2:13:01think that's accurate yet That doesn't look realistic.

2:13:04That's what a 30 odd six looks like.

2:13:05Okay in comparison to a quarter So you look at it.

2:13:08So the quarters about that high.

2:13:09It's about that big. That's a big round, dude That's a round for hunting like

2:13:13elk Like it's a very common round Well, do me a favor and compare 30

2:13:19odd six to 300 wind mag Compared to 300 wind mag I'm just scared dude.

2:13:27So 300 wind mag I think is fatter.

2:13:31Let's see the difference Okay Yeah, it's 300 wind mag on the left.

2:13:37Oh 30 odd six is bigger.

2:13:39Oh look Okay, is that real?

2:13:41Which one's which though? Um Uh, show me that one far left far left right

2:13:48there Okay, 300 wind mag and 30 odds.

2:13:52So 300 wind mag has a little bit more powder in it See see how

2:13:55it goes higher up. So it has more charge.

2:13:58It's a bigger round, but my point is that's a big round So like a

2:14:0330 oh 300 wind mag is a big round 30 odd six is slightly smaller

2:14:07But it's still that's a lot of powder in that bad boy.

2:14:11That's a lot of firepower It's a that's it So this is what a lot

2:14:15of people have an issue with is the the wound that there was no exit

2:14:20wound It shot him in like the soft tissue of the neck if it killed

2:14:24you didn't go out. Would you feel pain?

2:14:27I mean I feel like he was dead almost instantly it look like he slumped

2:14:30over I think he was at the very least unconscious But it would have left

2:14:33his body you're saying I think it would have blown a hole out the back

2:14:37That's the thing. It's like nine millimeters do that sometimes.

2:14:40Yeah, it just doesn't it seems weird That it doesn't have an exit hole.

2:14:44Yeah, it seems weird that you're shooting him in the neck And the the image

2:14:49from the back. There's a video of him getting shot from the back It doesn't

2:14:52leave an exit hole. So it doesn't look like it's that round There's also the

2:14:58fact that this guy supposedly climbed on the roof with it and then assembled it

2:15:02Which doesn't make sense because if you assemble it that means you have to take

2:15:06the scope off with the scope back on You have to zero the rifle after

2:15:09you do stuff like that Yeah, the guy who had who killed or allegedly killed

2:15:13Osama bin Laden. Who's that Michael Mike?

2:15:16Who's the? I know who you're talking about the Navy SEAL.

2:15:19Yep. He was just talking about that And I only say allegedly cuz I don't

2:15:21know anything about that I don't know the specifics even though I read the frickin

2:15:24book he wrote Um, but yeah He was saying that uh to be able to

2:15:29do all that and get off of that roof.

2:15:30It all seems bizarre not only that they supposedly Disconnected the rifle again took it

2:15:36apart on the roof Put it in his backpack jumped off with it and then

2:15:40reassembled it and left it in the woods and allegedly was that a dairy queen

2:15:44You see that you could shoot someone and go to dairy queen It seems weird

2:15:47and then also his family's denying that he he confessed yeah They were saying that

2:15:53no he didn't confess and we haven't heard his family said two percent of what

2:15:56they're saying about this is correct Have you have you reached out to them or

2:15:59they reach out to you?

2:16:00No, I don't think they can I mean they're probably terrified about their son's future

2:16:04in life Like they're trying to pin this crime on him who knows if he

2:16:06did it or didn't do it I'm not saying he did it.

2:16:08I'm not saying he didn't do it, but I am saying that the story of

2:16:11him Climbing up there with a disassembled gun assembling it making that shot Climb it

2:16:18disassembling and again climbing down if that's the narrative that sounds like straight horse shit

2:16:24Yeah, and the video of him hopping down does not look like he's a rifle

2:16:27when he's hopping down So what what's happening?

2:16:29How did he get up there?

2:16:30How did no one see it?

2:16:31That there's so many things that are fucked up about that story that doesn't it

2:16:35doesn't totally make sense but a big one to me is the actual bullet hole

2:16:41that the actual damage that that rifle does look but here's another thing Guns do

2:16:47weird things sometimes like bullets do weird things and sometimes they don't Maybe it hit

2:16:52maybe it fucking center punched his spinal column and it did blow apart and it

2:16:56didn't go out the back It's possible.

2:16:59Have we seen have they get released any information about the autopsy?

2:17:04I don't know I don't know I mean you would think that I don't know

2:17:08what the specifics are But I know a lot of people are very skeptical which

2:17:10they are about everything these days Which is also part of the problem.

2:17:13Well, they have to be After will because the news is compromised at the news

2:17:17is owned by you know, it's not good and It's also there's a lot of

2:17:21disinformation out there. There's a lot of like covering up stories There's a lot of

2:17:25weird shit and yes, and then even Other places can put out news that that's

2:17:32bad for us. They'd be like, oh, well, we'll put this out there Sure, just

2:17:35disguised as information. Yeah, um, but did you see that exploding mic theory?

2:17:39Did you guys talk about that on here?

2:17:41I've heard that theory, but I don't know If that makes sense.

2:17:45I don't know. I've heard people talk about it, but I hadn't looked into it

2:17:48It looks like he got shot.

2:17:50I don't know if the microphone is gonna hit you in the neck Like how

2:17:53how do you know where the mic's pointing you're moving around a lot?

2:17:56How do you know when to make it go?

2:17:57That's a good point. They had like on his shirt at a specific spot But

2:18:00yeah, you're right. How would you know but then the place was it sounds like

2:18:03a gunshot though And there's a delay between the gunshot and the impact in terms

2:18:08of like acoustic readings like and I think somebody did an Analysis of the distance

2:18:13they believe the shot was taken from based on the sound You know if that

2:18:19is the round that they use thirty -odd six based on the sound of the

2:18:22gunshot going off and the amount of time Before it impacts them.

2:18:25It's a very small amount of time, but it is measurable And they think that

2:18:29it might have be actually been closer than what they're saying Which is I think

2:18:32a hundred and something yards.

2:18:34I forget what the exact distance was what was the exact distance?

2:18:37Supposedly he was like a hundred and forty yards or something like that But the

2:18:42weird thing is like this whole idea of assembling and disassembling it doesn't work like

2:18:46that man And if the guy's not a professional was he a professional?

2:18:50No, no, he definitely wasn't a professional But I'm like you could get trained like

2:18:54shooting a rifle at 140 yards with a really good scope If you've shot a

2:19:00bunch of times with a rifle and you can keep your shit together is not

2:19:03that Far of a shot you can make that shot got people can make that

2:19:07shot He wasn't even wearing a bulletproof vest, you know, they did obviously get hit

2:19:12in the neck But the thing is like if that's the narrative And I don't

2:19:16know if they're still sticking with the story But that was what they were saying

2:19:19at first that he disassembled it and reassembled it Reassembling a gun does not make

2:19:23it accurate You have to zero a rifle in and what that involves in you

2:19:28get to like whatever the yardage are that you're trying it out Like a hundred

2:19:32yards and you know, you you squeeze off a trigger And then you look through

2:19:36the binoculars or you have a spotter with a scope next to you and he

2:19:39says He says six inches high right and so then you adjust it You adjust

2:19:43the scope and that and then do you get it where it's firing and you

2:19:47do it on a rest?

2:19:48It takes a few shots man So you have a rest so that you're you're

2:19:51not your rifle You're not moving the rifle around working to you know be human

2:19:55error can be attributed to the mist And if you're on a hot roof, that

2:19:58was a hot roof, wasn't it?

2:20:00Most official and media accounts put the shot at roughly 200 yards with some investigative

2:20:05timeline suggesting a range of about 150 to 200 yards From Kirk so somewhere between

2:20:10150 and 200 yards But dude and also being on a hot roof have you

2:20:13ever been on a hot roof?

2:20:14I have dude it's hot.

2:20:16Well, it wasn't that hot.

2:20:17Well, yeah, it was it was September September in utah actually not that hot It

2:20:22sounds hot. Yeah, I don't think it was Because this this is happening while I

2:20:26was out elk hunting. What town did it happen in?

2:20:31I don't know I'm not sure It was in utah though I think it was

2:20:38in southern utah wasn't it yeah, but utah's You know, utah's a mountain.

2:20:43It's a mountain town. Yeah, my brother lives in utah.

2:20:47I like utah Like I said, I was in utah at the time.

2:20:51Oh, you were yeah, I was hunting in the mountains.

2:20:53Well, that's interesting Yeah I don't know nothing I started getting all these text messages

2:21:00from people wanting me to comment on things I was like, what are you talking

2:21:02about? I literally didn't know what was going on But I had to use the

2:21:06starlink to get online. Oh, wow.

2:21:08I got a starlink. It's like It's like the size of a fucking ipad and

2:21:13you lay it on the ground you get high -speed internet.

2:21:15It's incredible. That's cool Yeah, but that's how I had to like research it find

2:21:19out what the fuck people are talking about But did you see the there was

2:21:22like the facility in tennessee where they bought the whatever the mic thing was allegedly

2:21:27that That that place thing got completely obliterated 16 people died.

2:21:31What? What if you can bring that bring that they made the microphones where they

2:21:37made the uh lapel mic that he was wearing this is like a This is

2:21:42probably conspiracy thing or so you get this tick tock.

2:21:44This is a conspiracy theory.

2:21:46It's something. That's absolutely true.

2:21:47I just Haven't heard that one at all.

2:21:52I think james lee said i'm trying to stay away from this shit.

2:21:56That's why i'm not That's why I don't know.

2:21:59I agree. It's just I think it I don't know.

2:22:02It's just it's so my my point about the round is it's a large round

2:22:06and it seems like it would have done more damage And this is not my

2:22:10opinion. This is the opinion of many experts.

2:22:12Yeah, I agree with their opinion I was it's not uniquely my opinion.

2:22:16I saw it. I'm like, oh my god He got shot and then I heard

2:22:19it was a 30 odd six and I was like, hmm That's interesting.

2:22:22It's a little odd If you had to get shot by what would you like

2:22:26to get if you had to get shot you want to get killed, right?

2:22:28You don't want to get I don't shoot me with a 22.

2:22:31Yeah, okay Yeah, I take a 22 but a 22 kills people.

2:22:34Where would you take it at?

2:22:35Take it in the shoulder.

2:22:36I guess fuck. Yeah Dude, no, you don't want to get shot period.

2:22:42I know I agree joe, but i'm just saying If you had to get shot,

2:22:45how do you like because here's the cheek 22 and tighten up They're taking in

2:22:51the butt cheek I don't know Not good, but it's gonna be no no bullet

2:22:57is good to take but the point is that seemed like Not enough damage for

2:23:02that kind of round, but I might be wrong again I might be wrong in

2:23:06that bullets. Okay, if you're wrong things If it hit the spine and it blew

2:23:11apart, but I just feel like you would find a lot of it in there

2:23:14I dude, especially if there's no exit wound like where's how come you can't find

2:23:20The whole thing's bizarre dude.

2:23:22Do you see the part jamie that i'm talking about where that thing blew up?

2:23:24Oh, yeah, but i'm trying to find a good explanation Okay, understood and there may

2:23:27not be one. Thank you I'm sorry.

2:23:30No, because I brought it up yesterday.

2:23:32Oh, you did? Okay. Yeah, just like, I don't know.

2:23:35I think I'm just scared, and it's like, yeah, what do you— There it is.

2:23:38I just don't know that.

2:23:3918 people unaccounted for after deadly explosion rocks Tennessee plant.

2:23:44First responders rushed to accurate energetic systems—that sounds like a CIA operation—a facility on the

2:23:50line of Humphreys and Hickman counties that processes ammunition and explosives.

2:23:56But is this the place that made the microphones?

2:23:58So the conspiracy says that the micro fund was taken to this place to be

2:24:03converted into, like, an explosion.

2:24:06Somebody found an invoice from it.

2:24:08That was the piece of information that was going around.

2:24:10Who found that? Is that James Lee found that?

2:24:12Not sure. See if you can find what James Lee has to say.

2:24:15He's my number one source of information.

2:24:17That's what I heard, dude.

2:24:18I got to podcast with him.

2:24:19Did you? I got to meet him, dude.

2:24:21Is he cool? He's a nice guy, bro.

2:24:22He's fun. Yeah, he's like—well, his story's wild because he was working as a consultant

2:24:29for one of the big pharmaceutical companies, like one of the big ones that we

2:24:32know, right? And he just couldn't say the name, but he could say it, but

2:24:35he never said it. Right.

2:24:36And then he was in a Zoom one time, and they're like, okay, we still

2:24:40have a lot of stockpile from the first vaccination.

2:24:44And that's when he said they started suggesting, allegedly, that people should then get a

2:24:49second vaccination because they had this first—they still had more of the original vaccine.

2:24:54So it was just like a thing.

2:24:55Well, we have more of it.

2:24:56Let's sell it back to him.

2:24:57And that's why— And so he started getting, like, very skeptical.

2:25:00So he started really getting skeptical, and then he got out of it, and he

2:25:02said he just wants to, like, expose things that he feels like are not real

2:25:06or true. You think he might be CIA?

2:25:10Dun -dun -dun. You always got to worry.

2:25:12I don't know. You got to wonder.

2:25:13People thought Sean—people thought Sean Ryan was cool.

2:25:15Yeah, I've heard people say that.

2:25:16Remember? Yeah. That was a thing, but then now people don't.

2:25:19Doesn't seem like he is.

2:25:20Yeah. Unless they're being clever.

2:25:23Dun -dun -dun. I just want to be able to have, like, a family and

2:25:26just, like, think that everybody's going to be able to live.

2:25:28That would be nice. Yeah, that's the thing about ideologies and tribes.

2:25:32If it wasn't for ideologies and tribes, the idea is that we should all be

2:25:36able to live together. It's like—but the problem is it's not fair, the way the

2:25:40world's distributed. Yeah. You know?

2:25:43You know the statistic about the 1 % of the world?

2:25:45It's $34 ,000. You make $34 ,000 U .S.

2:25:50dollars, you are in the 1 % of the world.

2:25:54Yeah. That's crazy. I know.

2:25:57It's just tough sometimes to figure it out.

2:25:59You have to pray. That's what I've been trying to do.

2:26:01In order for us to get cheap jeans and an iPhone that only costs $1

2:26:05,000, somebody has to get paid squat.

2:26:08Somebody has to get fucked over.

2:26:10Somebody has to work long hours and live in those Foxconn factories where they have

2:26:15nets to keep people from jumping off the roof, you know?

2:26:18Yeah. Bro, you know when you're working in a place and there's so many people

2:26:22jumping off the roof that they just put nets up?

2:26:24You got a problem. Yeah.

2:26:26That's not a fun work environment.

2:26:29Hey, Ron's hitting the nets, guys.

2:26:31Yeah. Oh, Ron. You got to hit the net again.

2:26:33You're like, you dumb motherfucker.

2:26:34Why do you keep jumping in the net?

2:26:36I want to see what it feels like if I jump, but I know it's

2:26:39going to save me, but I still want to jump.

2:26:41Somebody comes back from lunch break and they just have the net marks on their

2:26:44face and they're like, ah, you tried it.

2:26:47But dude, it's just sad, man.

2:26:49It is sad. And we're better than this.

2:26:52Yeah. Humans overall are better than this.

2:26:54Thank you. Yeah. So people that are not acting better than this are not, they're

2:26:59not, I mean, I know we all have mistakes and we all do things that

2:27:02are fucked up, right? But like at a point where you're like.

2:27:04We should all be doing better.

2:27:06Taking lives. And if it's not the regular people, I feel like it's the government's,

2:27:10man. 100%. It is. 100%.

2:27:14Because if it was just people, we'd all figure out how to get along.

2:27:16Unless you think those people are the infidels or those people are the goyim or

2:27:22those people are the Jews or those people are the Arabs or whatever you decide.

2:27:27Slytherin. The other. You decide to other a group of people.

2:27:30Yeah. Then it becomes a problem because it's us versus them.

2:27:33And then you're back to the same tribal bullshit that needs to turn us all

2:27:36trans. That's why we need to lose our gender and lose our primate dominant instincts

2:27:41and all of our territorial instincts.

2:27:44Well, I told you I was going to mail my dick away.

2:27:46We're going to be all telepathic with big old heads and little tiny mouths because

2:27:50we're not going to use them anymore because no one's going to have a dick

2:27:52to suck. And then. Tiny mouth like this.

2:27:55Oh. No one's going to have a clit to lick.

2:27:58So you're going to have a tiny mouth like this.

2:27:59And you communicate with your mind.

2:28:00So your mouth gets just going to atrophy and you're going to get all your

2:28:04food through like a suck hole.

2:28:06You're going to have just a straw to eat all your food.

2:28:09They're going to figure out how to make perfect food where it's just like you

2:28:12don't have to go to a restaurant, eat chicken or have fish.

2:28:15No, no, no. Suck on a straw.

2:28:18Get all the nutrients you need in this fucking sludge.

2:28:21And the sludge makes it feels like an orgasm when you take it.

2:28:24That's why you get people to do it.

2:28:26They take it. It lights all their synapses up.

2:28:30Like when you hit that vape.

2:28:32Hit that busy boy. First thing in the morning.

2:28:34Give me a hit of that real quick.

2:28:36My man. Let's go. This is the first hit.

2:28:39It's the good one. Give me a hit.

2:28:40Ready? This is it. Right there.

2:28:41Yeah. Hit that bitch Ricky.

2:28:46Oh yeah. Yeah. It's that first one.

2:28:51Yeah. That's it. That tastes good.

2:28:53What's in that one? That's like a professional one.

2:28:55That's coffee. Oh that's delicious.

2:28:58That's a professional one though.

2:28:59That's a trap. Yeah. This one is for outdoors people.

2:29:03Outdoorsy. But it doesn't taste outdoorsy.

2:29:05It tastes like fake coffee.

2:29:06I'll leave it over here if you do.

2:29:07Nope. I'm good. One hit's good.

2:29:10No no no. I know it's a slippery slope.

2:29:12I'll be pulling into the gas station to get an Escobar later.

2:29:14Oh Escobars. Those are the ones.

2:29:17Remember you were like you said you were hiding from yourself at night.

2:29:19Those get you. Yeah. I had to hide them from myself.

2:29:22They get me. Yeah. Sometimes I'd be ashamed so I'd take a hit and I'd

2:29:26blow it into my shirt.

2:29:28Wouldn't want anybody to know I'm doing it.

2:29:31But your tight shirt that bitch fucking comes right out the armpits.

2:29:35That's why I wear a hoodie.

2:29:36Just leave you put it over the top.

2:29:39I'll wrap like a monk.

2:29:40But tell me. But tell me.

2:29:43I mean Joe like what are some things like give me some like what are

2:29:46some things that yeah that we can do to keep us in a space of

2:29:52giving ourselves the best chance to To feel human because yeah one day you're gonna

2:29:58go to a museum and there's gonna be a smile in there Well, it has

2:30:00to happen on an individual basis, right?

2:30:03Everybody has to be human to each other on an individual basis and Sometimes it

2:30:08takes something chaotic like a tragedy like 9 -11 for people to just be cool

2:30:12to each other You know, I remember what I've talked about this before but post

2:30:169 -11 everyone was so connected Everyone was smiling people were letting you get on

2:30:21the highway. They're letting you get in their lane.

2:30:23They're waving everyone had American flag on their car We've been attacked.

2:30:27We were united You know and it's just sad that it takes something like that

2:30:32for people to realize like this is a gift to be alive Yeah, it's incredible

2:30:36country at this incredible time in history, but we are under the rule of tyrants,

2:30:41you know and I'm not saying this the US government's tyrant or and I'm not

2:30:45in no individual but every Government that is in control of military that is involved

2:30:52these exchanges with other kind they're run but by tyrants Someone's a tyrant whether it's

2:30:58Putin or this guy or that guy or whoever is in charge of Iran right

2:31:02now They keep the people on the street from using the internet they kill all

2:31:06the protesters. That's the problem.

2:31:08The problem is people in power It's not people.

2:31:11Yeah, people generally are good Especially when they're not starving when they're not starving and

2:31:16they're not desperate. They're not being attacked Most people generally are good.

2:31:21Yeah Obviously dependent upon how you grew up and what you were exposed to when

2:31:25you were young and what kind of horrors did you have to see?

2:31:28Were you in a war -torn country?

2:31:29You know were you in a third -world place where the cartels run everything?

2:31:33Did you see those kids in Gaza with like they had like they were playing

2:31:36a doll and they were like it was like they loaded their doll up on

2:31:41a stretcher like they were Fucking heartbreaking bro.

2:31:45Imagine like the just the trauma if you lived in that place Pre October 7th

2:31:53was not fun even back then it was an open -air prison by most accounts

2:31:58Oh, yeah, they were taking settlers homes They were just cut they'd come and knock

2:32:01into your home and then eventually just take it away Well, there's a this attitude

2:32:04for a lot of Israelis have that it's all theirs, you know Here's an explanation

2:32:10tinfoil hat time though. Just done done done exactly.

2:32:13Okay. This is a dude named Mike France Not it wasn't James Lee reporting Mike

2:32:18Franco. Excuse me the same stuff.

2:32:20I've seen Not else says October 10th 2025 exactly one month after Kirk's death a

2:32:24catastrophic explosion destroyed building 602 at the accurate energetic systems Facility and McEwen Tennessee the

2:32:32blast estimated to involve 23 ,000 pounds of explosives killed 16 employees injured several others

2:32:38and Registered as a 1 .6 magnitude seismic event.

2:32:42Yo the US chemical safety board confirmed the site produced cast boosters and miniaturized shape

2:32:49charges for military and industrial use Conspiracy theorists allege that aes was the manufacturer of

2:32:56the miniature shaped charge used in charlie kirk's assassination They point to a four hundred

2:33:01twenty five thousand dollar developed department of defense contract Awarded to a yes in May

2:33:06of 2025 for extra small anti -personnel demolition charges Possibly used in covert operations the

2:33:14timing of the explosion Just weeks after charlie kirk's death has fueled speculation That it

2:33:19was a deliberate cover -up to destroy evidence and eliminate the personnel with knowledge of

2:33:24the technology So there's the pager attacks the lebanon pager attacks Here's the my problem

2:33:29with that explanation and i'm not saying that i'm right and they're wrong My problem

2:33:34is I don't see that thing exploding.

2:33:36Yeah, so that microphone. I don't see it exploding.

2:33:39I don't see fire coming out of it If you have a gun and the

2:33:42gun goes off six inches from someone's neck like that, you're gonna see a charge

2:33:46out of the great point And if it's a small device without a barrel something

2:33:50has to propel that energy and that's an explosion And if it explodes you're gonna

2:33:55see it explode unless they've developed some sort of way of hiding that yeah That

2:34:00I don't know about but if I'm but if they're talking about conventional gunpowder And

2:34:06what they use for bullet rounds that doesn't seem to make sense to me Yeah,

2:34:10but I might be missing something.

2:34:12I don't know. Yeah, no, that's actually a great point that you said.

2:34:14Yeah, I agree with you Kind of seems like that thing with spark.

2:34:19Yeah, I mean it's close to his neck.

2:34:22It's blowing his neck up I mean it seems odd that it can do that

2:34:27without fire Doesn't make sense But I might be missing something there might be some

2:34:33new technology that I'm not aware of Let's find out that is there any technology

2:34:37that exists where you could have a projectile come out of a small thing?

2:34:42Like a microphone that's on someone's neck and not have fire.

2:34:46I don't know Um, I don't know it may it but there's also some stuff

2:34:51head hurt. Yeah, it should make your head hurt But there's also probably some stuff

2:34:54that we're not hip to oh for sure dude, right?

2:34:57They come out with stuff all the time that we'll never see probably yeah, I

2:34:59mean they have drones that look like bugs They're like Yeah, looks like a bug.

2:35:04That's crazy fucking drone a little itty -bitty drone You're just sitting there spraying raid

2:35:09on something that's watching y 'all fuck or whatever at night.

2:35:11That's great He's getting films Christy gnomes husband.

2:35:16Oh, yeah, boy. He had the merpers on him, huh?

2:35:20What did he was they did anybody explain what that was about was it really

2:35:24just like a Halloween costume?

2:35:25That's what I thought it was probably but then there's some other ones where he's

2:35:28kind of lipstick and he actually could be He was fucking around for like a

2:35:32party or something like that He was giving Kevin Spacey and a lot of this

2:35:34you could feel the Kevin Spacey come doing some of those photos But here's the

2:35:37question is is that a costume?

2:35:40He was wearing for funsies like a dress -up thing.

2:35:43This guy's a freak. That's what I thought it was It could be because if

2:35:46it is a costume for funsies and then somebody finds it on your laptop Like

2:35:51I gotta explain how can it we're just fucking around I was doing Wanda from

2:35:56in living color You know Yeah, I ain't no one to gossip so you ain't

2:36:00heard it from me. I mean, was that Wanda?

2:36:02No, which one was Wanda?

2:36:03I forget. Dude, how great was that show, dude?

2:36:06Amazing show. Did you love it?

2:36:07Amazing show. Amazing show. One of the greats.

2:36:10Dude, we would go in our neighborhood afterwards and me, Larry, Eddie, Wayne, King, just

2:36:14guys off of my street, dude, we'd go out there and impersonate all of the

2:36:17freaking characters. Bro, that show was groundbreaking.

2:36:19So there was hundreds of messages, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then this was some

2:36:24of them, I think. What do you mean, blah, blah, blah?

2:36:26Messages about what? I said there was three models of women.

2:36:29There was three women, so I think hundreds of messages reportedly sent by three women

2:36:32from the scene. Oh, Christy Nolm's husband.

2:36:34Didn't she just get let go or something?

2:36:36Hundreds of messages. Traded selfies is a woman who pledges to worship like a goddess,

2:36:40telling her you turn me into a girl.

2:36:45Before asking if he should put on leggings.

2:36:47Oh, okay, but is this real, right?

2:36:52The post has not confirmed the details reported by the male.

2:36:55This is what male? The Daily Mail?

2:36:58Yeah, that's originally reported, I think.

2:36:59Let me tell you something about the Daily Mail.

2:37:00They just made an article saying that I'm moving out of Austin.

2:37:04Oh. That I'm fed up with Austin, I'm moving out of Austin.

2:37:08That's not true. And that was published by the Daily Mail.

2:37:10Right. And also, didn't Christy Nolm just go through something where she got let go

2:37:14or something? Is that right?

2:37:15Yes. And not just let go, but involved in a scandal.

2:37:19There's some sort of a money scandal.

2:37:21Sometimes this kind of shit follows that.

2:37:23It's hard to know, but he also looks like, like, who's that actor right there

2:37:27he looks like a little bit?

2:37:28What are those boobs? Those are crazy.

2:37:29Will Arnett or something? No, not Will Arnett.

2:37:31He's got crazy fake boobs.

2:37:33Like, they're nuts. They're just balloons.

2:37:35That's all it is? Yeah.

2:37:37So how do we know?

2:37:38You got tricked easy, bro.

2:37:39Joe just got tricked, bro.

2:37:41Well, I don't think they're real.

2:37:42I mean, I thought they were, like, a fake one that he wore.

2:37:44But she was thinking about them.

2:37:45Oh, shit, she's JonBenet -ing right there.

2:37:47Look at that shit. That's crazy to me, dude.

2:37:51So, supposedly, there's letters that he was sending to girls that you make me dress

2:37:55up like a girl. But look, again, isn't it crazy that she's involved in some

2:37:59sort of a scandal that's about money?

2:38:01And then this comes out.

2:38:02And then this comes out.

2:38:02I agree. You have to start to notice that.

2:38:04And then here's the craziest part.

2:38:06At a certain point... Forget about him.

2:38:09Can you find out what she was let go for and what's involved in it?

2:38:13Because there was some sort of a campaign fund scandal or something that has to

2:38:18do something with money. A lot of money.

2:38:21Like, millions. Millions and millions of dollars.

2:38:24And then all of a sudden this happens.

2:38:26You got to get a little suspicious.

2:38:27In this day and age...

2:38:29Oh, yeah. It was the campaign commercials she got in trouble for.

2:38:33Because it's like they hired someone she knew and she was riding a horse through

2:38:37the fucking... Right. But there's something about the money being inappropriately spent.

2:38:43It's like $100 million or something.

2:38:45$100 million? Or $28 million.

2:38:47I'm trying to find out what this article doesn't say.

2:38:48Let's not comment until we have the specifics.

2:38:50Joe, do you think that things would be any different with America's relationship in the

2:38:56Middle East right now? If the Republicans hadn't won the election, if Trump hadn't won,

2:39:01or do you think it's all the same...

2:39:03It's a good question. You think it's all the same like Geppettos in the distance,

2:39:06like running the strings and it's all...

2:39:08Well, the last administration funded the proxy war in Ukraine.

2:39:13Right. $200 million. And they were...

2:39:14So a firm tied to Kristi Noem secretly got money from $220 million DHS ad

2:39:22contracts. Dude, for $220 million, you could put tits on my husband for $220 million,

2:39:27you know? But you know what I'm saying?

2:39:28And I'm not even a gay guy.

2:39:30Right. But now they're painting her out to be a nutcase, right?

2:39:34Because her husband's a freak.

2:39:36So this firm... Not saying that he's not a freak.

2:39:39Yeah. Right? He might really be in a dress not like a girl.

2:39:42That might all be real.

2:39:43Yeah. Let him cook. You're going to make me put on leggings?

2:39:45Yeah. He might have autogynephilia, right?

2:39:48But also... Let him cook.

2:39:49That might be coming out because of this.

2:39:53And there's probably a bunch of people that got some money and they're like, let's

2:39:57try to make this ugly.

2:39:58Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, that's scary, too, because it's like...

2:40:02Who knows? I mean, we don't know anything about the case, right?

2:40:06We don't know anything about either case.

2:40:07The money missing or his fake tits.

2:40:09Yeah. I never had no fake tits.

2:40:11I mean, I've done some weird shit here and there.

2:40:12Steve -O almost got a pair of fake tits.

2:40:14Did he? Yeah. Just tell us the story.

2:40:16I agree. That's too much.

2:40:19But he's in that constant, perpetual state of having to one -up himself, doing something

2:40:24more and more ridiculous every time.

2:40:27Do... What do you think is going to happen?

2:40:30Do you think we're going to be okay?

2:40:32I hope so. Of course.

2:40:33I don't know. Do you think about it?

2:40:35I'm confused. I can't believe we went to this war.

2:40:37When we started bombing Iran, I was like, this can't be true.

2:40:40And what about Lebanon now?

2:40:42I know. Israel's invaded Lebanon.

2:40:44Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, just fucking stop it.

2:40:47What do you need? Well, they're trying to...

2:40:51Supposedly, they're trying to stop the terrorists.

2:40:54That's crazy, though. You're the fucking terrorist.

2:40:59You know what I'm saying?

2:41:00Like, if you want to stop them, fucking stand in front of the fucking mirror.

2:41:04And start there. But also, what do I know?

2:41:07What do you know? You're right.

2:41:09I don't... But it's all just like, fuck, there's got to be some way that

2:41:12we're better than this. What they're saying is, like, if this was found out by...

2:41:15The story about Christine Lump's husband was found out by, like, a newspaper online.

2:41:19Allegedly. And that if they can find this out, then obviously hostile intelligence services, according

2:41:25to the CIA officer Mark Polymeropoulos, knows this stuff as well.

2:41:29If a media organization finds this out, you can assume that a high degree of

2:41:32confidence that a hostile intelligence service knows this as well.

2:41:35And a former CIA officer, Mark Polymeropoulos.

2:41:40That's probably... Damaging information like this can be a tantalizing lead for a hostile intelligence

2:41:45source. They approach the person and say, if you work with us, we won't expose

2:41:49this. And if you don't, we will.

2:41:52Hmm. So he's posting these online and someone came across them, is what it sounds

2:41:55like. Well, he might be a freak.

2:41:57Who cares? Let him fucking cook a little.

2:41:59Look, I think a lot of those people that are involved in government are freaks.

2:42:01And I bet their husbands and wives are freaks, too.

2:42:04They're fucking weirdos. They want to be in power.

2:42:07Yeah, it's... They want to wear leggings.

2:42:09It's all crazy. We just have to focus on the things that we can't...

2:42:12And like Matt McCusker he started a garden it's like 10 to the garden that

2:42:15you can have you know he grows blueberries and he grows Um that's the way

2:42:19to do it one actually he grew one blueberry during the congressional hearings Kristi Noem

2:42:24was probed about accusations of conducting a taxpayer -funded affair with her former aide Corey

2:42:32Lewandowski who has since left the Department of Homeland Security.

2:42:36Corey Lewandowski, dude I was in a fucking fantasy football league with that guy for

2:42:40real. Yes for him up again.

2:42:42Yeah, no kidding Let me see a photo of him mother effort, dude She's pretty

2:42:47hot see Lou, bro. Oh, this different dude.

2:42:50Yeah, seems like a different dude Oh, so that guy was the guy who see

2:42:54Lou ain't shit banging her Okay Supposedly allegedly who knows but again when there's a

2:43:01bunch of money that's missing and there's a scandal hundreds of millions of dollars Weird

2:43:06shit starts getting Tossed around that throw you a house of cards, baby Go rewatch

2:43:12it. That's I think that's probably the most accurate depiction of how the government works.

2:43:16Yeah Kevin's face a fascinating guy.

2:43:19Well, everybody in that show was great.

2:43:21It's just like a really well -made show.

2:43:23Yeah That's that was fascinating.

2:43:25He did it He did all right dog.

2:43:26We gotta wrap this up soon.

2:43:27Dude, that's fine with me I thought you I thought you I was staying here

2:43:29cuz you're here. No, I love you.

2:43:31I love things. I gotta do Um, are you gonna be around tonight are you

2:43:35going you're going back? I might stop by um Bus boys in theaters April 17th.

2:43:41So that's like two weeks from now.

2:43:43Let's fucking go two weeks in a few days.

2:43:45Yeah Um, let's fucking go.

2:43:48Thank you for that come and talk about I'm excited for you and just to

2:43:51see you Yeah, I'm excited too man.

2:43:52I hope it kills it.

2:43:53Yeah, I just think I'm sure it's gonna be really funny with you and David

2:43:55Spade We tried our we did a good job.

2:43:58I'm sure dude. He's so funny.

2:44:00Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna be awesome But um, thank you for everything dude.

2:44:03My pleasure and it's good to see you and see you.

2:44:05Yeah, come by tonight Let's hang out.

2:44:07I'll come by I have a show tonight, but I'll come by where you got

2:44:09I'm at this moody theater I'm practicing for my special so I got to get

2:44:12ready. Um, what time you at the moody seven.

2:44:14Okay, come by We'll be there till I'm gonna be in I'll be there for

2:44:19a while. Okay, I'll come by and say hey All right.

2:44:21All right. All right. Good to see you.

2:44:22All right, Jamie. Thank you so much bus boys April 17.

2:44:24Go watch it We love you guys You

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