#2458 - Matt McCusker
2/20/2026167 mintranscribing
0:12A lot of people have lights on their tables now to light up their face
0:12A lot of people have lights on their tables now to light up their face
0:12A lot of people have lights on their tables now to light up their face
0:12A lot of people have lights on their tables now to light up their face
0:15to make them look more pretty.
0:15to make them look more pretty.
0:15to make them look more pretty.
0:15to make them look more pretty.
0:16Really? Yeah, they have like a slight, like an opening in the table, and then
0:16Really? Yeah, they have like a slight, like an opening in the table, and then
0:16Really? Yeah, they have like a slight, like an opening in the table, and then
0:16Really? Yeah, they have like a slight, like an opening in the table, and then
0:21a light that gets on you so you don't see like the shadows in your
0:21a light that gets on you so you don't see like the shadows in your
0:21a light that gets on you so you don't see like the shadows in your
0:21a light that gets on you so you don't see like the shadows in your
0:25face so you don't look shitty.
0:25face so you don't look shitty.
0:25face so you don't look shitty.
0:25face so you don't look shitty.
0:27I feel like, isn't that what you do with like a scary story?
0:27I feel like, isn't that what you do with like a scary story?
0:27I feel like, isn't that what you do with like a scary story?
0:27I feel like, isn't that what you do with like a scary story?
0:29You put a flashlight under your chin?
0:29You put a flashlight under your chin?
0:29You put a flashlight under your chin?
0:29You put a flashlight under your chin?
0:31Yeah, but they're not trying to do that.
0:31Yeah, but they're not trying to do that.
0:31Yeah, but they're not trying to do that.
0:31Yeah, but they're not trying to do that.
0:32They're trying to like balance it out so you look flat.
0:32They're trying to like balance it out so you look flat.
0:32They're trying to like balance it out so you look flat.
0:32They're trying to like balance it out so you look flat.
0:35That's crazy, man. You look like what you look like.
0:35That's crazy, man. You look like what you look like.
0:35That's crazy, man. You look like what you look like.
0:35That's crazy, man. You look like what you look like.
0:38Yeah, you got to give up after a while.
0:38Yeah, you got to give up after a while.
0:38Yeah, you got to give up after a while.
0:38Yeah, you got to give up after a while.
0:40The weirdest shit is men who use filters when they take pictures.
0:40The weirdest shit is men who use filters when they take pictures.
0:40The weirdest shit is men who use filters when they take pictures.
0:40The weirdest shit is men who use filters when they take pictures.
0:44That's insane. There's comedian men that use filters.
0:44That's insane. There's comedian men that use filters.
0:44That's insane. There's comedian men that use filters.
0:44That's insane. There's comedian men that use filters.
0:47Really? Yes. It's very odd.
0:47Really? Yes. It's very odd.
0:47Really? Yes. It's very odd.
0:47Really? Yes. It's very odd.
0:49How do you know? How do you tell?
0:49How do you know? How do you tell?
0:49How do you know? How do you tell?
0:49How do you know? How do you tell?
0:51You know what they really look like.
0:51You know what they really look like.
0:51You know what they really look like.
0:51You know what they really look like.
0:52Yeah, duh. And then you see them and they look like a cartoon.
0:52Yeah, duh. And then you see them and they look like a cartoon.
0:52Yeah, duh. And then you see them and they look like a cartoon.
0:52Yeah, duh. And then you see them and they look like a cartoon.
0:55Like Netflix does that with their, the pictures that they use when they promote your
0:55Like Netflix does that with their, the pictures that they use when they promote your
0:55Like Netflix does that with their, the pictures that they use when they promote your
0:55Like Netflix does that with their, the pictures that they use when they promote your
1:00special. Like the picture of you, they'll put that bitch through a filter.
1:00special. Like the picture of you, they'll put that bitch through a filter.
1:00special. Like the picture of you, they'll put that bitch through a filter.
1:00special. Like the picture of you, they'll put that bitch through a filter.
1:04That makes sense. And you look so pretty.
1:04That makes sense. And you look so pretty.
1:04That makes sense. And you look so pretty.
1:04That makes sense. And you look so pretty.
1:06Yeah. If people see you after the show, you're like, you look horrible.
1:06Yeah. If people see you after the show, you're like, you look horrible.
1:06Yeah. If people see you after the show, you're like, you look horrible.
1:06Yeah. If people see you after the show, you're like, you look horrible.
1:10I didn't know you looked so bad.
1:10I didn't know you looked so bad.
1:10I didn't know you looked so bad.
1:10I didn't know you looked so bad.
1:12You look so old. Thanks, man.
1:12You look so old. Thanks, man.
1:12You look so old. Thanks, man.
1:12You look so old. Thanks, man.
1:13I am so old. I'm almost 60.
1:13I am so old. I'm almost 60.
1:13I am so old. I'm almost 60.
1:13I am so old. I'm almost 60.
1:17Dang. I know. It's crazy.
1:17Dang. I know. It's crazy.
1:17Dang. I know. It's crazy.
1:17Dang. I know. It's crazy.
1:19I'm 58. I'm 40. I just turned 40.
1:19I'm 58. I'm 40. I just turned 40.
1:19I'm 58. I'm 40. I just turned 40.
1:19I'm 58. I'm 40. I just turned 40.
1:21Those are real numbers. Yeah, I know.
1:21Those are real numbers. Yeah, I know.
1:21Those are real numbers. Yeah, I know.
1:21Those are real numbers. Yeah, I know.
1:24I age, as soon as I had kids, I age like immediately.
1:24I age, as soon as I had kids, I age like immediately.
1:24I age, as soon as I had kids, I age like immediately.
1:24I age, as soon as I had kids, I age like immediately.
1:27You would have thought I literally gave birth.
1:27You would have thought I literally gave birth.
1:27You would have thought I literally gave birth.
1:27You would have thought I literally gave birth.
1:29Yeah, well, it's like there's lack of sleep.
1:29Yeah, well, it's like there's lack of sleep.
1:29Yeah, well, it's like there's lack of sleep.
1:29Yeah, well, it's like there's lack of sleep.
1:31Yeah, that's what got me.
1:31Yeah, that's what got me.
1:31Yeah, that's what got me.
1:31Yeah, that's what got me.
1:33Yeah. You know what's really good for that?
1:33Yeah. You know what's really good for that?
1:33Yeah. You know what's really good for that?
1:33Yeah. You know what's really good for that?
1:34Creatine. I've been taking it.
1:34Creatine. I've been taking it.
1:34Creatine. I've been taking it.
1:34Creatine. I've been taking it.
1:36Yeah. Creatine, they say 20 grams a day.
1:36Yeah. Creatine, they say 20 grams a day.
1:36Yeah. Creatine, they say 20 grams a day.
1:36Yeah. Creatine, they say 20 grams a day.
1:39Start like with five and work your way up to 20 and check to see
1:39Start like with five and work your way up to 20 and check to see
1:39Start like with five and work your way up to 20 and check to see
1:39Start like with five and work your way up to 20 and check to see
1:43how your butthole holds up because the seal might be loose.
1:43how your butthole holds up because the seal might be loose.
1:43how your butthole holds up because the seal might be loose.
1:43how your butthole holds up because the seal might be loose.
1:46I've ran this experiment. Actually, 20 gets my guts going, man.
1:46I've ran this experiment. Actually, 20 gets my guts going, man.
1:46I've ran this experiment. Actually, 20 gets my guts going, man.
1:46I've ran this experiment. Actually, 20 gets my guts going, man.
1:50Bro, it does. It does.
1:50Bro, it does. It does.
1:50Bro, it does. It does.
1:50Bro, it does. It does.
1:52I don't do 20 in a dose.
1:52I don't do 20 in a dose.
1:52I don't do 20 in a dose.
1:52I don't do 20 in a dose.
1:53I do 10 in the morning and 10 at night.
1:53I do 10 in the morning and 10 at night.
1:53I do 10 in the morning and 10 at night.
1:53I do 10 in the morning and 10 at night.
1:56I did 20. Because I was doing 20 in a dose and it was just
1:56I did 20. Because I was doing 20 in a dose and it was just
1:56I did 20. Because I was doing 20 in a dose and it was just
1:56I did 20. Because I was doing 20 in a dose and it was just
1:58like, everybody out of the pool.
1:58like, everybody out of the pool.
1:58like, everybody out of the pool.
1:58like, everybody out of the pool.
2:01I'm also not convinced diarrhea is bad for you.
2:01I'm also not convinced diarrhea is bad for you.
2:01I'm also not convinced diarrhea is bad for you.
2:01I'm also not convinced diarrhea is bad for you.
2:03I swear to God, like not shitting for sure, but diarrhea is just like, let's
2:03I swear to God, like not shitting for sure, but diarrhea is just like, let's
2:03I swear to God, like not shitting for sure, but diarrhea is just like, let's
2:03I swear to God, like not shitting for sure, but diarrhea is just like, let's
2:07speed this up. Well, isn't that what, is that consumption?
2:07speed this up. Well, isn't that what, is that consumption?
2:07speed this up. Well, isn't that what, is that consumption?
2:07speed this up. Well, isn't that what, is that consumption?
2:11What is the disease where you can't stop having diarrhea?
2:11What is the disease where you can't stop having diarrhea?
2:11What is the disease where you can't stop having diarrhea?
2:11What is the disease where you can't stop having diarrhea?
2:14Dysentery. Dysentery. That's it. Shit.
2:14Dysentery. Dysentery. That's it. Shit.
2:14Dysentery. Dysentery. That's it. Shit.
2:14Dysentery. Dysentery. That's it. Shit.
2:16All right. Well, if you can't stop having it, sure.
2:16All right. Well, if you can't stop having it, sure.
2:16All right. Well, if you can't stop having it, sure.
2:16All right. Well, if you can't stop having it, sure.
2:19Well, that's like, you can't digest food.
2:19Well, that's like, you can't digest food.
2:19Well, that's like, you can't digest food.
2:19Well, that's like, you can't digest food.
2:20It just goes right through you and just shit constantly.
2:20It just goes right through you and just shit constantly.
2:20It just goes right through you and just shit constantly.
2:20It just goes right through you and just shit constantly.
2:23Yeah, you shit starved. Yeah.
2:23Yeah, you shit starved. Yeah.
2:23Yeah, you shit starved. Yeah.
2:23Yeah, you shit starved. Yeah.
2:25That sucks, actually. Yeah. That sucks.
2:25That sucks, actually. Yeah. That sucks.
2:25That sucks, actually. Yeah. That sucks.
2:25That sucks, actually. Yeah. That sucks.
2:27Not good. Once a week, though.
2:27Not good. Once a week, though.
2:27Not good. Once a week, though.
2:27Not good. Once a week, though.
2:29That's fine. You know what I used to do?
2:29That's fine. You know what I used to do?
2:29That's fine. You know what I used to do?
2:29That's fine. You know what I used to do?
2:30I used to drink kale smoothies in the morning.
2:30I used to drink kale smoothies in the morning.
2:30I used to drink kale smoothies in the morning.
2:30I used to drink kale smoothies in the morning.
2:32That was the first thing that I would do.
2:32That was the first thing that I would do.
2:32That was the first thing that I would do.
2:32That was the first thing that I would do.
2:34I would throw kale and garlic and like apples and shit in a blender and
2:34I would throw kale and garlic and like apples and shit in a blender and
2:34I would throw kale and garlic and like apples and shit in a blender and
2:34I would throw kale and garlic and like apples and shit in a blender and
2:39that's what I would drink first thing in the morning.
2:39that's what I would drink first thing in the morning.
2:39that's what I would drink first thing in the morning.
2:39that's what I would drink first thing in the morning.
2:40Yeah. And boy, that is just like, that clears the pathway.
2:40Yeah. And boy, that is just like, that clears the pathway.
2:40Yeah. And boy, that is just like, that clears the pathway.
2:40Yeah. And boy, that is just like, that clears the pathway.
2:45That's like, you know when you clear your rain gutters of leaves?
2:45That's like, you know when you clear your rain gutters of leaves?
2:45That's like, you know when you clear your rain gutters of leaves?
2:45That's like, you know when you clear your rain gutters of leaves?
2:48Yeah. You get a hose on that bitch and you just fucking blow them off
2:48Yeah. You get a hose on that bitch and you just fucking blow them off
2:48Yeah. You get a hose on that bitch and you just fucking blow them off
2:48Yeah. You get a hose on that bitch and you just fucking blow them off
2:54the top. That's what it's like.
2:54the top. That's what it's like.
2:54the top. That's what it's like.
2:54the top. That's what it's like.
2:55Yeah. I've done the green drink before.
2:55Yeah. I've done the green drink before.
2:55Yeah. I've done the green drink before.
2:55Yeah. I've done the green drink before.
2:56It does get you. I was vegan for like a month and that was like
2:56It does get you. I was vegan for like a month and that was like
2:56It does get you. I was vegan for like a month and that was like
2:56It does get you. I was vegan for like a month and that was like
2:59the biggest dumps, but I actually got hemorrhoids from being vegan.
2:59the biggest dumps, but I actually got hemorrhoids from being vegan.
2:59the biggest dumps, but I actually got hemorrhoids from being vegan.
2:59the biggest dumps, but I actually got hemorrhoids from being vegan.
3:03Oh, because on the toilet too much?
3:03Oh, because on the toilet too much?
3:03Oh, because on the toilet too much?
3:03Oh, because on the toilet too much?
3:04It was just that the turds were so big.
3:04It was just that the turds were so big.
3:04It was just that the turds were so big.
3:04It was just that the turds were so big.
3:06I was getting like blown out.
3:06I was getting like blown out.
3:06I was getting like blown out.
3:06I was getting like blown out.
3:07I got hemorrhoids from being vegan.
3:07I got hemorrhoids from being vegan.
3:07I got hemorrhoids from being vegan.
3:07I got hemorrhoids from being vegan.
3:10Was it taking too long to poop or was it just like, it was just
3:10Was it taking too long to poop or was it just like, it was just
3:10Was it taking too long to poop or was it just like, it was just
3:10Was it taking too long to poop or was it just like, it was just
3:13spectacular? It was just massive, right?
3:13spectacular? It was just massive, right?
3:13spectacular? It was just massive, right?
3:13spectacular? It was just massive, right?
3:15It was spectacular. There were massive bull winders.
3:15It was spectacular. There were massive bull winders.
3:15It was spectacular. There were massive bull winders.
3:15It was spectacular. There were massive bull winders.
3:18It was like twice a day.
3:18It was like twice a day.
3:18It was like twice a day.
3:18It was like twice a day.
3:21I was like an adult entertainer, dude.
3:21I was like an adult entertainer, dude.
3:21I was like an adult entertainer, dude.
3:21I was like an adult entertainer, dude.
3:23I was like my body just gave out to adult entertainer.
3:23I was like my body just gave out to adult entertainer.
3:23I was like my body just gave out to adult entertainer.
3:23I was like my body just gave out to adult entertainer.
3:27Well, when you think about it, it's all that fiber that your body doesn't process,
3:27Well, when you think about it, it's all that fiber that your body doesn't process,
3:27Well, when you think about it, it's all that fiber that your body doesn't process,
3:27Well, when you think about it, it's all that fiber that your body doesn't process,
3:31but they say that that's what's good for keeping you clean, you know?
3:31but they say that that's what's good for keeping you clean, you know?
3:31but they say that that's what's good for keeping you clean, you know?
3:31but they say that that's what's good for keeping you clean, you know?
3:35Yeah. The fiber pushes everything out.
3:35Yeah. The fiber pushes everything out.
3:35Yeah. The fiber pushes everything out.
3:35Yeah. The fiber pushes everything out.
3:37I'm back on the fiber train now.
3:37I'm back on the fiber train now.
3:37I'm back on the fiber train now.
3:37I'm back on the fiber train now.
3:39I was all about protein now.
3:39I was all about protein now.
3:39I was all about protein now.
3:39I was all about protein now.
3:40I'm like, yeah, I need my fiber now.
3:40I'm like, yeah, I need my fiber now.
3:40I'm like, yeah, I need my fiber now.
3:40I'm like, yeah, I need my fiber now.
3:43It's hard to know who's right because the carnivore people are like, you don't need
3:43It's hard to know who's right because the carnivore people are like, you don't need
3:43It's hard to know who's right because the carnivore people are like, you don't need
3:43It's hard to know who's right because the carnivore people are like, you don't need
3:47fiber. There's no need for fiber.
3:47fiber. There's no need for fiber.
3:47fiber. There's no need for fiber.
3:47fiber. There's no need for fiber.
3:49But then there's like, there's evidence that fiber is good for you.
3:49But then there's like, there's evidence that fiber is good for you.
3:49But then there's like, there's evidence that fiber is good for you.
3:49But then there's like, there's evidence that fiber is good for you.
3:53Yeah. Isn't that what your whole microbiome needs to like make the germs or whatever
3:53Yeah. Isn't that what your whole microbiome needs to like make the germs or whatever
3:53Yeah. Isn't that what your whole microbiome needs to like make the germs or whatever
3:53Yeah. Isn't that what your whole microbiome needs to like make the germs or whatever
3:57that are good for your brain?
3:57that are good for your brain?
3:57that are good for your brain?
3:57that are good for your brain?
3:58I don't know. I get confused as well, but.
3:58I don't know. I get confused as well, but.
3:58I don't know. I get confused as well, but.
3:58I don't know. I get confused as well, but.
4:00My balance is I eat a lot of kimchi.
4:00My balance is I eat a lot of kimchi.
4:00My balance is I eat a lot of kimchi.
4:00My balance is I eat a lot of kimchi.
4:03I really like kimchi. That's a move.
4:03I really like kimchi. That's a move.
4:03I really like kimchi. That's a move.
4:03I really like kimchi. That's a move.
4:04I eat that stuff all the time.
4:04I eat that stuff all the time.
4:04I eat that stuff all the time.
4:04I eat that stuff all the time.
4:06Kimchi and I eat sauerkraut.
4:06Kimchi and I eat sauerkraut.
4:06Kimchi and I eat sauerkraut.
4:06Kimchi and I eat sauerkraut.
4:08That stuff's legit. Yeah. I know that stuff's supposed to be good for you, but
4:08That stuff's legit. Yeah. I know that stuff's supposed to be good for you, but
4:08That stuff's legit. Yeah. I know that stuff's supposed to be good for you, but
4:08That stuff's legit. Yeah. I know that stuff's supposed to be good for you, but
4:10yeah, I tried the carnivore and it was like, I, first five days I felt
4:10yeah, I tried the carnivore and it was like, I, first five days I felt
4:10yeah, I tried the carnivore and it was like, I, first five days I felt
4:10yeah, I tried the carnivore and it was like, I, first five days I felt
4:15cool. And then like after, I think I made it to 17 days, I was
4:15cool. And then like after, I think I made it to 17 days, I was
4:15cool. And then like after, I think I made it to 17 days, I was
4:15cool. And then like after, I think I made it to 17 days, I was
4:19like, dude, if I just ate in some vegetables with this, I'd be the healthiest
4:19like, dude, if I just ate in some vegetables with this, I'd be the healthiest
4:19like, dude, if I just ate in some vegetables with this, I'd be the healthiest
4:19like, dude, if I just ate in some vegetables with this, I'd be the healthiest
4:22guy in the world because it was just like, I stopped pooping.
4:22guy in the world because it was just like, I stopped pooping.
4:22guy in the world because it was just like, I stopped pooping.
4:22guy in the world because it was just like, I stopped pooping.
4:25Like I was like, this can't be good for me.
4:25Like I was like, this can't be good for me.
4:25Like I was like, this can't be good for me.
4:25Like I was like, this can't be good for me.
4:27Well, you don't poop much because there's no fiber.
4:27Well, you don't poop much because there's no fiber.
4:27Well, you don't poop much because there's no fiber.
4:27Well, you don't poop much because there's no fiber.
4:30So when you do poop, it's just.
4:30So when you do poop, it's just.
4:30So when you do poop, it's just.
4:30So when you do poop, it's just.
4:32Yeah. I remember. I remember.
4:32Yeah. I remember. I remember.
4:32Yeah. I remember. I remember.
4:32Yeah. I remember. I remember.
4:34It's all rapid pellets. And you're like, where's the rest?
4:34It's all rapid pellets. And you're like, where's the rest?
4:34It's all rapid pellets. And you're like, where's the rest?
4:34It's all rapid pellets. And you're like, where's the rest?
4:37But I mean, isn't that a good thing?
4:37But I mean, isn't that a good thing?
4:37But I mean, isn't that a good thing?
4:37But I mean, isn't that a good thing?
4:40Does it mean your body absorbed all of the food instead of like having all
4:40Does it mean your body absorbed all of the food instead of like having all
4:40Does it mean your body absorbed all of the food instead of like having all
4:40Does it mean your body absorbed all of the food instead of like having all
4:44this undigestible stuff go through your digestive tract?
4:44this undigestible stuff go through your digestive tract?
4:44this undigestible stuff go through your digestive tract?
4:44this undigestible stuff go through your digestive tract?
4:46This is the argument that the carnivore people.
4:46This is the argument that the carnivore people.
4:46This is the argument that the carnivore people.
4:46This is the argument that the carnivore people.
4:48Yeah. I don't want anybody that's a nutritionist right now pulling their hair out.
4:48Yeah. I don't want anybody that's a nutritionist right now pulling their hair out.
4:48Yeah. I don't want anybody that's a nutritionist right now pulling their hair out.
4:48Yeah. I don't want anybody that's a nutritionist right now pulling their hair out.
4:53Disinformation. I'm just asking. It's a good, it's a solid question.
4:53Disinformation. I'm just asking. It's a good, it's a solid question.
4:53Disinformation. I'm just asking. It's a good, it's a solid question.
4:53Disinformation. I'm just asking. It's a good, it's a solid question.
4:57Cause it's like, yeah, it does food.
4:57Cause it's like, yeah, it does food.
4:57Cause it's like, yeah, it does food.
4:57Cause it's like, yeah, it does food.
4:59Does meat get stuck in your body and you need plants to push it out
4:59Does meat get stuck in your body and you need plants to push it out
4:59Does meat get stuck in your body and you need plants to push it out
4:59Does meat get stuck in your body and you need plants to push it out
5:02of your butt or will meat come out of your butt just like plants will?
5:02of your butt or will meat come out of your butt just like plants will?
5:02of your butt or will meat come out of your butt just like plants will?
5:02of your butt or will meat come out of your butt just like plants will?
5:04Well, that was the thing that they would always say that every man when he
5:04Well, that was the thing that they would always say that every man when he
5:04Well, that was the thing that they would always say that every man when he
5:04Well, that was the thing that they would always say that every man when he
5:07dies, there's a pound of undigested meat in his stomach.
5:07dies, there's a pound of undigested meat in his stomach.
5:07dies, there's a pound of undigested meat in his stomach.
5:07dies, there's a pound of undigested meat in his stomach.
5:10Yep. Apparently that's not true.
5:10Yep. Apparently that's not true.
5:10Yep. Apparently that's not true.
5:10Yep. Apparently that's not true.
5:11Yeah. That was the old thing about John Wayne.
5:11Yeah. That was the old thing about John Wayne.
5:11Yeah. That was the old thing about John Wayne.
5:11Yeah. That was the old thing about John Wayne.
5:13Like John Wayne had 50 pounds of beef jerky in his butthole.
5:13Like John Wayne had 50 pounds of beef jerky in his butthole.
5:13Like John Wayne had 50 pounds of beef jerky in his butthole.
5:13Like John Wayne had 50 pounds of beef jerky in his butthole.
5:15I've like thought about that since I was a little boy.
5:15I've like thought about that since I was a little boy.
5:15I've like thought about that since I was a little boy.
5:15I've like thought about that since I was a little boy.
5:17I've been wondering like how much are they going to find in me?
5:17I've been wondering like how much are they going to find in me?
5:17I've been wondering like how much are they going to find in me?
5:17I've been wondering like how much are they going to find in me?
5:20Yeah. I don't think that's true.
5:20Yeah. I don't think that's true.
5:20Yeah. I don't think that's true.
5:20Yeah. I don't think that's true.
5:21So it's not the case.
5:21So it's not the case.
5:21So it's not the case.
5:21So it's not the case.
5:22No. John Wayne just had a gut from probably beer.
5:22No. John Wayne just had a gut from probably beer.
5:22No. John Wayne just had a gut from probably beer.
5:22No. John Wayne just had a gut from probably beer.
5:26Yeah. You know, beer and pasta and bread.
5:26Yeah. You know, beer and pasta and bread.
5:26Yeah. You know, beer and pasta and bread.
5:26Yeah. You know, beer and pasta and bread.
5:29And, you know, normal American food.
5:29And, you know, normal American food.
5:29And, you know, normal American food.
5:29And, you know, normal American food.
5:32Also, he was, I mean, when was, what was his heyday?
5:32Also, he was, I mean, when was, what was his heyday?
5:32Also, he was, I mean, when was, what was his heyday?
5:32Also, he was, I mean, when was, what was his heyday?
5:35Like 50s, 60s or 60s, I guess 60s, 70s maybe?
5:35Like 50s, 60s or 60s, I guess 60s, 70s maybe?
5:35Like 50s, 60s or 60s, I guess 60s, 70s maybe?
5:35Like 50s, 60s or 60s, I guess 60s, 70s maybe?
5:38When did he do that Genghis Khan movie?
5:38When did he do that Genghis Khan movie?
5:38When did he do that Genghis Khan movie?
5:38When did he do that Genghis Khan movie?
5:40That's what killed him. What year was that?
5:40That's what killed him. What year was that?
5:40That's what killed him. What year was that?
5:40That's what killed him. What year was that?
5:4350s, I think. Yeah, because it's like those dudes weren't on like nutrition.
5:4350s, I think. Yeah, because it's like those dudes weren't on like nutrition.
5:4350s, I think. Yeah, because it's like those dudes weren't on like nutrition.
5:4350s, I think. Yeah, because it's like those dudes weren't on like nutrition.
5:48Yeah, like true grit. Yeah.
5:48Yeah, like true grit. Yeah.
5:48Yeah, like true grit. Yeah.
5:48Yeah, like true grit. Yeah.
5:49Those days, yeah. Dude, they weren't being like, oh, how much fiber have I had
5:49Those days, yeah. Dude, they weren't being like, oh, how much fiber have I had
5:49Those days, yeah. Dude, they weren't being like, oh, how much fiber have I had
5:49Those days, yeah. Dude, they weren't being like, oh, how much fiber have I had
5:52in that? No. Yeah, that was even in like the 90s, the dude didn't think
5:52in that? No. Yeah, that was even in like the 90s, the dude didn't think
5:52in that? No. Yeah, that was even in like the 90s, the dude didn't think
5:52in that? No. Yeah, that was even in like the 90s, the dude didn't think
5:56about what they're eating. 56?
5:56about what they're eating. 56?
5:56about what they're eating. 56?
5:56about what they're eating. 56?
5:58Wow. That's one of the worst movies of all time.
5:58Wow. That's one of the worst movies of all time.
5:58Wow. That's one of the worst movies of all time.
5:58Wow. That's one of the worst movies of all time.
6:00You ever see it? No.
6:00You ever see it? No.
6:00You ever see it? No.
6:00You ever see it? No.
6:01It's a Genghis Khan movie.
6:01It's a Genghis Khan movie.
6:01It's a Genghis Khan movie.
6:01It's a Genghis Khan movie.
6:02Oh. How did it kill him?
6:02Oh. How did it kill him?
6:02Oh. How did it kill him?
6:02Oh. How did it kill him?
6:04Oh, he filmed it in the same area where Nevada was doing their nuclear tests.
6:04Oh, he filmed it in the same area where Nevada was doing their nuclear tests.
6:04Oh, he filmed it in the same area where Nevada was doing their nuclear tests.
6:04Oh, he filmed it in the same area where Nevada was doing their nuclear tests.
6:09Oh. That's true. Yeah. That's true.
6:09Oh. That's true. Yeah. That's true.
6:09Oh. That's true. Yeah. That's true.
6:09Oh. That's true. Yeah. That's true.
6:10Yeah. Everybody got cancer. Damn.
6:10Yeah. Everybody got cancer. Damn.
6:10Yeah. Everybody got cancer. Damn.
6:10Yeah. Everybody got cancer. Damn.
6:12Like the whole crew like a giant number of people got cancer.
6:12Like the whole crew like a giant number of people got cancer.
6:12Like the whole crew like a giant number of people got cancer.
6:12Like the whole crew like a giant number of people got cancer.
6:15Yeah And that I'm telling you that was back when guys would be like nuclear
6:15Yeah And that I'm telling you that was back when guys would be like nuclear
6:15Yeah And that I'm telling you that was back when guys would be like nuclear
6:15Yeah And that I'm telling you that was back when guys would be like nuclear
6:18bomb I don't care about like they didn't like I used to work with guys
6:18bomb I don't care about like they didn't like I used to work with guys
6:18bomb I don't care about like they didn't like I used to work with guys
6:18bomb I don't care about like they didn't like I used to work with guys
6:21that do asbestos back in like the 90s when I was little Me and like
6:21that do asbestos back in like the 90s when I was little Me and like
6:21that do asbestos back in like the 90s when I was little Me and like
6:21that do asbestos back in like the 90s when I was little Me and like
6:24my dad my uncles all day construction So we were like taking this barn down
6:24my dad my uncles all day construction So we were like taking this barn down
6:24my dad my uncles all day construction So we were like taking this barn down
6:24my dad my uncles all day construction So we were like taking this barn down
6:27and I was like a little boy Just like hammering nails into an a -frame
6:27and I was like a little boy Just like hammering nails into an a -frame
6:27and I was like a little boy Just like hammering nails into an a -frame
6:27and I was like a little boy Just like hammering nails into an a -frame
6:30and they shut it down because there was asbestos in there And there's this guy
6:30and they shut it down because there was asbestos in there And there's this guy
6:30and they shut it down because there was asbestos in there And there's this guy
6:30and they shut it down because there was asbestos in there And there's this guy
6:33who was like dude your uncle's a pussy.
6:33who was like dude your uncle's a pussy.
6:33who was like dude your uncle's a pussy.
6:33who was like dude your uncle's a pussy.
6:35I'd eat that shit for breakfast I don't care about asbestos and it's like I
6:35I'd eat that shit for breakfast I don't care about asbestos and it's like I
6:35I'd eat that shit for breakfast I don't care about asbestos and it's like I
6:35I'd eat that shit for breakfast I don't care about asbestos and it's like I
6:39don't know look now. I grew up.
6:39don't know look now. I grew up.
6:39don't know look now. I grew up.
6:39don't know look now. I grew up.
6:40I'm like damn. Thank god.
6:40I'm like damn. Thank god.
6:40I'm like damn. Thank god.
6:40I'm like damn. Thank god.
6:41They shut that down But well, there were so many things that cause cancer that
6:41They shut that down But well, there were so many things that cause cancer that
6:41They shut that down But well, there were so many things that cause cancer that
6:41They shut that down But well, there were so many things that cause cancer that
6:45no one knew about at the time Yeah, like how about baby powder?
6:45no one knew about at the time Yeah, like how about baby powder?
6:45no one knew about at the time Yeah, like how about baby powder?
6:45no one knew about at the time Yeah, like how about baby powder?
6:48Yeah, dude. I didn't know about that either Well, the thing is what I think
6:48Yeah, dude. I didn't know about that either Well, the thing is what I think
6:48Yeah, dude. I didn't know about that either Well, the thing is what I think
6:48Yeah, dude. I didn't know about that either Well, the thing is what I think
6:52what the story is is that where they mine the talc That the talc is
6:52what the story is is that where they mine the talc That the talc is
6:52what the story is is that where they mine the talc That the talc is
6:52what the story is is that where they mine the talc That the talc is
6:57not always pure And the talc has other stuff mixed in it and they don't
6:57not always pure And the talc has other stuff mixed in it and they don't
6:57not always pure And the talc has other stuff mixed in it and they don't
6:57not always pure And the talc has other stuff mixed in it and they don't
7:01filter that stuff out. Is it asbestos that it's mixed with?
7:01filter that stuff out. Is it asbestos that it's mixed with?
7:01filter that stuff out. Is it asbestos that it's mixed with?
7:01filter that stuff out. Is it asbestos that it's mixed with?
7:05I thought that stuff was cornstarch I'm not into perplexity, please I thought it was
7:05I thought that stuff was cornstarch I'm not into perplexity, please I thought it was
7:05I thought that stuff was cornstarch I'm not into perplexity, please I thought it was
7:05I thought that stuff was cornstarch I'm not into perplexity, please I thought it was
7:10cornstarch What? Baby powder Baby powder?
7:10cornstarch What? Baby powder Baby powder?
7:10cornstarch What? Baby powder Baby powder?
7:10cornstarch What? Baby powder Baby powder?
7:13No. So it's talc No, it's talc, I believe.
7:13No. So it's talc No, it's talc, I believe.
7:13No. So it's talc No, it's talc, I believe.
7:13No. So it's talc No, it's talc, I believe.
7:15Evidence of small but real cancer risk with some talc based baby powders mainly due
7:15Evidence of small but real cancer risk with some talc based baby powders mainly due
7:15Evidence of small but real cancer risk with some talc based baby powders mainly due
7:15Evidence of small but real cancer risk with some talc based baby powders mainly due
7:19to genital use and possible asbestos contamination Yeah, that's it.
7:19to genital use and possible asbestos contamination Yeah, that's it.
7:19to genital use and possible asbestos contamination Yeah, that's it.
7:19to genital use and possible asbestos contamination Yeah, that's it.
7:24But the data are mixed and the absolute risk for any one person is low
7:24But the data are mixed and the absolute risk for any one person is low
7:24But the data are mixed and the absolute risk for any one person is low
7:24But the data are mixed and the absolute risk for any one person is low
7:28Talc itself is a mineral can be mined near asbestos So contamination is the main
7:28Talc itself is a mineral can be mined near asbestos So contamination is the main
7:28Talc itself is a mineral can be mined near asbestos So contamination is the main
7:28Talc itself is a mineral can be mined near asbestos So contamination is the main
7:32worry Asbestos is a known cause of Mesothelioma Mesothelioma and other cancers Yeah Quite a
7:32worry Asbestos is a known cause of Mesothelioma Mesothelioma and other cancers Yeah Quite a
7:32worry Asbestos is a known cause of Mesothelioma Mesothelioma and other cancers Yeah Quite a
7:32worry Asbestos is a known cause of Mesothelioma Mesothelioma and other cancers Yeah Quite a
7:42few women. I think there was a lawsuit I remember hearing that I remember I
7:42few women. I think there was a lawsuit I remember hearing that I remember I
7:42few women. I think there was a lawsuit I remember hearing that I remember I
7:42few women. I think there was a lawsuit I remember hearing that I remember I
7:45was dismayed because that was like I had a weird thing when I was younger
7:45was dismayed because that was like I had a weird thing when I was younger
7:45was dismayed because that was like I had a weird thing when I was younger
7:45was dismayed because that was like I had a weird thing when I was younger
7:48I used to use baby powder to masturbate Yo Cause it just like makes everything
7:48I used to use baby powder to masturbate Yo Cause it just like makes everything
7:48I used to use baby powder to masturbate Yo Cause it just like makes everything
7:48I used to use baby powder to masturbate Yo Cause it just like makes everything
7:51feel so So it was kind of nice and if I smell baby powder to
7:51feel so So it was kind of nice and if I smell baby powder to
7:51feel so So it was kind of nice and if I smell baby powder to
7:51feel so So it was kind of nice and if I smell baby powder to
7:54this day It's like a trigger for me Yeah If I smell it, I'm like
7:54this day It's like a trigger for me Yeah If I smell it, I'm like
7:54this day It's like a trigger for me Yeah If I smell it, I'm like
7:54this day It's like a trigger for me Yeah If I smell it, I'm like
7:57god damn bro Get that shit away from me Well, I used to use it
7:57god damn bro Get that shit away from me Well, I used to use it
7:57god damn bro Get that shit away from me Well, I used to use it
7:57god damn bro Get that shit away from me Well, I used to use it
8:01a lot to play pool Oh, yeah Yeah, everybody would use baby powder Use baby
8:01a lot to play pool Oh, yeah Yeah, everybody would use baby powder Use baby
8:01a lot to play pool Oh, yeah Yeah, everybody would use baby powder Use baby
8:01a lot to play pool Oh, yeah Yeah, everybody would use baby powder Use baby
8:05powder on your fingers It makes the shaft slide through your fingers But then they
8:05powder on your fingers It makes the shaft slide through your fingers But then they
8:05powder on your fingers It makes the shaft slide through your fingers But then they
8:05powder on your fingers It makes the shaft slide through your fingers But then they
8:08invented gloves And so that keeps the table clean Yeah, yeah This is like I
8:08invented gloves And so that keeps the table clean Yeah, yeah This is like I
8:08invented gloves And so that keeps the table clean Yeah, yeah This is like I
8:08invented gloves And so that keeps the table clean Yeah, yeah This is like I
8:13guess they're I don't know what they're made of It was like a nylon Like
8:13guess they're I don't know what they're made of It was like a nylon Like
8:13guess they're I don't know what they're made of It was like a nylon Like
8:13guess they're I don't know what they're made of It was like a nylon Like
8:16a very thin nylon So it's not getting caught up It makes it nice and
8:16a very thin nylon So it's not getting caught up It makes it nice and
8:16a very thin nylon So it's not getting caught up It makes it nice and
8:16a very thin nylon So it's not getting caught up It makes it nice and
8:19slick Yeah Yeah, but baby powder No bueno What else?
8:19slick Yeah Yeah, but baby powder No bueno What else?
8:19slick Yeah Yeah, but baby powder No bueno What else?
8:19slick Yeah Yeah, but baby powder No bueno What else?
8:23They're saying LED lights now That's what I keep hearing LED They're saying like it
8:23They're saying LED lights now That's what I keep hearing LED They're saying like it
8:23They're saying LED lights now That's what I keep hearing LED They're saying like it
8:23They're saying LED lights now That's what I keep hearing LED They're saying like it
8:26kills your mitochondria Aren't these LED?
8:26kills your mitochondria Aren't these LED?
8:26kills your mitochondria Aren't these LED?
8:26kills your mitochondria Aren't these LED?
8:28Are these LED? Fuck Do we have to change our lights?
8:28Are these LED? Fuck Do we have to change our lights?
8:28Are these LED? Fuck Do we have to change our lights?
8:28Are these LED? Fuck Do we have to change our lights?
8:33I know Are we dying in here?
8:33I know Are we dying in here?
8:33I know Are we dying in here?
8:33I know Are we dying in here?
8:35LED lights and what? I think they like crush your mitochondria Oh, jeez I don't
8:35LED lights and what? I think they like crush your mitochondria Oh, jeez I don't
8:35LED lights and what? I think they like crush your mitochondria Oh, jeez I don't
8:35LED lights and what? I think they like crush your mitochondria Oh, jeez I don't
8:40know if I just get scared by AI clips on Instagram Bro, I'm scared of
8:40know if I just get scared by AI clips on Instagram Bro, I'm scared of
8:40know if I just get scared by AI clips on Instagram Bro, I'm scared of
8:40know if I just get scared by AI clips on Instagram Bro, I'm scared of
8:42everything I have to fucking stay offline I know I'm reading too much of the
8:42everything I have to fucking stay offline I know I'm reading too much of the
8:42everything I have to fucking stay offline I know I'm reading too much of the
8:42everything I have to fucking stay offline I know I'm reading too much of the
8:47news And it's overwhelming me Like sometimes at night time Like I can't wind down
8:47news And it's overwhelming me Like sometimes at night time Like I can't wind down
8:47news And it's overwhelming me Like sometimes at night time Like I can't wind down
8:47news And it's overwhelming me Like sometimes at night time Like I can't wind down
8:51Yeah It's just like there's too much news It's too much fucking madness We're about
8:51Yeah It's just like there's too much news It's too much fucking madness We're about
8:51Yeah It's just like there's too much news It's too much fucking madness We're about
8:51Yeah It's just like there's too much news It's too much fucking madness We're about
8:55to go to war with Iran I know Like everyone's eating beef jerky and pizza
8:55to go to war with Iran I know Like everyone's eating beef jerky and pizza
8:55to go to war with Iran I know Like everyone's eating beef jerky and pizza
8:55to go to war with Iran I know Like everyone's eating beef jerky and pizza
9:00Like what are these What the fuck is pizza?
9:00Like what are these What the fuck is pizza?
9:00Like what are these What the fuck is pizza?
9:00Like what are these What the fuck is pizza?
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9:02I know You know How far does this go?
9:02I know You know How far does this go?
9:02I know You know How far does this go?
9:05How come this never got released before?
9:05How come this never got released before?
9:05How come this never got released before?
9:05How come this never got released before?
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10:22website or domain I mean my thing is like I'm not First of all the
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10:26news for me Is like aside from all like the disastrous wars It's just so
10:26news for me Is like aside from all like the disastrous wars It's just so
10:26news for me Is like aside from all like the disastrous wars It's just so
10:26news for me Is like aside from all like the disastrous wars It's just so
10:30like negative When you read the news Is mostly people being like Guess who's a
10:30like negative When you read the news Is mostly people being like Guess who's a
10:30like negative When you read the news Is mostly people being like Guess who's a
10:30like negative When you read the news Is mostly people being like Guess who's a
10:33giant piece of shit Right You read that over and over And you get like
10:33giant piece of shit Right You read that over and over And you get like
10:33giant piece of shit Right You read that over and over And you get like
10:33giant piece of shit Right You read that over and over And you get like
10:36addicted to being like Yeah that guy sucks I'm good Well there was an article
10:36addicted to being like Yeah that guy sucks I'm good Well there was an article
10:36addicted to being like Yeah that guy sucks I'm good Well there was an article
10:36addicted to being like Yeah that guy sucks I'm good Well there was an article
10:39That I read recently About people being addicted to outrage Yeah And that's a real
10:39That I read recently About people being addicted to outrage Yeah And that's a real
10:39That I read recently About people being addicted to outrage Yeah And that's a real
10:39That I read recently About people being addicted to outrage Yeah And that's a real
10:43thing Oh for sure Being addicted to being upset about stuff And addicted to outrage
10:43thing Oh for sure Being addicted to being upset about stuff And addicted to outrage
10:43thing Oh for sure Being addicted to being upset about stuff And addicted to outrage
10:43thing Oh for sure Being addicted to being upset about stuff And addicted to outrage
10:46You go search for it Which is why your algorithm Shows you all that shit
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10:46You go search for it Which is why your algorithm Shows you all that shit
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10:50Yeah No I mean I don't know if this is true But I feel like
10:50Yeah No I mean I don't know if this is true But I feel like
10:50Yeah No I mean I don't know if this is true But I feel like
10:50Yeah No I mean I don't know if this is true But I feel like
10:53they watch your facial expression Through your phone camera And feed you stuff If you're
10:53they watch your facial expression Through your phone camera And feed you stuff If you're
10:53they watch your facial expression Through your phone camera And feed you stuff If you're
10:53they watch your facial expression Through your phone camera And feed you stuff If you're
10:58making like interested Or outraged or whatever I wouldn't be shocked I've heard they like
10:58making like interested Or outraged or whatever I wouldn't be shocked I've heard they like
10:58making like interested Or outraged or whatever I wouldn't be shocked I've heard they like
10:58making like interested Or outraged or whatever I wouldn't be shocked I've heard they like
11:03track your eyeball movement And they're like okay This is holding his eyes And they
11:03track your eyeball movement And they're like okay This is holding his eyes And they
11:03track your eyeball movement And they're like okay This is holding his eyes And they
11:03track your eyeball movement And they're like okay This is holding his eyes And they
11:06just keep feeding you Really I've heard that You should probably put a piece of
11:06just keep feeding you Really I've heard that You should probably put a piece of
11:06just keep feeding you Really I've heard that You should probably put a piece of
11:06just keep feeding you Really I've heard that You should probably put a piece of
11:09tape over that bitch I know I wonder if you did How much would change
11:09tape over that bitch I know I wonder if you did How much would change
11:09tape over that bitch I know I wonder if you did How much would change
11:09tape over that bitch I know I wonder if you did How much would change
11:14I don't know That would be an interesting experience Well they got your mic too
11:14I don't know That would be an interesting experience Well they got your mic too
11:14I don't know That would be an interesting experience Well they got your mic too
11:14I don't know That would be an interesting experience Well they got your mic too
11:17So they got your audio Yeah that's true But yeah the new Dude that Yeah
11:17So they got your audio Yeah that's true But yeah the new Dude that Yeah
11:17So they got your audio Yeah that's true But yeah the new Dude that Yeah
11:17So they got your audio Yeah that's true But yeah the new Dude that Yeah
11:20all that Epstein shit is like I can't follow it It's too much It's too
11:20all that Epstein shit is like I can't follow it It's too much It's too
11:20all that Epstein shit is like I can't follow it It's too much It's too
11:20all that Epstein shit is like I can't follow it It's too much It's too
11:24much There's too many names I don't know state representative They're like naming all these
11:24much There's too many names I don't know state representative They're like naming all these
11:24much There's too many names I don't know state representative They're like naming all these
11:24much There's too many names I don't know state representative They're like naming all these
11:27people It's like damn I wish I knew who that was And it's dark too
11:27people It's like damn I wish I knew who that was And it's dark too
11:27people It's like damn I wish I knew who that was And it's dark too
11:27people It's like damn I wish I knew who that was And it's dark too
11:29It's horrible And it goes so high There's so many levels to it You know
11:29It's horrible And it goes so high There's so many levels to it You know
11:29It's horrible And it goes so high There's so many levels to it You know
11:29It's horrible And it goes so high There's so many levels to it You know
11:36Sagar and Yeti was just on flagrant And they were reading off files And talking
11:36Sagar and Yeti was just on flagrant And they were reading off files And talking
11:36Sagar and Yeti was just on flagrant And they were reading off files And talking
11:36Sagar and Yeti was just on flagrant And they were reading off files And talking
11:41about And it's just like What the fuck man Yeah it's You need to study
11:41about And it's just like What the fuck man Yeah it's You need to study
11:41about And it's just like What the fuck man Yeah it's You need to study
11:41about And it's just like What the fuck man Yeah it's You need to study
11:45all day to like follow it Prince Andrew's crazy Him getting arrested He's the first
11:45all day to like follow it Prince Andrew's crazy Him getting arrested He's the first
11:45all day to like follow it Prince Andrew's crazy Him getting arrested He's the first
11:45all day to like follow it Prince Andrew's crazy Him getting arrested He's the first
11:49What other prince has gotten arrested It must have been like Not since 500 years
11:49What other prince has gotten arrested It must have been like Not since 500 years
11:49What other prince has gotten arrested It must have been like Not since 500 years
11:49What other prince has gotten arrested It must have been like Not since 500 years
11:52ago Yeah When was the last time a prince was arrested I have no idea
11:52ago Yeah When was the last time a prince was arrested I have no idea
11:52ago Yeah When was the last time a prince was arrested I have no idea
11:52ago Yeah When was the last time a prince was arrested I have no idea
11:54And also he's If he goes to jail If he goes to real jail Yeah
11:54And also he's If he goes to jail If he goes to real jail Yeah
11:54And also he's If he goes to jail If he goes to real jail Yeah
11:54And also he's If he goes to jail If he goes to real jail Yeah
11:58He's getting clapped Yeah He's a known You know It's very very likely He was
11:58He's getting clapped Yeah He's a known You know It's very very likely He was
11:58He's getting clapped Yeah He's a known You know It's very very likely He was
11:58He's getting clapped Yeah He's a known You know It's very very likely He was
12:03a pedophile If pedophiles go to jail Well what do they know That they're putting
12:03a pedophile If pedophiles go to jail Well what do they know That they're putting
12:03a pedophile If pedophiles go to jail Well what do they know That they're putting
12:03a pedophile If pedophiles go to jail Well what do they know That they're putting
12:08him in jail first Or they're arresting him first Like what do they know Because
12:08him in jail first Or they're arresting him first Like what do they know Because
12:08him in jail first Or they're arresting him first Like what do they know Because
12:08him in jail first Or they're arresting him first Like what do they know Because
12:12they did a bunch of things Right The first thing they do Is they stripped
12:12they did a bunch of things Right The first thing they do Is they stripped
12:12they did a bunch of things Right The first thing they do Is they stripped
12:12they did a bunch of things Right The first thing they do Is they stripped
12:16him of his princehood Right Exactly And then they banished him to Some estate somewhere
12:16him of his princehood Right Exactly And then they banished him to Some estate somewhere
12:16him of his princehood Right Exactly And then they banished him to Some estate somewhere
12:16him of his princehood Right Exactly And then they banished him to Some estate somewhere
12:21on the country And then they removed him from the estate They kicked him out
12:21on the country And then they removed him from the estate They kicked him out
12:21on the country And then they removed him from the estate They kicked him out
12:21on the country And then they removed him from the estate They kicked him out
12:24of the estate quienes do it There they are They're farming first At the gin
12:24of the estate quienes do it There they are They're farming first At the gin
12:24of the estate quienes do it There they are They're farming first At the gin
12:24of the estate quienes do it There they are They're farming first At the gin
12:24Yeah, so it's been like levels upon levels.
12:24Yeah, so it's been like levels upon levels.
12:24Yeah, so it's been like levels upon levels.
12:24Yeah, so it's been like levels upon levels.
12:27So what do they know?
12:27So what do they know?
12:27So what do they know?
12:27So what do they know?
12:28I think the royal family gets to see the real deal.
12:28I think the royal family gets to see the real deal.
12:28I think the royal family gets to see the real deal.
12:28I think the royal family gets to see the real deal.
12:31So they probably saw the real deal and were like, bro, you're fried.
12:31So they probably saw the real deal and were like, bro, you're fried.
12:31So they probably saw the real deal and were like, bro, you're fried.
12:31So they probably saw the real deal and were like, bro, you're fried.
12:35You're going to jail. And he might be the first, he might get like clapped
12:35You're going to jail. And he might be the first, he might get like clapped
12:35You're going to jail. And he might be the first, he might get like clapped
12:35You're going to jail. And he might be the first, he might get like clapped
12:39in jail. Jesus. Someone might get royal...
12:39in jail. Jesus. Someone might get royal...
12:39in jail. Jesus. Someone might get royal...
12:39in jail. Jesus. Someone might get royal...
12:42Royal asshole? Yeah, he might get royal fucking bussy.
12:42Royal asshole? Yeah, he might get royal fucking bussy.
12:42Royal asshole? Yeah, he might get royal fucking bussy.
12:42Royal asshole? Yeah, he might get royal fucking bussy.
12:45Don't you think they have him in, did they have protective custody in England?
12:45Don't you think they have him in, did they have protective custody in England?
12:45Don't you think they have him in, did they have protective custody in England?
12:45Don't you think they have him in, did they have protective custody in England?
12:48He'll be in protective custody for sure.
12:48He'll be in protective custody for sure.
12:48He'll be in protective custody for sure.
12:48He'll be in protective custody for sure.
12:49Do they have that over there?
12:49Do they have that over there?
12:49Do they have that over there?
12:49Do they have that over there?
12:50They'll probably make a jail for him.
12:50They'll probably make a jail for him.
12:50They'll probably make a jail for him.
12:50They'll probably make a jail for him.
12:52I would imagine they do.
12:52I would imagine they do.
12:52I would imagine they do.
12:52I would imagine they do.
12:53I think anything we have here, I would imagine they have protective custody.
12:53I think anything we have here, I would imagine they have protective custody.
12:53I think anything we have here, I would imagine they have protective custody.
12:53I think anything we have here, I would imagine they have protective custody.
12:57Because if you're even, if people even think you're a pedophile in jail, they're going
12:57Because if you're even, if people even think you're a pedophile in jail, they're going
12:57Because if you're even, if people even think you're a pedophile in jail, they're going
12:57Because if you're even, if people even think you're a pedophile in jail, they're going
13:00to... Do you think that starts like a whole cascade and then a bunch of
13:00to... Do you think that starts like a whole cascade and then a bunch of
13:00to... Do you think that starts like a whole cascade and then a bunch of
13:00to... Do you think that starts like a whole cascade and then a bunch of
13:04other people start getting arrested?
13:04other people start getting arrested?
13:04other people start getting arrested?
13:04other people start getting arrested?
13:05No, I think they're going to hang him up and be like, we got him.
13:05No, I think they're going to hang him up and be like, we got him.
13:05No, I think they're going to hang him up and be like, we got him.
13:05No, I think they're going to hang him up and be like, we got him.
13:08I don't believe that all these billionaires are going to let themselves get arrested.
13:08I don't believe that all these billionaires are going to let themselves get arrested.
13:08I don't believe that all these billionaires are going to let themselves get arrested.
13:08I don't believe that all these billionaires are going to let themselves get arrested.
13:13They have billions of dollars.
13:13They have billions of dollars.
13:13They have billions of dollars.
13:13They have billions of dollars.
13:14Paris prosecutors opened two new Epstein -linked investigations.
13:14Paris prosecutors opened two new Epstein -linked investigations.
13:14Paris prosecutors opened two new Epstein -linked investigations.
13:14Paris prosecutors opened two new Epstein -linked investigations.
13:18Uh -oh. With who? I think it's the Jean -Luc guy.
13:18Uh -oh. With who? I think it's the Jean -Luc guy.
13:18Uh -oh. With who? I think it's the Jean -Luc guy.
13:18Uh -oh. With who? I think it's the Jean -Luc guy.
13:23Who's that? Who's a co -conspirator.
13:23Who's that? Who's a co -conspirator.
13:23Who's that? Who's a co -conspirator.
13:23Who's that? Who's a co -conspirator.
13:25Uh, he was also... Died at it.
13:25Uh, he was also... Died at it.
13:25Uh, he was also... Died at it.
13:25Uh, he was also... Died at it.
13:28He died in custody in jail.
13:28He died in custody in jail.
13:28He died in custody in jail.
13:28He died in custody in jail.
13:30God damn it, not again.
13:30God damn it, not again.
13:30God damn it, not again.
13:30God damn it, not again.
13:31So they've reopened the investigation on that.
13:31So they've reopened the investigation on that.
13:31So they've reopened the investigation on that.
13:31So they've reopened the investigation on that.
13:33And somebody else, I think, that they just found out that was high up in...
13:33And somebody else, I think, that they just found out that was high up in...
13:33And somebody else, I think, that they just found out that was high up in...
13:33And somebody else, I think, that they just found out that was high up in...
13:39I lost it here. How did he die in jail?
13:39I lost it here. How did he die in jail?
13:39I lost it here. How did he die in jail?
13:39I lost it here. How did he die in jail?
13:42I don't... Officially? Yeah. Um...
13:42I don't... Officially? Yeah. Um...
13:42I don't... Officially? Yeah. Um...
13:42I don't... Officially? Yeah. Um...
13:48There you go. He was found dead.
13:48There you go. He was found dead.
13:48There you go. He was found dead.
13:48There you go. He was found dead.
13:52Okay. He was found dead.
13:52Okay. He was found dead.
13:52Okay. He was found dead.
13:52Okay. He was found dead.
13:54Oh, he died. How old was he?
13:54Oh, he died. How old was he?
13:54Oh, he died. How old was he?
13:54Oh, he died. How old was he?
13:59Um... At the time? Hmm.
13:59Um... At the time? Hmm.
13:59Um... At the time? Hmm.
13:59Um... At the time? Hmm.
14:02Dun -dun -dun. Yeah. And also the...
14:02Dun -dun -dun. Yeah. And also the...
14:02Dun -dun -dun. Yeah. And also the...
14:02Dun -dun -dun. Yeah. And also the...
14:0576? Oh, that's about the time dudes like that die.
14:0576? Oh, that's about the time dudes like that die.
14:0576? Oh, that's about the time dudes like that die.
14:0576? Oh, that's about the time dudes like that die.
14:09Yeah. Um, but they didn't ever...
14:09Yeah. Um, but they didn't ever...
14:09Yeah. Um, but they didn't ever...
14:09Yeah. Um, but they didn't ever...
14:11There's a probe, and I think they...
14:11There's a probe, and I think they...
14:11There's a probe, and I think they...
14:11There's a probe, and I think they...
14:13They've reopened the probe also.
14:13They've reopened the probe also.
14:13They've reopened the probe also.
14:13They've reopened the probe also.
14:15Of how he died? Mm -hmm.
14:15Of how he died? Mm -hmm.
14:15Of how he died? Mm -hmm.
14:15Of how he died? Mm -hmm.
14:17Yeah. That's gonna be a tough one to solve.
14:17Yeah. That's gonna be a tough one to solve.
14:17Yeah. That's gonna be a tough one to solve.
14:17Yeah. That's gonna be a tough one to solve.
14:20Yeah. You're gonna have hit some roadblocks.
14:20Yeah. You're gonna have hit some roadblocks.
14:20Yeah. You're gonna have hit some roadblocks.
14:20Yeah. You're gonna have hit some roadblocks.
14:23I wouldn't be surprised if somebody whacked him.
14:23I wouldn't be surprised if somebody whacked him.
14:23I wouldn't be surprised if somebody whacked him.
14:23I wouldn't be surprised if somebody whacked him.
14:25We were just talking about the guy that Epstein was in jail with, which is
14:25We were just talking about the guy that Epstein was in jail with, which is
14:25We were just talking about the guy that Epstein was in jail with, which is
14:25We were just talking about the guy that Epstein was in jail with, which is
14:28crazy. Like, if Epstein's alive, some people think he's alive.
14:28crazy. Like, if Epstein's alive, some people think he's alive.
14:28crazy. Like, if Epstein's alive, some people think he's alive.
14:28crazy. Like, if Epstein's alive, some people think he's alive.
14:31Mm -hmm. Some people think they scooted him out of his cell, switched to body
14:31Mm -hmm. Some people think they scooted him out of his cell, switched to body
14:31Mm -hmm. Some people think they scooted him out of his cell, switched to body
14:31Mm -hmm. Some people think they scooted him out of his cell, switched to body
14:34double, killed that guy. Mm -hmm.
14:34double, killed that guy. Mm -hmm.
14:34double, killed that guy. Mm -hmm.
14:34double, killed that guy. Mm -hmm.
14:36But if he... Why would they put him in jail with that gigantic cop who
14:36But if he... Why would they put him in jail with that gigantic cop who
14:36But if he... Why would they put him in jail with that gigantic cop who
14:36But if he... Why would they put him in jail with that gigantic cop who
14:41was a contract killer? That fucking guy.
14:41was a contract killer? That fucking guy.
14:41was a contract killer? That fucking guy.
14:41was a contract killer? That fucking guy.
14:45That's one picture? Show me the picture of the tank top picture.
14:45That's one picture? Show me the picture of the tank top picture.
14:45That's one picture? Show me the picture of the tank top picture.
14:45That's one picture? Show me the picture of the tank top picture.
14:47That's the one. Whoa. Bro, look at the size of that guy.
14:47That's the one. Whoa. Bro, look at the size of that guy.
14:47That's the one. Whoa. Bro, look at the size of that guy.
14:47That's the one. Whoa. Bro, look at the size of that guy.
14:50And this guy was a...
14:50And this guy was a...
14:50And this guy was a...
14:50And this guy was a...
14:52He was a cop who was a dirty cop who was killing drug dealers.
14:52He was a cop who was a dirty cop who was killing drug dealers.
14:52He was a cop who was a dirty cop who was killing drug dealers.
14:52He was a cop who was a dirty cop who was killing drug dealers.
14:56Yeah. I mean, maybe that was the plan.
14:56Yeah. I mean, maybe that was the plan.
14:56Yeah. I mean, maybe that was the plan.
14:56Yeah. I mean, maybe that was the plan.
14:58Be like, all right, we'll put him in here.
14:58Be like, all right, we'll put him in here.
14:58Be like, all right, we'll put him in here.
14:58Be like, all right, we'll put him in here.
14:59It'll sound good if this guy kills him.
14:59It'll sound good if this guy kills him.
14:59It'll sound good if this guy kills him.
14:59It'll sound good if this guy kills him.
15:01Like, oh, man. And then 18 days before he died, he complained that his cellmate
15:01Like, oh, man. And then 18 days before he died, he complained that his cellmate
15:01Like, oh, man. And then 18 days before he died, he complained that his cellmate
15:01Like, oh, man. And then 18 days before he died, he complained that his cellmate
15:06tried to kill him. What?
15:06tried to kill him. What?
15:06tried to kill him. What?
15:06tried to kill him. What?
15:08Yeah. See if we can find out.
15:08Yeah. See if we can find out.
15:08Yeah. See if we can find out.
15:08Yeah. See if we can find out.
15:10The different guy? No. Epstein did.
15:10The different guy? No. Epstein did.
15:10The different guy? No. Epstein did.
15:10The different guy? No. Epstein did.
15:12No, I'm saying, was he complaining about the murderous cop or is this a different
15:12No, I'm saying, was he complaining about the murderous cop or is this a different
15:12No, I'm saying, was he complaining about the murderous cop or is this a different
15:12No, I'm saying, was he complaining about the murderous cop or is this a different
15:15guy? Yeah. That's crazy, dude.
15:15guy? Yeah. That's crazy, dude.
15:15guy? Yeah. That's crazy, dude.
15:15guy? Yeah. That's crazy, dude.
15:17I do. That's crazy. I do.
15:17I do. That's crazy. I do.
15:17I do. That's crazy. I do.
15:17I do. That's crazy. I do.
15:19Also, how did he try to kill him and not kill him?
15:19Also, how did he try to kill him and not kill him?
15:19Also, how did he try to kill him and not kill him?
15:19Also, how did he try to kill him and not kill him?
15:21That's what I was just gonna say.
15:21That's what I was just gonna say.
15:21That's what I was just gonna say.
15:21That's what I was just gonna say.
15:22What the fuck are you talking about?
15:22What the fuck are you talking about?
15:22What the fuck are you talking about?
15:22What the fuck are you talking about?
15:24Epstein slipped away and just, like, sat in the corner?
15:24Epstein slipped away and just, like, sat in the corner?
15:24Epstein slipped away and just, like, sat in the corner?
15:24Epstein slipped away and just, like, sat in the corner?
15:26I mean, maybe he screamed loud enough and the guards came.
15:26I mean, maybe he screamed loud enough and the guards came.
15:26I mean, maybe he screamed loud enough and the guards came.
15:26I mean, maybe he screamed loud enough and the guards came.
15:30Yeah, but they would separate them.
15:30Yeah, but they would separate them.
15:30Yeah, but they would separate them.
15:30Yeah, but they would separate them.
15:30The night Jeffrey Epstein claimed his cellmate tried to kill him.
15:30The night Jeffrey Epstein claimed his cellmate tried to kill him.
15:30The night Jeffrey Epstein claimed his cellmate tried to kill him.
15:30The night Jeffrey Epstein claimed his cellmate tried to kill him.
15:33So he laid in a fetal position on the floor of his gel cell, unresponsive
15:33So he laid in a fetal position on the floor of his gel cell, unresponsive
15:33So he laid in a fetal position on the floor of his gel cell, unresponsive
15:33So he laid in a fetal position on the floor of his gel cell, unresponsive
15:36with an orange fabric noose.
15:36with an orange fabric noose.
15:36with an orange fabric noose.
15:36with an orange fabric noose.
15:37Oh, this is when they found him.
15:37Oh, this is when they found him.
15:37Oh, this is when they found him.
15:37Oh, this is when they found him.
15:39Uh, 18 days before Epstein's death.
15:39Uh, 18 days before Epstein's death.
15:39Uh, 18 days before Epstein's death.
15:39Uh, 18 days before Epstein's death.
15:42He wasn't breathing. His eyes were opening.
15:42He wasn't breathing. His eyes were opening.
15:42He wasn't breathing. His eyes were opening.
15:42He wasn't breathing. His eyes were opening.
15:44Oh, so this was when they found him.
15:44Oh, so this was when they found him.
15:44Oh, so this was when they found him.
15:44Oh, so this was when they found him.
15:46Oh, so they did find, they found him in the fetal position?
15:46Oh, so they did find, they found him in the fetal position?
15:46Oh, so they did find, they found him in the fetal position?
15:46Oh, so they did find, they found him in the fetal position?
15:50Oh, no. This was the orange fabric noose.
15:50Oh, no. This was the orange fabric noose.
15:50Oh, no. This was the orange fabric noose.
15:50Oh, no. This was the orange fabric noose.
15:53That's when they found him dead.
15:53That's when they found him dead.
15:53That's when they found him dead.
15:53That's when they found him dead.
15:55Okay. 18 days before Epstein.
15:55Okay. 18 days before Epstein.
15:55Okay. 18 days before Epstein.
15:55Okay. 18 days before Epstein.
15:57No. Okay. So it is saying that.
15:57No. Okay. So it is saying that.
15:57No. Okay. So it is saying that.
15:57No. Okay. So it is saying that.
16:00Mm -hmm. So it's saying that he had an orange noose tied around his neck
16:00Mm -hmm. So it's saying that he had an orange noose tied around his neck
16:00Mm -hmm. So it's saying that he had an orange noose tied around his neck
16:00Mm -hmm. So it's saying that he had an orange noose tied around his neck
16:0318 days before he died.
16:0318 days before he died.
16:0318 days before he died.
16:0318 days before he died.
16:05What? What? What the fuck?
16:05What? What? What the fuck?
16:05What? What? What the fuck?
16:05What? What? What the fuck?
16:09What? So July 23rd, 2019, 18 days before Epstein's death.
16:09What? So July 23rd, 2019, 18 days before Epstein's death.
16:09What? So July 23rd, 2019, 18 days before Epstein's death.
16:09What? So July 23rd, 2019, 18 days before Epstein's death.
16:13He wasn't breathing, his eyes opening and shutting occasionally, but he wouldn't or couldn't respond
16:13He wasn't breathing, his eyes opening and shutting occasionally, but he wouldn't or couldn't respond
16:13He wasn't breathing, his eyes opening and shutting occasionally, but he wouldn't or couldn't respond
16:13He wasn't breathing, his eyes opening and shutting occasionally, but he wouldn't or couldn't respond
16:18to officers' questions and commands, according to a confidential corrections officer's memo obtained by CBS
16:18to officers' questions and commands, according to a confidential corrections officer's memo obtained by CBS
16:18to officers' questions and commands, according to a confidential corrections officer's memo obtained by CBS
16:18to officers' questions and commands, according to a confidential corrections officer's memo obtained by CBS
16:23News. They hoisted inmate 763 -18054 onto a stretcher.
16:23News. They hoisted inmate 763 -18054 onto a stretcher.
16:23News. They hoisted inmate 763 -18054 onto a stretcher.
16:23News. They hoisted inmate 763 -18054 onto a stretcher.
16:30Officials have repeatedly said Epstein's death, eventual death by suicide was foreshadowed by this earlier
16:30Officials have repeatedly said Epstein's death, eventual death by suicide was foreshadowed by this earlier
16:30Officials have repeatedly said Epstein's death, eventual death by suicide was foreshadowed by this earlier
16:30Officials have repeatedly said Epstein's death, eventual death by suicide was foreshadowed by this earlier
16:36alleged attempt. Former Attorney General Bill Barr reiterated that claim in an August closed door
16:36alleged attempt. Former Attorney General Bill Barr reiterated that claim in an August closed door
16:36alleged attempt. Former Attorney General Bill Barr reiterated that claim in an August closed door
16:36alleged attempt. Former Attorney General Bill Barr reiterated that claim in an August closed door
16:44deposition before the House Oversight Committee, which released the interview transcript last week.
16:44deposition before the House Oversight Committee, which released the interview transcript last week.
16:44deposition before the House Oversight Committee, which released the interview transcript last week.
16:44deposition before the House Oversight Committee, which released the interview transcript last week.
16:48Barr, who did not reply to questions from CBS News, said in his testimony he
16:48Barr, who did not reply to questions from CBS News, said in his testimony he
16:48Barr, who did not reply to questions from CBS News, said in his testimony he
16:48Barr, who did not reply to questions from CBS News, said in his testimony he
16:53knew about the July 23rd incident, which he viewed as an attempted suicide.
16:53knew about the July 23rd incident, which he viewed as an attempted suicide.
16:53knew about the July 23rd incident, which he viewed as an attempted suicide.
16:53knew about the July 23rd incident, which he viewed as an attempted suicide.
16:58Barr said he considered it indicative of Epstein's state of mind.
16:58Barr said he considered it indicative of Epstein's state of mind.
16:58Barr said he considered it indicative of Epstein's state of mind.
16:58Barr said he considered it indicative of Epstein's state of mind.
17:02But jail staff memos, other never -before -reported documents obtained by CBS News, as well
17:02But jail staff memos, other never -before -reported documents obtained by CBS News, as well
17:02But jail staff memos, other never -before -reported documents obtained by CBS News, as well
17:02But jail staff memos, other never -before -reported documents obtained by CBS News, as well
17:08as interviews with more than a dozen people who interacted with Epstein before and after
17:08as interviews with more than a dozen people who interacted with Epstein before and after
17:08as interviews with more than a dozen people who interacted with Epstein before and after
17:08as interviews with more than a dozen people who interacted with Epstein before and after
17:12the incident, reveal a murkier picture than the one depicted by Barr.
17:12the incident, reveal a murkier picture than the one depicted by Barr.
17:12the incident, reveal a murkier picture than the one depicted by Barr.
17:12the incident, reveal a murkier picture than the one depicted by Barr.
17:15The new documents have surfaced amid persistent speculation over Epstein's death, despite official conclusions that
17:15The new documents have surfaced amid persistent speculation over Epstein's death, despite official conclusions that
17:15The new documents have surfaced amid persistent speculation over Epstein's death, despite official conclusions that
17:15The new documents have surfaced amid persistent speculation over Epstein's death, despite official conclusions that
17:21he died by suicide. So he's laying on the floor, and his bunkie is screaming,
17:21he died by suicide. So he's laying on the floor, and his bunkie is screaming,
17:21he died by suicide. So he's laying on the floor, and his bunkie is screaming,
17:21he died by suicide. So he's laying on the floor, and his bunkie is screaming,
17:25I did nothing. I banged on my door to get him out of my cell,
17:25I did nothing. I banged on my door to get him out of my cell,
17:25I did nothing. I banged on my door to get him out of my cell,
17:25I did nothing. I banged on my door to get him out of my cell,
17:29the source said. Corruptions officers carried Epstein to his cell on a different floor as
17:29the source said. Corruptions officers carried Epstein to his cell on a different floor as
17:29the source said. Corruptions officers carried Epstein to his cell on a different floor as
17:29the source said. Corruptions officers carried Epstein to his cell on a different floor as
17:34he remained unresponsive. Was it the same cop, the contract killer cop?
17:34he remained unresponsive. Was it the same cop, the contract killer cop?
17:34he remained unresponsive. Was it the same cop, the contract killer cop?
17:34he remained unresponsive. Was it the same cop, the contract killer cop?
17:40Yep, right? He told them he thought he'd been attacked by his cellmate, an ex
17:40Yep, right? He told them he thought he'd been attacked by his cellmate, an ex
17:40Yep, right? He told them he thought he'd been attacked by his cellmate, an ex
17:40Yep, right? He told them he thought he'd been attacked by his cellmate, an ex
17:44-cop, who was awaiting trial on four murders.
17:44-cop, who was awaiting trial on four murders.
17:44-cop, who was awaiting trial on four murders.
17:44-cop, who was awaiting trial on four murders.
17:48But they're saying that was an attempted suicide?
17:48But they're saying that was an attempted suicide?
17:48But they're saying that was an attempted suicide?
17:48But they're saying that was an attempted suicide?
17:51Well, they tried to frame it as an attempted suicide.
17:51Well, they tried to frame it as an attempted suicide.
17:51Well, they tried to frame it as an attempted suicide.
17:51Well, they tried to frame it as an attempted suicide.
17:54No, I would imagine he doesn't have a way to contact the outside world and
17:54No, I would imagine he doesn't have a way to contact the outside world and
17:54No, I would imagine he doesn't have a way to contact the outside world and
17:54No, I would imagine he doesn't have a way to contact the outside world and
17:57just tweet about this. Yeah.
17:57just tweet about this. Yeah.
17:57just tweet about this. Yeah.
17:57just tweet about this. Yeah.
17:59Right? He can't make an Instagram video.
17:59Right? He can't make an Instagram video.
17:59Right? He can't make an Instagram video.
17:59Right? He can't make an Instagram video.
18:00Hey, guys, this guy's trying to fucking kill me.
18:00Hey, guys, this guy's trying to fucking kill me.
18:00Hey, guys, this guy's trying to fucking kill me.
18:00Hey, guys, this guy's trying to fucking kill me.
18:02Yeah, true. He sat up on the bed and began telling me that he thinks
18:02Yeah, true. He sat up on the bed and began telling me that he thinks
18:02Yeah, true. He sat up on the bed and began telling me that he thinks
18:02Yeah, true. He sat up on the bed and began telling me that he thinks
18:06his bunkie tried to kill him, a responding officer wrote in one memo.
18:06his bunkie tried to kill him, a responding officer wrote in one memo.
18:06his bunkie tried to kill him, a responding officer wrote in one memo.
18:06his bunkie tried to kill him, a responding officer wrote in one memo.
18:09A senior officer wrote in a separate incident report that Epstein initially implicated his cellmate
18:09A senior officer wrote in a separate incident report that Epstein initially implicated his cellmate
18:09A senior officer wrote in a separate incident report that Epstein initially implicated his cellmate
18:09A senior officer wrote in a separate incident report that Epstein initially implicated his cellmate
18:14in the incident, claiming he had previously said things that made Epstein feel threatened.
18:14in the incident, claiming he had previously said things that made Epstein feel threatened.
18:14in the incident, claiming he had previously said things that made Epstein feel threatened.
18:14in the incident, claiming he had previously said things that made Epstein feel threatened.
18:20So Nicholas Tartaglione, his cellmate, repeatedly disputed the initial allegation, I did nothing, and said
18:20So Nicholas Tartaglione, his cellmate, repeatedly disputed the initial allegation, I did nothing, and said
18:20So Nicholas Tartaglione, his cellmate, repeatedly disputed the initial allegation, I did nothing, and said
18:20So Nicholas Tartaglione, his cellmate, repeatedly disputed the initial allegation, I did nothing, and said
18:29I tried to revive him.
18:29I tried to revive him.
18:29I tried to revive him.
18:29I tried to revive him.
18:32As with Epstein's eventual death, any camera footage of the incident was either mislaid, lost,
18:32As with Epstein's eventual death, any camera footage of the incident was either mislaid, lost,
18:32As with Epstein's eventual death, any camera footage of the incident was either mislaid, lost,
18:32As with Epstein's eventual death, any camera footage of the incident was either mislaid, lost,
18:37or never captured. But the facility's faulty system, Tartaglione has not responded to emailed questions
18:37or never captured. But the facility's faulty system, Tartaglione has not responded to emailed questions
18:37or never captured. But the facility's faulty system, Tartaglione has not responded to emailed questions
18:37or never captured. But the facility's faulty system, Tartaglione has not responded to emailed questions
18:47from CBS News. How odd.
18:47from CBS News. How odd.
18:47from CBS News. How odd.
18:47from CBS News. How odd.
18:49His lawyer said Epstein's initial claim that Tartaglione tried to kill him was flatly not
18:49His lawyer said Epstein's initial claim that Tartaglione tried to kill him was flatly not
18:49His lawyer said Epstein's initial claim that Tartaglione tried to kill him was flatly not
18:49His lawyer said Epstein's initial claim that Tartaglione tried to kill him was flatly not
18:55true. Well. Okay. So maybe he did try to, I mean, you know, there's a
18:55true. Well. Okay. So maybe he did try to, I mean, you know, there's a
18:55true. Well. Okay. So maybe he did try to, I mean, you know, there's a
18:55true. Well. Okay. So maybe he did try to, I mean, you know, there's a
19:01chance he did try to kill himself and was like, shit, I don't want to
19:01chance he did try to kill himself and was like, shit, I don't want to
19:01chance he did try to kill himself and was like, shit, I don't want to
19:01chance he did try to kill himself and was like, shit, I don't want to
19:03get saved. And then his guy saved him.
19:03get saved. And then his guy saved him.
19:03get saved. And then his guy saved him.
19:03get saved. And then his guy saved him.
19:05He said he saved him.
19:05He said he saved him.
19:05He said he saved him.
19:05He said he saved him.
19:06So it says it right here.
19:06So it says it right here.
19:06So it says it right here.
19:06So it says it right here.
19:07Scroll back up a little bit.
19:07Scroll back up a little bit.
19:07Scroll back up a little bit.
19:07Scroll back up a little bit.
19:08But Tartaglione said in a recent interview that Epstein also left a suicide note and
19:08But Tartaglione said in a recent interview that Epstein also left a suicide note and
19:08But Tartaglione said in a recent interview that Epstein also left a suicide note and
19:08But Tartaglione said in a recent interview that Epstein also left a suicide note and
19:14it even offered Tartaglione money to kill him.
19:14it even offered Tartaglione money to kill him.
19:14it even offered Tartaglione money to kill him.
19:14it even offered Tartaglione money to kill him.
19:17What? Neither of those details, if true, are referenced in any of the Bureau of
19:17What? Neither of those details, if true, are referenced in any of the Bureau of
19:17What? Neither of those details, if true, are referenced in any of the Bureau of
19:17What? Neither of those details, if true, are referenced in any of the Bureau of
19:22Prism records that were reviewed by CBS News.
19:22Prism records that were reviewed by CBS News.
19:22Prism records that were reviewed by CBS News.
19:22Prism records that were reviewed by CBS News.
19:25So if you scroll up higher, it says he said he saved his life the
19:25So if you scroll up higher, it says he said he saved his life the
19:25So if you scroll up higher, it says he said he saved his life the
19:25So if you scroll up higher, it says he said he saved his life the
19:29first time. So it's saying that he saved his life.
19:29first time. So it's saying that he saved his life.
19:29first time. So it's saying that he saved his life.
19:29first time. So it's saying that he saved his life.
19:33He yelled when the guy, his attorney says this.
19:33He yelled when the guy, his attorney says this.
19:33He yelled when the guy, his attorney says this.
19:33He yelled when the guy, his attorney says this.
19:37Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he's saying he tried to kill himself once.
19:37Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he's saying he tried to kill himself once.
19:37Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he's saying he tried to kill himself once.
19:37Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he's saying he tried to kill himself once.
19:39Yeah, but that's just his attorney saying that.
19:39Yeah, but that's just his attorney saying that.
19:39Yeah, but that's just his attorney saying that.
19:39Yeah, but that's just his attorney saying that.
19:41Yeah, for sure. You know.
19:41Yeah, for sure. You know.
19:41Yeah, for sure. You know.
19:41Yeah, for sure. You know.
19:43Epstein claimed to both corrections officers and the source that he felt threatened by Tartaglione.
19:43Epstein claimed to both corrections officers and the source that he felt threatened by Tartaglione.
19:43Epstein claimed to both corrections officers and the source that he felt threatened by Tartaglione.
19:43Epstein claimed to both corrections officers and the source that he felt threatened by Tartaglione.
19:48Uh, hulking retired cop turned drug dealer who was charged and later convicted for four
19:48Uh, hulking retired cop turned drug dealer who was charged and later convicted for four
19:48Uh, hulking retired cop turned drug dealer who was charged and later convicted for four
19:48Uh, hulking retired cop turned drug dealer who was charged and later convicted for four
19:54murders. How, just how could you take the most high profile defendant ever and put
19:54murders. How, just how could you take the most high profile defendant ever and put
19:54murders. How, just how could you take the most high profile defendant ever and put
19:54murders. How, just how could you take the most high profile defendant ever and put
20:01him in a cage with a murderer?
20:01him in a cage with a murderer?
20:01him in a cage with a murderer?
20:01him in a cage with a murderer?
20:03Check that part. Um, his bunkie told him that if he beat him up because
20:03Check that part. Um, his bunkie told him that if he beat him up because
20:03Check that part. Um, his bunkie told him that if he beat him up because
20:03Check that part. Um, his bunkie told him that if he beat him up because
20:07of Epstein's child sex trafficking charges, the officers would not report it.
20:07of Epstein's child sex trafficking charges, the officers would not report it.
20:07of Epstein's child sex trafficking charges, the officers would not report it.
20:07of Epstein's child sex trafficking charges, the officers would not report it.
20:14Oh, that's what he told him.
20:14Oh, that's what he told him.
20:14Oh, that's what he told him.
20:14Oh, that's what he told him.
20:16The wealthy, allegedly, the wealthy former financier told jail officers that he believed Tartaglione was
20:16The wealthy, allegedly, the wealthy former financier told jail officers that he believed Tartaglione was
20:16The wealthy, allegedly, the wealthy former financier told jail officers that he believed Tartaglione was
20:16The wealthy, allegedly, the wealthy former financier told jail officers that he believed Tartaglione was
20:21trying to extort money from him and stated that if he didn't pay him that
20:21trying to extort money from him and stated that if he didn't pay him that
20:21trying to extort money from him and stated that if he didn't pay him that
20:21trying to extort money from him and stated that if he didn't pay him that
20:25he was going to beat him up.
20:25he was going to beat him up.
20:25he was going to beat him up.
20:25he was going to beat him up.
20:26The officer wrote, he stated that this has been going on for a week.
20:26The officer wrote, he stated that this has been going on for a week.
20:26The officer wrote, he stated that this has been going on for a week.
20:26The officer wrote, he stated that this has been going on for a week.
20:30Then that guy saying Epstein was trying to pay me to kill him for himself.
20:30Then that guy saying Epstein was trying to pay me to kill him for himself.
20:30Then that guy saying Epstein was trying to pay me to kill him for himself.
20:30Then that guy saying Epstein was trying to pay me to kill him for himself.
20:35You would have think they could find a middle ground, man.
20:35You would have think they could find a middle ground, man.
20:35You would have think they could find a middle ground, man.
20:35You would have think they could find a middle ground, man.
20:37Well, someone's lying. Yeah, I know.
20:37Well, someone's lying. Yeah, I know.
20:37Well, someone's lying. Yeah, I know.
20:37Well, someone's lying. Yeah, I know.
20:39That's the craziest. There's too many plot holes.
20:39That's the craziest. There's too many plot holes.
20:39That's the craziest. There's too many plot holes.
20:39That's the craziest. There's too many plot holes.
20:42There's no way. Imagine like who's saying, I'll pay you to kill me.
20:42There's no way. Imagine like who's saying, I'll pay you to kill me.
20:42There's no way. Imagine like who's saying, I'll pay you to kill me.
20:42There's no way. Imagine like who's saying, I'll pay you to kill me.
20:46Yeah. Also, it's like, wait, how are we going to do that?
20:46Yeah. Also, it's like, wait, how are we going to do that?
20:46Yeah. Also, it's like, wait, how are we going to do that?
20:46Yeah. Also, it's like, wait, how are we going to do that?
20:49How are we going to work this all out?
20:49How are we going to work this all out?
20:49How are we going to work this all out?
20:49How are we going to work this all out?
20:50Yeah, but the guy's already, well, that would, and then what's he going to do
20:50Yeah, but the guy's already, well, that would, and then what's he going to do
20:50Yeah, but the guy's already, well, that would, and then what's he going to do
20:50Yeah, but the guy's already, well, that would, and then what's he going to do
20:53with the money? Exactly. How's he going to get the money?
20:53with the money? Exactly. How's he going to get the money?
20:53with the money? Exactly. How's he going to get the money?
20:53with the money? Exactly. How's he going to get the money?
20:55I guess you can give it if you know somebody, you know, you love, you
20:55I guess you can give it if you know somebody, you know, you love, you
20:55I guess you can give it if you know somebody, you know, you love, you
20:55I guess you can give it if you know somebody, you know, you love, you
20:58can give it to them.
20:58can give it to them.
20:58can give it to them.
20:58can give it to them.
20:58Right. Does he have money or does all of his money go to the victim's
20:58Right. Does he have money or does all of his money go to the victim's
20:58Right. Does he have money or does all of his money go to the victim's
20:58Right. Does he have money or does all of his money go to the victim's
21:01families? Like he killed four people.
21:01families? Like he killed four people.
21:01families? Like he killed four people.
21:01families? Like he killed four people.
21:03Shit, man, he might be right.
21:03Shit, man, he might be right.
21:03Shit, man, he might be right.
21:03Shit, man, he might be right.
21:05Yeah. So it would have to be like an offshore account that like gets slipped
21:05Yeah. So it would have to be like an offshore account that like gets slipped
21:05Yeah. So it would have to be like an offshore account that like gets slipped
21:05Yeah. So it would have to be like an offshore account that like gets slipped
21:08over to the prison so he could buy cigarettes.
21:08over to the prison so he could buy cigarettes.
21:08over to the prison so he could buy cigarettes.
21:08over to the prison so he could buy cigarettes.
21:10If anyone can do it.
21:10If anyone can do it.
21:10If anyone can do it.
21:10If anyone can do it.
21:11If anyone can do it, it's Jeffrey Epstein, man.
21:11If anyone can do it, it's Jeffrey Epstein, man.
21:11If anyone can do it, it's Jeffrey Epstein, man.
21:11If anyone can do it, it's Jeffrey Epstein, man.
21:13But it would have to be worked out in advance.
21:13But it would have to be worked out in advance.
21:13But it would have to be worked out in advance.
21:13But it would have to be worked out in advance.
21:16Like he would have to have the cigarettes in the commissary.
21:16Like he would have to have the cigarettes in the commissary.
21:16Like he would have to have the cigarettes in the commissary.
21:16Like he would have to have the cigarettes in the commissary.
21:18Yeah. Okay, time to kill you.
21:18Yeah. Okay, time to kill you.
21:18Yeah. Okay, time to kill you.
21:18Yeah. Okay, time to kill you.
21:20Dude, it's too, you know, I think it's just one of those things.
21:20Dude, it's too, you know, I think it's just one of those things.
21:20Dude, it's too, you know, I think it's just one of those things.
21:20Dude, it's too, you know, I think it's just one of those things.
21:23I don't know if people can, you know, want to wrap their heads around it,
21:23I don't know if people can, you know, want to wrap their heads around it,
21:23I don't know if people can, you know, want to wrap their heads around it,
21:23I don't know if people can, you know, want to wrap their heads around it,
21:26but there's just people who do things in this world on behalf of like, you
21:26but there's just people who do things in this world on behalf of like, you
21:26but there's just people who do things in this world on behalf of like, you
21:26but there's just people who do things in this world on behalf of like, you
21:29know, Uber billionaires that we're just never going to know what's going on.
21:29know, Uber billionaires that we're just never going to know what's going on.
21:29know, Uber billionaires that we're just never going to know what's going on.
21:29know, Uber billionaires that we're just never going to know what's going on.
21:33For sure. They do horrible, terrible secret stuff.
21:33For sure. They do horrible, terrible secret stuff.
21:33For sure. They do horrible, terrible secret stuff.
21:33For sure. They do horrible, terrible secret stuff.
21:36And they always have. Yeah.
21:36And they always have. Yeah.
21:36And they always have. Yeah.
21:36And they always have. Yeah.
21:37This is the thing if like you go throughout history, there's always been secret societies
21:37This is the thing if like you go throughout history, there's always been secret societies
21:37This is the thing if like you go throughout history, there's always been secret societies
21:37This is the thing if like you go throughout history, there's always been secret societies
21:42and people that get together with creepy meetings, all that eyes wide shut shit that
21:42and people that get together with creepy meetings, all that eyes wide shut shit that
21:42and people that get together with creepy meetings, all that eyes wide shut shit that
21:42and people that get together with creepy meetings, all that eyes wide shut shit that
21:46Qbert put in his film.
21:46Qbert put in his film.
21:46Qbert put in his film.
21:46Qbert put in his film.
21:48That's not, he's not imagining that.
21:48That's not, he's not imagining that.
21:48That's not, he's not imagining that.
21:48That's not, he's not imagining that.
21:50No. That's always been a thing.
21:50No. That's always been a thing.
21:50No. That's always been a thing.
21:50No. That's always been a thing.
21:52The officer that discovered his body dead in August was originally charged with falsifying documents
21:52The officer that discovered his body dead in August was originally charged with falsifying documents
21:52The officer that discovered his body dead in August was originally charged with falsifying documents
21:52The officer that discovered his body dead in August was originally charged with falsifying documents
21:57related to his death, but those charges were dropped.
21:57related to his death, but those charges were dropped.
21:57related to his death, but those charges were dropped.
21:57related to his death, but those charges were dropped.
22:01Hmm. I wonder what the falsifying of the documents was.
22:01Hmm. I wonder what the falsifying of the documents was.
22:01Hmm. I wonder what the falsifying of the documents was.
22:01Hmm. I wonder what the falsifying of the documents was.
22:06I don't know. I don't know.
22:06I don't know. I don't know.
22:06I don't know. I don't know.
22:06I don't know. I don't know.
22:07Who knows? Maybe people charged it to try to open up the paperwork or whatever.
22:07Who knows? Maybe people charged it to try to open up the paperwork or whatever.
22:07Who knows? Maybe people charged it to try to open up the paperwork or whatever.
22:07Who knows? Maybe people charged it to try to open up the paperwork or whatever.
22:11Here it is. Because Epstein was on suicide watch after the July 23rd incident, Thomas
22:11Here it is. Because Epstein was on suicide watch after the July 23rd incident, Thomas
22:11Here it is. Because Epstein was on suicide watch after the July 23rd incident, Thomas
22:11Here it is. Because Epstein was on suicide watch after the July 23rd incident, Thomas
22:15was required to law to record a log of observations about Epstein in 15 minute
22:15was required to law to record a log of observations about Epstein in 15 minute
22:15was required to law to record a log of observations about Epstein in 15 minute
22:15was required to law to record a log of observations about Epstein in 15 minute
22:20increments. Those notations were released by the Bureau of Prisons in 2023, along with just
22:20increments. Those notations were released by the Bureau of Prisons in 2023, along with just
22:20increments. Those notations were released by the Bureau of Prisons in 2023, along with just
22:20increments. Those notations were released by the Bureau of Prisons in 2023, along with just
22:25one entry he made in the log, a note made at 2 .15 a .m.,
22:25one entry he made in the log, a note made at 2 .15 a .m.,
22:25one entry he made in the log, a note made at 2 .15 a .m.,
22:25one entry he made in the log, a note made at 2 .15 a .m.,
22:2945 minutes after the incident.
22:2945 minutes after the incident.
22:2945 minutes after the incident.
22:2945 minutes after the incident.
22:3215 minutes later, at 2 .30, Thomas wrote, inmates sitting on bed trying to remember
22:3215 minutes later, at 2 .30, Thomas wrote, inmates sitting on bed trying to remember
22:3215 minutes later, at 2 .30, Thomas wrote, inmates sitting on bed trying to remember
22:3215 minutes later, at 2 .30, Thomas wrote, inmates sitting on bed trying to remember
22:36what happened. Huh. Yeah, man.
22:36what happened. Huh. Yeah, man.
22:36what happened. Huh. Yeah, man.
22:36what happened. Huh. Yeah, man.
22:41So this is when he got attacked, the first time that he survived.
22:41So this is when he got attacked, the first time that he survived.
22:41So this is when he got attacked, the first time that he survived.
22:41So this is when he got attacked, the first time that he survived.
22:45Huh. Yeah, they claim once he got into the separate cell, he was trying to
22:45Huh. Yeah, they claim once he got into the separate cell, he was trying to
22:45Huh. Yeah, they claim once he got into the separate cell, he was trying to
22:45Huh. Yeah, they claim once he got into the separate cell, he was trying to
22:50fall forward on his head or something, sat on the edge of the bed and
22:50fall forward on his head or something, sat on the edge of the bed and
22:50fall forward on his head or something, sat on the edge of the bed and
22:50fall forward on his head or something, sat on the edge of the bed and
22:53began moving forward as if he was attempting to fall over head first.
22:53began moving forward as if he was attempting to fall over head first.
22:53began moving forward as if he was attempting to fall over head first.
22:53began moving forward as if he was attempting to fall over head first.
22:57Huh. He was told to stop, don't do it again, and he gave a thumbs
22:57Huh. He was told to stop, don't do it again, and he gave a thumbs
22:57Huh. He was told to stop, don't do it again, and he gave a thumbs
22:57Huh. He was told to stop, don't do it again, and he gave a thumbs
23:00up. That's how they confirmed he was trying to commit suicide.
23:00up. That's how they confirmed he was trying to commit suicide.
23:00up. That's how they confirmed he was trying to commit suicide.
23:00up. That's how they confirmed he was trying to commit suicide.
23:03So he was going to try to commit suicide by falling straight on his head?
23:03So he was going to try to commit suicide by falling straight on his head?
23:03So he was going to try to commit suicide by falling straight on his head?
23:03So he was going to try to commit suicide by falling straight on his head?
23:06That's impossible. That's literally impossible.
23:06That's impossible. That's literally impossible.
23:06That's impossible. That's literally impossible.
23:06That's impossible. That's literally impossible.
23:09Ooh, fall on your face.
23:09Ooh, fall on your face.
23:09Ooh, fall on your face.
23:09Ooh, fall on your face.
23:09You might be able to pull it off.
23:09You might be able to pull it off.
23:09You might be able to pull it off.
23:09You might be able to pull it off.
23:11That's crazy. You would block for sure.
23:11That's crazy. You would block for sure.
23:11That's crazy. You would block for sure.
23:11That's crazy. You would block for sure.
23:13Right. There's no way you can just do a sail.
23:13Right. There's no way you can just do a sail.
23:13Right. There's no way you can just do a sail.
23:13Right. There's no way you can just do a sail.
23:16I was thinking about this the other day.
23:16I was thinking about this the other day.
23:16I was thinking about this the other day.
23:16I was thinking about this the other day.
23:17I was walking off my steps.
23:17I was walking off my steps.
23:17I was walking off my steps.
23:17I was walking off my steps.
23:18I was like, even if I tried, I couldn't do a swan dive onto the
23:18I was like, even if I tried, I couldn't do a swan dive onto the
23:18I was like, even if I tried, I couldn't do a swan dive onto the
23:18I was like, even if I tried, I couldn't do a swan dive onto the
23:21cement. Your body wouldn't let you do it.
23:21cement. Your body wouldn't let you do it.
23:21cement. Your body wouldn't let you do it.
23:21cement. Your body wouldn't let you do it.
23:24Yeah, you would resist just enough to be paralyzed for the rest of your life.
23:24Yeah, you would resist just enough to be paralyzed for the rest of your life.
23:24Yeah, you would resist just enough to be paralyzed for the rest of your life.
23:24Yeah, you would resist just enough to be paralyzed for the rest of your life.
23:28Yeah, you would get fucked up for sure.
23:28Yeah, you would get fucked up for sure.
23:28Yeah, you would get fucked up for sure.
23:28Yeah, you would get fucked up for sure.
23:30I don't know. I think you would just kind of flatten out and flail.
23:30I don't know. I think you would just kind of flatten out and flail.
23:30I don't know. I think you would just kind of flatten out and flail.
23:30I don't know. I think you would just kind of flatten out and flail.
23:32Yeah, because guys die all the time in street fights when they get knocked out,
23:32Yeah, because guys die all the time in street fights when they get knocked out,
23:32Yeah, because guys die all the time in street fights when they get knocked out,
23:32Yeah, because guys die all the time in street fights when they get knocked out,
23:36and then they fall, and they hit their head on the concrete.
23:36and then they fall, and they hit their head on the concrete.
23:36and then they fall, and they hit their head on the concrete.
23:36and then they fall, and they hit their head on the concrete.
23:38Dude, it happened before I left Philly a year or so ago.
23:38Dude, it happened before I left Philly a year or so ago.
23:38Dude, it happened before I left Philly a year or so ago.
23:38Dude, it happened before I left Philly a year or so ago.
23:41There was a guy just walking his dog off leash, and this guy was like,
23:41There was a guy just walking his dog off leash, and this guy was like,
23:41There was a guy just walking his dog off leash, and this guy was like,
23:41There was a guy just walking his dog off leash, and this guy was like,
23:44put your dog on leash.
23:44put your dog on leash.
23:44put your dog on leash.
23:44put your dog on leash.
23:45They got into work. They started arguing, and a guy punched him, and he hit
23:45They got into work. They started arguing, and a guy punched him, and he hit
23:45They got into work. They started arguing, and a guy punched him, and he hit
23:45They got into work. They started arguing, and a guy punched him, and he hit
23:48his head and died. And then my brother went on an online date with the
23:48his head and died. And then my brother went on an online date with the
23:48his head and died. And then my brother went on an online date with the
23:48his head and died. And then my brother went on an online date with the
23:52fiancee of the guy who died and learned throughout the date, like, oh, shit, you're
23:52fiancee of the guy who died and learned throughout the date, like, oh, shit, you're
23:52fiancee of the guy who died and learned throughout the date, like, oh, shit, you're
23:52fiancee of the guy who died and learned throughout the date, like, oh, shit, you're
23:56the lady who was marrying.
23:56the lady who was marrying.
23:56the lady who was marrying.
23:56the lady who was marrying.
23:57Oh, what a bummer of a date.
23:57Oh, what a bummer of a date.
23:57Oh, what a bummer of a date.
23:57Oh, what a bummer of a date.
23:57It was pretty fucking sad, actually.
23:57It was pretty fucking sad, actually.
23:57It was pretty fucking sad, actually.
23:57It was pretty fucking sad, actually.
24:01He put it together, and he's like, oh, fuck, he died.
24:01He put it together, and he's like, oh, fuck, he died.
24:01He put it together, and he's like, oh, fuck, he died.
24:01He put it together, and he's like, oh, fuck, he died.
24:03That sucks. How long after that was the date?
24:03That sucks. How long after that was the date?
24:03That sucks. How long after that was the date?
24:03That sucks. How long after that was the date?
24:05I think it was maybe a year and a half.
24:05I think it was maybe a year and a half.
24:05I think it was maybe a year and a half.
24:05I think it was maybe a year and a half.
24:07It had been some time.
24:07It had been some time.
24:07It had been some time.
24:07It had been some time.
24:09Not enough to stop the crying.
24:09Not enough to stop the crying.
24:09Not enough to stop the crying.
24:09Not enough to stop the crying.
24:11Yeah, I mean, you got to pick it up at one point, especially if he
24:11Yeah, I mean, you got to pick it up at one point, especially if he
24:11Yeah, I mean, you got to pick it up at one point, especially if he
24:11Yeah, I mean, you got to pick it up at one point, especially if he
24:13died like that, man. He got punched on a dog walk and died.
24:13died like that, man. He got punched on a dog walk and died.
24:13died like that, man. He got punched on a dog walk and died.
24:13died like that, man. He got punched on a dog walk and died.
24:18I don't know. A dog walk with a helmet in Philly?
24:18I don't know. A dog walk with a helmet in Philly?
24:18I don't know. A dog walk with a helmet in Philly?
24:18I don't know. A dog walk with a helmet in Philly?
24:21If I was a lady, I'd be like, oh, fuck, I dodged a bullet.
24:21If I was a lady, I'd be like, oh, fuck, I dodged a bullet.
24:21If I was a lady, I'd be like, oh, fuck, I dodged a bullet.
24:21If I was a lady, I'd be like, oh, fuck, I dodged a bullet.
24:23Oh, God. Husband could have just died.
24:23Oh, God. Husband could have just died.
24:23Oh, God. Husband could have just died.
24:23Oh, God. Husband could have just died.
24:27Yeah, that's scary, though, man.
24:27Yeah, that's scary, though, man.
24:27Yeah, that's scary, though, man.
24:27Yeah, that's scary, though, man.
24:29Yeah, the whole thing of, like, altercations and people popping off to each other anymore
24:29Yeah, the whole thing of, like, altercations and people popping off to each other anymore
24:29Yeah, the whole thing of, like, altercations and people popping off to each other anymore
24:29Yeah, the whole thing of, like, altercations and people popping off to each other anymore
24:33is just like, I was walking down the street recently, and, you know, I had
24:33is just like, I was walking down the street recently, and, you know, I had
24:33is just like, I was walking down the street recently, and, you know, I had
24:33is just like, I was walking down the street recently, and, you know, I had
24:37the right of way. I walked, and I didn't even, like, rush in front of
24:37the right of way. I walked, and I didn't even, like, rush in front of
24:37the right of way. I walked, and I didn't even, like, rush in front of
24:37the right of way. I walked, and I didn't even, like, rush in front of
24:39the car. The car pulled up and was like, get the fuck out.
24:39the car. The car pulled up and was like, get the fuck out.
24:39the car. The car pulled up and was like, get the fuck out.
24:39the car. The car pulled up and was like, get the fuck out.
24:42He's, like, threatening to shoot me in the face.
24:42He's, like, threatening to shoot me in the face.
24:42He's, like, threatening to shoot me in the face.
24:42He's, like, threatening to shoot me in the face.
24:43I was just like, what the hell, man?
24:43I was just like, what the hell, man?
24:43I was just like, what the hell, man?
24:43I was just like, what the hell, man?
24:46Yeah, it was like he had pulled off far enough.
24:46Yeah, it was like he had pulled off far enough.
24:46Yeah, it was like he had pulled off far enough.
24:46Yeah, it was like he had pulled off far enough.
24:48He's like, I'll shoot you in your fucking face.
24:48He's like, I'll shoot you in your fucking face.
24:48He's like, I'll shoot you in your fucking face.
24:48He's like, I'll shoot you in your fucking face.
24:49And I was just like, please don't.
24:49And I was just like, please don't.
24:49And I was just like, please don't.
24:49And I was just like, please don't.
24:50Like, you know, what the fuck, man?
24:50Like, you know, what the fuck, man?
24:50Like, you know, what the fuck, man?
24:50Like, you know, what the fuck, man?
24:52What are you doing? What the fuck?
24:52What are you doing? What the fuck?
24:52What are you doing? What the fuck?
24:52What are you doing? What the fuck?
24:53bro you never know who's unhinged i know you never know what's going on that
24:53bro you never know who's unhinged i know you never know what's going on that
24:53bro you never know who's unhinged i know you never know what's going on that
24:53bro you never know who's unhinged i know you never know what's going on that
24:57life divorce fucking this that just got fired about to go to jail who knows
24:57life divorce fucking this that just got fired about to go to jail who knows
24:57life divorce fucking this that just got fired about to go to jail who knows
24:57life divorce fucking this that just got fired about to go to jail who knows
25:04yeah who knows dude yeah best friend was fucking your wife could be literally anything
25:04yeah who knows dude yeah best friend was fucking your wife could be literally anything
25:04yeah who knows dude yeah best friend was fucking your wife could be literally anything
25:04yeah who knows dude yeah best friend was fucking your wife could be literally anything
25:09yeah it's like i i never it's like yeah whatever man so many people are
25:09yeah it's like i i never it's like yeah whatever man so many people are
25:09yeah it's like i i never it's like yeah whatever man so many people are
25:09yeah it's like i i never it's like yeah whatever man so many people are
25:13barely hanging on out there doing something all day they hate yeah just fucking tired
25:13barely hanging on out there doing something all day they hate yeah just fucking tired
25:13barely hanging on out there doing something all day they hate yeah just fucking tired
25:13barely hanging on out there doing something all day they hate yeah just fucking tired
25:19life's in a shambles dude i i don't and especially like people just talk shit
25:19life's in a shambles dude i i don't and especially like people just talk shit
25:19life's in a shambles dude i i don't and especially like people just talk shit
25:19life's in a shambles dude i i don't and especially like people just talk shit
25:23to strangers like you have no idea who that person is my i don't know
25:23to strangers like you have no idea who that person is my i don't know
25:23to strangers like you have no idea who that person is my i don't know
25:23to strangers like you have no idea who that person is my i don't know
25:26you know who knows if this is like just like an old construction worker tale
25:26you know who knows if this is like just like an old construction worker tale
25:26you know who knows if this is like just like an old construction worker tale
25:26you know who knows if this is like just like an old construction worker tale
25:29but my dad was telling me some guy he knows his mom or whatever or
25:29but my dad was telling me some guy he knows his mom or whatever or
25:29but my dad was telling me some guy he knows his mom or whatever or
25:29but my dad was telling me some guy he knows his mom or whatever or
25:34like you know his friend's mom was at the grocery store someone back they like
25:34like you know his friend's mom was at the grocery store someone back they like
25:34like you know his friend's mom was at the grocery store someone back they like
25:34like you know his friend's mom was at the grocery store someone back they like
25:37both going for a parking spot it's like an old lady and the guy was
25:37both going for a parking spot it's like an old lady and the guy was
25:37both going for a parking spot it's like an old lady and the guy was
25:37both going for a parking spot it's like an old lady and the guy was
25:40like fucking bitch get the hell out blah blah started cursing her out her son
25:40like fucking bitch get the hell out blah blah started cursing her out her son
25:40like fucking bitch get the hell out blah blah started cursing her out her son
25:40like fucking bitch get the hell out blah blah started cursing her out her son
25:44came out of jail for like you know like he was like a biker all
25:44came out of jail for like you know like he was like a biker all
25:44came out of jail for like you know like he was like a biker all
25:44came out of jail for like you know like he was like a biker all
25:46this stuff and they all like knew each other in the neighborhood apparently the guy
25:46this stuff and they all like knew each other in the neighborhood apparently the guy
25:46this stuff and they all like knew each other in the neighborhood apparently the guy
25:46this stuff and they all like knew each other in the neighborhood apparently the guy
25:49who had like cursed out the mom they were like nobody ever saw him again
25:49who had like cursed out the mom they were like nobody ever saw him again
25:49who had like cursed out the mom they were like nobody ever saw him again
25:49who had like cursed out the mom they were like nobody ever saw him again
25:52so if that's true it's like i always think about that i'm like dude that's
25:52so if that's true it's like i always think about that i'm like dude that's
25:52so if that's true it's like i always think about that i'm like dude that's
25:52so if that's true it's like i always think about that i'm like dude that's
25:56you know you just can't be you shouldn't yell at an old lady anyway but
25:56you know you just can't be you shouldn't yell at an old lady anyway but
25:56you know you just can't be you shouldn't yell at an old lady anyway but
25:56you know you just can't be you shouldn't yell at an old lady anyway but
25:59you just have no idea who you're dealing with right just might as well chill
25:59you just have no idea who you're dealing with right just might as well chill
25:59you just have no idea who you're dealing with right just might as well chill
25:59you just have no idea who you're dealing with right just might as well chill
26:02that was one of the creepier things about the epstein emails or the the files
26:02that was one of the creepier things about the epstein emails or the the files
26:02that was one of the creepier things about the epstein emails or the the files
26:02that was one of the creepier things about the epstein emails or the the files
26:08the data was that he ordered 330 gallons of sulfuric acid after he'd been indicted
26:08the data was that he ordered 330 gallons of sulfuric acid after he'd been indicted
26:08the data was that he ordered 330 gallons of sulfuric acid after he'd been indicted
26:08the data was that he ordered 330 gallons of sulfuric acid after he'd been indicted
26:15what does that do dissolves bodies oh no yeah so so they were trying to
26:15what does that do dissolves bodies oh no yeah so so they were trying to
26:15what does that do dissolves bodies oh no yeah so so they were trying to
26:15what does that do dissolves bodies oh no yeah so so they were trying to
26:22speculate that like maybe that was for his desalination system that he had he had
26:22speculate that like maybe that was for his desalination system that he had he had
26:22speculate that like maybe that was for his desalination system that he had he had
26:22speculate that like maybe that was for his desalination system that he had he had
26:28like a water system the some sulfuric acid cleans it out but then jamie looked
26:28like a water system the some sulfuric acid cleans it out but then jamie looked
26:28like a water system the some sulfuric acid cleans it out but then jamie looked
26:28like a water system the some sulfuric acid cleans it out but then jamie looked
26:34into it he had only ordered it like once before ever but never that much
26:34into it he had only ordered it like once before ever but never that much
26:34into it he had only ordered it like once before ever but never that much
26:34into it he had only ordered it like once before ever but never that much
26:38yeah that's terrible also he lives in near the oceans like why don't you just
26:38yeah that's terrible also he lives in near the oceans like why don't you just
26:38yeah that's terrible also he lives in near the oceans like why don't you just
26:38yeah that's terrible also he lives in near the oceans like why don't you just
26:44go in the ocean just you gotta get rid of bodies you live on an
26:44go in the ocean just you gotta get rid of bodies you live on an
26:44go in the ocean just you gotta get rid of bodies you live on an
26:44go in the ocean just you gotta get rid of bodies you live on an
26:47island you just go out the water yeah but they could find it yeah i
26:47island you just go out the water yeah but they could find it yeah i
26:47island you just go out the water yeah but they could find it yeah i
26:47island you just go out the water yeah but they could find it yeah i
26:50guess so yeah they might find it yeah you can't have that true i especially
26:50guess so yeah they might find it yeah you can't have that true i especially
26:50guess so yeah they might find it yeah you can't have that true i especially
26:50guess so yeah they might find it yeah you can't have that true i especially
26:53have enough that you need a bunch of acid do they have a lot of
26:53have enough that you need a bunch of acid do they have a lot of
26:53have enough that you need a bunch of acid do they have a lot of
26:53have enough that you need a bunch of acid do they have a lot of
26:56sharks down there i would think yeah like the bahamas right it's like bahamas area
26:56sharks down there i would think yeah like the bahamas right it's like bahamas area
26:56sharks down there i would think yeah like the bahamas right it's like bahamas area
26:56sharks down there i would think yeah like the bahamas right it's like bahamas area
27:02yeah i would think there's like sharks in florida i was just in florida florida's
27:02yeah i would think there's like sharks in florida i was just in florida florida's
27:02yeah i would think there's like sharks in florida i was just in florida florida's
27:02yeah i would think there's like sharks in florida i was just in florida florida's
27:06a lot of sharks especially bull sharks yeah exactly i was swimming i brought my
27:06a lot of sharks especially bull sharks yeah exactly i was swimming i brought my
27:06a lot of sharks especially bull sharks yeah exactly i was swimming i brought my
27:06a lot of sharks especially bull sharks yeah exactly i was swimming i brought my
27:10friend with me to do shows and he was like i'm worried about sharks there's
27:10friend with me to do shows and he was like i'm worried about sharks there's
27:10friend with me to do shows and he was like i'm worried about sharks there's
27:10friend with me to do shows and he was like i'm worried about sharks there's
27:13no fucking sharks out here you know we got back and the uber driver was
27:13no fucking sharks out here you know we got back and the uber driver was
27:13no fucking sharks out here you know we got back and the uber driver was
27:13no fucking sharks out here you know we got back and the uber driver was
27:15like yeah this is like shark season right now i was like oh my bad
27:15like yeah this is like shark season right now i was like oh my bad
27:15like yeah this is like shark season right now i was like oh my bad
27:15like yeah this is like shark season right now i was like oh my bad
27:18shark season yeah they i think it's the bull sharks they see them all the
27:18shark season yeah they i think it's the bull sharks they see them all the
27:18shark season yeah they i think it's the bull sharks they see them all the
27:18shark season yeah they i think it's the bull sharks they see them all the
27:21time down bull sharks are scary they're the ones that they think are responsible for
27:21time down bull sharks are scary they're the ones that they think are responsible for
27:21time down bull sharks are scary they're the ones that they think are responsible for
27:21time down bull sharks are scary they're the ones that they think are responsible for
27:25the murders in new jersey that inspired jaws really yeah how big how big do
27:25the murders in new jersey that inspired jaws really yeah how big how big do
27:25the murders in new jersey that inspired jaws really yeah how big how big do
27:25the murders in new jersey that inspired jaws really yeah how big how big do
27:31they get they don't get as big as like great whites but the thing about
27:31they get they don't get as big as like great whites but the thing about
27:31they get they don't get as big as like great whites but the thing about
27:31they get they don't get as big as like great whites but the thing about
27:35them is they could swim in fresh water so those murders that uh murders those
27:35them is they could swim in fresh water so those murders that uh murders those
27:35them is they could swim in fresh water so those murders that uh murders those
27:35them is they could swim in fresh water so those murders that uh murders those
27:40deaths by shark uh in new jersey and like the early 1900s they were in
27:40deaths by shark uh in new jersey and like the early 1900s they were in
27:40deaths by shark uh in new jersey and like the early 1900s they were in
27:40deaths by shark uh in new jersey and like the early 1900s they were in
27:45a river what yeah so these people were swimming in a river and they got
27:45a river what yeah so these people were swimming in a river and they got
27:45a river what yeah so these people were swimming in a river and they got
27:45a river what yeah so these people were swimming in a river and they got
27:51killed by sharks yeah you would never expect it either bull sharks are like very
27:51killed by sharks yeah you would never expect it either bull sharks are like very
27:51killed by sharks yeah you would never expect it either bull sharks are like very
27:51killed by sharks yeah you would never expect it either bull sharks are like very
27:55aggressive too are they really super aggressive they um there's the florida keys like guys
27:55aggressive too are they really super aggressive they um there's the florida keys like guys
27:55aggressive too are they really super aggressive they um there's the florida keys like guys
27:55aggressive too are they really super aggressive they um there's the florida keys like guys
28:00fish off the piers down there and uh it's really great fishing but if you
28:00fish off the piers down there and uh it's really great fishing but if you
28:00fish off the piers down there and uh it's really great fishing but if you
28:00fish off the piers down there and uh it's really great fishing but if you
28:05catch a big fish and you're struggling to get it on the line most likely
28:05catch a big fish and you're struggling to get it on the line most likely
28:05catch a big fish and you're struggling to get it on the line most likely
28:05catch a big fish and you're struggling to get it on the line most likely
28:08a shark's gonna kill it really yeah most likely you're gonna get it bitten in
28:08a shark's gonna kill it really yeah most likely you're gonna get it bitten in
28:08a shark's gonna kill it really yeah most likely you're gonna get it bitten in
28:08a shark's gonna kill it really yeah most likely you're gonna get it bitten in
28:11half there's like tons of videos of guys pulling in fish and the shark just
28:11half there's like tons of videos of guys pulling in fish and the shark just
28:11half there's like tons of videos of guys pulling in fish and the shark just
28:11half there's like tons of videos of guys pulling in fish and the shark just
28:16snaps it in half while they're pulling it in that's terrifying they're all over the
28:16snaps it in half while they're pulling it in that's terrifying they're all over the
28:16snaps it in half while they're pulling it in that's terrifying they're all over the
28:16snaps it in half while they're pulling it in that's terrifying they're all over the
28:20place down there dude i went to turks and kegos me and my family went
28:20place down there dude i went to turks and kegos me and my family went
28:20place down there dude i went to turks and kegos me and my family went
28:20place down there dude i went to turks and kegos me and my family went
28:23down there my kids we were we went snorkeling and we you know the guy
28:23down there my kids we were we went snorkeling and we you know the guy
28:23down there my kids we were we went snorkeling and we you know the guy
28:23down there my kids we were we went snorkeling and we you know the guy
28:27takes us out and he's like hey we like you know got in the area
28:27takes us out and he's like hey we like you know got in the area
28:27takes us out and he's like hey we like you know got in the area
28:27takes us out and he's like hey we like you know got in the area
28:30where we're gonna jump in he's like hey there's some baby sharks out there um
28:30where we're gonna jump in he's like hey there's some baby sharks out there um
28:30where we're gonna jump in he's like hey there's some baby sharks out there um
28:30where we're gonna jump in he's like hey there's some baby sharks out there um
28:33you know but they're not gonna bother you so i'm like what the fuck does
28:33you know but they're not gonna bother you so i'm like what the fuck does
28:33you know but they're not gonna bother you so i'm like what the fuck does
28:33you know but they're not gonna bother you so i'm like what the fuck does
28:36that mean exactly and i have like i've had fucking like two and a four
28:36that mean exactly and i have like i've had fucking like two and a four
28:36that mean exactly and i have like i've had fucking like two and a four
28:36that mean exactly and i have like i've had fucking like two and a four
28:39-year -old with me so i jump in i'm like let me suss it out
28:39-year -old with me so i jump in i'm like let me suss it out
28:39-year -old with me so i jump in i'm like let me suss it out
28:39-year -old with me so i jump in i'm like let me suss it out
28:42i'm gonna go see dude i go down and like these were like you know
28:42i'm gonna go see dude i go down and like these were like you know
28:42i'm gonna go see dude i go down and like these were like you know
28:42i'm gonna go see dude i go down and like these were like you know
28:46they weren't like 18 foot sharks but they were like five six they were like
28:46they weren't like 18 foot sharks but they were like five six they were like
28:46they weren't like 18 foot sharks but they were like five six they were like
28:46they weren't like 18 foot sharks but they were like five six they were like
28:50big enough but they were 40 it was like probably 40 feet deep and then
28:50big enough but they were 40 it was like probably 40 feet deep and then
28:50big enough but they were 40 it was like probably 40 feet deep and then
28:50big enough but they were 40 it was like probably 40 feet deep and then
28:53they were like at the bottom but then another 50 feet away and i was
28:53they were like at the bottom but then another 50 feet away and i was
28:53they were like at the bottom but then another 50 feet away and i was
28:53they were like at the bottom but then another 50 feet away and i was
28:57like bro i'm not bringing my kids in here yeah i'm trying to find this
28:57like bro i'm not bringing my kids in here yeah i'm trying to find this
28:57like bro i'm not bringing my kids in here yeah i'm trying to find this
28:57like bro i'm not bringing my kids in here yeah i'm trying to find this
29:00video that my friend adam sent me of uh sharks in florida because i always
29:00video that my friend adam sent me of uh sharks in florida because i always
29:00video that my friend adam sent me of uh sharks in florida because i always
29:00video that my friend adam sent me of uh sharks in florida because i always
29:06give him shit he lives in australia and i always give him shit like bro
29:06give him shit he lives in australia and i always give him shit like bro
29:06give him shit he lives in australia and i always give him shit like bro
29:06give him shit he lives in australia and i always give him shit like bro
29:09you live in a place filled with monsters what the fuck are you doing it's
29:09you live in a place filled with monsters what the fuck are you doing it's
29:09you live in a place filled with monsters what the fuck are you doing it's
29:09you live in a place filled with monsters what the fuck are you doing it's
29:12like because it's true florida is florida has a lot but australia has more australia
29:12like because it's true florida is florida has a lot but australia has more australia
29:12like because it's true florida is florida has a lot but australia has more australia
29:12like because it's true florida is florida has a lot but australia has more australia
29:18has saltwater crocodiles they have great whites but he sent me this video it's like
29:18has saltwater crocodiles they have great whites but he sent me this video it's like
29:18has saltwater crocodiles they have great whites but he sent me this video it's like
29:18has saltwater crocodiles they have great whites but he sent me this video it's like
29:23this is in america mate and it's uh these guys are throwing god i can't
29:23this is in america mate and it's uh these guys are throwing god i can't
29:23this is in america mate and it's uh these guys are throwing god i can't
29:23this is in america mate and it's uh these guys are throwing god i can't
29:29find it these guys are throwing um fish into the water right now i'm not
29:29find it these guys are throwing um fish into the water right now i'm not
29:29find it these guys are throwing um fish into the water right now i'm not
29:29find it these guys are throwing um fish into the water right now i'm not
29:34gonna find it they're throwing fish into the water right next to the shore and
29:34gonna find it they're throwing fish into the water right next to the shore and
29:34gonna find it they're throwing fish into the water right next to the shore and
29:34gonna find it they're throwing fish into the water right next to the shore and
29:38it's just sharks like piranhas just smashing and they're like off a dock dude they're
29:38it's just sharks like piranhas just smashing and they're like off a dock dude they're
29:38it's just sharks like piranhas just smashing and they're like off a dock dude they're
29:38it's just sharks like piranhas just smashing and they're like off a dock dude they're
29:45just like throwing fish scraps in there and the fish the sharks are apparently used
29:45just like throwing fish scraps in there and the fish the sharks are apparently used
29:45just like throwing fish scraps in there and the fish the sharks are apparently used
29:45just like throwing fish scraps in there and the fish the sharks are apparently used
29:49to it i guess that's terrifying yeah dude i i oh here it is i
29:49to it i guess that's terrifying yeah dude i i oh here it is i
29:49to it i guess that's terrifying yeah dude i i oh here it is i
29:49to it i guess that's terrifying yeah dude i i oh here it is i
29:54found it nice yeah hold on i'll send it to you jimmy dude dolphin did
29:54found it nice yeah hold on i'll send it to you jimmy dude dolphin did
29:54found it nice yeah hold on i'll send it to you jimmy dude dolphin did
29:54found it nice yeah hold on i'll send it to you jimmy dude dolphin did
29:58you ever see a dolphin in real life yes they're scary as hell those things
29:58you ever see a dolphin in real life yes they're scary as hell those things
29:58you ever see a dolphin in real life yes they're scary as hell those things
29:58you ever see a dolphin in real life yes they're scary as hell those things
30:01are huge i swam with them i did it too i was in mexico and
30:01are huge i swam with them i did it too i was in mexico and
30:01are huge i swam with them i did it too i was in mexico and
30:01are huge i swam with them i did it too i was in mexico and
30:04i thought i was gonna be like you know gliding on two of them i
30:04i thought i was gonna be like you know gliding on two of them i
30:04i thought i was gonna be like you know gliding on two of them i
30:04i thought i was gonna be like you know gliding on two of them i
30:06was like barely wanting to touch this thing i did it in hawaii you jump
30:06was like barely wanting to touch this thing i did it in hawaii you jump
30:06was like barely wanting to touch this thing i did it in hawaii you jump
30:06was like barely wanting to touch this thing i did it in hawaii you jump
30:09off the boat and you snorkel yeah you get to see them swimming on deer
30:09off the boat and you snorkel yeah you get to see them swimming on deer
30:09off the boat and you snorkel yeah you get to see them swimming on deer
30:09off the boat and you snorkel yeah you get to see them swimming on deer
30:13it's really wild check this out so this guy throws these scraps in the water
30:13it's really wild check this out so this guy throws these scraps in the water
30:13it's really wild check this out so this guy throws these scraps in the water
30:13it's really wild check this out so this guy throws these scraps in the water
30:16look at these sharks damn how crazy look at these things fight for this look
30:16look at these sharks damn how crazy look at these things fight for this look
30:16look at these sharks damn how crazy look at these things fight for this look
30:16look at these sharks damn how crazy look at these things fight for this look
30:26how many of them there are yeah that's well that's crazy that look how big
30:26how many of them there are yeah that's well that's crazy that look how big
30:26how many of them there are yeah that's well that's crazy that look how big
30:26how many of them there are yeah that's well that's crazy that look how big
30:31they are yeah more than big enough to take your legs off go ahead dick
30:31they are yeah more than big enough to take your legs off go ahead dick
30:31they are yeah more than big enough to take your legs off go ahead dick
30:31they are yeah more than big enough to take your legs off go ahead dick
30:35wagon throw it in go ahead dick wagon why i'd be so mad if i
30:35wagon throw it in go ahead dick wagon why i'd be so mad if i
30:35wagon throw it in go ahead dick wagon why i'd be so mad if i
30:35wagon throw it in go ahead dick wagon why i'd be so mad if i
30:42was his neighbor i'd be like dude i'm trying to paddleboard man well i think
30:42was his neighbor i'd be like dude i'm trying to paddleboard man well i think
30:42was his neighbor i'd be like dude i'm trying to paddleboard man well i think
30:42was his neighbor i'd be like dude i'm trying to paddleboard man well i think
30:44this is just what they do every day which is why the sharks are there
30:44this is just what they do every day which is why the sharks are there
30:44this is just what they do every day which is why the sharks are there
30:44this is just what they do every day which is why the sharks are there
30:47in the first place i think when these guys get there you know when they
30:47in the first place i think when these guys get there you know when they
30:47in the first place i think when these guys get there you know when they
30:47in the first place i think when these guys get there you know when they
30:51fillet the fish they have the bodies they just tuck the body overboard and these
30:51fillet the fish they have the bodies they just tuck the body overboard and these
30:51fillet the fish they have the bodies they just tuck the body overboard and these
30:51fillet the fish they have the bodies they just tuck the body overboard and these
30:54sharks just destroy it yeah how spooky is that it's terrifying dude yeah that's florida
30:54sharks just destroy it yeah how spooky is that it's terrifying dude yeah that's florida
30:54sharks just destroy it yeah how spooky is that it's terrifying dude yeah that's florida
30:54sharks just destroy it yeah how spooky is that it's terrifying dude yeah that's florida
30:59that's that's crazy where's marco island uh i don't know where's that where's marco island
30:59that's that's crazy where's marco island uh i don't know where's that where's marco island
30:59that's that's crazy where's marco island uh i don't know where's that where's marco island
30:59that's that's crazy where's marco island uh i don't know where's that where's marco island
31:04it's probably the keys probably that's fucking It's awful.
31:04it's probably the keys probably that's fucking It's awful.
31:04it's probably the keys probably that's fucking It's awful.
31:04it's probably the keys probably that's fucking It's awful.
31:08Florida's filled with monsters like that whole thing that they're doing with ice where they've
31:08Florida's filled with monsters like that whole thing that they're doing with ice where they've
31:08Florida's filled with monsters like that whole thing that they're doing with ice where they've
31:08Florida's filled with monsters like that whole thing that they're doing with ice where they've
31:13got that Alligator Guantanamo, you know, they got a they got there.
31:13got that Alligator Guantanamo, you know, they got a they got there.
31:13got that Alligator Guantanamo, you know, they got a they got there.
31:13got that Alligator Guantanamo, you know, they got a they got there.
31:17They built a Guantanamo for detainees And then they surrounded it with alligator country like
31:17They built a Guantanamo for detainees And then they surrounded it with alligator country like
31:17They built a Guantanamo for detainees And then they surrounded it with alligator country like
31:17They built a Guantanamo for detainees And then they surrounded it with alligator country like
31:23a cartoon moat. Yeah, that's crazy.
31:23a cartoon moat. Yeah, that's crazy.
31:23a cartoon moat. Yeah, that's crazy.
31:23a cartoon moat. Yeah, that's crazy.
31:25Check this out. Okay, so where is it?
31:25Check this out. Okay, so where is it?
31:25Check this out. Okay, so where is it?
31:25Check this out. Okay, so where is it?
31:29Okay, okay, so it's not it's not the keys.
31:29Okay, okay, so it's not it's not the keys.
31:29Okay, okay, so it's not it's not the keys.
31:29Okay, okay, so it's not it's not the keys.
31:32It's just Florida Crazy damn, so they have a good classical moat with alligators around
31:32It's just Florida Crazy damn, so they have a good classical moat with alligators around
31:32It's just Florida Crazy damn, so they have a good classical moat with alligators around
31:32It's just Florida Crazy damn, so they have a good classical moat with alligators around
31:37it. It's not essentially a moat was an island I guess how did how did
31:37it. It's not essentially a moat was an island I guess how did how did
31:37it. It's not essentially a moat was an island I guess how did how did
31:37it. It's not essentially a moat was an island I guess how did how did
31:41they do it? They build an island down there?
31:41they do it? They build an island down there?
31:41they do it? They build an island down there?
31:41they do it? They build an island down there?
31:43Is that what they did?
31:43Is that what they did?
31:43Is that what they did?
31:43Is that what they did?
31:44Somebody got a sweet contract to put that in there Alligators Halliburton Yeah, they call
31:44Somebody got a sweet contract to put that in there Alligators Halliburton Yeah, they call
31:44Somebody got a sweet contract to put that in there Alligators Halliburton Yeah, they call
31:44Somebody got a sweet contract to put that in there Alligators Halliburton Yeah, they call
31:50it alligator Alcatraz Um, what does it look like?
31:50it alligator Alcatraz Um, what does it look like?
31:50it alligator Alcatraz Um, what does it look like?
31:50it alligator Alcatraz Um, what does it look like?
31:53Can you show us? Damn dude, alligators in Florida everywhere.
31:53Can you show us? Damn dude, alligators in Florida everywhere.
31:53Can you show us? Damn dude, alligators in Florida everywhere.
31:53Can you show us? Damn dude, alligators in Florida everywhere.
31:58They say there's not a like standing body of water that doesn't have an island
31:58They say there's not a like standing body of water that doesn't have an island
31:58They say there's not a like standing body of water that doesn't have an island
31:58They say there's not a like standing body of water that doesn't have an island
32:02I know my friends are just at Disney World They said they got a they're
32:02I know my friends are just at Disney World They said they got a they're
32:02I know my friends are just at Disney World They said they got a they're
32:02I know my friends are just at Disney World They said they got a they're
32:05like is there alligators around here?
32:05like is there alligators around here?
32:05like is there alligators around here?
32:05like is there alligators around here?
32:06Like yeah, we flush them out all the time One killed a kid a few
32:06Like yeah, we flush them out all the time One killed a kid a few
32:06Like yeah, we flush them out all the time One killed a kid a few
32:06Like yeah, we flush them out all the time One killed a kid a few
32:08years back. I heard about that.
32:08years back. I heard about that.
32:08years back. I heard about that.
32:08years back. I heard about that.
32:09Yeah reached up and just snagged bro Imagine you a little toddler at Disneyland.
32:09Yeah reached up and just snagged bro Imagine you a little toddler at Disneyland.
32:09Yeah reached up and just snagged bro Imagine you a little toddler at Disneyland.
32:09Yeah reached up and just snagged bro Imagine you a little toddler at Disneyland.
32:13Just saw Cinderella having a good time.
32:13Just saw Cinderella having a good time.
32:13Just saw Cinderella having a good time.
32:13Just saw Cinderella having a good time.
32:16That's got to be fast pass That's fast pass for life though for the rest
32:16That's got to be fast pass That's fast pass for life though for the rest
32:16That's got to be fast pass That's fast pass for life though for the rest
32:16That's got to be fast pass That's fast pass for life though for the rest
32:18of the family So that is all the Everglades and the Everglades is just filled
32:18of the family So that is all the Everglades and the Everglades is just filled
32:18of the family So that is all the Everglades and the Everglades is just filled
32:18of the family So that is all the Everglades and the Everglades is just filled
32:24like if you go walking like I'm out of here Fuck that like something's probably
32:24like if you go walking like I'm out of here Fuck that like something's probably
32:24like if you go walking like I'm out of here Fuck that like something's probably
32:24like if you go walking like I'm out of here Fuck that like something's probably
32:28gonna get you. No The Everglades are so fucked because it's not just the alligators.
32:28gonna get you. No The Everglades are so fucked because it's not just the alligators.
32:28gonna get you. No The Everglades are so fucked because it's not just the alligators.
32:28gonna get you. No The Everglades are so fucked because it's not just the alligators.
32:33It's also the pythons There's giant pythons AI so ruthless That's fucking alligators with ice
32:33It's also the pythons There's giant pythons AI so ruthless That's fucking alligators with ice
32:33It's also the pythons There's giant pythons AI so ruthless That's fucking alligators with ice
32:33It's also the pythons There's giant pythons AI so ruthless That's fucking alligators with ice
32:43hats on Dude the pythons are another because you they catch you while you're sleeping
32:43hats on Dude the pythons are another because you they catch you while you're sleeping
32:43hats on Dude the pythons are another because you they catch you while you're sleeping
32:43hats on Dude the pythons are another because you they catch you while you're sleeping
32:46So you lay down to sleep and you just wake up and you're just are
32:46So you lay down to sleep and you just wake up and you're just are
32:46So you lay down to sleep and you just wake up and you're just are
32:46So you lay down to sleep and you just wake up and you're just are
32:49there more Pythons in the Everglades and there are anywhere in the world No, because
32:49there more Pythons in the Everglades and there are anywhere in the world No, because
32:49there more Pythons in the Everglades and there are anywhere in the world No, because
32:49there more Pythons in the Everglades and there are anywhere in the world No, because
32:56there's a half a million of them they think you would have to hear about
32:56there's a half a million of them they think you would have to hear about
32:56there's a half a million of them they think you would have to hear about
32:56there's a half a million of them they think you would have to hear about
32:58snake island in Brazil No, dude, there's an island in Brazil that I guess like
32:58snake island in Brazil No, dude, there's an island in Brazil that I guess like
32:58snake island in Brazil No, dude, there's an island in Brazil that I guess like
32:58snake island in Brazil No, dude, there's an island in Brazil that I guess like
33:03whatever, you know Tectonic plates whatever move and it used to be connected to the
33:03whatever, you know Tectonic plates whatever move and it used to be connected to the
33:03whatever, you know Tectonic plates whatever move and it used to be connected to the
33:03whatever, you know Tectonic plates whatever move and it used to be connected to the
33:06mainland and went out and all the snakes just got stuck on there with no
33:06mainland and went out and all the snakes just got stuck on there with no
33:06mainland and went out and all the snakes just got stuck on there with no
33:06mainland and went out and all the snakes just got stuck on there with no
33:10natural predators So they just eat each other?
33:10natural predators So they just eat each other?
33:10natural predators So they just eat each other?
33:10natural predators So they just eat each other?
33:12Yeah, they just fight and eat each other and there's dude There's apparently a snake
33:12Yeah, they just fight and eat each other and there's dude There's apparently a snake
33:12Yeah, they just fight and eat each other and there's dude There's apparently a snake
33:12Yeah, they just fight and eat each other and there's dude There's apparently a snake
33:15like every meter you move.
33:15like every meter you move.
33:15like every meter you move.
33:15like every meter you move.
33:17There's at least one snake What I do if the images are fuck ours terrifying.
33:17There's at least one snake What I do if the images are fuck ours terrifying.
33:17There's at least one snake What I do if the images are fuck ours terrifying.
33:17There's at least one snake What I do if the images are fuck ours terrifying.
33:22They're like just piled on top of each other There are not more pythons in
33:22They're like just piled on top of each other There are not more pythons in
33:22They're like just piled on top of each other There are not more pythons in
33:22They're like just piled on top of each other There are not more pythons in
33:25the Everglades than anywhere else the Burmese pythons native range in Southeast Asia from India
33:25the Everglades than anywhere else the Burmese pythons native range in Southeast Asia from India
33:25the Everglades than anywhere else the Burmese pythons native range in Southeast Asia from India
33:25the Everglades than anywhere else the Burmese pythons native range in Southeast Asia from India
33:29to Indonesia supports far Larger wild populations though exact numbers are hard to quantify due
33:29to Indonesia supports far Larger wild populations though exact numbers are hard to quantify due
33:29to Indonesia supports far Larger wild populations though exact numbers are hard to quantify due
33:29to Indonesia supports far Larger wild populations though exact numbers are hard to quantify due
33:35to their vast habitat Everglades context Burmese pythons are invasive species Florida Everglades with estimates
33:35to their vast habitat Everglades context Burmese pythons are invasive species Florida Everglades with estimates
33:35to their vast habitat Everglades context Burmese pythons are invasive species Florida Everglades with estimates
33:35to their vast habitat Everglades context Burmese pythons are invasive species Florida Everglades with estimates
33:41ranging from tens of thousands to three hundred thousands Individuals across southern Florida concentrate in
33:41ranging from tens of thousands to three hundred thousands Individuals across southern Florida concentrate in
33:41ranging from tens of thousands to three hundred thousands Individuals across southern Florida concentrate in
33:41ranging from tens of thousands to three hundred thousands Individuals across southern Florida concentrate in
33:48Everglades National Park where their density is notably high Population exploded from a few snakes
33:48Everglades National Park where their density is notably high Population exploded from a few snakes
33:48Everglades National Park where their density is notably high Population exploded from a few snakes
33:48Everglades National Park where their density is notably high Population exploded from a few snakes
33:54in the 90s to enveloping much of the region by the 2020s driven by the
33:54in the 90s to enveloping much of the region by the 2020s driven by the
33:54in the 90s to enveloping much of the region by the 2020s driven by the
33:54in the 90s to enveloping much of the region by the 2020s driven by the
33:58release from pet trade And events like Hurricane Andrew.
33:58release from pet trade And events like Hurricane Andrew.
33:58release from pet trade And events like Hurricane Andrew.
33:58release from pet trade And events like Hurricane Andrew.
34:02Yeah, they had Hurricane Andrew apparently blew down a facility where they were studying pythons
34:02Yeah, they had Hurricane Andrew apparently blew down a facility where they were studying pythons
34:02Yeah, they had Hurricane Andrew apparently blew down a facility where they were studying pythons
34:02Yeah, they had Hurricane Andrew apparently blew down a facility where they were studying pythons
34:07No, and that's how they got out a bunch of them got out and then
34:07No, and that's how they got out a bunch of them got out and then
34:07No, and that's how they got out a bunch of them got out and then
34:07No, and that's how they got out a bunch of them got out and then
34:10there's also people with pets just assholes and death metal bands Yeah, they just dropped
34:10there's also people with pets just assholes and death metal bands Yeah, they just dropped
34:10there's also people with pets just assholes and death metal bands Yeah, they just dropped
34:10there's also people with pets just assholes and death metal bands Yeah, they just dropped
34:13them. Yeah, they just drop that's how we there's um, whatchamacallit parakeets here They're like
34:13them. Yeah, they just drop that's how we there's um, whatchamacallit parakeets here They're like
34:13them. Yeah, they just drop that's how we there's um, whatchamacallit parakeets here They're like
34:13them. Yeah, they just drop that's how we there's um, whatchamacallit parakeets here They're like
34:18they're like an invasive species and they think that happened to someone just like let
34:18they're like an invasive species and they think that happened to someone just like let
34:18they're like an invasive species and they think that happened to someone just like let
34:18they're like an invasive species and they think that happened to someone just like let
34:21their parakeet sure now they're a problem there That's iguanas in Florida.
34:21their parakeet sure now they're a problem there That's iguanas in Florida.
34:21their parakeet sure now they're a problem there That's iguanas in Florida.
34:21their parakeet sure now they're a problem there That's iguanas in Florida.
34:25Yeah, you know They sell canned iguana meat in Florida now.
34:25Yeah, you know They sell canned iguana meat in Florida now.
34:25Yeah, you know They sell canned iguana meat in Florida now.
34:25Yeah, you know They sell canned iguana meat in Florida now.
34:28Really? Yeah, buddy of mine lives in Florida.
34:28Really? Yeah, buddy of mine lives in Florida.
34:28Really? Yeah, buddy of mine lives in Florida.
34:28Really? Yeah, buddy of mine lives in Florida.
34:30He just sent me this He sent me uh, he was at the supermarket and
34:30He just sent me this He sent me uh, he was at the supermarket and
34:30He just sent me this He sent me uh, he was at the supermarket and
34:30He just sent me this He sent me uh, he was at the supermarket and
34:34they have uh iguana meat Probably not bad Dude, i'm telling you the uh snake
34:34they have uh iguana meat Probably not bad Dude, i'm telling you the uh snake
34:34they have uh iguana meat Probably not bad Dude, i'm telling you the uh snake
34:34they have uh iguana meat Probably not bad Dude, i'm telling you the uh snake
34:41island. I I was like I thought it was fake My wife was telling me
34:41island. I I was like I thought it was fake My wife was telling me
34:41island. I I was like I thought it was fake My wife was telling me
34:41island. I I was like I thought it was fake My wife was telling me
34:44about it. I'm like dude, you got tricked.
34:44about it. I'm like dude, you got tricked.
34:44about it. I'm like dude, you got tricked.
34:44about it. I'm like dude, you got tricked.
34:45This is has to be ai I looked it up and it's like It's a
34:45This is has to be ai I looked it up and it's like It's a
34:45This is has to be ai I looked it up and it's like It's a
34:45This is has to be ai I looked it up and it's like It's a
34:48real thing. Let me see that iguana meat Yeah, i'm saying I would eat it
34:48real thing. Let me see that iguana meat Yeah, i'm saying I would eat it
34:48real thing. Let me see that iguana meat Yeah, i'm saying I would eat it
34:48real thing. Let me see that iguana meat Yeah, i'm saying I would eat it
34:50would probably be good. I've eaten gator before gators not bad.
34:50would probably be good. I've eaten gator before gators not bad.
34:50would probably be good. I've eaten gator before gators not bad.
34:50would probably be good. I've eaten gator before gators not bad.
34:53This might be fake God damn it.
34:53This might be fake God damn it.
34:53This might be fake God damn it.
34:53This might be fake God damn it.
34:56I'm googling it. There's a pizza restaurant.
34:56I'm googling it. There's a pizza restaurant.
34:56I'm googling it. There's a pizza restaurant.
34:56I'm googling it. There's a pizza restaurant.
34:58I got in trouble for serving it Really, but nothing else is popping up about
34:58I got in trouble for serving it Really, but nothing else is popping up about
34:58I got in trouble for serving it Really, but nothing else is popping up about
34:58I got in trouble for serving it Really, but nothing else is popping up about
35:02candy. They got in trouble for serving it.
35:02candy. They got in trouble for serving it.
35:02candy. They got in trouble for serving it.
35:02candy. They got in trouble for serving it.
35:04Did they tell people they were serving it?
35:04Did they tell people they were serving it?
35:04Did they tell people they were serving it?
35:04Did they tell people they were serving it?
35:06You know because people eat them They hunt them and eat them all the time
35:06You know because people eat them They hunt them and eat them all the time
35:06You know because people eat them They hunt them and eat them all the time
35:06You know because people eat them They hunt them and eat them all the time
35:10I was watching a youtube video the other day with this guy was making like
35:10I was watching a youtube video the other day with this guy was making like
35:10I was watching a youtube video the other day with this guy was making like
35:10I was watching a youtube video the other day with this guy was making like
35:13stir -fried iguana meat Well, they get massive massive.
35:13stir -fried iguana meat Well, they get massive massive.
35:13stir -fried iguana meat Well, they get massive massive.
35:13stir -fried iguana meat Well, they get massive massive.
35:16Yeah, yeah, and they apparently taste good probably They're aggressive too.
35:16Yeah, yeah, and they apparently taste good probably They're aggressive too.
35:16Yeah, yeah, and they apparently taste good probably They're aggressive too.
35:16Yeah, yeah, and they apparently taste good probably They're aggressive too.
35:21If you see them in the wild they'll like charge after you They're nasty man.
35:21If you see them in the wild they'll like charge after you They're nasty man.
35:21If you see them in the wild they'll like charge after you They're nasty man.
35:21If you see them in the wild they'll like charge after you They're nasty man.
35:24They're big. Yeah, they're pretty like four or five feet long.
35:24They're big. Yeah, they're pretty like four or five feet long.
35:24They're big. Yeah, they're pretty like four or five feet long.
35:24They're big. Yeah, they're pretty like four or five feet long.
35:27They're yeah They're huge. It's nuts.
35:27They're yeah They're huge. It's nuts.
35:27They're yeah They're huge. It's nuts.
35:27They're yeah They're huge. It's nuts.
35:29That was another animal I encountered in turks and caos We did the shark Swimming
35:29That was another animal I encountered in turks and caos We did the shark Swimming
35:29That was another animal I encountered in turks and caos We did the shark Swimming
35:29That was another animal I encountered in turks and caos We did the shark Swimming
35:32and I was like, all right I let them like get out of the way
35:32and I was like, all right I let them like get out of the way
35:32and I was like, all right I let them like get out of the way
35:32and I was like, all right I let them like get out of the way
35:34and then we went to this island It was just full of iguanas and they'll
35:34and then we went to this island It was just full of iguanas and they'll
35:34and then we went to this island It was just full of iguanas and they'll
35:34and then we went to this island It was just full of iguanas and they'll
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36:46Florida when it gets really cold they just fall out of trees?
36:46Florida when it gets really cold they just fall out of trees?
36:46Florida when it gets really cold they just fall out of trees?
36:46Florida when it gets really cold they just fall out of trees?
36:48No, that's hilarious Because sometimes Florida it'll dip It'll get into the 30s And these
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36:54fuckers just fall out of the trees Like stoned They just freeze and just drop
36:54fuckers just fall out of the trees Like stoned They just freeze and just drop
36:54fuckers just fall out of the trees Like stoned They just freeze and just drop
36:54fuckers just fall out of the trees Like stoned They just freeze and just drop
36:58They freeze and then they thaw out and come back to life What?
36:58They freeze and then they thaw out and come back to life What?
36:58They freeze and then they thaw out and come back to life What?
36:58They freeze and then they thaw out and come back to life What?
37:00Yeah Fuck It's an ancient species Like these are ancient creatures Damn So they I
37:00Yeah Fuck It's an ancient species Like these are ancient creatures Damn So they I
37:00Yeah Fuck It's an ancient species Like these are ancient creatures Damn So they I
37:00Yeah Fuck It's an ancient species Like these are ancient creatures Damn So they I
37:07thought they I thought they need the like they're cold -blooded and they die So
37:07thought they I thought they need the like they're cold -blooded and they die So
37:07thought they I thought they need the like they're cold -blooded and they die So
37:07thought they I thought they need the like they're cold -blooded and they die So
37:09they can just I guess they can just chill Well so are alligators And alligators
37:09they can just I guess they can just chill Well so are alligators And alligators
37:09they can just I guess they can just chill Well so are alligators And alligators
37:09they can just I guess they can just chill Well so are alligators And alligators
37:13freeze in lakes sometimes with their mouths above the water They have their nose and
37:13freeze in lakes sometimes with their mouths above the water They have their nose and
37:13freeze in lakes sometimes with their mouths above the water They have their nose and
37:13freeze in lakes sometimes with their mouths above the water They have their nose and
37:18their eyes above the water And they just they're frozen There's a bunch of images
37:18their eyes above the water And they just they're frozen There's a bunch of images
37:18their eyes above the water And they just they're frozen There's a bunch of images
37:18their eyes above the water And they just they're frozen There's a bunch of images
37:22of these guys that's frozen in lakes i guess everything just slows down and they
37:22of these guys that's frozen in lakes i guess everything just slows down and they
37:22of these guys that's frozen in lakes i guess everything just slows down and they
37:22of these guys that's frozen in lakes i guess everything just slows down and they
37:26just chill they don't have to eat for a year what yeah they can go
37:26just chill they don't have to eat for a year what yeah they can go
37:26just chill they don't have to eat for a year what yeah they can go
37:26just chill they don't have to eat for a year what yeah they can go
37:30without eating for a whole year so how much do you think we really have
37:30without eating for a whole year so how much do you think we really have
37:30without eating for a whole year so how much do you think we really have
37:30without eating for a whole year so how much do you think we really have
37:33to eat if alligators if bears don't have to eat all winter alligators can go
37:33to eat if alligators if bears don't have to eat all winter alligators can go
37:33to eat if alligators if bears don't have to eat all winter alligators can go
37:33to eat if alligators if bears don't have to eat all winter alligators can go
37:37one year like do you think i always think like are do we have to
37:37one year like do you think i always think like are do we have to
37:37one year like do you think i always think like are do we have to
37:37one year like do you think i always think like are do we have to
37:40eat every day well we definitely eat more than any people have ever had true
37:40eat every day well we definitely eat more than any people have ever had true
37:40eat every day well we definitely eat more than any people have ever had true
37:40eat every day well we definitely eat more than any people have ever had true
37:44except like royals yeah you know that's why people are so tiny like you go
37:44except like royals yeah you know that's why people are so tiny like you go
37:44except like royals yeah you know that's why people are so tiny like you go
37:44except like royals yeah you know that's why people are so tiny like you go
37:48back to like the civil war the average man was like 130 pounds yeah that
37:48back to like the civil war the average man was like 130 pounds yeah that
37:48back to like the civil war the average man was like 130 pounds yeah that
37:48back to like the civil war the average man was like 130 pounds yeah that
37:51makes sense yeah because nobody had any food you know nobody had any protein yeah
37:51makes sense yeah because nobody had any food you know nobody had any protein yeah
37:51makes sense yeah because nobody had any food you know nobody had any protein yeah
37:51makes sense yeah because nobody had any food you know nobody had any protein yeah
37:56but if you think about like how much we eat morning noon and then evening
37:56but if you think about like how much we eat morning noon and then evening
37:56but if you think about like how much we eat morning noon and then evening
37:56but if you think about like how much we eat morning noon and then evening
38:02hunter gatherers they they got a meal a day yeah you know like if you
38:02hunter gatherers they they got a meal a day yeah you know like if you
38:02hunter gatherers they they got a meal a day yeah you know like if you
38:02hunter gatherers they they got a meal a day yeah you know like if you
38:08got lucky you had a meal and you ate as much as you could because
38:08got lucky you had a meal and you ate as much as you could because
38:08got lucky you had a meal and you ate as much as you could because
38:08got lucky you had a meal and you ate as much as you could because
38:10there's no way to preserve it and then you went out the next day and
38:10there's no way to preserve it and then you went out the next day and
38:10there's no way to preserve it and then you went out the next day and
38:10there's no way to preserve it and then you went out the next day and
38:13hoped you got another animal yeah that's kind of wild you must have spent like
38:13hoped you got another animal yeah that's kind of wild you must have spent like
38:13hoped you got another animal yeah that's kind of wild you must have spent like
38:13hoped you got another animal yeah that's kind of wild you must have spent like
38:176 000 calories a day just trying to get one meal yeah and then other
38:176 000 calories a day just trying to get one meal yeah and then other
38:176 000 calories a day just trying to get one meal yeah and then other
38:176 000 calories a day just trying to get one meal yeah and then other
38:21than like drying your meat out there's no way to preserve it so they would
38:21than like drying your meat out there's no way to preserve it so they would
38:21than like drying your meat out there's no way to preserve it so they would
38:21than like drying your meat out there's no way to preserve it so they would
38:24make jerky or you know like i know in mexico some friends of mine went
38:24make jerky or you know like i know in mexico some friends of mine went
38:24make jerky or you know like i know in mexico some friends of mine went
38:24make jerky or you know like i know in mexico some friends of mine went
38:30down there and they have this traditional way of taking buffalo and they slice it
38:30down there and they have this traditional way of taking buffalo and they slice it
38:30down there and they have this traditional way of taking buffalo and they slice it
38:30down there and they have this traditional way of taking buffalo and they slice it
38:35like really really thin and then they hang it on like a clothes hanger and
38:35like really really thin and then they hang it on like a clothes hanger and
38:35like really really thin and then they hang it on like a clothes hanger and
38:35like really really thin and then they hang it on like a clothes hanger and
38:39dry it out really that's all we need to do well that's what they had
38:39dry it out really that's all we need to do well that's what they had
38:39dry it out really that's all we need to do well that's what they had
38:39dry it out really that's all we need to do well that's what they had
38:43to do they had to figure out how to dry stuff because you know there's
38:43to do they had to figure out how to dry stuff because you know there's
38:43to do they had to figure out how to dry stuff because you know there's
38:43to do they had to figure out how to dry stuff because you know there's
38:47no how fucking hard life must have been with no refrigeration dude it would suck
38:47no how fucking hard life must have been with no refrigeration dude it would suck
38:47no how fucking hard life must have been with no refrigeration dude it would suck
38:47no how fucking hard life must have been with no refrigeration dude it would suck
38:52so bad suck so bad man i mean that's like when you go back to
38:52so bad suck so bad man i mean that's like when you go back to
38:52so bad suck so bad man i mean that's like when you go back to
38:52so bad suck so bad man i mean that's like when you go back to
38:56the turn of the century all the diseases were happening in america just think about
38:56the turn of the century all the diseases were happening in america just think about
38:56the turn of the century all the diseases were happening in america just think about
38:56the turn of the century all the diseases were happening in america just think about
38:59it no running water everybody's like shitting in holes in the ground outside the houses
38:59it no running water everybody's like shitting in holes in the ground outside the houses
38:59it no running water everybody's like shitting in holes in the ground outside the houses
38:59it no running water everybody's like shitting in holes in the ground outside the houses
39:04there's no ventilation there's no air conditioning oh yeah no vitamins especially here how do
39:04there's no ventilation there's no air conditioning oh yeah no vitamins especially here how do
39:04there's no ventilation there's no air conditioning oh yeah no vitamins especially here how do
39:04there's no ventilation there's no air conditioning oh yeah no vitamins especially here how do
39:11people live in texas hard i've been reading it must have been crazy hard people
39:11people live in texas hard i've been reading it must have been crazy hard people
39:11people live in texas hard i've been reading it must have been crazy hard people
39:11people live in texas hard i've been reading it must have been crazy hard people
39:16yeah i'm hard fucking people i've been reading western i'm reading lonesome dove right now
39:16yeah i'm hard fucking people i've been reading western i'm reading lonesome dove right now
39:16yeah i'm hard fucking people i've been reading western i'm reading lonesome dove right now
39:16yeah i'm hard fucking people i've been reading western i'm reading lonesome dove right now
39:21it's like an old classic western and they just talk about how hot they are
39:21it's like an old classic western and they just talk about how hot they are
39:21it's like an old classic western and they just talk about how hot they are
39:21it's like an old classic western and they just talk about how hot they are
39:25all day long it's just dust in their face and it's like dude that shit
39:25all day long it's just dust in their face and it's like dude that shit
39:25all day long it's just dust in their face and it's like dude that shit
39:25all day long it's just dust in their face and it's like dude that shit
39:28would suck especially if you don't live near a lake so you can cool off
39:28would suck especially if you don't live near a lake so you can cool off
39:28would suck especially if you don't live near a lake so you can cool off
39:28would suck especially if you don't live near a lake so you can cool off
39:32a little yeah oh no there's like yeah they have like a spring house and
39:32a little yeah oh no there's like yeah they have like a spring house and
39:32a little yeah oh no there's like yeah they have like a spring house and
39:32a little yeah oh no there's like yeah they have like a spring house and
39:35every time they gotta get water there's just rattlesnakes everywhere near the spring house it's
39:35every time they gotta get water there's just rattlesnakes everywhere near the spring house it's
39:35every time they gotta get water there's just rattlesnakes everywhere near the spring house it's
39:35every time they gotta get water there's just rattlesnakes everywhere near the spring house it's
39:38like dude that sucks so bad there's a great book about texas called um empire
39:38like dude that sucks so bad there's a great book about texas called um empire
39:38like dude that sucks so bad there's a great book about texas called um empire
39:38like dude that sucks so bad there's a great book about texas called um empire
39:43of the summer moon oh i've heard of that before about the settlers encountering the
39:43of the summer moon oh i've heard of that before about the settlers encountering the
39:43of the summer moon oh i've heard of that before about the settlers encountering the
39:43of the summer moon oh i've heard of that before about the settlers encountering the
39:48comanche you got to think like if the comanche if this is where they lived
39:48comanche you got to think like if the comanche if this is where they lived
39:48comanche you got to think like if the comanche if this is where they lived
39:48comanche you got to think like if the comanche if this is where they lived
39:52and they lived here year round like they had to be the hardest fucking people
39:52and they lived here year round like they had to be the hardest fucking people
39:52and they lived here year round like they had to be the hardest fucking people
39:52and they lived here year round like they had to be the hardest fucking people
39:56in the world yeah dude that would be brutal just had to be fucking just
39:56in the world yeah dude that would be brutal just had to be fucking just
39:56in the world yeah dude that would be brutal just had to be fucking just
39:56in the world yeah dude that would be brutal just had to be fucking just
39:59tough as fuck especially when it gets like freezing too they have like that two
39:59tough as fuck especially when it gets like freezing too they have like that two
39:59tough as fuck especially when it gets like freezing too they have like that two
39:59tough as fuck especially when it gets like freezing too they have like that two
40:03weeks where it's super cold and yeah that would be yep you never know when
40:03weeks where it's super cold and yeah that would be yep you never know when
40:03weeks where it's super cold and yeah that would be yep you never know when
40:03weeks where it's super cold and yeah that would be yep you never know when
40:06it's coming back then either you couldn't prepare like texas like right now it's 80
40:06it's coming back then either you couldn't prepare like texas like right now it's 80
40:06it's coming back then either you couldn't prepare like texas like right now it's 80
40:06it's coming back then either you couldn't prepare like texas like right now it's 80
40:11two weeks ago it was 30 before that it was 20 before that it was
40:11two weeks ago it was 30 before that it was 20 before that it was
40:11two weeks ago it was 30 before that it was 20 before that it was
40:11two weeks ago it was 30 before that it was 20 before that it was
40:1570 like it's you don't know when it's coming no you have i like i've
40:1570 like it's you don't know when it's coming no you have i like i've
40:1570 like it's you don't know when it's coming no you have i like i've
40:1570 like it's you don't know when it's coming no you have i like i've
40:19been here for two years and i know we're going to get like a solid
40:19been here for two years and i know we're going to get like a solid
40:19been here for two years and i know we're going to get like a solid
40:19been here for two years and i know we're going to get like a solid
40:23collective week of real winter and the rest of it's just like 50 60 70
40:23collective week of real winter and the rest of it's just like 50 60 70
40:23collective week of real winter and the rest of it's just like 50 60 70
40:23collective week of real winter and the rest of it's just like 50 60 70
40:2780 20 40 yeah it's kind of it's worth it i think it's perfect because
40:2780 20 40 yeah it's kind of it's worth it i think it's perfect because
40:2780 20 40 yeah it's kind of it's worth it i think it's perfect because
40:2780 20 40 yeah it's kind of it's worth it i think it's perfect because
40:31it gives you just enough cold so you appreciate the warm just enough yeah but
40:31it gives you just enough cold so you appreciate the warm just enough yeah but
40:31it gives you just enough cold so you appreciate the warm just enough yeah but
40:31it gives you just enough cold so you appreciate the warm just enough yeah but
40:35nothing like where you want to kill yourself yeah i agree nothing like there's you
40:35nothing like where you want to kill yourself yeah i agree nothing like there's you
40:35nothing like where you want to kill yourself yeah i agree nothing like there's you
40:35nothing like where you want to kill yourself yeah i agree nothing like there's you
40:39know montana winters and wyoming winters where they last like seven months you're like i
40:39know montana winters and wyoming winters where they last like seven months you're like i
40:39know montana winters and wyoming winters where they last like seven months you're like i
40:39know montana winters and wyoming winters where they last like seven months you're like i
40:43don't know if i want to do this even regular east coast winter i couldn't
40:43don't know if i want to do this even regular east coast winter i couldn't
40:43don't know if i want to do this even regular east coast winter i couldn't
40:43don't know if i want to do this even regular east coast winter i couldn't
40:47handle it by the time i had left like you don't feel the sun for
40:47handle it by the time i had left like you don't feel the sun for
40:47handle it by the time i had left like you don't feel the sun for
40:47handle it by the time i had left like you don't feel the sun for
40:49like at least three months and i remember spring it would finally like come out
40:49like at least three months and i remember spring it would finally like come out
40:49like at least three months and i remember spring it would finally like come out
40:49like at least three months and i remember spring it would finally like come out
40:54and it's like that messes me up like i need i'd rather it be super
40:54and it's like that messes me up like i need i'd rather it be super
40:54and it's like that messes me up like i need i'd rather it be super
40:54and it's like that messes me up like i need i'd rather it be super
40:57hot and sunny than be cold yeah but you can just like you know just
40:57hot and sunny than be cold yeah but you can just like you know just
40:57hot and sunny than be cold yeah but you can just like you know just
40:57hot and sunny than be cold yeah but you can just like you know just
41:01figure out jumping a lake jumping a pool you can well you know that's what
41:01figure out jumping a lake jumping a pool you can well you know that's what
41:01figure out jumping a lake jumping a pool you can well you know that's what
41:01figure out jumping a lake jumping a pool you can well you know that's what
41:04flu season's all about too what it's not like the flu oh yeah emerges in
41:04flu season's all about too what it's not like the flu oh yeah emerges in
41:04flu season's all about too what it's not like the flu oh yeah emerges in
41:04flu season's all about too what it's not like the flu oh yeah emerges in
41:08the winter it's just everybody's immune system's low no one has any vitamin d that
41:08the winter it's just everybody's immune system's low no one has any vitamin d that
41:08the winter it's just everybody's immune system's low no one has any vitamin d that
41:08the winter it's just everybody's immune system's low no one has any vitamin d that
41:13buddy mine was a doctor said that he would do tests on people in new
41:13buddy mine was a doctor said that he would do tests on people in new
41:13buddy mine was a doctor said that he would do tests on people in new
41:13buddy mine was a doctor said that he would do tests on people in new
41:17york city and he said so many people would come into his practice that had
41:17york city and he said so many people would come into his practice that had
41:17york city and he said so many people would come into his practice that had
41:17york city and he said so many people would come into his practice that had
41:20undetectable levels of vitamin d what yeah because they weren't supplementing at all and they
41:20undetectable levels of vitamin d what yeah because they weren't supplementing at all and they
41:20undetectable levels of vitamin d what yeah because they weren't supplementing at all and they
41:20undetectable levels of vitamin d what yeah because they weren't supplementing at all and they
41:25were wearing winter clothes and they were never outside and everybody's sick and they don't
41:25were wearing winter clothes and they were never outside and everybody's sick and they don't
41:25were wearing winter clothes and they were never outside and everybody's sick and they don't
41:25were wearing winter clothes and they were never outside and everybody's sick and they don't
41:29know why well you're vitamin d depleted yeah that's why in seattle they have a
41:29know why well you're vitamin d depleted yeah that's why in seattle they have a
41:29know why well you're vitamin d depleted yeah that's why in seattle they have a
41:29know why well you're vitamin d depleted yeah that's why in seattle they have a
41:34lot of people go in tanning beds and shit they try to like do something
41:34lot of people go in tanning beds and shit they try to like do something
41:34lot of people go in tanning beds and shit they try to like do something
41:34lot of people go in tanning beds and shit they try to like do something
41:37oh just get people because tanning beds will give you a natural dose of vitamin
41:37oh just get people because tanning beds will give you a natural dose of vitamin
41:37oh just get people because tanning beds will give you a natural dose of vitamin
41:37oh just get people because tanning beds will give you a natural dose of vitamin
41:41d that's kind of nice yeah apparently it's isn't it like a hormone more than
41:41d that's kind of nice yeah apparently it's isn't it like a hormone more than
41:41d that's kind of nice yeah apparently it's isn't it like a hormone more than
41:41d that's kind of nice yeah apparently it's isn't it like a hormone more than
41:45a vitamin so yeah so i heard it's like not even just like like you
41:45a vitamin so yeah so i heard it's like not even just like like you
41:45a vitamin so yeah so i heard it's like not even just like like you
41:45a vitamin so yeah so i heard it's like not even just like like you
41:48know vitamin a or b it's like something you absolutely need big time yeah a
41:48know vitamin a or b it's like something you absolutely need big time yeah a
41:48know vitamin a or b it's like something you absolutely need big time yeah a
41:48know vitamin a or b it's like something you absolutely need big time yeah a
41:53lot of people are saying you should hyperdose it too like because the usda recommended
41:53lot of people are saying you should hyperdose it too like because the usda recommended
41:53lot of people are saying you should hyperdose it too like because the usda recommended
41:53lot of people are saying you should hyperdose it too like because the usda recommended
41:58is like 5 000 milligrams a lot of people are saying like 30 000 is
41:58is like 5 000 milligrams a lot of people are saying like 30 000 is
41:58is like 5 000 milligrams a lot of people are saying like 30 000 is
41:58is like 5 000 milligrams a lot of people are saying like 30 000 is
42:03what they take every day yeah i had to do that for a while because
42:03what they take every day yeah i had to do that for a while because
42:03what they take every day yeah i had to do that for a while because
42:03what they take every day yeah i had to do that for a while because
42:05i had low vitamin d and they were like you can take as much of
42:05i had low vitamin d and they were like you can take as much of
42:05i had low vitamin d and they were like you can take as much of
42:05i had low vitamin d and they were like you can take as much of
42:08this as you want i i'm like so i'm like such a baby with medicine
42:08this as you want i i'm like so i'm like such a baby with medicine
42:08this as you want i i'm like so i'm like such a baby with medicine
42:08this as you want i i'm like so i'm like such a baby with medicine
42:11like i'm like super sensitive to it it did like absolutely no side effects at
42:11like i'm like super sensitive to it it did like absolutely no side effects at
42:11like i'm like super sensitive to it it did like absolutely no side effects at
42:11like i'm like super sensitive to it it did like absolutely no side effects at
42:15all no it doesn't but for full absorption i think you're supposed to take it
42:15all no it doesn't but for full absorption i think you're supposed to take it
42:15all no it doesn't but for full absorption i think you're supposed to take it
42:15all no it doesn't but for full absorption i think you're supposed to take it
42:20with a bunch of other stuff like i think the recommended is i take it
42:20with a bunch of other stuff like i think the recommended is i take it
42:20with a bunch of other stuff like i think the recommended is i take it
42:20with a bunch of other stuff like i think the recommended is i take it
42:23with k2 vitamin k2 and magnesium i think there might be one other thing that
42:23with k2 vitamin k2 and magnesium i think there might be one other thing that
42:23with k2 vitamin k2 and magnesium i think there might be one other thing that
42:23with k2 vitamin k2 and magnesium i think there might be one other thing that
42:29also helps absorption but uh like dr ronda patrick was on a podcast recently and
42:29also helps absorption but uh like dr ronda patrick was on a podcast recently and
42:29also helps absorption but uh like dr ronda patrick was on a podcast recently and
42:29also helps absorption but uh like dr ronda patrick was on a podcast recently and
42:34she was talking about how vitamin d someone was taking vitamin d but they weren't
42:34she was talking about how vitamin d someone was taking vitamin d but they weren't
42:34she was talking about how vitamin d someone was taking vitamin d but they weren't
42:34she was talking about how vitamin d someone was taking vitamin d but they weren't
42:38showing any improvement she's like where are you taking it with magnesium so magnesium apparently
42:38showing any improvement she's like where are you taking it with magnesium so magnesium apparently
42:38showing any improvement she's like where are you taking it with magnesium so magnesium apparently
42:38showing any improvement she's like where are you taking it with magnesium so magnesium apparently
42:43helps vitamin d get absorbed in your body like there's a bunch of those things
42:43helps vitamin d get absorbed in your body like there's a bunch of those things
42:43helps vitamin d get absorbed in your body like there's a bunch of those things
42:43helps vitamin d get absorbed in your body like there's a bunch of those things
42:46that like works like if you take without any fat or any food they're not
42:46that like works like if you take without any fat or any food they're not
42:46that like works like if you take without any fat or any food they're not
42:46that like works like if you take without any fat or any food they're not
42:51good yeah but then like amino acids you have to take them on an empty
42:51good yeah but then like amino acids you have to take them on an empty
42:51good yeah but then like amino acids you have to take them on an empty
42:51good yeah but then like amino acids you have to take them on an empty
42:53stomach it's like you gotta know what you're doing that's true yeah i have like
42:53stomach it's like you gotta know what you're doing that's true yeah i have like
42:53stomach it's like you gotta know what you're doing that's true yeah i have like
42:53stomach it's like you gotta know what you're doing that's true yeah i have like
42:56a paste it's like a goop that's like fatty and i just put it on
42:56a paste it's like a goop that's like fatty and i just put it on
42:56a paste it's like a goop that's like fatty and i just put it on
42:56a paste it's like a goop that's like fatty and i just put it on
42:59a spoon what is it just vitamin d yeah it's vitamin d it's like a
42:59a spoon what is it just vitamin d yeah it's vitamin d it's like a
42:59a spoon what is it just vitamin d yeah it's vitamin d it's like a
42:59a spoon what is it just vitamin d yeah it's vitamin d it's like a
43:03liposomal thing oh you put it on a spoon yeah i just eyeball it i'm
43:03liposomal thing oh you put it on a spoon yeah i just eyeball it i'm
43:03liposomal thing oh you put it on a spoon yeah i just eyeball it i'm
43:03liposomal thing oh you put it on a spoon yeah i just eyeball it i'm
43:07like that's probably about right i wonder if like liposomal absorbs easier isn't that the
43:07like that's probably about right i wonder if like liposomal absorbs easier isn't that the
43:07like that's probably about right i wonder if like liposomal absorbs easier isn't that the
43:07like that's probably about right i wonder if like liposomal absorbs easier isn't that the
43:13whole idea about it it's paired to a fat and it kind of right i
43:13whole idea about it it's paired to a fat and it kind of right i
43:13whole idea about it it's paired to a fat and it kind of right i
43:13whole idea about it it's paired to a fat and it kind of right i
43:16wonder if that you don't need as much like where you don't need vitamin d
43:16wonder if that you don't need as much like where you don't need vitamin d
43:16wonder if that you don't need as much like where you don't need vitamin d
43:16wonder if that you don't need as much like where you don't need vitamin d
43:19or uh k2 rather well i i don't know but i was low and then
43:19or uh k2 rather well i i don't know but i was low and then
43:19or uh k2 rather well i i don't know but i was low and then
43:19or uh k2 rather well i i don't know but i was low and then
43:24i'm not now so i'm like maybe it worked maybe it's a fact outside i
43:24i'm not now so i'm like maybe it worked maybe it's a fact outside i
43:24i'm not now so i'm like maybe it worked maybe it's a fact outside i
43:24i'm not now so i'm like maybe it worked maybe it's a fact outside i
43:28don't know i'm sure it works yeah yeah it's just like does it work optimally
43:28don't know i'm sure it works yeah yeah it's just like does it work optimally
43:28don't know i'm sure it works yeah yeah it's just like does it work optimally
43:28don't know i'm sure it works yeah yeah it's just like does it work optimally
43:31that's the thing yeah it's like just taking it alone it's definitely going to be
43:31that's the thing yeah it's like just taking it alone it's definitely going to be
43:31that's the thing yeah it's like just taking it alone it's definitely going to be
43:31that's the thing yeah it's like just taking it alone it's definitely going to be
43:35better than not taking it at all but they think that for maximum absorption what
43:35better than not taking it at all but they think that for maximum absorption what
43:35better than not taking it at all but they think that for maximum absorption what
43:35better than not taking it at all but they think that for maximum absorption what
43:40what are the things that you should take with vitamin d for put that in
43:40what are the things that you should take with vitamin d for put that in
43:40what are the things that you should take with vitamin d for put that in
43:40what are the things that you should take with vitamin d for put that in
43:43perfectly the the things you take with vitamin d for maximum absorption it's hard to
43:43perfectly the the things you take with vitamin d for maximum absorption it's hard to
43:43perfectly the the things you take with vitamin d for maximum absorption it's hard to
43:43perfectly the the things you take with vitamin d for maximum absorption it's hard to
43:51remember all this stuff too that's part of the problem like i'll hear it on
43:51remember all this stuff too that's part of the problem like i'll hear it on
43:51remember all this stuff too that's part of the problem like i'll hear it on
43:51remember all this stuff too that's part of the problem like i'll hear it on
43:54a podcast i'm like yeah yeah go back to what the fuck did the fuck
43:54a podcast i'm like yeah yeah go back to what the fuck did the fuck
43:54a podcast i'm like yeah yeah go back to what the fuck did the fuck
43:54a podcast i'm like yeah yeah go back to what the fuck did the fuck
44:00did andrew huberman say you know i i remember i heard um huberman had this
44:00did andrew huberman say you know i i remember i heard um huberman had this
44:00did andrew huberman say you know i i remember i heard um huberman had this
44:00did andrew huberman say you know i i remember i heard um huberman had this
44:06thing about cortisol and he's like you need to spike your cortisol early in the
44:06thing about cortisol and he's like you need to spike your cortisol early in the
44:06thing about cortisol and he's like you need to spike your cortisol early in the
44:06thing about cortisol and he's like you need to spike your cortisol early in the
44:09morning which i you know if i get up and exercise in the morning like
44:09morning which i you know if i get up and exercise in the morning like
44:09morning which i you know if i get up and exercise in the morning like
44:09morning which i you know if i get up and exercise in the morning like
44:11yeah that's seems true because i feel good but then i was like i can't
44:11yeah that's seems true because i feel good but then i was like i can't
44:11yeah that's seems true because i feel good but then i was like i can't
44:11yeah that's seems true because i feel good but then i was like i can't
44:15have caffeine anymore i had to get off completely really dude i have i can't
44:15have caffeine anymore i had to get off completely really dude i have i can't
44:15have caffeine anymore i had to get off completely really dude i have i can't
44:15have caffeine anymore i had to get off completely really dude i have i can't
44:18have it i'm like super sensitive to it if i had a cup of coffee
44:18have it i'm like super sensitive to it if i had a cup of coffee
44:18have it i'm like super sensitive to it if i had a cup of coffee
44:18have it i'm like super sensitive to it if i had a cup of coffee
44:22what time is it right now if i had a cup of coffee now at
44:22what time is it right now if i had a cup of coffee now at
44:22what time is it right now if i had a cup of coffee now at
44:22what time is it right now if i had a cup of coffee now at
44:24two o 'clock i would not sleep till midnight is that because you don't drink
44:24two o 'clock i would not sleep till midnight is that because you don't drink
44:24two o 'clock i would not sleep till midnight is that because you don't drink
44:24two o 'clock i would not sleep till midnight is that because you don't drink
44:28much of it or i don't metabolize it oh that's my mom my dad can
44:28much of it or i don't metabolize it oh that's my mom my dad can
44:28much of it or i don't metabolize it oh that's my mom my dad can
44:28much of it or i don't metabolize it oh that's my mom my dad can
44:32drink coffee and fall asleep but if my mom has coffee she's it just it
44:32drink coffee and fall asleep but if my mom has coffee she's it just it
44:32drink coffee and fall asleep but if my mom has coffee she's it just it
44:32drink coffee and fall asleep but if my mom has coffee she's it just it
44:35like you have it and i can feel it just in my body for hours
44:35like you have it and i can feel it just in my body for hours
44:35like you have it and i can feel it just in my body for hours
44:35like you have it and i can feel it just in my body for hours
44:39and i it's just like a non -stop like i love caffeine the mental effects
44:39and i it's just like a non -stop like i love caffeine the mental effects
44:39and i it's just like a non -stop like i love caffeine the mental effects
44:39and i it's just like a non -stop like i love caffeine the mental effects
44:43my body just can't stand it have you ever tried um nootropics like theanine i've
44:43my body just can't stand it have you ever tried um nootropics like theanine i've
44:43my body just can't stand it have you ever tried um nootropics like theanine i've
44:43my body just can't stand it have you ever tried um nootropics like theanine i've
44:49done it all theanine acetylcholine i'm not acetylcholine but i've taken l -theanine with it
44:49done it all theanine acetylcholine i'm not acetylcholine but i've taken l -theanine with it
44:49done it all theanine acetylcholine i'm not acetylcholine but i've taken l -theanine with it
44:49done it all theanine acetylcholine i'm not acetylcholine but i've taken l -theanine with it
44:53which helped a little bit but then i'll just drink more coffee because no i
44:53which helped a little bit but then i'll just drink more coffee because no i
44:53which helped a little bit but then i'll just drink more coffee because no i
44:53which helped a little bit but then i'll just drink more coffee because no i
44:56don't mean with coffee i mean by itself as like a little bit of a
44:56don't mean with coffee i mean by itself as like a little bit of a
44:56don't mean with coffee i mean by itself as like a little bit of a
44:56don't mean with coffee i mean by itself as like a little bit of a
45:00pick me up oh yeah no i i like uh yeah i take i take
45:00pick me up oh yeah no i i like uh yeah i take i take
45:00pick me up oh yeah no i i like uh yeah i take i take
45:00pick me up oh yeah no i i like uh yeah i take i take
45:03l -theanine before i go to sleep i think it kind of helps me sleep
45:03l -theanine before i go to sleep i think it kind of helps me sleep
45:03l -theanine before i go to sleep i think it kind of helps me sleep
45:03l -theanine before i go to sleep i think it kind of helps me sleep
45:05yeah i hear that too which is interesting because it helps with your memory like
45:05yeah i hear that too which is interesting because it helps with your memory like
45:05yeah i hear that too which is interesting because it helps with your memory like
45:05yeah i hear that too which is interesting because it helps with your memory like
45:08how does it help with your memory and also help you go to sleep i
45:08how does it help with your memory and also help you go to sleep i
45:08how does it help with your memory and also help you go to sleep i
45:08how does it help with your memory and also help you go to sleep i
45:11don't know here it says vitamin d is a fat soluble nutrient so pairing it
45:11don't know here it says vitamin d is a fat soluble nutrient so pairing it
45:11don't know here it says vitamin d is a fat soluble nutrient so pairing it
45:11don't know here it says vitamin d is a fat soluble nutrient so pairing it
45:15with dietary fat maximizes its absorption in the gut take vitamin d supplements with a
45:15with dietary fat maximizes its absorption in the gut take vitamin d supplements with a
45:15with dietary fat maximizes its absorption in the gut take vitamin d supplements with a
45:15with dietary fat maximizes its absorption in the gut take vitamin d supplements with a
45:20meal containing fats for optimal uptake studies show you can boost serum levels by about
45:20meal containing fats for optimal uptake studies show you can boost serum levels by about
45:20meal containing fats for optimal uptake studies show you can boost serum levels by about
45:20meal containing fats for optimal uptake studies show you can boost serum levels by about
45:2550 percent foods like fatty fish avocados olive oil nut seeds or full fat yogurt
45:2550 percent foods like fatty fish avocados olive oil nut seeds or full fat yogurt
45:2550 percent foods like fatty fish avocados olive oil nut seeds or full fat yogurt
45:2550 percent foods like fatty fish avocados olive oil nut seeds or full fat yogurt
45:30provide these fats effectively supportive nutrients magnesium aids in converting vitamin d to its active
45:30provide these fats effectively supportive nutrients magnesium aids in converting vitamin d to its active
45:30provide these fats effectively supportive nutrients magnesium aids in converting vitamin d to its active
45:30provide these fats effectively supportive nutrients magnesium aids in converting vitamin d to its active
45:37form and transporting it in the body vitamin k2 works synergistically to direct calcium to
45:37form and transporting it in the body vitamin k2 works synergistically to direct calcium to
45:37form and transporting it in the body vitamin k2 works synergistically to direct calcium to
45:37form and transporting it in the body vitamin k2 works synergistically to direct calcium to
45:41bones enhancing benefits for bone health omega -3 fatty acids from fish oil also improve
45:41bones enhancing benefits for bone health omega -3 fatty acids from fish oil also improve
45:41bones enhancing benefits for bone health omega -3 fatty acids from fish oil also improve
45:41bones enhancing benefits for bone health omega -3 fatty acids from fish oil also improve
45:47absorption alongside fats all right so that's it so vitamin d you should take with
45:47absorption alongside fats all right so that's it so vitamin d you should take with
45:47absorption alongside fats all right so that's it so vitamin d you should take with
45:47absorption alongside fats all right so that's it so vitamin d you should take with
45:52magnesium and k2 and probably some fish oil nice there you go that was eating
45:52magnesium and k2 and probably some fish oil nice there you go that was eating
45:52magnesium and k2 and probably some fish oil nice there you go that was eating
45:52magnesium and k2 and probably some fish oil nice there you go that was eating
45:56it after breakfast so there we go yeah i was getting my fats yeah but
45:56it after breakfast so there we go yeah i was getting my fats yeah but
45:56it after breakfast so there we go yeah i was getting my fats yeah but
45:56it after breakfast so there we go yeah i was getting my fats yeah but
45:59yeah the caffeine for me i can't like you know everyone's different but i i
45:59yeah the caffeine for me i can't like you know everyone's different but i i
45:59yeah the caffeine for me i can't like you know everyone's different but i i
45:59yeah the caffeine for me i can't like you know everyone's different but i i
46:02can't have it like i could drink two double espressos and go to sleep that's
46:02can't have it like i could drink two double espressos and go to sleep that's
46:02can't have it like i could drink two double espressos and go to sleep that's
46:02can't have it like i could drink two double espressos and go to sleep that's
46:06crazy so here's my thing too i stopped was i didn't start really drinking caffeine
46:06crazy so here's my thing too i stopped was i didn't start really drinking caffeine
46:06crazy so here's my thing too i stopped was i didn't start really drinking caffeine
46:06crazy so here's my thing too i stopped was i didn't start really drinking caffeine
46:10all the time until i had kids but i like i don't have dreams at
46:10all the time until i had kids but i like i don't have dreams at
46:10all the time until i had kids but i like i don't have dreams at
46:10all the time until i had kids but i like i don't have dreams at
46:14night if i drink even coffee during like the day no dreams at night really
46:14night if i drink even coffee during like the day no dreams at night really
46:14night if i drink even coffee during like the day no dreams at night really
46:14night if i drink even coffee during like the day no dreams at night really
46:18if i don't know what it is man i'm super super sensitive to it well
46:18if i don't know what it is man i'm super super sensitive to it well
46:18if i don't know what it is man i'm super super sensitive to it well
46:18if i don't know what it is man i'm super super sensitive to it well
46:22a lot of people that stop smoking weed say that they get wild crazy dreams
46:22a lot of people that stop smoking weed say that they get wild crazy dreams
46:22a lot of people that stop smoking weed say that they get wild crazy dreams
46:22a lot of people that stop smoking weed say that they get wild crazy dreams
46:26that happens too that kind of blocks your dreams too yeah but even that like
46:26that happens too that kind of blocks your dreams too yeah but even that like
46:26that happens too that kind of blocks your dreams too yeah but even that like
46:26that happens too that kind of blocks your dreams too yeah but even that like
46:30i don't know i smoked weed forever and like i would still kind of have
46:30i don't know i smoked weed forever and like i would still kind of have
46:30i don't know i smoked weed forever and like i would still kind of have
46:30i don't know i smoked weed forever and like i would still kind of have
46:33dreams but it's the caffeine just like completely neutralizes them and then they say that
46:33dreams but it's the caffeine just like completely neutralizes them and then they say that
46:33dreams but it's the caffeine just like completely neutralizes them and then they say that
46:33dreams but it's the caffeine just like completely neutralizes them and then they say that
46:37it's like anecdotal but they say that um caffeine there's anecdotal evidence that it kind
46:37it's like anecdotal but they say that um caffeine there's anecdotal evidence that it kind
46:37it's like anecdotal but they say that um caffeine there's anecdotal evidence that it kind
46:37it's like anecdotal but they say that um caffeine there's anecdotal evidence that it kind
46:42of uh what is it like discourages or you know whatever it does your brain
46:42of uh what is it like discourages or you know whatever it does your brain
46:42of uh what is it like discourages or you know whatever it does your brain
46:42of uh what is it like discourages or you know whatever it does your brain
46:46you don't do as much divergent thinking it's more like convergent where like if you
46:46you don't do as much divergent thinking it's more like convergent where like if you
46:46you don't do as much divergent thinking it's more like convergent where like if you
46:46you don't do as much divergent thinking it's more like convergent where like if you
46:49need to get like a task like all right i need to edit something caffeine's
46:49need to get like a task like all right i need to edit something caffeine's
46:49need to get like a task like all right i need to edit something caffeine's
46:49need to get like a task like all right i need to edit something caffeine's
46:52great but if you're like i need to come up with a story idea there's
46:52great but if you're like i need to come up with a story idea there's
46:52great but if you're like i need to come up with a story idea there's
46:52great but if you're like i need to come up with a story idea there's
46:55like anecdotal evidence that says like people who are on caffeine report that it like
46:55like anecdotal evidence that says like people who are on caffeine report that it like
46:55like anecdotal evidence that says like people who are on caffeine report that it like
46:55like anecdotal evidence that says like people who are on caffeine report that it like
46:59messes up their ability to like just kind of like you know come up with
46:59messes up their ability to like just kind of like you know come up with
46:59messes up their ability to like just kind of like you know come up with
46:59messes up their ability to like just kind of like you know come up with
47:03like new or novel ideas that makes sense yeah because you just hyper focused on
47:03like new or novel ideas that makes sense yeah because you just hyper focused on
47:03like new or novel ideas that makes sense yeah because you just hyper focused on
47:03like new or novel ideas that makes sense yeah because you just hyper focused on
47:08the one thing that you're doing yeah like a low dose meth yeah pretty much
47:08the one thing that you're doing yeah like a low dose meth yeah pretty much
47:08the one thing that you're doing yeah like a low dose meth yeah pretty much
47:08the one thing that you're doing yeah like a low dose meth yeah pretty much
47:11yeah like my friends that have dated girls that have had problems with amphetamines one
47:11yeah like my friends that have dated girls that have had problems with amphetamines one
47:11yeah like my friends that have dated girls that have had problems with amphetamines one
47:11yeah like my friends that have dated girls that have had problems with amphetamines one
47:18of the things they say is they know when they're on it because then they
47:18of the things they say is they know when they're on it because then they
47:18of the things they say is they know when they're on it because then they
47:18of the things they say is they know when they're on it because then they
47:20start cleaning the house they start cleaning everything yeah they start getting like hyper focused
47:20start cleaning the house they start cleaning everything yeah they start getting like hyper focused
47:20start cleaning the house they start cleaning everything yeah they start getting like hyper focused
47:20start cleaning the house they start cleaning everything yeah they start getting like hyper focused
47:26on like organizing and cleaning like that sounds like a good drug yeah what's what's
47:26on like organizing and cleaning like that sounds like a good drug yeah what's what's
47:26on like organizing and cleaning like that sounds like a good drug yeah what's what's
47:26on like organizing and cleaning like that sounds like a good drug yeah what's what's
47:30the back it's probably a spaz though that's probably the backlash well it's probably they're
47:30the back it's probably a spaz though that's probably the backlash well it's probably they're
47:30the back it's probably a spaz though that's probably the backlash well it's probably they're
47:30the back it's probably a spaz though that's probably the backlash well it's probably they're
47:34doing it for 12 hours while they're listening to slayer yeah you're not even talking
47:34doing it for 12 hours while they're listening to slayer yeah you're not even talking
47:34doing it for 12 hours while they're listening to slayer yeah you're not even talking
47:34doing it for 12 hours while they're listening to slayer yeah you're not even talking
47:40about adderall this is them doing like crystal meth or saying i don't know who's
47:40about adderall this is them doing like crystal meth or saying i don't know who's
47:40about adderall this is them doing like crystal meth or saying i don't know who's
47:40about adderall this is them doing like crystal meth or saying i don't know who's
47:44saying amphetamines i would assume it's like meth yeah amphetamine babe would be not ideal
47:44saying amphetamines i would assume it's like meth yeah amphetamine babe would be not ideal
47:44saying amphetamines i would assume it's like meth yeah amphetamine babe would be not ideal
47:44saying amphetamines i would assume it's like meth yeah amphetamine babe would be not ideal
47:50i don't think well i've talked to people that have done meth they tell you
47:50i don't think well i've talked to people that have done meth they tell you
47:50i don't think well i've talked to people that have done meth they tell you
47:50i don't think well i've talked to people that have done meth they tell you
47:53feel like you're fucking superman but you also like want to get things done really
47:53feel like you're fucking superman but you also like want to get things done really
47:53feel like you're fucking superman but you also like want to get things done really
47:53feel like you're fucking superman but you also like want to get things done really
47:57yeah that's i've heard that a similar thing about crack where you feel like a
47:57yeah that's i've heard that a similar thing about crack where you feel like a
47:57yeah that's i've heard that a similar thing about crack where you feel like a
47:57yeah that's i've heard that a similar thing about crack where you feel like a
48:00genius you smoke crack apparently you're just like dude like why would i have a
48:00genius you smoke crack apparently you're just like dude like why would i have a
48:00genius you smoke crack apparently you're just like dude like why would i have a
48:00genius you smoke crack apparently you're just like dude like why would i have a
48:05refrigerator i can sell it right now and i can just order out to and
48:05refrigerator i can sell it right now and i can just order out to and
48:05refrigerator i can sell it right now and i can just order out to and
48:05refrigerator i can sell it right now and i can just order out to and
48:08like apparently you're just like the smartest person in your head in the world right
48:08like apparently you're just like the smartest person in your head in the world right
48:08like apparently you're just like the smartest person in your head in the world right
48:08like apparently you're just like the smartest person in your head in the world right
48:12and then you just like it all crashes every 30 minutes it's like free base
48:12and then you just like it all crashes every 30 minutes it's like free base
48:12and then you just like it all crashes every 30 minutes it's like free base
48:12and then you just like it all crashes every 30 minutes it's like free base
48:15cocaine is what all it is yeah like what richard prior was doing back in
48:15cocaine is what all it is yeah like what richard prior was doing back in
48:15cocaine is what all it is yeah like what richard prior was doing back in
48:15cocaine is what all it is yeah like what richard prior was doing back in
48:19the day that was just before crack yeah it was free basing cocaine yeah it's
48:19the day that was just before crack yeah it was free basing cocaine yeah it's
48:19the day that was just before crack yeah it was free basing cocaine yeah it's
48:19the day that was just before crack yeah it was free basing cocaine yeah it's
48:24weird too because i think it just like coke i think just floods your brain
48:24weird too because i think it just like coke i think just floods your brain
48:24weird too because i think it just like coke i think just floods your brain
48:24weird too because i think it just like coke i think just floods your brain
48:27a lot of things just flood your brain with dopamine yeah but the delivery method
48:27a lot of things just flood your brain with dopamine yeah but the delivery method
48:27a lot of things just flood your brain with dopamine yeah but the delivery method
48:27a lot of things just flood your brain with dopamine yeah but the delivery method
48:31apparently of crack is superior like there's something about smoking it where it just goes
48:31apparently of crack is superior like there's something about smoking it where it just goes
48:31apparently of crack is superior like there's something about smoking it where it just goes
48:31apparently of crack is superior like there's something about smoking it where it just goes
48:36right to your head well i know this from hunter biden because hunter biden was
48:36right to your head well i know this from hunter biden because hunter biden was
48:36right to your head well i know this from hunter biden because hunter biden was
48:36right to your head well i know this from hunter biden because hunter biden was
48:40he was on that channel five show when he was talking about it it's fucking
48:40he was on that channel five show when he was talking about it it's fucking
48:40he was on that channel five show when he was talking about it it's fucking
48:40he was on that channel five show when he was talking about it it's fucking
48:43he was so descriptive of it it almost made you want to try crack he's
48:43he was so descriptive of it it almost made you want to try crack he's
48:43he was so descriptive of it it almost made you want to try crack he's
48:43he was so descriptive of it it almost made you want to try crack he's
48:47it was almost like it was like a romantic tale of like a bad romance
48:47it was almost like it was like a romantic tale of like a bad romance
48:47it was almost like it was like a romantic tale of like a bad romance
48:47it was almost like it was like a romantic tale of like a bad romance
48:52that he had to get out of this is a very gentlemanly way to say
48:52that he had to get out of this is a very gentlemanly way to say
48:52that he had to get out of this is a very gentlemanly way to say
48:52that he had to get out of this is a very gentlemanly way to say
48:55it's his superior delivery mechanism well he's very smart right yeah so he's very articulate
48:55it's his superior delivery mechanism well he's very smart right yeah so he's very articulate
48:55it's his superior delivery mechanism well he's very smart right yeah so he's very articulate
48:55it's his superior delivery mechanism well he's very smart right yeah so he's very articulate
49:00he's talking about like what it was like to smoke crack yeah it's like holy
49:00he's talking about like what it was like to smoke crack yeah it's like holy
49:00he's talking about like what it was like to smoke crack yeah it's like holy
49:00he's talking about like what it was like to smoke crack yeah it's like holy
49:05shit man and i wonder i guess i guess he's off of it because i
49:05shit man and i wonder i guess i guess he's off of it because i
49:05shit man and i wonder i guess i guess he's off of it because i
49:05shit man and i wonder i guess i guess he's off of it because i
49:09guess like you know yeah if you started again it's probably just another well there
49:09guess like you know yeah if you started again it's probably just another well there
49:09guess like you know yeah if you started again it's probably just another well there
49:09guess like you know yeah if you started again it's probably just another well there
49:13was that baggie they found at the white house but first of all it might
49:13was that baggie they found at the white house but first of all it might
49:13was that baggie they found at the white house but first of all it might
49:13was that baggie they found at the white house but first of all it might
49:17have been his but also you think he's the only one of those people doing
49:17have been his but also you think he's the only one of those people doing
49:17have been his but also you think he's the only one of those people doing
49:17have been his but also you think he's the only one of those people doing
49:21coke yeah i was about to say that could be anybody listen there's probably a
49:21coke yeah i was about to say that could be anybody listen there's probably a
49:21coke yeah i was about to say that could be anybody listen there's probably a
49:21coke yeah i was about to say that could be anybody listen there's probably a
49:25lot of those folks that need a little pick -me -up sometimes for a meeting
49:25lot of those folks that need a little pick -me -up sometimes for a meeting
49:25lot of those folks that need a little pick -me -up sometimes for a meeting
49:25lot of those folks that need a little pick -me -up sometimes for a meeting
49:29yeah before they have to do a press thing or oh dude you're working 16
49:29yeah before they have to do a press thing or oh dude you're working 16
49:29yeah before they have to do a press thing or oh dude you're working 16
49:29yeah before they have to do a press thing or oh dude you're working 16
49:33hours a day a little talk whoa big time let's go i used to work
49:33hours a day a little talk whoa big time let's go i used to work
49:33hours a day a little talk whoa big time let's go i used to work
49:33hours a day a little talk whoa big time let's go i used to work
49:37at a real estate company when i was in college just like you know they
49:37at a real estate company when i was in college just like you know they
49:37at a real estate company when i was in college just like you know they
49:37at a real estate company when i was in college just like you know they
49:40would like buy apartment buildings and dude all the like the senior management were like
49:40would like buy apartment buildings and dude all the like the senior management were like
49:40would like buy apartment buildings and dude all the like the senior management were like
49:40would like buy apartment buildings and dude all the like the senior management were like
49:44they used to buy adderall off me they would just chomp fucking adderall come in
49:44they used to buy adderall off me they would just chomp fucking adderall come in
49:44they used to buy adderall off me they would just chomp fucking adderall come in
49:44they used to buy adderall off me they would just chomp fucking adderall come in
49:48and just be like they would do sales meetings and just be like here and
49:48and just be like they would do sales meetings and just be like here and
49:48and just be like they would do sales meetings and just be like here and
49:48and just be like they would do sales meetings and just be like here and
49:51just be like here A friend of mine who's a journalist says that all these
49:51just be like here A friend of mine who's a journalist says that all these
49:51just be like here A friend of mine who's a journalist says that all these
49:51just be like here A friend of mine who's a journalist says that all these
49:53journalists are on Adderall. Yeah, I believe it.
49:53journalists are on Adderall. Yeah, I believe it.
49:53journalists are on Adderall. Yeah, I believe it.
49:53journalists are on Adderall. Yeah, I believe it.
49:55He says it makes you productive.
49:55He says it makes you productive.
49:55He says it makes you productive.
49:55He says it makes you productive.
49:57Yeah. They're all doing it.
49:57Yeah. They're all doing it.
49:57Yeah. They're all doing it.
49:57Yeah. They're all doing it.
49:58Some of them are like super open about it.
49:58Some of them are like super open about it.
49:58Some of them are like super open about it.
49:58Some of them are like super open about it.
50:00Like Dave Portnoy, when he was in here, he was telling us.
50:00Like Dave Portnoy, when he was in here, he was telling us.
50:00Like Dave Portnoy, when he was in here, he was telling us.
50:00Like Dave Portnoy, when he was in here, he was telling us.
50:03What did he say he took?
50:03What did he say he took?
50:03What did he say he took?
50:03What did he say he took?
50:0430 milligrams? I think so.
50:0430 milligrams? I think so.
50:0430 milligrams? I think so.
50:0430 milligrams? I think so.
50:05I don't remember, but yeah.
50:05I don't remember, but yeah.
50:05I don't remember, but yeah.
50:05I don't remember, but yeah.
50:07It was enough that I was like, yo.
50:07It was enough that I was like, yo.
50:07It was enough that I was like, yo.
50:07It was enough that I was like, yo.
50:08And then I had to go to Jamie.
50:08And then I had to go to Jamie.
50:08And then I had to go to Jamie.
50:08And then I had to go to Jamie.
50:09How much is that? And Jamie was like, a lot.
50:09How much is that? And Jamie was like, a lot.
50:09How much is that? And Jamie was like, a lot.
50:09How much is that? And Jamie was like, a lot.
50:1130s, yeah. 30s, that would get you.
50:1130s, yeah. 30s, that would get you.
50:1130s, yeah. 30s, that would get you.
50:1130s, yeah. 30s, that would get you.
50:14But not a lot if you do it a lot, right?
50:14But not a lot if you do it a lot, right?
50:14But not a lot if you do it a lot, right?
50:14But not a lot if you do it a lot, right?
50:16Yeah, you would get it.
50:16Yeah, you would get it.
50:16Yeah, you would get it.
50:16Yeah, you would get it.
50:17It's a thing. It's like if you're doing edibles with Joey Diaz.
50:17It's a thing. It's like if you're doing edibles with Joey Diaz.
50:17It's a thing. It's like if you're doing edibles with Joey Diaz.
50:17It's a thing. It's like if you're doing edibles with Joey Diaz.
50:20You're like, how much should I take?
50:20You're like, how much should I take?
50:20You're like, how much should I take?
50:20You're like, how much should I take?
50:21Take two, cocksucker. Yeah, you're dead.
50:21Take two, cocksucker. Yeah, you're dead.
50:21Take two, cocksucker. Yeah, you're dead.
50:21Take two, cocksucker. Yeah, you're dead.
50:23Take two. How much do you take?
50:23Take two. How much do you take?
50:23Take two. How much do you take?
50:23Take two. How much do you take?
50:27Yeah, that would definitely. I mean, I feel like I can't get a tolerance to
50:27Yeah, that would definitely. I mean, I feel like I can't get a tolerance to
50:27Yeah, that would definitely. I mean, I feel like I can't get a tolerance to
50:27Yeah, that would definitely. I mean, I feel like I can't get a tolerance to
50:30eat edibles. They just knock me out every time.
50:30eat edibles. They just knock me out every time.
50:30eat edibles. They just knock me out every time.
50:30eat edibles. They just knock me out every time.
50:33Jamie can just eat them and they don't do anything to them.
50:33Jamie can just eat them and they don't do anything to them.
50:33Jamie can just eat them and they don't do anything to them.
50:33Jamie can just eat them and they don't do anything to them.
50:34That's crazy. I know people like that too.
50:34That's crazy. I know people like that too.
50:34That's crazy. I know people like that too.
50:34That's crazy. I know people like that too.
50:36They're like, I need like 200 milligrams to feel it.
50:36They're like, I need like 200 milligrams to feel it.
50:36They're like, I need like 200 milligrams to feel it.
50:36They're like, I need like 200 milligrams to feel it.
50:39I'm like, I'm psychotic. At 200 milligrams, I'm fried.
50:39I'm like, I'm psychotic. At 200 milligrams, I'm fried.
50:39I'm like, I'm psychotic. At 200 milligrams, I'm fried.
50:39I'm like, I'm psychotic. At 200 milligrams, I'm fried.
50:42It's a lot. Yeah, 200 is a lot.
50:42It's a lot. Yeah, 200 is a lot.
50:42It's a lot. Yeah, 200 is a lot.
50:42It's a lot. Yeah, 200 is a lot.
50:44I used to have these lollipops that were 200 milligrams, so I would try to
50:44I used to have these lollipops that were 200 milligrams, so I would try to
50:44I used to have these lollipops that were 200 milligrams, so I would try to
50:44I used to have these lollipops that were 200 milligrams, so I would try to
50:47gauge it. Like, I don't want to eat too much of it.
50:47gauge it. Like, I don't want to eat too much of it.
50:47gauge it. Like, I don't want to eat too much of it.
50:47gauge it. Like, I don't want to eat too much of it.
50:49I would get fucking whacked all the time.
50:49I would get fucking whacked all the time.
50:49I would get fucking whacked all the time.
50:49I would get fucking whacked all the time.
50:52So we went over how many people are on Adderall once, like the number of
50:52So we went over how many people are on Adderall once, like the number of
50:52So we went over how many people are on Adderall once, like the number of
50:52So we went over how many people are on Adderall once, like the number of
50:58Adderall prescriptions in a year.
50:58Adderall prescriptions in a year.
50:58Adderall prescriptions in a year.
50:58Adderall prescriptions in a year.
51:01It was something bonkers. It was like 39 million Adderall prescriptions in this country.
51:01It was something bonkers. It was like 39 million Adderall prescriptions in this country.
51:01It was something bonkers. It was like 39 million Adderall prescriptions in this country.
51:01It was something bonkers. It was like 39 million Adderall prescriptions in this country.
51:06But then you have to go like, how many people is that?
51:06But then you have to go like, how many people is that?
51:06But then you have to go like, how many people is that?
51:06But then you have to go like, how many people is that?
51:09Right? Because like you refill your prescription.
51:09Right? Because like you refill your prescription.
51:09Right? Because like you refill your prescription.
51:09Right? Because like you refill your prescription.
51:11So how often do you refill it?
51:11So how often do you refill it?
51:11So how often do you refill it?
51:11So how often do you refill it?
51:12How many times a year?
51:12How many times a year?
51:12How many times a year?
51:12How many times a year?
51:14You know what I mean?
51:14You know what I mean?
51:14You know what I mean?
51:14You know what I mean?
51:15I think it's more than 39.
51:15I think it's more than 39.
51:15I think it's more than 39.
51:15I think it's more than 39.
51:16If that's the case, I feel like there's 39 million subscribers to Adderall.
51:16If that's the case, I feel like there's 39 million subscribers to Adderall.
51:16If that's the case, I feel like there's 39 million subscribers to Adderall.
51:16If that's the case, I feel like there's 39 million subscribers to Adderall.
51:19Well, there's definitely people that are getting it other ways.
51:19Well, there's definitely people that are getting it other ways.
51:19Well, there's definitely people that are getting it other ways.
51:19Well, there's definitely people that are getting it other ways.
51:23For sure. For sure. Yeah.
51:23For sure. For sure. Yeah.
51:23For sure. For sure. Yeah.
51:23For sure. For sure. Yeah.
51:25You get your script and you sell it, but it's like...
51:25You get your script and you sell it, but it's like...
51:25You get your script and you sell it, but it's like...
51:25You get your script and you sell it, but it's like...
51:27So there were 39... Not just that.
51:27So there were 39... Not just that.
51:27So there were 39... Not just that.
51:27So there were 39... Not just that.
51:29You're getting it illegally. Yeah.
51:29You're getting it illegally. Yeah.
51:29You're getting it illegally. Yeah.
51:29You're getting it illegally. Yeah.
51:31You're getting illegal good and bad.
51:31You're getting illegal good and bad.
51:31You're getting illegal good and bad.
51:31You're getting illegal good and bad.
51:34You're getting cartel stuff. Like pressed and stuff.
51:34You're getting cartel stuff. Like pressed and stuff.
51:34You're getting cartel stuff. Like pressed and stuff.
51:34You're getting cartel stuff. Like pressed and stuff.
51:37Yeah. Like they can make a Valium that looks just like a Valium.
51:37Yeah. Like they can make a Valium that looks just like a Valium.
51:37Yeah. Like they can make a Valium that looks just like a Valium.
51:37Yeah. Like they can make a Valium that looks just like a Valium.
51:40And there's fucking fentanyl in it.
51:40And there's fucking fentanyl in it.
51:40And there's fucking fentanyl in it.
51:40And there's fucking fentanyl in it.
51:42Yeah. True. No, that's a...
51:42Yeah. True. No, that's a...
51:42Yeah. True. No, that's a...
51:42Yeah. True. No, that's a...
51:43Like the pill world is they're like completely riddled with that right now.
51:43Like the pill world is they're like completely riddled with that right now.
51:43Like the pill world is they're like completely riddled with that right now.
51:43Like the pill world is they're like completely riddled with that right now.
51:47Oh, it's scary, man. Because kids are taking these...
51:47Oh, it's scary, man. Because kids are taking these...
51:47Oh, it's scary, man. Because kids are taking these...
51:47Oh, it's scary, man. Because kids are taking these...
51:50Like there was a kid from a local high school around here that I read
51:50Like there was a kid from a local high school around here that I read
51:50Like there was a kid from a local high school around here that I read
51:50Like there was a kid from a local high school around here that I read
51:53a story. He took an Adderall.
51:53a story. He took an Adderall.
51:53a story. He took an Adderall.
51:53a story. He took an Adderall.
51:56He thought it was an Adderall.
51:56He thought it was an Adderall.
51:56He thought it was an Adderall.
51:56He thought it was an Adderall.
51:57And it had fentanyl in it.
51:57And it had fentanyl in it.
51:57And it had fentanyl in it.
51:57And it had fentanyl in it.
51:57Yeah. He died. Yeah. He got it from one of his friends.
51:57Yeah. He died. Yeah. He got it from one of his friends.
51:57Yeah. He died. Yeah. He got it from one of his friends.
51:57Yeah. He died. Yeah. He got it from one of his friends.
51:59He was just trying to cram for studies.
51:59He was just trying to cram for studies.
51:59He was just trying to cram for studies.
51:59He was just trying to cram for studies.
52:02Yeah. That's why I always tell people...
52:02Yeah. That's why I always tell people...
52:02Yeah. That's why I always tell people...
52:02Yeah. That's why I always tell people...
52:04Anyone I know who does coke, I'm always like, you got to stop, man.
52:04Anyone I know who does coke, I'm always like, you got to stop, man.
52:04Anyone I know who does coke, I'm always like, you got to stop, man.
52:04Anyone I know who does coke, I'm always like, you got to stop, man.
52:07They're like, no, we'll test it.
52:07They're like, no, we'll test it.
52:07They're like, no, we'll test it.
52:07They're like, no, we'll test it.
52:08It's like, no, you're not.
52:08It's like, no, you're not.
52:08It's like, no, you're not.
52:08It's like, no, you're not.
52:09You're going to be at a bar.
52:09You're going to be at a bar.
52:09You're going to be at a bar.
52:09You're going to be at a bar.
52:10You're going to be hammered.
52:10You're going to be hammered.
52:10You're going to be hammered.
52:10You're going to be hammered.
52:11You're going to buy coke and shove it up your nose.
52:11You're going to buy coke and shove it up your nose.
52:11You're going to buy coke and shove it up your nose.
52:11You're going to buy coke and shove it up your nose.
52:14I'm not going to stop and be like, let me see.
52:14I'm not going to stop and be like, let me see.
52:14I'm not going to stop and be like, let me see.
52:14I'm not going to stop and be like, let me see.
52:16I've never done it. But all my friends who have done it have all said
52:16I've never done it. But all my friends who have done it have all said
52:16I've never done it. But all my friends who have done it have all said
52:16I've never done it. But all my friends who have done it have all said
52:19the same thing. Don't do it.
52:19the same thing. Don't do it.
52:19the same thing. Don't do it.
52:19the same thing. Don't do it.
52:21Hmm? It's too good. I've never done it either.
52:21Hmm? It's too good. I've never done it either.
52:21Hmm? It's too good. I've never done it either.
52:21Hmm? It's too good. I've never done it either.
52:23I've never had any interest.
52:23I've never had any interest.
52:23I've never had any interest.
52:23I've never had any interest.
52:25But it's like, every time I'm around people on it, I'm just like, dude, this
52:25But it's like, every time I'm around people on it, I'm just like, dude, this
52:25But it's like, every time I'm around people on it, I'm just like, dude, this
52:25But it's like, every time I'm around people on it, I'm just like, dude, this
52:28sucks. Yeah. Maybe they're having fun, but it's like...
52:28sucks. Yeah. Maybe they're having fun, but it's like...
52:28sucks. Yeah. Maybe they're having fun, but it's like...
52:28sucks. Yeah. Maybe they're having fun, but it's like...
52:30They want to sell you Bitcoin.
52:30They want to sell you Bitcoin.
52:30They want to sell you Bitcoin.
52:30They want to sell you Bitcoin.
52:32They want to go into business now.
52:32They want to go into business now.
52:32They want to go into business now.
52:32They want to go into business now.
52:34Everybody does. They get like super hyped about a project.
52:34Everybody does. They get like super hyped about a project.
52:34Everybody does. They get like super hyped about a project.
52:34Everybody does. They get like super hyped about a project.
52:37They want to bring you in.
52:37They want to bring you in.
52:37They want to bring you in.
52:37They want to bring you in.
52:39Well, that's what I think.
52:39Well, that's what I think.
52:39Well, that's what I think.
52:39Well, that's what I think.
52:39I guess that's the way it was explained to me.
52:39I guess that's the way it was explained to me.
52:39I guess that's the way it was explained to me.
52:39I guess that's the way it was explained to me.
52:41You just feel like you've accomplished something major.
52:41You just feel like you've accomplished something major.
52:41You just feel like you've accomplished something major.
52:41You just feel like you've accomplished something major.
52:44So you just like snore coke and you're like, I am the best ever.
52:44So you just like snore coke and you're like, I am the best ever.
52:44So you just like snore coke and you're like, I am the best ever.
52:44So you just like snore coke and you're like, I am the best ever.
52:48It's like, why is that?
52:48It's like, why is that?
52:48It's like, why is that?
52:48It's like, why is that?
52:49I don't know. I just...
52:49I don't know. I just...
52:49I don't know. I just...
52:49I don't know. I just...
52:51Yeah. Joey Diaz used to say that you can't go on stage with that.
52:51Yeah. Joey Diaz used to say that you can't go on stage with that.
52:51Yeah. Joey Diaz used to say that you can't go on stage with that.
52:51Yeah. Joey Diaz used to say that you can't go on stage with that.
52:54Yeah. I can see that.
52:54Yeah. I can see that.
52:54Yeah. I can see that.
52:54Yeah. I can see that.
52:55It's the worst. He goes, you have no feeling.
52:55It's the worst. He goes, you have no feeling.
52:55It's the worst. He goes, you have no feeling.
52:55It's the worst. He goes, you have no feeling.
52:57You don't feel for the crowd.
52:57You don't feel for the crowd.
52:57You don't feel for the crowd.
52:57You don't feel for the crowd.
52:58Yeah. That's how I feel about...
52:58Yeah. That's how I feel about...
52:58Yeah. That's how I feel about...
52:58Yeah. That's how I feel about...
53:00I can't drink and go on stage because I'll just...
53:00I can't drink and go on stage because I'll just...
53:00I can't drink and go on stage because I'll just...
53:00I can't drink and go on stage because I'll just...
53:02I'm way too confident. If something doesn't land, I'm like, fucking whatever, pussy.
53:02I'm way too confident. If something doesn't land, I'm like, fucking whatever, pussy.
53:02I'm way too confident. If something doesn't land, I'm like, fucking whatever, pussy.
53:02I'm way too confident. If something doesn't land, I'm like, fucking whatever, pussy.
53:06I just don't... I don't care and I just do so bad.
53:06I just don't... I don't care and I just do so bad.
53:06I just don't... I don't care and I just do so bad.
53:06I just don't... I don't care and I just do so bad.
53:09Yeah. Yeah. It's a weird fine dance that people do with substances and performing, especially
53:09Yeah. Yeah. It's a weird fine dance that people do with substances and performing, especially
53:09Yeah. Yeah. It's a weird fine dance that people do with substances and performing, especially
53:09Yeah. Yeah. It's a weird fine dance that people do with substances and performing, especially
53:17if you're doing like a speed or something.
53:17if you're doing like a speed or something.
53:17if you're doing like a speed or something.
53:17if you're doing like a speed or something.
53:19Yeah. Because you can get it wrong.
53:19Yeah. Because you can get it wrong.
53:19Yeah. Because you can get it wrong.
53:19Yeah. Because you can get it wrong.
53:21I would imagine. Yeah. You can get your balance wrong.
53:21I would imagine. Yeah. You can get your balance wrong.
53:21I would imagine. Yeah. You can get your balance wrong.
53:21I would imagine. Yeah. You can get your balance wrong.
53:23I've heard Adderall does not mix with comedy at all.
53:23I've heard Adderall does not mix with comedy at all.
53:23I've heard Adderall does not mix with comedy at all.
53:23I've heard Adderall does not mix with comedy at all.
53:27That's what I've heard too.
53:27That's what I've heard too.
53:27That's what I've heard too.
53:27That's what I've heard too.
53:27I've heard that people like it.
53:27I've heard that people like it.
53:27I've heard that people like it.
53:27I've heard that people like it.
53:28You're just... It's like a weird part of your brain where you're just too lasered
53:28You're just... It's like a weird part of your brain where you're just too lasered
53:28You're just... It's like a weird part of your brain where you're just too lasered
53:28You're just... It's like a weird part of your brain where you're just too lasered
53:31in. I've heard people like to use it for writing though, which I think is
53:31in. I've heard people like to use it for writing though, which I think is
53:31in. I've heard people like to use it for writing though, which I think is
53:31in. I've heard people like to use it for writing though, which I think is
53:34weird. I guess. Yeah. I don't know.
53:34weird. I guess. Yeah. I don't know.
53:34weird. I guess. Yeah. I don't know.
53:34weird. I guess. Yeah. I don't know.
53:36I know they use it for writing books.
53:36I know they use it for writing books.
53:36I know they use it for writing books.
53:36I know they use it for writing books.
53:38Yeah. I don't know if it would be the same for writing comedy.
53:38Yeah. I don't know if it would be the same for writing comedy.
53:38Yeah. I don't know if it would be the same for writing comedy.
53:38Yeah. I don't know if it would be the same for writing comedy.
53:41I don't know. Because you know when you're talking about like coming up with ideas,
53:41I don't know. Because you know when you're talking about like coming up with ideas,
53:41I don't know. Because you know when you're talking about like coming up with ideas,
53:41I don't know. Because you know when you're talking about like coming up with ideas,
53:44like you'd imagine that would be the coffee thing on steroids.
53:44like you'd imagine that would be the coffee thing on steroids.
53:44like you'd imagine that would be the coffee thing on steroids.
53:44like you'd imagine that would be the coffee thing on steroids.
53:47Yeah. Right? For me, for writing...
53:47Yeah. Right? For me, for writing...
53:47Yeah. Right? For me, for writing...
53:47Yeah. Right? For me, for writing...
53:50Like I like to write.
53:50Like I like to write.
53:50Like I like to write.
53:50Like I like to write.
53:51I like to... I write books.
53:51I like to... I write books.
53:51I like to... I write books.
53:51I like to... I write books.
53:52I like to do other stuff.
53:52I like to do other stuff.
53:52I like to do other stuff.
53:52I like to do other stuff.
53:53Writing stand -up is more like it has to just pop into my head.
53:53Writing stand -up is more like it has to just pop into my head.
53:53Writing stand -up is more like it has to just pop into my head.
53:56Then I go like, oh, that would be funny.
53:56Then I go like, oh, that would be funny.
53:56Then I go like, oh, that would be funny.
53:57And then I... You know, if I start fleshing it out, like new ideas come.
53:57And then I... You know, if I start fleshing it out, like new ideas come.
53:57And then I... You know, if I start fleshing it out, like new ideas come.
54:00But I've tried to like write stand -up and it never...
54:00But I've tried to like write stand -up and it never...
54:00But I've tried to like write stand -up and it never...
54:03It like very rarely do I get anything that like works from when I do
54:03It like very rarely do I get anything that like works from when I do
54:03It like very rarely do I get anything that like works from when I do
54:07that. Yeah. Me too. But what I do is I write essays.
54:07that. Yeah. Me too. But what I do is I write essays.
54:07that. Yeah. Me too. But what I do is I write essays.
54:11I just like essays on a subject.
54:11I just like essays on a subject.
54:11I just like essays on a subject.
54:13And then from that, I'll extract little things.
54:13And then from that, I'll extract little things.
54:13And then from that, I'll extract little things.
54:15That's a good idea. And then I take that little thing and I say, how
54:15That's a good idea. And then I take that little thing and I say, how
54:15That's a good idea. And then I take that little thing and I say, how
54:18do I introduce this thing?
54:18do I introduce this thing?
54:18do I introduce this thing?
54:19And what is... What would be funny about this thing?
54:19And what is... What would be funny about this thing?
54:19And what is... What would be funny about this thing?
54:21And how would I lead into this?
54:21And how would I lead into this?
54:21And how would I lead into this?
54:22And what are the other like surrounding things that would go with this?
54:22And what are the other like surrounding things that would go with this?
54:22And what are the other like surrounding things that would go with this?
54:26No, that's a good way to do it.
54:26No, that's a good way to do it.
54:26No, that's a good way to do it.
54:27I have to trick myself into being like I'm memorizing my material.
54:27I have to trick myself into being like I'm memorizing my material.
54:27I have to trick myself into being like I'm memorizing my material.
54:31So I just bullet point it and then I get bored and my mind wanders.
54:31So I just bullet point it and then I get bored and my mind wanders.
54:31So I just bullet point it and then I get bored and my mind wanders.
54:34I'm like, that would actually be pretty funny.
54:34I'm like, that would actually be pretty funny.
54:34I'm like, that would actually be pretty funny.
54:35Right. And then you start rambling.
54:35Right. And then you start rambling.
54:35Right. And then you start rambling.
54:37Yeah. That's the thing about the essay that if you just sit down and write
54:37Yeah. That's the thing about the essay that if you just sit down and write
54:37Yeah. That's the thing about the essay that if you just sit down and write
54:40a subject, you know, about a subject, whatever that subject is, that you just start
54:40a subject, you know, about a subject, whatever that subject is, that you just start
54:40a subject, you know, about a subject, whatever that subject is, that you just start
54:45thinking about all the different aspects of that subject instead of thinking how to write
54:45thinking about all the different aspects of that subject instead of thinking how to write
54:45thinking about all the different aspects of that subject instead of thinking how to write
54:49in comedy form. Yeah. You know, that's a smart idea.
54:49in comedy form. Yeah. You know, that's a smart idea.
54:49in comedy form. Yeah. You know, that's a smart idea.
54:53Because, yeah, if I try to write it, then like you try to repeat it,
54:53Because, yeah, if I try to write it, then like you try to repeat it,
54:53Because, yeah, if I try to write it, then like you try to repeat it,
54:56but you wrote it down.
54:56but you wrote it down.
54:56but you wrote it down.
54:57So that sounds like a written thing.
54:57So that sounds like a written thing.
54:57So that sounds like a written thing.
54:59But even that in the essay way, it's a brutal process because then you have
54:59But even that in the essay way, it's a brutal process because then you have
54:59But even that in the essay way, it's a brutal process because then you have
55:03to take that one sentence or that one paragraph in a thousand words and then
55:03to take that one sentence or that one paragraph in a thousand words and then
55:03to take that one sentence or that one paragraph in a thousand words and then
55:08figure out a way to introduce that where it's not clunky.
55:08figure out a way to introduce that where it's not clunky.
55:08figure out a way to introduce that where it's not clunky.
55:12Yeah. And then figure out what's the funniest part about it.
55:12Yeah. And then figure out what's the funniest part about it.
55:12Yeah. And then figure out what's the funniest part about it.
55:15And it's like, you have to always know that the first time you bring it
55:15And it's like, you have to always know that the first time you bring it
55:15And it's like, you have to always know that the first time you bring it
55:18out there, it's going to suck.
55:18out there, it's going to suck.
55:18out there, it's going to suck.
55:20Yeah. And you have to just slowly but surely trust it to get better and
55:20Yeah. And you have to just slowly but surely trust it to get better and
55:20Yeah. And you have to just slowly but surely trust it to get better and
55:26just throw it into the fire every night.
55:26just throw it into the fire every night.
55:26just throw it into the fire every night.
55:28Yeah. You know, you have your bits that you know are going to kill and
55:28Yeah. You know, you have your bits that you know are going to kill and
55:28Yeah. You know, you have your bits that you know are going to kill and
55:32you're like, I don't want to trot that one out here.
55:32you're like, I don't want to trot that one out here.
55:32you're like, I don't want to trot that one out here.
55:34I know. That is the, it kind of is the funnest part though, to me.
55:34I know. That is the, it kind of is the funnest part though, to me.
55:34I know. That is the, it kind of is the funnest part though, to me.
55:36Like when I moved here, I had just, uh, I think I, yeah, I think
55:36Like when I moved here, I had just, uh, I think I, yeah, I think
55:36Like when I moved here, I had just, uh, I think I, yeah, I think
55:40I had just put out an hour or like recorded.
55:40I had just put out an hour or like recorded.
55:40I had just put out an hour or like recorded.
55:42So I had no, I had to like start with like new material, which sucks.
55:42So I had no, I had to like start with like new material, which sucks.
55:42So I had no, I had to like start with like new material, which sucks.
55:46You move somewhere, you have new stuff and you're like, dude, I have only new
55:46You move somewhere, you have new stuff and you're like, dude, I have only new
55:46You move somewhere, you have new stuff and you're like, dude, I have only new
55:49shit. It's a bad feeling, but it's like, it's exciting because you're like, you don't
55:49shit. It's a bad feeling, but it's like, it's exciting because you're like, you don't
55:49shit. It's a bad feeling, but it's like, it's exciting because you're like, you don't
55:52know how it's going to go every night.
55:52know how it's going to go every night.
55:52know how it's going to go every night.
55:54I don't know. I like, I like that.
55:54I don't know. I like, I like that.
55:54I don't know. I like, I like that.
55:55I think it's good. I think it's like we were talking the other day, uh,
55:55I think it's good. I think it's like we were talking the other day, uh,
55:55I think it's good. I think it's like we were talking the other day, uh,
56:00about loss, about failure. Like I was talking with Michael Malice about bombing on stage.
56:00about loss, about failure. Like I was talking with Michael Malice about bombing on stage.
56:00about loss, about failure. Like I was talking with Michael Malice about bombing on stage.
56:04I think bombing is good because.
56:04I think bombing is good because.
56:04I think bombing is good because.
56:05What happens if you bomb, that feeling, you feel terrible the next day, you feel
56:05What happens if you bomb, that feeling, you feel terrible the next day, you feel
56:05What happens if you bomb, that feeling, you feel terrible the next day, you feel
56:10terrible that night, and then you're like, I gotta fucking get back on stage and
56:10terrible that night, and then you're like, I gotta fucking get back on stage and
56:10terrible that night, and then you're like, I gotta fucking get back on stage and
56:15really, like, tighten up my shit.
56:15really, like, tighten up my shit.
56:15really, like, tighten up my shit.
56:17And I always have, in the past, made big leaps after I bombed.
56:17And I always have, in the past, made big leaps after I bombed.
56:17And I always have, in the past, made big leaps after I bombed.
56:22I'm like, I think it's important.
56:22I'm like, I think it's important.
56:22I'm like, I think it's important.
56:23Like, failure is important. It sucks, you don't like it, but you gotta go through
56:23Like, failure is important. It sucks, you don't like it, but you gotta go through
56:23Like, failure is important. It sucks, you don't like it, but you gotta go through
56:28that. Like, maybe you got overconfident, or maybe you were in a bad mood, or
56:28that. Like, maybe you got overconfident, or maybe you were in a bad mood, or
56:28that. Like, maybe you got overconfident, or maybe you were in a bad mood, or
56:33maybe it was like, whatever.
56:33maybe it was like, whatever.
56:33maybe it was like, whatever.
56:35Yeah. No, it helps, that's what, like, motivates me to write stand -up.
56:35Yeah. No, it helps, that's what, like, motivates me to write stand -up.
56:35Yeah. No, it helps, that's what, like, motivates me to write stand -up.
56:39If I bomb, I'm like, alright, now, let me, like, dial it in, because I
56:39If I bomb, I'm like, alright, now, let me, like, dial it in, because I
56:39If I bomb, I'm like, alright, now, let me, like, dial it in, because I
56:42have, like, I'm always doing a bunch of stuff, and, like, I'm like, oh, I
56:42have, like, I'm always doing a bunch of stuff, and, like, I'm like, oh, I
56:42have, like, I'm always doing a bunch of stuff, and, like, I'm like, oh, I
56:45gotta show, and I, like, you know, organize kind of against the gun.
56:45gotta show, and I, like, you know, organize kind of against the gun.
56:45gotta show, and I, like, you know, organize kind of against the gun.
56:48But, yeah, a good, a bomb really is, like, a clarifying, it's good for you,
56:48But, yeah, a good, a bomb really is, like, a clarifying, it's good for you,
56:48But, yeah, a good, a bomb really is, like, a clarifying, it's good for you,
56:52honestly. Yes, it is. It's good to have a bomb.
56:52honestly. Yes, it is. It's good to have a bomb.
56:52honestly. Yes, it is. It's good to have a bomb.
56:54Well, I used to say that to fighters, too.
56:54Well, I used to say that to fighters, too.
56:54Well, I used to say that to fighters, too.
56:56You lose a fight, it's good, as long as you get really hurt.
56:56You lose a fight, it's good, as long as you get really hurt.
56:56You lose a fight, it's good, as long as you get really hurt.
56:58Yeah. It's good, because you like that feeling, go home with that feeling, and think
56:58Yeah. It's good, because you like that feeling, go home with that feeling, and think
56:58Yeah. It's good, because you like that feeling, go home with that feeling, and think
57:02about all the stones that you left unturned, all the times where you skip road
57:02about all the stones that you left unturned, all the times where you skip road
57:02about all the stones that you left unturned, all the times where you skip road
57:07work, all the times you skip strength and conditioning, all the times you're half -assing
57:07work, all the times you skip strength and conditioning, all the times you're half -assing
57:07work, all the times you skip strength and conditioning, all the times you're half -assing
57:11it in the gym. That guy didn't do that.
57:11it in the gym. That guy didn't do that.
57:11it in the gym. That guy didn't do that.
57:13He just beat you. Now you know.
57:13He just beat you. Now you know.
57:13He just beat you. Now you know.
57:16Yeah. You know, like, you have to understand that there's levels to these, there's levels
57:16Yeah. You know, like, you have to understand that there's levels to these, there's levels
57:16Yeah. You know, like, you have to understand that there's levels to these, there's levels
57:20to dedication, there's levels to competency, and, you know, a good loss is good for
57:20to dedication, there's levels to competency, and, you know, a good loss is good for
57:20to dedication, there's levels to competency, and, you know, a good loss is good for
57:25you. Yeah. And kind of, like, you know, again, if you have your tried and
57:25you. Yeah. And kind of, like, you know, again, if you have your tried and
57:25you. Yeah. And kind of, like, you know, again, if you have your tried and
57:28true, and you're just going on stage, you know, it's working night after night, you
57:28true, and you're just going on stage, you know, it's working night after night, you
57:28true, and you're just going on stage, you know, it's working night after night, you
57:32just go home, you're like, oh, But, yeah, when you bomb it, like, for me,
57:32just go home, you're like, oh, But, yeah, when you bomb it, like, for me,
57:32just go home, you're like, oh, But, yeah, when you bomb it, like, for me,
57:35it does something in my brain where, like, my thoughts start flying.
57:35it does something in my brain where, like, my thoughts start flying.
57:35it does something in my brain where, like, my thoughts start flying.
57:38You know, whatever that is just helps me get stuff out there.
57:38You know, whatever that is just helps me get stuff out there.
57:38You know, whatever that is just helps me get stuff out there.
57:40Well, when I lived in Boston, one of the things that was a real problem
57:40Well, when I lived in Boston, one of the things that was a real problem
57:40Well, when I lived in Boston, one of the things that was a real problem
57:43was there were these, there was these local headliners that had these fucking acts, man.
57:43was there were these, there was these local headliners that had these fucking acts, man.
57:43was there were these, there was these local headliners that had these fucking acts, man.
57:48They had 45 minutes of, like, hammered samurai sword.
57:48They had 45 minutes of, like, hammered samurai sword.
57:48They had 45 minutes of, like, hammered samurai sword.
57:54It was so good, because they had been doing that 45 minutes for a decade
57:54It was so good, because they had been doing that 45 minutes for a decade
57:54It was so good, because they had been doing that 45 minutes for a decade
57:58and a half. That's crazy, dude.
57:58and a half. That's crazy, dude.
57:58and a half. That's crazy, dude.
58:00It was so good. Their timing was so good.
58:00It was so good. Their timing was so good.
58:00It was so good. Their timing was so good.
58:03The pacing was so good.
58:03The pacing was so good.
58:03The pacing was so good.
58:04They would crush every night.
58:04They would crush every night.
58:04They would crush every night.
58:07But after a while, they never added anything new to it.
58:07But after a while, they never added anything new to it.
58:07But after a while, they never added anything new to it.
58:11And these guys just, like, a buddy of mine went to see a Boston headliner
58:11And these guys just, like, a buddy of mine went to see a Boston headliner
58:11And these guys just, like, a buddy of mine went to see a Boston headliner
58:15that we knew from, like, Fitzsimmons, went to see a Boston headliner that we knew
58:15that we knew from, like, Fitzsimmons, went to see a Boston headliner that we knew
58:15that we knew from, like, Fitzsimmons, went to see a Boston headliner that we knew
58:19from the 80s. And he goes, dude, he was doing the same material.
58:19from the 80s. And he goes, dude, he was doing the same material.
58:19from the 80s. And he goes, dude, he was doing the same material.
58:23He goes, it was so sad.
58:23He goes, it was so sad.
58:23He goes, it was so sad.
58:24He goes, he was just phoning it in.
58:24He goes, he was just phoning it in.
58:24He goes, he was just phoning it in.
58:27It was barely getting a response from the audience.
58:27It was barely getting a response from the audience.
58:27It was barely getting a response from the audience.
58:29It was, like, dated references, because this guy just had an act, and, like, a
58:29It was, like, dated references, because this guy just had an act, and, like, a
58:29It was, like, dated references, because this guy just had an act, and, like, a
58:34fucking guy who shows up at the office, he would open up his suitcase, pull
58:34fucking guy who shows up at the office, he would open up his suitcase, pull
58:34fucking guy who shows up at the office, he would open up his suitcase, pull
58:38his act out. That was his act.
58:38his act out. That was his act.
58:38his act out. That was his act.
58:41Those guys are always fascinating, because when you're, like, you know, I started in Philly,
58:41Those guys are always fascinating, because when you're, like, you know, I started in Philly,
58:41Those guys are always fascinating, because when you're, like, you know, I started in Philly,
58:44and, like, so, like, the only, the first, like, paid gigs you get as an
58:44and, like, so, like, the only, the first, like, paid gigs you get as an
58:44and, like, so, like, the only, the first, like, paid gigs you get as an
58:47open miker are, like, you do, like, moose lodges and shit for, like, 50 bucks,
58:47open miker are, like, you do, like, moose lodges and shit for, like, 50 bucks,
58:47open miker are, like, you do, like, moose lodges and shit for, like, 50 bucks,
58:51and it's always one of those, like, wacko headliners.
58:51and it's always one of those, like, wacko headliners.
58:51and it's always one of those, like, wacko headliners.
58:54Who's been around for 30 years.
58:54Who's been around for 30 years.
58:54Who's been around for 30 years.
58:56He's doing it forever. He's giving you the career talk in between the show.
58:56He's doing it forever. He's giving you the career talk in between the show.
58:56He's doing it forever. He's giving you the career talk in between the show.
58:58There's, like, I would get, like, comedy magicians all the time.
58:58There's, like, I would get, like, comedy magicians all the time.
58:58There's, like, I would get, like, comedy magicians all the time.
59:01Oh, yeah. And, dude, it was, like, yeah, those guys would always kind of freak
59:01Oh, yeah. And, dude, it was, like, yeah, those guys would always kind of freak
59:01Oh, yeah. And, dude, it was, like, yeah, those guys would always kind of freak
59:04me out. Like, I would open for guys that would talk about, like, floppy disks
59:04me out. Like, I would open for guys that would talk about, like, floppy disks
59:04me out. Like, I would open for guys that would talk about, like, floppy disks
59:07in, like, the 2000s, and I'm doing, bro, what are you doing, man?
59:07in, like, the 2000s, and I'm doing, bro, what are you doing, man?
59:07in, like, the 2000s, and I'm doing, bro, what are you doing, man?
59:11Like, we don't even have CDs anymore.
59:11Like, we don't even have CDs anymore.
59:11Like, we don't even have CDs anymore.
59:14Like, you know, this guy talked about porn on a floppy disk.
59:14Like, you know, this guy talked about porn on a floppy disk.
59:14Like, you know, this guy talked about porn on a floppy disk.
59:17On stage? Dude, it was fucking Screech.
59:17On stage? Dude, it was fucking Screech.
59:17On stage? Dude, it was fucking Screech.
59:20R .I .P. It was Screech.
59:20R .I .P. It was Screech.
59:20R .I .P. It was Screech.
59:21Screech. R .I .P. I opened for Screech back in the day, and I was,
59:21Screech. R .I .P. I opened for Screech back in the day, and I was,
59:21Screech. R .I .P. I opened for Screech back in the day, and I was,
59:24like, fuck, yes, this is going to be awesome.
59:24like, fuck, yes, this is going to be awesome.
59:24like, fuck, yes, this is going to be awesome.
59:26He was, he was killing it in the comedy clubs.
59:26He was, he was killing it in the comedy clubs.
59:26He was, he was killing it in the comedy clubs.
59:28He was, like, one of the first people to go from being on a sitcom
59:28He was, like, one of the first people to go from being on a sitcom
59:28He was, like, one of the first people to go from being on a sitcom
59:32to touring on the road.
59:32to touring on the road.
59:32to touring on the road.
59:33Yeah, I caught late Screech, though.
59:33Yeah, I caught late Screech, though.
59:33Yeah, I caught late Screech, though.
59:35Skippy. Remember Skippy from Family Matters?
59:35Skippy. Remember Skippy from Family Matters?
59:35Skippy. Remember Skippy from Family Matters?
59:38Was it Family Matters? No.
59:38Was it Family Matters? No.
59:38Was it Family Matters? No.
59:40What was it from? What was the show?
59:40What was it from? What was the show?
59:40What was it from? What was the show?
59:42Skippy. He was another guy who was, he was on a sitcom.
59:42Skippy. He was another guy who was, he was on a sitcom.
59:42Skippy. He was another guy who was, he was on a sitcom.
59:47Was he on, not Step by Step.
59:47Was he on, not Step by Step.
59:47Was he on, not Step by Step.
59:49I don't remember. But if I remember, he was, same thing.
59:49I don't remember. But if I remember, he was, same thing.
59:49I don't remember. But if I remember, he was, same thing.
59:52He was, became, he, like, Hollywood didn't work out for him.
59:52He was, became, he, like, Hollywood didn't work out for him.
59:52He was, became, he, like, Hollywood didn't work out for him.
59:56Family ties. Family ties. Family ties.
59:56Family ties. Family ties. Family ties.
59:56Family ties. Family ties. Family ties.
59:58With Michael J. Fox? Yeah.
59:58With Michael J. Fox? Yeah.
59:58With Michael J. Fox? Yeah.
1:00:00Yeah. So that guy was headlining comedy clubs.
1:00:00Yeah. So that guy was headlining comedy clubs.
1:00:00Yeah. So that guy was headlining comedy clubs.
1:00:03Yeah. All over the place.
1:00:03Yeah. All over the place.
1:00:03Yeah. All over the place.
1:00:04This was like a bar in Delaware.
1:00:04This was like a bar in Delaware.
1:00:04This was like a bar in Delaware.
1:00:06This was not a glamorous gig.
1:00:06This was not a glamorous gig.
1:00:06This was not a glamorous gig.
1:00:08Whoa. It was bad. What year?
1:00:08Whoa. It was bad. What year?
1:00:08Whoa. It was bad. What year?
1:00:09This was, I was, I graduated college in 2009.
1:00:09This was, I was, I graduated college in 2009.
1:00:09This was, I was, I graduated college in 2009.
1:00:14It would have been, like, 2012, maybe.
1:00:14It would have been, like, 2012, maybe.
1:00:14It would have been, like, 2012, maybe.
1:00:17Mm. So this was, like, late, this was, like, late Screech, and the whole time
1:00:17Mm. So this was, like, late, this was, like, late Screech, and the whole time
1:00:17Mm. So this was, like, late, this was, like, late Screech, and the whole time
1:00:20he's on stage, people go, Screech, and he would just, it fucking made him so
1:00:20he's on stage, people go, Screech, and he would just, it fucking made him so
1:00:20he's on stage, people go, Screech, and he would just, it fucking made him so
1:00:24mad. But I remember, it was, it's a funny show, because I, it was supposed
1:00:24mad. But I remember, it was, it's a funny show, because I, it was supposed
1:00:24mad. But I remember, it was, it's a funny show, because I, it was supposed
1:00:28to be a lady, it was supposed to host, I was going to feature, it
1:00:28to be a lady, it was supposed to host, I was going to feature, it
1:00:28to be a lady, it was supposed to host, I was going to feature, it
1:00:31was going to be Screech as the headliner, and the guy who owned the venue
1:00:31was going to be Screech as the headliner, and the guy who owned the venue
1:00:31was going to be Screech as the headliner, and the guy who owned the venue
1:00:34just, like, wanted to fuck this lady so bad that he was like, hey, I'm
1:00:34just, like, wanted to fuck this lady so bad that he was like, hey, I'm
1:00:34just, like, wanted to fuck this lady so bad that he was like, hey, I'm
1:00:38letting that lady feature, you're going to host, and he was like, I'll pay you
1:00:38letting that lady feature, you're going to host, and he was like, I'll pay you
1:00:38letting that lady feature, you're going to host, and he was like, I'll pay you
1:00:41the same price, and I was like, yeah, whatever, I don't give a shit.
1:00:41the same price, and I was like, yeah, whatever, I don't give a shit.
1:00:41the same price, and I was like, yeah, whatever, I don't give a shit.
1:00:44So he paid me, and I had been, you know, I'd been doing stand -up
1:00:44So he paid me, and I had been, you know, I'd been doing stand -up
1:00:44So he paid me, and I had been, you know, I'd been doing stand -up
1:00:46for a couple years, so I was, like, kind of sharp, you know, especially for,
1:00:46for a couple years, so I was, like, kind of sharp, you know, especially for,
1:00:46for a couple years, so I was, like, kind of sharp, you know, especially for,
1:00:49like, that bar show, and this lady, I, he, he, she had never done stand
1:00:49like, that bar show, and this lady, I, he, he, she had never done stand
1:00:49like, that bar show, and this lady, I, he, he, she had never done stand
1:00:53-up before. This was her first time.
1:00:53-up before. This was her first time.
1:00:53-up before. This was her first time.
1:00:56This guy fucked her over, he thought he was doing something nice for her.
1:00:56This guy fucked her over, he thought he was doing something nice for her.
1:00:56This guy fucked her over, he thought he was doing something nice for her.
1:00:59She sat there for all the 20 minutes and read out of a giant notebook,
1:00:59She sat there for all the 20 minutes and read out of a giant notebook,
1:00:59She sat there for all the 20 minutes and read out of a giant notebook,
1:01:03and just fucking, like, completely, like, a first -time stand -up doing 20 minutes, completely
1:01:03and just fucking, like, completely, like, a first -time stand -up doing 20 minutes, completely
1:01:03and just fucking, like, completely, like, a first -time stand -up doing 20 minutes, completely
1:01:10bombed, and Screech was in the back with me, and he's like, how the fuck
1:01:10bombed, and Screech was in the back with me, and he's like, how the fuck
1:01:10bombed, and Screech was in the back with me, and he's like, how the fuck
1:01:13is this? I remember he was, like, bragging, being like, dude, they gave me eight
1:01:13is this? I remember he was, like, bragging, being like, dude, they gave me eight
1:01:13is this? I remember he was, like, bragging, being like, dude, they gave me eight
1:01:16grand, I don't give a fuck about this show.
1:01:16grand, I don't give a fuck about this show.
1:01:16grand, I don't give a fuck about this show.
1:01:18I knew a few guys who their girlfriend started doing comedy, and then their girlfriend
1:01:18I knew a few guys who their girlfriend started doing comedy, and then their girlfriend
1:01:18I knew a few guys who their girlfriend started doing comedy, and then their girlfriend
1:01:21started opening for them, and it was just wild.
1:01:21started opening for them, and it was just wild.
1:01:21started opening for them, and it was just wild.
1:01:26For her sake, you can't do that.
1:01:26For her sake, you can't do that.
1:01:26For her sake, you can't do that.
1:01:27No. That's such a bad idea.
1:01:27No. That's such a bad idea.
1:01:27No. That's such a bad idea.
1:01:29It's so crazy, and these guys were, like, competent headliners, so the people were coming
1:01:29It's so crazy, and these guys were, like, competent headliners, so the people were coming
1:01:29It's so crazy, and these guys were, like, competent headliners, so the people were coming
1:01:32to see them, they were excited.
1:01:32to see them, they were excited.
1:01:32to see them, they were excited.
1:01:33Hey, we're gonna go laugh, we're gonna go laugh, have a good time.
1:01:33Hey, we're gonna go laugh, we're gonna go laugh, have a good time.
1:01:33Hey, we're gonna go laugh, we're gonna go laugh, have a good time.
1:01:36Nope. No. You're gonna get tortured for 20 minutes before you get to laugh.
1:01:36Nope. No. You're gonna get tortured for 20 minutes before you get to laugh.
1:01:36Nope. No. You're gonna get tortured for 20 minutes before you get to laugh.
1:01:40Also, that's not gonna help him, either.
1:01:40Also, that's not gonna help him, either.
1:01:40Also, that's not gonna help him, either.
1:01:42She's gonna be furious. Like, it's...
1:01:42She's gonna be furious. Like, it's...
1:01:42She's gonna be furious. Like, it's...
1:01:44I don't know why people do that.
1:01:44I don't know why people do that.
1:01:44I don't know why people do that.
1:01:45You can't. Well, they wanna do it.
1:01:45You can't. Well, they wanna do it.
1:01:45You can't. Well, they wanna do it.
1:01:47Like, help me, help me.
1:01:47Like, help me, help me.
1:01:47Like, help me, help me.
1:01:48That's one thing that happens a lot with comedy couples.
1:01:48That's one thing that happens a lot with comedy couples.
1:01:48That's one thing that happens a lot with comedy couples.
1:01:51Like, one of the couples will help the other one write.
1:01:51Like, one of the couples will help the other one write.
1:01:51Like, one of the couples will help the other one write.
1:01:53Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay, writing's one thing, but, like...
1:01:53Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay, writing's one thing, but, like...
1:01:53Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay, writing's one thing, but, like...
1:01:56But that's why they wanna do it.
1:01:56But that's why they wanna do it.
1:01:56But that's why they wanna do it.
1:01:58It's like, they wanna hook up with a headliner, whether it's a guy or a
1:01:58It's like, they wanna hook up with a headliner, whether it's a guy or a
1:01:58It's like, they wanna hook up with a headliner, whether it's a guy or a
1:02:00girl. Yeah. You hook up with a headliner, he or she helps you with your
1:02:00girl. Yeah. You hook up with a headliner, he or she helps you with your
1:02:00girl. Yeah. You hook up with a headliner, he or she helps you with your
1:02:04act, and then you go back, and, you know...
1:02:04act, and then you go back, and, you know...
1:02:04act, and then you go back, and, you know...
1:02:07It's also impossible, though, because if you're dating a comic, and then you book your
1:02:07It's also impossible, though, because if you're dating a comic, and then you book your
1:02:07It's also impossible, though, because if you're dating a comic, and then you book your
1:02:11own opener, you can't be like, ah, next time, I got you next time.
1:02:11own opener, you can't be like, ah, next time, I got you next time.
1:02:11own opener, you can't be like, ah, next time, I got you next time.
1:02:14You know, you have to flat out be like, no, I'm not, you're not doing
1:02:14You know, you have to flat out be like, no, I'm not, you're not doing
1:02:14You know, you have to flat out be like, no, I'm not, you're not doing
1:02:17this. Right. And then you break up.
1:02:17this. Right. And then you break up.
1:02:17this. Right. And then you break up.
1:02:19Yeah. Yeah. But if you really care about their comedy, you'd be like, bro, you
1:02:19Yeah. Yeah. But if you really care about their comedy, you'd be like, bro, you
1:02:19Yeah. Yeah. But if you really care about their comedy, you'd be like, bro, you
1:02:23gotta go to the open mics and, you know.
1:02:23gotta go to the open mics and, you know.
1:02:23gotta go to the open mics and, you know.
1:02:25Yeah, doing it in front of a sold -out show when you're just starting out
1:02:25Yeah, doing it in front of a sold -out show when you're just starting out
1:02:25Yeah, doing it in front of a sold -out show when you're just starting out
1:02:29is a crazy idea. I couldn't imagine.
1:02:29is a crazy idea. I couldn't imagine.
1:02:29is a crazy idea. I couldn't imagine.
1:02:31I literally couldn't imagine. It would have messed me up.
1:02:31I literally couldn't imagine. It would have messed me up.
1:02:31I literally couldn't imagine. It would have messed me up.
1:02:34Well, that's why I killed Tony so nuts.
1:02:34Well, that's why I killed Tony so nuts.
1:02:34Well, that's why I killed Tony so nuts.
1:02:36Yeah. There are people who have gone on for their first time ever in Madison
1:02:36Yeah. There are people who have gone on for their first time ever in Madison
1:02:36Yeah. There are people who have gone on for their first time ever in Madison
1:02:42Square Garden to a sold -out arena of 16 ,000 people.
1:02:42Square Garden to a sold -out arena of 16 ,000 people.
1:02:42Square Garden to a sold -out arena of 16 ,000 people.
1:02:47Oh. And then it's filmed for, what, like a couple million people?
1:02:47Oh. And then it's filmed for, what, like a couple million people?
1:02:47Oh. And then it's filmed for, what, like a couple million people?
1:02:51Millions. Millions of people. You're out there eating dick.
1:02:51Millions. Millions of people. You're out there eating dick.
1:02:51Millions. Millions of people. You're out there eating dick.
1:02:54That must feel crazy waking up the next morning.
1:02:54That must feel crazy waking up the next morning.
1:02:54That must feel crazy waking up the next morning.
1:02:57Yeah, just like if you go to sleep.
1:02:57Yeah, just like if you go to sleep.
1:02:57Yeah, just like if you go to sleep.
1:02:59Yeah, true. Let's imagine that you can go to sleep.
1:02:59Yeah, true. Let's imagine that you can go to sleep.
1:02:59Yeah, true. Let's imagine that you can go to sleep.
1:03:01If I flub a word, I don't go to sleep.
1:03:01If I flub a word, I don't go to sleep.
1:03:01If I flub a word, I don't go to sleep.
1:03:04They can go to sleep after that?
1:03:04They can go to sleep after that?
1:03:04They can go to sleep after that?
1:03:06Yeah, you're essentially filming a one -minute special the first time you do it.
1:03:06Yeah, you're essentially filming a one -minute special the first time you do it.
1:03:06Yeah, you're essentially filming a one -minute special the first time you do it.
1:03:11On Netflix. God damn. Or on YouTube.
1:03:11On Netflix. God damn. Or on YouTube.
1:03:11On Netflix. God damn. Or on YouTube.
1:03:16I mean, both of them are getting fucking millions of views.
1:03:16I mean, both of them are getting fucking millions of views.
1:03:16I mean, both of them are getting fucking millions of views.
1:03:18I know. Dude, I'd be so scared to do that.
1:03:18I know. Dude, I'd be so scared to do that.
1:03:18I know. Dude, I'd be so scared to do that.
1:03:23People who can do that, I'm like, that's amazing.
1:03:23People who can do that, I'm like, that's amazing.
1:03:23People who can do that, I'm like, that's amazing.
1:03:26They go out there and do - They're crazy.
1:03:26They go out there and do - They're crazy.
1:03:26They go out there and do - They're crazy.
1:03:27True. True. I know. That's actually true.
1:03:27True. True. I know. That's actually true.
1:03:27True. True. I know. That's actually true.
1:03:31Some of the people, when you're interviewing them after they do the set, like, I
1:03:31Some of the people, when you're interviewing them after they do the set, like, I
1:03:31Some of the people, when you're interviewing them after they do the set, like, I
1:03:36go, does this guy been screened?
1:03:36go, does this guy been screened?
1:03:36go, does this guy been screened?
1:03:38Do we need to make sure he doesn't have a fucking knife on him?
1:03:38Do we need to make sure he doesn't have a fucking knife on him?
1:03:38Do we need to make sure he doesn't have a fucking knife on him?
1:03:40They do need that airport fucking thing, man.
1:03:40They do need that airport fucking thing, man.
1:03:40They do need that airport fucking thing, man.
1:03:42Yeah, oh, 100%. Some of these people are out of their fucking mind.
1:03:42Yeah, oh, 100%. Some of these people are out of their fucking mind.
1:03:42Yeah, oh, 100%. Some of these people are out of their fucking mind.
1:03:45I always wanted to hang in the bar, like the holding tank where everyone is,
1:03:45I always wanted to hang in the bar, like the holding tank where everyone is,
1:03:45I always wanted to hang in the bar, like the holding tank where everyone is,
1:03:48because that's got to be the craziest vibe in there.
1:03:48because that's got to be the craziest vibe in there.
1:03:48because that's got to be the craziest vibe in there.
1:03:51Well, you remember open mic nights.
1:03:51Well, you remember open mic nights.
1:03:51Well, you remember open mic nights.
1:03:53Yeah, true. Open mic night at the comedy store in particular was always so nuts.
1:03:53Yeah, true. Open mic night at the comedy store in particular was always so nuts.
1:03:53Yeah, true. Open mic night at the comedy store in particular was always so nuts.
1:03:58Yeah. It was just a complete lunatic asylum.
1:03:58Yeah. It was just a complete lunatic asylum.
1:03:58Yeah. It was just a complete lunatic asylum.
1:04:01For realists, dude. There was this one guy, Robert William Apervaya, and he would come
1:04:01For realists, dude. There was this one guy, Robert William Apervaya, and he would come
1:04:01For realists, dude. There was this one guy, Robert William Apervaya, and he would come
1:04:06there everywhere. He was a really nice guy.
1:04:06there everywhere. He was a really nice guy.
1:04:06there everywhere. He was a really nice guy.
1:04:08And all of his act was about marijuana, and he, at one point in time,
1:04:08And all of his act was about marijuana, and he, at one point in time,
1:04:08And all of his act was about marijuana, and he, at one point in time,
1:04:13was a lawyer, and then, I guess, blew a fuse, and then just was doing
1:04:13was a lawyer, and then, I guess, blew a fuse, and then just was doing
1:04:13was a lawyer, and then, I guess, blew a fuse, and then just was doing
1:04:19comedy, but he would walk from downtown.
1:04:19comedy, but he would walk from downtown.
1:04:19comedy, but he would walk from downtown.
1:04:21He lived in a flop house in downtown, and it would take him hours.
1:04:21He lived in a flop house in downtown, and it would take him hours.
1:04:21He lived in a flop house in downtown, and it would take him hours.
1:04:25He would walk from downtown to the comedy store, and when it rained out, the
1:04:25He would walk from downtown to the comedy store, and when it rained out, the
1:04:25He would walk from downtown to the comedy store, and when it rained out, the
1:04:29way he would deal with the rain is he would take plastic grocery bags and
1:04:29way he would deal with the rain is he would take plastic grocery bags and
1:04:29way he would deal with the rain is he would take plastic grocery bags and
1:04:34tuck them inside of all of his clothing, so he'd wrap them around his body.
1:04:34tuck them inside of all of his clothing, so he'd wrap them around his body.
1:04:34tuck them inside of all of his clothing, so he'd wrap them around his body.
1:04:39So he had his clothing on the outside and these plastic bags all over his
1:04:39So he had his clothing on the outside and these plastic bags all over his
1:04:39So he had his clothing on the outside and these plastic bags all over his
1:04:45body. That's so fucking funny.
1:04:45body. That's so fucking funny.
1:04:45body. That's so fucking funny.
1:04:47The clothes were on the outside?
1:04:47The clothes were on the outside?
1:04:47The clothes were on the outside?
1:04:49Yeah. So he let his clothes get wet, but his body would be dry.
1:04:49Yeah. So he let his clothes get wet, but his body would be dry.
1:04:49Yeah. So he let his clothes get wet, but his body would be dry.
1:04:51Well, he couldn't figure out how to put it all outside of him.
1:04:51Well, he couldn't figure out how to put it all outside of him.
1:04:51Well, he couldn't figure out how to put it all outside of him.
1:04:54So his solution was just cover his skin and keep him from getting wet and
1:04:54So his solution was just cover his skin and keep him from getting wet and
1:04:54So his solution was just cover his skin and keep him from getting wet and
1:04:59cold, which I guess would work.
1:04:59cold, which I guess would work.
1:04:59cold, which I guess would work.
1:05:00It'd probably keep you sweaty, too.
1:05:00It'd probably keep you sweaty, too.
1:05:00It'd probably keep you sweaty, too.
1:05:01Yeah, you'd sweat, yeah. Yeah.
1:05:01Yeah, you'd sweat, yeah. Yeah.
1:05:01Yeah, you'd sweat, yeah. Yeah.
1:05:03So he was like a staple, and he would go there every night, late at
1:05:03So he was like a staple, and he would go there every night, late at
1:05:03So he was like a staple, and he would go there every night, late at
1:05:07night, and he would be like one of the last guys up at open mic
1:05:07night, and he would be like one of the last guys up at open mic
1:05:07night, and he would be like one of the last guys up at open mic
1:05:10night every week. Whoa. Yeah, and it just was insane.
1:05:10night every week. Whoa. Yeah, and it just was insane.
1:05:10night every week. Whoa. Yeah, and it just was insane.
1:05:13Like, you couldn't shake your hand, couldn't touch him.
1:05:13Like, you couldn't shake your hand, couldn't touch him.
1:05:13Like, you couldn't shake your hand, couldn't touch him.
1:05:16He was always nervous that everybody hated him, and so he'd be scared, and I
1:05:16He was always nervous that everybody hated him, and so he'd be scared, and I
1:05:16He was always nervous that everybody hated him, and so he'd be scared, and I
1:05:19became friends with him, so he was cool with me.
1:05:19became friends with him, so he was cool with me.
1:05:19became friends with him, so he was cool with me.
1:05:22I'd talk to him, but one time I'd try to give him knuckles.
1:05:22I'd talk to him, but one time I'd try to give him knuckles.
1:05:22I'd talk to him, but one time I'd try to give him knuckles.
1:05:24I'm like, sorry, I forgot.
1:05:24I'm like, sorry, I forgot.
1:05:24I'm like, sorry, I forgot.
1:05:26He just wouldn't. Yeah. He would mumble and look at the ground, like, sorry.
1:05:26He just wouldn't. Yeah. He would mumble and look at the ground, like, sorry.
1:05:26He just wouldn't. Yeah. He would mumble and look at the ground, like, sorry.
1:05:31Yeah. He was legitimately cooked.
1:05:31Yeah. He was legitimately cooked.
1:05:31Yeah. He was legitimately cooked.
1:05:33Yeah, he was whacked. Whatever was going on.
1:05:33Yeah, he was whacked. Whatever was going on.
1:05:33Yeah, he was whacked. Whatever was going on.
1:05:35Ah, fuck. Yeah. But he was a lawyer.
1:05:35Ah, fuck. Yeah. But he was a lawyer.
1:05:35Ah, fuck. Yeah. But he was a lawyer.
1:05:38And he just blew a fuse.
1:05:38And he just blew a fuse.
1:05:38And he just blew a fuse.
1:05:40Jesus Christ. It happens. Yeah, it does.
1:05:40Jesus Christ. It happens. Yeah, it does.
1:05:40Jesus Christ. It happens. Yeah, it does.
1:05:43Now, you forget, well, at least I did, because doing the open mics, it is
1:05:43Now, you forget, well, at least I did, because doing the open mics, it is
1:05:43Now, you forget, well, at least I did, because doing the open mics, it is
1:05:48like a complete freak factory.
1:05:48like a complete freak factory.
1:05:48like a complete freak factory.
1:05:49A freak factory. But you're, like, it's steeped in that so much for years.
1:05:49A freak factory. But you're, like, it's steeped in that so much for years.
1:05:49A freak factory. But you're, like, it's steeped in that so much for years.
1:05:54And then I remember, like, when I finally stopped going to open mics all the
1:05:54And then I remember, like, when I finally stopped going to open mics all the
1:05:54And then I remember, like, when I finally stopped going to open mics all the
1:05:57time, I was still in Philly, and I, like, just took a break from the
1:05:57time, I was still in Philly, and I, like, just took a break from the
1:05:57time, I was still in Philly, and I, like, just took a break from the
1:06:00open mics. I would go do shows, and I was like, let me go to
1:06:00open mics. I would go do shows, and I was like, let me go to
1:06:00open mics. I would go do shows, and I was like, let me go to
1:06:03the open mic. It had been, like, six months, and I was like, I'll go
1:06:03the open mic. It had been, like, six months, and I was like, I'll go
1:06:03the open mic. It had been, like, six months, and I was like, I'll go
1:06:05to one, try stuff out.
1:06:05to one, try stuff out.
1:06:05to one, try stuff out.
1:06:06I, like, got in, you know, I'm sitting behind the area.
1:06:06I, like, got in, you know, I'm sitting behind the area.
1:06:06I, like, got in, you know, I'm sitting behind the area.
1:06:09I was in, like, Philly Helium, just sitting there at the open mic.
1:06:09I was in, like, Philly Helium, just sitting there at the open mic.
1:06:09I was in, like, Philly Helium, just sitting there at the open mic.
1:06:11Like, and I just got, like, right away, guys, like, dude, look at me, fucking,
1:06:11Like, and I just got, like, right away, guys, like, dude, look at me, fucking,
1:06:11Like, and I just got, like, right away, guys, like, dude, look at me, fucking,
1:06:14and it was just, like, all these people, like, oh, this was, like, the worst
1:06:14and it was just, like, all these people, like, oh, this was, like, the worst
1:06:14and it was just, like, all these people, like, oh, this was, like, the worst
1:06:17environment you can possibly be in.
1:06:17environment you can possibly be in.
1:06:17environment you can possibly be in.
1:06:19Yeah. It was just, everyone was like, this guy's a fucking piece of shit.
1:06:19Yeah. It was just, everyone was like, this guy's a fucking piece of shit.
1:06:19Yeah. It was just, everyone was like, this guy's a fucking piece of shit.
1:06:21I hate this guy. And everyone was so fucking angry, and just, everyone's so charged
1:06:21I hate this guy. And everyone was so fucking angry, and just, everyone's so charged
1:06:21I hate this guy. And everyone was so fucking angry, and just, everyone's so charged
1:06:25on adrenaline all the time.
1:06:25on adrenaline all the time.
1:06:25on adrenaline all the time.
1:06:27They're also, like, on the outside of this thing that they want to do, this
1:06:27They're also, like, on the outside of this thing that they want to do, this
1:06:27They're also, like, on the outside of this thing that they want to do, this
1:06:31dream, and they get to try it.
1:06:31dream, and they get to try it.
1:06:31dream, and they get to try it.
1:06:34Like, a regular person with no training, no schooling, no nothing.
1:06:34Like, a regular person with no training, no schooling, no nothing.
1:06:34Like, a regular person with no training, no schooling, no nothing.
1:06:39Yeah. You get to stand on that stage with a microphone.
1:06:39Yeah. You get to stand on that stage with a microphone.
1:06:39Yeah. You get to stand on that stage with a microphone.
1:06:42I went down a rabbit hole the other night, and I was watching open mic
1:06:42I went down a rabbit hole the other night, and I was watching open mic
1:06:42I went down a rabbit hole the other night, and I was watching open mic
1:06:45nights from Long Island. Oh, fuck, dude.
1:06:45nights from Long Island. Oh, fuck, dude.
1:06:45nights from Long Island. Oh, fuck, dude.
1:06:49It was so crazy. That would be fun, though.
1:06:49It was so crazy. That would be fun, though.
1:06:49It was so crazy. That would be fun, though.
1:06:53It's so crazy watching someone that definitely shouldn't be doing comedy, that's trying comedy for
1:06:53It's so crazy watching someone that definitely shouldn't be doing comedy, that's trying comedy for
1:06:53It's so crazy watching someone that definitely shouldn't be doing comedy, that's trying comedy for
1:06:58the first time. Yeah. And I was, you know, it was one of those dumb
1:06:58the first time. Yeah. And I was, you know, it was one of those dumb
1:06:58the first time. Yeah. And I was, you know, it was one of those dumb
1:07:02things. It was, like, midnight.
1:07:02things. It was, like, midnight.
1:07:02things. It was, like, midnight.
1:07:03Like, well, let me see.
1:07:03Like, well, let me see.
1:07:03Like, well, let me see.
1:07:06And they have a film.
1:07:06And they have a film.
1:07:06And they have a film.
1:07:07It's all kinds of stuff.
1:07:07It's all kinds of stuff.
1:07:07It's all kinds of stuff.
1:07:09Basically, you can find anything online.
1:07:09Basically, you can find anything online.
1:07:09Basically, you can find anything online.
1:07:11And I started watching. I can only watch for so long that I get anxiety,
1:07:11And I started watching. I can only watch for so long that I get anxiety,
1:07:11And I started watching. I can only watch for so long that I get anxiety,
1:07:16and I have to shut it off.
1:07:16and I have to shut it off.
1:07:16and I have to shut it off.
1:07:17That was, like, when you do open mics, and you finally do, like, a showcase,
1:07:17That was, like, when you do open mics, and you finally do, like, a showcase,
1:07:17That was, like, when you do open mics, and you finally do, like, a showcase,
1:07:20and you invite your friends or your family to watch, and they're just like, what
1:07:20and you invite your friends or your family to watch, and they're just like, what
1:07:20and you invite your friends or your family to watch, and they're just like, what
1:07:23the fuck are you doing?
1:07:23the fuck are you doing?
1:07:23the fuck are you doing?
1:07:24Who are these people? You're like, they're my friends.
1:07:24Who are these people? You're like, they're my friends.
1:07:24Who are these people? You're like, they're my friends.
1:07:27I brought some of my friends for the first time I ever went on stage.
1:07:27I brought some of my friends for the first time I ever went on stage.
1:07:27I brought some of my friends for the first time I ever went on stage.
1:07:31I didn't want to do it by myself.
1:07:31I didn't want to do it by myself.
1:07:31I didn't want to do it by myself.
1:07:32That was the opposite. I didn't want anyone to see me for a long time.
1:07:32That was the opposite. I didn't want anyone to see me for a long time.
1:07:32That was the opposite. I didn't want anyone to see me for a long time.
1:07:37Yeah. And I did a show one time, because I have a big family, so
1:07:37Yeah. And I did a show one time, because I have a big family, so
1:07:37Yeah. And I did a show one time, because I have a big family, so
1:07:39I did a show, and there's this place, the Raven Lounge in Philly.
1:07:39I did a show, and there's this place, the Raven Lounge in Philly.
1:07:39I did a show, and there's this place, the Raven Lounge in Philly.
1:07:41It was, like, awesome, like, when we started.
1:07:41It was, like, awesome, like, when we started.
1:07:41It was, like, awesome, like, when we started.
1:07:43It was a tiny little black box thing on the top of a bar.
1:07:43It was a tiny little black box thing on the top of a bar.
1:07:43It was a tiny little black box thing on the top of a bar.
1:07:46It fit maybe, like, 25 people.
1:07:46It fit maybe, like, 25 people.
1:07:46It fit maybe, like, 25 people.
1:07:48And I have a big family, so I finally was like, all right, I'm going
1:07:48And I have a big family, so I finally was like, all right, I'm going
1:07:48And I have a big family, so I finally was like, all right, I'm going
1:07:51to invite my family out.
1:07:51to invite my family out.
1:07:51to invite my family out.
1:07:52Dude, I remember I was on stage, and I knew, like, 17 out of the
1:07:52Dude, I remember I was on stage, and I knew, like, 17 out of the
1:07:52Dude, I remember I was on stage, and I knew, like, 17 out of the
1:07:5525 people, and I was like, dude, fucking kill me right now.
1:07:5525 people, and I was like, dude, fucking kill me right now.
1:07:5525 people, and I was like, dude, fucking kill me right now.
1:07:58This sucks. And they're staring at you like this?
1:07:58This sucks. And they're staring at you like this?
1:07:58This sucks. And they're staring at you like this?
1:08:00Yeah, I saw my aunt in the front, and it's, like, looking at me, and
1:08:00Yeah, I saw my aunt in the front, and it's, like, looking at me, and
1:08:00Yeah, I saw my aunt in the front, and it's, like, looking at me, and
1:08:02I was like, no. Watching you choke, watching you bomb, oh.
1:08:02I was like, no. Watching you choke, watching you bomb, oh.
1:08:02I was like, no. Watching you choke, watching you bomb, oh.
1:08:09For them. They were the audience.
1:08:09For them. They were the audience.
1:08:09For them. They were the audience.
1:08:10I'm like, fuck. It's what, that's, you know, the only way.
1:08:10I'm like, fuck. It's what, that's, you know, the only way.
1:08:10I'm like, fuck. It's what, that's, you know, the only way.
1:08:15It's like, I know some people that have taken comedy classes, and then that has
1:08:15It's like, I know some people that have taken comedy classes, and then that has
1:08:15It's like, I know some people that have taken comedy classes, and then that has
1:08:20kind of got them into stand -up.
1:08:20kind of got them into stand -up.
1:08:20kind of got them into stand -up.
1:08:22Yeah, that's, dude. There's just a function of comedy classes, and that function is, like,
1:08:22Yeah, that's, dude. There's just a function of comedy classes, and that function is, like,
1:08:22Yeah, that's, dude. There's just a function of comedy classes, and that function is, like,
1:08:27it gets you to try it.
1:08:27it gets you to try it.
1:08:27it gets you to try it.
1:08:28I don't think anybody, maybe there's a few people out there that are, like, legit
1:08:28I don't think anybody, maybe there's a few people out there that are, like, legit
1:08:28I don't think anybody, maybe there's a few people out there that are, like, legit
1:08:33comics that are teaching them.
1:08:33comics that are teaching them.
1:08:33comics that are teaching them.
1:08:34but for the most part not how so we had a comedy class at helium
1:08:34but for the most part not how so we had a comedy class at helium
1:08:34but for the most part not how so we had a comedy class at helium
1:08:39there and the thing was if you won if you took the comedy class to
1:08:39there and the thing was if you won if you took the comedy class to
1:08:39there and the thing was if you won if you took the comedy class to
1:08:43get let you in the comedy classes contest then you can compete with the other
1:08:43get let you in the comedy classes contest then you can compete with the other
1:08:43get let you in the comedy classes contest then you can compete with the other
1:08:47people in the class and if you won that you got the hosting gig at
1:08:47people in the class and if you won that you got the hosting gig at
1:08:47people in the class and if you won that you got the hosting gig at
1:08:49helium and it was it was a sweet deal but it was so hard to
1:08:49helium and it was it was a sweet deal but it was so hard to
1:08:49helium and it was it was a sweet deal but it was so hard to
1:08:53get into helium so i had done stand -up for a while i took time
1:08:53get into helium so i had done stand -up for a while i took time
1:08:53get into helium so i had done stand -up for a while i took time
1:08:55off and i got back into it i was like fuck it i'm taking that
1:08:55off and i got back into it i was like fuck it i'm taking that
1:08:55off and i got back into it i was like fuck it i'm taking that
1:08:58comedy class i'm gonna try to fast track myself into host so i won the
1:08:58comedy class i'm gonna try to fast track myself into host so i won the
1:08:58comedy class i'm gonna try to fast track myself into host so i won the
1:09:01comedy class contest and and then i got into philly's funniest when i won philly's
1:09:01comedy class contest and and then i got into philly's funniest when i won philly's
1:09:01comedy class contest and and then i got into philly's funniest when i won philly's
1:09:05funniest i got you know they're like the improv theater across the street was like
1:09:05funniest i got you know they're like the improv theater across the street was like
1:09:05funniest i got you know they're like the improv theater across the street was like
1:09:10we'll let you host a comedy class and we'll give you like 35 bucks an
1:09:10we'll let you host a comedy class and we'll give you like 35 bucks an
1:09:10we'll let you host a comedy class and we'll give you like 35 bucks an
1:09:13hour dude i had like no health care i had nothing i was like absolutely
1:09:13hour dude i had like no health care i had nothing i was like absolutely
1:09:13hour dude i had like no health care i had nothing i was like absolutely
1:09:17let's do it so i i had a comedy class and they showed up and
1:09:17let's do it so i i had a comedy class and they showed up and
1:09:17let's do it so i i had a comedy class and they showed up and
1:09:20i was like all right never take a comedy class ever again i was like
1:09:20i was like all right never take a comedy class ever again i was like
1:09:20i was like all right never take a comedy class ever again i was like
1:09:24don't ever do this ever again this is so dumb you guys did this but
1:09:24don't ever do this ever again this is so dumb you guys did this but
1:09:24don't ever do this ever again this is so dumb you guys did this but
1:09:27we're just gonna run this as an open mic and i was like get up
1:09:27we're just gonna run this as an open mic and i was like get up
1:09:27we're just gonna run this as an open mic and i was like get up
1:09:29there and i had them all go up and just do like five you know
1:09:29there and i had them all go up and just do like five you know
1:09:29there and i had them all go up and just do like five you know
1:09:31i just it was just an open mic well that'll work yeah that's what i
1:09:31i just it was just an open mic well that'll work yeah that's what i
1:09:31i just it was just an open mic well that'll work yeah that's what i
1:09:34try to tell something yeah that's what i try to tell them but i i
1:09:34try to tell something yeah that's what i try to tell them but i i
1:09:34try to tell something yeah that's what i try to tell them but i i
1:09:37the one i was at was like real sketchy man it was very much like
1:09:37the one i was at was like real sketchy man it was very much like
1:09:37the one i was at was like real sketchy man it was very much like
1:09:41i'm about to blow up i'm taking you guys with me this is how it's
1:09:41i'm about to blow up i'm taking you guys with me this is how it's
1:09:41i'm about to blow up i'm taking you guys with me this is how it's
1:09:44done and you get out of it and you go this motherfucker bro like i
1:09:44done and you get out of it and you go this motherfucker bro like i
1:09:44done and you get out of it and you go this motherfucker bro like i
1:09:48got deals in development blah blah blah it was fucking bullshit there's so many of
1:09:48got deals in development blah blah blah it was fucking bullshit there's so many of
1:09:48got deals in development blah blah blah it was fucking bullshit there's so many of
1:09:52those guys i i got blacklisted from helium because they found out i had a
1:09:52those guys i i got blacklisted from helium because they found out i had a
1:09:52those guys i i got blacklisted from helium because they found out i had a
1:09:55comedy class which wasn't even a it was a fake comedy class i just wanted
1:09:55comedy class which wasn't even a it was a fake comedy class i just wanted
1:09:55comedy class which wasn't even a it was a fake comedy class i just wanted
1:09:58the money for it and uh did you try to tell them yeah i told
1:09:58the money for it and uh did you try to tell them yeah i told
1:09:58the money for it and uh did you try to tell them yeah i told
1:10:01the owner i was like bro what are you doing he's like look man just
1:10:01the owner i was like bro what are you doing he's like look man just
1:10:01the owner i was like bro what are you doing he's like look man just
1:10:03chill and i was like i was like can i do the open mic still
1:10:03chill and i was like i was like can i do the open mic still
1:10:03chill and i was like i was like can i do the open mic still
1:10:05he's like you can do the open mic and the guy found out i was
1:10:05he's like you can do the open mic and the guy found out i was
1:10:05he's like you can do the open mic and the guy found out i was
1:10:07on the open mic and they booted me off that for like a month oh
1:10:07on the open mic and they booted me off that for like a month oh
1:10:07on the open mic and they booted me off that for like a month oh
1:10:10my god he was out for blood i called him like what the fuck because
1:10:10my god he was out for blood i called him like what the fuck because
1:10:10my god he was out for blood i called him like what the fuck because
1:10:13i knew this guy i'm like what the fuck are you doing he's like well
1:10:13i knew this guy i'm like what the fuck are you doing he's like well
1:10:13i knew this guy i'm like what the fuck are you doing he's like well
1:10:15i didn't call them i'm like okay you know it's like it's a big thing
1:10:15i didn't call them i'm like okay you know it's like it's a big thing
1:10:15i didn't call them i'm like okay you know it's like it's a big thing
1:10:18but well there was talk when they were the same people on cap city here
1:10:18but well there was talk when they were the same people on cap city here
1:10:18but well there was talk when they were the same people on cap city here
1:10:22now there was talk that if you headline there you couldn't do my club for
1:10:22now there was talk that if you headline there you couldn't do my club for
1:10:22now there was talk that if you headline there you couldn't do my club for
1:10:26three months it's crazy and i was like come on guys why i go i
1:10:26three months it's crazy and i was like come on guys why i go i
1:10:26three months it's crazy and i was like come on guys why i go i
1:10:31i said to him i'm like i'll if you if one of my friends is
1:10:31i said to him i'm like i'll if you if one of my friends is
1:10:31i said to him i'm like i'll if you if one of my friends is
1:10:34at your club i'm like i'll tweet about it like i don't i don't want
1:10:34at your club i'm like i'll tweet about it like i don't i don't want
1:10:34at your club i'm like i'll tweet about it like i don't i don't want
1:10:38this to be competition there's plenty of comedians and there's plenty of audience members for
1:10:38this to be competition there's plenty of comedians and there's plenty of audience members for
1:10:38this to be competition there's plenty of comedians and there's plenty of audience members for
1:10:43everybody that's silly also everyone's gonna be fine i just yeah that's such that's insane
1:10:43everybody that's silly also everyone's gonna be fine i just yeah that's such that's insane
1:10:43everybody that's silly also everyone's gonna be fine i just yeah that's such that's insane
1:10:47that's crazy yeah i don't like that young guy coming up you're banning him from
1:10:47that's crazy yeah i don't like that young guy coming up you're banning him from
1:10:47that's crazy yeah i don't like that young guy coming up you're banning him from
1:10:51the club because he's hosting a comedy class for money yeah it was it was
1:10:51the club because he's hosting a comedy class for money yeah it was it was
1:10:51the club because he's hosting a comedy class for money yeah it was it was
1:10:55kind of it was nonsense now you know that comedy class is probably going to
1:10:55kind of it was nonsense now you know that comedy class is probably going to
1:10:55kind of it was nonsense now you know that comedy class is probably going to
1:10:59lead more people to your club like it's all feeds off of itself i know
1:10:59lead more people to your club like it's all feeds off of itself i know
1:10:59lead more people to your club like it's all feeds off of itself i know
1:11:03and it was literally like well you know maybe the word got out that i
1:11:03and it was literally like well you know maybe the word got out that i
1:11:03and it was literally like well you know maybe the word got out that i
1:11:05was like never take a comedy class ever again why did philly have a guy
1:11:05was like never take a comedy class ever again why did philly have a guy
1:11:05was like never take a comedy class ever again why did philly have a guy
1:11:09did appealing have a class that was the class i took i took a class
1:11:09did appealing have a class that was the class i took i took a class
1:11:09did appealing have a class that was the class i took i took a class
1:11:12that's right because i wanted to fast track myself to the host otherwise you had
1:11:12that's right because i wanted to fast track myself to the host otherwise you had
1:11:12that's right because i wanted to fast track myself to the host otherwise you had
1:11:16to do philly's funniest and then yeah so i was like i completely gamed it
1:11:16to do philly's funniest and then yeah so i was like i completely gamed it
1:11:16to do philly's funniest and then yeah so i was like i completely gamed it
1:11:20and i was like fuck it because these were like people who'd never done it
1:11:20and i was like fuck it because these were like people who'd never done it
1:11:20and i was like fuck it because these were like people who'd never done it
1:11:22before i'd done it for years so i just went and did the class so
1:11:22before i'd done it for years so i just went and did the class so
1:11:22before i'd done it for years so i just went and did the class so
1:11:24i could do the contest do you ever go back and think about people that
1:11:24i could do the contest do you ever go back and think about people that
1:11:24i could do the contest do you ever go back and think about people that
1:11:27you knew in the early days and you're like i thought they were gonna make
1:11:27you knew in the early days and you're like i thought they were gonna make
1:11:27you knew in the early days and you're like i thought they were gonna make
1:11:30it steak is an investing platform that stands for ambition for those who know they
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1:11:40it's what leads bands to make new music chefs to open restaurants and surfers to
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1:11:59is not financial advice yeah there's a couple people that i was like this guy's
1:11:59is not financial advice yeah there's a couple people that i was like this guy's
1:11:59is not financial advice yeah there's a couple people that i was like this guy's
1:12:04like a celebrity yeah like he's he's got it and it's just like i don't
1:12:04like a celebrity yeah like he's he's got it and it's just like i don't
1:12:04like a celebrity yeah like he's he's got it and it's just like i don't
1:12:07know what happened they're just kind of like they're i guess i don't know it's
1:12:07know what happened they're just kind of like they're i guess i don't know it's
1:12:07know what happened they're just kind of like they're i guess i don't know it's
1:12:10weird it is weird there's a few people that i started out with i'm like
1:12:10weird it is weird there's a few people that i started out with i'm like
1:12:10weird it is weird there's a few people that i started out with i'm like
1:12:13damn this dude's talented like there's something there oh no yeah i know it's funny
1:12:13damn this dude's talented like there's something there oh no yeah i know it's funny
1:12:13damn this dude's talented like there's something there oh no yeah i know it's funny
1:12:18you said that i'm like i don't think so then i'm like oh yeah there
1:12:18you said that i'm like i don't think so then i'm like oh yeah there
1:12:18you said that i'm like i don't think so then i'm like oh yeah there
1:12:20was definitely at least one if not like two or three that i yeah they
1:12:20was definitely at least one if not like two or three that i yeah they
1:12:20was definitely at least one if not like two or three that i yeah they
1:12:23would come they would do this but they were this guy was always on his
1:12:23would come they would do this but they were this guy was always on his
1:12:23would come they would do this but they were this guy was always on his
1:12:26own time he would like show up late just walk on like it was i
1:12:26own time he would like show up late just walk on like it was i
1:12:26own time he would like show up late just walk on like it was i
1:12:30think there's some people you just can't keep into like a thing at all but
1:12:30think there's some people you just can't keep into like a thing at all but
1:12:30think there's some people you just can't keep into like a thing at all but
1:12:33their personalities are like magnetic yeah there's some people that for whatever reason they never
1:12:33their personalities are like magnetic yeah there's some people that for whatever reason they never
1:12:33their personalities are like magnetic yeah there's some people that for whatever reason they never
1:12:38figure out how to make a living at it yeah they never like and then
1:12:38figure out how to make a living at it yeah they never like and then
1:12:38figure out how to make a living at it yeah they never like and then
1:12:42they get bored with it or they get frustrated or something i there's yeah i
1:12:42they get bored with it or they get frustrated or something i there's yeah i
1:12:42they get bored with it or they get frustrated or something i there's yeah i
1:12:46couldn't imagine just a bit like the there was i'd see people go who would
1:12:46couldn't imagine just a bit like the there was i'd see people go who would
1:12:46couldn't imagine just a bit like the there was i'd see people go who would
1:12:50like and everyone bombs when you're starting out at open mics but there are people
1:12:50like and everyone bombs when you're starting out at open mics but there are people
1:12:50like and everyone bombs when you're starting out at open mics but there are people
1:12:53that bomb every time for like years and they keep doing it and you're like
1:12:53that bomb every time for like years and they keep doing it and you're like
1:12:53that bomb every time for like years and they keep doing it and you're like
1:12:57bro how are you how are you alive how are you doing this i would
1:12:57bro how are you how are you alive how are you doing this i would
1:12:57bro how are you how are you alive how are you doing this i would
1:13:01have one bad set i'm like i'm gonna kill myself dude i hate this some
1:13:01have one bad set i'm like i'm gonna kill myself dude i hate this some
1:13:01have one bad set i'm like i'm gonna kill myself dude i hate this some
1:13:05people just don't see it and that's also they don't address it and that's also
1:13:05people just don't see it and that's also they don't address it and that's also
1:13:05people just don't see it and that's also they don't address it and that's also
1:13:09where they don't get any better they don't have any self -awareness yeah that could
1:13:09where they don't get any better they don't have any self -awareness yeah that could
1:13:09where they don't get any better they don't have any self -awareness yeah that could
1:13:13be it and their perception of how people see them is distorted yeah you know
1:13:13be it and their perception of how people see them is distorted yeah you know
1:13:13be it and their perception of how people see them is distorted yeah you know
1:13:18no that's kind of scary actually yeah you want to put blinders up it's pretty
1:13:18no that's kind of scary actually yeah you want to put blinders up it's pretty
1:13:18no that's kind of scary actually yeah you want to put blinders up it's pretty
1:13:22cut and dry though when like people are silent in front of you like damn
1:13:22cut and dry though when like people are silent in front of you like damn
1:13:22cut and dry though when like people are silent in front of you like damn
1:13:26i suck right now this is i should change something but in the beginning it's
1:13:26i suck right now this is i should change something but in the beginning it's
1:13:26i suck right now this is i should change something but in the beginning it's
1:13:31just it's such a weird you're you're basically like running a marathon blindfolded yeah through
1:13:31just it's such a weird you're you're basically like running a marathon blindfolded yeah through
1:13:31just it's such a weird you're you're basically like running a marathon blindfolded yeah through
1:13:37trees well i did like finally when i did like a special i was like
1:13:37trees well i did like finally when i did like a special i was like
1:13:37trees well i did like finally when i did like a special i was like
1:13:42oh this is the point of it you have to come up with an hour
1:13:42oh this is the point of it you have to come up with an hour
1:13:42oh this is the point of it you have to come up with an hour
1:13:44of stand -up yeah before i was just like i need to have a good
1:13:44of stand -up yeah before i was just like i need to have a good
1:13:44of stand -up yeah before i was just like i need to have a good
1:13:47five minutes for tonight and i would just go up and do it and be
1:13:47five minutes for tonight and i would just go up and do it and be
1:13:47five minutes for tonight and i would just go up and do it and be
1:13:49like great and i'll just go back home with like no plan or anything well
1:13:49like great and i'll just go back home with like no plan or anything well
1:13:49like great and i'll just go back home with like no plan or anything well
1:13:53that's a lot of guys who live in cities where you do short sets all
1:13:53that's a lot of guys who live in cities where you do short sets all
1:13:53that's a lot of guys who live in cities where you do short sets all
1:13:55the time yeah we were talking about that the other night in the green room
1:13:55the time yeah we were talking about that the other night in the green room
1:13:55the time yeah we were talking about that the other night in the green room
1:13:58like some guys who do a lot of like new york city clubs they have
1:13:58like some guys who do a lot of like new york city clubs they have
1:13:58like some guys who do a lot of like new york city clubs they have
1:14:01a really good 15 minutes they'll fucking crush for 15 minutes but when they have
1:14:01a really good 15 minutes they'll fucking crush for 15 minutes but when they have
1:14:01a really good 15 minutes they'll fucking crush for 15 minutes but when they have
1:14:05to do an hour then things get weird because they can't keep the same energy
1:14:05to do an hour then things get weird because they can't keep the same energy
1:14:05to do an hour then things get weird because they can't keep the same energy
1:14:09for an hour it's not you have to pace it it has to be hills
1:14:09for an hour it's not you have to pace it it has to be hills
1:14:09for an hour it's not you have to pace it it has to be hills
1:14:12and valleys you have to kind of like structure it yeah yeah and then they
1:14:12and valleys you have to kind of like structure it yeah yeah and then they
1:14:12and valleys you have to kind of like structure it yeah yeah and then they
1:14:15also don't really have the material because they're basically just doing their best 15 minutes
1:14:15also don't really have the material because they're basically just doing their best 15 minutes
1:14:15also don't really have the material because they're basically just doing their best 15 minutes
1:14:20all the time yeah true i just i had the uh i wasn't even really
1:14:20all the time yeah true i just i had the uh i wasn't even really
1:14:20all the time yeah true i just i had the uh i wasn't even really
1:14:25doing stand -up we me and shane were doing the podcast and i was like
1:14:25doing stand -up we me and shane were doing the podcast and i was like
1:14:25doing stand -up we me and shane were doing the podcast and i was like
1:14:28i was gonna do the podcast i don't even want to do stand -up anymore
1:14:28i was gonna do the podcast i don't even want to do stand -up anymore
1:14:28i was gonna do the podcast i don't even want to do stand -up anymore
1:14:30and then he it was pretty funny behind my back went to the manager at
1:14:30and then he it was pretty funny behind my back went to the manager at
1:14:30and then he it was pretty funny behind my back went to the manager at
1:14:34helium was like dude have mad headline and i was like fucking dick and the
1:14:34helium was like dude have mad headline and i was like fucking dick and the
1:14:34helium was like dude have mad headline and i was like fucking dick and the
1:14:38guy hit me up so i started doing that so i had been like not
1:14:38guy hit me up so i started doing that so i had been like not
1:14:38guy hit me up so i started doing that so i had been like not
1:14:41doing stand -up for how long for like months and months and like maybe a
1:14:41doing stand -up for how long for like months and months and like maybe a
1:14:41doing stand -up for how long for like months and months and like maybe a
1:14:45year off and i had like you know i went you know it was like
1:14:45year off and i had like you know i went you know it was like
1:14:45year off and i had like you know i went you know it was like
1:14:48i would go and try and i had like a summit and i wanted to
1:14:48i would go and try and i had like a summit and i wanted to
1:14:48i would go and try and i had like a summit and i wanted to
1:14:49ê°€ i was like they didn't know what you want to do next i So
1:14:49ê°€ i was like they didn't know what you want to do next i So
1:14:49ê°€ i was like they didn't know what you want to do next i So
1:14:50then I started doing, when I first started headlining, I would do an hour, have
1:14:50then I started doing, when I first started headlining, I would do an hour, have
1:14:50then I started doing, when I first started headlining, I would do an hour, have
1:14:54off for like two months, do an hour somewhere else.
1:14:54off for like two months, do an hour somewhere else.
1:14:54off for like two months, do an hour somewhere else.
1:14:57It was the most insane, it like really started fucking with me.
1:14:57It was the most insane, it like really started fucking with me.
1:14:57It was the most insane, it like really started fucking with me.
1:15:00Did you have recordings to listen to at least?
1:15:00Did you have recordings to listen to at least?
1:15:00Did you have recordings to listen to at least?
1:15:01Yeah, I would record the audio and I would listen to it and then I
1:15:01Yeah, I would record the audio and I would listen to it and then I
1:15:01Yeah, I would record the audio and I would listen to it and then I
1:15:03would like jot down notes and like it was the most insane way to get
1:15:03would like jot down notes and like it was the most insane way to get
1:15:03would like jot down notes and like it was the most insane way to get
1:15:07back into it. That was the thing that we experienced after COVID.
1:15:07back into it. That was the thing that we experienced after COVID.
1:15:07back into it. That was the thing that we experienced after COVID.
1:15:11There was a moment where I hadn't done stand -up in like four or five
1:15:11There was a moment where I hadn't done stand -up in like four or five
1:15:11There was a moment where I hadn't done stand -up in like four or five
1:15:14months. Yeah. It felt so weird and then Houston had stand -up, they had clubs
1:15:14months. Yeah. It felt so weird and then Houston had stand -up, they had clubs
1:15:14months. Yeah. It felt so weird and then Houston had stand -up, they had clubs
1:15:20open and they like spaced people out and put masks on them, like this is
1:15:20open and they like spaced people out and put masks on them, like this is
1:15:20open and they like spaced people out and put masks on them, like this is
1:15:24so ridiculous. Yeah. And we were doing shows inside and I only did one weekend
1:15:24so ridiculous. Yeah. And we were doing shows inside and I only did one weekend
1:15:24so ridiculous. Yeah. And we were doing shows inside and I only did one weekend
1:15:29and then I got super paranoid.
1:15:29and then I got super paranoid.
1:15:29and then I got super paranoid.
1:15:32I'm like, what if I give it to someone and then they die?
1:15:32I'm like, what if I give it to someone and then they die?
1:15:32I'm like, what if I give it to someone and then they die?
1:15:34Yeah. I'm being so selfish that I don't want to do these shows.
1:15:34Yeah. I'm being so selfish that I don't want to do these shows.
1:15:34Yeah. I'm being so selfish that I don't want to do these shows.
1:15:37Yeah. That's why I got to stop.
1:15:37Yeah. That's why I got to stop.
1:15:37Yeah. That's why I got to stop.
1:15:38So, I had this old lady on the podcast and my first thought was, what
1:15:38So, I had this old lady on the podcast and my first thought was, what
1:15:38So, I had this old lady on the podcast and my first thought was, what
1:15:44if I have it and I give it to her?
1:15:44if I have it and I give it to her?
1:15:44if I have it and I give it to her?
1:15:46Damn, that would suck. I was so freaked out.
1:15:46Damn, that would suck. I was so freaked out.
1:15:46Damn, that would suck. I was so freaked out.
1:15:49Yeah. I didn't have, I wasn't even remotely sick.
1:15:49Yeah. I didn't have, I wasn't even remotely sick.
1:15:49Yeah. I didn't have, I wasn't even remotely sick.
1:15:52That was what was crazy.
1:15:52That was what was crazy.
1:15:52That was what was crazy.
1:15:53Like, it was just a, it was a boogeyman.
1:15:53Like, it was just a, it was a boogeyman.
1:15:53Like, it was just a, it was a boogeyman.
1:15:56For sure. It wasn't like, I'm coughing, maybe I shouldn't come into work.
1:15:56For sure. It wasn't like, I'm coughing, maybe I shouldn't come into work.
1:15:56For sure. It wasn't like, I'm coughing, maybe I shouldn't come into work.
1:15:59No, it was like, I feel great, but what if I have it?
1:15:59No, it was like, I feel great, but what if I have it?
1:15:59No, it was like, I feel great, but what if I have it?
1:16:02I don't know. I know.
1:16:02I don't know. I know.
1:16:02I don't know. I know.
1:16:03I don't know how to give it to this lady.
1:16:03I don't know how to give it to this lady.
1:16:03I don't know how to give it to this lady.
1:16:04Yeah. I, dude, I had my first kid, right?
1:16:04Yeah. I, dude, I had my first kid, right?
1:16:04Yeah. I, dude, I had my first kid, right?
1:16:06Like, March, 2020. So, it just, we got out of the hospital and like a
1:16:06Like, March, 2020. So, it just, we got out of the hospital and like a
1:16:06Like, March, 2020. So, it just, we got out of the hospital and like a
1:16:12week later I was like holding my face in a grocery store and being like,
1:16:12week later I was like holding my face in a grocery store and being like,
1:16:12week later I was like holding my face in a grocery store and being like,
1:16:15fuck, what the hell's going on?
1:16:15fuck, what the hell's going on?
1:16:15fuck, what the hell's going on?
1:16:16Well, at least you could be with her when she gave birth then.
1:16:16Well, at least you could be with her when she gave birth then.
1:16:16Well, at least you could be with her when she gave birth then.
1:16:18Yeah, that was cool. That was what was crazy.
1:16:18Yeah, that was cool. That was what was crazy.
1:16:18Yeah, that was cool. That was what was crazy.
1:16:21Yeah, I felt bad. People were dying alone because you couldn't visit them while they
1:16:21Yeah, I felt bad. People were dying alone because you couldn't visit them while they
1:16:21Yeah, I felt bad. People were dying alone because you couldn't visit them while they
1:16:25were dying. And it was insane, dude.
1:16:25were dying. And it was insane, dude.
1:16:25were dying. And it was insane, dude.
1:16:26It was like, and luckily, when we went in for our second kid, that was
1:16:26It was like, and luckily, when we went in for our second kid, that was
1:16:26It was like, and luckily, when we went in for our second kid, that was
1:16:30like, it was still kind of in the mix.
1:16:30like, it was still kind of in the mix.
1:16:30like, it was still kind of in the mix.
1:16:32We were able to go in together, but like our nurse, you know, if we
1:16:32We were able to go in together, but like our nurse, you know, if we
1:16:32We were able to go in together, but like our nurse, you know, if we
1:16:35didn't have like our mask on, she was like, I don't, whatever, I don't care.
1:16:35didn't have like our mask on, she was like, I don't, whatever, I don't care.
1:16:35didn't have like our mask on, she was like, I don't, whatever, I don't care.
1:16:38Because I heard people were getting like, just like two weeks after we had our
1:16:38Because I heard people were getting like, just like two weeks after we had our
1:16:38Because I heard people were getting like, just like two weeks after we had our
1:16:41kid, people were in there like, I got to stay home, my wife's in there
1:16:41kid, people were in there like, I got to stay home, my wife's in there
1:16:41kid, people were in there like, I got to stay home, my wife's in there
1:16:43by herself, blah, blah, blah.
1:16:43by herself, blah, blah, blah.
1:16:43by herself, blah, blah, blah.
1:16:44And it was like, it was a disaster.
1:16:44And it was like, it was a disaster.
1:16:44And it was like, it was a disaster.
1:16:46But even navigating that was crazy because it was like, you know, I'd tell my
1:16:46But even navigating that was crazy because it was like, you know, I'd tell my
1:16:46But even navigating that was crazy because it was like, you know, I'd tell my
1:16:49wife like, well, I want to go do this.
1:16:49wife like, well, I want to go do this.
1:16:49wife like, well, I want to go do this.
1:16:51She's like, well, what if you bring it all to all of us?
1:16:51She's like, well, what if you bring it all to all of us?
1:16:51She's like, well, what if you bring it all to all of us?
1:16:52And I remember just at one point being like, then we're all going to fucking
1:16:52And I remember just at one point being like, then we're all going to fucking
1:16:52And I remember just at one point being like, then we're all going to fucking
1:16:55get it, dude. I don't know.
1:16:55get it, dude. I don't know.
1:16:55get it, dude. I don't know.
1:16:56Like, we, I, you know, I did the numbers.
1:16:56Like, we, I, you know, I did the numbers.
1:16:56Like, we, I, you know, I did the numbers.
1:16:58Like, I think this affects older people or, you know.
1:16:58Like, I think this affects older people or, you know.
1:16:58Like, I think this affects older people or, you know.
1:17:00So what time was this?
1:17:00So what time was this?
1:17:00So what time was this?
1:17:02This would have been March.
1:17:02This would have been March.
1:17:02This would have been March.
1:17:03It was like March, 2020.
1:17:03It was like March, 2020.
1:17:03It was like March, 2020.
1:17:04And then like the next six months, because I would, you know, I would like
1:17:04And then like the next six months, because I would, you know, I would like
1:17:04And then like the next six months, because I would, you know, I would like
1:17:07go try to do stuff.
1:17:07go try to do stuff.
1:17:07go try to do stuff.
1:17:08She's like, if you go outside, we're all going to get sick.
1:17:08She's like, if you go outside, we're all going to get sick.
1:17:08She's like, if you go outside, we're all going to get sick.
1:17:10I was worried about it.
1:17:10I was worried about it.
1:17:10I was worried about it.
1:17:11I wasn't really confident that people weren't going to get really fucked up by it
1:17:11I wasn't really confident that people weren't going to get really fucked up by it
1:17:11I wasn't really confident that people weren't going to get really fucked up by it
1:17:16until like a few of my friends got it and got over it.
1:17:16until like a few of my friends got it and got over it.
1:17:16until like a few of my friends got it and got over it.
1:17:20Yeah. And then my family got it and I didn't get it.
1:17:20Yeah. And then my family got it and I didn't get it.
1:17:20Yeah. And then my family got it and I didn't get it.
1:17:23And I thought that was crazy because I tried to get it.
1:17:23And I thought that was crazy because I tried to get it.
1:17:23And I thought that was crazy because I tried to get it.
1:17:25Like I didn't. Yeah. I didn't.
1:17:25Like I didn't. Yeah. I didn't.
1:17:25Like I didn't. Yeah. I didn't.
1:17:27I hugged my kids. They were laughing.
1:17:27I hugged my kids. They were laughing.
1:17:27I hugged my kids. They were laughing.
1:17:29You're going to get COVID.
1:17:29You're going to get COVID.
1:17:29You're going to get COVID.
1:17:30I was like, I'm not going to get it.
1:17:30I was like, I'm not going to get it.
1:17:30I was like, I'm not going to get it.
1:17:31And part of my head was like, boy, I hope I don't get it.
1:17:31And part of my head was like, boy, I hope I don't get it.
1:17:31And part of my head was like, boy, I hope I don't get it.
1:17:34Yeah. I never got it.
1:17:34Yeah. I never got it.
1:17:34Yeah. I never got it.
1:17:36I worked out and I didn't feel so good.
1:17:36I worked out and I didn't feel so good.
1:17:36I worked out and I didn't feel so good.
1:17:38And I said, let me just go through the paces today.
1:17:38And I said, let me just go through the paces today.
1:17:38And I said, let me just go through the paces today.
1:17:40And then I worked out the next day.
1:17:40And then I worked out the next day.
1:17:40And then I worked out the next day.
1:17:42Same thing. I'm like, I don't feel so good.
1:17:42Same thing. I'm like, I don't feel so good.
1:17:42Same thing. I'm like, I don't feel so good.
1:17:43I feel like weak. So I just let me do like my kettlebell routine with
1:17:43I feel like weak. So I just let me do like my kettlebell routine with
1:17:43I feel like weak. So I just let me do like my kettlebell routine with
1:17:47like 35 pounds. Just easy.
1:17:47like 35 pounds. Just easy.
1:17:47like 35 pounds. Just easy.
1:17:49Don't push it. Just a couple sets.
1:17:49Don't push it. Just a couple sets.
1:17:49Don't push it. Just a couple sets.
1:17:52And so I did that two days in a row.
1:17:52And so I did that two days in a row.
1:17:52And so I did that two days in a row.
1:17:53And then the third day I went to the gym.
1:17:53And then the third day I went to the gym.
1:17:53And then the third day I went to the gym.
1:17:55I'm like, how do I feel?
1:17:55I'm like, how do I feel?
1:17:55I'm like, how do I feel?
1:17:55And I'm like, I feel fucking good.
1:17:55And I'm like, I feel fucking good.
1:17:55And I'm like, I feel fucking good.
1:17:57Like I feel great. Like nothing feels wrong at all.
1:17:57Like I feel great. Like nothing feels wrong at all.
1:17:57Like I feel great. Like nothing feels wrong at all.
1:18:00And I had a full workout.
1:18:00And I had a full workout.
1:18:00And I had a full workout.
1:18:01I felt fine. So I'm like, all right, I guess I didn't get it.
1:18:01I felt fine. So I'm like, all right, I guess I didn't get it.
1:18:01I felt fine. So I'm like, all right, I guess I didn't get it.
1:18:04Yeah. And I went and got tested to see if I had antibodies, like if
1:18:04Yeah. And I went and got tested to see if I had antibodies, like if
1:18:04Yeah. And I went and got tested to see if I had antibodies, like if
1:18:07I'd recovered from it. Nope.
1:18:07I'd recovered from it. Nope.
1:18:07I'd recovered from it. Nope.
1:18:08Never got in there. Yeah.
1:18:08Never got in there. Yeah.
1:18:08Never got in there. Yeah.
1:18:10I had sex with my wife.
1:18:10I had sex with my wife.
1:18:10I had sex with my wife.
1:18:11She was coughing and shit.
1:18:11She was coughing and shit.
1:18:11She was coughing and shit.
1:18:12That's awesome. That's such a fucking beast move, dude.
1:18:12That's awesome. That's such a fucking beast move, dude.
1:18:12That's awesome. That's such a fucking beast move, dude.
1:18:15She was like, you're going to get it.
1:18:15She was like, you're going to get it.
1:18:15She was like, you're going to get it.
1:18:17I'm like, let's find out.
1:18:17I'm like, let's find out.
1:18:17I'm like, let's find out.
1:18:18Let's find out. That is a beast move.
1:18:18Let's find out. That is a beast move.
1:18:18Let's find out. That is a beast move.
1:18:21I'm like terrible at math.
1:18:21I'm like terrible at math.
1:18:21I'm like terrible at math.
1:18:23But I remember looking up like, how likely is it to die from this?
1:18:23But I remember looking up like, how likely is it to die from this?
1:18:23But I remember looking up like, how likely is it to die from this?
1:18:26And it was like 0 .00001 something.
1:18:26And it was like 0 .00001 something.
1:18:26And it was like 0 .00001 something.
1:18:29I was like, I'm fine, man.
1:18:29I was like, I'm fine, man.
1:18:29I was like, I'm fine, man.
1:18:310 .01. But there was so much propaganda.
1:18:310 .01. But there was so much propaganda.
1:18:310 .01. But there was so much propaganda.
1:18:34And it was like, the thing was, we were in the middle of doing podcasts.
1:18:34And it was like, the thing was, we were in the middle of doing podcasts.
1:18:34And it was like, the thing was, we were in the middle of doing podcasts.
1:18:38And we've tested everybody when they show up, make sure that nobody has it, tested
1:18:38And we've tested everybody when they show up, make sure that nobody has it, tested
1:18:38And we've tested everybody when they show up, make sure that nobody has it, tested
1:18:42all of the employees, security guys, everybody that works for me.
1:18:42all of the employees, security guys, everybody that works for me.
1:18:42all of the employees, security guys, everybody that works for me.
1:18:46Everybody got tested every day.
1:18:46Everybody got tested every day.
1:18:46Everybody got tested every day.
1:18:47Yeah. We'd show up. We'd be separated.
1:18:47Yeah. We'd show up. We'd be separated.
1:18:47Yeah. We'd show up. We'd be separated.
1:18:49Nurse would come with a mask on, test everybody.
1:18:49Nurse would come with a mask on, test everybody.
1:18:49Nurse would come with a mask on, test everybody.
1:18:51And then once we had the results, then we would allow the show to go
1:18:51And then once we had the results, then we would allow the show to go
1:18:51And then once we had the results, then we would allow the show to go
1:18:54on. Yeah. So I was like, I can't fuck this up.
1:18:54on. Yeah. So I was like, I can't fuck this up.
1:18:54on. Yeah. So I was like, I can't fuck this up.
1:18:57Because if I fuck this up, I fuck this up for everybody.
1:18:57Because if I fuck this up, I fuck this up for everybody.
1:18:57Because if I fuck this up, I fuck this up for everybody.
1:18:59Yeah, true. So I got to be careful.
1:18:59Yeah, true. So I got to be careful.
1:18:59Yeah, true. So I got to be careful.
1:19:01Yeah. And I just didn't want my guests.
1:19:01Yeah. And I just didn't want my guests.
1:19:01Yeah. And I just didn't want my guests.
1:19:03Like, the guests were flying in.
1:19:03Like, the guests were flying in.
1:19:03Like, the guests were flying in.
1:19:05They were taking a chance.
1:19:05They were taking a chance.
1:19:05They were taking a chance.
1:19:07A lot of them were older.
1:19:07A lot of them were older.
1:19:07A lot of them were older.
1:19:08You know, like a lot of professors, you know, they're flying in to do this
1:19:08You know, like a lot of professors, you know, they're flying in to do this
1:19:08You know, like a lot of professors, you know, they're flying in to do this
1:19:12podcast. And I had to make sure.
1:19:12podcast. And I had to make sure.
1:19:12podcast. And I had to make sure.
1:19:14And then someone ratted us out.
1:19:14And then someone ratted us out.
1:19:14And then someone ratted us out.
1:19:17So the health department showed up at the studio.
1:19:17So the health department showed up at the studio.
1:19:17So the health department showed up at the studio.
1:19:20And they wanted us to have a bag of masks, like, right when you walk
1:19:20And they wanted us to have a bag of masks, like, right when you walk
1:19:20And they wanted us to have a bag of masks, like, right when you walk
1:19:24in. So we had to put a bag of masks right there.
1:19:24in. So we had to put a bag of masks right there.
1:19:24in. So we had to put a bag of masks right there.
1:19:27We had to put a hand sanitizer thing right there.
1:19:27We had to put a hand sanitizer thing right there.
1:19:27We had to put a hand sanitizer thing right there.
1:19:29And then a sign that says, like, what you're supposed to do, six foot distancing,
1:19:29And then a sign that says, like, what you're supposed to do, six foot distancing,
1:19:29And then a sign that says, like, what you're supposed to do, six foot distancing,
1:19:34all that shit. I was like, all right.
1:19:34all that shit. I was like, all right.
1:19:34all that shit. I was like, all right.
1:19:36But they were saying that we weren't socially distancing.
1:19:36But they were saying that we weren't socially distancing.
1:19:36But they were saying that we weren't socially distancing.
1:19:38We saw him hug people outside the front door.
1:19:38We saw him hug people outside the front door.
1:19:38We saw him hug people outside the front door.
1:19:41That's completely dystopian, man. That's crazy.
1:19:41That's completely dystopian, man. That's crazy.
1:19:41That's completely dystopian, man. That's crazy.
1:19:45Yeah, I don't know why.
1:19:45Yeah, I don't know why.
1:19:45Yeah, I don't know why.
1:19:46You know what it was?
1:19:46You know what it was?
1:19:46You know what it was?
1:19:46Because my parents were just like, because, you know, the first time we all hung
1:19:46Because my parents were just like, because, you know, the first time we all hung
1:19:46Because my parents were just like, because, you know, the first time we all hung
1:19:49outside, both my parents were like, bro, this sucks.
1:19:49outside, both my parents were like, bro, this sucks.
1:19:49outside, both my parents were like, bro, this sucks.
1:19:52We're just coming inside. We're not doing this.
1:19:52We're just coming inside. We're not doing this.
1:19:52We're just coming inside. We're not doing this.
1:19:53And that was like. Oh, my parents were terrified of it.
1:19:53And that was like. Oh, my parents were terrified of it.
1:19:53And that was like. Oh, my parents were terrified of it.
1:19:56My parents didn't give a fuck.
1:19:56My parents didn't give a fuck.
1:19:56My parents didn't give a fuck.
1:19:57They were like, this is bullshit.
1:19:57They were like, this is bullshit.
1:19:57They were like, this is bullshit.
1:19:57Yeah, my parents didn't want to hang out with anybody until they got vaccinated.
1:19:57Yeah, my parents didn't want to hang out with anybody until they got vaccinated.
1:19:57Yeah, my parents didn't want to hang out with anybody until they got vaccinated.
1:20:00Really? Yeah, they were real nervous about it.
1:20:00Really? Yeah, they were real nervous about it.
1:20:00Really? Yeah, they were real nervous about it.
1:20:02They're older, you know? Yeah.
1:20:02They're older, you know? Yeah.
1:20:02They're older, you know? Yeah.
1:20:03It's like, when you get older, you know, like, that's why a lot of these
1:20:03It's like, when you get older, you know, like, that's why a lot of these
1:20:03It's like, when you get older, you know, like, that's why a lot of these
1:20:06people are like the Neil Youngs and Howard Stearns and all those people that really
1:20:06people are like the Neil Youngs and Howard Stearns and all those people that really
1:20:06people are like the Neil Youngs and Howard Stearns and all those people that really
1:20:11freaked out about it. They're older people.
1:20:11freaked out about it. They're older people.
1:20:11freaked out about it. They're older people.
1:20:13Yeah. So to them, they're looking at, they might be that 1 % that dies.
1:20:13Yeah. So to them, they're looking at, they might be that 1 % that dies.
1:20:13Yeah. So to them, they're looking at, they might be that 1 % that dies.
1:20:17Yeah, true. You know what I mean?
1:20:17Yeah, true. You know what I mean?
1:20:17Yeah, true. You know what I mean?
1:20:18Whereas, like, you're young and healthy.
1:20:18Whereas, like, you're young and healthy.
1:20:18Whereas, like, you're young and healthy.
1:20:20You work out. You'll probably be fine.
1:20:20You work out. You'll probably be fine.
1:20:20You work out. You'll probably be fine.
1:20:22You'll be okay. Your wife's healthy.
1:20:22You'll be okay. Your wife's healthy.
1:20:22You'll be okay. Your wife's healthy.
1:20:24You'll be fine. Yeah. When you're an old person and you smell death in the
1:20:24You'll be fine. Yeah. When you're an old person and you smell death in the
1:20:24You'll be fine. Yeah. When you're an old person and you smell death in the
1:20:30air already. Yeah. Every day you wake up, you're like, oh, your fucking back hurts.
1:20:30air already. Yeah. Every day you wake up, you're like, oh, your fucking back hurts.
1:20:30air already. Yeah. Every day you wake up, you're like, oh, your fucking back hurts.
1:20:35Oh, Jesus. You can barely get out of bed.
1:20:35Oh, Jesus. You can barely get out of bed.
1:20:35Oh, Jesus. You can barely get out of bed.
1:20:38Fucking your feet are swollen.
1:20:38Fucking your feet are swollen.
1:20:38Fucking your feet are swollen.
1:20:40Like, it could get you.
1:20:40Like, it could get you.
1:20:40Like, it could get you.
1:20:41Yeah, it's crazy. I'm surprised.
1:20:41Yeah, it's crazy. I'm surprised.
1:20:41Yeah, it's crazy. I'm surprised.
1:20:42My parents are like, you know, I think they're like, it's going to be 70
1:20:42My parents are like, you know, I think they're like, it's going to be 70
1:20:42My parents are like, you know, I think they're like, it's going to be 70
1:20:46soon. They were just kind of like.
1:20:46soon. They were just kind of like.
1:20:46soon. They were just kind of like.
1:20:47Gangster. We don't give a fuck, man.
1:20:47Gangster. We don't give a fuck, man.
1:20:47Gangster. We don't give a fuck, man.
1:20:49It depends on where you grew up.
1:20:49It depends on where you grew up.
1:20:49It depends on where you grew up.
1:20:50I think that's what it was, man.
1:20:50I think that's what it was, man.
1:20:50I think that's what it was, man.
1:20:51They were just kind of like, you know, they're all just like, fuck that.
1:20:51They were just kind of like, you know, they're all just like, fuck that.
1:20:51They were just kind of like, you know, they're all just like, fuck that.
1:20:54You know, it's bullshit. No matter what it was.
1:20:54You know, it's bullshit. No matter what it was.
1:20:54You know, it's bullshit. No matter what it was.
1:20:56They were like, it's fucking bullshit.
1:20:56They were like, it's fucking bullshit.
1:20:56They were like, it's fucking bullshit.
1:20:57Yeah. If you grow up hard, you're not worried about a cough.
1:20:57Yeah. If you grow up hard, you're not worried about a cough.
1:20:57Yeah. If you grow up hard, you're not worried about a cough.
1:21:00Yeah. They weren't. I remember I finally got it.
1:21:00Yeah. They weren't. I remember I finally got it.
1:21:00Yeah. They weren't. I remember I finally got it.
1:21:03I finally got it. And it actually.
1:21:03I finally got it. And it actually.
1:21:03I finally got it. And it actually.
1:21:03Dude, it kind of, like, rocked me.
1:21:03Dude, it kind of, like, rocked me.
1:21:03Dude, it kind of, like, rocked me.
1:21:05The first day, I had talked so much shit, and I got it, and I
1:21:05The first day, I had talked so much shit, and I got it, and I
1:21:05The first day, I had talked so much shit, and I got it, and I
1:21:08was like, bro, if I die, this is gonna suck so bad.
1:21:08was like, bro, if I die, this is gonna suck so bad.
1:21:08was like, bro, if I die, this is gonna suck so bad.
1:21:11It's like, but we got it.
1:21:11It's like, but we got it.
1:21:11It's like, but we got it.
1:21:13Me and my wife got it two days later, so then I had, you know,
1:21:13Me and my wife got it two days later, so then I had, you know,
1:21:13Me and my wife got it two days later, so then I had, you know,
1:21:15we had, like, a little kid, so I had to, like, we just switched off.
1:21:15we had, like, a little kid, so I had to, like, we just switched off.
1:21:15we had, like, a little kid, so I had to, like, we just switched off.
1:21:17I kind of was, like, recovered enough, so we were, our kid never got it.
1:21:17I kind of was, like, recovered enough, so we were, our kid never got it.
1:21:17I kind of was, like, recovered enough, so we were, our kid never got it.
1:21:20Well, kids can go right through it.
1:21:20Well, kids can go right through it.
1:21:20Well, kids can go right through it.
1:21:23My, my, um, both of my kids got it, and they just burned through it.
1:21:23My, my, um, both of my kids got it, and they just burned through it.
1:21:23My, my, um, both of my kids got it, and they just burned through it.
1:21:27One of them had it more, but she's, like, a little more sensitive.
1:21:27One of them had it more, but she's, like, a little more sensitive.
1:21:27One of them had it more, but she's, like, a little more sensitive.
1:21:31She, she was pretty sick for a couple days.
1:21:31She, she was pretty sick for a couple days.
1:21:31She, she was pretty sick for a couple days.
1:21:33Not pretty, not, like, scary, but, like, she didn't feel good for a couple days.
1:21:33Not pretty, not, like, scary, but, like, she didn't feel good for a couple days.
1:21:33Not pretty, not, like, scary, but, like, she didn't feel good for a couple days.
1:21:36The other one, like, barely had it.
1:21:36The other one, like, barely had it.
1:21:36The other one, like, barely had it.
1:21:38It, like, went right through her.
1:21:38It, like, went right through her.
1:21:38It, like, went right through her.
1:21:39Yeah, yeah, the one didn't get it all, the one had, like, a runny nose.
1:21:39Yeah, yeah, the one didn't get it all, the one had, like, a runny nose.
1:21:39Yeah, yeah, the one didn't get it all, the one had, like, a runny nose.
1:21:42I was, like, in bed for three straight days, just, like, super fever, hurting.
1:21:42I was, like, in bed for three straight days, just, like, super fever, hurting.
1:21:42I was, like, in bed for three straight days, just, like, super fever, hurting.
1:21:46Were you taking any vitamins at the time?
1:21:46Were you taking any vitamins at the time?
1:21:46Were you taking any vitamins at the time?
1:21:48No, at the time, I wasn't living very healthily.
1:21:48No, at the time, I wasn't living very healthily.
1:21:48No, at the time, I wasn't living very healthily.
1:21:50See, that's the thing. I'm all over the vitamins, and I was all over the
1:21:50See, that's the thing. I'm all over the vitamins, and I was all over the
1:21:50See, that's the thing. I'm all over the vitamins, and I was all over the
1:21:53vitamins then, and my wife back then, I don't think, not so much.
1:21:53vitamins then, and my wife back then, I don't think, not so much.
1:21:53vitamins then, and my wife back then, I don't think, not so much.
1:21:57Yeah. I don't think she did as much, so when I was around everybody that
1:21:57Yeah. I don't think she did as much, so when I was around everybody that
1:21:57Yeah. I don't think she did as much, so when I was around everybody that
1:22:00got it, it just never got to me.
1:22:00got it, it just never got to me.
1:22:00got it, it just never got to me.
1:22:02Yeah, no, I was, I got, and I, we had, like, you know, relative newborn
1:22:02Yeah, no, I was, I got, and I, we had, like, you know, relative newborn
1:22:02Yeah, no, I was, I got, and I, we had, like, you know, relative newborn
1:22:06kind of situation going on, and it was just, like.
1:22:06kind of situation going on, and it was just, like.
1:22:06kind of situation going on, and it was just, like.
1:22:08That's a hard one. Your immune system's gonna be crushed anyway, because you're getting zero
1:22:08That's a hard one. Your immune system's gonna be crushed anyway, because you're getting zero
1:22:08That's a hard one. Your immune system's gonna be crushed anyway, because you're getting zero
1:22:12sleep. Yeah. Everybody's, like, ready to fall asleep at any given time.
1:22:12sleep. Yeah. Everybody's, like, ready to fall asleep at any given time.
1:22:12sleep. Yeah. Everybody's, like, ready to fall asleep at any given time.
1:22:17Watching TV. I've never recovered.
1:22:17Watching TV. I've never recovered.
1:22:17Watching TV. I've never recovered.
1:22:19I'm still ready to pass out.
1:22:19I'm still ready to pass out.
1:22:19I'm still ready to pass out.
1:22:20Like, I can fall asleep.
1:22:20Like, I can fall asleep.
1:22:20Like, I can fall asleep.
1:22:21I go home, and I'm fried.
1:22:21I go home, and I'm fried.
1:22:21I go home, and I'm fried.
1:22:23I take naps. That was a big thing for coffee.
1:22:23I take naps. That was a big thing for coffee.
1:22:23I take naps. That was a big thing for coffee.
1:22:24Now I can take naps during the day.
1:22:24Now I can take naps during the day.
1:22:24Now I can take naps during the day.
1:22:26I can't take naps when I drink coffee.
1:22:26I can't take naps when I drink coffee.
1:22:26I can't take naps when I drink coffee.
1:22:27Oh, I never take naps.
1:22:27Oh, I never take naps.
1:22:27Oh, I never take naps.
1:22:29Oh, I love them, man.
1:22:29Oh, I love them, man.
1:22:29Oh, I love them, man.
1:22:30A little siesta. The only time I ever take a nap is if I have
1:22:30A little siesta. The only time I ever take a nap is if I have
1:22:30A little siesta. The only time I ever take a nap is if I have
1:22:33to do something really early in the morning.
1:22:33to do something really early in the morning.
1:22:33to do something really early in the morning.
1:22:35So, like, if I do a set at night, and I'm not home until, like,
1:22:35So, like, if I do a set at night, and I'm not home until, like,
1:22:35So, like, if I do a set at night, and I'm not home until, like,
1:22:381230, and, like, maybe I have to get up at six or something, I'll take
1:22:381230, and, like, maybe I have to get up at six or something, I'll take
1:22:381230, and, like, maybe I have to get up at six or something, I'll take
1:22:42a little nap. Yeah. Just because, for me, there's a balance of, like, what is,
1:22:42a little nap. Yeah. Just because, for me, there's a balance of, like, what is,
1:22:42a little nap. Yeah. Just because, for me, there's a balance of, like, what is,
1:22:47what's more important? Getting things done, working out, or not getting into a deficit.
1:22:47what's more important? Getting things done, working out, or not getting into a deficit.
1:22:47what's more important? Getting things done, working out, or not getting into a deficit.
1:22:52And for me, it's not getting into a deficit.
1:22:52And for me, it's not getting into a deficit.
1:22:52And for me, it's not getting into a deficit.
1:22:54Because when I, like, if I do a podcast and I'm sleepy, I get so
1:22:54Because when I, like, if I do a podcast and I'm sleepy, I get so
1:22:54Because when I, like, if I do a podcast and I'm sleepy, I get so
1:22:58mad at myself. I'm like, what are you doing?
1:22:58mad at myself. I'm like, what are you doing?
1:22:58mad at myself. I'm like, what are you doing?
1:23:00Like, this is your one job.
1:23:00Like, this is your one job.
1:23:00Like, this is your one job.
1:23:01I know. You have to be awake and talk to people.
1:23:01I know. You have to be awake and talk to people.
1:23:01I know. You have to be awake and talk to people.
1:23:05Sleep like a toddler. Yeah, I'm like, oh, wow, that's cool.
1:23:05Sleep like a toddler. Yeah, I'm like, oh, wow, that's cool.
1:23:05Sleep like a toddler. Yeah, I'm like, oh, wow, that's cool.
1:23:08So, how long are we in Indonesia for?
1:23:08So, how long are we in Indonesia for?
1:23:08So, how long are we in Indonesia for?
1:23:11It is embarrassing. You're like, what the fuck, man?
1:23:11It is embarrassing. You're like, what the fuck, man?
1:23:11It is embarrassing. You're like, what the fuck, man?
1:23:13It's the worst. And then I'm just drinking coffee and energy drinks and taking nicotine
1:23:13It's the worst. And then I'm just drinking coffee and energy drinks and taking nicotine
1:23:13It's the worst. And then I'm just drinking coffee and energy drinks and taking nicotine
1:23:18pouches and just trying to fire the brain up.
1:23:18pouches and just trying to fire the brain up.
1:23:18pouches and just trying to fire the brain up.
1:23:20Yeah. Then when I do that, my face just gets hot and I'm just anxious.
1:23:20Yeah. Then when I do that, my face just gets hot and I'm just anxious.
1:23:20Yeah. Then when I do that, my face just gets hot and I'm just anxious.
1:23:24It's like, that's why, especially for shows, like, I try to travel.
1:23:24It's like, that's why, especially for shows, like, I try to travel.
1:23:24It's like, that's why, especially for shows, like, I try to travel.
1:23:27Like, I leave, like, on an early, early flight, get where I'm going and just
1:23:27Like, I leave, like, on an early, early flight, get where I'm going and just
1:23:27Like, I leave, like, on an early, early flight, get where I'm going and just
1:23:30take a big nap. Yeah.
1:23:30take a big nap. Yeah.
1:23:30take a big nap. Yeah.
1:23:32And then I wake up and go do the show.
1:23:32And then I wake up and go do the show.
1:23:32And then I wake up and go do the show.
1:23:33One thing that I started doing when I was on the road a lot was
1:23:33One thing that I started doing when I was on the road a lot was
1:23:33One thing that I started doing when I was on the road a lot was
1:23:36I would go in on Thursday if I had a show on Friday.
1:23:36I would go in on Thursday if I had a show on Friday.
1:23:36I would go in on Thursday if I had a show on Friday.
1:23:39Yeah. So, I would get in Thursday night, sleep, and then instead of flying in
1:23:39Yeah. So, I would get in Thursday night, sleep, and then instead of flying in
1:23:39Yeah. So, I would get in Thursday night, sleep, and then instead of flying in
1:23:45the day of the show, because you're always a little foggy.
1:23:45the day of the show, because you're always a little foggy.
1:23:45the day of the show, because you're always a little foggy.
1:23:48Yeah. You know, it's hard.
1:23:48Yeah. You know, it's hard.
1:23:48Yeah. You know, it's hard.
1:23:50And back then I wasn't on the nootropics as much.
1:23:50And back then I wasn't on the nootropics as much.
1:23:50And back then I wasn't on the nootropics as much.
1:23:53I wasn't, like, taking it with me on the road, you know, brain vitamins and
1:23:53I wasn't, like, taking it with me on the road, you know, brain vitamins and
1:23:53I wasn't, like, taking it with me on the road, you know, brain vitamins and
1:23:57shit, like alpha brain. But now I don't fuck around.
1:23:57shit, like alpha brain. But now I don't fuck around.
1:23:57shit, like alpha brain. But now I don't fuck around.
1:24:00I don't travel without that stuff.
1:24:00I don't travel without that stuff.
1:24:00I don't travel without that stuff.
1:24:01Yeah. No, you do need it.
1:24:01Yeah. No, you do need it.
1:24:01Yeah. No, you do need it.
1:24:03I do the day of.
1:24:03I do the day of.
1:24:03I do the day of.
1:24:04I can't help it. I just go early, nap.
1:24:04I can't help it. I just go early, nap.
1:24:04I can't help it. I just go early, nap.
1:24:06I did a show in Vegas last weekend that, like, it didn't start until 10
1:24:06I did a show in Vegas last weekend that, like, it didn't start until 10
1:24:06I did a show in Vegas last weekend that, like, it didn't start until 10
1:24:09p .m. Vegas time. So, I got there.
1:24:09p .m. Vegas time. So, I got there.
1:24:09p .m. Vegas time. So, I got there.
1:24:12It was brutal. I got there, took a nap, woke up at, like, 9 p
1:24:12It was brutal. I got there, took a nap, woke up at, like, 9 p
1:24:12It was brutal. I got there, took a nap, woke up at, like, 9 p
1:24:16.m. Vegas time. It was just like, I felt like a bug.
1:24:16.m. Vegas time. It was just like, I felt like a bug.
1:24:16.m. Vegas time. It was just like, I felt like a bug.
1:24:19You know what my trick for that is?
1:24:19You know what my trick for that is?
1:24:19You know what my trick for that is?
1:24:22The moment you land, the moment you land, put your shit in your hotel room,
1:24:22The moment you land, the moment you land, put your shit in your hotel room,
1:24:22The moment you land, the moment you land, put your shit in your hotel room,
1:24:26go straight to the gym.
1:24:26go straight to the gym.
1:24:26go straight to the gym.
1:24:28So, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
1:24:28So, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
1:24:28So, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
1:24:30You got to get a workout in.
1:24:30You got to get a workout in.
1:24:30You got to get a workout in.
1:24:32And you got to sweat.
1:24:32And you got to sweat.
1:24:32And you got to sweat.
1:24:33Like, really sweat. Just really get it going.
1:24:33Like, really sweat. Just really get it going.
1:24:33Like, really sweat. Just really get it going.
1:24:37Do some push -ups, whatever the fuck you want to do.
1:24:37Do some push -ups, whatever the fuck you want to do.
1:24:37Do some push -ups, whatever the fuck you want to do.
1:24:40But just really sweat. And then it feels like it resets your system.
1:24:40But just really sweat. And then it feels like it resets your system.
1:24:40But just really sweat. And then it feels like it resets your system.
1:24:43I can see that. That would wake you up and kind of calm you down.
1:24:43I can see that. That would wake you up and kind of calm you down.
1:24:43I can see that. That would wake you up and kind of calm you down.
1:24:46Yeah. It resets your system.
1:24:46Yeah. It resets your system.
1:24:46Yeah. It resets your system.
1:24:48Like, whatever the fuck happens when you're on a plane, when you get off, you're
1:24:48Like, whatever the fuck happens when you're on a plane, when you get off, you're
1:24:48Like, whatever the fuck happens when you're on a plane, when you get off, you're
1:24:51just like, brr. Dude, I feel like I've been microwaved.
1:24:51just like, brr. Dude, I feel like I've been microwaved.
1:24:51just like, brr. Dude, I feel like I've been microwaved.
1:24:53I get off a plane.
1:24:53I get off a plane.
1:24:53I get off a plane.
1:24:54Yeah. We have been, kind of.
1:24:54Yeah. We have been, kind of.
1:24:54Yeah. We have been, kind of.
1:24:55Yeah, pretty much. I feel more.
1:24:55Yeah, pretty much. I feel more.
1:24:55Yeah, pretty much. I feel more.
1:24:56I smell weird. It's like an x -ray.
1:24:56I smell weird. It's like an x -ray.
1:24:56I smell weird. It's like an x -ray.
1:24:58You're getting an x -ray.
1:24:58You're getting an x -ray.
1:24:58You're getting an x -ray.
1:24:59Oh, fuck. Yeah. Try not to.
1:24:59Oh, fuck. Yeah. Try not to.
1:24:59Oh, fuck. Yeah. Try not to.
1:25:01The other day, I was like, maybe it's, like, good for me somehow.
1:25:01The other day, I was like, maybe it's, like, good for me somehow.
1:25:01The other day, I was like, maybe it's, like, good for me somehow.
1:25:03I'm up here, and it's like, it's just, like, constricting my blood vessels, and they,
1:25:03I'm up here, and it's like, it's just, like, constricting my blood vessels, and they,
1:25:03I'm up here, and it's like, it's just, like, constricting my blood vessels, and they,
1:25:07like, whoosh. Turn you into a superhero.
1:25:07like, whoosh. Turn you into a superhero.
1:25:07like, whoosh. Turn you into a superhero.
1:25:09Well, I, like, was in Denver, and I ran, you know, recently, I was, like,
1:25:09Well, I, like, was in Denver, and I ran, you know, recently, I was, like,
1:25:09Well, I, like, was in Denver, and I ran, you know, recently, I was, like,
1:25:12running and working out in Denver, and I was, like, probably altered now.
1:25:12running and working out in Denver, and I was, like, probably altered now.
1:25:12running and working out in Denver, and I was, like, probably altered now.
1:25:15I did, like, a 30 -minute workout.
1:25:15I did, like, a 30 -minute workout.
1:25:15I did, like, a 30 -minute workout.
1:25:16I'm, like, I'm probably totally different now.
1:25:16I'm, like, I'm probably totally different now.
1:25:16I'm, like, I'm probably totally different now.
1:25:17Wow. Well, I lived above Boulder for a while.
1:25:17Wow. Well, I lived above Boulder for a while.
1:25:17Wow. Well, I lived above Boulder for a while.
1:25:20Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then I had a gig in Philly, so I was living
1:25:20Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then I had a gig in Philly, so I was living
1:25:20Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then I had a gig in Philly, so I was living
1:25:25up there for a couple of months.
1:25:25up there for a couple of months.
1:25:25up there for a couple of months.
1:25:26I was living at 8 ,500 feet above sea level, and I'd work out up
1:25:26I was living at 8 ,500 feet above sea level, and I'd work out up
1:25:26I was living at 8 ,500 feet above sea level, and I'd work out up
1:25:29there. Damn. And then when I'd go down to Boulder at 5 ,500, I had
1:25:29there. Damn. And then when I'd go down to Boulder at 5 ,500, I had
1:25:29there. Damn. And then when I'd go down to Boulder at 5 ,500, I had
1:25:33all this endurance. I was like, this is crazy.
1:25:33all this endurance. I was like, this is crazy.
1:25:33all this endurance. I was like, this is crazy.
1:25:35Oh, in Denver. Yeah, from Boulder to Denver, you're saying?
1:25:35Oh, in Denver. Yeah, from Boulder to Denver, you're saying?
1:25:35Oh, in Denver. Yeah, from Boulder to Denver, you're saying?
1:25:37No, from where I was.
1:25:37No, from where I was.
1:25:37No, from where I was.
1:25:38I was in the mountains above Boulder, and so I'd go down to Boulder.
1:25:38I was in the mountains above Boulder, and so I'd go down to Boulder.
1:25:38I was in the mountains above Boulder, and so I'd go down to Boulder.
1:25:42Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. In Boulder's, like, 55, 57, whatever it is, but I was at
1:25:42Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. In Boulder's, like, 55, 57, whatever it is, but I was at
1:25:42Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. In Boulder's, like, 55, 57, whatever it is, but I was at
1:25:4785. Damn. Yeah, 8 ,500 feet above sea level.
1:25:4785. Damn. Yeah, 8 ,500 feet above sea level.
1:25:4785. Damn. Yeah, 8 ,500 feet above sea level.
1:25:50Yeah, that's a lot. So then I went, I did a gig in Philly, and
1:25:50Yeah, that's a lot. So then I went, I did a gig in Philly, and
1:25:50Yeah, that's a lot. So then I went, I did a gig in Philly, and
1:25:52I went to the gym, and I remember I called my friend.
1:25:52I went to the gym, and I remember I called my friend.
1:25:52I went to the gym, and I remember I called my friend.
1:25:54I'm like, dude, I feel like I could run through a fucking wall.
1:25:54I'm like, dude, I feel like I could run through a fucking wall.
1:25:54I'm like, dude, I feel like I could run through a fucking wall.
1:25:57Damn, I want that so bad.
1:25:57Damn, I want that so bad.
1:25:57Damn, I want that so bad.
1:25:58That's what, why a lot of athletes train, like, they go to Big Bear in
1:25:58That's what, why a lot of athletes train, like, they go to Big Bear in
1:25:58That's what, why a lot of athletes train, like, they go to Big Bear in
1:26:03California. Yeah. They train up there.
1:26:03California. Yeah. They train up there.
1:26:03California. Yeah. They train up there.
1:26:05Damn. I kind of, yeah, I got, I got to do it for, like, just
1:26:05Damn. I kind of, yeah, I got, I got to do it for, like, just
1:26:05Damn. I kind of, yeah, I got, I got to do it for, like, just
1:26:08once, and I was like, dude, this is awesome.
1:26:08once, and I was like, dude, this is awesome.
1:26:08once, and I was like, dude, this is awesome.
1:26:09Yeah, if you can live at altitude and train at altitude and then go down
1:26:09Yeah, if you can live at altitude and train at altitude and then go down
1:26:09Yeah, if you can live at altitude and train at altitude and then go down
1:26:13to sea level, you feel like you have superpower.
1:26:13to sea level, you feel like you have superpower.
1:26:13to sea level, you feel like you have superpower.
1:26:15Fuck, that's awesome. So a lot of endurance athletes, like, that's why they put the
1:26:15Fuck, that's awesome. So a lot of endurance athletes, like, that's why they put the
1:26:15Fuck, that's awesome. So a lot of endurance athletes, like, that's why they put the
1:26:18Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs.
1:26:18Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs.
1:26:18Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs.
1:26:20That makes sense. Yeah, like, training at altitude is a legit hack.
1:26:20That makes sense. Yeah, like, training at altitude is a legit hack.
1:26:20That makes sense. Yeah, like, training at altitude is a legit hack.
1:26:24Yeah, I didn't realize, like, because I've always wondered, like, why is it so hard?
1:26:24Yeah, I didn't realize, like, because I've always wondered, like, why is it so hard?
1:26:24Yeah, I didn't realize, like, because I've always wondered, like, why is it so hard?
1:26:27And it's literally just the air thins, and there's less oxygen.
1:26:27And it's literally just the air thins, and there's less oxygen.
1:26:27And it's literally just the air thins, and there's less oxygen.
1:26:29Yeah. It's that simple. And then your body has to adapt, so you get more
1:26:29Yeah. It's that simple. And then your body has to adapt, so you get more
1:26:29Yeah. It's that simple. And then your body has to adapt, so you get more
1:26:32red blood cells. Yeah. That's why they take EPO.
1:26:32red blood cells. Yeah. That's why they take EPO.
1:26:32red blood cells. Yeah. That's why they take EPO.
1:26:35That's what EPO does for you.
1:26:35That's what EPO does for you.
1:26:35That's what EPO does for you.
1:26:36Oh, you don't have to go to altitude.
1:26:36Oh, you don't have to go to altitude.
1:26:36Oh, you don't have to go to altitude.
1:26:38Well, I think a lot of them do both.
1:26:38Well, I think a lot of them do both.
1:26:38Well, I think a lot of them do both.
1:26:41Damn. You know, they just go as hard as, but they push it to that,
1:26:41Damn. You know, they just go as hard as, but they push it to that,
1:26:41Damn. You know, they just go as hard as, but they push it to that,
1:26:44like, how much before I get a stroke?
1:26:44like, how much before I get a stroke?
1:26:44like, how much before I get a stroke?
1:26:46It's true. I'm trying to win a gold medal.
1:26:46It's true. I'm trying to win a gold medal.
1:26:46It's true. I'm trying to win a gold medal.
1:26:49I'm trying to win the Tour de France.
1:26:49I'm trying to win the Tour de France.
1:26:49I'm trying to win the Tour de France.
1:26:51Dude, I just started, I started sprinting again, like.
1:26:51Dude, I just started, I started sprinting again, like.
1:26:51Dude, I just started, I started sprinting again, like.
1:26:54Sprinting? Sprinting, just all out, total sprints, and just to, like, see where I was
1:26:54Sprinting? Sprinting, just all out, total sprints, and just to, like, see where I was
1:26:54Sprinting? Sprinting, just all out, total sprints, and just to, like, see where I was
1:26:58at, because I'm like, you know, because I'm like, I feel like if you just
1:26:58at, because I'm like, you know, because I'm like, I feel like if you just
1:26:58at, because I'm like, you know, because I'm like, I feel like if you just
1:27:00stop, you can feel that, like, you know, age creep in a little bit, and
1:27:00stop, you can feel that, like, you know, age creep in a little bit, and
1:27:00stop, you can feel that, like, you know, age creep in a little bit, and
1:27:04there's a lot, I think there's a lot of mental stuff to be like, ah,
1:27:04there's a lot, I think there's a lot of mental stuff to be like, ah,
1:27:04there's a lot, I think there's a lot of mental stuff to be like, ah,
1:27:07you know, man, it just fucking goes, but, like, you know, if you're not, like,
1:27:07you know, man, it just fucking goes, but, like, you know, if you're not, like,
1:27:07you know, man, it just fucking goes, but, like, you know, if you're not, like,
1:27:09testing it, you know, how do you know?
1:27:09testing it, you know, how do you know?
1:27:09testing it, you know, how do you know?
1:27:11You're just not letting yourself go anyway.
1:27:11You're just not letting yourself go anyway.
1:27:11You're just not letting yourself go anyway.
1:27:12So I, like, I was, like, doing it, I haven't been running like that in
1:27:12So I, like, I was, like, doing it, I haven't been running like that in
1:27:12So I, like, I was, like, doing it, I haven't been running like that in
1:27:15forever, and dude, like, my fingertips would be numb.
1:27:15forever, and dude, like, my fingertips would be numb.
1:27:15forever, and dude, like, my fingertips would be numb.
1:27:17I would do 100. I would do 100.
1:27:17I would do 100. I would do 100.
1:27:17I would do 100. I would do 100.
1:27:19I would do 100 -meter sprints, and I, like, can't feel my hand.
1:27:19I would do 100 -meter sprints, and I, like, can't feel my hand.
1:27:19I would do 100 -meter sprints, and I, like, can't feel my hand.
1:27:21I don't think that's good.
1:27:21I don't think that's good.
1:27:21I don't think that's good.
1:27:23Now I can. I don't think that's good at all.
1:27:23Now I can. I don't think that's good at all.
1:27:23Now I can. I don't think that's good at all.
1:27:25Now I can, and I fixed it.
1:27:25Now I can, and I fixed it.
1:27:25Now I can, and I fixed it.
1:27:26And now, because you, like, grow new veins and shit.
1:27:26And now, because you, like, grow new veins and shit.
1:27:26And now, because you, like, grow new veins and shit.
1:27:29So I swear to God, it's true.
1:27:29So I swear to God, it's true.
1:27:29So I swear to God, it's true.
1:27:31Are you a doctor? I don't know.
1:27:31Are you a doctor? I don't know.
1:27:31Are you a doctor? I don't know.
1:27:33I've grokked, dude. We're all equal now.
1:27:33I've grokked, dude. We're all equal now.
1:27:33I've grokked, dude. We're all equal now.
1:27:35But, dude, I remember being like, let me see where I'm at.
1:27:35But, dude, I remember being like, let me see where I'm at.
1:27:35But, dude, I remember being like, let me see where I'm at.
1:27:37And I was like, bro, you really do.
1:27:37And I was like, bro, you really do.
1:27:37And I was like, bro, you really do.
1:27:40You use it or lose it, man.
1:27:40You use it or lose it, man.
1:27:40You use it or lose it, man.
1:27:41And I can run now.
1:27:41And I can run now.
1:27:41And I can run now.
1:27:42I did it this morning.
1:27:42I did it this morning.
1:27:42I did it this morning.
1:27:42I can sprint now, and, like, I don't get numb.
1:27:42I can sprint now, and, like, I don't get numb.
1:27:42I can sprint now, and, like, I don't get numb.
1:27:45It's pretty awesome. How do you do it?
1:27:45It's pretty awesome. How do you do it?
1:27:45It's pretty awesome. How do you do it?
1:27:46Do you go to a track?
1:27:46Do you go to a track?
1:27:46Do you go to a track?
1:27:47I have a track, yeah.
1:27:47I have a track, yeah.
1:27:47I have a track, yeah.
1:27:48I have a track near my house, and I just fucking bolt early, super early
1:27:48I have a track near my house, and I just fucking bolt early, super early
1:27:48I have a track near my house, and I just fucking bolt early, super early
1:27:50in the morning. You feel amazing all day.
1:27:50in the morning. You feel amazing all day.
1:27:50in the morning. You feel amazing all day.
1:27:53And so you just pick a certain amount of distance you're going to run?
1:27:53And so you just pick a certain amount of distance you're going to run?
1:27:53And so you just pick a certain amount of distance you're going to run?
1:27:56Yeah. I'll do, like, someday.
1:27:56Yeah. I'll do, like, someday.
1:27:56Yeah. I'll do, like, someday.
1:27:58Like, today I did, like, two 300s, two 200s, and then, like, we're supposed to
1:27:58Like, today I did, like, two 300s, two 200s, and then, like, we're supposed to
1:27:58Like, today I did, like, two 300s, two 200s, and then, like, we're supposed to
1:28:02do four 150s. I got two, and I was like, I'm tapped.
1:28:02do four 150s. I got two, and I was like, I'm tapped.
1:28:02do four 150s. I got two, and I was like, I'm tapped.
1:28:05So you're done in, like, 15, 20 minutes.
1:28:05So you're done in, like, 15, 20 minutes.
1:28:05So you're done in, like, 15, 20 minutes.
1:28:07You're done. You go there.
1:28:07You're done. You go there.
1:28:07You're done. You go there.
1:28:08I'm there at, like, 6 o 'clock, and I'm done in 20 minutes.
1:28:08I'm there at, like, 6 o 'clock, and I'm done in 20 minutes.
1:28:08I'm there at, like, 6 o 'clock, and I'm done in 20 minutes.
1:28:12And you feel like, it's like you were talking about.
1:28:12And you feel like, it's like you were talking about.
1:28:12And you feel like, it's like you were talking about.
1:28:14You run to a city and just get, like, an all -out workout.
1:28:14You run to a city and just get, like, an all -out workout.
1:28:14You run to a city and just get, like, an all -out workout.
1:28:17Yeah. You feel like you're walking on air for the rest of the day.
1:28:17Yeah. You feel like you're walking on air for the rest of the day.
1:28:17Yeah. You feel like you're walking on air for the rest of the day.
1:28:21That makes sense. There was a study recently about explosive exercise, and that's one of
1:28:21That makes sense. There was a study recently about explosive exercise, and that's one of
1:28:21That makes sense. There was a study recently about explosive exercise, and that's one of
1:28:26the things that's lacking in, like, older people.
1:28:26the things that's lacking in, like, older people.
1:28:26the things that's lacking in, like, older people.
1:28:29As they get older, they stop doing any kind of explosive exercise, like sprinting.
1:28:29As they get older, they stop doing any kind of explosive exercise, like sprinting.
1:28:29As they get older, they stop doing any kind of explosive exercise, like sprinting.
1:28:32Yeah. And how beneficial that is for maintaining your health and your ability to move
1:28:32Yeah. And how beneficial that is for maintaining your health and your ability to move
1:28:32Yeah. And how beneficial that is for maintaining your health and your ability to move
1:28:37around. Dude, I'm telling you, like, that was, like, such a drastic thing, but I
1:28:37around. Dude, I'm telling you, like, that was, like, such a drastic thing, but I
1:28:37around. Dude, I'm telling you, like, that was, like, such a drastic thing, but I
1:28:41was like, damn, my circulation's, like, going.
1:28:41was like, damn, my circulation's, like, going.
1:28:41was like, damn, my circulation's, like, going.
1:28:43Like, I can't fucking run without my hands feeling all, like, pins and needly.
1:28:43Like, I can't fucking run without my hands feeling all, like, pins and needly.
1:28:43Like, I can't fucking run without my hands feeling all, like, pins and needly.
1:28:46That's so weird. And it just, they came back.
1:28:46That's so weird. And it just, they came back.
1:28:46That's so weird. And it just, they came back.
1:28:48Now I can do it.
1:28:48Now I can do it.
1:28:48Now I can do it.
1:28:49My fingers feel fine. You're getting in shape.
1:28:49My fingers feel fine. You're getting in shape.
1:28:49My fingers feel fine. You're getting in shape.
1:28:50Yeah. It's pretty nuts. Because that was the thing.
1:28:50Yeah. It's pretty nuts. Because that was the thing.
1:28:50Yeah. It's pretty nuts. Because that was the thing.
1:28:52Cardio is always, like, cardio's dumb.
1:28:52Cardio is always, like, cardio's dumb.
1:28:52Cardio is always, like, cardio's dumb.
1:28:54Who cares? And then you're, like, I learned, I think it's just, like, you secrete
1:28:54Who cares? And then you're, like, I learned, I think it's just, like, you secrete
1:28:54Who cares? And then you're, like, I learned, I think it's just, like, you secrete
1:28:58growth hormone, and then your veins and capillaries start, like, you get, literally, you get,
1:28:58growth hormone, and then your veins and capillaries start, like, you get, literally, you get,
1:28:58growth hormone, and then your veins and capillaries start, like, you get, literally, you get,
1:29:02like, new and wider veins.
1:29:02like, new and wider veins.
1:29:02like, new and wider veins.
1:29:03It makes sense. It's pretty cool.
1:29:03It makes sense. It's pretty cool.
1:29:03It makes sense. It's pretty cool.
1:29:05It makes sense. I mean, your heart is fucking pounding out of your chest.
1:29:05It makes sense. I mean, your heart is fucking pounding out of your chest.
1:29:05It makes sense. I mean, your heart is fucking pounding out of your chest.
1:29:08Yeah. You're hitting 180 beats per minute.
1:29:08Yeah. You're hitting 180 beats per minute.
1:29:08Yeah. You're hitting 180 beats per minute.
1:29:10It's, like, fucking forcing all that shit through.
1:29:10It's, like, fucking forcing all that shit through.
1:29:10It's, like, fucking forcing all that shit through.
1:29:14Just clearing it out. Like, all right, let's, what are we holding on to right
1:29:14Just clearing it out. Like, all right, let's, what are we holding on to right
1:29:14Just clearing it out. Like, all right, let's, what are we holding on to right
1:29:17now? But see, like, you never got fat, or you never got, like, really badly
1:29:17now? But see, like, you never got fat, or you never got, like, really badly
1:29:17now? But see, like, you never got fat, or you never got, like, really badly
1:29:21out of shape. When you see a guy, like, Jelly Roll, like, I have so
1:29:21out of shape. When you see a guy, like, Jelly Roll, like, I have so
1:29:21out of shape. When you see a guy, like, Jelly Roll, like, I have so
1:29:25much respect for that man.
1:29:25much respect for that man.
1:29:25much respect for that man.
1:29:27Yeah. I have so much respect for that man.
1:29:27Yeah. I have so much respect for that man.
1:29:27Yeah. I have so much respect for that man.
1:29:30That dude lost 300 pounds.
1:29:30That dude lost 300 pounds.
1:29:30That dude lost 300 pounds.
1:29:33Dude, how? He lost 300 pounds.
1:29:33Dude, how? He lost 300 pounds.
1:29:33Dude, how? He lost 300 pounds.
1:29:36No Ozempic. Just stopped eating sugar.
1:29:36No Ozempic. Just stopped eating sugar.
1:29:36No Ozempic. Just stopped eating sugar.
1:29:39Wait, that was no Ozempic?
1:29:39Wait, that was no Ozempic?
1:29:39Wait, that was no Ozempic?
1:29:39No Ozempic. He took testosterone replacement.
1:29:39No Ozempic. He took testosterone replacement.
1:29:39No Ozempic. He took testosterone replacement.
1:29:43That's it. That's fucking sick.
1:29:43That's it. That's fucking sick.
1:29:43That's it. That's fucking sick.
1:29:45Sick. I just assumed. I was like, he's got to be on Ozempic.
1:29:45Sick. I just assumed. I was like, he's got to be on Ozempic.
1:29:45Sick. I just assumed. I was like, he's got to be on Ozempic.
1:29:48He started off just walking, man.
1:29:48He started off just walking, man.
1:29:48He started off just walking, man.
1:29:50That's awesome. Just trying to walk.
1:29:50That's awesome. Just trying to walk.
1:29:50That's awesome. Just trying to walk.
1:29:51When he came here, last time we did a podcast, he ran, I forget, I
1:29:51When he came here, last time we did a podcast, he ran, I forget, I
1:29:51When he came here, last time we did a podcast, he ran, I forget, I
1:29:55think he ran 6 .2 miles the day before.
1:29:55think he ran 6 .2 miles the day before.
1:29:55think he ran 6 .2 miles the day before.
1:29:59So they ran, like, he was deer hunting down in South Texas, and he was
1:29:59So they ran, like, he was deer hunting down in South Texas, and he was
1:29:59So they ran, like, he was deer hunting down in South Texas, and he was
1:30:03with my friend Cam Haynes, and they went on a run.
1:30:03with my friend Cam Haynes, and they went on a run.
1:30:03with my friend Cam Haynes, and they went on a run.
1:30:05They did 6 .2 miles, they ran, and hills and shit.
1:30:05They did 6 .2 miles, they ran, and hills and shit.
1:30:05They did 6 .2 miles, they ran, and hills and shit.
1:30:09Yeah. And then he came in here, before the podcast, he ran 2 .6 on
1:30:09Yeah. And then he came in here, before the podcast, he ran 2 .6 on
1:30:09Yeah. And then he came in here, before the podcast, he ran 2 .6 on
1:30:13the treadmill. So I was working out, and he was over there running and talking
1:30:13the treadmill. So I was working out, and he was over there running and talking
1:30:13the treadmill. So I was working out, and he was over there running and talking
1:30:17and laughing. Look how good he looks.
1:30:17and laughing. Look how good he looks.
1:30:17and laughing. Look how good he looks.
1:30:20Yeah. How crazy is that?
1:30:20Yeah. How crazy is that?
1:30:20Yeah. How crazy is that?
1:30:21That's fucking nuts. It's amazing.
1:30:21That's fucking nuts. It's amazing.
1:30:21That's fucking nuts. It's amazing.
1:30:23It's amazing. I mean, we did the whole deal.
1:30:23It's amazing. I mean, we did the whole deal.
1:30:23It's amazing. I mean, we did the whole deal.
1:30:26We did the sauna afterwards.
1:30:26We did the sauna afterwards.
1:30:26We did the sauna afterwards.
1:30:27It was awesome. How long did he lose it?
1:30:27It was awesome. How long did he lose it?
1:30:27It was awesome. How long did he lose it?
1:30:30Three years. Three years. God damn, that's crazy.
1:30:30Three years. Three years. God damn, that's crazy.
1:30:30Three years. Three years. God damn, that's crazy.
1:30:33And he did it the right way.
1:30:33And he did it the right way.
1:30:33And he did it the right way.
1:30:34He did it the hard way.
1:30:34He did it the hard way.
1:30:34He did it the hard way.
1:30:35Just working out and eating right.
1:30:35Just working out and eating right.
1:30:35Just working out and eating right.
1:30:37No sugar, no bullshit. Eating clean food, and just slowly let his body drop over
1:30:37No sugar, no bullshit. Eating clean food, and just slowly let his body drop over
1:30:37No sugar, no bullshit. Eating clean food, and just slowly let his body drop over
1:30:45and over and over again.
1:30:45and over and over again.
1:30:45and over and over again.
1:30:46He's got to feel awesome.
1:30:46He's got to feel awesome.
1:30:46He's got to feel awesome.
1:30:46Yeah. It's got to be amazing.
1:30:46Yeah. It's got to be amazing.
1:30:46Yeah. It's got to be amazing.
1:30:48Damn. How would you say that's doing, like, career -wise?
1:30:48Damn. How would you say that's doing, like, career -wise?
1:30:48Damn. How would you say that's doing, like, career -wise?
1:30:51If he has, like, a persona and he knows, like, this, you know, I guess
1:30:51If he has, like, a persona and he knows, like, this, you know, I guess
1:30:51If he has, like, a persona and he knows, like, this, you know, I guess
1:30:54his family. He's got an amazing voice.
1:30:54his family. He's got an amazing voice.
1:30:54his family. He's got an amazing voice.
1:30:56Yeah. I mean, the amazing voice is still amazing.
1:30:56Yeah. I mean, the amazing voice is still amazing.
1:30:56Yeah. I mean, the amazing voice is still amazing.
1:31:00Yeah. Well, your voice changes with fluctuation with weight a little bit.
1:31:00Yeah. Well, your voice changes with fluctuation with weight a little bit.
1:31:00Yeah. Well, your voice changes with fluctuation with weight a little bit.
1:31:03How does it change? I don't know.
1:31:03How does it change? I don't know.
1:31:03How does it change? I don't know.
1:31:05I've heard, like, if you're, like, an alto or something like that, and you're at
1:31:05I've heard, like, if you're, like, an alto or something like that, and you're at
1:31:05I've heard, like, if you're, like, an alto or something like that, and you're at
1:31:09a certain weight, it can change if you kind of, because this is your diaphragms,
1:31:09a certain weight, it can change if you kind of, because this is your diaphragms,
1:31:09a certain weight, it can change if you kind of, because this is your diaphragms,
1:31:12I guess, in your stomach.
1:31:12I guess, in your stomach.
1:31:12I guess, in your stomach.
1:31:13I know some dudes who lost a lot of weight, and they didn't like the
1:31:13I know some dudes who lost a lot of weight, and they didn't like the
1:31:13I know some dudes who lost a lot of weight, and they didn't like the
1:31:16way they look when they were thin because their head was too big.
1:31:16way they look when they were thin because their head was too big.
1:31:16way they look when they were thin because their head was too big.
1:31:18Yeah. Isn't that weird? Yeah.
1:31:18Yeah. Isn't that weird? Yeah.
1:31:18Yeah. Isn't that weird? Yeah.
1:31:19Like, your head gets big when you get heavier.
1:31:19Like, your head gets big when you get heavier.
1:31:19Like, your head gets big when you get heavier.
1:31:21Yeah. Oh, it just grows.
1:31:21Yeah. Oh, it just grows.
1:31:21Yeah. Oh, it just grows.
1:31:23Yeah, it makes sense. It would grow with your fucking body.
1:31:23Yeah, it makes sense. It would grow with your fucking body.
1:31:23Yeah, it makes sense. It would grow with your fucking body.
1:31:25Significant weight loss can change a person's voice, often making it sound higher pitched, lighter,
1:31:25Significant weight loss can change a person's voice, often making it sound higher pitched, lighter,
1:31:25Significant weight loss can change a person's voice, often making it sound higher pitched, lighter,
1:31:30or clearer due to reduced fat accumulation around the larynx, throat, and chest.
1:31:30or clearer due to reduced fat accumulation around the larynx, throat, and chest.
1:31:30or clearer due to reduced fat accumulation around the larynx, throat, and chest.
1:31:34These physical changes decrease pressure on the vocal cords, improving breathing resonance, and reducing the
1:31:34These physical changes decrease pressure on the vocal cords, improving breathing resonance, and reducing the
1:31:34These physical changes decrease pressure on the vocal cords, improving breathing resonance, and reducing the
1:31:40effort required to produce sound.
1:31:40effort required to produce sound.
1:31:40effort required to produce sound.
1:31:41So it makes you a better singer.
1:31:41So it makes you a better singer.
1:31:41So it makes you a better singer.
1:31:43But does it, though? Because, like, opera singers, aren't they all fat?
1:31:43But does it, though? Because, like, opera singers, aren't they all fat?
1:31:43But does it, though? Because, like, opera singers, aren't they all fat?
1:31:46I think so. Classically. I wonder if you have to be.
1:31:46I think so. Classically. I wonder if you have to be.
1:31:46I think so. Classically. I wonder if you have to be.
1:31:48I don't know. Are there any, like, really thin, like, handsome opera singers?
1:31:48I don't know. Are there any, like, really thin, like, handsome opera singers?
1:31:48I don't know. Are there any, like, really thin, like, handsome opera singers?
1:31:52Yeah, I don't know about all fat.
1:31:52Yeah, I don't know about all fat.
1:31:52Yeah, I don't know about all fat.
1:31:53I think it's like a - I like to just generalize.
1:31:53I think it's like a - I like to just generalize.
1:31:53I think it's like a - I like to just generalize.
1:31:55I think it's like a - I think it's a cartoon.
1:31:55I think it's like a - I think it's a cartoon.
1:31:55I think it's like a - I think it's a cartoon.
1:31:57That's a cartoon. I have the same thing.
1:31:57That's a cartoon. I have the same thing.
1:31:57That's a cartoon. I have the same thing.
1:31:59I'm like, yeah, I've seen that in cartoons as well.
1:31:59I'm like, yeah, I've seen that in cartoons as well.
1:31:59I'm like, yeah, I've seen that in cartoons as well.
1:32:01Oh, those are the big, fat, jolly guys.
1:32:01Oh, those are the big, fat, jolly guys.
1:32:01Oh, those are the big, fat, jolly guys.
1:32:03Fat lady with a viking helmet.
1:32:03Fat lady with a viking helmet.
1:32:03Fat lady with a viking helmet.
1:32:05Yeah, it's always. But that sounds good, though.
1:32:05Yeah, it's always. But that sounds good, though.
1:32:05Yeah, it's always. But that sounds good, though.
1:32:07So your voice gets clearer, higher pitched.
1:32:07So your voice gets clearer, higher pitched.
1:32:07So your voice gets clearer, higher pitched.
1:32:09And it's not as much effort.
1:32:09And it's not as much effort.
1:32:09And it's not as much effort.
1:32:10Yeah. Sounds like that's R &B legend status then.
1:32:10Yeah. Sounds like that's R &B legend status then.
1:32:10Yeah. Sounds like that's R &B legend status then.
1:32:12You can do high notes.
1:32:12You can do high notes.
1:32:12You can do high notes.
1:32:13Also, cardio. Like, you'll have way more cardio.
1:32:13Also, cardio. Like, you'll have way more cardio.
1:32:13Also, cardio. Like, you'll have way more cardio.
1:32:17Your heart won't beat as fast.
1:32:17Your heart won't beat as fast.
1:32:17Your heart won't beat as fast.
1:32:18You'll be able to have more oxygen to sing.
1:32:18You'll be able to have more oxygen to sing.
1:32:18You'll be able to have more oxygen to sing.
1:32:20Yeah, dude. It's all good.
1:32:20Yeah, dude. It's all good.
1:32:20Yeah, dude. It's all good.
1:32:22Yeah. That's awesome. I mean, his voice is amazing.
1:32:22Yeah. That's awesome. I mean, his voice is amazing.
1:32:22Yeah. That's awesome. I mean, his voice is amazing.
1:32:25And it's his songwriting, too.
1:32:25And it's his songwriting, too.
1:32:25And it's his songwriting, too.
1:32:26It's not just the voice.
1:32:26It's not just the voice.
1:32:26It's not just the voice.
1:32:27It's like, what he's singing about.
1:32:27It's like, what he's singing about.
1:32:27It's like, what he's singing about.
1:32:29It's like, that's not going to get worse.
1:32:29It's like, that's not going to get worse.
1:32:29It's like, that's not going to get worse.
1:32:30Yeah, and his fans - I have, like, a weird thing in my head where,
1:32:30Yeah, and his fans - I have, like, a weird thing in my head where,
1:32:30Yeah, and his fans - I have, like, a weird thing in my head where,
1:32:33like, for comedy, I'm like, if I get in too good of shape, people are
1:32:33like, for comedy, I'm like, if I get in too good of shape, people are
1:32:33like, for comedy, I'm like, if I get in too good of shape, people are
1:32:36going to be like, fuck this guy.
1:32:36going to be like, fuck this guy.
1:32:36going to be like, fuck this guy.
1:32:38Which, I don't know, that's not what's stopping me.
1:32:38Which, I don't know, that's not what's stopping me.
1:32:38Which, I don't know, that's not what's stopping me.
1:32:39But it's like, you always wonder about that.
1:32:39But it's like, you always wonder about that.
1:32:39But it's like, you always wonder about that.
1:32:41Like, I wonder if they'd be like, damn.
1:32:41Like, I wonder if they'd be like, damn.
1:32:41Like, I wonder if they'd be like, damn.
1:32:43Right. You know what I mean?
1:32:43Right. You know what I mean?
1:32:43Right. You know what I mean?
1:32:44Well, that is a weird thing.
1:32:44Well, that is a weird thing.
1:32:44Well, that is a weird thing.
1:32:46Like, I never go on stage with a t -shirt on.
1:32:46Like, I never go on stage with a t -shirt on.
1:32:46Like, I never go on stage with a t -shirt on.
1:32:49Yeah, if you're too jacked, yeah.
1:32:49Yeah, if you're too jacked, yeah.
1:32:49Yeah, if you're too jacked, yeah.
1:32:51True. Like, I would never go on stage with a tank top on.
1:32:51True. Like, I would never go on stage with a tank top on.
1:32:51True. Like, I would never go on stage with a tank top on.
1:32:53Tank would be - Tank might be kind of funny.
1:32:53Tank would be - Tank might be kind of funny.
1:32:53Tank would be - Tank might be kind of funny.
1:32:55Tank would be kind of funny.
1:32:55Tank would be kind of funny.
1:32:55Tank would be kind of funny.
1:32:57That would be crazy. That would be crazy.
1:32:57That would be crazy. That would be crazy.
1:32:57That would be crazy. That would be crazy.
1:32:59Rich Voss used to do that all the time.
1:32:59Rich Voss used to do that all the time.
1:32:59Rich Voss used to do that all the time.
1:33:01He always wore a tank top on stage.
1:33:01He always wore a tank top on stage.
1:33:01He always wore a tank top on stage.
1:33:03That makes perfect sense. Yeah, Voss.
1:33:03That makes perfect sense. Yeah, Voss.
1:33:03That makes perfect sense. Yeah, Voss.
1:33:05Yeah. Character. Like, Kid Rock style.
1:33:05Yeah. Character. Like, Kid Rock style.
1:33:05Yeah. Character. Like, Kid Rock style.
1:33:08I just saw - I just saw - Did you see the workout vid?
1:33:08I just saw - I just saw - Did you see the workout vid?
1:33:08I just saw - I just saw - Did you see the workout vid?
1:33:12No, what do you mean?
1:33:12No, what do you mean?
1:33:12No, what do you mean?
1:33:13You didn't see the Kid Rock, Robert Kennedy workout vid?
1:33:13You didn't see the Kid Rock, Robert Kennedy workout vid?
1:33:13You didn't see the Kid Rock, Robert Kennedy workout vid?
1:33:15Shut up. You didn't see this?
1:33:15Shut up. You didn't see this?
1:33:15Shut up. You didn't see this?
1:33:17No. Bro. You said he did it off social media, so he must have really
1:33:17No. Bro. You said he did it off social media, so he must have really
1:33:17No. Bro. You said he did it off social media, so he must have really
1:33:20got off social media. I'm off social media.
1:33:20got off social media. I'm off social media.
1:33:20got off social media. I'm off social media.
1:33:22Dude, it is - It's very funny.
1:33:22Dude, it is - It's very funny.
1:33:22Dude, it is - It's very funny.
1:33:24I'm off social media, but apparently I'm not off the fucking news, which I think
1:33:24I'm off social media, but apparently I'm not off the fucking news, which I think
1:33:24I'm off social media, but apparently I'm not off the fucking news, which I think
1:33:28I have to be off now.
1:33:28I have to be off now.
1:33:28I have to be off now.
1:33:29Yeah. Because I haven't been gone on social media, but I'll read the Apple News
1:33:29Yeah. Because I haven't been gone on social media, but I'll read the Apple News
1:33:29Yeah. Because I haven't been gone on social media, but I'll read the Apple News
1:33:32feed and the - Google News Feed, and I'm like, fuck!
1:33:32feed and the - Google News Feed, and I'm like, fuck!
1:33:32feed and the - Google News Feed, and I'm like, fuck!
1:33:35That's basically scrolling, too. I tried the same thing.
1:33:35That's basically scrolling, too. I tried the same thing.
1:33:35That's basically scrolling, too. I tried the same thing.
1:33:37I was reading about B -52s headed to some Air Force Base, nuclear -equipped B
1:33:37I was reading about B -52s headed to some Air Force Base, nuclear -equipped B
1:33:37I was reading about B -52s headed to some Air Force Base, nuclear -equipped B
1:33:42-52s. I'm like, what are we doing?
1:33:42-52s. I'm like, what are we doing?
1:33:42-52s. I'm like, what are we doing?
1:33:44Yeah. So let me see this workout video.
1:33:44Yeah. So let me see this workout video.
1:33:44Yeah. So let me see this workout video.
1:33:46It's Kid Rock, and oh, Jesus Christ.
1:33:46It's Kid Rock, and oh, Jesus Christ.
1:33:46It's Kid Rock, and oh, Jesus Christ.
1:33:48Bro. Oh, this must be Kid Rock's house.
1:33:48Bro. Oh, this must be Kid Rock's house.
1:33:48Bro. Oh, this must be Kid Rock's house.
1:33:51Yeah, I think so, yeah.
1:33:51Yeah, I think so, yeah.
1:33:51Yeah, I think so, yeah.
1:33:52Rock out, work out. RFK Jr.
1:33:52Rock out, work out. RFK Jr.
1:33:52Rock out, work out. RFK Jr.
1:33:56works out in jeans. Yeah, he's, look, he...
1:33:56works out in jeans. Yeah, he's, look, he...
1:33:56works out in jeans. Yeah, he's, look, he...
1:33:59He always works out in jeans, which is so crazy.
1:33:59He always works out in jeans, which is so crazy.
1:33:59He always works out in jeans, which is so crazy.
1:34:02Yeah, this is Kid Rock's house.
1:34:02Yeah, this is Kid Rock's house.
1:34:02Yeah, this is Kid Rock's house.
1:34:03Kid Rock has a fucking insane house that looks like the White House.
1:34:03Kid Rock has a fucking insane house that looks like the White House.
1:34:03Kid Rock has a fucking insane house that looks like the White House.
1:34:08He had, like, the outside of it looks like the White House.
1:34:08He had, like, the outside of it looks like the White House.
1:34:08He had, like, the outside of it looks like the White House.
1:34:10But the inside of it has two bedrooms, and it's like 25 ,000 square feet.
1:34:10But the inside of it has two bedrooms, and it's like 25 ,000 square feet.
1:34:10But the inside of it has two bedrooms, and it's like 25 ,000 square feet.
1:34:15It's an enormous house with two bedrooms.
1:34:15It's an enormous house with two bedrooms.
1:34:15It's an enormous house with two bedrooms.
1:34:18Yeah, it's all just party.
1:34:18Yeah, it's all just party.
1:34:18Yeah, it's all just party.
1:34:19He's got a huge, like, hot tub room.
1:34:19He's got a huge, like, hot tub room.
1:34:19He's got a huge, like, hot tub room.
1:34:22Look at RFK Jr.'s fucking job.
1:34:22Look at RFK Jr.'s fucking job.
1:34:22Look at RFK Jr.'s fucking job.
1:34:24He's jacked up, dude. He's awesome.
1:34:24He's jacked up, dude. He's awesome.
1:34:24He's jacked up, dude. He's awesome.
1:34:25For 70? On the airdyne?
1:34:25For 70? On the airdyne?
1:34:25For 70? On the airdyne?
1:34:27Look at him doing push -ups.
1:34:27Look at him doing push -ups.
1:34:27Look at him doing push -ups.
1:34:28These guys are doing the airdyne in the sauna.
1:34:28These guys are doing the airdyne in the sauna.
1:34:28These guys are doing the airdyne in the sauna.
1:34:31I know. Wild. Yeah, I think they go to his, like...
1:34:31I know. Wild. Yeah, I think they go to his, like...
1:34:31I know. Wild. Yeah, I think they go to his, like...
1:34:34Cold plunge with jeans on?
1:34:34Cold plunge with jeans on?
1:34:34Cold plunge with jeans on?
1:34:35Cold plunge jeans. What are you doing?
1:34:35Cold plunge jeans. What are you doing?
1:34:35Cold plunge jeans. What are you doing?
1:34:37Crazy, bro. What the fuck are you doing?
1:34:37Crazy, bro. What the fuck are you doing?
1:34:37Crazy, bro. What the fuck are you doing?
1:34:39That is ridiculous. What's wrong with your legs?
1:34:39That is ridiculous. What's wrong with your legs?
1:34:39That is ridiculous. What's wrong with your legs?
1:34:41Now I need to know.
1:34:41Now I need to know.
1:34:41Now I need to know.
1:34:43Where's Kid? So this is his crazy room that looks like a mining, like, cavern.
1:34:43Where's Kid? So this is his crazy room that looks like a mining, like, cavern.
1:34:43Where's Kid? So this is his crazy room that looks like a mining, like, cavern.
1:34:48I've heard of his secret grotto.
1:34:48I've heard of his secret grotto.
1:34:48I've heard of his secret grotto.
1:34:50He's got, like, this... It's really cool.
1:34:50He's got, like, this... It's really cool.
1:34:50He's got, like, this... It's really cool.
1:34:52He's really into pickleball, too.
1:34:52He's really into pickleball, too.
1:34:52He's really into pickleball, too.
1:34:53He plays pickleball every morning.
1:34:53He plays pickleball every morning.
1:34:53He plays pickleball every morning.
1:34:55That's what he's telling me.
1:34:55That's what he's telling me.
1:34:55That's what he's telling me.
1:34:56He goes, like, get up and play pickleball, 7 a .m.
1:34:56He goes, like, get up and play pickleball, 7 a .m.
1:34:56He goes, like, get up and play pickleball, 7 a .m.
1:34:58Everybody's pickleball. He's like, dude, I fucking love it.
1:34:58Everybody's pickleball. He's like, dude, I fucking love it.
1:34:58Everybody's pickleball. He's like, dude, I fucking love it.
1:35:01That's what it looks like.
1:35:01That's what it looks like.
1:35:01That's what it looks like.
1:35:01Look at how dope that is.
1:35:01Look at how dope that is.
1:35:01Look at how dope that is.
1:35:03His house is so dope.
1:35:03His house is so dope.
1:35:03His house is so dope.
1:35:05Yeah, that's pretty awesome. It's the fucking dopest house I've ever seen in my life.
1:35:05Yeah, that's pretty awesome. It's the fucking dopest house I've ever seen in my life.
1:35:05Yeah, that's pretty awesome. It's the fucking dopest house I've ever seen in my life.
1:35:08Yeah, that's awesome. And it's such a Kid Rock house.
1:35:08Yeah, that's awesome. And it's such a Kid Rock house.
1:35:08Yeah, that's awesome. And it's such a Kid Rock house.
1:35:10Like, the outside of it looks exactly like the White House.
1:35:10Like, the outside of it looks exactly like the White House.
1:35:10Like, the outside of it looks exactly like the White House.
1:35:14That's incredible. Just larger. I don't want you to be distracted from the whole milk
1:35:14That's incredible. Just larger. I don't want you to be distracted from the whole milk
1:35:14That's incredible. Just larger. I don't want you to be distracted from the whole milk
1:35:17they're drinking in the hot tub.
1:35:17they're drinking in the hot tub.
1:35:17they're drinking in the hot tub.
1:35:18Oh, they're drinking raw milk.
1:35:18Oh, they're drinking raw milk.
1:35:18Oh, they're drinking raw milk.
1:35:19That's raw, bro. Yeah. Can I bring your attention to something that's been happening on
1:35:19That's raw, bro. Yeah. Can I bring your attention to something that's been happening on
1:35:19That's raw, bro. Yeah. Can I bring your attention to something that's been happening on
1:35:24the Internet since we've been live?
1:35:24the Internet since we've been live?
1:35:24the Internet since we've been live?
1:35:25Yes. President Trump was asked about Obama talking about the aliens.
1:35:25Yes. President Trump was asked about Obama talking about the aliens.
1:35:25Yes. President Trump was asked about Obama talking about the aliens.
1:35:31I got a video on the screen.
1:35:31I got a video on the screen.
1:35:31I got a video on the screen.
1:35:33Oh, perfect. I want to hear it myself.
1:35:33Oh, perfect. I want to hear it myself.
1:35:33Oh, perfect. I want to hear it myself.
1:35:34Yeah. Barack Obama said that aliens are real.
1:35:34Yeah. Barack Obama said that aliens are real.
1:35:34Yeah. Barack Obama said that aliens are real.
1:35:39Have you seen any evidence of non -human visitors to Earth?
1:35:39Have you seen any evidence of non -human visitors to Earth?
1:35:39Have you seen any evidence of non -human visitors to Earth?
1:35:44Well, he gave classified information.
1:35:44Well, he gave classified information.
1:35:44Well, he gave classified information.
1:35:46He's not supposed to be doing that.
1:35:46He's not supposed to be doing that.
1:35:46He's not supposed to be doing that.
1:35:47So aliens are real? Well, I don't know if they're real or not.
1:35:47So aliens are real? Well, I don't know if they're real or not.
1:35:47So aliens are real? Well, I don't know if they're real or not.
1:35:50I can tell you he gave classified information.
1:35:50I can tell you he gave classified information.
1:35:50I can tell you he gave classified information.
1:35:52He's not supposed to be doing that.
1:35:52He's not supposed to be doing that.
1:35:52He's not supposed to be doing that.
1:35:53He made a big mistake.
1:35:53He made a big mistake.
1:35:53He made a big mistake.
1:35:56He took it out of classified information.
1:35:56He took it out of classified information.
1:35:56He took it out of classified information.
1:35:58No, I don't have an opinion on it.
1:35:58No, I don't have an opinion on it.
1:35:58No, I don't have an opinion on it.
1:36:00I never talk about it.
1:36:00I never talk about it.
1:36:00I never talk about it.
1:36:02A lot of people do.
1:36:02A lot of people do.
1:36:02A lot of people do.
1:36:03A lot of people believe it.
1:36:03A lot of people believe it.
1:36:03A lot of people believe it.
1:36:05Do you believe it, Peter?
1:36:05Do you believe it, Peter?
1:36:05Do you believe it, Peter?
1:36:08I do now. I may get him out of trouble by declassifying.
1:36:08I do now. I may get him out of trouble by declassifying.
1:36:08I do now. I may get him out of trouble by declassifying.
1:36:14We know illegal aliens. I may get him out of trouble by declassifying.
1:36:14We know illegal aliens. I may get him out of trouble by declassifying.
1:36:14We know illegal aliens. I may get him out of trouble by declassifying.
1:36:17That's hilarious. What else? That was it.
1:36:17That's hilarious. What else? That was it.
1:36:17That's hilarious. What else? That was it.
1:36:20What's going on on the Internet?
1:36:20What's going on on the Internet?
1:36:20What's going on on the Internet?
1:36:21These circles. I may get him out of trouble by declassifying.
1:36:21These circles. I may get him out of trouble by declassifying.
1:36:21These circles. I may get him out of trouble by declassifying.
1:36:26Jeez, I hope he does.
1:36:26Jeez, I hope he does.
1:36:26Jeez, I hope he does.
1:36:29Yeah, really? Yeah. Imagine you can get in trouble as a president for saying aliens
1:36:29Yeah, really? Yeah. Imagine you can get in trouble as a president for saying aliens
1:36:29Yeah, really? Yeah. Imagine you can get in trouble as a president for saying aliens
1:36:34are real. I don't think so, man.
1:36:34are real. I don't think so, man.
1:36:34are real. I don't think so, man.
1:36:36I don't think he's going to get in trouble for that.
1:36:36I don't think he's going to get in trouble for that.
1:36:36I don't think he's going to get in trouble for that.
1:36:37Well, what did he say then?
1:36:37Well, what did he say then?
1:36:37Well, what did he say then?
1:36:39What was that? They've been saying there's aliens.
1:36:39What was that? They've been saying there's aliens.
1:36:39What was that? They've been saying there's aliens.
1:36:41Right, but what did he just say?
1:36:41Right, but what did he just say?
1:36:41Right, but what did he just say?
1:36:42He just hates Obama. He's going like, oh, he's going to jail.
1:36:42He just hates Obama. He's going like, oh, he's going to jail.
1:36:42He just hates Obama. He's going like, oh, he's going to jail.
1:36:46I'm getting Hillary and I'm getting Obama for aliens.
1:36:46I'm getting Hillary and I'm getting Obama for aliens.
1:36:46I'm getting Hillary and I'm getting Obama for aliens.
1:36:48They all hate each other and then they all hang out and shake hands.
1:36:48They all hate each other and then they all hang out and shake hands.
1:36:48They all hate each other and then they all hang out and shake hands.
1:36:50Yeah. Yeah. Whose funeral was that when George Bush and them were handing out candy
1:36:50Yeah. Yeah. Whose funeral was that when George Bush and them were handing out candy
1:36:50Yeah. Yeah. Whose funeral was that when George Bush and them were handing out candy
1:36:55to each other? It was like George Bush.
1:36:55to each other? It was like George Bush.
1:36:55to each other? It was like George Bush.
1:36:56Well, George Bush and Michelle Obama are apparently friends.
1:36:56Well, George Bush and Michelle Obama are apparently friends.
1:36:56Well, George Bush and Michelle Obama are apparently friends.
1:36:59Oh, they're buddies. Yeah. Okay.
1:36:59Oh, they're buddies. Yeah. Okay.
1:36:59Oh, they're buddies. Yeah. Okay.
1:37:00Which everybody thought. But George Bush never engaged in this insult kind of thing that
1:37:00Which everybody thought. But George Bush never engaged in this insult kind of thing that
1:37:00Which everybody thought. But George Bush never engaged in this insult kind of thing that
1:37:05Trump does. It's true. It's a different thing.
1:37:05Trump does. It's true. It's a different thing.
1:37:05Trump does. It's true. It's a different thing.
1:37:07Yeah. It's totally true. He was always very classy.
1:37:07Yeah. It's totally true. He was always very classy.
1:37:07Yeah. It's totally true. He was always very classy.
1:37:10Yeah. Yeah. And especially when you see the videos of him back in the day,
1:37:10Yeah. Yeah. And especially when you see the videos of him back in the day,
1:37:10Yeah. Yeah. And especially when you see the videos of him back in the day,
1:37:14now you're like, man, this guy's lovable.
1:37:14now you're like, man, this guy's lovable.
1:37:14now you're like, man, this guy's lovable.
1:37:16Oh, dude, in comparison to the politicians of today.
1:37:16Oh, dude, in comparison to the politicians of today.
1:37:16Oh, dude, in comparison to the politicians of today.
1:37:19That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
1:37:19That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
1:37:19That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
1:37:19He was like, oh, when is he running again?
1:37:19He was like, oh, when is he running again?
1:37:19He was like, oh, when is he running again?
1:37:22The guy's a complete class act.
1:37:22The guy's a complete class act.
1:37:22The guy's a complete class act.
1:37:24And then you're like, oh, yeah, fuck the Middle East.
1:37:24And then you're like, oh, yeah, fuck the Middle East.
1:37:24And then you're like, oh, yeah, fuck the Middle East.
1:37:25I forgot about that. But it's like.
1:37:25I forgot about that. But it's like.
1:37:25I forgot about that. But it's like.
1:37:26Oh, yeah. Well, he had Satan on his side.
1:37:26Oh, yeah. Well, he had Satan on his side.
1:37:26Oh, yeah. Well, he had Satan on his side.
1:37:28Yeah, true. Dick Cheney was running around fucking shooting his friends in the face and
1:37:28Yeah, true. Dick Cheney was running around fucking shooting his friends in the face and
1:37:28Yeah, true. Dick Cheney was running around fucking shooting his friends in the face and
1:37:34hunting trips. That's true. I don't know.
1:37:34hunting trips. That's true. I don't know.
1:37:34hunting trips. That's true. I don't know.
1:37:37I mean, that thing is like, did it, was it classified?
1:37:37I mean, that thing is like, did it, was it classified?
1:37:37I mean, that thing is like, did it, was it classified?
1:37:39There's like now, but then if Trump's going to be like, yeah, he gave out
1:37:39There's like now, but then if Trump's going to be like, yeah, he gave out
1:37:39There's like now, but then if Trump's going to be like, yeah, he gave out
1:37:42classified, then he's letting you know it's classified.
1:37:42classified, then he's letting you know it's classified.
1:37:42classified, then he's letting you know it's classified.
1:37:44Right. And he's telling you the cat's out of the bag.
1:37:44Right. And he's telling you the cat's out of the bag.
1:37:44Right. And he's telling you the cat's out of the bag.
1:37:46Well, he's saying I may declassify it.
1:37:46Well, he's saying I may declassify it.
1:37:46Well, he's saying I may declassify it.
1:37:49I hope he does. I hope this like gets him.
1:37:49I hope he does. I hope this like gets him.
1:37:49I hope he does. I hope this like gets him.
1:37:52Because that is a weird thing to say.
1:37:52Because that is a weird thing to say.
1:37:52Because that is a weird thing to say.
1:37:55He's not supposed to be saying that.
1:37:55He's not supposed to be saying that.
1:37:55He's not supposed to be saying that.
1:37:56Well, that means it's real.
1:37:56Well, that means it's real.
1:37:56Well, that means it's real.
1:37:58He gave out classified information.
1:37:58He gave out classified information.
1:37:58He gave out classified information.
1:37:59That means there's real data that aliens are real.
1:37:59That means there's real data that aliens are real.
1:37:59That means there's real data that aliens are real.
1:38:03That's the only thing you could draw as a conclusion from that statement.
1:38:03That's the only thing you could draw as a conclusion from that statement.
1:38:03That's the only thing you could draw as a conclusion from that statement.
1:38:06Yeah. Right? Yeah, you would think.
1:38:06Yeah. Right? Yeah, you would think.
1:38:06Yeah. Right? Yeah, you would think.
1:38:08I think, I don't think it's.
1:38:08I think, I don't think it's.
1:38:08I think, I don't think it's.
1:38:09I would try, like, try to come up with another reasonable way he would say
1:38:09I would try, like, try to come up with another reasonable way he would say
1:38:09I would try, like, try to come up with another reasonable way he would say
1:38:13aliens are real. You shouldn't say that because it's classified.
1:38:13aliens are real. You shouldn't say that because it's classified.
1:38:13aliens are real. You shouldn't say that because it's classified.
1:38:17Yeah. That means it's real.
1:38:17Yeah. That means it's real.
1:38:17Yeah. That means it's real.
1:38:19Yeah, it is. But that's like, that's such a crazy.
1:38:19Yeah, it is. But that's like, that's such a crazy.
1:38:19Yeah, it is. But that's like, that's such a crazy.
1:38:21If Trump was trying to keep it classified, you'd think he'd be like, I don't
1:38:21If Trump was trying to keep it classified, you'd think he'd be like, I don't
1:38:21If Trump was trying to keep it classified, you'd think he'd be like, I don't
1:38:24know what he's talking about.
1:38:24know what he's talking about.
1:38:24know what he's talking about.
1:38:24I don't know, dude. Being like, well, yeah, they are, but I can't say they
1:38:24I don't know, dude. Being like, well, yeah, they are, but I can't say they
1:38:24I don't know, dude. Being like, well, yeah, they are, but I can't say they
1:38:27are. And he's in trouble now.
1:38:27are. And he's in trouble now.
1:38:27are. And he's in trouble now.
1:38:28I told you I've talked to Bob Lazar many times.
1:38:28I told you I've talked to Bob Lazar many times.
1:38:28I told you I've talked to Bob Lazar many times.
1:38:31Oh, yeah. I had him on the podcast.
1:38:31Oh, yeah. I had him on the podcast.
1:38:31Oh, yeah. I had him on the podcast.
1:38:33I had dinner with him when Andrew Schultz, Schultz was in town in L .A.
1:38:33I had dinner with him when Andrew Schultz, Schultz was in town in L .A.
1:38:33I had dinner with him when Andrew Schultz, Schultz was in town in L .A.
1:38:37And I go, what are you doing tonight?
1:38:37And I go, what are you doing tonight?
1:38:37And I go, what are you doing tonight?
1:38:39And he goes, why? What's up?
1:38:39And he goes, why? What's up?
1:38:39And he goes, why? What's up?
1:38:40I go, you want to go have dinner with Bob Lazar?
1:38:40I go, you want to go have dinner with Bob Lazar?
1:38:40I go, you want to go have dinner with Bob Lazar?
1:38:42He's the guy that used to back engineer UFOs at Area 51.
1:38:42He's the guy that used to back engineer UFOs at Area 51.
1:38:42He's the guy that used to back engineer UFOs at Area 51.
1:38:45He goes, fuck yes. Damn.
1:38:45He goes, fuck yes. Damn.
1:38:45He goes, fuck yes. Damn.
1:38:48All right. So we went to Fogo de Chow in L .A.
1:38:48All right. So we went to Fogo de Chow in L .A.
1:38:48All right. So we went to Fogo de Chow in L .A.
1:38:51That's awesome. And we sat down with Bob Lazar and just got to ask him
1:38:51That's awesome. And we sat down with Bob Lazar and just got to ask him
1:38:51That's awesome. And we sat down with Bob Lazar and just got to ask him
1:38:54all these questions. I've talked, I've known him for years now.
1:38:54all these questions. I've talked, I've known him for years now.
1:38:54all these questions. I've talked, I've known him for years now.
1:38:58So I've known him for probably when I did the podcast with him.
1:38:58So I've known him for probably when I did the podcast with him.
1:38:58So I've known him for probably when I did the podcast with him.
1:39:01What year was that, Jamie?
1:39:01What year was that, Jamie?
1:39:01What year was that, Jamie?
1:39:042019? 2019. So I've known him for six, seven years now.
1:39:042019? 2019. So I've known him for six, seven years now.
1:39:042019? 2019. So I've known him for six, seven years now.
1:39:08Okay. Whatever, however it runs out time -wise.
1:39:08Okay. Whatever, however it runs out time -wise.
1:39:08Okay. Whatever, however it runs out time -wise.
1:39:11And he's always had the same story.
1:39:11And he's always had the same story.
1:39:11And he's always had the same story.
1:39:14He's a very reasonable guy.
1:39:14He's a very reasonable guy.
1:39:14He's a very reasonable guy.
1:39:16You hang out with, I've had dinner with him a couple times.
1:39:16You hang out with, I've had dinner with him a couple times.
1:39:16You hang out with, I've had dinner with him a couple times.
1:39:18Super normal guy. Doesn't seem like a big fat liar.
1:39:18Super normal guy. Doesn't seem like a big fat liar.
1:39:18Super normal guy. Doesn't seem like a big fat liar.
1:39:21Obviously a scientist. Like obviously a very brilliant guy.
1:39:21Obviously a scientist. Like obviously a very brilliant guy.
1:39:21Obviously a scientist. Like obviously a very brilliant guy.
1:39:26Like I don't know what to think.
1:39:26Like I don't know what to think.
1:39:26Like I don't know what to think.
1:39:27I keep searching for some bullshit.
1:39:27I keep searching for some bullshit.
1:39:27I keep searching for some bullshit.
1:39:30I keep searching for some thing.
1:39:30I keep searching for some thing.
1:39:30I keep searching for some thing.
1:39:32He never saw any aliens.
1:39:32He never saw any aliens.
1:39:32He never saw any aliens.
1:39:33He never saw anything. He just was back engineering these crafts that didn't make any
1:39:33He never saw anything. He just was back engineering these crafts that didn't make any
1:39:33He never saw anything. He just was back engineering these crafts that didn't make any
1:39:38sense. He's like, he got there.
1:39:38sense. He's like, he got there.
1:39:38sense. He's like, he got there.
1:39:40He saw it. The moment he saw it, it looked like that thing.
1:39:40He saw it. The moment he saw it, it looked like that thing.
1:39:40He saw it. The moment he saw it, it looked like that thing.
1:39:43That's what it's based on.
1:39:43That's what it's based on.
1:39:43That's what it's based on.
1:39:44That thing on the desk, that's the sport model.
1:39:44That thing on the desk, that's the sport model.
1:39:44That thing on the desk, that's the sport model.
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1:39:53a 3, and he makes these.
1:39:54You can buy them on the internet.
1:39:54You can buy them on the internet.
1:39:54You can buy them on the internet.
1:39:56He makes like a desk clock or a desk lamp, rather.
1:39:56He makes like a desk clock or a desk lamp, rather.
1:39:56He makes like a desk clock or a desk lamp, rather.
1:40:00So he'd have to examine the motor or whatever, the mechanisms of that, and try
1:40:00So he'd have to examine the motor or whatever, the mechanisms of that, and try
1:40:00So he'd have to examine the motor or whatever, the mechanisms of that, and try
1:40:04to fix it? Well, they didn't even tell him what he was doing.
1:40:04to fix it? Well, they didn't even tell him what he was doing.
1:40:04to fix it? Well, they didn't even tell him what he was doing.
1:40:06So this is what it was.
1:40:06So this is what it was.
1:40:06So this is what it was.
1:40:07So he worked at Los Alamos, Los Alamos Labs in New Mexico, and he was
1:40:07So he worked at Los Alamos, Los Alamos Labs in New Mexico, and he was
1:40:07So he worked at Los Alamos, Los Alamos Labs in New Mexico, and he was
1:40:13a propulsions expert. He had famously put a jet engine on the back of a
1:40:13a propulsions expert. He had famously put a jet engine on the back of a
1:40:13a propulsions expert. He had famously put a jet engine on the back of a
1:40:18Honda. He built a Honda with a jet engine on it, just for funsies.
1:40:18Honda. He built a Honda with a jet engine on it, just for funsies.
1:40:18Honda. He built a Honda with a jet engine on it, just for funsies.
1:40:22He was just a genius.
1:40:22He was just a genius.
1:40:22He was just a genius.
1:40:24He just loved engineering and doing things.
1:40:24He just loved engineering and doing things.
1:40:24He just loved engineering and doing things.
1:40:27And he had contacted this guy about getting some work, some work in laboratories or
1:40:27And he had contacted this guy about getting some work, some work in laboratories or
1:40:27And he had contacted this guy about getting some work, some work in laboratories or
1:40:34whatever. And he said, I might have something for you that is more along the
1:40:34whatever. And he said, I might have something for you that is more along the
1:40:34whatever. And he said, I might have something for you that is more along the
1:40:40lines with your capabilities. I'm going to set up a meeting for you.
1:40:40lines with your capabilities. I'm going to set up a meeting for you.
1:40:40lines with your capabilities. I'm going to set up a meeting for you.
1:40:43So he sets up this meeting for him.
1:40:43So he sets up this meeting for him.
1:40:43So he sets up this meeting for him.
1:40:45He has no idea what the meeting is about.
1:40:45He has no idea what the meeting is about.
1:40:45He has no idea what the meeting is about.
1:40:47He has no idea what they're doing.
1:40:47He has no idea what they're doing.
1:40:47He has no idea what they're doing.
1:40:48They don't tell him. They just start asking him about his background, what he did
1:40:48They don't tell him. They just start asking him about his background, what he did
1:40:48They don't tell him. They just start asking him about his background, what he did
1:40:51at Los Alamos, what he's interested in.
1:40:51at Los Alamos, what he's interested in.
1:40:51at Los Alamos, what he's interested in.
1:40:54And he just tells his whole story of science and this and that.
1:40:54And he just tells his whole story of science and this and that.
1:40:54And he just tells his whole story of science and this and that.
1:40:57And so they had already heard about him.
1:40:57And so they had already heard about him.
1:40:57And so they had already heard about him.
1:40:59So they go, OK, show up at this place.
1:40:59So they go, OK, show up at this place.
1:40:59So they go, OK, show up at this place.
1:41:03There's airplanes that are going to fly you out to where you're going.
1:41:03There's airplanes that are going to fly you out to where you're going.
1:41:03There's airplanes that are going to fly you out to where you're going.
1:41:06So he's like, OK. So no one even knew about these airplanes back then.
1:41:06So he's like, OK. So no one even knew about these airplanes back then.
1:41:06So he's like, OK. So no one even knew about these airplanes back then.
1:41:09And now it's been confirmed that there's a bunch of airplanes right outside of Mandalay
1:41:09And now it's been confirmed that there's a bunch of airplanes right outside of Mandalay
1:41:09And now it's been confirmed that there's a bunch of airplanes right outside of Mandalay
1:41:13Bay. You could see these airplanes that they fly, the employees that work in Area
1:41:13Bay. You could see these airplanes that they fly, the employees that work in Area
1:41:13Bay. You could see these airplanes that they fly, the employees that work in Area
1:41:1851, and they live in Las Vegas.
1:41:1851, and they live in Las Vegas.
1:41:1851, and they live in Las Vegas.
1:41:20They just fly them out there.
1:41:20They just fly them out there.
1:41:20They just fly them out there.
1:41:22But nobody knew about this in 1989 when he was talking about it, when he
1:41:22But nobody knew about this in 1989 when he was talking about it, when he
1:41:22But nobody knew about this in 1989 when he was talking about it, when he
1:41:25blew the whistle on it.
1:41:25blew the whistle on it.
1:41:25blew the whistle on it.
1:41:26Yeah, yeah. And so they fly him out there.
1:41:26Yeah, yeah. And so they fly him out there.
1:41:26Yeah, yeah. And so they fly him out there.
1:41:29They, you know, show him how everything works for a couple days in terms of
1:41:29They, you know, show him how everything works for a couple days in terms of
1:41:29They, you know, show him how everything works for a couple days in terms of
1:41:34how the base works and where you have access to, what you don't have access
1:41:34how the base works and where you have access to, what you don't have access
1:41:34how the base works and where you have access to, what you don't have access
1:41:37to. They bring him this guy that is his co -worker that was there before.
1:41:37to. They bring him this guy that is his co -worker that was there before.
1:41:37to. They bring him this guy that is his co -worker that was there before.
1:41:41And then it was going to show him the ropes.
1:41:41And then it was going to show him the ropes.
1:41:41And then it was going to show him the ropes.
1:41:44And then a couple days in, they bring him into a hangar.
1:41:44And then a couple days in, they bring him into a hangar.
1:41:44And then a couple days in, they bring him into a hangar.
1:41:47And there's that thing. And it has an American flag sticker on it.
1:41:47And there's that thing. And it has an American flag sticker on it.
1:41:47And there's that thing. And it has an American flag sticker on it.
1:41:51And so he goes, oh, these are ours.
1:41:51And so he goes, oh, these are ours.
1:41:51And so he goes, oh, these are ours.
1:41:55He's like, oh, my God.
1:41:55He's like, oh, my God.
1:41:55He's like, oh, my God.
1:41:56No wonder why people are seeing these things.
1:41:56No wonder why people are seeing these things.
1:41:56No wonder why people are seeing these things.
1:42:00This is something that we have.
1:42:00This is something that we have.
1:42:00This is something that we have.
1:42:01So then they tell him, essentially, tell us how it works.
1:42:01So then they tell him, essentially, tell us how it works.
1:42:01So then they tell him, essentially, tell us how it works.
1:42:06He's like, what is this, a test?
1:42:06He's like, what is this, a test?
1:42:06He's like, what is this, a test?
1:42:08Like, they're very vague about everything.
1:42:08Like, they're very vague about everything.
1:42:08Like, they're very vague about everything.
1:42:10No one's telling him where it came from.
1:42:10No one's telling him where it came from.
1:42:10No one's telling him where it came from.
1:42:12No one's telling him anything.
1:42:12No one's telling him anything.
1:42:12No one's telling him anything.
1:42:13And then he realizes, like, the whole thing doesn't make sense because there's no welds.
1:42:13And then he realizes, like, the whole thing doesn't make sense because there's no welds.
1:42:13And then he realizes, like, the whole thing doesn't make sense because there's no welds.
1:42:18There's no seams. It's like it's 3D printed.
1:42:18There's no seams. It's like it's 3D printed.
1:42:18There's no seams. It's like it's 3D printed.
1:42:21And you have to crawl in it because it's designed for people that are, like,
1:42:21And you have to crawl in it because it's designed for people that are, like,
1:42:21And you have to crawl in it because it's designed for people that are, like,
1:42:24three feet tall. Whoa. And there's no controls in it.
1:42:24three feet tall. Whoa. And there's no controls in it.
1:42:24three feet tall. Whoa. And there's no controls in it.
1:42:27It's like, what is this?
1:42:27It's like, what is this?
1:42:27It's like, what is this?
1:42:29And there's this generator in the center of it that has this triangle piece of
1:42:29And there's this generator in the center of it that has this triangle piece of
1:42:29And there's this generator in the center of it that has this triangle piece of
1:42:36this element that doesn't even exist on Earth.
1:42:36this element that doesn't even exist on Earth.
1:42:36this element that doesn't even exist on Earth.
1:42:39This element 115. He's like, wait, what the fuck is going on?
1:42:39This element 115. He's like, wait, what the fuck is going on?
1:42:39This element 115. He's like, wait, what the fuck is going on?
1:42:43And they explain to him, you bombard this element with radiation.
1:42:43And they explain to him, you bombard this element with radiation.
1:42:43And they explain to him, you bombard this element with radiation.
1:42:48This is how this thing works.
1:42:48This is how this thing works.
1:42:48This is how this thing works.
1:42:49You put this dome on it.
1:42:49You put this dome on it.
1:42:49You put this dome on it.
1:42:50It gets bombarded with radiation.
1:42:50It gets bombarded with radiation.
1:42:50It gets bombarded with radiation.
1:42:52And then that causes this field around this craft that allows you to move around.
1:42:52And then that causes this field around this craft that allows you to move around.
1:42:52And then that causes this field around this craft that allows you to move around.
1:42:58Whoa. And so they do a demonstration for him.
1:42:58Whoa. And so they do a demonstration for him.
1:42:58Whoa. And so they do a demonstration for him.
1:43:00He goes outside. They fly this thing.
1:43:00He goes outside. They fly this thing.
1:43:00He goes outside. They fly this thing.
1:43:02When he's under it, he can't see it.
1:43:02When he's under it, he can't see it.
1:43:02When he's under it, he can't see it.
1:43:05He has to step away from where he is so he can see it again.
1:43:05He has to step away from where he is so he can see it again.
1:43:05He has to step away from where he is so he can see it again.
1:43:10He's like, what the fuck is this thing?
1:43:10He's like, what the fuck is this thing?
1:43:10He's like, what the fuck is this thing?
1:43:13It's not making any noise.
1:43:13It's not making any noise.
1:43:13It's not making any noise.
1:43:14It moves around. It gives off this, like, glowing light when whatever that, whatever this
1:43:14It moves around. It gives off this, like, glowing light when whatever that, whatever this
1:43:14It moves around. It gives off this, like, glowing light when whatever that, whatever this
1:43:20generator inside of it is operational.
1:43:20generator inside of it is operational.
1:43:20generator inside of it is operational.
1:43:23It gives off this blue glowing light.
1:43:23It gives off this blue glowing light.
1:43:23It gives off this blue glowing light.
1:43:25And this thing was, like, silently flying around.
1:43:25And this thing was, like, silently flying around.
1:43:25And this thing was, like, silently flying around.
1:43:27And occasionally it would go from one point to another very quickly.
1:43:27And occasionally it would go from one point to another very quickly.
1:43:27And occasionally it would go from one point to another very quickly.
1:43:31Like, it could go from, like, this part of the mountain to that part of
1:43:31Like, it could go from, like, this part of the mountain to that part of
1:43:31Like, it could go from, like, this part of the mountain to that part of
1:43:36the mountain and just appear there.
1:43:36the mountain and just appear there.
1:43:36the mountain and just appear there.
1:43:37And it would look like it just disappeared because it would move so fast it
1:43:37And it would look like it just disappeared because it would move so fast it
1:43:37And it would look like it just disappeared because it would move so fast it
1:43:40would just appear in a new place, it seemed like.
1:43:40would just appear in a new place, it seemed like.
1:43:40would just appear in a new place, it seemed like.
1:43:43What was steering the thing?
1:43:43What was steering the thing?
1:43:43What was steering the thing?
1:43:44I don't understand it, and he didn't understand it either.
1:43:44I don't understand it, and he didn't understand it either.
1:43:44I don't understand it, and he didn't understand it either.
1:43:48They don't exactly know. He knows how supposedly this generator, there's these gravity beam projectors
1:43:48They don't exactly know. He knows how supposedly this generator, there's these gravity beam projectors
1:43:48They don't exactly know. He knows how supposedly this generator, there's these gravity beam projectors
1:43:56that are on the bottom of it.
1:43:56that are on the bottom of it.
1:43:56that are on the bottom of it.
1:43:57And the way you get it to fly fast, it would turn sideways and then
1:43:57And the way you get it to fly fast, it would turn sideways and then
1:43:57And the way you get it to fly fast, it would turn sideways and then
1:44:02it would point these gravity projectors or whatever they called it into a certain direction.
1:44:02it would point these gravity projectors or whatever they called it into a certain direction.
1:44:02it would point these gravity projectors or whatever they called it into a certain direction.
1:44:07It would create this void around this craft, and it would just instantaneously go to
1:44:07It would create this void around this craft, and it would just instantaneously go to
1:44:07It would create this void around this craft, and it would just instantaneously go to
1:44:14wherever it was supposed to go.
1:44:14wherever it was supposed to go.
1:44:14wherever it was supposed to go.
1:44:15Fuck, dude. That's crazy. Right.
1:44:15Fuck, dude. That's crazy. Right.
1:44:15Fuck, dude. That's crazy. Right.
1:44:18And so he's working on this for, you know, months and months, and then his
1:44:18And so he's working on this for, you know, months and months, and then his
1:44:18And so he's working on this for, you know, months and months, and then his
1:44:21wife starts having an affair on him because he doesn't tell her what he's doing.
1:44:21wife starts having an affair on him because he doesn't tell her what he's doing.
1:44:21wife starts having an affair on him because he doesn't tell her what he's doing.
1:44:27It's, like, super top secret.
1:44:27It's, like, super top secret.
1:44:27It's, like, super top secret.
1:44:28And so when you have this super top secret clearance, you can't tell anybody what
1:44:28And so when you have this super top secret clearance, you can't tell anybody what
1:44:28And so when you have this super top secret clearance, you can't tell anybody what
1:44:32you're doing. Yeah. So he's like, I got to go to work.
1:44:32you're doing. Yeah. So he's like, I got to go to work.
1:44:32you're doing. Yeah. So he's like, I got to go to work.
1:44:34She's like, it's 11 o 'clock at night.
1:44:34She's like, it's 11 o 'clock at night.
1:44:34She's like, it's 11 o 'clock at night.
1:44:36Where are you going? He's like, I have to go to work.
1:44:36Where are you going? He's like, I have to go to work.
1:44:36Where are you going? He's like, I have to go to work.
1:44:38So he would just jet off, and she was like, well, I'm going to go
1:44:38So he would just jet off, and she was like, well, I'm going to go
1:44:38So he would just jet off, and she was like, well, I'm going to go
1:44:40fuck my flight attendant or my flight instructor.
1:44:40fuck my flight attendant or my flight instructor.
1:44:40fuck my flight attendant or my flight instructor.
1:44:44So this is all recorded because they're tapping his phones.
1:44:44So this is all recorded because they're tapping his phones.
1:44:44So this is all recorded because they're tapping his phones.
1:44:49And so they suspend him because they were wondering if he's going to be emotionally
1:44:49And so they suspend him because they were wondering if he's going to be emotionally
1:44:49And so they suspend him because they were wondering if he's going to be emotionally
1:44:55unstable. So while he's suspended, he takes his friends.
1:44:55unstable. So while he's suspended, he takes his friends.
1:44:55unstable. So while he's suspended, he takes his friends.
1:44:58He's like, I got to tell people about this.
1:44:58He's like, I got to tell people about this.
1:44:58He's like, I got to tell people about this.
1:45:00Like, I can't even work.
1:45:00Like, I can't even work.
1:45:00Like, I can't even work.
1:45:01Something's going on. I got to tell these people, like, hey, every Wednesday I have
1:45:01Something's going on. I got to tell these people, like, hey, every Wednesday I have
1:45:01Something's going on. I got to tell these people, like, hey, every Wednesday I have
1:45:05the schedule. Every Wednesday they fly these fucking things.
1:45:05the schedule. Every Wednesday they fly these fucking things.
1:45:05the schedule. Every Wednesday they fly these fucking things.
1:45:08And the reason why they do it on Wednesday is because that's when there's the
1:45:08And the reason why they do it on Wednesday is because that's when there's the
1:45:08And the reason why they do it on Wednesday is because that's when there's the
1:45:10least amount of traffic on the roads.
1:45:10least amount of traffic on the roads.
1:45:10least amount of traffic on the roads.
1:45:13So he takes his wife and he takes a couple of friends and he takes
1:45:13So he takes his wife and he takes a couple of friends and he takes
1:45:13So he takes his wife and he takes a couple of friends and he takes
1:45:16them up to see this thing.
1:45:16them up to see this thing.
1:45:16them up to see this thing.
1:45:17And they go once and then they go twice and then they get caught.
1:45:17And they go once and then they go twice and then they get caught.
1:45:17And they go once and then they go twice and then they get caught.
1:45:20Damn. And then when they get caught, then they grill him, they scare him, they're
1:45:20Damn. And then when they get caught, then they grill him, they scare him, they're
1:45:20Damn. And then when they get caught, then they grill him, they scare him, they're
1:45:24poking him in the chest with a gun, and they're freaking him out.
1:45:24poking him in the chest with a gun, and they're freaking him out.
1:45:24poking him in the chest with a gun, and they're freaking him out.
1:45:27And then they tell him about his wife and the affair and all this shit.
1:45:27And then they tell him about his wife and the affair and all this shit.
1:45:27And then they tell him about his wife and the affair and all this shit.
1:45:30And so then he goes public.
1:45:30And so then he goes public.
1:45:30And so then he goes public.
1:45:32And so he gets a hold of this guy, George Knapp, who's a news reporter
1:45:32And so he gets a hold of this guy, George Knapp, who's a news reporter
1:45:32And so he gets a hold of this guy, George Knapp, who's a news reporter
1:45:37in Las Vegas. And he tells them the story.
1:45:37in Las Vegas. And he tells them the story.
1:45:37in Las Vegas. And he tells them the story.
1:45:40And at first, initially, they black his face out so he could remain anonymous.
1:45:40And at first, initially, they black his face out so he could remain anonymous.
1:45:40And at first, initially, they black his face out so he could remain anonymous.
1:45:44He's like, look, the only way I can stay alive, you have to show my
1:45:44He's like, look, the only way I can stay alive, you have to show my
1:45:44He's like, look, the only way I can stay alive, you have to show my
1:45:47face. Because they're threatening him.
1:45:47face. Because they're threatening him.
1:45:47face. Because they're threatening him.
1:45:49They broke into his house.
1:45:49They broke into his house.
1:45:49They broke into his house.
1:45:50He goes outside. He goes to the gym, goes outside.
1:45:50He goes outside. He goes to the gym, goes outside.
1:45:50He goes outside. He goes to the gym, goes outside.
1:45:53His trunk is open. His hood is open.
1:45:53His trunk is open. His hood is open.
1:45:53His trunk is open. His hood is open.
1:45:54All his doors are open.
1:45:54All his doors are open.
1:45:54All his doors are open.
1:45:55The car was locked. No one broke into it.
1:45:55The car was locked. No one broke into it.
1:45:55The car was locked. No one broke into it.
1:45:57So he has no idea.
1:45:57So he has no idea.
1:45:57So he has no idea.
1:45:58They're fucking with him. Jesus Christ, man.
1:45:58They're fucking with him. Jesus Christ, man.
1:45:58They're fucking with him. Jesus Christ, man.
1:46:00And he's really worried. Someone shoots.
1:46:00And he's really worried. Someone shoots.
1:46:00And he's really worried. Someone shoots.
1:46:01his tire out on the highway where is he now he's just chilling well he's
1:46:01his tire out on the highway where is he now he's just chilling well he's
1:46:01his tire out on the highway where is he now he's just chilling well he's
1:46:06i don't know if i'm supposed to say where he lives oh whatever but he's
1:46:06i don't know if i'm supposed to say where he lives oh whatever but he's
1:46:06i don't know if i'm supposed to say where he lives oh whatever but he's
1:46:10like around yeah no he's right i mean this is a long time ago it
1:46:10like around yeah no he's right i mean this is a long time ago it
1:46:10like around yeah no he's right i mean this is a long time ago it
1:46:13was a long time ago and you know he was kind of discredited they tried
1:46:13was a long time ago and you know he was kind of discredited they tried
1:46:13was a long time ago and you know he was kind of discredited they tried
1:46:17to discredit him they said he never worked at los alamos labs but then someone
1:46:17to discredit him they said he never worked at los alamos labs but then someone
1:46:17to discredit him they said he never worked at los alamos labs but then someone
1:46:21got a hold of the employee roster from the time that he was working there
1:46:21got a hold of the employee roster from the time that he was working there
1:46:21got a hold of the employee roster from the time that he was working there
1:46:25and his name's listed there so someone who worked there at the time said i
1:46:25and his name's listed there so someone who worked there at the time said i
1:46:25and his name's listed there so someone who worked there at the time said i
1:46:28have the employee roster from you know 1985 or whatever it was and he says
1:46:28have the employee roster from you know 1985 or whatever it was and he says
1:46:28have the employee roster from you know 1985 or whatever it was and he says
1:46:32like here right here and they go through the roster and says right there robert
1:46:32like here right here and they go through the roster and says right there robert
1:46:32like here right here and they go through the roster and says right there robert
1:46:35lazar and there's also a newspaper article that was printed about him being a physicist
1:46:35lazar and there's also a newspaper article that was printed about him being a physicist
1:46:35lazar and there's also a newspaper article that was printed about him being a physicist
1:46:40at los alamos labs and that he had made this crazy jet engine powered honda
1:46:40at los alamos labs and that he had made this crazy jet engine powered honda
1:46:40at los alamos labs and that he had made this crazy jet engine powered honda
1:46:44yeah so there's him with the honda and he's listed in this lab that he's
1:46:44yeah so there's him with the honda and he's listed in this lab that he's
1:46:44yeah so there's him with the honda and he's listed in this lab that he's
1:46:48a physicist at this lab dude that's that's just so weird and then what that
1:46:48a physicist at this lab dude that's that's just so weird and then what that
1:46:48a physicist at this lab dude that's that's just so weird and then what that
1:46:53guy just said yeah what trump just said he's not supposed to say that it's
1:46:53guy just said yeah what trump just said he's not supposed to say that it's
1:46:53guy just said yeah what trump just said he's not supposed to say that it's
1:46:56classified like yeah what why don't you fucking tell us well i always wonder if
1:46:56classified like yeah what why don't you fucking tell us well i always wonder if
1:46:56classified like yeah what why don't you fucking tell us well i always wonder if
1:47:02they're going to try to do like a space force thing where it's like wmd
1:47:02they're going to try to do like a space force thing where it's like wmd
1:47:02they're going to try to do like a space force thing where it's like wmd
1:47:05is the middle east we go to the middle east now they're going like yeah
1:47:05is the middle east we go to the middle east now they're going like yeah
1:47:05is the middle east we go to the middle east now they're going like yeah
1:47:08i think there are there are aliens and it's like now we get to do
1:47:08i think there are there are aliens and it's like now we get to do
1:47:08i think there are there are aliens and it's like now we get to do
1:47:10like space force shit i i think if they're aliens you can't do shit to
1:47:10like space force shit i i think if they're aliens you can't do shit to
1:47:10like space force shit i i think if they're aliens you can't do shit to
1:47:14them i know but it's also like if you want to erect some weird defense
1:47:14them i know but it's also like if you want to erect some weird defense
1:47:14them i know but it's also like if you want to erect some weird defense
1:47:17thing in outer space so we can spy on china it's like the other i
1:47:17thing in outer space so we can spy on china it's like the other i
1:47:17thing in outer space so we can spy on china it's like the other i
1:47:20think there's probably are aliens for them by the way it's like there's i would
1:47:20think there's probably are aliens for them by the way it's like there's i would
1:47:20think there's probably are aliens for them by the way it's like there's i would
1:47:23imagine there's something i would imagine there's something because the government whenever they start floating
1:47:23imagine there's something i would imagine there's something because the government whenever they start floating
1:47:23imagine there's something i would imagine there's something because the government whenever they start floating
1:47:27out things like i always i assume there's like an agenda i'm like all right
1:47:27out things like i always i assume there's like an agenda i'm like all right
1:47:27out things like i always i assume there's like an agenda i'm like all right
1:47:31what are they doing 100 because they just dropped aliens on us out of nowhere
1:47:31what are they doing 100 because they just dropped aliens on us out of nowhere
1:47:31what are they doing 100 because they just dropped aliens on us out of nowhere
1:47:34and everyone was kind of like okay well it really started around 2017 yeah that's
1:47:34and everyone was kind of like okay well it really started around 2017 yeah that's
1:47:34and everyone was kind of like okay well it really started around 2017 yeah that's
1:47:39when it started to become legitimized because that was when the new york times printed
1:47:39when it started to become legitimized because that was when the new york times printed
1:47:39when it started to become legitimized because that was when the new york times printed
1:47:42this article about it and they talked about these pilots and their experiences and these
1:47:42this article about it and they talked about these pilots and their experiences and these
1:47:42this article about it and they talked about these pilots and their experiences and these
1:47:47videos that they couldn't explain because these crafts had no heat signature and they were
1:47:47videos that they couldn't explain because these crafts had no heat signature and they were
1:47:47videos that they couldn't explain because these crafts had no heat signature and they were
1:47:51flying and ridiculous speeds over the ocean yeah i remember them just coming out with
1:47:51flying and ridiculous speeds over the ocean yeah i remember them just coming out with
1:47:51flying and ridiculous speeds over the ocean yeah i remember them just coming out with
1:47:55it and then like just and then they start doing the uap thing and all
1:47:55it and then like just and then they start doing the uap thing and all
1:47:55it and then like just and then they start doing the uap thing and all
1:47:59that stuff and they're like yeah there's like unidentified crafts and you know blah blah
1:47:59that stuff and they're like yeah there's like unidentified crafts and you know blah blah
1:47:59that stuff and they're like yeah there's like unidentified crafts and you know blah blah
1:48:03blah so i'm always kind of like what are they up to yeah it's weird
1:48:03blah so i'm always kind of like what are they up to yeah it's weird
1:48:03blah so i'm always kind of like what are they up to yeah it's weird
1:48:06the hell are these guys up to it's hard to know what's real and what's
1:48:06the hell are these guys up to it's hard to know what's real and what's
1:48:06the hell are these guys up to it's hard to know what's real and what's
1:48:09not real but when you start talking to pilots and people that have experienced certain
1:48:09not real but when you start talking to pilots and people that have experienced certain
1:48:09not real but when you start talking to pilots and people that have experienced certain
1:48:13yeah you know you just go wow what is this guy saying yeah and i
1:48:13yeah you know you just go wow what is this guy saying yeah and i
1:48:13yeah you know you just go wow what is this guy saying yeah and i
1:48:19again i don't deny it i'm always kind of like yeah you probably did see
1:48:19again i don't deny it i'm always kind of like yeah you probably did see
1:48:19again i don't deny it i'm always kind of like yeah you probably did see
1:48:21that stuff but it's like i don't know you know it's like why is it
1:48:21that stuff but it's like i don't know you know it's like why is it
1:48:21that stuff but it's like i don't know you know it's like why is it
1:48:26classified it's got to be mil i would imagine it's military stuff where they're like
1:48:26classified it's got to be mil i would imagine it's military stuff where they're like
1:48:26classified it's got to be mil i would imagine it's military stuff where they're like
1:48:31we want to use it for we want to reverse engineer and use it for
1:48:31we want to use it for we want to reverse engineer and use it for
1:48:31we want to use it for we want to reverse engineer and use it for
1:48:33our military if this gets into another military's hands blah blah but then they're all
1:48:33our military if this gets into another military's hands blah blah but then they're all
1:48:33our military if this gets into another military's hands blah blah but then they're all
1:48:36spying on each other so i would imagine they would know too well the people
1:48:36spying on each other so i would imagine they would know too well the people
1:48:36spying on each other so i would imagine they would know too well the people
1:48:40that i've talked to said that russia and china both have retrieved crashes really yeah
1:48:40that i've talked to said that russia and china both have retrieved crashes really yeah
1:48:40that i've talked to said that russia and china both have retrieved crashes really yeah
1:48:44it's not just america that has them it's other countries that have them too damn
1:48:44it's not just america that has them it's other countries that have them too damn
1:48:44it's not just america that has them it's other countries that have them too damn
1:48:48supposedly this is the big story supposedly there's uh one that's so big that they
1:48:48supposedly this is the big story supposedly there's uh one that's so big that they
1:48:48supposedly this is the big story supposedly there's uh one that's so big that they
1:48:54can't move it so they built a building around it that's supposed to be in
1:48:54can't move it so they built a building around it that's supposed to be in
1:48:54can't move it so they built a building around it that's supposed to be in
1:48:57korea what supposedly that's why i heard it's in korea but yeah this is the
1:48:57korea what supposedly that's why i heard it's in korea but yeah this is the
1:48:57korea what supposedly that's why i heard it's in korea but yeah this is the
1:49:02lure that this thing is so big that they couldn't move it that they had
1:49:02lure that this thing is so big that they couldn't move it that they had
1:49:02lure that this thing is so big that they couldn't move it that they had
1:49:05to put a building around it dude that's that's wild that'll be the the thing
1:49:05to put a building around it dude that's that's wild that'll be the the thing
1:49:05to put a building around it dude that's that's wild that'll be the the thing
1:49:10i always think about if they come out and say yeah there's definitely aliens like
1:49:10i always think about if they come out and say yeah there's definitely aliens like
1:49:10i always think about if they come out and say yeah there's definitely aliens like
1:49:14what do people do yeah this is the building supposedly a giant building in south
1:49:14what do people do yeah this is the building supposedly a giant building in south
1:49:14what do people do yeah this is the building supposedly a giant building in south
1:49:19korea is often cited as a potential ufo storage facility you imagine if they just
1:49:19korea is often cited as a potential ufo storage facility you imagine if they just
1:49:19korea is often cited as a potential ufo storage facility you imagine if they just
1:49:26built it the shape of a ufo that kind of looks like it that's so
1:49:26built it the shape of a ufo that kind of looks like it that's so
1:49:26built it the shape of a ufo that kind of looks like it that's so
1:49:29crazy dude do a square building what's in that fucking building i don't know imagine
1:49:29crazy dude do a square building what's in that fucking building i don't know imagine
1:49:29crazy dude do a square building what's in that fucking building i don't know imagine
1:49:35that's real yeah what is this why are they uh why do they think this
1:49:35that's real yeah what is this why are they uh why do they think this
1:49:35that's real yeah what is this why are they uh why do they think this
1:49:41well i would imagine that place would have to be heavily guarded yeah it was
1:49:41well i would imagine that place would have to be heavily guarded yeah it was
1:49:41well i would imagine that place would have to be heavily guarded yeah it was
1:49:47just a gate who's that guy eric burleson insisted on the existence of aliens but
1:49:47just a gate who's that guy eric burleson insisted on the existence of aliens but
1:49:47just a gate who's that guy eric burleson insisted on the existence of aliens but
1:49:52admitted he has no definitive proof okay i was talking that video i showed you
1:49:52admitted he has no definitive proof okay i was talking that video i showed you
1:49:52admitted he has no definitive proof okay i was talking that video i showed you
1:49:56the other guy who said he was gonna go look at these places he was
1:49:56the other guy who said he was gonna go look at these places he was
1:49:56the other guy who said he was gonna go look at these places he was
1:49:59gonna go look in korea uh he mentioned he was gonna go look at the
1:49:59gonna go look in korea uh he mentioned he was gonna go look at the
1:49:59gonna go look in korea uh he mentioned he was gonna go look at the
1:50:02underground one he didn't say where it was oh this is the congressman congressman's claim
1:50:02underground one he didn't say where it was oh this is the congressman congressman's claim
1:50:02underground one he didn't say where it was oh this is the congressman congressman's claim
1:50:06yeah so scroll scroll down there a little lower so here is u .s congressman
1:50:06yeah so scroll scroll down there a little lower so here is u .s congressman
1:50:06yeah so scroll scroll down there a little lower so here is u .s congressman
1:50:10has claimed classified facility housing a ufo is hiding in plain sight well that's kind
1:50:10has claimed classified facility housing a ufo is hiding in plain sight well that's kind
1:50:10has claimed classified facility housing a ufo is hiding in plain sight well that's kind
1:50:15of hiding in plain sight they literally made a little antenna on the top just
1:50:15of hiding in plain sight they literally made a little antenna on the top just
1:50:15of hiding in plain sight they literally made a little antenna on the top just
1:50:18like this sport model look at this sport model it has that antenna on the
1:50:18like this sport model look at this sport model it has that antenna on the
1:50:18like this sport model look at this sport model it has that antenna on the
1:50:22top i don't know what to believe man but i know i want to believe
1:50:22top i don't know what to believe man but i know i want to believe
1:50:22top i don't know what to believe man but i know i want to believe
1:50:26270 feet in diameter holy shit yeah it's fucking that's insane yeah especially now with
1:50:26270 feet in diameter holy shit yeah it's fucking that's insane yeah especially now with
1:50:26270 feet in diameter holy shit yeah it's fucking that's insane yeah especially now with
1:50:33all the deep fake stuff that's going to come out like the next election will
1:50:33all the deep fake stuff that's going to come out like the next election will
1:50:33all the deep fake stuff that's going to come out like the next election will
1:50:36be in like deep fake territory everyone will be like you were on the epstein
1:50:36be in like deep fake territory everyone will be like you were on the epstein
1:50:36be in like deep fake territory everyone will be like you were on the epstein
1:50:39list you were on it no you were i'm like i'm just you know you
1:50:39list you were on it no you were i'm like i'm just you know you
1:50:39list you were on it no you were i'm like i'm just you know you
1:50:43could have people saying all kinds of things that they've never said or being like
1:50:43could have people saying all kinds of things that they've never said or being like
1:50:43could have people saying all kinds of things that they've never said or being like
1:50:46i didn't do that hanging out with people they never hung i mean there was
1:50:46i didn't do that hanging out with people they never hung i mean there was
1:50:46i didn't do that hanging out with people they never hung i mean there was
1:50:48all these photos that were fake of epstein with a bunch of different people oh
1:50:48all these photos that were fake of epstein with a bunch of different people oh
1:50:48all these photos that were fake of epstein with a bunch of different people oh
1:50:52yeah no there was there was a completely fake videos people were sharing yeah it's
1:50:52yeah no there was there was a completely fake videos people were sharing yeah it's
1:50:52yeah no there was there was a completely fake videos people were sharing yeah it's
1:50:56like you know so i don't know by that time it's like i've been trying
1:50:56like you know so i don't know by that time it's like i've been trying
1:50:56like you know so i don't know by that time it's like i've been trying
1:50:59to just pull back completely from like the news and i'm like you know hey
1:50:59to just pull back completely from like the news and i'm like you know hey
1:50:59to just pull back completely from like the news and i'm like you know hey
1:51:02what is the official story of the colbert show where they had to air that
1:51:02what is the official story of the colbert show where they had to air that
1:51:02what is the official story of the colbert show where they had to air that
1:51:07talarico interview on youtube because i'm hearing two versions i'm hearing one version is that
1:51:07talarico interview on youtube because i'm hearing two versions i'm hearing one version is that
1:51:07talarico interview on youtube because i'm hearing two versions i'm hearing one version is that
1:51:16cbs wouldn't let them air it because like trump was involved the government was involved
1:51:16cbs wouldn't let them air it because like trump was involved the government was involved
1:51:16cbs wouldn't let them air it because like trump was involved the government was involved
1:51:22somehow or another because there worried about this talarico guys this very uh charismatic guy
1:51:22somehow or another because there worried about this talarico guys this very uh charismatic guy
1:51:22somehow or another because there worried about this talarico guys this very uh charismatic guy
1:51:26in texas that i really like very nice guy i'm on the show and brian
1:51:26in texas that i really like very nice guy i'm on the show and brian
1:51:26in texas that i really like very nice guy i'm on the show and brian
1:51:30simpson told me about him and then the other thing that i'm hearing is no
1:51:30simpson told me about him and then the other thing that i'm hearing is no
1:51:30simpson told me about him and then the other thing that i'm hearing is no
1:51:34with fcc equal time rules if he had talarico on he would also have to
1:51:34with fcc equal time rules if he had talarico on he would also have to
1:51:34with fcc equal time rules if he had talarico on he would also have to
1:51:41have talarico's opponent which is i think jasmine crockett is that true i didn't even
1:51:41have talarico's opponent which is i think jasmine crockett is that true i didn't even
1:51:41have talarico's opponent which is i think jasmine crockett is that true i didn't even
1:51:47know whoever his opponent is so i think there's rules like that for the fcc
1:51:47know whoever his opponent is so i think there's rules like that for the fcc
1:51:47know whoever his opponent is so i think there's rules like that for the fcc
1:51:51that don't exist for podcasts you know yeah yeah they have to balance it yeah
1:51:51that don't exist for podcasts you know yeah yeah they have to balance it yeah
1:51:51that don't exist for podcasts you know yeah yeah they have to balance it yeah
1:51:56like if you have this person on that's running for office you also have to
1:51:56like if you have this person on that's running for office you also have to
1:51:56like if you have this person on that's running for office you also have to
1:51:59have someone that is opposing them okay they have to have equal time i didn't
1:51:59have someone that is opposing them okay they have to have equal time i didn't
1:51:59have someone that is opposing them okay they have to have equal time i didn't
1:52:03know they had that true so he was on was he was on colbert who
1:52:03know they had that true so he was on was he was on colbert who
1:52:03know they had that true so he was on was he was on colbert who
1:52:08shows you on yeah steven colbert show okay and so they were framing it like
1:52:08shows you on yeah steven colbert show okay and so they were framing it like
1:52:08shows you on yeah steven colbert show okay and so they were framing it like
1:52:13it was uh the government was censoring This guy, because they're worried, and he was
1:52:13it was uh the government was censoring This guy, because they're worried, and he was
1:52:13it was uh the government was censoring This guy, because they're worried, and he was
1:52:17saying they're worried that they're going to flip Texas.
1:52:17saying they're worried that they're going to flip Texas.
1:52:17saying they're worried that they're going to flip Texas.
1:52:20That's what you're saying. I don't know if that's true, though.
1:52:20That's what you're saying. I don't know if that's true, though.
1:52:20That's what you're saying. I don't know if that's true, though.
1:52:26Because I'm... So, it's the difference.
1:52:26Because I'm... So, it's the difference.
1:52:26Because I'm... So, it's the difference.
1:52:28Honestly, this sounds like it's Colbert saying one thing.
1:52:28Honestly, this sounds like it's Colbert saying one thing.
1:52:28Honestly, this sounds like it's Colbert saying one thing.
1:52:31CBS lawyers are saying a different thing.
1:52:31CBS lawyers are saying a different thing.
1:52:31CBS lawyers are saying a different thing.
1:52:33Oh, okay. What are CBS lawyers saying?
1:52:33Oh, okay. What are CBS lawyers saying?
1:52:33Oh, okay. What are CBS lawyers saying?
1:52:35They're saying that it's the FCC thing.
1:52:35They're saying that it's the FCC thing.
1:52:35They're saying that it's the FCC thing.
1:52:38Colbert says, quote, here, They know damn well every word of my script was approved
1:52:38Colbert says, quote, here, They know damn well every word of my script was approved
1:52:38Colbert says, quote, here, They know damn well every word of my script was approved
1:52:43by CBS lawyers, who, for the record, approve every script that goes on the air.
1:52:43by CBS lawyers, who, for the record, approve every script that goes on the air.
1:52:43by CBS lawyers, who, for the record, approve every script that goes on the air.
1:52:46Yeah, but it's not about the script.
1:52:46Yeah, but it's not about the script.
1:52:46Yeah, but it's not about the script.
1:52:47It's about the humans, the people that are on.
1:52:47It's about the humans, the people that are on.
1:52:47It's about the humans, the people that are on.
1:52:50If the people are... Yeah, here it is.
1:52:50If the people are... Yeah, here it is.
1:52:50If the people are... Yeah, here it is.
1:52:52The show provided legal guidance that the broadcast could trigger the FCC equal time rule
1:52:52The show provided legal guidance that the broadcast could trigger the FCC equal time rule
1:52:52The show provided legal guidance that the broadcast could trigger the FCC equal time rule
1:52:57for two other candidates, including Rep.
1:52:57for two other candidates, including Rep.
1:52:57for two other candidates, including Rep.
1:53:00Jasmine Crockett, and presented options for how equal time for other candidates could be fulfilled.
1:53:00Jasmine Crockett, and presented options for how equal time for other candidates could be fulfilled.
1:53:00Jasmine Crockett, and presented options for how equal time for other candidates could be fulfilled.
1:53:07So, you would have to have equal time.
1:53:07So, you would have to have equal time.
1:53:07So, you would have to have equal time.
1:53:10Colbert scoffed at the statement during Tuesday's show, They know damn well every word of
1:53:10Colbert scoffed at the statement during Tuesday's show, They know damn well every word of
1:53:10Colbert scoffed at the statement during Tuesday's show, They know damn well every word of
1:53:15my script, but it doesn't have anything to do with the script.
1:53:15my script, but it doesn't have anything to do with the script.
1:53:15my script, but it doesn't have anything to do with the script.
1:53:18Said, They don't know damn well that every word of my script last night was
1:53:18Said, They don't know damn well that every word of my script last night was
1:53:18Said, They don't know damn well that every word of my script last night was
1:53:21approved by CBS lawyers, who, for the record, approved every script that goes on the
1:53:21approved by CBS lawyers, who, for the record, approved every script that goes on the
1:53:21approved by CBS lawyers, who, for the record, approved every script that goes on the
1:53:25air. Well, that's just diverting, because that's not what the subject is.
1:53:25air. Well, that's just diverting, because that's not what the subject is.
1:53:25air. Well, that's just diverting, because that's not what the subject is.
1:53:29It says the words on here.
1:53:29It says the words on here.
1:53:29It says the words on here.
1:53:30Okay. I got called backstage to get more notes from these lawyers, something that had
1:53:30Okay. I got called backstage to get more notes from these lawyers, something that had
1:53:30Okay. I got called backstage to get more notes from these lawyers, something that had
1:53:34never, ever happened before. They told us the language they wanted me to use to
1:53:34never, ever happened before. They told us the language they wanted me to use to
1:53:34never, ever happened before. They told us the language they wanted me to use to
1:53:38describe that equal time exception, and I used that language, Colbert said, so I don't
1:53:38describe that equal time exception, and I used that language, Colbert said, so I don't
1:53:38describe that equal time exception, and I used that language, Colbert said, so I don't
1:53:44know what this is about.
1:53:44know what this is about.
1:53:44know what this is about.
1:53:45He went on to say he wasn't mad at the network and does not want
1:53:45He went on to say he wasn't mad at the network and does not want
1:53:45He went on to say he wasn't mad at the network and does not want
1:53:49an adversarial relationship. Well, he's on his way out anyway.
1:53:49an adversarial relationship. Well, he's on his way out anyway.
1:53:49an adversarial relationship. Well, he's on his way out anyway.
1:53:52Yeah, I didn't know he still was doing a show.
1:53:52Yeah, I didn't know he still was doing a show.
1:53:52Yeah, I didn't know he still was doing a show.
1:53:53Yeah, he's doing it, I think, until, like, April or May or something.
1:53:53Yeah, he's doing it, I think, until, like, April or May or something.
1:53:53Yeah, he's doing it, I think, until, like, April or May or something.
1:53:57Come on, you're Paramount. No, no, no, you're more than that.
1:53:57Come on, you're Paramount. No, no, no, you're more than that.
1:53:57Come on, you're Paramount. No, no, no, you're more than that.
1:54:00You're Paramount Plus, he cracked.
1:54:00You're Paramount Plus, he cracked.
1:54:00You're Paramount Plus, he cracked.
1:54:02And for the lawyers to release this statement without even talking to me is really
1:54:02And for the lawyers to release this statement without even talking to me is really
1:54:02And for the lawyers to release this statement without even talking to me is really
1:54:06surprising. The host also noted there's been a long, very famous exception to the equal
1:54:06surprising. The host also noted there's been a long, very famous exception to the equal
1:54:06surprising. The host also noted there's been a long, very famous exception to the equal
1:54:10time rule, and that exception included talk shows, interviews with politicians.
1:54:10time rule, and that exception included talk shows, interviews with politicians.
1:54:10time rule, and that exception included talk shows, interviews with politicians.
1:54:16Oh, interesting. So that makes it interesting.
1:54:16Oh, interesting. So that makes it interesting.
1:54:16Oh, interesting. So that makes it interesting.
1:54:20We looked. We couldn't find one example of this rule being enforced for any talk
1:54:20We looked. We couldn't find one example of this rule being enforced for any talk
1:54:20We looked. We couldn't find one example of this rule being enforced for any talk
1:54:23show interview, not only for my entire late -night career, but for anyone's late -night
1:54:23show interview, not only for my entire late -night career, but for anyone's late -night
1:54:23show interview, not only for my entire late -night career, but for anyone's late -night
1:54:28career going back to the 1960s, he said.
1:54:28career going back to the 1960s, he said.
1:54:28career going back to the 1960s, he said.
1:54:31Colbert said that Carr has not gotten rid of that exception for talk show hosts
1:54:31Colbert said that Carr has not gotten rid of that exception for talk show hosts
1:54:31Colbert said that Carr has not gotten rid of that exception for talk show hosts
1:54:38yet. But maybe CBS was worried that this is a rule and that the government
1:54:38yet. But maybe CBS was worried that this is a rule and that the government
1:54:38yet. But maybe CBS was worried that this is a rule and that the government
1:54:48could crack down on them, although no one has ever done that in the past.
1:54:48could crack down on them, although no one has ever done that in the past.
1:54:48could crack down on them, although no one has ever done that in the past.
1:54:53So this is a different kind of government, right?
1:54:53So this is a different kind of government, right?
1:54:53So this is a different kind of government, right?
1:54:55Obviously, it's a very adversarial relationship, CBS, or at least the Colbert show, has already
1:54:55Obviously, it's a very adversarial relationship, CBS, or at least the Colbert show, has already
1:54:55Obviously, it's a very adversarial relationship, CBS, or at least the Colbert show, has already
1:55:03with Trump. Yeah. What are they worried about?
1:55:03with Trump. Yeah. What are they worried about?
1:55:03with Trump. Yeah. What are they worried about?
1:55:06Who is, who is, what party is Tallarico?
1:55:06Who is, who is, what party is Tallarico?
1:55:06Who is, who is, what party is Tallarico?
1:55:08He's a Democrat. Democrat. And what's Crockett?
1:55:08He's a Democrat. Democrat. And what's Crockett?
1:55:08He's a Democrat. Democrat. And what's Crockett?
1:55:10She's a Democrat as well.
1:55:10She's a Democrat as well.
1:55:10She's a Democrat as well.
1:55:12She's a Democrat too. Yeah.
1:55:12She's a Democrat too. Yeah.
1:55:12She's a Democrat too. Yeah.
1:55:12So what is, like, oh, they're running against each other.
1:55:12So what is, like, oh, they're running against each other.
1:55:12So what is, like, oh, they're running against each other.
1:55:14Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, okay. Tallarico is the white guy?
1:55:14Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, okay. Tallarico is the white guy?
1:55:14Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, okay. Tallarico is the white guy?
1:55:18He's a guy. His story is very interesting.
1:55:18He's a guy. His story is very interesting.
1:55:18He's a guy. His story is very interesting.
1:55:21He was a school teacher.
1:55:21He was a school teacher.
1:55:21He was a school teacher.
1:55:22Okay. And his story was that he had this kid that was very troubled in
1:55:22Okay. And his story was that he had this kid that was very troubled in
1:55:22Okay. And his story was that he had this kid that was very troubled in
1:55:26his class, but the kid was receiving counseling and he was starting to get better.
1:55:26his class, but the kid was receiving counseling and he was starting to get better.
1:55:26his class, but the kid was receiving counseling and he was starting to get better.
1:55:29But then budgets got cut, and when budgets got cut, they cut off the counseling,
1:55:29But then budgets got cut, and when budgets got cut, they cut off the counseling,
1:55:29But then budgets got cut, and when budgets got cut, they cut off the counseling,
1:55:33and this kid started fucking off and, you know, acting out and really falling apart,
1:55:33and this kid started fucking off and, you know, acting out and really falling apart,
1:55:33and this kid started fucking off and, you know, acting out and really falling apart,
1:55:37and he wound up getting kicked out of school.
1:55:37and he wound up getting kicked out of school.
1:55:37and he wound up getting kicked out of school.
1:55:40And it really hurt him because he was like, this kid had, like, real potential,
1:55:40And it really hurt him because he was like, this kid had, like, real potential,
1:55:40And it really hurt him because he was like, this kid had, like, real potential,
1:55:43and he is a teacher, you know?
1:55:43and he is a teacher, you know?
1:55:43and he is a teacher, you know?
1:55:45Yeah. And so then he decided to run for office and to try to remedy
1:55:45Yeah. And so then he decided to run for office and to try to remedy
1:55:45Yeah. And so then he decided to run for office and to try to remedy
1:55:49these problems. Got you. So didn't he just get, like, jammed up with something now,
1:55:49these problems. Got you. So didn't he just get, like, jammed up with something now,
1:55:49these problems. Got you. So didn't he just get, like, jammed up with something now,
1:55:53or, like, someone claimed they were in his office and that he said something kind
1:55:53or, like, someone claimed they were in his office and that he said something kind
1:55:53or, like, someone claimed they were in his office and that he said something kind
1:55:57of, like, disparaging about, like, a black guy?
1:55:57of, like, disparaging about, like, a black guy?
1:55:57of, like, disparaging about, like, a black guy?
1:56:00Tallarico? He's a very mild -mannered -looking guy, right?
1:56:00Tallarico? He's a very mild -mannered -looking guy, right?
1:56:00Tallarico? He's a very mild -mannered -looking guy, right?
1:56:02Yeah. There was, I don't know if I'm getting my politicians.
1:56:02Yeah. There was, I don't know if I'm getting my politicians.
1:56:02Yeah. There was, I don't know if I'm getting my politicians.
1:56:06See, man, when people are running against people, stories start a -flying.
1:56:06See, man, when people are running against people, stories start a -flying.
1:56:06See, man, when people are running against people, stories start a -flying.
1:56:10But it was about another politician.
1:56:10But it was about another politician.
1:56:10But it was about another politician.
1:56:13All he said was, like, I didn't know I was going up against, you know,
1:56:13All he said was, like, I didn't know I was going up against, you know,
1:56:13All he said was, like, I didn't know I was going up against, you know,
1:56:16this, like, I don't know, I guess, like, whatever word he used, like, electrifying black.
1:56:16this, like, I don't know, I guess, like, whatever word he used, like, electrifying black.
1:56:16this, like, I don't know, I guess, like, whatever word he used, like, electrifying black.
1:56:19I thought I was going up against a mediocre black guy.
1:56:19I thought I was going up against a mediocre black guy.
1:56:19I thought I was going up against a mediocre black guy.
1:56:22That was it. Some lady claimed that he called Colin Allred a mediocre black man.
1:56:22That was it. Some lady claimed that he called Colin Allred a mediocre black man.
1:56:22That was it. Some lady claimed that he called Colin Allred a mediocre black man.
1:56:28Faced allegations that he referred to his opponent Colin Allred as a mediocre black man
1:56:28Faced allegations that he referred to his opponent Colin Allred as a mediocre black man
1:56:28Faced allegations that he referred to his opponent Colin Allred as a mediocre black man
1:56:33during a private conversation with an influencer.
1:56:33during a private conversation with an influencer.
1:56:33during a private conversation with an influencer.
1:56:36An influencer? Yeah. A comment Rep Tallarico has denied.
1:56:36An influencer? Yeah. A comment Rep Tallarico has denied.
1:56:36An influencer? Yeah. A comment Rep Tallarico has denied.
1:56:40The allegation caused significant backlash with Allred calling for supporters to vote for another candidate,
1:56:40The allegation caused significant backlash with Allred calling for supporters to vote for another candidate,
1:56:40The allegation caused significant backlash with Allred calling for supporters to vote for another candidate,
1:56:45Jasmine Crockett. Oh. Yeah, so it's like...
1:56:45Jasmine Crockett. Oh. Yeah, so it's like...
1:56:45Jasmine Crockett. Oh. Yeah, so it's like...
1:56:48Yeah, that's a way to get people to not vote for that guy.
1:56:48Yeah, that's a way to get people to not vote for that guy.
1:56:48Yeah, that's a way to get people to not vote for that guy.
1:56:51Yeah, it kind of sucks.
1:56:51Yeah, it kind of sucks.
1:56:51Yeah, it kind of sucks.
1:56:52An influencer said it? An influencer was like, I worked in his campaign, and he
1:56:52An influencer said it? An influencer was like, I worked in his campaign, and he
1:56:52An influencer said it? An influencer was like, I worked in his campaign, and he
1:56:57was like, if I'd known I was going up against this strong black woman, I
1:56:57was like, if I'd known I was going up against this strong black woman, I
1:56:57was like, if I'd known I was going up against this strong black woman, I
1:57:00wouldn't have known. I thought I was running against a mediocre black man.
1:57:00wouldn't have known. I thought I was running against a mediocre black man.
1:57:00wouldn't have known. I thought I was running against a mediocre black man.
1:57:03And then the guy responded being like, nothing about me, he's mediocre.
1:57:03And then the guy responded being like, nothing about me, he's mediocre.
1:57:03And then the guy responded being like, nothing about me, he's mediocre.
1:57:06You know, they kind of had it.
1:57:06You know, they kind of had it.
1:57:06You know, they kind of had it.
1:57:08I'm looking into what the penalty is for the equal time rule, and I don't
1:57:08I'm looking into what the penalty is for the equal time rule, and I don't
1:57:08I'm looking into what the penalty is for the equal time rule, and I don't
1:57:11really see one. Poor Tallarico.
1:57:11really see one. Poor Tallarico.
1:57:11really see one. Poor Tallarico.
1:57:14Tallarico's having a tough time.
1:57:14Tallarico's having a tough time.
1:57:14Tallarico's having a tough time.
1:57:15Especially if it sounds like he's a sweet guy who's, like, trying to help kids
1:57:15Especially if it sounds like he's a sweet guy who's, like, trying to help kids
1:57:15Especially if it sounds like he's a sweet guy who's, like, trying to help kids
1:57:17out. His name's too close to the guy that killed Epstein.
1:57:17out. His name's too close to the guy that killed Epstein.
1:57:17out. His name's too close to the guy that killed Epstein.
1:57:21What was his name? I keep fucking him up.
1:57:21What was his name? I keep fucking him up.
1:57:21What was his name? I keep fucking him up.
1:57:24Taglioni. Tallarico. I keep confusing them.
1:57:24Taglioni. Tallarico. I keep confusing them.
1:57:24Taglioni. Tallarico. I keep confusing them.
1:57:31When I say the killer's name, that cop, I keep saying I think his name
1:57:31When I say the killer's name, that cop, I keep saying I think his name
1:57:31When I say the killer's name, that cop, I keep saying I think his name
1:57:35is Taglioni. No, Tallarico. No, shit.
1:57:35is Taglioni. No, Tallarico. No, shit.
1:57:35is Taglioni. No, Tallarico. No, shit.
1:57:40He's going to catch up to him.
1:57:40He's going to catch up to him.
1:57:40He's going to catch up to him.
1:57:41He's like, I think this guy killed Epstein, actually.
1:57:41He's like, I think this guy killed Epstein, actually.
1:57:41He's like, I think this guy killed Epstein, actually.
1:57:44The thing is, like, an influencer said, like, what does that mean?
1:57:44The thing is, like, an influencer said, like, what does that mean?
1:57:44The thing is, like, an influencer said, like, what does that mean?
1:57:48Yeah, I mean, look, yeah, it's pretty genius, though.
1:57:48Yeah, I mean, look, yeah, it's pretty genius, though.
1:57:48Yeah, I mean, look, yeah, it's pretty genius, though.
1:57:52If you want to do dirty politics, you can just be like.
1:57:52If you want to do dirty politics, you can just be like.
1:57:52If you want to do dirty politics, you can just be like.
1:57:53But what if he said, I thought I was going up against this mediocre guy,
1:57:53But what if he said, I thought I was going up against this mediocre guy,
1:57:53But what if he said, I thought I was going up against this mediocre guy,
1:57:57and now I'm going up against this powerful black lady?
1:57:57and now I'm going up against this powerful black lady?
1:57:57and now I'm going up against this powerful black lady?
1:57:59It's not a bad, but then he didn't, he was like, you know, I'd be
1:57:59It's not a bad, but then he didn't, he was like, you know, I'd be
1:57:59It's not a bad, but then he didn't, he was like, you know, I'd be
1:58:02like, that makes sense. But he is a black man, so if you're saying mediocre
1:58:02like, that makes sense. But he is a black man, so if you're saying mediocre
1:58:02like, that makes sense. But he is a black man, so if you're saying mediocre
1:58:05guy, and it happens to be a black man, and then that person says, he
1:58:05guy, and it happens to be a black man, and then that person says, he
1:58:05guy, and it happens to be a black man, and then that person says, he
1:58:08said mediocre black man, like.
1:58:08said mediocre black man, like.
1:58:08said mediocre black man, like.
1:58:12Yeah, it's not even that bad of a thing to say.
1:58:12Yeah, it's not even that bad of a thing to say.
1:58:12Yeah, it's not even that bad of a thing to say.
1:58:14All he'd have to do is just not say the black part, and he'd be
1:58:14All he'd have to do is just not say the black part, and he'd be
1:58:14All he'd have to do is just not say the black part, and he'd be
1:58:17like, oh, he's just talking about a politician.
1:58:17like, oh, he's just talking about a politician.
1:58:17like, oh, he's just talking about a politician.
1:58:19I know. The guy's mediocre.
1:58:19I know. The guy's mediocre.
1:58:19I know. The guy's mediocre.
1:58:20I know. Happens to be black, but he's mediocre.
1:58:20I know. Happens to be black, but he's mediocre.
1:58:20I know. Happens to be black, but he's mediocre.
1:58:22But as soon as you describe him accurately.
1:58:22But as soon as you describe him accurately.
1:58:22But as soon as you describe him accurately.
1:58:24Yeah, you just, you're fried.
1:58:24Yeah, you just, you're fried.
1:58:24Yeah, you just, you're fried.
1:58:25You're fried. Especially if you're a damn man.
1:58:25You're fried. Especially if you're a damn man.
1:58:25You're fried. Especially if you're a damn man.
1:58:27If you're damn, you cannot be going.
1:58:27If you're damn, you cannot be going.
1:58:27If you're damn, you cannot be going.
1:58:29No. Yeah. I don't know.
1:58:29No. Yeah. I don't know.
1:58:29No. Yeah. I don't know.
1:58:30he's He's a religious guy, too, which is interesting, but also opposes putting the Ten
1:58:30he's He's a religious guy, too, which is interesting, but also opposes putting the Ten
1:58:30he's He's a religious guy, too, which is interesting, but also opposes putting the Ten
1:58:35Commandments in schools. Okay. Yeah, he said I think it's going to push people away
1:58:35Commandments in schools. Okay. Yeah, he said I think it's going to push people away
1:58:35Commandments in schools. Okay. Yeah, he said I think it's going to push people away
1:58:39from Christianity. He had a very well -thought -out point about it.
1:58:39from Christianity. He had a very well -thought -out point about it.
1:58:39from Christianity. He had a very well -thought -out point about it.
1:58:43Yeah. We had a really good conversation.
1:58:43Yeah. We had a really good conversation.
1:58:43Yeah. We had a really good conversation.
1:58:44Also, you don't need to be in school and be like, thou shall not commit
1:58:44Also, you don't need to be in school and be like, thou shall not commit
1:58:44Also, you don't need to be in school and be like, thou shall not commit
1:58:47adultery. It's like, yeah, dude, they're not going to fuck your wife.
1:58:47adultery. It's like, yeah, dude, they're not going to fuck your wife.
1:58:47adultery. It's like, yeah, dude, they're not going to fuck your wife.
1:58:50Well, it's not that. It's you're pushing these religious rules on people, and it's one
1:58:50Well, it's not that. It's you're pushing these religious rules on people, and it's one
1:58:50Well, it's not that. It's you're pushing these religious rules on people, and it's one
1:58:56religion. It's like, what about people that are Buddhists?
1:58:56religion. It's like, what about people that are Buddhists?
1:58:56religion. It's like, what about people that are Buddhists?
1:58:58What about people that are Muslims?
1:58:58What about people that are Muslims?
1:58:58What about people that are Muslims?
1:58:59What about people that are Mormon?
1:58:59What about people that are Mormon?
1:58:59What about people that are Mormon?
1:59:01You can go down the list forever and ever and ever.
1:59:01You can go down the list forever and ever and ever.
1:59:01You can go down the list forever and ever and ever.
1:59:03Hindus. Come on. Yeah, and it's also, you can kind of summarize it up and
1:59:03Hindus. Come on. Yeah, and it's also, you can kind of summarize it up and
1:59:03Hindus. Come on. Yeah, and it's also, you can kind of summarize it up and
1:59:09just be nice. I worked in high school for a while.
1:59:09just be nice. I worked in high school for a while.
1:59:09just be nice. I worked in high school for a while.
1:59:12I was a counselor. Oh, really?
1:59:12I was a counselor. Oh, really?
1:59:12I was a counselor. Oh, really?
1:59:13Yeah, I went to school for social work for a while.
1:59:13Yeah, I went to school for social work for a while.
1:59:13Yeah, I went to school for social work for a while.
1:59:16So what kind of counseling would you do?
1:59:16So what kind of counseling would you do?
1:59:16So what kind of counseling would you do?
1:59:18Just like therapy. It was a really cool way they did it.
1:59:18Just like therapy. It was a really cool way they did it.
1:59:18Just like therapy. It was a really cool way they did it.
1:59:21It was a charter school, and I was there as an intern.
1:59:21It was a charter school, and I was there as an intern.
1:59:21It was a charter school, and I was there as an intern.
1:59:25I was getting my master's in social work, so they would have interns there as
1:59:25I was getting my master's in social work, so they would have interns there as
1:59:25I was getting my master's in social work, so they would have interns there as
1:59:29therapists for the school kids, basically, so that the kids could get free therapy at
1:59:29therapists for the school kids, basically, so that the kids could get free therapy at
1:59:29therapists for the school kids, basically, so that the kids could get free therapy at
1:59:33school if they were exhibiting kind of problems or whatever.
1:59:33school if they were exhibiting kind of problems or whatever.
1:59:33school if they were exhibiting kind of problems or whatever.
1:59:36So it was like, I worked at a, it was like an inner city school
1:59:36So it was like, I worked at a, it was like an inner city school
1:59:36So it was like, I worked at a, it was like an inner city school
1:59:39in Philly, and I would just go there and chill in an office, and they
1:59:39in Philly, and I would just go there and chill in an office, and they
1:59:39in Philly, and I would just go there and chill in an office, and they
1:59:41would just like, I'd have to get kids in class, and they would just come.
1:59:41would just like, I'd have to get kids in class, and they would just come.
1:59:41would just like, I'd have to get kids in class, and they would just come.
1:59:43We would like talk a couple times a week.
1:59:43We would like talk a couple times a week.
1:59:43We would like talk a couple times a week.
1:59:46And then you could bring their family in.
1:59:46And then you could bring their family in.
1:59:46And then you could bring their family in.
1:59:47If they're like, they have problems at home, you'd be like, all right, let's call
1:59:47If they're like, they have problems at home, you'd be like, all right, let's call
1:59:47If they're like, they have problems at home, you'd be like, all right, let's call
1:59:49the mom and dad. Well, this is what this guy was talking about.
1:59:49the mom and dad. Well, this is what this guy was talking about.
1:59:49the mom and dad. Well, this is what this guy was talking about.
1:59:51This is what Tallarico was talking about, what they cut funding for.
1:59:51This is what Tallarico was talking about, what they cut funding for.
1:59:51This is what Tallarico was talking about, what they cut funding for.
1:59:54Yeah, it's a shame, because this school was like, they kind of like ran at
1:59:54Yeah, it's a shame, because this school was like, they kind of like ran at
1:59:54Yeah, it's a shame, because this school was like, they kind of like ran at
1:59:57them. I guess they were getting funded by the state, but the way they got
1:59:57them. I guess they were getting funded by the state, but the way they got
1:59:57them. I guess they were getting funded by the state, but the way they got
2:00:01around it was just using interns.
2:00:01around it was just using interns.
2:00:01around it was just using interns.
2:00:02So it wasn't like, you know, you're not getting like the most experienced people in
2:00:02So it wasn't like, you know, you're not getting like the most experienced people in
2:00:02So it wasn't like, you know, you're not getting like the most experienced people in
2:00:06the world. But you're getting some help.
2:00:06the world. But you're getting some help.
2:00:06the world. But you're getting some help.
2:00:07You're getting something, man. Well, this kid that he was talking about, he had this
2:00:07You're getting something, man. Well, this kid that he was talking about, he had this
2:00:07You're getting something, man. Well, this kid that he was talking about, he had this
2:00:11very detailed story about this kid who was like a good kid, just came from
2:00:11very detailed story about this kid who was like a good kid, just came from
2:00:11very detailed story about this kid who was like a good kid, just came from
2:00:15a fucked up house. And he wanted, and these people around him were the only
2:00:15a fucked up house. And he wanted, and these people around him were the only
2:00:15a fucked up house. And he wanted, and these people around him were the only
2:00:19positive influences that he had ever had, and he was starting to get better.
2:00:19positive influences that he had ever had, and he was starting to get better.
2:00:19positive influences that he had ever had, and he was starting to get better.
2:00:23Yeah. And then he took it away, and he starts falling apart.
2:00:23Yeah. And then he took it away, and he starts falling apart.
2:00:23Yeah. And then he took it away, and he starts falling apart.
2:00:26Yeah, and dude, it's also like, you forget, like, you know, because there's like, for
2:00:26Yeah, and dude, it's also like, you forget, like, you know, because there's like, for
2:00:26Yeah, and dude, it's also like, you forget, like, you know, because there's like, for
2:00:30kids, when you like, especially you're like in a city, and kids are telling you
2:00:30kids, when you like, especially you're like in a city, and kids are telling you
2:00:30kids, when you like, especially you're like in a city, and kids are telling you
2:00:33like their lives, it's like, it's fucking heartbreaking.
2:00:33like their lives, it's like, it's fucking heartbreaking.
2:00:33like their lives, it's like, it's fucking heartbreaking.
2:00:36It is. Like the shit, like their day -to -day setup, you'd be like, fucking
2:00:36It is. Like the shit, like their day -to -day setup, you'd be like, fucking
2:00:36It is. Like the shit, like their day -to -day setup, you'd be like, fucking
2:00:39Christ, man. And then there's looking at you like, what do I do?
2:00:39Christ, man. And then there's looking at you like, what do I do?
2:00:39Christ, man. And then there's looking at you like, what do I do?
2:00:42And I'm like, you gotta hang in there.
2:00:42And I'm like, you gotta hang in there.
2:00:42And I'm like, you gotta hang in there.
2:00:44There's nothing I, there's literally nothing I can tell you to do.
2:00:44There's nothing I, there's literally nothing I can tell you to do.
2:00:44There's nothing I, there's literally nothing I can tell you to do.
2:00:46He's gotta hang in there.
2:00:46He's gotta hang in there.
2:00:46He's gotta hang in there.
2:00:47Right. It was sad, but it was, it was one of like my favorite, if
2:00:47Right. It was sad, but it was, it was one of like my favorite, if
2:00:47Right. It was sad, but it was, it was one of like my favorite, if
2:00:50I didn't do stand -up, I would probably do that for a job.
2:00:50I didn't do stand -up, I would probably do that for a job.
2:00:50I didn't do stand -up, I would probably do that for a job.
2:00:53Yeah. I loved it. It was fun.
2:00:53Yeah. I loved it. It was fun.
2:00:53Yeah. I loved it. It was fun.
2:00:54That's hot. Well, it sounds very rewarding, right?
2:00:54That's hot. Well, it sounds very rewarding, right?
2:00:54That's hot. Well, it sounds very rewarding, right?
2:00:56Yeah. Yeah. You're actually helping people.
2:00:56Yeah. Yeah. You're actually helping people.
2:00:56Yeah. Yeah. You're actually helping people.
2:00:58Yeah, and you have to, it's just like intense.
2:00:58Yeah, and you have to, it's just like intense.
2:00:58Yeah, and you have to, it's just like intense.
2:00:59You're just sitting there in a room with somebody, and it's like, everything they're saying,
2:00:59You're just sitting there in a room with somebody, and it's like, everything they're saying,
2:00:59You're just sitting there in a room with somebody, and it's like, everything they're saying,
2:01:03there's no like guidance. You have to just be like, all right, well, like, maybe
2:01:03there's no like guidance. You have to just be like, all right, well, like, maybe
2:01:03there's no like guidance. You have to just be like, all right, well, like, maybe
2:01:05this, maybe that. And it's like a, I don't know, I felt really, I always
2:01:05this, maybe that. And it's like a, I don't know, I felt really, I always
2:01:05this, maybe that. And it's like a, I don't know, I felt really, I always
2:01:08liked it a lot. It was pretty cool.
2:01:08liked it a lot. It was pretty cool.
2:01:08liked it a lot. It was pretty cool.
2:01:09So, but then you would like, you go back to the school and I, I,
2:01:09So, but then you would like, you go back to the school and I, I,
2:01:09So, but then you would like, you go back to the school and I, I,
2:01:13it's so funny. I went to social work school just because I was doing stand
2:01:13it's so funny. I went to social work school just because I was doing stand
2:01:13it's so funny. I went to social work school just because I was doing stand
2:01:16-up. I was kind of kicking around.
2:01:16-up. I was kind of kicking around.
2:01:16-up. I was kind of kicking around.
2:01:17I was like, yeah, I was doing the podcast, but it was like slow going.
2:01:17I was like, yeah, I was doing the podcast, but it was like slow going.
2:01:17I was like, yeah, I was doing the podcast, but it was like slow going.
2:01:20And I remember watching Jordan Peterson be like, the schools are crazy right now.
2:01:20And I remember watching Jordan Peterson be like, the schools are crazy right now.
2:01:20And I remember watching Jordan Peterson be like, the schools are crazy right now.
2:01:24And part of me, like, I always, I wanted to be a therapist, but I
2:01:24And part of me, like, I always, I wanted to be a therapist, but I
2:01:24And part of me, like, I always, I wanted to be a therapist, but I
2:01:26remember being like kind of curious, like, I wonder how bad they are.
2:01:26remember being like kind of curious, like, I wonder how bad they are.
2:01:26remember being like kind of curious, like, I wonder how bad they are.
2:01:29And I went to school, I went to my master's program in social work, which
2:01:29And I went to school, I went to my master's program in social work, which
2:01:29And I went to school, I went to my master's program in social work, which
2:01:33was like ground zero for all like the stuff he was talking about.
2:01:33was like ground zero for all like the stuff he was talking about.
2:01:33was like ground zero for all like the stuff he was talking about.
2:01:35And he was, dude, it was, it was literally like worse than he made it
2:01:35And he was, dude, it was, it was literally like worse than he made it
2:01:35And he was, dude, it was, it was literally like worse than he made it
2:01:39out to be. What was it like?
2:01:39out to be. What was it like?
2:01:39out to be. What was it like?
2:01:40It was insane, dude. It was literally like, you know, I went to school again
2:01:40It was insane, dude. It was literally like, you know, I went to school again
2:01:40It was insane, dude. It was literally like, you know, I went to school again
2:01:43to be a therapist, but like social work, you can be a therapist faster than
2:01:43to be a therapist, but like social work, you can be a therapist faster than
2:01:43to be a therapist, but like social work, you can be a therapist faster than
2:01:48if you go to school for psychology.
2:01:48if you go to school for psychology.
2:01:48if you go to school for psychology.
2:01:49Cause you just like, don't need any of the science really.
2:01:49Cause you just like, don't need any of the science really.
2:01:49Cause you just like, don't need any of the science really.
2:01:51You just study kind of like the theory and you know, whatever.
2:01:51You just study kind of like the theory and you know, whatever.
2:01:51You just study kind of like the theory and you know, whatever.
2:01:54So you can be a therapist quicker.
2:01:54So you can be a therapist quicker.
2:01:54So you can be a therapist quicker.
2:01:55It's like a shortcut kind of, but it would be like, it was just literally,
2:01:55It's like a shortcut kind of, but it would be like, it was just literally,
2:01:55It's like a shortcut kind of, but it would be like, it was just literally,
2:01:59you'd be in a room with like 13 other people and they would like, you
2:01:59you'd be in a room with like 13 other people and they would like, you
2:01:59you'd be in a room with like 13 other people and they would like, you
2:02:02know, you talk about whatever it'd be.
2:02:02know, you talk about whatever it'd be.
2:02:02know, you talk about whatever it'd be.
2:02:05You'd be like, let's, let's talk about like clinical approaches here and there.
2:02:05You'd be like, let's, let's talk about like clinical approaches here and there.
2:02:05You'd be like, let's, let's talk about like clinical approaches here and there.
2:02:07And it would just right away turn into like race, gender, who's the most oppressed,
2:02:07And it would just right away turn into like race, gender, who's the most oppressed,
2:02:07And it would just right away turn into like race, gender, who's the most oppressed,
2:02:12do this. And it was just like, people would tell stories like one time this
2:02:12do this. And it was just like, people would tell stories like one time this
2:02:12do this. And it was just like, people would tell stories like one time this
2:02:14guy said this to me and everyone would be like, I can't believe that fucking
2:02:14guy said this to me and everyone would be like, I can't believe that fucking
2:02:14guy said this to me and everyone would be like, I can't believe that fucking
2:02:17guy said that. It was literally like nothing.
2:02:17guy said that. It was literally like nothing.
2:02:17guy said that. It was literally like nothing.
2:02:20You paid 60 grand. It was like, like I would be terrified if I was
2:02:20You paid 60 grand. It was like, like I would be terrified if I was
2:02:20You paid 60 grand. It was like, like I would be terrified if I was
2:02:24getting therapy. And again, it's like not everybody, but there's a lot of very, people
2:02:24getting therapy. And again, it's like not everybody, but there's a lot of very, people
2:02:24getting therapy. And again, it's like not everybody, but there's a lot of very, people
2:02:28would cry in class. So you'd be like talking and like people would just start
2:02:28would cry in class. So you'd be like talking and like people would just start
2:02:28would cry in class. So you'd be like talking and like people would just start
2:02:32bursting out in tears. Like, I don't feel safe.
2:02:32bursting out in tears. Like, I don't feel safe.
2:02:32bursting out in tears. Like, I don't feel safe.
2:02:35It was insane. And I'm like, dude, you're going to be talking to people who
2:02:35It was insane. And I'm like, dude, you're going to be talking to people who
2:02:35It was insane. And I'm like, dude, you're going to be talking to people who
2:02:38are like homeless. How are you going to help them?
2:02:38are like homeless. How are you going to help them?
2:02:38are like homeless. How are you going to help them?
2:02:40Oh my God. And it was all female.
2:02:40Oh my God. And it was all female.
2:02:40Oh my God. And it was all female.
2:02:42It was mostly female dominated.
2:02:42It was mostly female dominated.
2:02:42It was mostly female dominated.
2:02:44It was like me and three or four other guys.
2:02:44It was like me and three or four other guys.
2:02:44It was like me and three or four other guys.
2:02:46And then like people would come in cause you'd bring your case files in and
2:02:46And then like people would come in cause you'd bring your case files in and
2:02:46And then like people would come in cause you'd bring your case files in and
2:02:49be like, here's something I'm dealing with.
2:02:49be like, here's something I'm dealing with.
2:02:49be like, here's something I'm dealing with.
2:02:50Let me get some, you know, what do you think about this?
2:02:50Let me get some, you know, what do you think about this?
2:02:50Let me get some, you know, what do you think about this?
2:02:52I remember this guy was dealing with this like Vietnam vet who like, you know,
2:02:52I remember this guy was dealing with this like Vietnam vet who like, you know,
2:02:52I remember this guy was dealing with this like Vietnam vet who like, you know,
2:02:55had like lived in Philly his whole life and he was like, I was just
2:02:55had like lived in Philly his whole life and he was like, I was just
2:02:55had like lived in Philly his whole life and he was like, I was just
2:02:58shocked the way he talked about women.
2:02:58shocked the way he talked about women.
2:02:58shocked the way he talked about women.
2:03:00And it's like, bro, you're dirty Mac and your client dude for these chicks.
2:03:00And it's like, bro, you're dirty Mac and your client dude for these chicks.
2:03:00And it's like, bro, you're dirty Mac and your client dude for these chicks.
2:03:03I'm like, come on, man.
2:03:03I'm like, come on, man.
2:03:03I'm like, come on, man.
2:03:04It was just kind of weird.
2:03:04It was just kind of weird.
2:03:04It was just kind of weird.
2:03:05It was like, did you know?
2:03:05It was like, did you know?
2:03:05It was like, did you know?
2:03:06He's a fucking 70 year old dude.
2:03:06He's a fucking 70 year old dude.
2:03:06He's a fucking 70 year old dude.
2:03:08He's lived in Philly his whole life.
2:03:08He's lived in Philly his whole life.
2:03:08He's lived in Philly his whole life.
2:03:09He probably stabbed Charlie in a tunnel somewhere.
2:03:09He probably stabbed Charlie in a tunnel somewhere.
2:03:09He probably stabbed Charlie in a tunnel somewhere.
2:03:12Yeah. And he was like, he was just very crude about women.
2:03:12Yeah. And he was like, he was just very crude about women.
2:03:12Yeah. And he was like, he was just very crude about women.
2:03:14It's like, come on, man.
2:03:14It's like, come on, man.
2:03:14It's like, come on, man.
2:03:14Of course this guy is.
2:03:14Of course this guy is.
2:03:14Of course this guy is.
2:03:15Yeah. Don't throw him under the fucking bus.
2:03:15Yeah. Don't throw him under the fucking bus.
2:03:15Yeah. Don't throw him under the fucking bus.
2:03:17You're supposed to be helping.
2:03:17You're supposed to be helping.
2:03:17You're supposed to be helping.
2:03:18That was my whole point.
2:03:18That was my whole point.
2:03:18That was my whole point.
2:03:18It was like, if you're doing therapy with people, it's like, you know, life is
2:03:18It was like, if you're doing therapy with people, it's like, you know, life is
2:03:18It was like, if you're doing therapy with people, it's like, you know, life is
2:03:22just so hard and so complex.
2:03:22just so hard and so complex.
2:03:22just so hard and so complex.
2:03:24And if you're going to be like, this doesn't sit with my party politics.
2:03:24And if you're going to be like, this doesn't sit with my party politics.
2:03:24And if you're going to be like, this doesn't sit with my party politics.
2:03:28I was like, you guys got to drop the political shit, man.
2:03:28I was like, you guys got to drop the political shit, man.
2:03:28I was like, you guys got to drop the political shit, man.
2:03:30And just like meet these people where they're at.
2:03:30And just like meet these people where they're at.
2:03:30And just like meet these people where they're at.
2:03:32Well, there's so many guys out there that just want brownie points.
2:03:32Well, there's so many guys out there that just want brownie points.
2:03:32Well, there's so many guys out there that just want brownie points.
2:03:35That's what I was. And dude, he's exactly what it was.
2:03:35That's what I was. And dude, he's exactly what it was.
2:03:35That's what I was. And dude, he's exactly what it was.
2:03:37I was like, dude, I know what you're doing right now.
2:03:37I was like, dude, I know what you're doing right now.
2:03:37I was like, dude, I know what you're doing right now.
2:03:39You're dirty Mac in this guy.
2:03:39You're dirty Mac in this guy.
2:03:39You're dirty Mac in this guy.
2:03:40So you can be like, personally, I was offended.
2:03:40So you can be like, personally, I was offended.
2:03:40So you can be like, personally, I was offended.
2:03:43I'm like, dude, I was the worst.
2:03:43I'm like, dude, I was the worst.
2:03:43I'm like, dude, I was the worst.
2:03:46I could, I couldn't stand it at all.
2:03:46I could, I couldn't stand it at all.
2:03:46I could, I couldn't stand it at all.
2:03:48These guys are the worst.
2:03:48These guys are the worst.
2:03:48These guys are the worst.
2:03:49Then they try to kick me out of the school.
2:03:49Then they try to kick me out of the school.
2:03:49Then they try to kick me out of the school.
2:03:51Cause when Shane got in trouble.
2:03:51Cause when Shane got in trouble.
2:03:51Cause when Shane got in trouble.
2:03:53For SNL, my name popped up in the byline because I, they had no clue.
2:03:53For SNL, my name popped up in the byline because I, they had no clue.
2:03:53For SNL, my name popped up in the byline because I, they had no clue.
2:03:57I had to, it was like a double life.
2:03:57I had to, it was like a double life.
2:03:57I had to, it was like a double life.
2:03:59I would do it. I would go to social work school because I just took
2:03:59I would do it. I would go to social work school because I just took
2:03:59I would do it. I would go to social work school because I just took
2:04:02out loans. I'm like, we'll just see what, you know, if the podcast works, I'll
2:04:02out loans. I'm like, we'll just see what, you know, if the podcast works, I'll
2:04:02out loans. I'm like, we'll just see what, you know, if the podcast works, I'll
2:04:05just pay off the loans.
2:04:05just pay off the loans.
2:04:05just pay off the loans.
2:04:06If it doesn't, I'll have a degree.
2:04:06If it doesn't, I'll have a degree.
2:04:06If it doesn't, I'll have a degree.
2:04:07And, uh, so I had been, it had been pretty contentious because my plan was
2:04:07And, uh, so I had been, it had been pretty contentious because my plan was
2:04:07And, uh, so I had been, it had been pretty contentious because my plan was
2:04:11like, dude, just go keep it cool.
2:04:11like, dude, just go keep it cool.
2:04:11like, dude, just go keep it cool.
2:04:14Don't say anything. And then dude, you'd be in these classrooms.
2:04:14Don't say anything. And then dude, you'd be in these classrooms.
2:04:14Don't say anything. And then dude, you'd be in these classrooms.
2:04:16And like, I remember the one time this lady and they're all like young, they'd
2:04:16And like, I remember the one time this lady and they're all like young, they'd
2:04:16And like, I remember the one time this lady and they're all like young, they'd
2:04:20write out of college, they'd come out and they'd be like, well, and I believe
2:04:20write out of college, they'd come out and they'd be like, well, and I believe
2:04:20write out of college, they'd come out and they'd be like, well, and I believe
2:04:23this is like unprompted. She was like, well, if she was like, I would never
2:04:23this is like unprompted. She was like, well, if she was like, I would never
2:04:23this is like unprompted. She was like, well, if she was like, I would never
2:04:27personally call the cops on a black person ever.
2:04:27personally call the cops on a black person ever.
2:04:27personally call the cops on a black person ever.
2:04:31And I'm just sitting in the back of the room and I'm like, what the,
2:04:31And I'm just sitting in the back of the room and I'm like, what the,
2:04:31And I'm just sitting in the back of the room and I'm like, what the,
2:04:33no one's going to say this is the craziest thing.
2:04:33no one's going to say this is the craziest thing.
2:04:33no one's going to say this is the craziest thing.
2:04:34And I'm like, what if he was beating a woman?
2:04:34And I'm like, what if he was beating a woman?
2:04:34And I'm like, what if he was beating a woman?
2:04:36And she was like, I mean, like, uh, and like, it was just that non
2:04:36And she was like, I mean, like, uh, and like, it was just that non
2:04:36And she was like, I mean, like, uh, and like, it was just that non
2:04:41fucking stop. And I, I couldn't help it.
2:04:41fucking stop. And I, I couldn't help it.
2:04:41fucking stop. And I, I couldn't help it.
2:04:43So I would start saying stuff, the room.
2:04:43So I would start saying stuff, the room.
2:04:43So I would start saying stuff, the room.
2:04:45going to chaos so like I literally couldn't bite my tongue and uh and then
2:04:45going to chaos so like I literally couldn't bite my tongue and uh and then
2:04:45going to chaos so like I literally couldn't bite my tongue and uh and then
2:04:50eventually they found once they they already kind of had it out for me and
2:04:50eventually they found once they they already kind of had it out for me and
2:04:50eventually they found once they they already kind of had it out for me and
2:04:53once that news came out about the podcast they were like we got them dead
2:04:53once that news came out about the podcast they were like we got them dead
2:04:53once that news came out about the podcast they were like we got them dead
2:04:56to rights so then they they like the student council like they all them they
2:04:56to rights so then they they like the student council like they all them they
2:04:56to rights so then they they like the student council like they all them they
2:05:01didn't like me at all they all kind of did a motion to get me
2:05:01didn't like me at all they all kind of did a motion to get me
2:05:01didn't like me at all they all kind of did a motion to get me
2:05:03kicked out and uh so the teacher came or like you know the dean or
2:05:03kicked out and uh so the teacher came or like you know the dean or
2:05:03kicked out and uh so the teacher came or like you know the dean or
2:05:07whatever who actually was nice I liked her a lot she like I had a
2:05:07whatever who actually was nice I liked her a lot she like I had a
2:05:07whatever who actually was nice I liked her a lot she like I had a
2:05:10meeting with her and she was like yeah these people feel unsafe blah blah blah
2:05:10meeting with her and she was like yeah these people feel unsafe blah blah blah
2:05:10meeting with her and she was like yeah these people feel unsafe blah blah blah
2:05:13so I had I had to do them and it was like unsafe or they
2:05:13so I had I had to do them and it was like unsafe or they
2:05:13so I had I had to do them and it was like unsafe or they
2:05:16just don't you know they don't like what they're hearing but like they I had
2:05:16just don't you know they don't like what they're hearing but like they I had
2:05:16just don't you know they don't like what they're hearing but like they I had
2:05:19a meeting with like the board basically which did you ever like fantasize about getting
2:05:19a meeting with like the board basically which did you ever like fantasize about getting
2:05:19a meeting with like the board basically which did you ever like fantasize about getting
2:05:23like defending yourself in court yeah I got to do that and I got to
2:05:23like defending yourself in court yeah I got to do that and I got to
2:05:23like defending yourself in court yeah I got to do that and I got to
2:05:26have like a you know we got to like debate about whether or not I
2:05:26have like a you know we got to like debate about whether or not I
2:05:26have like a you know we got to like debate about whether or not I
2:05:29actually violated the code of ethics and it was like kind of this gray area
2:05:29actually violated the code of ethics and it was like kind of this gray area
2:05:29actually violated the code of ethics and it was like kind of this gray area
2:05:33so it was like it was awesome I recorded it on my phone wow it's
2:05:33so it was like it was awesome I recorded it on my phone wow it's
2:05:33so it was like it was awesome I recorded it on my phone wow it's
2:05:36like an hour long it's I never listened to it again but it was like
2:05:36like an hour long it's I never listened to it again but it was like
2:05:36like an hour long it's I never listened to it again but it was like
2:05:39because I was like just in case they jam me up the lady was like
2:05:39because I was like just in case they jam me up the lady was like
2:05:39because I was like just in case they jam me up the lady was like
2:05:42you know like if what would you do if we kicked you out and I
2:05:42you know like if what would you do if we kicked you out and I
2:05:42you know like if what would you do if we kicked you out and I
2:05:45was like dude like I'll make the most of that for sure like I wouldn't
2:05:45was like dude like I'll make the most of that for sure like I wouldn't
2:05:45was like dude like I'll make the most of that for sure like I wouldn't
2:05:49want to do it but I'd I would just see you guys man like you
2:05:49want to do it but I'd I would just see you guys man like you
2:05:49want to do it but I'd I would just see you guys man like you
2:05:51can't kick me out I'm already like invested I you know blah blah blah and
2:05:51can't kick me out I'm already like invested I you know blah blah blah and
2:05:51can't kick me out I'm already like invested I you know blah blah blah and
2:05:54then COVID happened so like they were just hushed at all I just got to
2:05:54then COVID happened so like they were just hushed at all I just got to
2:05:54then COVID happened so like they were just hushed at all I just got to
2:05:57finish online class yeah they tried to give me the boot and I remember the
2:05:57finish online class yeah they tried to give me the boot and I remember the
2:05:57finish online class yeah they tried to give me the boot and I remember the
2:06:01day did they have a specific thing they were upset about was it your association
2:06:01day did they have a specific thing they were upset about was it your association
2:06:01day did they have a specific thing they were upset about was it your association
2:06:05with Shane it was just that clip that Chinatown clip came out oh wow and
2:06:05with Shane it was just that clip that Chinatown clip came out oh wow and
2:06:05with Shane it was just that clip that Chinatown clip came out oh wow and
2:06:08they just saw us like I'm sure they like looked into other stuff but they
2:06:08they just saw us like I'm sure they like looked into other stuff but they
2:06:08they just saw us like I'm sure they like looked into other stuff but they
2:06:11were like he's making this place unsafe we're not safe here and I was like
2:06:11were like he's making this place unsafe we're not safe here and I was like
2:06:11were like he's making this place unsafe we're not safe here and I was like
2:06:14shut up yeah podcasters and academia it was dude it was academia that does not
2:06:14shut up yeah podcasters and academia it was dude it was academia that does not
2:06:14shut up yeah podcasters and academia it was dude it was academia that does not
2:06:20go together also dude like I thought like having a master's I was going to
2:06:20go together also dude like I thought like having a master's I was going to
2:06:20go together also dude like I thought like having a master's I was going to
2:06:23be around geniuses it's like they're not that smart you go to a place of
2:06:23be around geniuses it's like they're not that smart you go to a place of
2:06:23be around geniuses it's like they're not that smart you go to a place of
2:06:27masters and PhDs half of them don't even like read anything you talk about a
2:06:27masters and PhDs half of them don't even like read anything you talk about a
2:06:27masters and PhDs half of them don't even like read anything you talk about a
2:06:31book like I never heard of that and then they'd show you like Netflix you're
2:06:31book like I never heard of that and then they'd show you like Netflix you're
2:06:31book like I never heard of that and then they'd show you like Netflix you're
2:06:34like bro I'm paying 60 grand for this you're hitting me with a Netflix doc
2:06:34like bro I'm paying 60 grand for this you're hitting me with a Netflix doc
2:06:34like bro I'm paying 60 grand for this you're hitting me with a Netflix doc
2:06:38it's like I get this is eight bucks a month they were showing you Netflix
2:06:38it's like I get this is eight bucks a month they were showing you Netflix
2:06:38it's like I get this is eight bucks a month they were showing you Netflix
2:06:41docs there yeah there was we watched a Netflix doc one of the classes we
2:06:41docs there yeah there was we watched a Netflix doc one of the classes we
2:06:41docs there yeah there was we watched a Netflix doc one of the classes we
2:06:44watched like the 13th amendment and I was like I saw this already what the
2:06:44watched like the 13th amendment and I was like I saw this already what the
2:06:44watched like the 13th amendment and I was like I saw this already what the
2:06:48fuck man like it's the that that like I mean I remember thinking like damn
2:06:48fuck man like it's the that that like I mean I remember thinking like damn
2:06:48fuck man like it's the that that like I mean I remember thinking like damn
2:06:53everyone's on Peterson's ass about this he was totally right liberal liberal arts colleges were
2:06:53everyone's on Peterson's ass about this he was totally right liberal liberal arts colleges were
2:06:53everyone's on Peterson's ass about this he was totally right liberal liberal arts colleges were
2:06:57like it was it I couldn't have thought of a bigger waste of money in
2:06:57like it was it I couldn't have thought of a bigger waste of money in
2:06:57like it was it I couldn't have thought of a bigger waste of money in
2:07:01terms of like bang for buck and like what did I actually learn well I
2:07:01terms of like bang for buck and like what did I actually learn well I
2:07:01terms of like bang for buck and like what did I actually learn well I
2:07:04remember when we were talking about all the madness that was going on in schools
2:07:04remember when we were talking about all the madness that was going on in schools
2:07:04remember when we were talking about all the madness that was going on in schools
2:07:08and people like why do you care about this this is happening in college I'm
2:07:08and people like why do you care about this this is happening in college I'm
2:07:08and people like why do you care about this this is happening in college I'm
2:07:11like they're gonna eventually graduate and they're gonna have this ideology and they're gonna get
2:07:11like they're gonna eventually graduate and they're gonna have this ideology and they're gonna get
2:07:11like they're gonna eventually graduate and they're gonna have this ideology and they're gonna get
2:07:16into corporations they're gonna get into business they're gonna carry this with them and try
2:07:16into corporations they're gonna get into business they're gonna carry this with them and try
2:07:16into corporations they're gonna get into business they're gonna carry this with them and try
2:07:21to enforce these crazy rules or you know somebody like your kids having problems and
2:07:21to enforce these crazy rules or you know somebody like your kids having problems and
2:07:21to enforce these crazy rules or you know somebody like your kids having problems and
2:07:26you go to a therapist and they're just like psycho like there was we were
2:07:26you go to a therapist and they're just like psycho like there was we were
2:07:29talking about modalities of therapy one of them someone floated and the teacher was like
2:07:29talking about modalities of therapy one of them someone floated and the teacher was like
2:07:33oh yeah for sure was called like it was I don't know what it's called
2:07:33oh yeah for sure was called like it was I don't know what it's called
2:07:36it's like activism therapy where you get people politically active in orders to like motivate
2:07:36it's like activism therapy where you get people politically active in orders to like motivate
2:07:40them and enrich their lives and I was like you can't do that you can't
2:07:40them and enrich their lives and I was like you can't do that you can't
2:07:43take it like you confuse existentially adrift person and be like this is what you
2:07:43take it like you confuse existentially adrift person and be like this is what you
2:07:48need to do go politically I swear to god dude it was there was there
2:07:48need to do go politically I swear to god dude it was there was there
2:07:52was like really creepy stuff going on there and it was all just like complete
2:07:52was like really creepy stuff going on there and it was all just like complete
2:07:56group think you couldn't like if you said anything outside of like what was acceptable
2:07:56group think you couldn't like if you said anything outside of like what was acceptable
2:08:00you would just get punished the teachers would kind of even like some of them
2:08:00you would just get punished the teachers would kind of even like some of them
2:08:03would try to like scold you or be like yeah okay dude and it's like
2:08:03would try to like scold you or be like yeah okay dude and it's like
2:08:07it's it's a lot it would I could see it why it would just break
2:08:07it's it's a lot it would I could see it why it would just break
2:08:10people because I would like my heart would be beating I don't really like conflict
2:08:10people because I would like my heart would be beating I don't really like conflict
2:08:13like that yeah but it was also like dude some of the stuff you're like
2:08:13like that yeah but it was also like dude some of the stuff you're like
2:08:16I can't not say anything this is insane dude do you ever talk about this
2:08:16I can't not say anything this is insane dude do you ever talk about this
2:08:19on stage no I've never really talked about being in social work oh my god
2:08:19on stage no I've never really talked about being in social work oh my god
2:08:23it's like there's gold in them dar hills true it was fun at that time
2:08:23it's like there's gold in them dar hills true it was fun at that time
2:08:27of the podcast I would leave school I would then I come back to the
2:08:27of the podcast I would leave school I would then I come back to the
2:08:30podcast but bro you won't believe what the fuck these people are saying you say
2:08:30podcast but bro you won't believe what the fuck these people are saying you say
2:08:33it on the podcast oh that's awesome it just seems like it's a great goldmine
2:08:33it on the podcast oh that's awesome it just seems like it's a great goldmine
2:08:38for stand -up yeah like because you have a very unique experience true as a
2:08:38for stand -up yeah like because you have a very unique experience true as a
2:08:44window into how crazy people are in school yeah no it was it was terrifying
2:08:44window into how crazy people are in school yeah no it was it was terrifying
2:08:49man and then the weirdest part is like after years went by they were like
2:08:49man and then the weirdest part is like after years went by they were like
2:08:53do you want to get your PhD here I was like no after COVID after
2:08:53do you want to get your PhD here I was like no after COVID after
2:08:58Africa after it all they just wanted your money exactly that's what I saw that
2:08:58Africa after it all they just wanted your money exactly that's what I saw that
2:09:02and I was like get the hell out of here it would be nice to
2:09:02and I was like get the hell out of here it would be nice to
2:09:04be calling yourself Dr. Matt though bro don't think I didn't think about it come
2:09:04be calling yourself Dr. Matt though bro don't think I didn't think about it come
2:09:07on dog come on dog I know I'm a doctor it just shows you how
2:09:07on dog come on dog I know I'm a doctor it just shows you how
2:09:11many kooky doctors there are out there that really opened my eyes I thought doctors
2:09:11many kooky doctors there are out there that really opened my eyes I thought doctors
2:09:14were like the smartest people in the world then I went to like higher education
2:09:14were like the smartest people in the world then I went to like higher education
2:09:17I'm like this is fucking insane yeah anyone could you could be a doctor dude
2:09:17I'm like this is fucking insane yeah anyone could you could be a doctor dude
2:09:21anyone could mean obviously like anyone could be a fucking doctor especially about some subjects
2:09:21anyone could mean obviously like anyone could be a fucking doctor especially about some subjects
2:09:25right exactly that's the thing not like not hard sciences not hard science if you
2:09:25right exactly that's the thing not like not hard sciences not hard science if you
2:09:30want to calculus you want to be a doctor you could go for like anthropology
2:09:30want to calculus you want to be a doctor you could go for like anthropology
2:09:32whatever yeah no problem dude no and they can't say shit like you can make
2:09:32whatever yeah no problem dude no and they can't say shit like you can make
2:09:37up you can like make your thesis on anything and be like excuse me keen
2:09:37up you can like make your thesis on anything and be like excuse me keen
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2:10:36britain well did you ever see what uh peter bogosian and uh james lindsey and
2:10:36britain well did you ever see what uh peter bogosian and uh james lindsey and
2:10:43ellen pluckrose did you know what they did no they they made these fake academic
2:10:43ellen pluckrose did you know what they did no they they made these fake academic
2:10:49papers oh yeah yeah i saw that like heteronormative something in dog parks they were
2:10:49papers oh yeah yeah i saw that like heteronormative something in dog parks they were
2:10:55talking about like gay experiences this is what dogs have and it was like a
2:10:55talking about like gay experiences this is what dogs have and it was like a
2:10:59peer review paper uh fat bodybuilding was one of them yeah and and these they
2:10:59peer review paper uh fat bodybuilding was one of them yeah and and these they
2:11:04were like celebrated these papers were celebrated dude it would go 100 % with the
2:11:04were like celebrated these papers were celebrated dude it would go 100 % with the
2:11:09theory like the critical race theory and all that stuff you cover when you get
2:11:09theory like the critical race theory and all that stuff you cover when you get
2:11:12into it you're like it was and I remember like saying this it was very
2:11:12into it you're like it was and I remember like saying this it was very
2:11:16like uh it reminded me because I'd been outside of Walmart someone handed me like
2:11:16like uh it reminded me because I'd been outside of Walmart someone handed me like
2:11:20a pamphlet and it was like white supremacy literature when you read that stuff you
2:11:20a pamphlet and it was like white supremacy literature when you read that stuff you
2:11:24read the first two sentences you go okay that sounds legit and then it just
2:11:24read the first two sentences you go okay that sounds legit and then it just
2:11:27there's this like huge quantum leap in reasoning you're like whoa how the fuck did
2:11:27there's this like huge quantum leap in reasoning you're like whoa how the fuck did
2:11:30we get here a lot of that's very similar where it'll make a thing like
2:11:30we get here a lot of that's very similar where it'll make a thing like
2:11:33you just no one can disagree with right and then it jumps real quick and
2:11:33you just no one can disagree with right and then it jumps real quick and
2:11:37you're like just complete group think yeah yeah but it was that was scary to
2:11:37you're like just complete group think yeah yeah but it was that was scary to
2:11:40be like damn dude these people are going to be like these people are therapists
2:11:40be like damn dude these people are going to be like these people are therapists
2:11:43working with kids older people you know this and that you know and it was
2:11:43working with kids older people you know this and that you know and it was
2:11:46just like I was like how this how is the people supposedly like you know
2:11:46just like I was like how this how is the people supposedly like you know
2:11:51guiding people through life or like taking people who are lost or suffering and being
2:11:51guiding people through life or like taking people who are lost or suffering and being
2:11:55you know I don't know it was it was kind of rough because the animus
2:11:55you know I don't know it was it was kind of rough because the animus
2:11:58against a person who like thought differently it was palpable and like very severe to
2:11:58against a person who like thought differently it was palpable and like very severe to
2:12:05where it was like dude and the funniest part was like I was again I
2:12:05where it was like dude and the funniest part was like I was again I
2:12:08was in that high school in the inner city it was the school was like
2:12:08was in that high school in the inner city it was the school was like
2:12:1197 percent black the rest latino and they were like how would your students feel
2:12:1197 percent black the rest latino and they were like how would your students feel
2:12:15about your podcast material I'm like they don't give a fuck they would laugh like
2:12:15about your podcast material I'm like they don't give a fuck they would laugh like
2:12:20they have bigger fish to fry than being like what did you say on a
2:12:20they have bigger fish to fry than being like what did you say on a
2:12:22podcast it's like they're like high schoolers in Philly fighting for their lives how would
2:12:22podcast it's like they're like high schoolers in Philly fighting for their lives how would
2:12:27your students feel that was the big disconnect I'm like you guys have like I
2:12:27your students feel that was the big disconnect I'm like you guys have like I
2:12:31don't know man like they they would even teach you this would crack me up
2:12:31don't know man like they they would even teach you this would crack me up
2:12:33I was like thinking about this the other day where they they would tell you
2:12:33I was like thinking about this the other day where they they would tell you
2:12:37if you had a client and you know say your client was black and you
2:12:37if you had a client and you know say your client was black and you
2:12:40know I'm a white guy I should lead by going like how do you feel
2:12:40know I'm a white guy I should lead by going like how do you feel
2:12:44about the fact that I'm white and you're black I was like dude you guys
2:12:44about the fact that I'm white and you're black I was like dude you guys
2:12:49realize you're in a classroom studying how to talk to a black person I'm like
2:12:49realize you're in a classroom studying how to talk to a black person I'm like
2:12:53that's fucking weird I was like just talk to like you can just talk to
2:12:53that's fucking weird I was like just talk to like you can just talk to
2:12:56the man and if that comes up you can tackle it right like you're uncomfortable
2:12:56the man and if that comes up you can tackle it right like you're uncomfortable
2:13:00and then you're going like so black person how do you feel that I'm white
2:13:00and then you're going like so black person how do you feel that I'm white
2:13:04it's like dude that is and they would push back against me I'm like no
2:13:04it's like dude that is and they would push back against me I'm like no
2:13:07no you guys can't do that that's crazy well you were actually applying it in
2:13:07no you guys can't do that that's crazy well you were actually applying it in
2:13:11the real world they were just exhibiting they were just hanging out in these circle
2:13:11the real world they were just exhibiting they were just hanging out in these circle
2:13:15jerks exactly and a lot of them would be like you know I'm social justice
2:13:15jerks exactly and a lot of them would be like you know I'm social justice
2:13:18blah blah blah and be like all right where's your field placement that was like
2:13:18blah blah blah and be like all right where's your field placement that was like
2:13:20your you know um that was like your internship and they're like oh I'm out
2:13:20your you know um that was like your internship and they're like oh I'm out
2:13:23and like the main the main line's like a really nice area in Philly it's
2:13:23and like the main the main line's like a really nice area in Philly it's
2:13:26like I'm doing like a high school in the main line it's like okay dudes
2:13:26like I'm doing like a high school in the main line it's like okay dudes
2:13:29like you know it's like take that act somewhere else and it's like those kids
2:13:29like you know it's like take that act somewhere else and it's like those kids
2:13:32don't want to hear any of this shit like at all and I would let
2:13:32don't want to hear any of this shit like at all and I would let
2:13:35you talk to them like if race comes up I would talk to them but
2:13:35you talk to them like if race comes up I would talk to them but
2:13:38like you that would have been so crazy to take a black eighth grader and
2:13:38like you that would have been so crazy to take a black eighth grader and
2:13:41being like I'm white how do you feel about that that would be so creepy
2:13:41being like I'm white how do you feel about that that would be so creepy
2:13:46and weird isn't it crazy that they think you're obligated to bring that up you
2:13:46and weird isn't it crazy that they think you're obligated to bring that up you
2:13:51have an obligation to discuss it also it's like they fucking know they can see
2:13:51have an obligation to discuss it also it's like they fucking know they can see
2:13:55me I'm clearly white they know I'm white and it's like exactly it's like and
2:13:55me I'm clearly white they know I'm white and it's like exactly it's like and
2:14:00if that you talk talk talk talk and then you can like bring it up
2:14:00if that you talk talk talk talk and then you can like bring it up
2:14:04because it's a thing but it's like leading with that I always be like the
2:14:04because it's a thing but it's like leading with that I always be like the
2:14:06least of their problems exactly they're just probably happy someone takes an interest in them
2:14:06least of their problems exactly they're just probably happy someone takes an interest in them
2:14:11and is kind to them dude and that was a big thing too of like
2:14:11and is kind to them dude and that was a big thing too of like
2:14:14you know because they you get them out of class and a lot of them
2:14:14you know because they you get them out of class and a lot of them
2:14:16they'd be like I'm fucking talking to this guy so like whatever and I would
2:14:16they'd be like I'm fucking talking to this guy so like whatever and I would
2:14:19just chill and be like you can just do your homework and then you just
2:14:19just chill and be like you can just do your homework and then you just
2:14:21start helping them with their homework like what are you doing you know and then
2:14:21start helping them with their homework like what are you doing you know and then
2:14:23you eventually build rapport but it was just like you know I'm like these are
2:14:23you eventually build rapport but it was just like you know I'm like these are
2:14:27the teachers telling you this and you're like fuck dude you guys are guiding people
2:14:27the teachers telling you this and you're like fuck dude you guys are guiding people
2:14:30into this it was dude I I walked away from that being like god damn
2:14:30into this it was dude I I walked away from that being like god damn
2:14:35well there's a lot of people that think that like a lot of psychology and
2:14:35well there's a lot of people that think that like a lot of psychology and
2:14:40a lot of therapy is just complete horseshit yeah and the argument about therapy being
2:14:40a lot of therapy is just complete horseshit yeah and the argument about therapy being
2:14:45complete horseshit in terms of like the academic study of it and applying it to
2:14:45complete horseshit in terms of like the academic study of it and applying it to
2:14:49people is that very few people you know get better I think it does help
2:14:49people is that very few people you know get better I think it does help
2:14:55a lot of people though yeah and I think it really helps a lot of
2:14:55a lot of people though yeah and I think it really helps a lot of
2:14:57people if they're in a really bad place I think some people just want to
2:14:57people if they're in a really bad place I think some people just want to
2:15:01talk to somebody yeah and that can help too yeah but it's like what is
2:15:01talk to somebody yeah and that can help too yeah but it's like what is
2:15:05the what can you actually do for them in terms of like with the the
2:15:05the what can you actually do for them in terms of like with the the
2:15:11tools and the techniques of therapy versus just being a human and talking to a
2:15:11tools and the techniques of therapy versus just being a human and talking to a
2:15:18human and and and and seeing their side of things and trying to tell them
2:15:18human and and and and seeing their side of things and trying to tell them
2:15:23your perspective and trying to give them a rational point of view and yeah giving
2:15:23your perspective and trying to give them a rational point of view and yeah giving
2:15:27them some maybe some things to work on but it's like it's not a science
2:15:27them some maybe some things to work on but it's like it's not a science
2:15:32and not at all and it varies so much between individuals well yeah there's the
2:15:32and not at all and it varies so much between individuals well yeah there's the
2:15:37individuals then there's 40 million modalities of therapy so it's like you can be doing
2:15:37individuals then there's 40 million modalities of therapy so it's like you can be doing
2:15:41like cbt which is like that's supposedly the most scientific where it's like there's a
2:15:41like cbt which is like that's supposedly the most scientific where it's like there's a
2:15:45system it's a kind of rigorous you can have like youngie and stuff where you're
2:15:45system it's a kind of rigorous you can have like youngie and stuff where you're
2:15:49like what's your let's draw like a mandala based on your dreams or you can
2:15:49like what's your let's draw like a mandala based on your dreams or you can
2:15:52just be like let me just be nice to this person who's never had anyone
2:15:52just be like let me just be nice to this person who's never had anyone
2:15:55be nice to them right and let them kind of open up and like yeah
2:15:55be nice to them right and let them kind of open up and like yeah
2:15:59it's it i think they did a study one time where they took um they
2:15:59it's it i think they did a study one time where they took um they
2:16:03let people who weren't trained therapists be therapists and they didn't find a giant difference
2:16:03let people who weren't trained therapists be therapists and they didn't find a giant difference
2:16:07in terms of like who was getting what result but then there's it's it is
2:16:07in terms of like who was getting what result but then there's it's it is
2:16:10a skill though that's the other thing like it's a skill it's a hard job
2:16:10a skill though that's the other thing like it's a skill it's a hard job
2:16:13yeah but i think you're totally right where it's like it all depends on the
2:16:13yeah but i think you're totally right where it's like it all depends on the
2:16:16person have they are they in touch with what's fucked the therapist do they know
2:16:16person have they are they in touch with what's fucked the therapist do they know
2:16:20about like what's fucked up with them and like right because you can like i
2:16:20about like what's fucked up with them and like right because you can like i
2:16:23don't know man it's it's such a crapshoot and it's like i think it can
2:16:23don't know man it's it's such a crapshoot and it's like i think it can
2:16:27be beneficial i think like being stuck in it your whole life i don't know
2:16:27be beneficial i think like being stuck in it your whole life i don't know
2:16:30about that because it just becomes a thing where you start performing and you're like
2:16:30about that because it just becomes a thing where you start performing and you're like
2:16:34fuck let me well a lot of people feel like you have to be in
2:16:34fuck let me well a lot of people feel like you have to be in
2:16:36therapy and everybody should be in therapy yeah i don't know like i remember i
2:16:36therapy and everybody should be in therapy yeah i don't know like i remember i
2:16:42didn't do it ever and then when i went to school for therapy they're like
2:16:42didn't do it ever and then when i went to school for therapy they're like
2:16:44you gotta you gotta go to therapy so that like you can know what it's
2:16:44you gotta you gotta go to therapy so that like you can know what it's
2:16:47like and blah blah blah it's like fair enough and i genuinely walked in there
2:16:47like and blah blah blah it's like fair enough and i genuinely walked in there
2:16:51being like i'm about to blow this lady's mind she's gonna be like i've never
2:16:51being like i'm about to blow this lady's mind she's gonna be like i've never
2:16:54met a guy so put together and then like i went in there and she
2:16:54met a guy so put together and then like i went in there and she
2:16:57kind of picked me apart and i was like fuck i'm kind of fucked up
2:16:57kind of picked me apart and i was like fuck i'm kind of fucked up
2:16:59i didn't that's funny but it was i for real was like i'm gonna this
2:16:59i didn't that's funny but it was i for real was like i'm gonna this
2:17:04lady's about to be like bro let me just tell you about my life i
2:17:04lady's about to be like bro let me just tell you about my life i
2:17:06like for real had so much i thought i was a chosen one you you
2:17:06like for real had so much i thought i was a chosen one you you
2:17:15It was good, though, because like they the one thing they can do is like
2:17:15It was good, though, because like they the one thing they can do is like
2:17:18if you're in a family system and you have no other like, you know, available
2:17:18if you're in a family system and you have no other like, you know, available
2:17:23worldviews, you're locked in that.
2:17:23worldviews, you're locked in that.
2:17:25So a therapist can be somebody outside of a system you would never was ever
2:17:25So a therapist can be somebody outside of a system you would never was ever
2:17:29have access to who can let you run like things through your head in a
2:17:29have access to who can let you run like things through your head in a
2:17:33way you would never think of.
2:17:33way you would never think of.
2:17:34That, I think, is good.
2:17:34That, I think, is good.
2:17:35But then it's like, you know, at a certain point, it's like, I feel like
2:17:35But then it's like, you know, at a certain point, it's like, I feel like
2:17:38you should get in, get out.
2:17:38you should get in, get out.
2:17:40Kind of like, all right, here's something like it was like there's like acceptance, commitment
2:17:40Kind of like, all right, here's something like it was like there's like acceptance, commitment
2:17:43therapy. That's good. It's like they teach you how to be like mindful, how to
2:17:43therapy. That's good. It's like they teach you how to be like mindful, how to
2:17:46like monitor your thoughts without having them like completely attacked.
2:17:46like monitor your thoughts without having them like completely attacked.
2:17:49There's like there are like skills you can learn.
2:17:49There's like there are like skills you can learn.
2:17:51Yeah. But it's like, dude, fucking the money of it's crazy.
2:17:51Yeah. But it's like, dude, fucking the money of it's crazy.
2:17:55Like that's the other thing.
2:17:55Like that's the other thing.
2:17:56Like it's so expensive. Right.
2:17:56Like it's so expensive. Right.
2:17:58And does insurance pay for it for most people?
2:17:58And does insurance pay for it for most people?
2:18:01It depends. It like it'll cover it for some.
2:18:01It depends. It like it'll cover it for some.
2:18:04You have to be you have to get a therapist in that network and then
2:18:04You have to be you have to get a therapist in that network and then
2:18:07they have to diagnose you.
2:18:07they have to diagnose you.
2:18:08If insurance wants if you want your insurance to cover you, that therapist has to
2:18:08If insurance wants if you want your insurance to cover you, that therapist has to
2:18:12diagnose you with a mental disorder.
2:18:12diagnose you with a mental disorder.
2:18:13Or some sort of mental thing.
2:18:13Or some sort of mental thing.
2:18:15Oh, do they have to prescribe something for you?
2:18:15Oh, do they have to prescribe something for you?
2:18:17They don't. I don't think they have to prescribe.
2:18:17They don't. I don't think they have to prescribe.
2:18:18No, but it's like interesting.
2:18:18No, but it's like interesting.
2:18:19Do they have to just give you a like, you know, your bipolar adjustment disorder
2:18:19Do they have to just give you a like, you know, your bipolar adjustment disorder
2:18:23is the one where it's like.
2:18:23is the one where it's like.
2:18:24But with psychiatrists, like I wonder how many of them are just like incentivized to
2:18:24But with psychiatrists, like I wonder how many of them are just like incentivized to
2:18:29put you on something. Probably a ton.
2:18:29put you on something. Probably a ton.
2:18:31They're just like doctors. Right.
2:18:31They're just like doctors. Right.
2:18:32Right. So. And then some of them just swear by it.
2:18:32Right. So. And then some of them just swear by it.
2:18:35They're like, just take this, take that, take this.
2:18:35They're like, just take this, take that, take this.
2:18:37Yeah. I have a friend who went to a psychiatrist and he said that like
2:18:37Yeah. I have a friend who went to a psychiatrist and he said that like
2:18:39immediately, like first meeting, this guy's trying to put him on antidepressants.
2:18:39immediately, like first meeting, this guy's trying to put him on antidepressants.
2:18:44Yeah. And he's like, well, I don't think I need that.
2:18:44Yeah. And he's like, well, I don't think I need that.
2:18:48Like, yeah, I'm not that fucked up.
2:18:48Like, yeah, I'm not that fucked up.
2:18:50Just not happy. Yeah. I'm sad.
2:18:50Just not happy. Yeah. I'm sad.
2:18:53It's also the first meeting is crazy because it's like, let's see what your life's
2:18:53It's also the first meeting is crazy because it's like, let's see what your life's
2:18:56about. No, he's like, let's get you on this and it'll make you feel better.
2:18:56about. No, he's like, let's get you on this and it'll make you feel better.
2:18:59Yeah. And we'll work from there.
2:18:59Yeah. And we'll work from there.
2:19:01Well, some of those guys are like ruthless materialists where you're like, yeah, your brain's
2:19:01Well, some of those guys are like ruthless materialists where you're like, yeah, your brain's
2:19:05just fucked up, dude. Right.
2:19:05just fucked up, dude. Right.
2:19:06Is that like you ever see the Sapowski guy?
2:19:06Is that like you ever see the Sapowski guy?
2:19:08Yeah. Robert. Yeah. I think he's great.
2:19:08Yeah. Robert. Yeah. I think he's great.
2:19:10I love his lectures, but his last book.
2:19:10I love his lectures, but his last book.
2:19:12And again, this was like from him promoting it.
2:19:12And again, this was like from him promoting it.
2:19:14I didn't read it, but his argument was like, yeah, we just all have different
2:19:14I didn't read it, but his argument was like, yeah, we just all have different
2:19:16brains. And if you're like, you know, if you're like a fucking home invader or
2:19:16brains. And if you're like, you know, if you're like a fucking home invader or
2:19:21a burglar, it's just your genes suck.
2:19:21a burglar, it's just your genes suck.
2:19:23And like, we shouldn't ever punish anybody.
2:19:23And like, we shouldn't ever punish anybody.
2:19:24We should just kind of like keep people aside and just rehabilitate.
2:19:24We should just kind of like keep people aside and just rehabilitate.
2:19:27Basically saying like you have no choice over what you do at all.
2:19:27Basically saying like you have no choice over what you do at all.
2:19:30Free will is complete illusion.
2:19:30Free will is complete illusion.
2:19:32Yeah. That's the determinism argument.
2:19:32Yeah. That's the determinism argument.
2:19:34Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know about that argument.
2:19:34Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know about that argument.
2:19:36I mean, obviously free will is real, but obviously you are affected by your genes,
2:19:36I mean, obviously free will is real, but obviously you are affected by your genes,
2:19:41your life circumstances, your past behavior, your all the experiences that you've had.
2:19:41your life circumstances, your past behavior, your all the experiences that you've had.
2:19:47There's a lot of factors to say that will doesn't mean anything.
2:19:47There's a lot of factors to say that will doesn't mean anything.
2:19:50Well, then why is inspiration so important?
2:19:50Well, then why is inspiration so important?
2:19:53Yeah. Why do people love inspiration?
2:19:53Yeah. Why do people love inspiration?
2:19:55Why do people love like a good pep talk?
2:19:55Why do people love like a good pep talk?
2:19:57Why do people love like a good motivational video that gets you out of the
2:19:57Why do people love like a good motivational video that gets you out of the
2:19:59house? Like obviously there's will involved.
2:19:59house? Like obviously there's will involved.
2:20:01Yeah. And will is, will is the thing that turns you into a jelly roll
2:20:01Yeah. And will is, will is the thing that turns you into a jelly roll
2:20:07at 500 pounds to jelly roll at 200 pounds.
2:20:07at 500 pounds to jelly roll at 200 pounds.
2:20:10Like that's what will does.
2:20:10Like that's what will does.
2:20:12Yeah. Like that is, that's a real thing, man.
2:20:12Yeah. Like that is, that's a real thing, man.
2:20:15That's not a, it's not a fake thing.
2:20:15That's not a, it's not a fake thing.
2:20:17This idea of free will, it's no determinism that led jelly roll to decide to
2:20:17This idea of free will, it's no determinism that led jelly roll to decide to
2:20:21start walking. It was hardcore will.
2:20:21start walking. It was hardcore will.
2:20:25Yeah. No, I agree. I don't, that argument always, because I like Sapalski.
2:20:25Yeah. No, I agree. I don't, that argument always, because I like Sapalski.
2:20:28I liked a lot of his stuff.
2:20:28I liked a lot of his stuff.
2:20:29That argument just bothers me because it's like, okay, you're taking the idea of will
2:20:29That argument just bothers me because it's like, okay, you're taking the idea of will
2:20:34and just switching it with like this nebulous, like what, there's like a isotope in
2:20:34and just switching it with like this nebulous, like what, there's like a isotope in
2:20:38your brain that is all, it gets switched on and then you're able to, it's
2:20:38your brain that is all, it gets switched on and then you're able to, it's
2:20:41just, to me, it's such a, like a, just a weird point to kind of
2:20:41just, to me, it's such a, like a, just a weird point to kind of
2:20:44like try to push across.
2:20:44like try to push across.
2:20:45Like there's no free will.
2:20:45Like there's no free will.
2:20:46It's just your gene activates and then you do the thing.
2:20:46It's just your gene activates and then you do the thing.
2:20:48And it's like, I guess, man, but then you can like change your genes apparently
2:20:48And it's like, I guess, man, but then you can like change your genes apparently
2:20:52by like acting a certain way.
2:20:52by like acting a certain way.
2:20:54So it's like, you know, I, that's, I just never liked that stuff, man.
2:20:54So it's like, you know, I, that's, I just never liked that stuff, man.
2:20:58It's a weird argument, but there's validity to both perspectives.
2:20:58It's a weird argument, but there's validity to both perspectives.
2:21:02There's validity to the perspective that free will is a real thing, but also determinism
2:21:02There's validity to the perspective that free will is a real thing, but also determinism
2:21:08is a, it's a giant factor in how many people live their lives the way
2:21:08is a, it's a giant factor in how many people live their lives the way
2:21:11they live them. Yeah. There's like, if, especially if you're in a shit circumstance, you're
2:21:11they live them. Yeah. There's like, if, especially if you're in a shit circumstance, you're
2:21:16in a terrible gang ridden community, you get beaten in your house, your mom's on
2:21:16in a terrible gang ridden community, you get beaten in your house, your mom's on
2:21:22crack, there's chaos everywhere. The idea that you're going to come out of this writing
2:21:22crack, there's chaos everywhere. The idea that you're going to come out of this writing
2:21:26vegan poetry is insane. It's true.
2:21:26vegan poetry is insane. It's true.
2:21:28It's insane. No, that, that's, that's true.
2:21:28It's insane. No, that, that's, that's true.
2:21:30And that's insane. You're, you're a product of your environment, at least to a certain
2:21:30And that's insane. You're, you're a product of your environment, at least to a certain
2:21:33extent. And usually someone finds something that they love that gives them an outlet and
2:21:33extent. And usually someone finds something that they love that gives them an outlet and
2:21:39then they get out of there.
2:21:39then they get out of there.
2:21:40Or the problem with the determinism stuff for me is like, cause I, I, I
2:21:40Or the problem with the determinism stuff for me is like, cause I, I, I
2:21:43do get that. It's like, you know, yeah, if you have a horrible upbringing and
2:21:43do get that. It's like, you know, yeah, if you have a horrible upbringing and
2:21:46you do a whole, you know, you kill people.
2:21:46you do a whole, you know, you kill people.
2:21:48It is like, yeah, I get it.
2:21:48It is like, yeah, I get it.
2:21:49Like if I had, that had been me, maybe I can do that.
2:21:49Like if I had, that had been me, maybe I can do that.
2:21:51And like, he's like, maybe we should treat everyone a lot more kindly and not
2:21:51And like, he's like, maybe we should treat everyone a lot more kindly and not
2:21:54punish people. And it's like, I'm all on board with that.
2:21:54punish people. And it's like, I'm all on board with that.
2:21:57It all, for me, it all stops at pedophiles and it's like, so what, we're
2:21:57It all, for me, it all stops at pedophiles and it's like, so what, we're
2:22:00supposed to just like poo poo a pedophile.
2:22:00supposed to just like poo poo a pedophile.
2:22:02It's like, part of me is like, we should probably fucking fry those guys where
2:22:02It's like, part of me is like, we should probably fucking fry those guys where
2:22:05it's like, well, that's one of the craziest things about this whole, what's going on,
2:22:05it's like, well, that's one of the craziest things about this whole, what's going on,
2:22:09the woke shit in academia is they're starting to call them minor attracted persons.
2:22:09the woke shit in academia is they're starting to call them minor attracted persons.
2:22:13So there's like legitimate academics who are describing pedophiles as minor attracted persons and that
2:22:13So there's like legitimate academics who are describing pedophiles as minor attracted persons and that
2:22:19it doesn't mean that they're evil.
2:22:19it doesn't mean that they're evil.
2:22:22It's like, what? Yeah. I know.
2:22:22It's like, what? Yeah. I know.
2:22:26And that's the problem. It's like, okay.
2:22:26And that's the problem. It's like, okay.
2:22:27Especially if you have kids.
2:22:27Especially if you have kids.
2:22:28Like, I don't know anybody who has kids who has that perspective.
2:22:28Like, I don't know anybody who has kids who has that perspective.
2:22:31No. If you did, you have to be like a sick fuck, like to think
2:22:31No. If you did, you have to be like a sick fuck, like to think
2:22:35that it's, oh, it's just a minor attracted person that fucked my kid.
2:22:35that it's, oh, it's just a minor attracted person that fucked my kid.
2:22:38Like what? Yeah. Well, that, and that's the whole thing too, where it's like, you
2:22:38Like what? Yeah. Well, that, and that's the whole thing too, where it's like, you
2:22:40were all just bags, you know, of like jeans and we're this material goo that
2:22:40were all just bags, you know, of like jeans and we're this material goo that
2:22:44just does something. Sometimes it's like, all right, well, let me fucking squash this pedophile.
2:22:44just does something. Sometimes it's like, all right, well, let me fucking squash this pedophile.
2:22:48And let me, we're all just bags of goo.
2:22:48And let me, we're all just bags of goo.
2:22:50Let me, you know, crush this guy.
2:22:50Let me, you know, crush this guy.
2:22:51But it's like. Right. It's okay to abort a child, but it's not okay to
2:22:51But it's like. Right. It's okay to abort a child, but it's not okay to
2:22:54kill a pedophile. I know.
2:22:54kill a pedophile. I know.
2:22:55Explain. Help me. Yeah. That's where it gets for me, all that like determinism, like
2:22:55Explain. Help me. Yeah. That's where it gets for me, all that like determinism, like
2:22:59we should just be kind and have a more rational approach to criminal justice.
2:22:59we should just be kind and have a more rational approach to criminal justice.
2:23:02It's like, for sure. And then it's like, ah, fuck pedophiles.
2:23:02It's like, for sure. And then it's like, ah, fuck pedophiles.
2:23:05It's like, yeah, you can't.
2:23:05It's like, yeah, you can't.
2:23:08Pedophiles, serial killers. Yeah. There's a lot of rapists.
2:23:08Pedophiles, serial killers. Yeah. There's a lot of rapists.
2:23:11There's a lot of different people you could throw into that.
2:23:11There's a lot of different people you could throw into that.
2:23:14One of the interesting things about Sapolsky is he did some crazy work on toxoplasmosis.
2:23:14One of the interesting things about Sapolsky is he did some crazy work on toxoplasmosis.
2:23:20That's how I really got into him.
2:23:20That's how I really got into him.
2:23:21Really? Yeah. He was the guy that we first started reading about that was saying
2:23:21Really? Yeah. He was the guy that we first started reading about that was saying
2:23:26that a disproportionate amount of motorcycle victims.
2:23:26that a disproportionate amount of motorcycle victims.
2:23:28When he was doing his residency, the guy who he was working with, one of
2:23:28When he was doing his residency, the guy who he was working with, one of
2:23:34the surgeons, would test the motorcycle victims for toxoplasmosis.
2:23:34the surgeons, would test the motorcycle victims for toxoplasmosis.
2:23:38And he said a giant percentage of them have this cat parasite.
2:23:38And he said a giant percentage of them have this cat parasite.
2:23:43Oh, yeah, I've heard about this.
2:23:43Oh, yeah, I've heard about this.
2:23:44This cat parasite alters behavior.
2:23:44This cat parasite alters behavior.
2:23:46It makes you more reckless.
2:23:46It makes you more reckless.
2:23:47It makes you more prone to erratic mood swings.
2:23:47It makes you more prone to erratic mood swings.
2:23:51And it makes you more aggressive.
2:23:51And it makes you more aggressive.
2:23:53It's interesting. Yeah, a disproportionate amount of successful soccer teams have high levels of toxoplasmosis,
2:23:53It's interesting. Yeah, a disproportionate amount of successful soccer teams have high levels of toxoplasmosis,
2:24:01countries with higher toxoplasmosis. There could also be countries of higher toxoplasmosis don't have any
2:24:01countries with higher toxoplasmosis. There could also be countries of higher toxoplasmosis don't have any
2:24:07money. It's easier to get a soccer ball.
2:24:07money. It's easier to get a soccer ball.
2:24:09People get good at soccer.
2:24:09People get good at soccer.
2:24:10It's the way out of bad neighborhoods.
2:24:10It's the way out of bad neighborhoods.
2:24:14But the motorcycle victim thing is nuts because we know it affects human behavior.
2:24:14But the motorcycle victim thing is nuts because we know it affects human behavior.
2:24:19And we also know that it affects animal behavior.
2:24:19And we also know that it affects animal behavior.
2:24:22It makes cats, it grows inside cats' guts.
2:24:22It makes cats, it grows inside cats' guts.
2:24:27It's the only way that it reproduces.
2:24:27It's the only way that it reproduces.
2:24:28So what it does is it rewires a sexual reward system of rodents.
2:24:28So what it does is it rewires a sexual reward system of rodents.
2:24:33And like mice and rats get turned on by the smell of cat piss.
2:24:33And like mice and rats get turned on by the smell of cat piss.
2:24:37So they go to seek out cat piss with like a boner, like literally.
2:24:37So they go to seek out cat piss with like a boner, like literally.
2:24:41And they lose all their fear of cats so that the cats devour them.
2:24:41And they lose all their fear of cats so that the cats devour them.
2:24:45And so when the cats devour them, then that parasite is now inside the cat's
2:24:45And so when the cats devour them, then that parasite is now inside the cat's
2:24:49gut, which is where it reproduces.
2:24:49gut, which is where it reproduces.
2:24:51So that's why they tell pregnant women you should never touch cat litter.
2:24:51So that's why they tell pregnant women you should never touch cat litter.
2:24:55Really? Yeah. It's toxoplasmosis. And they think it does the same thing in humans where
2:24:55Really? Yeah. It's toxoplasmosis. And they think it does the same thing in humans where
2:25:00it just makes you like kind of amps up your drives.
2:25:00it just makes you like kind of amps up your drives.
2:25:02Yeah. Damn. You know what else is nuts too?
2:25:02Yeah. Damn. You know what else is nuts too?
2:25:04Because you were saying that's more in like certain countries that are like developing.
2:25:04Because you were saying that's more in like certain countries that are like developing.
2:25:07Well, it's in rural areas and places where people have like outdoor cats.
2:25:07Well, it's in rural areas and places where people have like outdoor cats.
2:25:13Yeah. But there was one point where in France it was like 50 % of
2:25:13Yeah. But there was one point where in France it was like 50 % of
2:25:17the people had toxo. Jesus Christ.
2:25:17the people had toxo. Jesus Christ.
2:25:19Yeah, because there was wild cats everywhere.
2:25:19Yeah, because there was wild cats everywhere.
2:25:21Yeah. And you got to think cats are, they're on your countertop.
2:25:21Yeah. And you got to think cats are, they're on your countertop.
2:25:24Their fucking shit is on their paws.
2:25:24Their fucking shit is on their paws.
2:25:26Dude, I don't, that's the one thing.
2:25:26Dude, I don't, that's the one thing.
2:25:28Like I have dogs. Cats are fine.
2:25:28Like I have dogs. Cats are fine.
2:25:30If I see a cat, I'll pet it.
2:25:30If I see a cat, I'll pet it.
2:25:31But like when I see people's cats on their countertop and I don't get squeamish
2:25:31But like when I see people's cats on their countertop and I don't get squeamish
2:25:34easily. I'm just kind of like, ew, dude.
2:25:34easily. I'm just kind of like, ew, dude.
2:25:35It is gross. It's kind of gross.
2:25:35It is gross. It's kind of gross.
2:25:36Well, they shit in a box.
2:25:36Well, they shit in a box.
2:25:38Yeah. They paw around in that box of shit and piss and then they hop
2:25:38Yeah. They paw around in that box of shit and piss and then they hop
2:25:42on your couch. Yeah. With shit and piss on their paws.
2:25:42on your couch. Yeah. With shit and piss on their paws.
2:25:45Yeah. Dogs go outside. They take a shit.
2:25:45Yeah. Dogs go outside. They take a shit.
2:25:47They come inside. They're good.
2:25:47They come inside. They're good.
2:25:48Yeah. As long as your dog doesn't rub his asshole on your dinner plates, you're
2:25:48Yeah. As long as your dog doesn't rub his asshole on your dinner plates, you're
2:25:51probably okay. But I've had cats that like walk on your plates.
2:25:51probably okay. But I've had cats that like walk on your plates.
2:25:55They don't give a shit.
2:25:55They don't give a shit.
2:25:56They'll take a seat on your plate.
2:25:56They'll take a seat on your plate.
2:25:58Yeah. And you're like, I have to get a new plate now, you fuck.
2:25:58Yeah. And you're like, I have to get a new plate now, you fuck.
2:26:00What are you doing? Get off of that.
2:26:00What are you doing? Get off of that.
2:26:02And they're funny, but every time I see them get out of the litter box
2:26:02And they're funny, but every time I see them get out of the litter box
2:26:05and walk across people's countertops, I'm like, dude.
2:26:05and walk across people's countertops, I'm like, dude.
2:26:07It is funny. I've always had them though.
2:26:07It is funny. I've always had them though.
2:26:09I have, well, I don't have them now because my kids are allergic, but when
2:26:09I have, well, I don't have them now because my kids are allergic, but when
2:26:11I, when I was younger, I had them and they are fun.
2:26:11I, when I was younger, I had them and they are fun.
2:26:14I like them. They're fun pets.
2:26:14I like them. They're fun pets.
2:26:16They're cute. They're cute. They come over you and purr.
2:26:16They're cute. They're cute. They come over you and purr.
2:26:18Yeah. But it is weird that you have a box of shit in your house
2:26:18Yeah. But it is weird that you have a box of shit in your house
2:26:21and there's a lot of people like they're lazy and you go over their house
2:26:21and there's a lot of people like they're lazy and you go over their house
2:26:25and they have a cat.
2:26:25and they have a cat.
2:26:25They're not cleaning that litter box enough.
2:26:25They're not cleaning that litter box enough.
2:26:27And as soon as you walk in though, fucking waft of piss and shit hits
2:26:27And as soon as you walk in though, fucking waft of piss and shit hits
2:26:32you. And like, bro, you're just smelling this all day.
2:26:32you. And like, bro, you're just smelling this all day.
2:26:34It's so bad. I need, I would need an outdoor.
2:26:34It's so bad. I need, I would need an outdoor.
2:26:35I used to let stray cats come in my house when I lived after college,
2:26:35I used to let stray cats come in my house when I lived after college,
2:26:38I lived in a house by myself in Philly.
2:26:38I lived in a house by myself in Philly.
2:26:40It was like a small house and all the, like a lot of the houses
2:26:40It was like a small house and all the, like a lot of the houses
2:26:43on the street have been knocked down.
2:26:43on the street have been knocked down.
2:26:44So there's only like, there were row homes, but I had a standalone row home.
2:26:44So there's only like, there were row homes, but I had a standalone row home.
2:26:47There's a lady across the street at a standalone row home.
2:26:47There's a lady across the street at a standalone row home.
2:26:49They just knocked all the houses next to us down and like two other people.
2:26:49They just knocked all the houses next to us down and like two other people.
2:26:52And I would let the stray cat into my house.
2:26:52And I would let the stray cat into my house.
2:26:54But I'll just, you know, you can come stay in here.
2:26:54But I'll just, you know, you can come stay in here.
2:26:56But I'd be like, you can't, like this thing can't get in my bed.
2:26:56But I'd be like, you can't, like this thing can't get in my bed.
2:26:58And like by like three days, that thing was like curled up next to my
2:26:58And like by like three days, that thing was like curled up next to my
2:27:02face. I got a fucked up eye infection.
2:27:02face. I got a fucked up eye infection.
2:27:04Yeah. It was called epidemic, no, it was called epidemic keratoconjunctivitis.
2:27:04Yeah. It was called epidemic, no, it was called epidemic keratoconjunctivitis.
2:27:08It's called shit in your eye.
2:27:08It's called shit in your eye.
2:27:10It literally was, but the eye doctor was like, the eye doctor goes, I hadn't
2:27:10It literally was, but the eye doctor was like, the eye doctor goes, I hadn't
2:27:13only seen, this is like in third world countries.
2:27:13only seen, this is like in third world countries.
2:27:15And dude, for six months afterwards, after it got cleared up, they had to shut
2:27:15And dude, for six months afterwards, after it got cleared up, they had to shut
2:27:19the thing down and clean the whole eye practice.
2:27:19the thing down and clean the whole eye practice.
2:27:22Afterwards, my eye at 10 o 'clock would start to droop.
2:27:22Afterwards, my eye at 10 o 'clock would start to droop.
2:27:25Whoa. Because the white blood cells would rush to my eye.
2:27:25Whoa. Because the white blood cells would rush to my eye.
2:27:28So I would be out, dude, for six months after this thing, it finally cleared
2:27:28So I would be out, dude, for six months after this thing, it finally cleared
2:27:31up. Because it was viral.
2:27:31up. Because it was viral.
2:27:32They're like, there's nothing you can do for it.
2:27:32They're like, there's nothing you can do for it.
2:27:34I would go out. My eye would just start drooping.
2:27:34I would go out. My eye would just start drooping.
2:27:36And I'd be like, I got to go home.
2:27:36And I'd be like, I got to go home.
2:27:37I got to go home.
2:27:37I got to go home.
2:27:38It's your alarm. I would feel like I had fucking.
2:27:38It's your alarm. I would feel like I had fucking.
2:27:40This is what you said?
2:27:40This is what you said?
2:27:41Yes, I feel like I had fucking sand in my eye.
2:27:41Yes, I feel like I had fucking sand in my eye.
2:27:43Highly contagious, severe eye infection caused by adenovirus, typically types A8, 1937, cause rapid onset
2:27:43Highly contagious, severe eye infection caused by adenovirus, typically types A8, 1937, cause rapid onset
2:27:51of red, painful, watery eyes, often with light sensitivity, blurred vision, and swollen eyelids.
2:27:51of red, painful, watery eyes, often with light sensitivity, blurred vision, and swollen eyelids.
2:27:57Whoa. Dude, I would wake up in the morning, my eyelid was, it was stuck
2:27:57Whoa. Dude, I would wake up in the morning, my eyelid was, it was stuck
2:28:00together and I have to pull it open.
2:28:00together and I have to pull it open.
2:28:02And then I saw the movie Ray.
2:28:02And then I saw the movie Ray.
2:28:03Remember the beginning of Ray when his eyes get all globbed up?
2:28:03Remember the beginning of Ray when his eyes get all globbed up?
2:28:06I was like, dude, am I going blind?
2:28:06I was like, dude, am I going blind?
2:28:07This would suck. That would suck if you got blind from a cat's asshole.
2:28:07This would suck. That would suck if you got blind from a cat's asshole.
2:28:10It would fucking suck, dude.
2:28:10It would fucking suck, dude.
2:28:11Bro. Yeah. A friend of mine has shingles on his face.
2:28:11Bro. Yeah. A friend of mine has shingles on his face.
2:28:15It's crazy. His whole face is all swollen up and he's worried he might go
2:28:15It's crazy. His whole face is all swollen up and he's worried he might go
2:28:19blind. He has it now?
2:28:19blind. He has it now?
2:28:20Yeah, he just got it.
2:28:20Yeah, he just got it.
2:28:21He's an older guy and he just got it.
2:28:21He's an older guy and he just got it.
2:28:24Is shingles like when you don't get chicken pox and it comes and gets you
2:28:24Is shingles like when you don't get chicken pox and it comes and gets you
2:28:27afterwards? I don't think so.
2:28:27afterwards? I don't think so.
2:28:29I think it's a form of the herpes virus.
2:28:29I think it's a form of the herpes virus.
2:28:32Ah. That affects older people in particular.
2:28:32Ah. That affects older people in particular.
2:28:36Older people are terrified of it.
2:28:36Older people are terrified of it.
2:28:37Yeah. They get shingles vaccinations and shit.
2:28:37Yeah. They get shingles vaccinations and shit.
2:28:41Is that what it is?
2:28:41Is that what it is?
2:28:42I thought chicken pox was herpes too.
2:28:42I thought chicken pox was herpes too.
2:28:44Oh, really? I always heard that.
2:28:44Oh, really? I always heard that.
2:28:46If you don't get chicken pox as a kid, you might get shingles as an
2:28:46If you don't get chicken pox as a kid, you might get shingles as an
2:28:49adult. My uncle got shingles and he said it sucked.
2:28:49adult. My uncle got shingles and he said it sucked.
2:28:52Known as herpes zoster, a viral infection that causes a painful rash.
2:28:52Known as herpes zoster, a viral infection that causes a painful rash.
2:28:56It stems from the reactivation of the varicella zuster virus, the same one responsible for
2:28:56It stems from the reactivation of the varicella zuster virus, the same one responsible for
2:29:02chicken pox, which lies dormant in nerve tissues after the initial infection.
2:29:02chicken pox, which lies dormant in nerve tissues after the initial infection.
2:29:07So after you get the infection, then you can get shingles.
2:29:07So after you get the infection, then you can get shingles.
2:29:10Oh, no. After chicken pox resolves, the virus remains inactive in the body's nerve cells.
2:29:10Oh, no. After chicken pox resolves, the virus remains inactive in the body's nerve cells.
2:29:15Factors like aging, weakened immunity, or stress can trigger reactivation, leading to shingles.
2:29:15Factors like aging, weakened immunity, or stress can trigger reactivation, leading to shingles.
2:29:21Most commonly in adults over 50, yeah.
2:29:21Most commonly in adults over 50, yeah.
2:29:24Yeah, my friend is like in his 60s.
2:29:24Yeah, my friend is like in his 60s.
2:29:25That sucks, dude. Yeah. That's rough.
2:29:25That sucks, dude. Yeah. That's rough.
2:29:28Ugh. A lot of older people are scared of shingles.
2:29:28Ugh. A lot of older people are scared of shingles.
2:29:31Yeah. My uncle got it.
2:29:31Yeah. My uncle got it.
2:29:32He was good. Is the shingles vaccine effective?
2:29:32He was good. Is the shingles vaccine effective?
2:29:36Does it prevent shingles? Is that one of the legit ones?
2:29:36Does it prevent shingles? Is that one of the legit ones?
2:29:40It says vaccines like shingrix.
2:29:40It says vaccines like shingrix.
2:29:44...reduce risk significantly, antiviral drugs shorten outbreaks, if started early.
2:29:44...reduce risk significantly, antiviral drugs shorten outbreaks, if started early.
2:29:52Oh, you gotta get on it right when you see the first bump.
2:29:52Oh, you gotta get on it right when you see the first bump.
2:29:55It sucked, dude. Somebody whose kids got MRSA from swimming in one of those.
2:29:55It sucked, dude. Somebody whose kids got MRSA from swimming in one of those.
2:30:00Oh, that's scary. We got the pictures, it was just like bubble, it looked crazy.
2:30:00Oh, that's scary. We got the pictures, it was just like bubble, it looked crazy.
2:30:04MRSA's terrifying. Yeah. That's all from people taking antibiotics.
2:30:04MRSA's terrifying. Yeah. That's all from people taking antibiotics.
2:30:09Or it was STAFF, STAFF and MRSA.
2:30:09Or it was STAFF, STAFF and MRSA.
2:30:11STAFF is the more dangerous one, or excuse me, MRSA is the more dangerous one,
2:30:11STAFF is the more dangerous one, or excuse me, MRSA is the more dangerous one,
2:30:15because MRSA is medical resistant, medicine resistant.
2:30:15because MRSA is medical resistant, medicine resistant.
2:30:20So this was just STAFF, so it was like a giant bubble on their hand,
2:30:20So this was just STAFF, so it was like a giant bubble on their hand,
2:30:23it looked crazy. I've had STAFF.
2:30:23it looked crazy. I've had STAFF.
2:30:25Did you really? I've had STAFF a couple times.
2:30:25Did you really? I've had STAFF a couple times.
2:30:27I got it from jujitsu, a lot of people get it, yeah, it's real common,
2:30:27I got it from jujitsu, a lot of people get it, yeah, it's real common,
2:30:32like a lot of people get it and they don't even realize they have it
2:30:32like a lot of people get it and they don't even realize they have it
2:30:35until it's too late, like Ari had it and he didn't even know he had
2:30:35until it's too late, like Ari had it and he didn't even know he had
2:30:38it. We were playing pool once and he was limping, he was walking around, I
2:30:38it. We were playing pool once and he was limping, he was walking around, I
2:30:41go, why are you limping?
2:30:41go, why are you limping?
2:30:42And he goes, oh, I got a spider bite.
2:30:42And he goes, oh, I got a spider bite.
2:30:44And he was doing jujitsu, I bought him a year of jujitsu for Christmas.
2:30:44And he was doing jujitsu, I bought him a year of jujitsu for Christmas.
2:30:47Yeah. I forced him to celebrate Christmas.
2:30:47Yeah. I forced him to celebrate Christmas.
2:30:51I didn't say it's Hanukkah, I got him a Christmas present.
2:30:51I didn't say it's Hanukkah, I got him a Christmas present.
2:30:54But I go, let me say, and he rolls his pants up and I see
2:30:54But I go, let me say, and he rolls his pants up and I see
2:30:59this bubble on his knee with like a pus center of it and I go,
2:30:59this bubble on his knee with like a pus center of it and I go,
2:31:03we're going to the hospital right now.
2:31:03we're going to the hospital right now.
2:31:04He goes, are you serious?
2:31:04He goes, are you serious?
2:31:06I unscrewed my cue. I go, you have to go to the hospital right now.
2:31:06I unscrewed my cue. I go, you have to go to the hospital right now.
2:31:09I go, right now. I go, that's STAFF infection.
2:31:09I go, right now. I go, that's STAFF infection.
2:31:11And he was like, why don't they fucking tell us about it?
2:31:11And he was like, why don't they fucking tell us about it?
2:31:13Why aren't there signs at the gym warning you about it?
2:31:13Why aren't there signs at the gym warning you about it?
2:31:15I'm like, that's a good point.
2:31:15I'm like, that's a good point.
2:31:17Like you kind of have to hear about it from somebody.
2:31:17Like you kind of have to hear about it from somebody.
2:31:20Yeah. I found out about it from my friend Tate.
2:31:20Yeah. I found out about it from my friend Tate.
2:31:23Shout out to Tate Fletcher, my homie.
2:31:23Shout out to Tate Fletcher, my homie.
2:31:25We were at the airport once and I had shorts on and I had just
2:31:25We were at the airport once and I had shorts on and I had just
2:31:29like my foot sitting up like this.
2:31:29like my foot sitting up like this.
2:31:31He goes, what's on your calf?
2:31:31He goes, what's on your calf?
2:31:32I had like little pimples on my calf.
2:31:32I had like little pimples on my calf.
2:31:34I'm like, I don't know, nothing.
2:31:34I'm like, I don't know, nothing.
2:31:36And he goes, dude, I think that's STAFF.
2:31:36And he goes, dude, I think that's STAFF.
2:31:38I'm like, what? I go, these are like little zits?
2:31:38I'm like, what? I go, these are like little zits?
2:31:41You think that's STAFF? And he goes, yeah, you should go get that checked out.
2:31:41You think that's STAFF? And he goes, yeah, you should go get that checked out.
2:31:43And I went to the doctor and he said, yeah, that looks like STAFF.
2:31:43And I went to the doctor and he said, yeah, that looks like STAFF.
2:31:46He goes, I'm going to put you on antibiotics right away and we're just going
2:31:46He goes, I'm going to put you on antibiotics right away and we're just going
2:31:48to swab it and send it in, but I don't want to wait.
2:31:48to swab it and send it in, but I don't want to wait.
2:31:50And I got on it right away.
2:31:50And I got on it right away.
2:31:52And so I killed it quick.
2:31:52And so I killed it quick.
2:31:53But I remember the antibiotics.
2:31:53But I remember the antibiotics.
2:31:57Dude, you feel so weird when you're on.
2:31:57Dude, you feel so weird when you're on.
2:32:00Yeah. You're just like so tired.
2:32:00Yeah. You're just like so tired.
2:32:02I hate taking them, man.
2:32:02I hate taking them, man.
2:32:04Some guys fight on them.
2:32:04Some guys fight on them.
2:32:05I know guys that have got STAFF infections in the UFC, fought off the STAFF
2:32:05I know guys that have got STAFF infections in the UFC, fought off the STAFF
2:32:09infection with antibiotics and then fought on the antibiotics, which is crazy.
2:32:09infection with antibiotics and then fought on the antibiotics, which is crazy.
2:32:15Yeah, that's insane. I don't know how you'd have any endurance.
2:32:15Yeah, that's insane. I don't know how you'd have any endurance.
2:32:18No. I always feel weird.
2:32:18No. I always feel weird.
2:32:19I also like, they mess my stomach up so bad.
2:32:19I also like, they mess my stomach up so bad.
2:32:22Oh, yeah. I don't want to end it, but my stomach's just fried.
2:32:22Oh, yeah. I don't want to end it, but my stomach's just fried.
2:32:24Well, my friend Gordon Ryan, that's his belt up there.
2:32:24Well, my friend Gordon Ryan, that's his belt up there.
2:32:27He's the greatest jujitsu grappler of all time.
2:32:27He's the greatest jujitsu grappler of all time.
2:32:29He has to retire because he got STAFF so many times that he was taking
2:32:29He has to retire because he got STAFF so many times that he was taking
2:32:33antibiotics so often that it fucking nuked his gut bacteria.
2:32:33antibiotics so often that it fucking nuked his gut bacteria.
2:32:37Ah, fuck. And like, he can't hold food down.
2:32:37Ah, fuck. And like, he can't hold food down.
2:32:40He throws up all the time.
2:32:40He throws up all the time.
2:32:41It sucks. Yeah, it's crazy.
2:32:41It sucks. Yeah, it's crazy.
2:32:43He's been dealing with it for years.
2:32:43He's been dealing with it for years.
2:32:44And he just announced on Instagram really recently that he has to retire.
2:32:44And he just announced on Instagram really recently that he has to retire.
2:32:49Dude, I got it. He can't train.
2:32:49Dude, I got it. He can't train.
2:32:51That fucking blows. And he's the greatest of all time.
2:32:51That fucking blows. And he's the greatest of all time.
2:32:53And he's done. And he's 30.
2:32:53And he's done. And he's 30.
2:32:55Ah. Yeah. That sucks. Like, unanimously regarded as the greatest grappler of all time.
2:32:55Ah. Yeah. That sucks. Like, unanimously regarded as the greatest grappler of all time.
2:33:01And he's, that's it. Yeah.
2:33:01And he's, that's it. Yeah.
2:33:03He's gone like 10 years undefeated, beating the best fighters in the world.
2:33:03He's gone like 10 years undefeated, beating the best fighters in the world.
2:33:07Like, everybody. Can he take, like, time off?
2:33:07Like, everybody. Can he take, like, time off?
2:33:09Can he just take, like, five years off?
2:33:09Can he just take, like, five years off?
2:33:10I don't know. He's trying.
2:33:10I don't know. He's trying.
2:33:11He's done that. He hasn't competed in a couple of years.
2:33:11He's done that. He hasn't competed in a couple of years.
2:33:13He can't do it. He can't train.
2:33:13He can't do it. He can't train.
2:33:16That sucks. It's like, it keeps coming back.
2:33:16That sucks. It's like, it keeps coming back.
2:33:18Dude, I had eczema one time.
2:33:18Dude, I had eczema one time.
2:33:20And, uh, it, like, it came up on my, it was, like, on my legs.
2:33:20And, uh, it, like, it came up on my, it was, like, on my legs.
2:33:24And it was on my dick.
2:33:24And it was on my dick.
2:33:26And I thought it was ringworm because it was, like, a perfect circle.
2:33:26And I thought it was ringworm because it was, like, a perfect circle.
2:33:29So I go to the, you know, I go to the, uh, whatever, urgent care.
2:33:29So I go to the, you know, I go to the, uh, whatever, urgent care.
2:33:32And I'm like, yeah, I got fucking ringworm.
2:33:32And I'm like, yeah, I got fucking ringworm.
2:33:34And they're like, that's weird.
2:33:34And they're like, that's weird.
2:33:35It usually doesn't go on there.
2:33:35It usually doesn't go on there.
2:33:36But they're like, just put fucking, uh, you know, Lothram.
2:33:36But they're like, just put fucking, uh, you know, Lothram.
2:33:39Or I think what I.
2:33:39Or I think what I.
2:33:39Lamicell. Yeah, like Lothram and that shit.
2:33:39Lamicell. Yeah, like Lothram and that shit.
2:33:42So I put Lothram on my dick.
2:33:42So I put Lothram on my dick.
2:33:44And it just dried, like, the whole thing.
2:33:44And it just dried, like, the whole thing.
2:33:47It was, like, uh, it was disgusting.
2:33:47It was, like, uh, it was disgusting.
2:33:49So then I had to go back to another urgent care.
2:33:49So then I had to go back to another urgent care.
2:33:52And it would have been, like, the second or third time.
2:33:52And it would have been, like, the second or third time.
2:33:53I had to show, like, a fucking shriveled, flaccid, like, chapped red penis.
2:33:53I had to show, like, a fucking shriveled, flaccid, like, chapped red penis.
2:33:58I showed this one nurse who goes, like, I don't know.
2:33:58I showed this one nurse who goes, like, I don't know.
2:34:02Calls in another nurse. And I'm like, fuck, all right.
2:34:02Calls in another nurse. And I'm like, fuck, all right.
2:34:05She comes in. I don't know what that is.
2:34:05She comes in. I don't know what that is.
2:34:06They call in someone else.
2:34:06They call in someone else.
2:34:07I'm like, oh, third nurse.
2:34:07I'm like, oh, third nurse.
2:34:08Giant black guy comes in.
2:34:08Giant black guy comes in.
2:34:09I'm like, no. No. No.
2:34:09I'm like, no. No. No.
2:34:15No. No. You know he's going to laugh as soon as he leaves.
2:34:15No. No. You know he's going to laugh as soon as he leaves.
2:34:17Bro, he was probably, I can't believe, yeah, it was bad.
2:34:17Bro, he was probably, I can't believe, yeah, it was bad.
2:34:21And then, finally, I went to a dermatologist.
2:34:21And then, finally, I went to a dermatologist.
2:34:24And, dude, you can look it up.
2:34:24And, dude, you can look it up.
2:34:26Center City Dermatology, run by just, like, a babe.
2:34:26Center City Dermatology, run by just, like, a babe.
2:34:30Like, it's on the website.
2:34:30Like, it's on the website.
2:34:31Everyone knows this who has ever gone there.
2:34:31Everyone knows this who has ever gone there.
2:34:33My friend, I was talking about it one time.
2:34:33My friend, I was talking about it one time.
2:34:34My friend was like, bro, I know exactly who you're talking about.
2:34:34My friend was like, bro, I know exactly who you're talking about.
2:34:36She comes in, checks it out.
2:34:36She comes in, checks it out.
2:34:38And she was like, dude, you had, you know, that wasn't even ringworm.
2:34:38And she was like, dude, you had, you know, that wasn't even ringworm.
2:34:41And then she gave me this cream, and it, like, cleared it right up.
2:34:41And then she gave me this cream, and it, like, cleared it right up.
2:34:43So, I had to show, like, my, like, chap.
2:34:43So, I had to show, like, my, like, chap.
2:34:47It was like a leprosy.
2:34:47It was like a leprosy.
2:34:48Bro. Whoa. Yeah, dude. She saw me at my worst, dude.
2:34:48Bro. Whoa. Yeah, dude. She saw me at my worst, dude.
2:34:55Hilarious. So, I had to show it to, like, four people.
2:34:55Hilarious. So, I had to show it to, like, four people.
2:34:57It was like a leprosy penis.
2:34:57It was like a leprosy penis.
2:34:58And then, eventually, she was like, oh, no, dude.
2:34:58And then, eventually, she was like, oh, no, dude.
2:35:00Take, like, it was like a cortosteroid.
2:35:00Take, like, it was like a cortosteroid.
2:35:02Cleared it right up. I know people that have had eczema that went on a
2:35:02Cleared it right up. I know people that have had eczema that went on a
2:35:06carnivore diet, and it went away.
2:35:06carnivore diet, and it went away.
2:35:07I can't have gluten. That's the thing.
2:35:07I can't have gluten. That's the thing.
2:35:10I've been allergic to gluten for a while, and if I kind of backslide on
2:35:10I've been allergic to gluten for a while, and if I kind of backslide on
2:35:13that, it's like I'll get little eczema flare -ups.
2:35:13that, it's like I'll get little eczema flare -ups.
2:35:15A lot of people are allergic to it.
2:35:15A lot of people are allergic to it.
2:35:17And a lot of people don't think it's actually the gluten.
2:35:17And a lot of people don't think it's actually the gluten.
2:35:20They think it's actually how they finish the crops with glyphosate.
2:35:20They think it's actually how they finish the crops with glyphosate.
2:35:24I've heard about that. Yeah.
2:35:24I've heard about that. Yeah.
2:35:26Which kind of makes sense, because, like, why are all these gluten intolerant?
2:35:26Which kind of makes sense, because, like, why are all these gluten intolerant?
2:35:29Gluten intolerant? Nobody ever heard about those in the 70s?
2:35:29Gluten intolerant? Nobody ever heard about those in the 70s?
2:35:33No. There was no one gluten intolerant?
2:35:33No. There was no one gluten intolerant?
2:35:35No. It was, dude, weird.
2:35:35No. It was, dude, weird.
2:35:37The weird thing is, my mom, she's always been a health person.
2:35:37The weird thing is, my mom, she's always been a health person.
2:35:41She got this book, because she had health problems, and, like, it might have been
2:35:41She got this book, because she had health problems, and, like, it might have been
2:35:44the 80s. My aunt was a nurse, gave her this book, and my mom self
2:35:44the 80s. My aunt was a nurse, gave her this book, and my mom self
2:35:47-diagnosed gluten allergy in, like, the 80s.
2:35:47-diagnosed gluten allergy in, like, the 80s.
2:35:50And everyone's like, you're out of your fucking mind.
2:35:50And everyone's like, you're out of your fucking mind.
2:35:52Like, nobody has this, blah, blah, blah.
2:35:52Like, nobody has this, blah, blah, blah.
2:35:55And, yeah, then, like, when I was in college, I was like, dude, like, I'm
2:35:55And, yeah, then, like, when I was in college, I was like, dude, like, I'm
2:35:57not going to go. I feel like my, every time I swallow food, it feels
2:35:57not going to go. I feel like my, every time I swallow food, it feels
2:36:00stuck in my throat, I have like gas, I'm burping, my stomach's fucked up, I'm
2:36:00stuck in my throat, I have like gas, I'm burping, my stomach's fucked up, I'm
2:36:04not sleeping. I was having like racing thoughts and shit, and she was like, oh,
2:36:04not sleeping. I was having like racing thoughts and shit, and she was like, oh,
2:36:08try not eating gluten for a while.
2:36:08try not eating gluten for a while.
2:36:09Dude, it cleared it up.
2:36:09Dude, it cleared it up.
2:36:10That's crazy. It was insane.
2:36:10That's crazy. It was insane.
2:36:12I wonder if that's the same with like gluten that you get in Europe where
2:36:12I wonder if that's the same with like gluten that you get in Europe where
2:36:15they're not using any glyphosate.
2:36:15they're not using any glyphosate.
2:36:17No, that's what I heard.
2:36:17No, that's what I heard.
2:36:17You can eat, apparently you can go eat it, you know, in Europe and it's
2:36:17You can eat, apparently you can go eat it, you know, in Europe and it's
2:36:20fine. I remember I took a test finally and it was like, it was like
2:36:20fine. I remember I took a test finally and it was like, it was like
2:36:24one of those like internet blood test things.
2:36:24one of those like internet blood test things.
2:36:26And I came up like allergic to, not even the gluten, it's like lydian, which
2:36:26And I came up like allergic to, not even the gluten, it's like lydian, which
2:36:31is like another protein inside of wheat, which I don't know if it's that same
2:36:31is like another protein inside of wheat, which I don't know if it's that same
2:36:35thing or what. It's just like an allergy to it.
2:36:35thing or what. It's just like an allergy to it.
2:36:37I showed it to Shane, it was like, it was moderate and he goes, pfft,
2:36:37I showed it to Shane, it was like, it was moderate and he goes, pfft,
2:36:40moderate, you're a pussy. Have a pizza.
2:36:40moderate, you're a pussy. Have a pizza.
2:36:44I was like, fuck, why did I show you?
2:36:44I was like, fuck, why did I show you?
2:36:46He was always like, everyone's like, it's fake, it's in your head, you're full of
2:36:46He was always like, everyone's like, it's fake, it's in your head, you're full of
2:36:48shit. So I finally have proof.
2:36:48shit. So I finally have proof.
2:36:50I'm like, what are you going to do about it now?
2:36:50I'm like, what are you going to do about it now?
2:36:51He goes, moderate, pfft, pussy.
2:36:51He goes, moderate, pfft, pussy.
2:36:53I'm like, fuck. It's one of the worst intolerances to have because the food is
2:36:53I'm like, fuck. It's one of the worst intolerances to have because the food is
2:36:57so delicious. Like, think about it.
2:36:57so delicious. Like, think about it.
2:37:00Spaghetti, lasagna, bread, sandwiches. I don't, I, and eating the gluten -free bread is like
2:37:00Spaghetti, lasagna, bread, sandwiches. I don't, I, and eating the gluten -free bread is like
2:37:06not, it's not, at that point you just go like, I'm not eating bread.
2:37:06not, it's not, at that point you just go like, I'm not eating bread.
2:37:09It's not really good. In order to make it good, you have to put so
2:37:09It's not really good. In order to make it good, you have to put so
2:37:13much shit in it that you're like, I might as well not eat it.
2:37:13much shit in it that you're like, I might as well not eat it.
2:37:15I've been off the gluten since I was like 21.
2:37:15I've been off the gluten since I was like 21.
2:37:17Wow. And then anytime I would like backslide at a restaurant where they cook with
2:37:17Wow. And then anytime I would like backslide at a restaurant where they cook with
2:37:21it and stuff, it would, you know, fuck me up.
2:37:21it and stuff, it would, you know, fuck me up.
2:37:23Weirdly enough though, if I get enough sunlight, I, it like my, I can tolerate
2:37:23Weirdly enough though, if I get enough sunlight, I, it like my, I can tolerate
2:37:27a lot more stuff. I guarantee that's a vitamin D thing.
2:37:27a lot more stuff. I guarantee that's a vitamin D thing.
2:37:30I think, I don't know.
2:37:30I think, I don't know.
2:37:31It's weird, man. Every time I go to a doctor, they're just like, bro, I
2:37:31It's weird, man. Every time I go to a doctor, they're just like, bro, I
2:37:34don't know, I don't know what to tell you.
2:37:34don't know, I don't know what to tell you.
2:37:35Well, vitamin D is good for your immune system and these are autoimmune issues.
2:37:35Well, vitamin D is good for your immune system and these are autoimmune issues.
2:37:39It makes sense that they would kind of be connected somehow or another.
2:37:39It makes sense that they would kind of be connected somehow or another.
2:37:43Yeah. Cause I, I couldn't eat after the gluten.
2:37:43Yeah. Cause I, I couldn't eat after the gluten.
2:37:45It was like, then I couldn't eat dairy.
2:37:45It was like, then I couldn't eat dairy.
2:37:46And then every time I'd get sunlight, I could eat the day.
2:37:46And then every time I'd get sunlight, I could eat the day.
2:37:48It's fucking weird. Nuts is the sunlight thing.
2:37:48It's fucking weird. Nuts is the sunlight thing.
2:37:50Like for so long, people are saying, stay out of the sun.
2:37:50Like for so long, people are saying, stay out of the sun.
2:37:53Sun's going to kill you.
2:37:53Sun's going to kill you.
2:37:54It's crazy. And now, now they're going, no, no, no.
2:37:54It's crazy. And now, now they're going, no, no, no.
2:37:56You need to get in the sun or you're going to die.
2:37:56You need to get in the sun or you're going to die.
2:37:57I know. What's the new, we got the new food pyramid now.
2:37:57I know. What's the new, we got the new food pyramid now.
2:38:02I know. Well, a lot of people are so angry.
2:38:02I know. Well, a lot of people are so angry.
2:38:05They're so angry at RFK Jr.
2:38:05They're so angry at RFK Jr.
2:38:07for flipping the food pyramid, but there's so much evidence that this is the accurate
2:38:07for flipping the food pyramid, but there's so much evidence that this is the accurate
2:38:11way to eat. This is the way people are supposed to be eating.
2:38:11way to eat. This is the way people are supposed to be eating.
2:38:13It's like whole foods, like actual food, like vegetables, meat, fish.
2:38:13It's like whole foods, like actual food, like vegetables, meat, fish.
2:38:17Like that's what you're supposed to eat.
2:38:17Like that's what you're supposed to eat.
2:38:18Like actual food that people have been eating for thousands of years.
2:38:18Like actual food that people have been eating for thousands of years.
2:38:21That's how you're supposed to eat.
2:38:21That's how you're supposed to eat.
2:38:22Dude, that's the one I, that's the stuff, the backlash against them that I'm like,
2:38:22Dude, that's the one I, that's the stuff, the backlash against them that I'm like,
2:38:26I don't get it, man.
2:38:26I don't get it, man.
2:38:27It's like getting like the weird shit out of foods that they don't have in
2:38:27It's like getting like the weird shit out of foods that they don't have in
2:38:29Europe for like schools and stuff.
2:38:29Europe for like schools and stuff.
2:38:31And it's like. That was always the left wing's position.
2:38:31And it's like. That was always the left wing's position.
2:38:33I do. It was like no preservatives.
2:38:33I do. It was like no preservatives.
2:38:35No additives, natural foods. I know.
2:38:35No additives, natural foods. I know.
2:38:37And that's the thing too.
2:38:37And that's the thing too.
2:38:38Like I, I love like, cause I have all these food allergies.
2:38:38Like I, I love like, cause I have all these food allergies.
2:38:41So like, I got to go to like a hipstery kind of like rainbow flag
2:38:41So like, I got to go to like a hipstery kind of like rainbow flag
2:38:44restaurant. That's the only place I can eat from.
2:38:44restaurant. That's the only place I can eat from.
2:38:46So I'm like, I know you guys like this.
2:38:46So I'm like, I know you guys like this.
2:38:48Why are you pretending to not like getting rid of like red 40 and all
2:38:48Why are you pretending to not like getting rid of like red 40 and all
2:38:51that shit? Because it's connected with Trump because RFK Jr.
2:38:51that shit? Because it's connected with Trump because RFK Jr.
2:38:54is a part of this party or part of this administration.
2:38:54is a part of this party or part of this administration.
2:38:58And so it became a political thing.
2:38:58And so it became a political thing.
2:39:00People are just so silly.
2:39:00People are just so silly.
2:39:01They'd rather commit suicide. They'd rather poison themselves than admit that he's right.
2:39:01They'd rather commit suicide. They'd rather poison themselves than admit that he's right.
2:39:05It's insane. Just be like, dude, just give him one and be like, all right,
2:39:05It's insane. Just be like, dude, just give him one and be like, all right,
2:39:07that's actually a good one.
2:39:07that's actually a good one.
2:39:08But it's that, that resistance to recognizing maybe this person that I don't agree with
2:39:08But it's that, that resistance to recognizing maybe this person that I don't agree with
2:39:15because he's connected to this other person that I don't agree with.
2:39:15because he's connected to this other person that I don't agree with.
2:39:18Maybe he's got some good points.
2:39:18Maybe he's got some good points.
2:39:20Maybe if a person that was like someone that I aligned with ideologically had the
2:39:20Maybe if a person that was like someone that I aligned with ideologically had the
2:39:26same points, I would be like, yes, thank you.
2:39:26same points, I would be like, yes, thank you.
2:39:29Yes. These preservatives are terrible.
2:39:29Yes. These preservatives are terrible.
2:39:31Yes. These dyes are terrible.
2:39:31Yes. These dyes are terrible.
2:39:33Yes. This is bad for you.
2:39:33Yes. This is bad for you.
2:39:34Yes. You should have warning labels.
2:39:34Yes. You should have warning labels.
2:39:35Yes. Other countries have banned these products.
2:39:35Yes. Other countries have banned these products.
2:39:38Why do we have them?
2:39:38Why do we have them?
2:39:39Yes. Dude. And especially like if you have kids, it's like, dude, you worry more
2:39:39Yes. Dude. And especially like if you have kids, it's like, dude, you worry more
2:39:43about that than like your kids not eating a bunch of crazy bullshit.
2:39:43about that than like your kids not eating a bunch of crazy bullshit.
2:39:46Yeah. It's like, dude, just let it go.
2:39:46Yeah. It's like, dude, just let it go.
2:39:48You can be like, all right, like I don't like this, but that's fucking right.
2:39:48You can be like, all right, like I don't like this, but that's fucking right.
2:39:51I like that. Let's let them cook on that.
2:39:51I like that. Let's let them cook on that.
2:39:52And it's like. So many people that aren't religion don't don't have religion in their
2:39:52And it's like. So many people that aren't religion don't don't have religion in their
2:39:57life. They worship science like science.
2:39:57life. They worship science like science.
2:40:01They treat it as if this is like a doctrine and a dogma.
2:40:01They treat it as if this is like a doctrine and a dogma.
2:40:05And if you don't support it, you're a heretic.
2:40:05And if you don't support it, you're a heretic.
2:40:08Yeah. There's something wrong with you.
2:40:08Yeah. There's something wrong with you.
2:40:09It's like, well, do you know those people?
2:40:09It's like, well, do you know those people?
2:40:11These scientists like a lot of them are fucking severely compromised.
2:40:11These scientists like a lot of them are fucking severely compromised.
2:40:14They're compromised by financial incentives.
2:40:14They're compromised by financial incentives.
2:40:17They're compromised by academic incentives.
2:40:17They're compromised by academic incentives.
2:40:19They're trapped in these systems where you're you're you're you're forced to have group think.
2:40:19They're trapped in these systems where you're you're you're you're forced to have group think.
2:40:23Yeah. You have this top down control.
2:40:23Yeah. You have this top down control.
2:40:25The people that are at the top are controlled and connected to these pharmaceutical drug
2:40:25The people that are at the top are controlled and connected to these pharmaceutical drug
2:40:29companies. They're pushing these ideas like this isn't all clean.
2:40:29companies. They're pushing these ideas like this isn't all clean.
2:40:32They're hanging with Epstein, too.
2:40:32They're hanging with Epstein, too.
2:40:34I know. I know they're crazy.
2:40:34I know. I know they're crazy.
2:40:35They love scientists, man. Thank God I wasn't a scientist.
2:40:35They love scientists, man. Thank God I wasn't a scientist.
2:40:38Isn't that weird? Yeah. That's so weird.
2:40:38Isn't that weird? Yeah. That's so weird.
2:40:39That's so fucking creepy. And the science.
2:40:39That's so fucking creepy. And the science.
2:40:42Dude, the science shit is like.
2:40:42Dude, the science shit is like.
2:40:43I do know this from going to a master's.
2:40:43I do know this from going to a master's.
2:40:46I know you need to understand statistics.
2:40:46I know you need to understand statistics.
2:40:48You need like a very serious understanding of statistics to actually make sense of those
2:40:48You need like a very serious understanding of statistics to actually make sense of those
2:40:52studies. And I never was able to do that.
2:40:52studies. And I never was able to do that.
2:40:55But it's like you can read those studies and like, oh, look at this.
2:40:55But it's like you can read those studies and like, oh, look at this.
2:40:57It's a graph. Everything's going up.
2:40:57It's a graph. Everything's going up.
2:40:59And it's like, yeah, but like what was like the percentage of the what this
2:40:59And it's like, yeah, but like what was like the percentage of the what this
2:41:03and it's like statistics is for real like magic to me where it's like it's
2:41:03and it's like statistics is for real like magic to me where it's like it's
2:41:06so slippery and weird. And like you can make one thing look this way and
2:41:06so slippery and weird. And like you can make one thing look this way and
2:41:09it's you can arrange the data in a different way.
2:41:09it's you can arrange the data in a different way.
2:41:12You're like, oh, shit. The fucking thing went up.
2:41:12You're like, oh, shit. The fucking thing went up.
2:41:13And now this is better.
2:41:13And now this is better.
2:41:14It's like, well, that's what pharmaceutical drug companies do for sure.
2:41:14It's like, well, that's what pharmaceutical drug companies do for sure.
2:41:17They'll they'll run multiple studies and then throw out all the ones that show no
2:41:17They'll they'll run multiple studies and then throw out all the ones that show no
2:41:22efficacy and even hide dangerous side effects.
2:41:22efficacy and even hide dangerous side effects.
2:41:26They hide them. Yeah. I think they're allowed to do as many.
2:41:26They hide them. Yeah. I think they're allowed to do as many.
2:41:28I remember reading a book on antidepressants like years and years ago, and I think
2:41:28I remember reading a book on antidepressants like years and years ago, and I think
2:41:32they were allowed to do as many studies as it needed to like show basically
2:41:32they were allowed to do as many studies as it needed to like show basically
2:41:36what they wanted to say, which wasn't even good.
2:41:36what they wanted to say, which wasn't even good.
2:41:38It was like 50 percent.
2:41:38It was like 50 percent.
2:41:40We had a lawyer in here that had he'd worked on cases with pharmaceutical drug
2:41:40We had a lawyer in here that had he'd worked on cases with pharmaceutical drug
2:41:45companies. And one of the things that he said that was really crazy was he
2:41:45companies. And one of the things that he said that was really crazy was he
2:41:48found out that the pharmaceutical drug companies don't when they get peer reviewed, when their
2:41:48found out that the pharmaceutical drug companies don't when they get peer reviewed, when their
2:41:53papers get peer reviewed, they don't have to give the data to the scientists.
2:41:53papers get peer reviewed, they don't have to give the data to the scientists.
2:41:57They give their review of the data to the scientists and then it gets peer
2:41:57They give their review of the data to the scientists and then it gets peer
2:42:03review. Damn. Yeah. It's like rigged.
2:42:03review. Damn. Yeah. It's like rigged.
2:42:06Yeah, that's crazy. So rigged.
2:42:06Yeah, that's crazy. So rigged.
2:42:08Remember the study that was like if you drink one glass of wine, you're going
2:42:08Remember the study that was like if you drink one glass of wine, you're going
2:42:10to be healthy. Yeah. That was.
2:42:10to be healthy. Yeah. That was.
2:42:12Complete bullshit that was made by a body of science that was like promoted by
2:42:12Complete bullshit that was made by a body of science that was like promoted by
2:42:16the big alcohol companies. It was completely false I know so many people who are
2:42:16the big alcohol companies. It was completely false I know so many people who are
2:42:19like dude. It's good for me.
2:42:19like dude. It's good for me.
2:42:21I need alcohol every day They were also saying resveratrol that was one.
2:42:21I need alcohol every day They were also saying resveratrol that was one.
2:42:26Yeah, the grape shit And it's also just like eat a fucking grape then.
2:42:26Yeah, the grape shit And it's also just like eat a fucking grape then.
2:42:28Well also you take resveratrol It's a good supplement and the amount that you get
2:42:28Well also you take resveratrol It's a good supplement and the amount that you get
2:42:33in supplements is like far exceeds a glass of wine You have to drink the
2:42:33in supplements is like far exceeds a glass of wine You have to drink the
2:42:36whole bottle. Yeah, and then you're hammered Yeah, that shit always threw me off and
2:42:36whole bottle. Yeah, and then you're hammered Yeah, that shit always threw me off and
2:42:44I remember I remember at the time being like there's no fucking way That's true.
2:42:44I remember I remember at the time being like there's no fucking way That's true.
2:42:48Yeah, no you hang out more and you're less lonely and I think there's something
2:42:48Yeah, no you hang out more and you're less lonely and I think there's something
2:42:52to the relaxation of alcohol that Like at least it makes you feel better and
2:42:52to the relaxation of alcohol that Like at least it makes you feel better and
2:42:57I think feeling better is a part of Like having a better life and having
2:42:57I think feeling better is a part of Like having a better life and having
2:43:02a better a healthier mind Because there's something about people that are just riddled with
2:43:02a better a healthier mind Because there's something about people that are just riddled with
2:43:07anxiety and thinking about Things all the time.
2:43:07anxiety and thinking about Things all the time.
2:43:09There's a lot of people out there that are just they don't have the tools
2:43:09There's a lot of people out there that are just they don't have the tools
2:43:12to navigate this fucked up world And yeah, they're all a little drinky poo every
2:43:12to navigate this fucked up world And yeah, they're all a little drinky poo every
2:43:17now and then maybe not bad for them Maybe a little just fuck it juice
2:43:17now and then maybe not bad for them Maybe a little just fuck it juice
2:43:21like yeah, true if you drop the cortisol at night It's a little bit a
2:43:21like yeah, true if you drop the cortisol at night It's a little bit a
2:43:25little relaxation. There's a lot of people that like One of the only things keeping
2:43:25little relaxation. There's a lot of people that like One of the only things keeping
2:43:29them hanging on is a drink at night, you know, just a little drink just
2:43:29them hanging on is a drink at night, you know, just a little drink just
2:43:33nothing crazy Yeah, getting killing yourself.
2:43:33nothing crazy Yeah, getting killing yourself.
2:43:36Yeah, I wouldn't want to take that from somebody either.
2:43:36Yeah, I wouldn't want to take that from somebody either.
2:43:38Yeah, I don't want to take that from people That's true.
2:43:38Yeah, I don't want to take that from people That's true.
2:43:40I wouldn't want to take that but it is it's just nuts to be like
2:43:40I wouldn't want to take that but it is it's just nuts to be like
2:43:42this is actually really good for you It's like well, it's lesser of two evils
2:43:42this is actually really good for you It's like well, it's lesser of two evils
2:43:45for sure It's like or when they try to say that like fruit loops were
2:43:45for sure It's like or when they try to say that like fruit loops were
2:43:49healthier for you than ground beef wasn't that one of the studies Was it really
2:43:49healthier for you than ground beef wasn't that one of the studies Was it really
2:43:53like they had comparisons like they're a chart like where where things fit on the
2:43:53like they had comparisons like they're a chart like where where things fit on the
2:43:59healthy versus not healthy? That's fucking insane Well, the old food pyramid was the best.
2:43:59healthy versus not healthy? That's fucking insane Well, the old food pyramid was the best.
2:44:04It was like cereal bread And pasta that was what you're supposed to eat like
2:44:04It was like cereal bread And pasta that was what you're supposed to eat like
2:44:08base nine food You're supposed to be charged on just fucking like elbow macaroni I
2:44:08base nine food You're supposed to be charged on just fucking like elbow macaroni I
2:44:14was for real growing up.
2:44:14was for real growing up.
2:44:16That's what it was I remember meanwhile people in France.
2:44:16That's what it was I remember meanwhile people in France.
2:44:19They're eating loaves of bread and they don't get fat.
2:44:19They're eating loaves of bread and they don't get fat.
2:44:21I know and they're Healthy.
2:44:21I know and they're Healthy.
2:44:22I know it's fucking weird.
2:44:22I know it's fucking weird.
2:44:24It's we're getting poisoned. Yeah, everyone who comes here from another country is like I
2:44:24It's we're getting poisoned. Yeah, everyone who comes here from another country is like I
2:44:28feel horrible They have a hot dog and they fucking vomiting in the trash can
2:44:28feel horrible They have a hot dog and they fucking vomiting in the trash can
2:44:36All right dog, let's wrap this up Yeah, please going around Wexner's Deposition from the
2:44:36All right dog, let's wrap this up Yeah, please going around Wexner's Deposition from the
2:44:44oversight committee came out like the full video did today and there's this clip going
2:44:44oversight committee came out like the full video did today and there's this clip going
2:44:48around that I don't know what the context is I'll show you it's on the
2:44:48around that I don't know what the context is I'll show you it's on the
2:44:51screen right now Okay, I just want to play it and see you it says
2:44:51screen right now Okay, I just want to play it and see you it says
2:44:55I'll fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, okay?
2:44:55I'll fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, okay?
2:45:09Okay, he seems like he's joking yeah like it, but he wants him to answer
2:45:09Okay, he seems like he's joking yeah like it, but he wants him to answer
2:45:14questions very short answers I keep seeing people saying you're not allowed to be coached
2:45:14questions very short answers I keep seeing people saying you're not allowed to be coached
2:45:19in a deposition That makes sense.
2:45:19in a deposition That makes sense.
2:45:22I don't know this is I'll fucking kill you if you answer another question with
2:45:22I don't know this is I'll fucking kill you if you answer another question with
2:45:26more than five words, okay?
2:45:26more than five words, okay?
2:45:27That's hilarious that he thought he could whisper that Fucked up What is their relationship
2:45:27That's hilarious that he thought he could whisper that Fucked up What is their relationship
2:45:36like they fuck around like that?
2:45:36like they fuck around like that?
2:45:38Yeah, I can't tell it's really it's hard to say what that is That almost
2:45:38Yeah, I can't tell it's really it's hard to say what that is That almost
2:45:41was kind of charming. I'm like I was kind of like sweet actually in some
2:45:41was kind of charming. I'm like I was kind of like sweet actually in some
2:45:43weird way Fucking kill you His answers in this are pretty tough already.
2:45:43weird way Fucking kill you His answers in this are pretty tough already.
2:45:48I can see he's like I had no idea They're like you stealing money from
2:45:48I can see he's like I had no idea They're like you stealing money from
2:45:51your ABC reported this five years ago.
2:45:51your ABC reported this five years ago.
2:45:53I was like fucking crazy.
2:45:53I was like fucking crazy.
2:45:54That's news to me He didn't know that Epstein was stealing money.
2:45:54That's news to me He didn't know that Epstein was stealing money.
2:45:57That's what he's saying in some of these clips here We'll see how this where
2:45:57That's what he's saying in some of these clips here We'll see how this where
2:46:01this goes. Yeah true If nothing ever happens people are gonna lose all faith in
2:46:01this goes. Yeah true If nothing ever happens people are gonna lose all faith in
2:46:06everything Yeah, nothing happens from all this if Prince Andrew's the only one who goes
2:46:06everything Yeah, nothing happens from all this if Prince Andrew's the only one who goes
2:46:11down What if he just gets a slap on the wrist?
2:46:11down What if he just gets a slap on the wrist?
2:46:13He's completely gonna get a slap on there He's not going to like fucking maximum
2:46:13He's completely gonna get a slap on there He's not going to like fucking maximum
2:46:16security. He's not going to like Oz.
2:46:16security. He's not going to like Oz.
2:46:18He's not gonna be in there like doing burpees and shit He's gonna be in
2:46:18He's not gonna be in there like doing burpees and shit He's gonna be in
2:46:21protective custody. I never thought he's only in jail for 11 hours.
2:46:21protective custody. I never thought he's only in jail for 11 hours.
2:46:25He's a technically out now, right?
2:46:25He's a technically out now, right?
2:46:27But he's gonna be tried, right?
2:46:27But he's gonna be tried, right?
2:46:29We'll see. Well, see the thing is like I never thought he'd be arrested.
2:46:29We'll see. Well, see the thing is like I never thought he'd be arrested.
2:46:33I never thought that would happen I thought like they'd strip him of his print
2:46:33I never thought that would happen I thought like they'd strip him of his print
2:46:36ship or whatever it is.
2:46:36ship or whatever it is.
2:46:38That's it Banishing him to a cat and then they they kicked him out of
2:46:38That's it Banishing him to a cat and then they they kicked him out of
2:46:41the estate. I was like, whoa things are getting serious Yeah, I think they saw
2:46:41the estate. I was like, whoa things are getting serious Yeah, I think they saw
2:46:45I think they got to see the stuff What the fuck they must yeah, yeah
2:46:45I think they got to see the stuff What the fuck they must yeah, yeah
2:46:50All right, let's wrap this up.
2:46:50All right, let's wrap this up.
2:46:52Thank you been a lot of fun hanging hell yeah club.
2:46:52Thank you been a lot of fun hanging hell yeah club.
2:46:55It's been good times, dude It's been dude.
2:46:55It's been good times, dude It's been dude.
2:46:56It's been awesome. It's fun watching your act grow, too.
2:46:56It's been awesome. It's fun watching your act grow, too.
2:46:58It's really funny, man. Thank you, really great And you're where this weekend?
2:46:58It's really funny, man. Thank you, really great And you're where this weekend?
2:47:02Salt Lake Salt Lake City and Boise, Idaho, so Go get some tickets folks.
2:47:02Salt Lake Salt Lake City and Boise, Idaho, so Go get some tickets folks.
2:47:08Go see them Matt McCusker fucking hilarious.
2:47:08Go see them Matt McCusker fucking hilarious.
2:47:10Appreciate you brother. Thank you very funny.
2:47:10Appreciate you brother. Thank you very funny.
2:47:12Bye everybody You You
2:47:12Bye everybody You You