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0:13That would have brought a smile to my face.

0:15Yeah, and all the weird shit that someone's given me, that's at the top.

0:18Well, I got this. This is a woolly mammoth tooth that my friend John gave

0:23me. That's fucking ridiculous. A woolly mammoth tooth with a woolly mammoth carved into it.

0:27That's craziness. That's crazy, right?

0:30That tooth's probably 10 ,000 years old.

0:32No bullshit. But the balls to carve into it, too.

0:35I know. I would never.

0:36I mean, it's beautiful. It's gorgeous.

0:38The guy did it. He nailed it.

0:40I mean, it's a beautiful little elephant there.

0:42That's fucking unbelievable. But I would never carve into one of these things.

0:45It almost looks like an alligator gar from the side, like a little alligator jaw.

0:50Right. It does a lot.

0:52Right? The thing about these teeth, though, is they find so many of them that

0:57they don't think of them as precious.

0:59So you're allowed to do stuff with them.

1:02Like, you could buy a knife with a woolly mammoth handle.

1:06Like, this is a piece of woolly mammoth that they make for a gun.

1:11Oh, that's nuts. So you could put that on a 1911.

1:13It's a handle made out of woolly mammoth teeth.

1:16You just have a, this is an extra handle?

1:18Is this this handle? It's the pistol.

1:21Or this handle? It's the pistol handle.

1:22It's the pistol handle. Yeah.

1:23And this is a piece.

1:25It would make a good handle for this one, too.

1:26Like, the front one for fucking.

1:28Oh, okay. Like, if you're holding a sick -ass thing.

1:30Yeah, sick -ass thing. Yeah.

1:32Yeah, I definitely could do that, too.

1:33I mean, they basically could make anything they want out of it.

1:36They make folding knives out of it.

1:38Jamie has a folding knife out of it.

1:40Can you make piano keys out of it?

1:42Oh, yeah. You definitely could.

1:43Yeah. The woolly mammoth. They use it for.

1:45The woolly mammoth woolitzer? You could, right?

1:48You definitely could. If you could use ivory, you could use woolly mammoth ivory.

1:52Because they use it in pool cues.

1:54This is a tooth, too.

1:56I used to have my own pool cue.

1:58Yeah? Unscrewed it. I used to come to the fucking pool hall and unscrew the

2:02fucking thing and get nuts with it.

2:05Having a pool cue is, you're a different level of human being when you're walking

2:10around. With that. You're not playing games.

2:12You're not playing games. You're there to play games, but you're not playing.

2:15It's a very serious thing.

2:17It's a cool thing. You show up with your own cue.

2:19Like in The Hustler. The guy shows up with a leather satchel.

2:22The coolest guy's ever. That satchel alone.

2:25Yeah. It's male accessories. Right.

2:28I love a good male accessory.

2:30Right. Like, we don't have a lot.

2:31We have a knife. Yeah.

2:33A knife always looks good on the side.

2:35A gun. Watch. Watch. Watch is a good male accessory.

2:38It's like the most acceptable male jewelry.

2:41For sure. Don't you think?

2:42Watch is. I don't want no one with a nose ring.

2:44I don't want to pull up with this one.

2:47Or like, I mean. The Brahma bull nose ring.

2:48You could pull off gold chains and diamonds and shit because you're a rapper.

2:53No, no, I'm not. No one knows me as that.

2:55But you are, though. You know me as a blue collar guy.

2:57I don't even look good with jewelry on.

2:59I look silly. I do, too.

3:01I feel stupid. I never wear a chain.

3:03I feel stupid. I don't own a chain.

3:04I had a chain back in the day.

3:06It had a little miniature Tasmanian devil piece.

3:10That was the tattoo everybody in high school got.

3:13Oh, Taz was the first.

3:13I want one now. Taz with boxing gloves.

3:16Oh, for sure. Boxing gloves with the child's name.

3:19I have that on my head.

3:20Yeah, my friend Kenny got that.

3:22It was his first tattoo when we were in high school.

3:24Tasmanian devil with a boxing glove.

3:26We were all like, sick.

3:28Because we were like 16.

3:31Taz was still to this day.

3:34Like that and barbed wire.

3:35If you had barbed wire and Taz.

3:38Dudes went so far with barbed wire, they got barbed wire around their ankle, which

3:42is That's unacceptable. a big mistake.

3:44It was Pamela Anderson with the barbed wire.

3:46I know. Remember that one?

3:47She had it on. Didn't she have it on her ankle?

3:48Oh, she had it on her arm.

3:49On the arm in that movie.

3:51A lot of dudes had it on the arm.

3:53Fairly okay. It's kind of a bad decision, but it's okay.

3:56But on the ankle? Any type of ankle accessory jewelry, other than like a surveillance,

4:03it really, for me, it doesn't work.

4:08My ankle's way too balka and it's a thick ass ankle.

4:11Right, right, right. You know, it doesn't hold jewelry well.

4:14No ankle does. No male ankle holds jewelry well.

4:17I mean, I don't believe in it.

4:19Listen, I'm not telling you what to do.

4:21If you're a guy who likes beads on your ankle, feel free.

4:25If I go to Club Med and come back with the braids and the ankle

4:29twist, you know, then it's like we're on vacation.

4:32Even on vacation, ankle jewelry is odd for a man.

4:36But you know, people start acting different when they go on vacation.

4:39I have friends that wear different outfits, shorts get shorter, shirts get tighter.

4:43Right. Pieces of clothing just remove themselves.

4:48Right. It's like wearing, I need to wear the Velcro pants to just rip them

4:52off. Sometimes when you're on vacation, you just don't want to be yourself for a

4:55week. I feel that. I feel that.

4:56Just relax. Can I just cut this fucking tie off of me?

5:01Yeah, get that out. I also don't want an agenda.

5:04Right. I don't want to have, like, we're doing this, we're doing that.

5:06Ooh, I don't like that.

5:07Vacation is not to have a schedule.

5:10I think the schedule should be around eating.

5:12Oh. That's what I believe.

5:14That's my feeling is, like, cool ancient things.

5:17Like, if you're in a cool place, like Athens, you know, you definitely got to

5:21go see some cool ancient shit.

5:23Yeah. But get the good grub.

5:25Speaking my language. Now, find the spots.

5:28Find the spots. I was eating some rare scampi right in front of the Pantheon.

5:32Oh. You know, like, there was a beautiful restaurant known for scampi right there.

5:35Wow. And it was like.

5:37That's phenomenal. And I was just recently in Mexico City at T .O .T.

5:42Wacom. Ooh. Ooh, my God.

5:44I want to go there.

5:45I was in Mexico City only once for the UFC, but it was in and

5:48out. It was one day, you know, two days.

5:50I want to live there.

5:51Mexico City's a dope spot, man.

5:53I don't go places. It's a lot of pollution, but there's a lot of.

5:56It's New York. It's kind of like a Mexican New York, but bigger.

5:59It is. It's huge. But bigger.

6:01Bigger than New York, right?

6:02There's like 10 million people that live in the place they told us not to

6:05go to. Yeah. They told us, yo, listen.

6:07I was like, what the fuck is this massive area here?

6:09He was like. I don't go there, but 10 million people live there.

6:12What is the population of Mexico City?

6:16And I was getting that good lung capacity.

6:19Right, if you're working out up there, it's like, I think that's really high above

6:23sea level. It is 10 ,000.

6:25Is it 10? Mexico City's 10?

6:27Yeah. Boy, what an advantage you would have if you lived up there, and then

6:30you go down to sea level, you could fuck everybody up.

6:32Your cardio would be off the charts.

6:34I couldn't believe myself. Yeah, that's real, man.

6:36I was just doing normal things.

6:38I wasn't even working out.

6:38Right, exactly. You just feel like you've got more blood in you, because you do.

6:43Whoa! Low to mid 20 million people, depending on how you define its boundaries.

6:48Wow. It's also unknown. There's no census.

6:52It's also very, it's lots of shanty situations as well.

6:57Oh, of course. Yeah. Did you see a shooting that happened yesterday?

7:00Where? At T .I .T.

7:01Wakanda. No. What? Yeah. A shooting.

7:04Oh, I did see something like, just a crazy person, right?

7:07Oh, shit. I believe so, yeah.

7:09Yeah, T .I .W. Kahn, a popular tourist archaeological site outside of Mexico City.

7:13That's where you're not allowed to go.

7:14That's the Sun Temple. You're not allowed to walk out of it?

7:17You're not allowed to walk that, no.

7:18Like, what they're doing? Just to that area, and then you can't go up.

7:22And so this guy just started shooting people?

7:24Yeah. Oh, wait, you can't go there.

7:25He's fucking, he's elevated. Yeah, that's the Sun Temple.

7:28He's there with the gun, and there's a bunch of people, like, laying down on

7:32the ground that were like, I don't know, hostages or something.

7:49Oh, Jesus Christ. That's one of the worst injuries you could probably sustain is an

8:01Achilles injury. Especially with a gunshot.

8:03And to be shot. Yeah.

8:04How many people died? Uh, I think one.

8:10Seven people were shot. Ugh.

8:12One fatally shot. The story of that area, that place, is so insane.

8:18I went down this long rabbit hole, because I'd read something that the Aztecs didn't

8:24build that, and that they found it there.

8:26And they called it the place where gods were born.

8:29So then I went into this deep dive on the Aztec people, and whoever was

8:34there before them, it's a total unknown.

8:37There's so much about that area, like the Olmecs, they don't, who the fuck were

8:41they? They don't know. They just got these giant stone heads that look like they're

8:46either Polynesian or African. They're fucking huge heads with a helmet on.

8:50And there's a bunch of them, and no one knows who made it.

8:53No one knows what language they spoke.

8:54It's crazy. It's truly unbelievable.

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10:50I know there's one native language that I worked in kitchens my whole life, so

10:54they would always joke with me that they were speaking totonaca.

10:57And totonaca is definitely like a tribe from down there, and it's these mythical curing

11:02people, like these, the healers.

11:05And we happen to actually, my wife knows a woman from the lineage of that

11:12family. It's all just crazy shit, but regardless of that, just the sheer fact of

11:17those buildings, I saw it in my own eyes.

11:21That's not it. There's more underneath.

11:23That's not just, it's all surface area shit.

11:26Right, right, right. That stuff goes, it runs deep.

11:28There's like cities on top of cities on top.

11:31They build them on old ones.

11:33I mean, it's just like you tile the floor.

11:35You just leave that bullshit, and you just tile right over it.

11:37Well, even when I was in Italy, we were in Ravello, and there's this beautiful

11:42church up there. You go for a little walk up the hill.

11:44There's a beautiful church, old church, like from the 1800s, but it's built on top

11:49of a church that's like 1 ,000 years old, and there's a glass floor.

11:52You could see through to the bottom with the original ruins.

11:56The same thing in Mexico City.

11:58They do that everywhere. There was these people making their pilgrimage where they crawl on

12:01the floor from fucking hundreds of miles away in Jesus' name just to get to

12:06the church. Oh, wow. I don't know what that's, some act of like, some humbling

12:12act where they crawl from hundreds of miles away to the church.

12:17Holy shit. And everyone come, I don't know, millions of people come to this.

12:21It was fucking crazy. That would be a religious experience.

12:24It truly was, like, I was just in there, we caught Sermon, and I was

12:29just, I was getting fucking chills.

12:31Like, I, just from the way they spoke and the echo, the way that the

12:35acoustics in this room was.

12:36Wow. It was meant to give you chills.

12:39They know what they're doing.

12:40Yeah, yeah, yeah. They know what they're doing.

12:41I don't want to go down the full, like, Charlie Kirk rabbit hole, but I

12:43saw this video yesterday where he visited Jerusalem, and they were taking him to this

12:47place underground where they mapped it out and used archaeology to find out that, like,

12:52I believe this spot here where they're at, Jesus, I think, preached or something.

12:57Huh. It's all, they found it underground, and they just built the city on top

13:00of it, like you're just saying.

13:02There's all these phenomena, like, in...

13:04But that is a common thing.

13:06Yeah, it's a common thing.

13:07Where they find this is where he was.

13:09No, no, I mean, it's a common thing where they take old sites, and they

13:13just build the new sites on top of them.

13:15It's a really common thing.

13:16Well, it's kind of, it's fucked up, but it's also, like, paying homage?

13:21I guess, kind of. Like, keeping the same, like, keeping the same vibe?

13:25Like, there... Well, it's just like rebuilding a house.

13:27Yeah, you want to keep some bones.

13:29Yeah. Keep good bones. It's like, there's good bones there.

13:32Right. I don't think people probably had a really good sense of what history would

13:36mean 2 ,000 years later back then.

13:39You know what I mean?

13:40Like, when they were doing all this shit.

13:41These people were busy. They were busy.

13:42They left all kinds of tchotchkes, man.

13:44Yeah. They left so many tchotchkes, it's crazy.

13:47That's true. I feel stupid, like, what am I, like, I have to do the

13:50same thing with my time.

13:52I have to constantly be, I have to leave cool shit.

13:55Because they left cool shit.

13:57Just because I feel it in me as well.

13:59Like, I get it. Right.

14:00I get it. But when I went to the museum down there, you see all

14:03these things. It's like, ornaments, like, just literal tchotchkes.

14:09Uh -huh. Things you would see ornamentally placed by your grandmother on top of things

14:13or, like, on top of doily.

14:16Just for decorative purposes. Mm -hmm.

14:18But also everyday things and just, everything meant something.

14:23Everything meant something to them and everything was done with intention.

14:28Yeah. I don't think that this was all accidental for them.

14:31What do you mean? Well, they knew who they were praising.

14:34All the little figurines for the fertile women were these women with big, humongous hips

14:40and asses and big breasts and stuff like that.

14:42These are the nurturing women.

14:43And then they showed the people who were supposed to be witch doctors, they fucking

14:47look like witch doctors, all crazy, three skulls holding, crazy fucking things.

14:52Right. Like, they determined my view or these views of who these, like, who people

14:59are. You understand? Like, status -wise and species -wise.

15:04Like, this is a barber.

15:07This is a this. And your idea of what that person looks like, a nurturing

15:11woman is known to be a voluptuous woman.

15:15Right. Their ideas were there already.

15:17They built all their little tchotchkes and their little statuettes that they represent.

15:23These women, very voluptuous. It would have been interesting to see, to hear their version

15:28of the world. You know what I mean?

15:30Like, it's very straightforward. People about the rest of the world, I wonder how much

15:34they knew, how much they knew about, like, Europe and Asia and how much they

15:39knew about Africa. Did they know anything about all that stuff?

15:41Like, when they were existing, like, whoever built, how do you say it, T .O

15:46.T. Wakhan? Yeah, T .O .T.

15:47Wakhan. Whoever built that, like, how much did they know about the rest of the

15:51world? That's what's interesting, because we don't really know.

15:54We assume that they were all isolated.

15:57But more and more, as time goes on, they keep finding evidence of earlier and

16:01earlier seafaring people. I think they've pushed people in boats back to 60 ,000 years

16:08now. Let's see if that's true.

16:10Put that in perplexity. What is the oldest known use of boats?

16:16Also, speaking of that, they think they found Noah's Ark.

16:19As long as there's been water, there's probably been something to float on it.

16:22Noah's Ark scans. What? We brought that up before.

16:24Oh, Mount Ararat in Turkey?

16:26But, yeah, it's been going around Twitter the last couple of days.

16:28I think they did some new scans and found some stuff underneath it.

16:31Oh, shit. I want to see that.

16:33But what was the other question?

16:34The other question is the oldest boat.

16:36What do you guess? Take a guess.

16:39Fucking, it's beyond my thought.

16:41It's like, I don't even know a number.

16:43A number doesn't come to mind.

16:44Like, as long as there's been water.

16:47Right. What the fuck does that mean?

16:48I don't even know. I wonder how long it took, like, early man to figure

16:53out that trees float and if you could figure out a tool.

16:57Once they figured out tools, they must have started making stuff.

17:00But when we see all these ancient, really, like, laser diagnostic fucking situations, they knew

17:08already. Yeah. They knew. That's different.

17:10That's different. Like Egypt, right?

17:12Um, archaic humans are crossing substantial sea channels long before our species Homo sapiens appeared

17:18on the record. Whoa. So, implying intentional crossings as far back as roughly 450 ,000

17:27years ago. When you think about it.

17:29What the fuck? Fucking polar bears and seals, they jump up on a little broken

17:33piece of ice and they float.

17:35That's crazy. That's a boat.

17:37Yeah. That's a boat. Yeah.

17:39That's what the polar bears are doing.

17:40You're absolutely right. They put their hand in the water as a rudder.

17:42Let's go this way. Let's go that way.

17:44Yeah. They know what they're doing.

17:45They know how to tip them over.

17:46They know exactly. To get the seals to pop off.

17:48Yeah, man. That's slide. It's years of evolutionary knowledge.

17:52Yeah. 450 ,000 years is bananas, though.

17:55I thought it was like 60.

17:56Well, further up, it said somewhere between 60 and 130 ,000.

18:00But this article here says it could be even more before that.

18:04Well, what was that most recent discovery of a human skull that backdates human beings?

18:11Not necessarily homo sapiens, but versions of humans back to a million years.

18:17Was it homo, not homo naledi?

18:20It was a skull they had, but they knew testing or something.

18:25Right. And they said it's a million years old.

18:29So I don't think it's us, but I think the question is it coexisted with

18:35us. Yeah. It's about a million years old, so it says.

18:39So, that might mean we're a million years old.

18:42Want to hear about some shit that I just read the other day that's nuts?

18:46You know how the thought is that there's Neanderthals and that human beings bred with

18:52Neanderthals and that's how the Neanderthal population went out?

18:56There's at least this one researcher who has a different opinion, and he was using

19:02genetics to point this out.

19:03He said that he believed that humans may have created Neanderthals so that humans bred

19:10with an even older human species, and Neanderthal is the offspring of the humans, Homo

19:17sapiens, and whatever this older thing is.

19:22It didn't create a superhuman, though.

19:25Well, Neanderthals are kind of a superhuman.

19:27But mentally, they're known to be a little bit like Neanderthal, no?

19:31Do you see, that's a statement that people say?

19:34I'd like to know, is Neanderthal really an intelligence or is it dumb?

19:41Yeah, we don't really know.

19:42I'm a fucking idiot. Like, I must be this.

19:44They had bigger brains than us, though, which is weird.

19:46But that might have been to have better musculature, better coordination.

19:51They were way stronger than us.

19:53Huge. They weren't big. They were like 5 '7", 5 '8".

19:57But the bone structure, right?

19:58Right. They're built completely different than us.

20:00They would tear us apart.

20:01They would tear us apart the way like a chimpanzee would tear you apart.

20:04They'd just rip your arms off.

20:06Like, they're insanely strong. And their bones are much denser than ours.

20:10But it says, The gap between genetics and archaeology leaves us with an unclear picture

20:14of where the Neanderthals originated.

20:16Commonist Michael Marshall details a surprising new hypothesis that suggests they may have come from

20:22us. So this was the thing that I had read.

20:26Yeah, it's fine, though. Oh, you have to buy a, what is this, new scientist?

20:31Yeah, I can find it.

20:31We should probably get a subscription for them anyway.

20:33We use them a lot.

20:34They got good shit on there.

20:35So I think the idea is that they're, you know, they keep finding these other

20:40versions of humans. Like, they found this thing called the Denisovan.

20:45And then they found this other one.

20:46What do they call the big -headed people?

20:49Where are they finding these?

20:50Like, what zone? They find bones.

20:52China is one of them.

20:54They found the big -headed guy they found in China.

20:56You know, they find them all over the world, man.

20:58They find these bones that are just weird.

21:01You got to think of how few human bones are going to make it from

21:05people that are alive right now.

21:07So few of us are ever going to become fossils.

21:10So we're putting together a version of the history that's completely incomplete as far as

21:15the evidence is concerned. There's just not enough evidence of, like, bones.

21:19If we had, like, look, if everybody who ever lived died and left their bones

21:25and then future people could study their bones forever, boy, we would know so much

21:29more. We would know so much more.

21:32There'd be bones everywhere. But we would know so much more about how things work.

21:36Friends did something with them.

21:37Fucking catacombs. Put them on the ground.

21:39Build something. Make it decorative.

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22:36The decorative. Noah's Ark mystery deepens as researcher blows lid on strange rock formation in

22:45Turkey. So, this rock formation is on Mount Ararat.

22:49That's what it looks like?

22:50This thing here in the middle.

22:51Yeah. And they said it's the same.

22:52Wait a minute. That's not AI?

22:53Nope. Is this all LiDAR?

22:56So, this is a picture.

22:58Bro, that's crazy. That's the actual image?

23:01I'll show you the other ones they have.

23:02God, that looks like what somebody would send me in a Facebook group chat.

23:08Where they found Noah's Ark.

23:09I'm like, right. This shit right here, if it's not AI, if it's AI, it

23:14should say it. Right. If it's not AI, God, that looks like a boat.

23:18So, look, I'm not a geologist or someone who's a landscape expert, but that's a

23:22very unusual feature. I mean, what are the odds that something looks exactly like a

23:28boat? So, then underneath it, they scanned it, and then they're saying that these potentially

23:34are hallways or... I mean, that's the shape of a boat.

23:38That's a fucking boat. Oh, so there's structure inside of it?

23:42Well, the biggest issue is that this is on the side of a mountain, so

23:48that's not where the ocean is.

23:50Bro, the Great Flood. It's 6 ,500 feet above sea level, it says.

23:54So, if you're going to go with the story of the flood, then you'd have

23:58to say that we don't know exactly when the flood happened, because this would be

24:02petrified wood or something, and I read it takes somewhere between thousands and millions of

24:06years to get petrified wood.

24:08So, we'd have to be on the lower end of the thousands, because it's probably

24:11not millions of years. And then, tectonic plates would have had to lift it all

24:16the way up here to something like that.

24:18No, not necessarily if the flood receded when the water was that high.

24:23Yeah, if it flooded the entire planet, sure.

24:26Right, but then the question would be, where's all that water?

24:28Yeah, I don't think it flooded the entire planet.

24:29All kinds of strange phenomena push things towards the surface.

24:32Yeah. This could be anything.

24:34It could be anything, but boy, it looks like the shape of a boat.

24:37No, but what I mean is, like, yeah, like, if it was down below, the

24:39water could definitely push. Like, everything could be pushed as long as that's, like, nestled

24:44in there. I think maybe it was good wood.

24:48A lot of this is just the universe fucking with us.

24:50I think it's part of the simulation.

24:53Part of the simulation. simulation is the universe fucks with us and the universe shows

24:56you some things that shouldn't be real by your version of what is and isn't

25:01true. AI. Well that's one.

25:04That's pretty much what the fuck it is.

25:05No that's happening. That's the explanation of it.

25:07Yeah that is. But then there's stuff like this if this isn't AI it's almost

25:11like the universe is AI.

25:14Looks like a big abalone.

25:15The whole thing is not real.

25:17Whoa. So does that line up with the actual biblical?

25:20So that's where like this is even five years ago that this picture on the

25:24screen was taken. So I think that they're doing whether or not they're taking some

25:28liberties and what the descriptions are or not I don't know.

25:31Boy it certainly is a weird shape.

25:33This is Noah's Ark right here this thing.

25:35Yeah. It looks like a fucking riverboat.

25:37Well that's what it was.

25:38Looks like we're playing like we're playing Pinochle on the riverboat there on that one.

25:42Well you had to get all the animals in there bro.

25:44That doesn't seem like that would be the one.

25:46What did you think it looked like?

25:47I don't know like a fucking mega yacht.

25:50I don't know. Bunch of holes and what is the things?

25:54The staffs and holes. Listen I think I think the story of the flood's a

26:00real story because it exists in too many cultures.

26:03Water is very unexplainable. Water has no enemy.

26:07And tsunamis. Tsunamis fucking happen dude.

26:10And if they happened and you were in that area you would think it's the

26:13end of the world because you don't have contact with people in Europe.

26:16You don't have con you know you don't have contact.

26:18So wherever you are is an apocalypse.

26:20It's the great flood. You think it's the whole world's gone.

26:23I don't know if there's anything specific about the acacia wood but I remember looking

26:26this up last week and it very specifically said acacia wood was used to make

26:30the ark. Well I'll tell you this acacia honey is fucking unbelievably delicious.

26:34Well the reason he's bringing that up is acacia is also rich in DMT and

26:38that's these scientists. No wonder I like it.

26:40There you go dog. These researchers out of Jerusalem think that that's what Moses's burning

26:46bush was. So where God saw where Moses saw God as a burning bush that's

26:52what they think that means.

26:53It's they were burning the acacia bush.

26:56He was hitting the deems.

26:57He was hitting the deems.

26:58He probably did talk to God.

27:01God probably did have some good messages for humanity in the early days when we

27:05were basically just savages. Wild fucking creatures with stone tools.

27:11Man. We've come a long way.

27:14I mean human beings are still trying to figure it out.

27:17Obviously right we're in the middle of three fucking wars going on in the world

27:20but we're doing better. I think.

27:25Yeah. I think we're doing better.

27:26We're doing better in day to day stuff.

27:28Day to day interactions with people are definitely for the most part better.

27:33I've been you know I feel like I just feel like we're at a place

27:37where everyone's going to either they're going to come together or we're going to just

27:40fucking totally rip our fucking heads off.

27:44Right. My fear is that a lot of chaos is going to happen and they're

27:48going to use that as an excuse to have AI run everything and that's where

27:51things get really fucking weird.

27:53That's where creativity dissolves. Freedom dissolves.

27:58You become some little biological time card.

28:02Bro the other day I fucking I posted a picture of a frog that I

28:09AI generated just because I wasn't able to get the frog to do what the

28:12fuck I wanted to do in real life.

28:14Like I want the frog holding frog popsicles.

28:18He was being difficult so I had to fucking use another guy and I these

28:23everyone was blasting me like yo not you not you.

28:27I can't believe you used AI like yo you're.

28:29What? People were fucking flipping out on me.

28:32So people are upset that you're using.

28:33I generated a picture of a frog.

28:35Who is mad at you for this?

28:37Whoever is on my Instagram.

28:40Huh. And my fans and the people who who are you know just hating on

28:45AI. I get I get the idea of like using it in a you know

28:49in a conniving way or in a you know but it was a picture of

28:54a fucking frog. There it is.

28:59That's fucking good. That's cool.

29:02And I said that that was going to be my album cover but then.

29:06Why is that bad? They were like yo you're taking away opportunities from other artists.

29:12Well let me just clear this up.

29:14I wouldn't have hired you no matter what because I do all my artwork anyway.

29:18There was no job to be taken away.

29:21So let's just if that's the argument you could throw that one out.

29:25This is just tools. It's good old fun.

29:29Listen I don't think. This is photoshop pretty much.

29:31Yeah look it's beautiful. Thank you man.

29:33It's very cool looking. But then I did.

29:35I get what people are saying.

29:37I get it too. I get it.

29:38After it was explained to me by a younger generation of mine.

29:41I get you should hire artists to make stuff but do you know how long

29:44it'll take an artist to make that unless the artist is doing exactly what you're

29:47doing? But I get that but I wouldn't have hired him in the first place

29:51because I do all the artwork on my own.

29:53Everything comes from me. So it's not a job loss no matter what.

29:58No it wasn't a job loss no no like it's fucking whack that that's that's

30:06what people are worried about.

30:07I don't think I think it's just a bunch of people looking for things to

30:10complain about a and then there's also like a sentiment in the air which is

30:15that AI is coming for everybody's job.

30:17So anytime someone uses it AI that could have been used by people there's a

30:21certain percentage of people that are going to kind of rightly be upset.

30:24I get it. But you're not going to stop it.

30:26This is the thing that fucking that wave is 2 ,000 feet high and it's

30:32moving 100 miles an hour and you're not going to stop it.

30:35You're not going to stop it.

30:36This is just what AI is.

30:38I didn't realize the severity.

30:41I mean I guess I do now but Bro it's alive.

30:45It's fucked. It's fucked for sure.

30:46These things are alive and they're going to be able to do everything for you.

30:49I don't usually use any of those things.

30:51I'm pretty you know Neanderthal when it comes to this type of thing.

30:55Yeah. So the thing about the Neanderthals is they don't know if they were dumb.

30:59So they used to think that they were really stupid and then they realized that

31:03they probably had language and they probably had tools and they probably.

31:08at a sophisticated society and they buried their young and maybe we just assume because

31:13they're brutish and strong that they were stupid but their brains are bigger than our

31:18brains that's why i consider myself a neanderthal they have big eyeballs too looks are

31:23deceiving you think that you know some schlub and here i come fucking mr oh

31:30my god i did it this morning swing that motherfucker dude it's very impressive it's

31:35a hard thing to do and i got i got up to like 88 pounds

31:38on that bitch which is ridiculous that's a lot i started doing this new kettlebell

31:43exercise you do like an eight in the air with a kettlebell we start it

31:47like this and you go all the way up and down like that oh yeah

31:51that's crazy and over around your head whoo serious deal oh my god your your

31:58core your low you don't realize like how weak that shit is in those weird

32:02movements until you try something like that that's why the kettlebells are the best things

32:05kettlebells the the clubs the mace awkward stuff awkward i love all that stuff all

32:12the sandbag work i'm still doing that every day since i was here last i

32:16know it doesn't seem it but i've lost like 20 pounds congratulations well i got

32:20up to 300 again damn now i'm back down to 265 i know you can't

32:25see it but i'm kind of jacked well you're very thick i'm jacked i'm jacked

32:29yeah you're very like you're a bull i know man but i try i'm trying

32:33to put the work in it's just but you the problem is you also work

32:36with food delicious food eating so much pasta food did you i did so much

32:41is a funny way of saying it i'm not eating so much by whose definition

32:45is so much i've i've cut it out a lot yeah i'm trying to dial

32:50it in heavily i'm trying to really dial it in i need this is this

32:54is my life it's all about being dialed in yeah i can't let it go

32:58because once i let it go is this going i hear you it's going yeah

33:04i know like it's hard once once you get that fucking those carbs once you

33:09get that pizza and that pasta rolling you know what once i stopped i don't

33:12even fucking need that shit right now i don't even crave it that's not i'm

33:15not really interested in that a simple piece of toasted whole wheat bread does it

33:20for me just jam that i don't need pizza i've eaten enough pizza in my

33:26life for fucking 45 children 45 children's lifetimes couldn't equate the amount of pizza i've

33:34eaten that's hilarious so i mean i i feel like i've eaten enough of everything

33:39that i've needed to now it's time to just fuel it's all about the fuel

33:44you're dialing in i'm down working out with like serious dudes dudes that are like

33:47jacked out of control and i'm the only one that's rounded do you have a

33:51chain a trainer that you no no no i just i train with dudes who

33:54train every day okay one dude's a ifbb pro and oh bodybuilders bodybuilders but i'm

34:00trying to do a little bit of that i introduce my stuff you know no

34:05one could really do the mason's because that takes a long time to like perfect

34:08that work and everyone's way too tight right so i do that on my own

34:14i do like three days of that with the kettlebells and i do normal shit

34:17deadlift my knees a little fucked so i'm doing zurchers zurch is my favorite squad

34:23anyway zurchers are great it's my favorite it's really good for grappling and just for

34:28elevating your testosterone bro it's known to be like one of the it's it's definitely

34:32like a it's a jujitsu and it's a every mma fighter should be doing that

34:36yeah it's big for wrestlers the ability to take people down and also stuff takedowns

34:40the same sort of strength that that thrust yeah it's it's phenomenal it's my favorite

34:45squat by far it's great the dutch shoulder stuff that you're doing all that main

34:49stuff you must have like really strong shoulders my shoulders never fuck with you not

34:53anymore because i healed myself with the on it motherfucking club yeah like literally john

34:59wolf helped me i would just hit him up like yo those things are great

35:03it's great just because most of the time when you're lifting you're just picking stuff

35:07up yeah you're doing bench press with this like you're swinging it over your head

35:12and you're pausing out in front swinging it overhead think about when you're doing jiu

35:16-jitsu you get your hand your arm put over there and you have that strength

35:20it's never in like bench press never you're never like pushing perfectly you're always in

35:25like weird that's why yoga is really good for jiu -jitsu i've been trying to

35:29do a little bit more of everything yoga so good for you man pilates yoga

35:33pilates is surprisingly hard it's one of the hardest things i've ever done she fucking

35:38put the goddamn things on my ankles i was laying on my back doing scissors

35:42don't tell anybody but yeah i was next to my wife tighten up that man

35:48pussy bro my man pussy was like fucking that it was like rock solid and

35:53i told her i was like yo this hurts my asshole like you're fucking literally

35:57making me work out a crazy muscle and she's like yep yep you feel it

36:02right you gotta go home with sore asshole ow you're sitting on the bowl ow

36:08you gotta wear the donut you gotta sit on the cushion oh no remember those

36:12people used to have those at their house on the seat we'd have that like

36:16cushiony on the toilet seat yeah that one would you hit it yeah remember that

36:20way pink grandma pink oh my god i just remember the smell of old ass

36:28coming of a toilet like a grandma's ass or grandfather's ass yeah old i remember

36:34my father's shit smell because it always yeah you smell you always would throw a

36:39cigarette in the toilet afterwards so it smelled like a shitty cigarette that was back

36:45in the day where everybody smoked in the house oh my god we used to

36:48have a ring he would sit and there was a ring up there from the

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39:44ZipRecruiter. Isn't it crazy how doctors used to recommend cigarettes?

39:47You used to be able to buy cigarettes at a hospital.

39:49Oh yeah, I've purchased them at hospitals with the thing.

39:52In bed. When the guy's in bed.

39:54Oh, you could buy them in, like they would come around?

39:56Like a six -year -old kid would come around with the thing?

39:58Like a lady would come by with like a box of different kinds of cigarettes

40:02in it. And the guy was like picking out cigarettes that he could have while

40:04he's in his hospital bed.

40:05Damn. Those are the days.

40:07See if you can find one of the pictures.

40:08Those are the days. I remember the pull machine was always my favorite when I

40:11got sent to the store to go do this, do that.

40:14Yeah, look at this. Oh wow.

40:16This has to be an ad, right?

40:18Is it an ad? That's the golden days.

40:20Or maybe it's a newspaper photograph or something like that.

40:22Was that Paul Mall? 1950s cigarettes were marketing as being good for you.

40:30Look at the nurse is lighting this guy's cigarette.

40:32That's crazy. Well, he doesn't look sick.

40:35His hair is done nicely.

40:36So when did people in America, we looked up this who figured out the first

40:40cigarette, didn't we? It's the same guy, different nurse.

40:43Oh, this is all bullshit.

40:44I don't know. Maybe it's just one guy had a freaky nurse.

40:47Who are the nurses? This just reminds me of why.

40:50Why is America so medicated?

40:53Why are we just so fucking medicated on everything and...

40:56Because it works. Does it?

40:58I mean, it doesn't do what you want it to do.

41:02But like as far as like mental medications...

41:05That shit works? There's a lot of stuff that works.

41:07Sure. Prozac has a legitimate effect on people.

41:09They get accustomed to it.

41:11Good or bad? Adderall. Depends on who.

41:13It depends on the dose.

41:15You know, it's like if you want to say good or bad, I know a

41:18lot of people that are very successful that use Adderall.

41:21I don't necessarily know if it's bad.

41:23I think it depends on who you are, whether or not you can just use

41:27it when you need it, like to write or something like that.

41:30I know journalists that use it.

41:32But if it's one of those things that you're addicted to, like benzodiazepine, you know,

41:38like... Michael Jackson? Well, no.

41:42That was the Michael Jackson one?

41:43No, he... Oh, no, that was the laden.

41:44He... Well, he died from being sedated.

41:48He died from propofol. Oh, he was just...

41:51And then pumped with other stuff.

41:53I don't think he could sleep at night.

41:54I think he was just so mentally ill.

41:57That's fucked. That guy was too famous, man.

42:00There's... There is... There's a level of...

42:03Wait, it's deep. Yeah. And he also had a lot...

42:06Everyone on earth knows who Michael Jackson is.

42:08Yeah. I don't think there's anyone who doesn't know who Michael Jackson is.

42:12Even now. If you're born now, you know who he is.

42:14Yeah. I mean, he was so famous that even after all the sexual allegations, all

42:22of his music still played on the radio.

42:24It was so good. No one gives a fuck.

42:26Seriously. It was so good, no one's gonna pull it down.

42:30He's the guy. I can barely hear it anymore.

42:31And... I'm not gonna say anything.

42:33Please don't. I will not.

42:35I... Listen. He's a disgrace...

42:37I mean, it's disgraceful, but his music was...

42:39Phenomenal. It was like... That changed motherfuckers' whole vibe of R &B.

42:45Like... Disgusting, unbelievable, nasty, disgraceful things.

42:49Right. But if you separate the artist from the art...

42:51Right. And that's the fucking worst thing.

42:52Yeah. You can't do that.

42:53You cannot say... That... It comes as a whole package.

42:56But my question is, how many of those guys were like that way back in

43:00the day? You know what I mean?

43:03Probably a large amount. You see the sickness.

43:06I don't understand why motherfuckers get a little bit of money and start doing weirdo

43:10shit. Like, I like to garden.

43:13Like island shit? Yeah. Yeah.

43:14Like, I like gardening. I like stone masonry.

43:19I like working out and cooking.

43:21Right. But look... I'll tell you why.

43:24I'm obviously not on that level, but I don't see my mentality changing so far

43:28off where I'm fucking going to the island, you know?

43:30No. It's never going to happen.

43:32It's bizarro shit. But even if there was a new island...

43:33But the thing is, you made money by doing...

43:37what you love. That's a very different kind of money.

43:39These people are just trying to make money.

43:42So when you're just trying to make money, it's all about experiences and items that

43:48you possess. So you want to buy your own island?

43:50You want a jet? What else do you want?

43:52You want a Ferrari? You want a bunch of shit?

43:54Things, things. You want things.

43:55And you keep getting more things.

43:57And you want to do things that you're not supposed to do.

43:58Like you want to eat an endangered species.

44:01Fucking ridiculous. Disgrace. There's like a restaurant in China.

44:04They'll serve you tiger. They'll serve you.

44:05Let's serve you gorilla. Like whatever, whatever you want to eat.

44:08Endangered species. I mean, I've seen things.

44:11I don't know if this is true, but there was a story that was written

44:12about this place where you could go in China.

44:15And this is a story.

44:15See if you can find it.

44:16There's a story about like, it's one of those things where it's like a gather.

44:22It's not like a restaurant.

44:24It's a gathering. It's a gathering that happens like once every year or something like

44:27that. And they go and they would eat endangered species.

44:30I think I've seen. Which is fucking crazy.

44:32I know. But that's a billionaire crazy person money thing.

44:35Like we're going to go eat a tiger.

44:37You know what I mean?

44:38It's like. It's fucking ridiculous.

44:38Yeah. It's weird. That's crazy.

44:40I couldn't imagine. I couldn't imagine.

44:43Like I don't even like to hurt anything.

44:44I don't. Right. But that's because you're not that kind of a rich guy.

44:48Yeah. You're a guy who made a bunch of money just by being himself.

44:51And that's a totally different enterprise than someone who's just trying to make a bunch

44:55of money. The people that are just trying to make a bunch of money, they're

44:58never happy. You're never satisfied.

45:00Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know where anybody comes from, but I live in

45:05two fucking bedroom apartment my entire life up until recently.

45:09Still might. I still do.

45:11Here it is. Crackdown on menu for China's animal eaters.

45:15This is from 2014 though.

45:16So they made a rule.

45:17I think that's it. What kind of riblet means that?

45:19Look at those fucking striations.

45:20Oh, no wonder. Porcupine. They changed the law because of it?

45:24Well, I mean, I don't know if because of it, but that's why it's probably

45:29not talked about as much anymore.

45:31The diners of southern China have long had a reputation for exotic tastes, with locals

45:36sometimes boasting they will eat anything with four legs except a table.

45:40LOL. Fucking jokes. So pangolin, so pangolin's endangered, right?

45:49Are they endangered? Wasn't that one of the things that they thought was the wet

45:53market where - On top it says they had endangered tortoises and snakes and porcupines

45:57in cages. And imagine you're so nasty you want to eat an endangered snake.

46:03Eating a snake alone is gross, but you're so nasty you want to eat an

46:08endangered snake. I've had snake soup.

46:09I was in Japan and I had fucking a good snake soup.

46:13It was smoked. Was it good?

46:14It tasted like beef. Really?

46:17It did. It was supposed to be, you know - What kind of snake was

46:20it? Make you very versatile.

46:23Oh, versatile. I wish the word virile.

46:26Versatile as well, right? Yeah.

46:29It was a black snake, of course.

46:31Ah, black snake. Was it a poisonous snake?

46:35That, I'm not sure. But there was a bunch, it was like, this was a

46:40Michelin star restaurant, two Michelin star, and of course it was like French, Japanese creations

46:47and fucking, quite endangered. Really?

46:53As endangered as I could get.

46:55Endangered? A little turtle, a little snake.

46:58But some turtles are not endangered.

47:00I know, but I don't even like to do it.

47:02It fucking, it's just, it turns me off.

47:05Dude, I used to have turtles as pets, I used to have turtles, and at

47:09one point in time I had piranhas.

47:11Turtles are way more psychotic than piranhas.

47:15When I would feed my turtles, I'd feed my turtles goldfish, and they'd swim around

47:19and grab the goldfish and just bite them in half.

47:22It was crazy to watch.

47:23Yeah, they got those powerful jaw.

47:25And I'm looking at them, I'm like, of course, you're a little dinosaur.

47:28Just look at you. You look like a dinosaur.

47:30So you have this crazy stegosaurus shell over your back, and you're swimming through the

47:35water. And I don't know where some fucking, some neck comes out like that.

47:37Dude, they were super aggressive.

47:39See if you can find videos of turtles fucking up goldfish.

47:44What about those big motherfuckers, though?

47:46Dude, they grab them with their hands.

47:47Like the big snappers. Oh, yeah.

47:48Big snapping turtles. Those are for like Bowser.

47:51Yeah. Have you ever seen one in real life?

47:53I've seen the big seat, like the big tortoises in Hawaii, but I've never seen

47:57a big snapping one. I saw like a medium one, not a real big one,

48:01but they look so freaky.

48:03Their fucking teeth, or that beak thing, that mouth.

48:07Fucking jacked up neck, too.

48:08Yeah. Like a big fucking huge thing.

48:10Big fucking huge clamped down neck.

48:13There's one different type. What is that one really crazy looking snapping turtle?

48:19Is it a gar snapping turtle?

48:20Yeah, I think it is.

48:22I just pulled up. I've never seen this one before.

48:24Whoa! What the fuck is that?

48:25A mata mata turtle? Whoa.

48:28What the fuck kind of head is that?

48:30It's a triangle head. Yeah, that's a UFO.

48:32With a weird nose. That's weird.

48:35I've never seen that in my life.

48:36It's eating a goldfish, too?

48:38There you go. Oh, he just swallows it whole.

48:41What a weird looking creature.

48:44If you told me yesterday that this didn't exist, I would have believed you.

48:48If you told me yesterday this is AI.

48:50What's the reasoning that a lot of these species go flat heads?

48:56Hmm. Good question. Mixing the bottom of the...

48:59Because you slip right into the shell, I'm sure.

49:01Yeah, I guess so. I'm sure you fit better in the shell.

49:03But you go hammer head and heads like that and fucking stingrays and shit just

49:07turns flat. Flounder. Right. That's a weird one.

49:11Two eyeballs on one side.

49:12What the fuck is that?

49:13So this is a very timid turtle eating the goldfish.

49:17He's just... The ones that I had, they swam after the goldfish and grabbed them.

49:22Look at this fucking thing.

49:24Whoa! Alligator snapping turtle. Yeah, that's the one.

49:28Yeah. This one is the one that turns into fucking Donatello.

49:31Look at the face on that fucker.

49:33It's tongue down there. Yeah.

49:35Oh, so its tongue looks like a goldfish?

49:37A little worm. So it tricks him?

49:38Yeah. Come get some. Look.

49:41Oh, snap. Nature's so evil.

49:44It gave me a lure in my mouth.

49:47Nature has no mercy, man.

49:48Nope. No mercy. No mercy.

49:50No mercy. Um... We were talking about smoking this, I saw this today, that UK

49:53has voted to ban anyone born after 2008 to be banned from smoking.

50:00What? It hasn't passed. It has to, it's, wait a minute.

50:03Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm gonna light up a cigar, fuck them.

50:07This pisses me off. That's a crazy one.

50:09I thought it was kind of fake when I saw it, but I looked it

50:12up, it's on, it's, there's articles about it.

50:15It's a draft law, they say, which doesn't mean it's an actual law yet, I

50:18think. I'm opening up a fresh box for them.

50:21Fuck you. That's crazy. But that's just, we were talking about this yesterday.

50:27They love, they love having their fucking, their thumb on you.

50:30It's government. It's like when they expand government, they gotta give government something to do,

50:34so what do they do?

50:35They come up with more rules and regulations.

50:37And they come up with more people to enforce those rules and regulations.

50:40Even if they don't make any sense.

50:42More bills, pass this, pass that, I gotta fucking, everyone has an idea.

50:46Every new politician has their ideas.

50:48And they all want to fucking control you, that's what they want to do.

50:50More than anything, they want to control you.

50:52That's their favorite sport. Their favorite sport is telling you what to do.

50:56I just had, I had a beautiful dinner with, uh, with our mayor of New

51:00York, Mom Donnie. How is he?

51:02You like him? He was, he's 34 years old, bro.

51:05Always, I've, I've never thought that I'd be sitting at a table with a mayor

51:08who's younger than me and knows about fucking rap.

51:11And like, didn't he rap for a while?

51:13I don't acknowledge that. That's hilarious.

51:19No, but he's, you know, he's a very nice guy, you know, he had a

51:23nice dinner. I didn't speak politics, I'm not really one of those guys, we just

51:26talk shit. Oh, okay. Yeah, but what the fuck do I know?

51:29I don't know shit. I don't know shit either.

51:31Exactly, so. The thing that I would always be most concerned is who's financing him,

51:36what is their agenda? True.

51:37What are they trying to get him to do?

51:39Because it's always money. It's always about money.

51:42People are discovering New York City, Mondani's rap past.

51:44Oh, that's a fucking crazy picture, right?

51:46He's rapping with an apron on.

51:48What's that about? Mr. Cardamon.

51:50Yeah. Okay. It's a wild one.

51:52Shame the guy for his mistakes of the past?

51:55Let's just, you know, he's just doing some wild stuff, like with taxes and things.

52:01Like he's trying to tax these billionaires.

52:03I saw that. What I'd like him to do is - Want one of these,

52:05brother? Yeah, sure, why not?

52:06Come on, son. What I'd like him to do is fucking help alleviate - Thank

52:11you, senor. Let me take the top off it for you.

52:13Help alleviate taxes for people who are born and raised New Yorkers.

52:17Because I shouldn't have to pay for everyone else's bullshit.

52:20Right. At least give me a little break.

52:22Not just that, but - They should be responsible with where the tax dollars go.

52:27So before asking you for more taxes, clean up all the fraud.

52:30Oh, my God. That's not a fucking big request.

52:33That's like a pretty simple thing to ask for.

52:37But nobody says that. All they ever say is, we need to tax you more.

52:40This year was a mess.

52:41He came into all of us when it was a shitstorm of literal horrible weather.

52:46And the fucking city was an honest garbage hole.

52:50It was a shit mess.

52:51It got real bad with snow, right?

52:53Fucking seven feet high piles of garbage.

52:55Like, disgrace. Now, why was that?

52:58Because, I don't know. I would say the union rep wasn't allowing the workers to

53:04fucking go and clean shit.

53:06I love your honesty. When they're at odds.

53:09Listen, I don't know. I'd like to get to the bottom of this.

53:14Yeah, I don't know either.

53:15You know, when they're at odds, they're at odds.

53:17Well, so there was a union strike.

53:19They don't allow any of the sanitation people to move a muscle unless their union

53:25rep says it's okay. You go and sit in the fucking truck and take a

53:29nap until we tell you to move.

53:31Right. I'm with them. Me too.

53:34Listen, I'm with them. Me too.

53:35Because out of all the fraud that's existing in that city, all the waste that

53:39they've showed, that is one thing you should fucking pay people for because the job

53:44sucks. Okay? And it's super necessary.

53:47So it's the most necessary job.

53:48To close Jorge Masvidal. Yeah, super necessary.

53:50Super necessary. You fucking have to pick up the garbage, goddammit.

53:54Pay those fucking people. I mean, are they asking for unreasonable amounts when you find

53:59out how much money you spent on the fucking homeless situation and it never got

54:01better at all? Who's, what are they getting?

54:03I bet they're getting paid more than the garbage people.

54:05I'm sure. But they get good pension.

54:07Everyone works for a pension.

54:09Yeah. It's all for security.

54:10Pension, there's fucking dental. How many times are you going to do dental?

54:14Yeah, but you should also get paid if you're fucking, if you're moving garbage, you

54:19should get paid well, period.

54:21And for people who go, oh, it's an unskilled job.

54:24That's a back -breaking job.

54:25You're slinging around bags all day and picking up cans and yanking on levers.

54:32Far from unskilled. Yeah. It's not unskilled.

54:34You try and drive that fucking truck.

54:35It's also dangerous. You're hanging off the back of the truck sometimes.

54:39You're out there in the weather.

54:41It's fucking hard. You could hurt your back.

54:43It's fucking hard. It's a hard job.

54:45They should get paid well.

54:46And anybody who doesn't think that is a cunt.

54:51You should definitely be paid well.

54:53That's the thing about this world.

54:54Everybody's greedy. They want it all for themselves.

54:57Here's one thing they're doing I just found online.

54:58They're adding these giant bins, which maybe is better than piles, but.

55:04My boy. Yeah, that would definitely be better than piles.

55:06They're always adding these fucking bins.

55:08Yeah, but the problem with that is.

55:09Goddamn Eric Adams made you buy a hundred dollar garbage can for your house back

55:12in the day from his cousin.

55:14The problem is. This is what I was told from my man in Middle Village.

55:17How much? A hundred dollars.

55:18My boy Connie Gorgeous told me.

55:20A hundred dollars. You have to buy a fucking new garbage can for your house

55:25one way or another, no matter what, from Eric Adams' cousin.

55:28Oh, really? Show that again, Jamie.

55:31A hundred dollars. So that actually makes more sense, though, that they're doing this big,

55:35because that also probably, the problem is if it does keep the rats out, then

55:39what are the rats going to eat?

55:40Then you're going to have a bigger rat problem.

55:41New York's got a fucking giant rat problem.

55:45I've been seeing less lately.

55:47Because they're hiding. Yeah, I've been seeing less.

55:49Well, it's about to be summertime, so they're going to come out.

55:52Once again, if they pick the fucking garbage up, there'll be less rat.

55:56Yeah, but. If they stop doing all the construction, I mean, that's what breeds these

56:01rats that come out. For sure.

56:03You're digging these fucks up.

56:05You're just. disturbing their house yeah but they rely on people to eat the thing

56:09is this it's a completely co -existing like the like those monkeys in the philippines

56:16it's an ecosystem the rats and the people are an ecosystem because the rats eat

56:20human garbage and they live piled up around humans for a reason so they could

56:25eat our garbage and during the pandemic it was a real fucking problem because no

56:29one was going to restaurants for a while so the rats were everywhere they're freaking

56:32out they're eating each other rats do eat each other i had a rat eat

56:37it's eat well a bunch of rats ate a dead rat in my garage once

56:41yeah he died big fat rat too he died i heard the trap go off

56:47but it was like 10 o 'clock at night i was like fuck it i'll

56:48deal with it in the morning i got up in the morning there was nothing

56:51left but his tail there was like some skin the feet and the tail they

56:56ate his entire body yeah now there was a whole like garage full like one

57:01of those uh i don't know like a storage space but in the street you

57:05just heard them fucking the gate would be knocking back and forth like they're having

57:11a goddamn underground fucking strike force in there that's why when people get upset about

57:16coyotes listen bro i heard them recently you need them bro the fucking pack of

57:22coyotes howling and screaming during feeding in new york city well upstate they do it

57:28in new york city too they find them in uh the central park yeah like

57:32an hour and a half away it's really something else a lot of them up

57:35there but you need them otherwise you're gonna have rats everywhere like there's a balance

57:39to all this shit just don't leave your cat outside no i saw a fucking

57:43owl like this outside really fucking in the daytime let me reset this what is

57:48this rats hiding i think this was uh oh yes my oh yeah they hiding

57:52your engine bro rat ate my fucking boy's bmw engine all the wiring oh my

57:59god they chewed up all the the insulation well that's just that's not dead rats

58:10right what is that it's not alive ones isn't that the stuff though i think

58:14that's the stuff of the ceiling okay yeah i think it's the insulation above the

58:19roof of the uh all right above the engine it's just they nested in this

58:23guy's place yeah this says that that the trash bins are going to get rid

58:28of a lot of the how the fuck you're not going to lower the thing

58:33is didn't we figure out that the number of rats in new york city is

58:37pretty similar to the number of people i would i would probably say it out

58:41it out does it how could you it's just so small they fucking they don't

58:46really know but someone had told me that the biomass of rats was the same

58:50as the biomass of people in new york city meaning the weight but we looked

58:54that up and that doesn't seem to be true but if it's true then it's

58:56much it takes much more to make up one human being so there's gonna be

59:0110 times more sometimes people read things or write things down and it's just not

59:06accurate because like there are a lot of cases where small things have a crazy

59:12biomass like i think the biomass of ants is similar to the biomass of human

59:18beings on earth wow find out that's true put that into perplexity you ever see

59:24the ants that have that little honey butt they have a little ball of honey

59:27on their ass oh i have seen that what's that for it's a taste it's

59:31come get delicious give me that fucking ass imagine if ladies started having that that's

59:37the new thing i'd eat so much ass no nose ring now they just have

59:40a honey pot yes it's how you capture me look at this oh ants on

59:46earth together have about 20 percent of the biomass of all humans when measured as

59:51dry carbon mass okay what about insects in general maybe that's where they fucked up

59:59do insect what is the biomass of all insects compared to the biomass of people

1:00:07what are you typing this in what is this what what our lovely ai sponsor

1:00:11perplexity oh beautiful yeah on a global scale total biomass of all insects is several

1:00:15times larger than human biomass wow fuck that and all this is smithsonian bugs i

1:00:25love fucking bugs do you i love bugs we're lucky they're little i know you're

1:00:29right there's there's a real like uh there's a there's a generous amount of species

1:00:34up where i'm at and i really enjoy them recently you can't be upset at

1:00:38them because if the area was unhealthy they wouldn't be there well you're in upstate

1:00:43yeah upstate's beautiful but um check yourself for ticks oh i do all the time

1:00:48i do upstate's got a lot of lime he got he got bit by a

1:00:52tick recently yeah he caught it three days later he already had it but he's

1:00:55good now did he go and immediately get the antibiotics yeah that's what you got

1:00:59to do when you get that lime disease you got to get it where do

1:01:02you think they usually capture you like around the crevasses yeah like your legs your

1:01:06ankles where they climb up on your pants but as long as they don't go

1:01:10up in the fucking netherlands yeah the nether region that would suck but i think

1:01:13it's a systemic issue more than it is the initial bite the bite though uh

1:01:18to know that if you got lime disease a couple days after the infection it

1:01:21starts getting like a bullseye around it and that to a lot of people is

1:01:26uh that's the the big sign that you've got lime disease but sometimes when they

1:01:31get to the doctor that circle's gone and the doctor doesn't believe him i've had

1:01:35this happen to a friend of mine who's very smart guy and him and his

1:01:38son both got lime disease and he couldn't get the fucking doctor to believe that

1:01:43it was lime disease until his kids started getting um what's that mouth thing guillian

1:01:48bar how do you say that is that what you say julian julian guillian bar

1:01:54syndrome when it was seat like your face half your face gets paralyzed oh fuck

1:01:58yeah that was palsy right but there's a name for it i think it's guillian

1:02:03bar is very similar because i knew a guy who had that and it was

1:02:08the same thing and he was diagnosed with guillian bar does it go back or

1:02:12yeah he went back dice clay had it for a while really yeah dice clay

1:02:17had half of his face and he was going on stage with it he didn't

1:02:20give a fuck Guillain -Barre syndrome, facial weakness or paralysis often caused...

1:02:25I bet you no one even noticed.

1:02:25With Dice? He talked about it.

1:02:27He brought it up. It was pretty obvious.

1:02:29That's what I'm saying. He was just fucking talking like that.

1:02:30No, but it was pretty obvious.

1:02:31Like, half his face was like this.

1:02:33It was crazy. Half his face just wouldn't move.

1:02:35Fuck. No? Not good. Fucking shit happens, man.

1:02:42You gotta just deal with things as they come.

1:02:44You can't really, like... Who the fuck knows what this world is about and why

1:02:48things happen, bro? I'm just saying, be careful with tics.

1:02:49Yeah. Because those bitches, they're trying to get you.

1:02:53And those little fuckers, a large percentage of them on the East Coast carry Lyme

1:02:57disease. For sure. For sure.

1:03:01Yeah. They're diseased little pricks.

1:03:03I spray myself with a nice geranium spray.

1:03:05Geranium? Yeah. What's that? There's an elixir.

1:03:07There's like a natural lavender, geranium oil, all kinds of shit that you spray on

1:03:12yourself that repels. Are you sure that doesn't make them want to bite you more?

1:03:15No, no. It repels. For sure?

1:03:16It brings other things, but it takes those guys away.

1:03:20It brings in ankle bracelets?

1:03:22Yeah, bro. I got ankle bracelets and fucking, and Brahma bull nose ring.

1:03:28Yeah. When I was in Mexico City, I was dressed, I had, I bought a

1:03:31fucking jade, like yade, it's from over there.

1:03:35I brought a jade necklace that was a little bit too tight.

1:03:38Oh, no. So it looked like a choker.

1:03:40Like a dog? Yeah. My boy told me I looked like I had my nipple

1:03:43pierced in the picture that I showed him.

1:03:44Yeah. Like you're a bear.

1:03:45I looked like a fucking bear.

1:03:48Ooh. I had circular glasses, a scruff.

1:03:52You could see a little bit of this scruff.

1:03:54Right. Two. Two chokers. Ooh.

1:03:57This is what I'm saying.

1:03:58You act different on vacation.

1:04:00Right. Two. I had a fucking amber choker and a jade choker.

1:04:03You would be killing it in the bear community.

1:04:05If you ever want to switch teams, you would dominate the bear community.

1:04:10Right? Just do it for fun.

1:04:12Like, fuck it. We'll fuck some guys up.

1:04:15What's up? What were we just asking?

1:04:16What was the question? I have one.

1:04:20You didn't. I thought I had a question.

1:04:22I forgot. You got all off track with that comment.

1:04:25Yeah. It's bear talk. Bear talk always gets me.

1:04:28Bear talk 101. What were we just talking about before that, though?

1:04:32Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Ticks. Ticks.

1:04:37Lyme disease. Guillain -Barr. There's another one that's out now.

1:04:41There's another disease that's out that people are getting called Alpha Gal, and it's from

1:04:46a tick called the Lone Star Tick, and it makes you allergic to red meat.

1:04:50That one you cannot get, my friend.

1:04:53No, that's fucked up. I don't want that.

1:04:54That is not for you.

1:04:55No. That would ruin everything in your life.

1:04:57Bro, I've been eating so many fucking bone -in fillets.

1:04:59It's been crazy. That's what I'm saying.

1:05:01I can't get that tick.

1:05:02There's no other gains like that, right?

1:05:05Bison. I've been eating a lot of, like, gains things, I guess.

1:05:10Yeah, wild game is the best for that.

1:05:13Sweet potatoes and game. There you go.

1:05:15Sweet potatoes. Phenomenal. That's what I exchange the pasta for the sweet potato.

1:05:21Do you eat rice? A little bit.

1:05:23A touch. A touch. Is that no good?

1:05:28Conflicting things. I like it.

1:05:29White rice. There's a lot of things that I eat that I like.

1:05:32I just eat them because I like it.

1:05:33Like, when I'm eating spaghetti, I'm under no illusion.

1:05:35Yeah, you know what you're eating.

1:05:36I know what I'm doing.

1:05:37I'm not under an illusion.

1:05:38You like a good pasta.

1:05:40I know that. I do.

1:05:41I do. Evan Funk pasta, right?

1:05:42Oh, yeah. I know you like a good Evan Funk pasta.

1:05:44That dude can cook. I had him on my show early on, like, before all

1:05:49his, like, his success and just kicked it off.

1:05:53I loved his, he's a fucking trip.

1:05:54He's the man. And he is aficionado.

1:05:57Yeah. Yeah. There's another guy, Stefan Secchi in New York.

1:06:02Oh, my God. Stefano Secchi is another sicko.

1:06:05Make amazing a matarano. You know, it's all about the wooden dowel.

1:06:10That's how they make the pasta.

1:06:11It's all old style. Nothing extruded.

1:06:15All with the thing. Yeah.

1:06:18With the matarano. Yeah. Evan's places you could watch them make the pasta.

1:06:23You know, like, he's got Mother Wolf.

1:06:25He's got Funk. Is it Funky or Funk?

1:06:27How do you pronounce it on his name?

1:06:29I have no idea. I call him Funk.

1:06:30It's like Terry Funk. Right.

1:06:31Probably Funk. I thought he was Terry Funk's cousin.

1:06:35Are they making tortellini here?

1:06:36No, that's Stefano. Oh, my God.

1:06:39Look how good that looks.

1:06:40This man right here, when I went to Osteria Francescana in Modena.

1:06:45I love how you said that.

1:06:48Massimo Battura's place. It was, like, the number one restaurant for many years.

1:06:51He was the chef there that was making all the food.

1:06:53He was, like, a young man.

1:06:54And then when he opened his restaurant, Resdora in New York, it was like, he

1:06:59takes such good care of my mother as well.

1:07:02Like, yo, they just go above and beyond.

1:07:05He's a beautiful guy. This is art.

1:07:07Like, the way he's making this food, this is art.

1:07:09This is a work of art.

1:07:11He's performing art. Who'd I have?

1:07:12I had fucking Devin Haney in the kitchen with me making pasta with him.

1:07:16Oh, really? It was crazy.

1:07:17That's crazy. You know, I like to bring these guys in and do weird things.

1:07:21That's crazy. That's awesome. I had Devin Haney making pasta.

1:07:25Bro. Yuri, bro. I know.

1:07:28Holy fucking shit. That was crazy.

1:07:31Crazy. What an animal. Well, I mean.

1:07:34How ridiculous. That was sort of, it's like.

1:07:36It's, you kind of got to look at it two ways.

1:07:39Like, oh shit, yeah. You got to look at it two ways.

1:07:42One, you got to look at it from Yuri's perspective.

1:07:45Like, he had it there.

1:07:46The fight was over. The guy was hurt.

1:07:49But you also look at it from Carlos's perspective.

1:07:52Carlos Olberg is hurt. He can't move his right leg.

1:07:55They're probably going to stop it in between rounds.

1:07:58And Yuri, he can't move.

1:08:00So Yuri's just pot -shotting him.

1:08:02And he's kicking his one good leg.

1:08:04He's kicking his one good leg.

1:08:06And then, boom, he clips him with a left hook.

1:08:08I mean, with the one punch that he's known for.

1:08:11Not just that. The step -back hook.

1:08:13The one punch that you can throw if your right leg is hurt.

1:08:17A check hook. Crazy. Because when you.

1:08:19The check hook is one of the.

1:08:21Like, Alexander Volkanovsky actually did a really good breakdown of this on YouTube.

1:08:26But what he was talking about is the check hook.

1:08:28You put all the weight on the front leg a lot.

1:08:31Because as the person's coming, a lot of the weight as you uncork.

1:08:34Punch is on that front leg, and Olberg's, that's a snake.

1:08:39Like, the way he throws that left hook is so fast.

1:08:41It was perfect. And he, it was the perfect punch.

1:08:44He threw one just to get the, just to get the, the, the, the, the

1:08:47distance on the first one, and then clipped him again.

1:08:50Perfect. But Yuri, man. So Yuri's saying.

1:08:53It looked like, I watched, I know you were watching as well, watching in real

1:08:57time, but it just looked like he got upset that he hurt his knee and

1:09:00he was like, fuck, fuck.

1:09:01He clearly did get upset.

1:09:02I really do think that he got upset.

1:09:04I do think that's true.

1:09:06But it makes no difference on.

1:09:08It doesn't matter. Carlos got him.

1:09:09Yeah, Carlos. Carlos got him.

1:09:11He fucked up. That's a clean win.

1:09:12But that's part, yeah, it's part of fighting.

1:09:15Like, you have to be ruthless.

1:09:16Like, Khalil Roundtree is one of the nicest guys you're ever going to meet.

1:09:20When he fought Modestus Bukakis, he sidekicked his knee sideways and blew it apart.

1:09:24That was one of the crazy, yeah, it was nuts.

1:09:26And Khalil is one of the nicest guys alive.

1:09:29But when you're in there, he's trying to do it to you, you're trying to

1:09:32do it to him. And if his leg gets blown out, you have to take

1:09:34advantage of it because he would take advantage of it on you.

1:09:37I've been watching for a long time.

1:09:38I've been watching Khalil for a long time since the beginning.

1:09:40I remember the change when he went to Thailand, right?

1:09:45There was this change. He came back from Thailand and that's what he did.

1:09:49That was his first fight when he was fucking.

1:09:51The first fight was Eric Anders.

1:09:53Yeah, and he looked totally different.

1:09:54Yeah, me and D .C.

1:09:55were like, what happened? Right?

1:09:57Because he was always good.

1:09:58With the front leg and just like all time.

1:10:00He was super sharp. He was super sharp.

1:10:03That was nuts. Yeah. So that's it.

1:10:06Oh, my God. So horrible.

1:10:08Oh, my God. So horrible to watch.

1:10:10Oh, my God. Just perfect sidekick to the knee.

1:10:13Just blew his shit apart.

1:10:14That guy was out for over a year.

1:10:16I mean, that's one of the gnarliest.

1:10:18Oh, it's so nasty when you see it sideways.

1:10:21Oh, because it started at the thigh.

1:10:23I don't want to see it, Jamie.

1:10:24Stop, stop, stop, stop. Oh, bro, it started at the thigh.

1:10:27Show me some Khalil Roundtree versus Eric Anders.

1:10:31So Eric Anders is one of the toughest fucking human beings to ever live.

1:10:35For sure. Because he was getting lit up.

1:10:38His legs were getting destroyed and he never even flinched.

1:10:42He never even made an owl face.

1:10:44It was never like, there's nothing.

1:10:46He just dead stoic the entire time.

1:10:49And then I asked him afterwards, oh, fuck yeah, that shit hurt.

1:10:51Yeah, but guys like Eric Anders, he's been in the UFC for 10 years.

1:10:55Yeah. Decent career. Super smart guy.

1:10:57But he, you know. Invested his money, bought a bunch of houses.

1:11:00Oh, really? Very clever. Oh, that's great.

1:11:01Very smart. Yeah. That's great.

1:11:03He's smart. That's good to know.

1:11:04Yeah, he's planning. And he's just a cool dude to talk to.

1:11:07But when Khalil came, like, we were looking at him, it's like, he's moving like

1:11:10a tie. Like, the hand movements, everything.

1:11:13Yeah, he came back totally different.

1:11:14That light front foot. Yep.

1:11:16It was like full -on Muay Thai.

1:11:17And Khalil's always been super fast.

1:11:20Like, one of his strengths is that he can hit guys before they even calculate.

1:11:25Like, his speed when he's, like, really going after you, like in the Jamal Hill

1:11:29fight, he's got speed that confuses guys.

1:11:32Because they're like, oh, shit.

1:11:33Like, you've got to recalibrate.

1:11:34Because this guy moves faster than any of the middleweights.

1:11:38Nasty elbows. Nasty, like, just.

1:11:41He's like, well, I shouldn't say to any middleweight.

1:11:43But he moves like a middleweight.

1:11:45That's what I should say.

1:11:45He's got, like, middleweight speed, but a light heavyweight frame.

1:11:51And he just started lighting him up with, like, pure tie technique.

1:11:55And this was the perfect kind of showcase for him.

1:11:57Because Eric's not, like, a big wrestler.

1:11:59Yeah. Eric's a kind of a brawler.

1:12:01Oh, yeah. And with a guy like Khalil, especially since Eric fights Southpaw.

1:12:06So when you fight Southpaw and Khalil fights Southpaw, it really opens up that left

1:12:11leg to get attacked. Or the right leg, excuse me, to get attacked.

1:12:14Because your power leg is behind you, whereas you're fighting normal people that are orthodox.

1:12:19It's usually, you have to kick them with an inside kick if you're a Southpaw.

1:12:24But Southpaw to Southpaw like this, Khalil just can light that leg on fire.

1:12:29Oh, it was fucking. But it was the sound it was making.

1:12:33Like, when we were there, it was like slap.

1:12:34This was memorably different. Well, he had just gotten really tuned in, man.

1:12:39When he was in Thailand, he got really tuned in.

1:12:41Particularly, oh, you already got it in the second round.

1:12:44It was particularly the first round.

1:12:45He got tuned up before this, right?

1:12:46Which made him go there?

1:12:48Which made him go to Thailand?

1:12:49Johnny Walker. Yeah. So Johnny Walker clipped him with an elbow from the clinch.

1:12:53He hit him with a Thai elbow and KO'd him.

1:12:55Oh, yeah. Back when Johnny Walker was, like, very explosive and Johnny Walker was very

1:13:01wild. He fought wild. He fights more calculated now.

1:13:04Yeah, after, I mean, I feel like after the worm, it was a wrap.

1:13:07After he hurt himself. I know.

1:13:08I know. That worm thing was crazy.

1:13:10That one thing. Like, the shoulder is one of the worst things to hurt and

1:13:13then get surgery on. It never comes back, right?

1:13:15He blew it apart, too.

1:13:17Blew it. Doing the fucking, it was just fucking shit.

1:13:18Doing the worm. Yeah, being, just having a good time.

1:13:21You can't make that shit up, bro.

1:13:23I think that was, was that Mishas or Kornhoff?

1:13:25I don't know who he fought during that fight, but he fought a good guy.

1:13:30And it's like, Johnny Walker, when he was winning in the early days of his

1:13:35fights in the UFC, he was just, yeah.

1:13:37It's Kornhoff, right? Yeah. Yeah.

1:13:39Like, that kind of shit.

1:13:40Like, these flying elbows, like, wild, reckless.

1:13:43But he got KO'd a few times by some really technical people.

1:13:46And then, he tried to be, yeah, right there.

1:13:51Like, he fucked his elbow up, or his shoulder up.

1:13:53I've jumped on the bed like that and hurt my fucking arm.

1:13:56You know, when you jump on the bed, you forget that your arm is connected.

1:14:01He fell like that and, like, immediately blew his shoulder out.

1:14:05Oh, God. That's so silly.

1:14:06Fucking horrible. Look at him.

1:14:07Looks like he can KO himself.

1:14:09Oh, you can see it pop out.

1:14:11Terrible, bro. Yeah. Terrible. Some people just shoot themselves in the dick.

1:14:15I know, they do. Yeah, there's a lot of people that do.

1:14:18A lot of people ruin their life for no fucking reason.

1:14:22They can't help it. I go through life trying not to shoot myself in the

1:14:26dick. Yeah, me too. Right?

1:14:27It's like one of my cardinal rules.

1:14:29Cardinal. I think everybody should abide by that.

1:14:31Don't shoot yourself in the dick, if you can avoid it.

1:14:34If you can avoid it.

1:14:34If not, there you go.

1:14:36Thank you, sir. You're welcome.

1:14:38But, you know, fighters are wild people.

1:14:40They're doing a wild thing.

1:14:41Like, it's part of what makes them great is that they take these crazy chances.

1:14:44They're just nuts. What am I, silly?

1:14:47Oh, you lift the top?

1:14:48Where? The top. The top.

1:14:49up it flips back there you go and then push that button up there it

1:14:55is i'm used to a torch i hear you i'm excited for this uh the

1:15:03yuri thing was like sorry no no the yuri thing was like i understand his

1:15:08perspective you know that he did fuck up and he could have attacked and been

1:15:12smarter but you can't you can't have that excuse he really was upset you could

1:15:17tell he was upset right when carlos olberg's knee blew out but here's the thing

1:15:22that impressed me the most he's upset at him for fucking blowing his knee out

1:15:25what are you gonna do well he was upset at the moment right he wanted

1:15:28it to be a clean victory right but carlos wasn't upset that was what i

1:15:33was most impressed with that guy never lost composure he tried a switch kick a

1:15:37jumping switch kick to the head to see if it worked and his leg fell

1:15:41out again and he fell down again and scrambled but he never lost composure he

1:15:46never showed anxiety in his face just a stone cold killer looking for his moment

1:15:52and he found it yep ckb guys it's a world champion for real that's a

1:15:56world champion i mean that's that's how you really become a world champion you have

1:15:59a blown out knee and you find a way to ko a guy who's this

1:16:03wild aggressive awkward dude you know and he's coming after you you got a blown

1:16:08out knee and you just blank perfect fucking left hook those guys from from the

1:16:13south pacific are a different breed well no he certainly is i mean he's just

1:16:18a lot just mentality i mean camp yeah that's what i'm saying the camp is

1:16:22unheard of it's yeah the camp is phenomenal eugene bearman the guy's the head coach

1:16:26super fucking smart dude i went down there 2018 i went down there and i

1:16:32saw izzy before the brunson fight and it was like in the old ckb and

1:16:38i had them come through and uh eugene came out i was djing in new

1:16:43zealand for for an evening my friend's restaurant and i had them oh that's awesome

1:16:46yeah it was dope oh that's cool you were djing at a restaurant i was

1:16:51djing you know i play all kinds of fucking weird like uh 70s funk african

1:16:55music brazilian music i just happened to be down there and everyone came through it

1:17:00was a good time oh here's something that people are saying is real it's not

1:17:03but i found out today everyone's saying that hamzat shemaev and gordon ryan are going

1:17:08to wrestle it's not raf yeah i like raf i like raf too i like

1:17:13i like this it's like something new and exciting sure i don't particularly love the

1:17:17the action i i like wrestling but it's not as exciting as the like the

1:17:24entirety of the event you understand right like i know the press conference the people

1:17:28involved the actual moves i prefer fighting and just like a different type of like

1:17:35combat but it still gets me going i enjoy it a lot look it's the

1:17:40most important skill in the most important skill but i like when you mix it

1:17:44i don't like it singularly i understand more than anything else i understand but the

1:17:50reality is in order to be at an elite level you have to do it

1:17:54by itself i think for the most part hundred percent george st pierre might be

1:17:58an example of a guy who violates that law because george didn't really wrestle in

1:18:03college or high school he uh learned how to wrestle from a bunch of russian

1:18:06nationals in montreal well that works also right if you didn't start wrestling when you're

1:18:11five years old that's the other way to do it george's three years dagestan that's

1:18:15it right forget it and forget i mean i'm excited i'm excited for hamzat and

1:18:23sean strickland because i'm it'll be in newark i'm gonna be there yeah i'll be

1:18:27sure dog i'll be right there i'll be there too yeah you'll be there the

1:18:31white house thing i'm excited for too i want to ask to go but i

1:18:35don't know if it's a lot it seems like a lot of fucking hoopla i

1:18:38might just watch it on tv i would watch that on tv if i wasn't

1:18:42working there i think the the strickland and hamzat fight is going to be very

1:18:48interesting strickland is not an easy guy to take down and he's not an easy

1:18:52guy to hold down and he's a very difficult guy to hit on his feet

1:18:55and he's got a super awkward style his style is very clever it's very different

1:19:01it's not something that's easy to replicate as far as timing it reminds me of

1:19:05b -hop a little bit right he reminds me of like b -hop but just

1:19:09a little bit more sloppy not sloppy just a little bit more loose loose and

1:19:13wild yeah loose and wild and then also it's because he has other options right

1:19:18it's because he's kicking it's because he's taking you down he's causing scrambles his teep

1:19:23off his front legs phenomenal he just throws good straight punches man just good hard

1:19:27straight punches his fucking jab is so accurate you you know people think of a

1:19:31jab as like you know it's that big a deal that guy thumps you in

1:19:35the face with a jab three four times you're kind of fucked your nose is

1:19:38broken for bleeding or it's at least bleeding there's three kinds of jabs there's the

1:19:42soft one then there's that step and there's a fucking hard jab you know like

1:19:45yeah throws them all yeah that that guy azamat mazurkanov yeah yeah yeah he uh

1:19:50he just lost to paulo costa but that guy has one of the most evil

1:19:55jabs he like steps forward and he only jab hooks at you yeah he turns

1:19:59that yeah it's like it's almost like a hook yeah and he knocked out um

1:20:04fuck what is his name uh rockich he knocked out rockich with that one punch

1:20:09stepped in with a jab rockich's chin went yeah a couple fights ago but you

1:20:14know rockich is a he's been in some wars he's been in some war but

1:20:17it was a good fight until that moment but uh mazurkanov i was so impressed

1:20:22that he just wouldn't abandon that strategy of going after paulo costa he's i mean

1:20:28paulo looked good he looked fucking phenomenal if i was in his corner i would

1:20:33say dude never go back to middleweight you are a fucking light heavyweight champion he's

1:20:37yeah for a hundred percent he's a light heavyweight champion one million percent and while

1:20:40this guy while carl solberg is going to be out for a year because he's

1:20:45going to have to get acl reconstruction you know paulo costa could be the interim

1:20:49light heavyweight champion like no doubt man i really think he could pull that off

1:20:53dude at light heavyweight he's fucking terrifying it's crazy he looks like the paulo costa

1:20:58of old when he was when he was destroying people on his way up to

1:21:02the ranks man that's what i'm saying like To see him go from there and

1:21:05then to like have those little hiccups and shit like that and it almost seemed

1:21:08like he was a joke at one point when Izzy humped him, made it, just

1:21:12made him look fucking so less than as a human being when he's really just...

1:21:17Izzy mind fucked him. He fucking...

1:21:19Yeah. He fucked him over for a couple years, right?

1:21:22For a couple years. That's how crazy that fight was.

1:21:23He's just coming back now.

1:21:25The Luke Rockhold, I think, helped him.

1:21:27But even Luke almost fucking knocked him out.

1:21:29Bro, that was a great fight.

1:21:31Why you put that in Utah?

1:21:34Wasn't it in Utah? High altitude.

1:21:36Oh, my Lord. Yeah, good point.

1:21:38If that was somewhere else, I don't know.

1:21:40Well, it was a great fight.

1:21:40Yeah, it was fun. And that was like Luke's last really great performance where he

1:21:45still looked like a world caliber fighter.

1:21:47For sure. But I think Hamzat against Azamat was the best Hamzat...

1:21:52Oh, excuse me. When I think Paulo, Paulo Costa against Azamat was the best Paulo

1:21:56Costa I've seen in a long time.

1:21:58I mean, he looked better because he looked physically stronger.

1:22:02Like, being at light heavyweight didn't at all look like a stretch.

1:22:05In fact, he looked like a better place for him.

1:22:07Like, when I was listening to the sound of his punches and his kicks, it

1:22:10was even harder than before.

1:22:12He didn't look fat at all.

1:22:13He looked like a perfect light heavyweight.

1:22:15Like, I think he's probably, at least at this stage in his life, because I

1:22:18think Paulo's like 34 now.

1:22:20He has to be. It would be way better for him to compete at light

1:22:23heavyweight. And 34 is a perfect prime, right?

1:22:24And there's not a lot of people waiting in line.

1:22:26Yeah. At light heavyweight, 34 is almost prime.

1:22:29Yes. Like, at light heavyweight, that's a great age.

1:22:32Sure. Well, that was like when Izzy was on top of shit.

1:22:34He was around 34. John Jones was a little younger.

1:22:37Well, John Jones was the youngest champion in history.

1:22:40That's a different guy. But, like, when you look at Paulo Costa's performances, and then

1:22:45you look at this last one, you're like, that might be the best Paulo Costa

1:22:48of all time. He looked fucking phenomenal.

1:22:51And he ate some big shots from Azumat and just didn't even flinch.

1:22:56Didn't even flinch. I can't even imagine how that man cuts to 185.

1:23:00It's truly unbelievable. That muscle mass that goes away during that, it's just like...

1:23:05Weakens him. It fully depletes your body.

1:23:08Yeah. I think him at 205 is really the way to go, because I guarantee

1:23:11you he's probably walking around at about, like, 230 or something.

1:23:14He looks big. He'd be a good fucking heavyweight, too.

1:23:16He'd throw him up there.

1:23:17He said if Derrick Lewis falls out of the White House card, he'll step in

1:23:21and fight at heavyweight. Well, it makes sense to fight Josh Hokett at that weight

1:23:24because they're both similar body types.

1:23:26I'm not similar. He's a lot more jacked.

1:23:28How dare you? How dare you compare?

1:23:29Excuse me. I meant weight -wise.

1:23:32They're both around 240, but they look a lot different.

1:23:35A lot different. I don't know if Hokett's ready for that yet.

1:23:38That's crazy. Unless he can take Paulo down, he's going to get...

1:23:43It's fun. It'll be fun because he'll go after him, but Curtis Blades is very

1:23:49different than Paulo Costa. When it comes to striking, Paulo Costa's fucking terrifying.

1:23:53But I've also shook... How do you say?

1:23:55Shooking? Shake his hand? I shook Curtis Blades' hand.

1:24:01Oh, the giant. It's fucking four times the size of a normal hand.

1:24:05Oh, yeah. Curtis Blades is a huge dude.

1:24:06To be punched by that hand that many times and to not go down is

1:24:09pretty impressive. Well, also impressive for Curtis.

1:24:11Curtis had a blown -out eye socket, a broken nose.

1:24:14Curtis is the man. I love Curtis.

1:24:16He's a good dude. He's got incredible heart.

1:24:18Incredible heart. He just did not...

1:24:20After all that shit that Josh Hokett talked, he did not want to lose that

1:24:23man. He gave everything he had.

1:24:26There was not a moment of quit in that fight for Curtis.

1:24:29Yeah, you could have scored it for him if you wanted.

1:24:32Well, I don't think so.

1:24:33You could, nah, but you could have.

1:24:34I don't think so. I don't think so.

1:24:35I don't think that would be reasonable.

1:24:37But he certainly gave a great account of himself.

1:24:40Yeah, but that's not fair.

1:24:41No, you're right. It's egregious.

1:24:42He could be... He might have won a round.

1:24:44But the most important thing is, like, that guy, he gave it what he had.

1:24:49He gave it... He could be proud.

1:24:50He could be proud. That guy...

1:24:52There's no question at all.

1:24:54That guy left nothing... There was nothing left in the tank at the end of

1:24:57that third round. You know?

1:24:58And that's all you could ever ask.

1:25:00It's a fucking beautiful fight to watch, especially from heavyweights, man.

1:25:03But it makes me sad, too, because I'm like, boy, you can only do a

1:25:05few of those. That's probably the last one.

1:25:08I mean, I always go back to, like...

1:25:09Of that... The Cain Velasquez, Junior Dos Santos ones.

1:25:13Nasty. Nasty. Those were so hard to watch, man.

1:25:16It's nasty stuff. Because Cain just didn't get tired.

1:25:21Being in there with a guy like Cain who didn't get tired, and you're constantly

1:25:23getting punched in the face.

1:25:24He's constantly, and it's just nothing but heart keeps you there until the fifth round.

1:25:29Cain, man. I just want to shake Cain's hand.

1:25:33Give him a hug. He's out.

1:25:35Yeah, I know. He's home.

1:25:36We were trying to get him on the podcast before he went in, but the

1:25:38judge wouldn't allow it. Really?

1:25:40Yeah, I definitely have him on now, though.

1:25:42I love Cain. He's in my top.

1:25:44I don't think there's a GOAT, a real GOAT, in heavyweight, because I think there's

1:25:48times where one guy would have beaten all the other guys.

1:25:52Of course. Everyone had... There were moments, though.

1:25:56Yeah, he's in the GOAT category.

1:25:58For sure. There's a GOAT...

1:25:59I would say in heavyweight, there's a GOAT category.

1:26:01You've got to put Stipe in there, because he defended the heavyweight title more than

1:26:04anybody. He beat Ngannou when Ngannou was in his fucking prime and got rocked a

1:26:09bunch of times. Oh, that was a crazy fight, too.

1:26:11Crazy fight. Crazy fight. Crazy fight.

1:26:13So you've got to give it to him.

1:26:15He's always going to be in the GOAT category.

1:26:18Cain. Fedor, of course. Fedor is like the real connoisseur, the real hardcore MMA heads.

1:26:27They're like Fedor is the GOAT.

1:26:28He's the one. I always say everybody forgets about Fabrizio Verdum, because Fabrizio Verdum tapped

1:26:33Cain Velasquez, Minotauro Noguera, and Fedor.

1:26:37And he tapped Fedor when Fedor was Fedor.

1:26:39Like, everybody looks at a guy, like, when he lost a bunch of fights or

1:26:43they didn't go so well for him.

1:26:44And later in his career, he's in his late 30s.

1:26:47When you look at Fabrizio Verdum in his prime, he's in that range, man.

1:26:53He beat Cain Velasquez. He beat Mark Hunt with a flying knee to win the

1:26:57title. He has that resume more.

1:26:59I mean, at that time, those are heavy hitters.

1:27:02Bro. I mean, he beat the best of the best.

1:27:04He beat them all. And he tapped three of the all -time greats.

1:27:08Those are Minotauro, for sure, when he was in Pride.

1:27:10He's in the GOAT category.

1:27:12But then you've got to give it more, like, Fedor's a notch above him, because

1:27:16Fedor beat him and beat him with ground and pound.

1:27:18But then the other guys are Kane, and you know, you always got to think

1:27:22Kane, Prime Kane against anybody ever.

1:27:25Man, who knows? Prime Kane was just an unstoppable tornado of punches and takedowns and

1:27:30no tired, no fatigue. It's not coming.

1:27:35Like, you think he's going to get tired?

1:27:36He's never going to get tired.

1:27:37He's going to keep punching you in the face.

1:27:38Top -tier wrestling. Top -tier wrestling, and fucking Fabricio tapped him too.

1:27:44And he's Mexican. Yeah, and he's Mexican.

1:27:47A lot of Mexicans have great cardio, man.

1:27:49They have great cardio and unbelievable fucking heart and chin.

1:27:52I wonder if it's from high -altitude genetics, you know?

1:27:56It's the genetics from warriors.

1:27:58It's warrior genetics. Right. It's 100%.

1:28:01100%, for sure. Volkanovski has the same thing, just from a different type of indigenous

1:28:07tribe, you know? Yes. The Macedonians and the crazy fucking, the up -in -the -mountain

1:28:14people. Right. That are 5 '6", with hands like fucking - Marab.

1:28:19Oh, my God. Marab, do I have a perfect example.

1:28:22Also, like - Warrior genetics.

1:28:24100%. Yeah. That dude, I've never - A lot of these athletes, if they had

1:28:29- It's like if they had a little size, they'd be playing any professional sport.

1:28:34Right. You know? Oh, yeah.

1:28:36For sure. Especially if you have the mental toughness to reach championship level.

1:28:39But I've also seen a lot of fighters can't throw a fucking baseball.

1:28:44Like, a lot of fighters, they can't do anything else.

1:28:46Like, I grew up playing baseball.

1:28:48I could play every single sport because of the dexterity baseball showed me.

1:28:52I feel like baseball and basketball are the main sports to show the child early

1:28:58to create dexterity. That's a good sport for competitive drive, too.

1:29:04And gymnastics. I've heard Khabib say that you keep your child in gymnastics till they're

1:29:0810, then they can do martial arts.

1:29:10I'm following father's plan. Well, that's actually very smart because then you develop like crazy

1:29:15body control. Oh, my God.

1:29:16I was fucking shredded. Mm -hmm.

1:29:18Six years old. Shredded already, bro.

1:29:20Right. From gymnastics. I've never had an ab.

1:29:23Not even as a child.

1:29:25I've always had a fucking little bubba.

1:29:28I've always been a little bubba.

1:29:31Hey, man. It's part of your charm.

1:29:32It is. It is part of my...

1:29:33If I was shredded, I wouldn't be as likable.

1:29:36You think so? Let's find out.

1:29:38Probably. Let's find out because I'll be fucking shirtless everywhere posing.

1:29:44They might not like that.

1:29:46Try this one. Yeah. This light has died out on me.

1:29:49Oh, how do I buy them new and they still die out quick?

1:29:52You got to get you a torch.

1:29:54This is a... I mean, this is kind of a torch.

1:29:55That's like a mini. That's like a little mini.

1:29:57You got to get you to...

1:29:58Like a mini welder. The mini welding one works well.

1:30:05Underwater welding torches for the cigars.

1:30:07So this Hamzat and Strickland thing, to me, it's going to be, what can Hamzat

1:30:13do on the feet? Can he clip him?

1:30:14And can Strickland stop the takedown?

1:30:17I don't even... Like, it's so hard to even think anybody could stop Hamzat right

1:30:23now at anything. I know.

1:30:25It's true. It's like you're not even going to get to throw hands at him.

1:30:28He's just going to be smiling, laughing.

1:30:29You think he's going to fucking take you down and manhandle you like no one's

1:30:33ever been manhandled before. His timing and his takedowns is fucking insane.

1:30:37It's crazy. It's so good.

1:30:38Watching the training, the speed, and he's like, it's equivalent to like Allen Iverson doing

1:30:44a crossover. He's doing it with that type of like flair.

1:30:50If I was going to make an argument against it, I would say he's handling

1:30:54guys that don't have a big background in elite wrestling.

1:30:58They're not like elite grapplers.

1:30:59The guy that he fought that was an elite grappler gave him problems.

1:31:03Gilbert Burns, right? Gilbert Burns, for sure.

1:31:05Gilbert Burns fucked him up, too.

1:31:06Well, he did, but that was like more stand -up fucking him up.

1:31:09Yeah, but Gilbert Burns, if you took him down, like if you - Gilbert can

1:31:12get back up to his feet, it's dangerous.

1:31:13He's one of the most elite players on the floor, right?

1:31:16Yes, especially back then. You know, Gilbert just retired.

1:31:18Yeah, I know. Congratulations, Gilbert.

1:31:20Tremendous career. Tremendous. But he, they were banging it out, and Hamzat fought a completely

1:31:26different kind of fight. He tried to like slug it out, and I think his

1:31:28ego got in the way, because Gilbert clipped him a couple times.

1:31:31A couple times. Dropped him, rocked him.

1:31:33Gilbert was a wild boy.

1:31:34I was fucking screaming during that one.

1:31:36He, in his prime, Gilbert was so fucking game.

1:31:39He was so game, and so dangerous, man.

1:31:41He knocks people out. So, uh, I was gonna say Kamaru.

1:31:46Kamaru Usman, and that was a short -notice fight that Kamaru took at 185.

1:31:50Unbelievable fight. And in the third round, Kamaru was winning.

1:31:52I was like, this would have been very interesting if it was a five -round

1:31:55fight. A hundred percent. I feel like, I mean, it's hard to predict, but Kamaru

1:31:59had the, he had the momentum one million percent.

1:32:01Five, if it was a five -round fight, and if Kamaru had a full camp,

1:32:05because you're taking a fight on that short notice like that.

1:32:07You don't trust in your wind, like you would trust in your wind if you

1:32:11just went through and Kevin Holland just rolls you around.

1:32:39It was like a fucking video game, like Rolling Thunder.

1:32:41That was crazy. And him and Kevin Holland had so many words before that, too.

1:32:45So, there was a lot of anger in that.

1:32:47You know? That was crazy.

1:32:50That was a wild one.

1:32:51That was really crazy. And they had, like, gotten some sort of an altercation before

1:32:54that at another event. So, there was bad blood there.

1:32:57So, it was like, Hamzat just wanted to prove a point.

1:33:00You know, these guys aren't really playing.

1:33:02They play by a different set of rules coming from that block.

1:33:07Yeah, that's a fucking war zone.

1:33:08That's a different block. It's a war zone, son.

1:33:10They're used to actual fights.

1:33:12For sure. Yeah, like, to stay alive.

1:33:14Like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:33:16Scary shit, man. That's a fight, though.

1:33:19It's a really interesting fight.

1:33:20We're going to know real soon, like, early on in the fight, whether or not

1:33:24Strickland can avoid the takedown and whether or not Hamzat can hit him and whether

1:33:28or not he can avoid getting hit because Strickland will set some traps.

1:33:31He's sneaky with his strikes.

1:33:33Very clever. Very clever with the striking.

1:33:36I mean, also, Hamzat had the issue coming off of that, off of COVID.

1:33:41He had that long, long COVID where his lungs were fucked for a while, right?

1:33:46Well, you know what that was?

1:33:47He wouldn't stop training. So he got COVID and trained hard like a fucking psychopath

1:33:53all through COVID to the point where he was getting bleeding out of his lungs.

1:33:56Oh, no fucking shit. He was coughing up blood.

1:33:58He just, apparently he's an animal.

1:34:00They just can't keep him out of the gym.

1:34:01They just can't keep him out of the gym.

1:34:04And so he kept training while he had COVID and it got real bad to

1:34:08the point where he was hospitalized.

1:34:09That's a different type of level of being able to just like push past like

1:34:14physical sickness because COVID just fucked up.

1:34:18Push past to the point where you're almost dead.

1:34:20Yeah, but also like - And you're still showing up doing rounds.

1:34:23I think I had mentioned this, but I was training with Polino and Pereira before

1:34:28the first Ancalia fight and we got sick the same way.

1:34:32Oh, wow. Neuro. Everyone, like I was sick.

1:34:36Neurovirus, right? Yeah, bro, I was fucking so sick and he went and did the

1:34:39fight. Did the whole thing.

1:34:41He was as sick as me, apparently.

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1:35:43That was the first Ancaliah fight.

1:35:44The first Ancaliah fight. I fucking literally was knocked out for 10 days.

1:35:48And this motherfucker's training, traveling, and fighting for the championship.

1:35:55And it wasn't a Pereira fight, but it was not horrible.

1:36:00No, it wasn't terrible. He lost.

1:36:02But then the second fight, I was like, holy shit.

1:36:05I see them training now, bro.

1:36:06He looks like a fucking behemoth.

1:36:09At 250? He's in 260s now.

1:36:12Holy shit. They weighed in at 263.

1:36:15Bro, him at 263 is scary.

1:36:18I know. It's nuts. That guy fought at 185 just a couple years ago.

1:36:22Well, this is his true body type.

1:36:24He's meant to be a cowboy, you know what I mean?

1:36:27He's like a fucking Brazilian cowboy.

1:36:29Amazon warrior jeans. Same shit we were talking about.

1:36:32That's what he is. It's the bone density stuff.

1:36:35It's true indigeney. Indigeney. You look at certain people and you see the past.

1:36:42Right. I see the... Bro.

1:36:46Yeah. When that song comes out.

1:36:50Chants were made to excite, to conjure up spirit.

1:36:55That's what he fucking does.

1:36:56He's conjuring up spirit. That's why Yuri was so scared of the black man.

1:37:00Because Yuri thought that he was casting spells.

1:37:01He was going to shrink his head.

1:37:05Yuri asked him in the second fight to not use spiritual warfare.

1:37:08So good. That's... Come on.

1:37:10There's no... There's no... There's no movie that could write this type of script.

1:37:15I love this shit. Yeah.

1:37:17I felt bad for Yuri, but I felt great for Carlos at the same time.

1:37:21It's like... I love that whole team.

1:37:22Ash and all those boys out there.

1:37:24I'm... Yeah, they're great guys.

1:37:26I like those guys. It's like, look, I get it.

1:37:29It's a hard pill to swallow.

1:37:30I get it. You did back off.

1:37:32I get it. But also, that guy just...

1:37:35You can only blame yourself on that one, man.

1:37:37He found a way to win.

1:37:38Found a way to win in the most spectacular way possible.

1:37:41That's the only thing that should really be spoken about is his will and his

1:37:45ability to fight through that.

1:37:48Bro, torn ACL, they're carting you off the fucking field.

1:37:52I know. Everyone's crying that their career's over in football, carting you off the field

1:37:57with your heads like that.

1:37:58I know. This dude's fucking knocking homie out for the light heavyweight championship of the

1:38:02world. Fucking crazy. So, to have that type of will in you, you could only

1:38:07just be mesmerized by that.

1:38:09I know. It's nuts, man.

1:38:11Think about it. Like, how many great fights are out there to be had?

1:38:16How many great fights have been had?

1:38:18I mean, those moments like that, that's like you can't...

1:38:21That's one of the things that makes a sport so exciting.

1:38:24Like, you couldn't have imagined that he would blow his knee out.

1:38:27And then you could have imagined that Yuri would pause and not know what to

1:38:30do. And then you couldn't have imagined that Carlos would knock him out.

1:38:34That's... Perfectly. Let me ask you something about the footing in the octagon.

1:38:38Did his foot slip? Was it slippery in there?

1:38:41I think it was just a placement issue.

1:38:43He placed it wrong and...

1:38:44Yeah, sometimes in scrambles, you know, you're moving weird and...

1:38:47So, he overextended. It looks like it just blew out, man.

1:38:51Because that shit just... There's a video of Carlos blowing his knee out.

1:38:55And it looks like they're in the middle of a wild exchange.

1:38:58He moves his foot in a certain way and it just pops.

1:39:01And you can see it go up the back of his leg.

1:39:03Yeah, it just snapped up.

1:39:04It was nasty. It's nasty.

1:39:06Yeah, it's horrible. And it's going to take a long time for that thing to

1:39:09be better again. But he won.

1:39:12He won. World champion. And then Paulo Costa, interim champion.

1:39:16If I was the fucking captain of the ship, that's what I would do.

1:39:20I'd go, hey, Paulo, you're a fucking star.

1:39:23Maybe on Kalev. I mean, I know that Pereira just knocked him out, but he

1:39:29deserves to be in. So, here it is.

1:39:30So, he placed his leg weird and pushed off and it just blew out.

1:39:34See? It looked like he was on...

1:39:36Just a freak movement. He didn't step on the paw of the foot.

1:39:40But he stepped more on the inside like that.

1:39:43Like the angle of the step.

1:39:45Well, it was definitely weird.

1:39:47Because they're in the middle of a scramble, you know?

1:39:50But look at him. And look at his athleticism right there, the way he just

1:39:53spun off that and stayed on that left leg.

1:39:56Yeah, no, that's nasty. When that happens, your leg is just so unstable.

1:40:02The crazy thing is there's guys in the UFC that fight with no ACL.

1:40:07They have no ACL and they fight in the UFC.

1:40:10I know Rafael Dos Anjos was doing that for a while.

1:40:13He had no ACL and he was fighting in the UFC.

1:40:16I mean, was that during his decline?

1:40:20Or was he champ? He was still pretty close to the top.

1:40:23He had lost the title, but he was still pretty close to the top.

1:40:26We were still fucking a lot of people up.

1:40:28He's just another breed also.

1:40:30Well, that guy, the conditioning.

1:40:32That guy was sculpted. Dos Anjos in his prime looked like somebody made him out

1:40:36of marble. He looked like he belonged at the Vatican, you know?

1:40:40Every time I tell people I'm going to come see you, they always say, yo,

1:40:44can you ask him this?

1:40:45Can you ask him that?

1:40:46I started fielding questions for you.

1:40:48I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that.

1:40:50For what? For you getting those questions from me.

1:40:52No, I like it. Oh, you do?

1:40:53I like it. What are the questions?

1:40:55Because they're so ridiculous. What's the most ridiculous one?

1:40:57I don't remember. It's all silly.

1:40:58But one good one is like, when are you going to have Mirko Krokop here?

1:41:01Oh, I actually talked to him.

1:41:03I was in Croatia. Because my boy lives in the same neighborhood as him that

1:41:07I trained with, my boy Dean.

1:41:08He's literally a Croatian. He looks like fucking Mirko.

1:41:12Throws the leg. Bald -headed.

1:41:15Fucking, he looks like he's driving BMW M5 for sure.

1:41:22I would definitely have Mirko on.

1:41:23He's a legend. Need to hear from him.

1:41:25Yeah, he's a legend and he's very funny.

1:41:28I've seen him in interviews before.

1:41:29I was wondering whether he spoke English or not, but he speaks pretty perfectly.

1:41:33Good enough. Yeah, definitely good enough to have a conversation.

1:41:35I was watching him versus Fedor today.

1:41:38That was a crazy fight.

1:41:40I think that was like 2000.

1:41:41Look at him, man. Oh, my God.

1:41:43Jack. That's unbelievable right there.

1:41:45How old is Mirko now?

1:41:48That's a recent picture? Yeah, four days, three years ago.

1:41:50Wow. Dude's in phenomenal shape.

1:41:52I mean, he's got to be 50.

1:41:54How old is Mirko now?

1:41:55That stuff doesn't go away when it's real, man.

1:41:5851. 51. Shredded. That's unbelievable.

1:42:02Shredded, son. Yeah, he was an animal.

1:42:04In his prime, boy, he was the first kickboxer to really start doing well in

1:42:11MMA because he was so explosive.

1:42:13See, a lot of the other guys, like Ernesto Hoost or Peter Ertz, they were

1:42:17real technical, but they set things up.

1:42:19They were slappers for the most.

1:42:20They were setting things up.

1:42:22Setting it up, yeah. But with Mirko, he would just explode on you.

1:42:26Fucking explode your liver, explode your head with those fucking kicks, man.

1:42:30He was so fast and so explosive that when he entered into MMA, he had

1:42:34a kind of advantage. This is back when they let him fight with shoes on.

1:42:38Mirko with shoes on is a crazy proposition.

1:42:40That's nuts. Is that, I just, I've seen, I see a guy like this and

1:42:45I go, that's a giant.

1:42:46Yeah, he's a giant. But I mean, so.

1:42:47Hong Man Choi, he was like seven plus feet tall.

1:42:49So when you find a skeleton of a person like this, oh yeah.

1:42:52Yeah, giants are real. Oh yeah, definitely.

1:42:55They're around now too. Right, definitely.

1:42:57Yeah. But he doesn't look like he has gigantism.

1:43:00No, he does. He does look like he does.

1:43:02No, but you know, like most of those guys are unathletic.

1:43:06Their knees are knocking. Right, right, right.

1:43:08He doesn't seem unathletic. I see what you're saying.

1:43:11You know, he has more of like, he looks like he's kind of on his

1:43:15toes. You know, like he's.

1:43:16Moves well. Yeah, like his legs are working in the right way.

1:43:19He has proper athleticism. Well, there's another guy that beat Fedor.

1:43:23Bigfoot Silva. Bigfoot, yeah, but he looked like he had fucking.

1:43:26Yeah. Giant face. Yeah, yeah.

1:43:28That guy in the NBA, Victor Wembenyama is.

1:43:32Again, Wembenyama's legs. Seven foot four, that's crazy.

1:43:34It doesn't look like he moves as well as he does.

1:43:37He's 22 years old. He's a fucking praying mantis this kid.

1:43:39He shouldn't be able to do this stuff.

1:43:40He dribbles behind his back.

1:43:41He shoots threes. Bro, do you watch the NBA?

1:43:44Seven foot four is crazy.

1:43:46It's crazy. Do you watch the NBA though?

1:43:47Sometimes. All right. Seven foot four is different when you weigh 190 pounds.

1:43:52Right. You know, seven foot four like Rick Smith's back in the day or like

1:43:56dudes who have a little weight on them look different.

1:43:58This guy is. He's 235.

1:44:00But that's unbelievable. You don't believe that?

1:44:02He probably is. No, he's 235.

1:44:04He's so big. He's still getting bigger too.

1:44:07He's got a little brother that's not even in the NBA yet.

1:44:11He's like 16. This kid is going to.

1:44:12This is the future right here.

1:44:13He's maybe 16 or 17, his younger brother.

1:44:15And he's still growing. I don't know, 6 '10 now.

1:44:18Yeah. This is ridiculous. This is the future right here of sports.

1:44:21Giant humans. Super humans. Right.

1:44:23So that, if you go back to the Bible.

1:44:25It's like New League football.

1:44:26There are giants. Yeah. They're around.

1:44:28They've been around. Well, look at the guys in Iceland.

1:44:30Like the mountain. My favorite people.

1:44:33Yeah. John Paul Sigmundson. One of my favorite strongmen of all time.

1:44:38All the Icelandic heroes. I know, right?

1:44:40All Vikings. Bro. Giant humans.

1:44:42Hafthor Bjornsson. He's the guy from Game of Thrones.

1:44:46Yeah. Yeah. That's the mountain.

1:44:49Yeah. He's the mountain. But, bro, I guess, you know, world strongman taught me about

1:44:54the world. It taught me about how to pronounce names and, yeah.

1:44:58Magnus von Magnussen. Magnus Ver Magnussen.

1:45:02That's who it is. There's all Icelandic legends.

1:45:05Yeah. Jean -Paul Sigmundson. Magnus Ver Magnussen.

1:45:08Jani Viertanen and Juko Hola from Finland.

1:45:11Like, bro. I have so many.

1:45:13There's genetics in that part of the world.

1:45:14Unreal. Vikings. Like, Viking genetics.

1:45:17Yeah. But that's like, you want to know what a Viking looked like?

1:45:19That's what they looked like.

1:45:20Those guys showed up with a fucking gigantic boat filled with animals, swinging swords, just

1:45:27ready to kill everybody in your village.

1:45:29Fun. Swinging that fucking mace.

1:45:31Swinging the hammer. Mm -hmm.

1:45:31May I have that, please?

1:45:34Yeah. Yeah, man. I'm re -watching Game of Thrones.

1:45:37I've never seen it. I'm on the final season now.

1:45:39I've never seen it. God damn, it's good.

1:45:42I need to. I've been watching Mobland.

1:45:44It's so good. That's great.

1:45:45Fucking. Tom Hardy kills it.

1:45:47I love Tom Hardy. That's my man.

1:45:49Yeah. But fucking Pierce Brosnan.

1:45:51Kills it. Holy shit. Kills it.

1:45:53And what is the woman's name again?

1:45:55Helen Mirren. Oh, my. What am I?

1:45:58She's so good. Maeve. She's so good.

1:46:01What a fucking. I don't know.

1:46:01Aye. I don't know. Legendary cast.

1:46:02I really like that show a lot.

1:46:04Yeah, that's amazing. That's Guy Ritchie.

1:46:05I'd like to be on it, yeah.

1:46:06Guy Ritchie's the fucking man.

1:46:07He can find the part for me.

1:46:08I can't do an accent.

1:46:10You could learn. You can learn an accent, bro.

1:46:12Let's try it out right now.

1:46:14Irish. Try it out. Which one?

1:46:15Irish? Oh, fuck. That fuck's sick.

1:46:18There you go. You're in.

1:46:19I've been there. I'm a Schauser.

1:46:21You could do it, bro.

1:46:21You have to Schauser. Just live with Patty Pimblit for like a week.

1:46:26Meatball Molly. Yeah, live with Patty and Meatball Molly.

1:46:29They'll teach you how to talk, Schauser.

1:46:31And I want to box.

1:46:33There you go. Bro, I just want to throw hands.

1:46:36I just love fucking, like, I just want to, I love boxing.

1:46:39Do you? For real, for real?

1:46:40I love it. But remember you were trying to show me how to throw a

1:46:43kick? I just stopped kicking.

1:46:44Yeah, you gave up? I'm not a kicker.

1:46:47You don't have to be.

1:46:48I'm not a kicker. I'm a choker.

1:46:51I'd like to be a choker.

1:46:52You could learn how to kick.

1:46:53I could. You could learn.

1:46:55You just got to learn how to stretch first.

1:46:56It's that leg thing, man.

1:46:57I'm scared to break my leg again.

1:47:00Yeah. Yeah. Because every time I kick in the wrong place, it feels like you

1:47:02hit the ball on the wrong part of the bat.

1:47:05When you broke your leg, did you have to get pins?

1:47:08Yeah, I got, it broke in half.

1:47:10It broke in half, so I got the plate.

1:47:13Oh. But it was a clean break.

1:47:15It was good. It's better to get shattered.

1:47:17Shattered, I would have been.

1:47:18Shatter is bad. Shatter is bad.

1:47:20So a clean break. It kind of made a bionic return.

1:47:23Oh. So it doesn't bother you now?

1:47:24No, nothing. Oh. No, it's strong.

1:47:26But if I kick it in the exact spot, I'll feel it.

1:47:29Right. Like if someone checks a kick on their knee or something like that.

1:47:32Yikes. What part of your knee or your leg broke?

1:47:36I'm going to not disclose that like Bill Belichick.

1:47:38Look at you. You're hiding injuries.

1:47:43How did you break it?

1:47:44I fell. Literally slipped in the kitchen.

1:47:47I was making fucking two hamburgers and I was carrying them out and the homie

1:47:51was mopping at the same time.

1:47:52I was wearing the wrong shoe and I just slipped and it got caught behind

1:47:56me. That sucks, man. Freak accident.

1:47:58You know, that happened is, what's his face?

1:48:00Piers Morgan. He fell and broke his hip.

1:48:04How'd he get his hip replaced?

1:48:05That's the thing. He doesn't seem like he's in great shape.

1:48:07I was in fucking sick shape at the time.

1:48:09I was riding my bike every day.

1:48:11I was feeling good. How long ago did this happen?

1:48:142011. Damn. Yeah. Oh no, 2010.

1:48:19So that's why you're worried about kicking?

1:48:21So don't kick anybody. Just work on the move.

1:48:24I like inside knee. There you go.

1:48:26That's a good move for you.

1:48:27Clinch knee. Yeah. It's all just about hip mobility.

1:48:30Just learn some hip mobility stuff.

1:48:32You know like ballerina bars?

1:48:34Yeah, yeah. Those are actually really good.

1:48:36Yeah. I have one. I could do a good, I could get the leg up

1:48:38there. Ballerina bars are really good for swinging your leg.

1:48:41You like, you stand on your left leg and swing your right leg like this.

1:48:45And then up like that and this and up like that.

1:48:47That's really good for like opening it up and getting the dexterity and strengthening up

1:48:52those supporting muscles. Yeah. Or the flexors.

1:48:55Mm -hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody should have some leg and hip mobility.

1:49:01You should be able to throw a kick.

1:49:02It's not that hard. Especially a low kick.

1:49:04No, I could throw it.

1:49:05It's not that difficult. But, you know, the accuracy and, you know, the devastation factor

1:49:11might not be there. You'll figure it out.

1:49:13Yeah. You're a big guy.

1:49:13You're strong. You got a lot of horsepower back there.

1:49:15Come here. Come on, son.

1:49:16Come here. They fucking wrestle you.

1:49:18Yeah. I hear. You're getting excited.

1:49:22I train with Polino a lot.

1:49:24Really? Yeah. I train with him in Jersey.

1:49:26Just holds pads. I thought he was in...

1:49:28He's not in Connecticut? Oh, his place is in Jersey.

1:49:31Right. Glover's in Connecticut. Glover's in Connecticut.

1:49:32In Connecticut. But everyone's pretty close.

1:49:34What part of Jersey is Polino in?

1:49:35In Nutley. Oh, nice. Okay.

1:49:37Right there. 10, like 50 minutes from me.

1:49:39That's great. That's great. Gives me good work.

1:49:43He's a good dude, too.

1:49:44I love him. And great coach.

1:49:45And they spend... Yeah, I was going to say he spends time with me and,

1:49:48like, teaches me fighting. Mm -hmm.

1:49:50Not boxing. Show me how to fight.

1:49:52Right. Like, things Alex would do.

1:49:55It's probably a good thing for you, too, to have something that takes your mind

1:49:58off all the other shit you do.

1:49:59It's one of my favorite things.

1:50:00Yeah. The thing is that one thing takes my mind off the next.

1:50:05This takes my mind off of that thing.

1:50:07That takes my mind off of that.

1:50:08So it's like a constant therapy that I'm giving myself.

1:50:12Because I'm getting burnt out here.

1:50:13Oh, let's turn to this.

1:50:14Now, that's stopping me from doing that.

1:50:16Now, we'll get burnt out there.

1:50:17Go to the next thing.

1:50:18Right. I'm just a seasonal person.

1:50:21I like doing things when I'm, like...

1:50:23When I feel them. I know what you mean.

1:50:25Yeah. You feel it. You just have to join it.

1:50:27Yeah, exactly. I don't want to be forced.

1:50:29Maybe he'll start golfing soon.

1:50:31That's fucking not for me.

1:50:32Really? Talk to Jim. I'm really good.

1:50:34There's not a lot of places.

1:50:35Look at me. He's in New York.

1:50:36I'm really good. Pitch and putt, I'm a fucking pro.

1:50:39You're a good mini -golfer?

1:50:41Pitch and putt. No, mini -golfer, I'm not that good.

1:50:43What's the difference? Pitch and putt is like everything except driving.

1:50:47Yeah, it's like 100 yards.

1:50:48It's like a city game.

1:50:49You have it at the park.

1:50:50We have one here. Oh.

1:50:51But there's a good 70 -yard...

1:50:53Okay. ...what's the wedge? Mm -hmm.

1:50:56Okay. It's just not long drives.

1:50:58It's no drives. Got it.

1:50:59So I'm pretty good. So every golf game starts off with a long...

1:51:03I'm totally ignorant. Me too.

1:51:05Every game starts with a drive from the beginning.

1:51:07Is that true? Mostly. 14...

1:51:11It should be two par threes per side.

1:51:13It's not... Every course isn't the same, but it's like average.

1:51:15Two par threes per side, two par fives per side, and the rest are par

1:51:18fours. And do you always open with like a long shot?

1:51:21Is that the thing? Isn't that like two and all?

1:51:24How you play the course is supposed to be up to you.

1:51:26You should... I mean, ideally, you want to get as far...

1:51:28How would they play in PGA?

1:51:30...than one swing as possible, so you have...

1:51:33Less strokes. How does the Masters start?

1:51:35Yeah, I mean, they're... That's how I'm starting.

1:51:38How they start in Augusta, Shinnecock.

1:51:41Like, I want to play all these...

1:51:43I just want to smoke hash on the golf courses and chill while other people

1:51:50play. That's what you want to do?

1:51:51That's doable. I think we could do that.

1:51:53I think that's very attainable.

1:51:55Sounds like we have a show.

1:51:56I want to do it once.

1:51:57I don't want to follow them like...

1:51:58It sounds like we might have a show.

1:52:01Bro, you already did that with Ancient Aliens.

1:52:03Bro, how do we bring this back?

1:52:05Were you fucking producing it?

1:52:06I was just talking about it yesterday.

1:52:08Can you produce this for me?

1:52:09Wasn't it yesterday when you were talking about it?

1:52:10I don't know. I don't mean to put you on the spot.

1:52:12I don't mean to put you on the spot.

1:52:13Can you be the executive producer?

1:52:15Co? Well, where would we do it?

1:52:17It really doesn't take much.

1:52:18Where did you do it before?

1:52:19You did it at Vice?

1:52:20We did it in a fucking rented studio with green screen.

1:52:23That's where Vice went bad.

1:52:25Well, they should have kept you around.

1:52:27They fucked up. They fucked everything.

1:52:28They had you, they had Eddie Wong, they had a bunch of dope shows.

1:52:33I did Eddie Wong's show.

1:52:34We went and did yoga together.

1:52:35Seriously? Yeah. Yo, bro, I don't even want to tell you what I'm about to

1:52:38do. I love Eddie. He's a good kid.

1:52:40Fucking... I'm about to do Taibo with Billy Blanks.

1:52:44Now? Like today? Like... You're about to do it?

1:52:48Thursday. Really? Me, Ryan Seacrest, and Billy Blanks.

1:52:52Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I'm going to tell you here first.

1:52:57I went on Wheel of Fortune.

1:52:59Did you? I did. How'd you do?

1:53:01I can't tell you yet, but just let me tell you, I dominated.

1:53:04I can't tell anyone yet, but I dominated.

1:53:08I think you just told us.

1:53:09Let me just tell you something, bro.

1:53:10I'm sorry if this is going to ruin anything, but for fuck's sake, I dominated.

1:53:14Nice. Beautiful. That's right. I mean, I'm looking for Jeopardy, to be honest.

1:53:19I'm better at Jeopardy. And so why are you going and doing Taibo with Ryan

1:53:23Seacrest and Billy Blanks? Because they took a liking...

1:53:26Ryan took a liking to me, and now he wants to do something else.

1:53:29Oh, so you guys filming this?

1:53:31Yeah, we're going to film me and Ryan doing Taibo with Billy Blanks.

1:53:34But for me, Billy Blanks, the last Boy Scout, the first scene.

1:53:38That's right. That's what I know him for.

1:53:40That's my shit. That's right.

1:53:42Ain't life a bitch, and he fuck his shit.

1:53:44That's right. I forgot about that.

1:53:47It's one of my favorite movies of all time.

1:53:48Well, Damon Wayans is one of my favorite comics of all time.

1:53:50Come on. Damon Wayans is a fucking underrated comic.

1:53:54Underrated comic and underrated action star.

1:53:56He was great in that fucking movie, too.

1:53:57Bulletproof with Adam Sandler. Yep.

1:53:59I used to love Damon Wayans.

1:54:00Major pain. Oh, my God.

1:54:02He had a run. What about his brother in fucking Low Down Dirty Shane?

1:54:05That was a good action movie, too.

1:54:07Yeah. Kenan. Who knew Kenan Ivory Wayans was a fucking action hero?

1:54:11Kenan's a cool guy. I'm a get you, sucker.

1:54:13That's right. Come on. That's right.

1:54:16He died from overgold. He had too much gold.

1:54:22Wasn't there a guy who had, like, goldfish tanks for his platform shoes?

1:54:26Of course, man. That was the pimp.

1:54:29You imagine a dude walking out of the street with fish tanks for platforms?

1:54:33In living color changed my life.

1:54:36That shit changed my life.

1:54:38Hey, I just read something.

1:54:39I should probably call Dave and ask him.

1:54:40But I just read something where they're thinking about bringing back the Chappelle show.

1:54:43He gave a speech. Oh, wow.

1:54:45Eddie Murphy got another award this week.

1:54:47I think AFI or something.

1:54:48And Dave was on stage speaking.

1:54:50And he said he was talking with Eddie about it.

1:54:54And Eddie sort of, like, pushed him.

1:54:56But then during the speech, he sort of said, all right, if you want to

1:54:59do it. I think they actually even said maybe a movie, like a Chappelle show

1:55:01movie. Oh, okay. Instead of an actual show.

1:55:04That would be fucking crazy.

1:55:05He kind of said, Eddie, if you do Charlie's parts, let's do it.

1:55:08Oh, that would be incredible.

1:55:10Yeah. Because he kind of doesn't want to do it without Charlie.

1:55:13Oh, that would be incredible.

1:55:14Oof. That would be incredible.

1:55:17I signed me, Eddie, and Charlie on vacation once.

1:55:20Where? Just totally random. In Hawaii.

1:55:22Really? Yeah. I was at the counter getting my, you know, key for the room.

1:55:30And Charlie's cousin was there.

1:55:32I was like, what are you doing?

1:55:32What's going on, man? What are you doing here?

1:55:34He's like, Charlie's here with Eddie.

1:55:35Come say hi. And I went over and I had lunch with Charlie and Eddie.

1:55:38I was like, just sitting there talking to him.

1:55:40Like, this is crazy. That's crazy.

1:55:41It was crazy. Where were you staying?

1:55:43Moana Surf Club? No. Four Seasons.

1:55:45Four Seasons in Maui. Oh, yeah.

1:55:47It's a nice one. Beautiful place.

1:55:48Beautiful place. Just talking to Eddie Murphy, I was like, what?

1:55:51Am I really talking to Eddie Murphy?

1:55:53It was so weird. That's psychedelic right there.

1:55:56It was cool. He was really cool.

1:55:58He was really fun. I met Martin.

1:56:00Martin Lawrence, who was like, my grandparents learned English from this man.

1:56:06Really? My Albanian grandparents would watch Wheel of Fortune Jeopardy and Martin.

1:56:14I did the thing with Wheel of Fortune and then I went to the Knicks

1:56:18game versus the Lakers. I said, fuck it.

1:56:21I'm getting myself a ticket.

1:56:23And as I walk in, it's fucking Martin Lawrence right there.

1:56:26I literally, I've never done this to another man.

1:56:28I shook his hand. I went into his ear.

1:56:30I was like, yo, bro.

1:56:31You don't know how much this means to me, man.

1:56:33You don't know. Yo, bro.

1:56:34I was just talking. I was like whispering in his ear how much it meant

1:56:37to be. He fanboyed out.

1:56:38Yeah, I fanboyed the fuck.

1:56:39I don't care. I don't care.

1:56:41I did it. Dude, I saw Martin Lawrence in his prime at the Comedy Store

1:56:46in the 90s. I would have died to see that.

1:56:49He, there's another guy that people sleep on.

1:56:52My favorite. He's one of the best comics ever.

1:56:54Like when he was in his prime, he would fucking destroy.

1:56:57And I would have to follow him.

1:56:59It was hell. I've bombed so many times.

1:57:02Mitzi Shore, that lady right there.

1:57:04Yep. When, if you were coming up, one of the things that she would do

1:57:07is like young comics that she thought of any, any promise at all.

1:57:10She'd put them on after monsters.

1:57:12Put you out right after a legend.

1:57:14Yep. That's your spot. Right on after the killer.

1:57:16Good luck. Shit. Good luck, motherfucker.

1:57:20I like that. Yeah, man.

1:57:23It's sink or swim. Shows you what kind of shots you got.

1:57:24She knew what she was doing.

1:57:26I mean, she's the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians.

1:57:29For sure. She's number one.

1:57:31She knew. She knew what she was doing.

1:57:33Even with her son. I mean, she'd even give Pauly a break.

1:57:36You know, Pauly had to earn it himself too.

1:57:39Damn. That's how she, you know, she knew.

1:57:41She knew like how, what was the best environment to create comedy.

1:57:45So, Pauly Shore was a stand up first?

1:57:48Oh, yeah. I didn't even realize that.

1:57:50Oh, yeah. I didn't know that.

1:57:51Pauly's been a stand up forever.

1:57:52I just knew, I just, when I was young, like he was like in movies

1:57:56and shit that I liked.

1:57:58Yeah. He was like, he was like that, he was like that actor.

1:57:59Where's it at? Right here.

1:58:01Um, yeah. Well, he started in stand up.

1:58:03I mean, he, he used to get babysat by Sam Kennison.

1:58:06Oh, my God. You gotta be a fucking funny guy after that one.

1:58:10Could that be my babysitter?

1:58:12There's some things you don't want to learn when you're that young.

1:58:14I mean. You don't want to learn from Sam.

1:58:18Uh. I kinda do. I kinda, we.

1:58:21I don't know. I had some pretty fucking, some interesting characters raise me also.

1:58:26I'm just so glad that the comedy store is still around.

1:58:28I was really worried about them during the pandemic.

1:58:30Okay, the weapon's getting beat everyone up late never does not exclusives.

1:58:30William, the Last Year. He on asset in front of the salaam開 should have taken

1:58:30off on Saturday night. When they were closed for like a fucking year, the whole

1:58:33thing was so insane. It took so long before LA allowed them to open up.

1:58:38Can I ask you something honestly?

1:58:40No. All right. The comics of today, do you find them, just because we've aged

1:58:50a little bit and we find different things, like do you find them as funny

1:58:54as you found people that you looked up to, like your elders?

1:58:58Do you find these younger guys funny?

1:58:59Like, can you vibe with it?

1:59:00Yeah, I definitely get vibe with it.

1:59:02You know, as far as like...

1:59:04Do they make you cackle the way these other fucking guys did?

1:59:07For sure. It depends on who you're watching.

1:59:09You know who I like?

1:59:10I like Stavvy. Oh yeah, Stavvy's hilarious.

1:59:13Stavros fucking... Stavros is hilarious.

1:59:15There's more funny comics now, I think, than ever.

1:59:18Really? Yeah, I think so.

1:59:20Yeah, it's a really good time for like up and coming people, new people.

1:59:24There's like a lot of like excitement about comedy, you know, and then there's Kill

1:59:28Tony, which is like this awesome platform for them.

1:59:30So there's so many people that are getting...

1:59:31Were you doing that last night?

1:59:33No, I wasn't there last night.

1:59:33Oh, because I drove by the mothership and it was fucking cranking.

1:59:38Yeah, that was Kill Tony night.

1:59:40I wasn't there last night, but Ari Shafir was there.

1:59:43Luis J. Gomez was there.

1:59:45So it was a great, great setup.

1:59:47And it's always a good show.

1:59:49It's always a fun show.

1:59:50And that gives people legit opportunity to get on stage and either to get on

1:59:55YouTube or to get on Netflix in front of the whole fucking world.

1:59:58And it could make your career.

2:00:00It could make your life.

2:00:01It could change everything. It's not like a voice type of vibe.

2:00:05It's more of like a fucking real show and then just people see you there.

2:00:08It's not like a competition.

2:00:10No, no, no, there's no competition.

2:00:13But you do get one minute.

2:00:14And if you do well, Tony invites you back.

2:00:17Yeah, not judged, but you get feedback from the comics or everybody's just fucking around.

2:00:22It's all very loose and open.

2:00:23Showtime at the Apollo, you get yanked?

2:00:25If you bomb, Tony roasts you.

2:00:26No, you don't get yanked.

2:00:27You get your one minute.

2:00:28Okay. And if you suck, Tony roasts you and, you know.

2:00:31But sometimes the people that suck, they know they suck and they're really funny talking

2:00:35about how they sucked. It's just a great show.

2:00:37But it's just an opportunity where comedians see there's a path.

2:00:42All I have to do is like keep doing open mics, put together an act,

2:00:45start getting a little road work, do kill Tony.

2:00:48And then next thing you know, I'm headlining on the road like all these other

2:00:52guys that have become regulars on the show.

2:00:54There's a clear path, too.

2:00:55Yeah, like you can really make a living and have a real career in comedy.

2:00:58So because of that, it's like comedy is really exciting right now.

2:01:01It's like, and because of YouTube, because you can put your special, just you don't

2:01:05need You don't need big guys.

2:01:07You put it right up.

2:01:07You don't need anything. Just upload it onto YouTube.

2:01:10Next thing you know, it's got a million views.

2:01:12Holy shit. You're off and running.

2:01:13And then people could, the best thing about YouTube is people could share it.

2:01:16You could see a funny comedy special and go, oh shit, you got to watch

2:01:19this. You send it to me.

2:01:20I'm like, ah. And then I'll send it to him.

2:01:22And that's how things happen.

2:01:23It's like, that never existed before.

2:01:25So that paves the way for more comics to be encouraged to try it.

2:01:30Because if you got a work ethic and you're willing to do it, there's an

2:01:34actual path to having a career.

2:01:36Yeah, because before it was like a little bit like luck.

2:01:39You had to meet the right person.

2:01:40And now there's like getting to the major leagues.

2:01:43You go through the minors.

2:01:44You go through here. It's clear.

2:01:45What's the pathway for rappers?

2:01:48I don't know. There's really none.

2:01:50But nowadays, I believe it's all the same thing.

2:01:54You just, you choose your own path.

2:01:55You just become mayor. Yeah.

2:01:57You fucking kidding me? I'd love to do that.

2:02:00The mayor, if I could be the mayor.

2:02:02Yeah, you could be the mayor.

2:02:03Just someone got to feed me some political situations that are good.

2:02:08Good things only. I don't want to do anything bad.

2:02:11No, but like the path to being a rapper, there's really, first off, you have

2:02:15to be just nice. You have to be good.

2:02:17You shouldn't be doing it if you suck.

2:02:18Right. And some, your friends should tell you, yo, listen, this is not for you.

2:02:22Let's step away from this and do something else.

2:02:24Right. You have to have good people around you.

2:02:27I had a lot of people around me that are fucking straight up haters, very

2:02:30raw deal people. And no one told me to stop.

2:02:33Of course. And that inspired me to keep going.

2:02:36And honestly, you just have to have it within you.

2:02:38You either have it or you don't.

2:02:41There's, this, I've been around here now 16 years and I've seen a lot of

2:02:46fucking people come and go, but I've been a constant and I don't even think

2:02:52I've peaked in any area of life yet.

2:02:56Truly. I feel like I'm, I'm on the brink of, I'm always on the brink

2:03:01of, of, of a new exploration, a new breakthrough.

2:03:04And that's how I take things.

2:03:06Cause I don't like, I don't want to be stagnant.

2:03:08I look older. I'm visibly grizzled.

2:03:13I'm visibly Sean Connery. But because I started later, I, you didn't see me as

2:03:18a fucking 15 year old kid jumping around.

2:03:20Right. I came in as a 27 year old man.

2:03:23Right. So you've seen me throughout the years.

2:03:26I've just, now I'm more of a man.

2:03:28Right. So I didn't start as a little baby face.

2:03:30You know, a lot of these kids, you see them 16 years later, they look

2:03:34the exact same because you saw them at 13.

2:03:38Not me. Right. I feel you.

2:03:40You know, but, well, that's a great attitude anyway.

2:03:43If you're just continuing to improve at something, that's a great way to live life.

2:03:47I just like learning, man.

2:03:48I like, I love new experiences.

2:03:50I'm not, I want to fucking like, I'm just finding new things that I love

2:03:53every single day of life.

2:03:55That's awesome. Truthfully, man, I got, I feel, I feel blessed and special to have

2:04:01those type of outlets where I don't have to like search for shit and things

2:04:04just like, hobbies fall in my lap.

2:04:09They do because I just, I really, I'm a connoisseur of many things in life

2:04:13that I love. What other hobbies do you like?

2:04:15Like I said, I love gardening.

2:04:16I love overlanding now. I love, I want to take my, bro, I want to

2:04:20take my truck everywhere now.

2:04:21What kind of truck you got?

2:04:22I got a Sequoia. Ooh.

2:04:24Brand new, 26. Good move.

2:04:26It was, it was the best purchase I've ever made in my life.

2:04:28They never break. They never break.

2:04:30And New York was so fucking heavy duty.

2:04:32This, I, I was like in war mode.

2:04:34There was nothing stopping me.

2:04:36Right. Four wheel drive. Toyota's.

2:04:38800 wheel drive, that car got.

2:04:40It got power like you can't believe.

2:04:42It's perfect. Toyotas are hard to go wrong.

2:04:44I love Toyotas. What's wrong with a Toyota?

2:04:46I love Toyota. I had Jeeps for a while, but I started.

2:04:49My mother had the 83 Toyota Celica.

2:04:52That was our first car.

2:04:53We called it Brownie. It got us everywhere.

2:04:55Then we made the change to the 94 Jeep Grand Cherokee Forest Green.

2:05:00We had that for a long time until we got the Hyundai Sonata that I

2:05:04got stolen by accident. You know, it was the morning before, that was the night

2:05:09before the Brett Favre jet experiment that was going to happen.

2:05:13You know, he went to the Jets.

2:05:15I went to the store in my underwear that I always do up the block

2:05:20from my house. Bought a vanilla Dutch and a set for life and two fucking

2:05:24kids jumped in the car and just dipped.

2:05:26Oh no. So... And you were in your underwear?

2:05:29I was in my underwear.

2:05:29I had to fucking, I had to make the police report in underwear.

2:05:32Why are you in underwear?

2:05:34Oh my God. First off, that was the first question.

2:05:35Why are you in underwear?

2:05:37That's a good question. That's a solid question.

2:05:38I said, should I take them off?

2:05:40You want me to take them off?

2:05:41Are you crazy? It does make the situation weirder.

2:05:44It makes it all weirder.

2:05:46Why I left with underwear on only.

2:05:48Yeah, it's not... It was hot out.

2:05:49I wouldn't advise that. No, no.

2:05:50Don't do that. Even if you're going to your local store.

2:05:54Did you do things to the Sequoia?

2:05:56Yeah. Did you put a lift on it?

2:05:58What'd you do? Yeah, I put the lift on it.

2:05:59I put the... Did you change the tires?

2:06:01Yeah, some 35s, some Toyos.

2:06:02Oh shit, look at you.

2:06:03I went nuts. I got the crazy rack.

2:06:06You went nuts. You got a roof rack?

2:06:07The whole deal? Nice. I even got a roof rack.

2:06:10Nice. No, but I really, you know, I'm trying to throw the Dobinson's kit on

2:06:14there so it's really lifted and I want to go, I want to do like

2:06:18a Dakar Rally vibe. Okay, so do you want to take this and just go

2:06:22out into the woods and camp out for a while?

2:06:24I want to do that too, but I want to drive to the unknown.

2:06:28Just drive over weird shit?

2:06:28Through the unknown. Yeah. Yeah.

2:06:30I don't know if Sequoia is the move.

2:06:32It's probably not. It's not the move.

2:06:34It's too big. It's too burly.

2:06:36I need it. Old Land Cruisers are the move.

2:06:37I need it. Like 80 series Land Cruisers.

2:06:39Those are really good. I need something that's a little bit more mobile.

2:06:42You're right. I've been looking to go maybe Mitsubishi Pajero, right hand drive or...

2:06:49You know what's real good is the Lexus GX.

2:06:53Oh, that's the one. Yeah.

2:06:54A little smaller. Comfort. Uh -huh.

2:06:56Comfort. But also a lot of dudes take those and put lifts on them and

2:07:00there's a lot of aftermarket stuff available for them.

2:07:03Because they're so luxury. And they're so fucking reliable.

2:07:05That's that Toyota motor. Yeah.

2:07:07You can't go wrong with Toyotas.

2:07:08Bro. I'm trying to tell Toyota holler at me.

2:07:11Come on. I'm the perfect.

2:07:12Holler at him. Toyota. Yeah.

2:07:14I have a 95 Land Cruiser.

2:07:17Oof. Yeah. I love those things.

2:07:19Champagne? What color? No, it's silver.

2:07:21Silver. Silver. It's Lexus Atomic Silver I had it painted.

2:07:24Oh my God. Yeah. It's dope.

2:07:27Shit gets me crazy. Yeah.

2:07:28And that fucking thing you got the Raptor, the Hennessy.

2:07:31Oh yeah, I got that too.

2:07:32It's more than the Hennessy.

2:07:33What is it? The fucking VSOP.

2:07:35No, it's the Hennessy. It's the Hennessy 1000.

2:07:37So they take a Raptor R and turn it into a 1000 horsepower pickup truck.

2:07:41It's ridiculous. Totally necessary. It's 100%.

2:07:45Do you overland here? No.

2:07:47Just fucking drive the streets.

2:07:49Yeah. Well, I've taken it onto ranches before though.

2:07:51I've taken it onto. You need that vehicle for the ranch.

2:07:54It helps. It definitely helps when you get in over stuff.

2:07:57Those things, they have so much wheel travel, those Raptors.

2:08:00They're so good, especially the Hennessy because it's even more lifted.

2:08:03It's so good at articulating over spaces.

2:08:05You're saying independent, the independent arms?

2:08:08Well, it's just the suspension is designed to be pliable, right?

2:08:11It's like when you're going over fucked up ground, it moves with it.

2:08:14But the thing about those, the old Land Cruisers is that they all had solid

2:08:20axles, front and rear. That's like a real hardcore off -roading vehicle.

2:08:24You know, the solid axles are just so durable.

2:08:28And because it turns like the, you've seen like guys going overlanding with Land Cruisers

2:08:35where they have like the crazy wheel travel.

2:08:38Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:08:38With the rocks where they're going over like.

2:08:41Dudes get obsessed with those weird trails, like just getting up them.

2:08:44I'm starting to be. I'm just, the burn is there.

2:08:49I'm just little by little.

2:08:51Soon you'll see me in fucking Moab going crazy through the rocks.

2:08:54Yeah? For real. She got a Jeep.

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2:09:29K -Pop Demon Hunters, Haja Boys Breakfast Meal, and Huntrick's meal have just dropped at

2:09:33McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans.

2:09:36What do you say to that, Rumi?

2:09:38It's not a battle. So glad the Saja boys could take breakfast and give our

2:09:42meal the rest of the day.

2:09:43It is an honor to share.

2:09:45No, it's our honor. It is our larger honor.

2:09:48No, really. Stop. You can really feel the respect in this battle.

2:09:54Pick a meal to pick a side.

2:09:56Ba -da -ba -ba -ba.

2:09:57And participate in McDonald's while supplies last.

2:09:59Because they're real small. They're not very big.

2:10:01You know, two -door Jeep or a four -door Jeep.

2:10:04They're real small. Easy to move.

2:10:05A lot of fucking stuff that you can get put on them.

2:10:08A lot of aftermarket stuff for Jeeps.

2:10:10How much fun is that to put shit on things?

2:10:12Oh, so fun. Like to fucking soup things up.

2:10:14So exciting. I'm working on an 87 M6 right now that I've had just sitting

2:10:20there in my garage for 12 years.

2:10:22Really? About to give it a new life.

2:10:24What are you gonna do to it?

2:10:25Baja. Baja. Really? Making it a rally car.

2:10:28Lifting it. Holy shit. Big wheels.

2:10:31Really? I'm done dropping things.

2:10:34I'm only lifting things now.

2:10:35Wow. I've dropped every fucking BMW I've ever had to the ground.

2:10:39We're just scraping. You know what it is?

2:10:40You're subconsciously preparing for the end of civilization.

2:10:43Bro, I think so. Where you're gonna have to go off the roads.

2:10:44I got the Japanese GI Joe truck.

2:10:48I'm prepping everything. Yeah. You have an apocalypse vehicle.

2:10:52Yeah. I recommend those. You should get one.

2:10:55When things go sideways, you gotta have something that can go away from the road.

2:10:58100%. Because if you're stuck...

2:10:59Oh my gosh. That's just scary...

2:10:59In a Ferrari, and you're on the highway, you're stuck.

2:11:03I can't even get in the fucking thing right now.

2:11:05I could, but it wouldn't be as good.

2:11:07It's those seats that hug your ass.

2:11:10I don't want anyone hugging my ass.

2:11:12A little tiny guy with a cigarette, man.

2:11:13Exactly, fucking with his legs crossed in the car.

2:11:16Like this. Like the real deep bend.

2:11:19Bro, who could cross their legs with the deep bend?

2:11:22My nuts don't allow that.

2:11:23It's a European thing. R.

2:11:25Shapiro does it. He sits like that, but he's tall.

2:11:27Ask him about his nuts.

2:11:28What do they do when that happens?

2:11:31Tucks him in there somewhere.

2:11:33They go in the space.

2:11:34The gap. The gap between the two legs.

2:11:38That's a crazy way to sit for your own subconscious to know that's how you're

2:11:42sitting. That your shit's tucked.

2:11:44You're crushing nuts. I can't do it.

2:11:46Well, you and I both have tree trunk legs.

2:11:47Yeah, that's true. There's no way.

2:11:49It won't work like that.

2:11:51It doesn't go over there like that.

2:11:52I could barely do a little cross at the ankle.

2:11:54Adam Carolla talks about this.

2:11:56He's like, it's a thing that liberals do to let you know that they think

2:12:00the way you think. To sit like that is unreal.

2:12:03It's like they've got this cross.

2:12:05It's like a feminine expression.

2:12:07I'm not threatening. I'm basically progressive.

2:12:10You know. I've got the legs in the proper position.

2:12:15It's letting you know. Yeah.

2:12:16It's all body language. Whereas Trump sits like this with his hands over his balls.

2:12:20Fucking... He holds his hands.

2:12:22Everything's open. Yeah. He's got like the hova right over his cock.

2:12:33So ridiculous. Oh, man. Well, women always get mad on subways because men spread.

2:12:39But the reason why is that's how our hips are designed.

2:12:41What is this? The microphone's right on his cock?

2:12:44That's ridiculous. I'm like, they did it on purpose.

2:12:47Oh, man. That is ridiculous.

2:12:48It's a funny picture. So how did Ancient Aliens, that show that you did, you

2:12:53getting high watching Ancient Aliens, how'd that even start?

2:12:56Vice was about to fucking take over the History Channel.

2:13:00And they just needed content?

2:13:01No. I was like, yo, you guys are fucking bugging.

2:13:04You're not taking this off.

2:13:05This has to stay. Like, yo, Ancient Aliens, this comes with Vice.

2:13:11Like, this is now going to be transferred.

2:13:13And they were like, I don't know if we could do it.

2:13:14So I had to go and speak to the homie who invented it.

2:13:18He gave me his blessings.

2:13:20I sat with him for like four hours.

2:13:22He was talking shit to me, whatever.

2:13:26Convinced him. He was, I was like, yo, this is not a joke.

2:13:30Like, everything is tongue -in -cheek and ridiculous.

2:13:33But this is how it makes us feel.

2:13:36I'm a proponent. I'm a believer.

2:13:38If I need to talk to Giorgio Tsoukalos, bring him here.

2:13:43Whatever. So he believed me and he like, he gave us the blessing.

2:13:47He recently, he didn't recently pass, but he passed a couple years ago.

2:13:49Well, who did, Giorgio? No, not Giorgio, but the main, the main creator.

2:13:54His name is fucking stupid.

2:13:56Giorgio's the meme. He's the meme, yeah, he's the hair.

2:13:58I'm not saying it's aliens.

2:14:00He's the hair. But it's aliens.

2:14:01But there's a lot of other sicko dudes on there that I like.

2:14:03Oh, yeah. Well, there's a lot of people.

2:14:06Von Eric, the guy who just died also.

2:14:07Von Daniken? Von Daniken, yeah.

2:14:09Eric Von Daniken, yeah. I met him.

2:14:13Really? Yeah, my friend Eric Weinstein brought me to a lunch where he was at,

2:14:17and I had a chance to talk to him about what he believes and all

2:14:21this stuff. He was all in on the idea that aliens definitely came down here

2:14:26and built everything. I'm more of a believer that there was an ending of civilization

2:14:33and a rebirth of it, and that what we're looking at is some incredible technology

2:14:37that humans had invented a long fucking time ago, and that's what's responsible for all

2:14:42these structures that we don't understand.

2:14:45Like, the ones in Mexico are crazy, man.

2:14:46They didn't know. They just uncovered those.

2:14:49I didn't know that until, like, not that long ago.

2:14:52Yeah, these were... I thought the Aztecs built all that shit.

2:14:55Well, think about all these things that they're finding now.

2:14:57Like, I've seen recently, like, all these pyramids they're finding in Antarctica and...

2:15:02What? Yeah, like... Well, I know that there's one mountain that is odd -looking.

2:15:08Yeah, the odd -looking nature of it is, like, domes and, like, points underneath.

2:15:17It looks weird. That one looks weird.

2:15:19There's a bunch of them in the Amazon that look really weird.

2:15:22Like, when they do the LIDAR underneath the riverbed, there's, like, civilization under there.

2:15:27There's, like, true civilization in certain areas of the Amazon.

2:15:31Yeah, I have a friend of mine, Luke Caverns, who goes and explores these things

2:15:35all the time, but we were actually just talking about one of them that I

2:15:38think is in Peru. I sent it to him, and I asked him, I said,

2:15:42hey, is this legit? And he's like, yeah, absolutely.

2:15:44Not only is it legit, but you can't get there.

2:15:46Like, it's a really hard place to visit.

2:15:48It's almost impossible to get there, and no one's really looked into it in terms

2:15:53of, like, here it is.

2:15:55I found it. So what'd they do, an overhead?

2:15:57Well, they have images of it, and you look at the image, and you're like,

2:16:00whoa, what is going on here?

2:16:01Like, this is weird. Like, the image here, I'm sorry.

2:16:04Like, full civilization along the bank.

2:16:06Well, it's in the middle.

2:16:08I think it's deep in the jungle, and I think it's very difficult to get

2:16:11to. But the thing is, a lot of the jungle, a lot of the Amazon,

2:16:15a lot of this stuff is, there's areas where people don't necessarily know how many

2:16:21people were living there 1 ,000 years ago or 2 ,000 years ago.

2:16:24It could have been, like, densely packed.

2:16:25Like, look at that. That looks like a densely packed area with people.

2:16:28What the fuck is that?

2:16:30Like, that does not look, that's the AI version.

2:16:33But go back to that.

2:16:34That's a real picture. Bro, that does not look natural at all.

2:16:38It doesn't match anything around it.

2:16:39That's crazy. It looks like something that someone built.

2:16:43It doesn't mean that it's something that someone built, and it might just be that

2:16:46angle. Right? If you look at it from the other side, it might look like

2:16:49bullshit. But from that angle right there.

2:16:51There's angles of, there's isosceles right there.

2:17:01There's triangular situations going on.

2:17:06They're saying it, but it said in that image that geologists.

2:17:09But it don't look like it's four sides.

2:17:10It looked like five sides.

2:17:11Boom, boom, boom. It's hard to say.

2:17:13Boom, boom. Boom. No, it could be.

2:17:14Four. It just could be four.

2:17:16Because where it is, if you just reverse it, you just reverse what you're saying.

2:17:19So it says geologists refer to this formation as Cerro El Cano, attributing its sharp

2:17:25angles and pyramid -like structure to the slow, patient work of wind, rain, and erosion

2:17:29over countless centuries. Or someone built it.

2:17:33Like, if you're not exploring it and you're saying that this thing that looks just

2:17:36like a pyramid, you think it was made by pyramid, by slow, patient work of

2:17:42wind and rain. But there's no other rock around it.

2:17:45Why didn't the patient tap in there?

2:17:47This is a straight -up plane.

2:17:48It doesn't make any sense.

2:17:49This is a jungle plane.

2:17:50That looks like a person built it.

2:17:52Those are right angles. And it's covered with bushes.

2:17:55So you've got to think, like, what did it look like when it— And they

2:17:58haven't gone and checked it out.

2:17:59I'll tell you what Luke said to me, because Luke is actually an expert in

2:18:03this stuff. This is what he does.

2:18:04He goes and visits these places.

2:18:07And he was telling me, it's like, this stuff is so strange because there's a

2:18:12bunch of these kind of structures that are in the jungle.

2:18:15All of them haven't been explored.

2:18:16And there's a lot of resistance.

2:18:18He says it's deep in uncontacted tribe land.

2:18:21There's a small river that can get you within a 25 -mile mark.

2:18:25He said it's crazy out there.

2:18:28So it's just like you just have a really difficult time in getting to it.

2:18:33I mean, there's a river that can get you within 25 miles of it.

2:18:36Okay. And then what? And then you've got to walk through the jungle 25 miles

2:18:39to get there. What does it look like on Google Earth?

2:18:42It's in the middle of nowhere.

2:18:43What does it look like, though?

2:18:44Well, I mean, I'm just showing, like, the vastness.

2:18:46I know, but get that stupid little dot off of it.

2:18:49It's right at the border of Peru and Brazil.

2:18:51Bro, what's under there? I want to know what's under there.

2:19:00Boy, that does look like a fucking pyramid, man.

2:19:02That looks like a pyramid that's covered with bushes.

2:19:04Yeah, out in the middle of nowhere.

2:19:08They find all kinds of...

2:19:09Those are other ones? Yeah, look at that.

2:19:10It's in a similar line.

2:19:12It looks like it's in a pattern of a star in the sky.

2:19:16Right, like the great pyramids are.

2:19:17The tree, the tree, boom, boom, boom, and the net.

2:19:19Yeah, it's weird. Oh, here's another one.

2:19:22Did you see that they think that there's a second sphinx in Egypt?

2:19:26Yeah. Yeah, so they've done scans of this area where a second sphinx would be,

2:19:31and there's something under the sand that's the size of a sphinx.

2:19:34Would it be next to the original one?

2:19:36It's in the same area, like the same area.

2:19:38So you have your pyramids, and then there's a sphinx, and on the opposite side,

2:19:42there's another sphinx. But the sphinx isn't the sphinx.

2:19:44It was something else. The face was something else, right?

2:19:47They think. They think the face was a lion's face, and then...

2:19:51Well, like that dog, that long snouted dog that they have.

2:19:56Could be. I don't think they think it's that, though.

2:19:58I think they think it's a lion.

2:20:03And so there's one exactly opposite of it.

2:20:06I mean... And so this one, what does it look like when they showed that

2:20:10image, the scan? I mean, I don't think there's anything there.

2:20:13But what did the scan say?

2:20:15I don't... Would you scroll up?

2:20:17See, that's a scan. And it said something above it.

2:20:20It said, scans hinting at complex megastructure beneath the Giza Plateau.

2:20:25And so satellite images of the Giza Plateau reportedly captured this dune, which the signal

2:20:34processing researcher claims measures approximately 108 feet tall.

2:20:39The first sphinx sits slightly below the surrounding surface in a shallow depression.

2:20:44So it's quite possible the second sphinx could be hidden beneath this higher mound.

2:20:49So it's in the right position where a second sphinx would be.

2:20:54Because I think... Side by side?

2:20:57Would they be side by side?

2:20:58No, I don't think so.

2:20:59I think they... It's like the pyramids are in the center.

2:21:02Sphinx going that way. Sphinx going that way.

2:21:04I think that's the idea.

2:21:05Oh, God. Do sphinx appear in pairs more than once?

2:21:09Are they... Were they looking for it because that's a normal, like, setup?

2:21:17Like, what's the normal configuration of sphinxes?

2:21:19Yes, sphinxes frequently appear in pairs in ancient Egypt, Greek and Roman art, often acting

2:21:25as guardians in pairs or long avenues at temple entrances rather than as solitary monuments

2:21:31like the Great Sphinx. I mean, that makes sense, right?

2:21:33If they're facing opposite ways also, the ones guarding the exit, both entrances?

2:21:38Exactly. They're far away from each other, though.

2:21:40Right, but far in relative position to how far the sphinx is from the pyramids

2:21:44in the first place. Well, then we'd have to ask, like, do they appear in

2:21:47pairs far away from each other, not next to each other?

2:21:50Because that's sort of saying, like, they're guarding doors next to each other.

2:21:53Well, there's guarding... I understand, but...

2:21:55Or just entrances. If there's two entrances, you need them.

2:21:58Well, let's put that into perplexity.

2:22:00Ask it, when sphinxes appear in pairs, what is the configuration?

2:22:10What is the configuration? What is the configuration?

2:22:16What configuration? So maybe it'll tell us there and give us...

2:22:21Maybe they are, like, right next to each other, and then this doesn't make any

2:22:24sense. In both Egyptian art and architecture, sphinxes very often appear in pairs, usually flanking

2:22:29an axis, such as a road, doorway, or staircase.

2:22:33So, like, two in front of a doorway.

2:22:36Temple approaches, rows are pairs of sphinxes, commonly lined processional roads, with one on each

2:22:43side of the central path.

2:22:44So, usually, like, on two sides of a door.

2:22:47Gates and doorways, gateways and doorways, pair of sphinx.

2:22:51Orientation idea. Modern popular writers often say one faces east and the other faces west.

2:22:56Okay, well, that's different. That's what they would have found.

2:23:01So, it's possible that they did it in several different ways, but often in twos.

2:23:06So, if they do have one big sphinx and there's another...

2:23:09Yeah, but it's pulling that from a Facebook post talking about this potential second one.

2:23:14Oh, interesting. Interesting. So, it might be horseshit.

2:23:17Just a grain of salt with it is all.

2:23:19Right. We won't know until they get in there, but if it is there and

2:23:23it's just under sand, that's not that big of a deal, because they had to

2:23:27uncover this one. When this one...

2:23:28How does it take to excavate these things?

2:23:30It'll take a while. I mean, there's a lot of sand.

2:23:32But it depends on how many workers, how many machines.

2:23:35Also, they have to do it carefully.

2:23:36Oh, my. Because you want to make sure you don't fuck up the Sphinx.

2:23:40But if there is a Sphinx under there, that would be fucking nuts.

2:23:44They found a second Sphinx, and they dug it out, and they're like, oh, shit.

2:23:47Look at that Sphinx. Ooh.

2:23:49Tittet. That's a lady's head.

2:23:51With one tittet. The nurturer.

2:23:54That's weird. What a weird head.

2:23:56Like, it's got pointy ears, right?

2:23:57Are those ears pointy, or is that just where the hair goes?

2:24:00The hair. How weird. Fail.

2:24:03Well, maybe it was a chick.

2:24:04And they're like, nah, make it my face.

2:24:06Except one big thing. Like one big breast?

2:24:09Yeah, one hard one. The fucking arm is jacked.

2:24:12Yeah, I don't like it.

2:24:14A little too much. I mean, total recall three breasts if you want.

2:24:18Yeah. Isn't it weird that we like two, but we don't like three?

2:24:21Yeah, no, three is fucking.

2:24:22Three is gross. Because it's weird, that middle part.

2:24:24You want the separation natural.

2:24:26You don't want like a third, it's like a fucking weird ornament.

2:24:30You know how hot a girl would have to be to pull off a third

2:24:32tit? They'd be like, I think I like it.

2:24:35I didn't like it when I first met her, but now I really like it.

2:24:37I'm fucking doing one. Why not?

2:24:38Why not? Why not? Why not?

2:24:41We're in the future, total recall.

2:24:43But if it was normal to have three boobs, that's what we would like.

2:24:46That's what's weird. Like the female shape, the desired female shape, like the fertility doll

2:24:50shape. Like, it's very weird how that could have been a bunch of different shapes.

2:24:55Like for an ant, it's something a little honey on its ass.

2:24:58Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But this is also a thing.

2:25:00Why are we so obsessed with ass?

2:25:02I don't know. I am obsessed with an ass and shit comes from it.

2:25:05Like you shit horrible things from your ass, but yet I love looking at that

2:25:11ass. People are complex. And I dream of biting that ass.

2:25:15Like why? When I know fecal comes from it.

2:25:18People are confusing. We're confusing to each other.

2:25:22I'm confused at myself. You should be.

2:25:25I really am. But I love myself.

2:25:29Mike Tyson told me to never speak bad about myself because my subconscious doesn't know

2:25:35whether I'm joking or not.

2:25:36Right. Ooh, that's wise. I think he heard that from fucking Bruce Lee, though.

2:25:40I'm not going to lie.

2:25:41I heard Bruce Lee say that out of some shit recently.

2:25:43I was like, damn, Mike.

2:25:44And then I heard Bruce Lee say it.

2:25:45There's something true to that for sure.

2:25:47There's no doubt. No doubt.

2:25:49Yeah. You know, I always call myself a jerk or a schmuck.

2:25:51I'm not. What's this, Jeremy?

2:25:53I'm looking at the oldest known pictures of the Sphinx.

2:25:56This is the oldest known?

2:25:57So part of it's still underground.

2:25:59Somewhere around 1850 to 1860.

2:26:01I'm trying to find a year.

2:26:03This was actually 1892. That's nuts.

2:26:06It looks so strange. The whole thing is so strange, man.

2:26:10That place is so old.

2:26:13Even if you just go by what they think, which is 4 ,500 years ago

2:26:18they built this thing. That's so crazy.

2:26:21That's so fucking long ago.

2:26:22Well, now they're going to have fucking Rico Verhoeven and who else fight there, right?

2:26:27Oh, yeah. Usyk. And Usyk and fucking Verhoeven fight there.

2:26:31That's nuts. That's kind of bugged out.

2:26:33It is kind of bugged out.

2:26:35It's 1852. But I like the idea of using...

2:26:37The backdrop? No, the natural arenas.

2:26:40Mm -hmm. Natural wonders arena.

2:26:42We should have it in Rome.

2:26:43We should have it, you know...

2:26:44By the way, it's hot as fuck out there.

2:26:47It's... And the sandstorms. How's this going to work?

2:26:49What are they going to do?

2:26:50How's this going to work?

2:26:51Right. What if there's a fucking sandstorm in the middle of the fight and they

2:26:53get sand in their eyes?

2:26:54They're swinging blind. They fucking tried to do it in Times Square.

2:26:57It was a mess. Yeah, that didn't work out so well.

2:26:59The fights weren't that good either.

2:27:01Except Tiafemo. Tiafemo fought really well.

2:27:03Well, you got to have...

2:27:05You got to bring the right people.

2:27:07Yeah. Someone was saying that it's almost like they're paying them so much that these

2:27:10guys are scared to lose.

2:27:13That they're... You know what I mean?

2:27:14Like, that was the argument about that...

2:27:16That Times Square card. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:27:18Because the Saudis came in and they just went...

2:27:20Throwing that ring truck. Dee, dee, dee.

2:27:24They don't like rap, huh?

2:27:25Open that door. And they probably do.

2:27:29Well, they haven't hollered at me.

2:27:34Oh, man. I don't think I...

2:27:36I would go there. Yeah.

2:27:37I'd be interested in seeing the Middle East.

2:27:40I'd be interesting to see...

2:27:41It'd be interesting to see all these places, man.

2:27:44I've been to a lot of places on Earth, but never over there.

2:27:47I've been to Dubai briefly for a UFC weigh -in and the UFC, which was

2:27:52in Abu Dhabi. Yeah. So I've been there for that.

2:27:55And? It was great. That was a long time ago.

2:27:57But obviously, it was the best possible conditions.

2:28:01Of course. I'm there with the UFC.

2:28:02Of course. Staying in a nice hotel.

2:28:04But a lot of money over there, man.

2:28:06I'll tell you that. Like, when you're in Dubai...

2:28:07And this was quite a while ago.

2:28:09So Dubai's even crazier now.

2:28:11I mean, the construction there is just nuts.

2:28:13It's just so fucking, like, high -tech and everything's beautiful and no crime.

2:28:20Looks like it seems like a great place to be.

2:28:23Yeah, I know people that have moved to Dubai just because there's no crime.

2:28:27Yeah, but there's no hash either.

2:28:29Yeah, right. There's hash, but they're not letting you smoke it.

2:28:31Bro, you get caught with that.

2:28:32You go to jail forever.

2:28:33Bro, they're the ones who have been making it for fucking millions of years.

2:28:36What the hell? I know.

2:28:37Isn't that crazy? What are they doing?

2:28:38They're keeping it for themselves.

2:28:39I wonder why they make it so illegal over there.

2:28:42It doesn't make sense. Yeah.

2:28:44You know, because if they didn't...

2:28:45I wonder if they're just worried about, like, people behaving foolishly.

2:28:49Because they don't have any tolerance for fucking around over there.

2:28:51Well, you fucking see Amsterdam.

2:28:53That place is a goddamn mess when it comes to weed.

2:28:55Even since they made weed legal in America in some places, it's a fucking...

2:28:59It's a carnival. It's terrible.

2:29:03Amsterdam is? Huh? Amsterdam is?

2:29:05No, no, no. Just places in America also, like New York, now that weed is

2:29:09legal, it's disgraceful. In what way?

2:29:12Just the culture, like people smoking weed and fucking in the street, like...

2:29:17Openly. Not just openly, but like obnoxiously.

2:29:21Like everything is obnoxious. Like weed smoke everywhere.

2:29:23It's not just that. It's just the way it's done is obnoxious.

2:29:27It's just like... Oh, like we can finally do it legally.

2:29:29Fuck you. Yeah, let's fucking go.

2:29:30Let's be real stupid about it.

2:29:32Do you think that that'll eventually settle down?

2:29:34And this is just because it's a new thing that's legal?

2:29:37Probably. I think so. And it's really not even the people who like...

2:29:40You know... Who... Who... Who...

2:29:44It's not like I'm a connoisseur of smoking weed, but I kind of am right

2:29:48and I like to do it in a certain way But I'm not judging how

2:29:50anyone else does it, but I feel like my way is best I hear you

2:29:55saying nice and chill. Yeah chilling in the crib You don't want to know other

2:29:59people with it. That's the problem not having to be like old school back in

2:30:03the day I used to come into class smelling like the most weed that I

2:30:06possibly could because that was what I was trying to exude I was trying to

2:30:10be cool Come in smelling like this.

2:30:13You have your friends blow it on you.

2:30:14Oh my god Bro you go in and like oh who's fucking smell that was

2:30:20like some rush right being in class and that happened like And you're all stoned

2:30:24and shit in the back It worked out for you.

2:30:28It did a lot of people probably thought it wouldn't though, right?

2:30:30There's no doubt about it Right.

2:30:32Are you kidding me? Yeah I've been so short my whole life.

2:30:36It'd be funny too There's people that had a bad opinion of it back then

2:30:39and they look at you now like boy did I call that one wrong Just

2:30:43in general man, like I did all right I did all right I've been reflecting

2:30:50a lot under the stars and in nature.

2:30:53Yeah, I'm just happy over landing Yeah, well when I'm not over landing now, I'm

2:30:57camping. Oh now I'm camped stay now I'm at camp base camp ground.

2:31:02Yeah, I'm grounding Take my shoes off Feel the grass dude.

2:31:08I went down a crazy space rabbit hole last night.

2:31:11I was going down this Um, this rabbit hole of black holes and uh, you

2:31:16remember jamie? I told you about that black hole they found that's as big as

2:31:19our galaxy Yeah Not not our galaxy.

2:31:23Excuse me our solar system They found a black hole that is so big that

2:31:27is is it's like it's bigger than from here all the way to pluto Well,

2:31:32they found one now that's bigger than our galaxy They found a black hole that's

2:31:38larger than the I think it's called Phoenix a See if we can find the

2:31:42Phoenix a black hole if it's larger than the galaxy.

2:31:46There's really no measurement of what this is But even think about you saying yo,

2:31:51it's bigger than our galaxy.

2:31:52What the fuck the fuck does that mean?

2:31:53What the fuck does that mean?

2:31:54The way this person in this video was explaining it.

2:31:57It's so insane because The amount of time that it would take for a black

2:32:02hole to suck in that much matter to become that massive There's not enough time

2:32:08since the birth of the universe.

2:32:10That's what they're so they're confused as to how it's formed They're like well, maybe

2:32:13we're wrong about how these things are formed It's roughly a hundred times larger than

2:32:18the distance between the Sun and Pluto with a diameter of roughly 590 billion kilometers

2:32:25Unlike many supermassive black holes that inhabit star for that inhibit star formation phoenix a

2:32:31is currently in a phase of rapid growth Consuming enough matter to grow about 60

2:32:35solar masses per year This activity got drives high rates of star formation in its

2:32:41surrounding galaxy fuck Is there any way to diagnose this black hole from here?

2:32:47Can we see it through any telescope any high power thing detected it but I

2:32:51don't understand how they detect it but any of them Can we see any of

2:32:54them in real time? You can't really see a black hole what you see is

2:32:57everything around the black hole getting sucked into it Yeah, well you see some sort

2:33:00of like weird movement. No, right I saw this I thought you were good headed

2:33:05towards this I saw this within the last couple of days Anton Petrov no, no

2:33:09the Milky Way lives in this thing Called a void that is like a black

2:33:14hole, but it's like 2 billion light years across And we're in the middle of

2:33:18it. Why look at that picture is like a you know example of what that

2:33:22would be Wow, there's nothing else around us That's perfect.

2:33:27So is that circle supposed to be the Milky Way that yeah, that would be

2:33:30a the Milky Way. That's the galaxy and then there's It's a billion light years

2:33:35to but that's our action that I know that Again, it's like not the best

2:33:39Earth is in the Milky Way.

2:33:40So it's showing you that okay So the Milky Way is just in the center

2:33:43of a void. Is that uncommon?

2:33:47I don't know. That's the thing.

2:33:49It's like are all these galaxies in the center of a void but just the

2:33:52idea that there's a super massive black hole out there that's a hundred times more

2:33:57massive or a hundred times larger than the distance between Earth and Pluto like what

2:34:03what is is what this is why we have to be smoking weed in front

2:34:07of a green screen talking about this and Having weird people come on and comment.

2:34:14Do you um Have you been paying attention to this news about these UFO researchers

2:34:18and scientists that are going missing?

2:34:20Yeah, what do you think of that?

2:34:22They don't you listen don't top doctors go missing don't top physicists go missing don't

2:34:28fucking astronaut all these fucking people were in Facts, you know power positions not even

2:34:34just position of high intelligence knowledge Yeah, they go by by the best heart surgeons

2:34:40on earth. Seven of them were on the same fucking plane that went down.

2:34:43What do you know? Yeah, the best Whatever whatever They just found the cure for

2:34:49cancer these 10 doctors They're on a pj to fucking who the hell knows where

2:34:52and they go down Jesse wrote a good write -up about them all that I

2:34:55think explains the angle where we we would prefer to hear about You know like

2:35:00conspiracies and UFOs and stuff So he thinks it's a conspiracy.

2:35:04I know he's laying out the possibility of it being it's correct and at least

2:35:07from that angle It's just crazy that all these top doctors and top thing and

2:35:11physicists and just like these people just disappear One of them was a general who's

2:35:16also He's them generals. No shit.

2:35:18He's the key was he was in charge of uh I think the ufo program

2:35:23right if there is one if there is one, but if you did didn't he

2:35:27just leave the house with just a gun I don't yeah It's on the screen

2:35:32what he left with He took a red backpack his wallet and a 38 caliber

2:35:38revolver left behind his phone He left behind his phone and his wife reported him

2:35:42missing within three hours despite fbi involvement air force Office of special investigation search dogs

2:35:48drones helicopters horseback teams fleer sweeps and 700 canvas households No confirmed sightings of mccaslin

2:35:57has No confirmed sightings of mccaslin has ever surfaced surveillance cameras covered both ends of

2:36:00his street none captured his direction of travel after weeks of searching the only item

2:36:05returned recovered was a gray air force sweatshirt a mile east of his house testing

2:36:11could not confirm it was his so he was the first one to disappear and

2:36:15then sort of so hair came off he was the first one to disappear and

2:36:20then another one disappeared and they're like they actually might have worked together and then

2:36:24like every other day it's like now another one and another one and another one

2:36:27also if you knew something that the whole world didn't know like if you knew

2:36:32the human race was just a bunch of soul containers for some super advanced alien

2:36:36race that just uses us as a farm yeah here's what's the purpose name pops

2:36:42up is because his name was in the empty body with fucking aliens hosting us

2:36:47hacked emails from Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman John Podesta revealed correspondence from Tom DeLonge naming

2:36:54McCaslin directly DeLonge I'm saying it wrong Tom DeLonge DeLonge wrote that McCaslin helped assemble

2:37:03his advisory team was deeply aware what DeLonge was trying to achieve had received a

2:37:08four -hour briefing on the project DeLonge added that McCaslin ran the laboratory at Wright

2:37:13-Patterson where the Roswell material was shipped but that's all speculation what's the part the

2:37:23Roswell material I keep talking about Roswell and this and that there's so much why

2:37:27why is it always like focus on that shit he did run it was in

2:37:33charge of the Air Force lab at Wright -Patt that's why it's linked to the

2:37:37Roswell material that could be the right could be the part you put in parentheses

2:37:41but he did run that lab it's all very interesting because that is the lore

2:37:47was that that's where the wreckage was shipped but and then that uh the one

2:37:53we talked about yesterday Monica Reza looked her up she is known for being on

2:37:58a patent of some super metal alloy I was looking that up yesterday that doesn't

2:38:03mean anything specifically but this is the lady that vanished right she was the lady

2:38:07that was hiking her friend turned around saw her kept hiking said something to her

2:38:11kept hiking turned around a little while later and she was gone no one ever

2:38:15found her co -invented an alloy called mondaloy which is used in rocket engines currently

2:38:20dun dun come on and maybe working on some new shit uh -huh maybe I

2:38:27mean those people who got those patents through all those metal like the fucking guy

2:38:32who got the patent to the clip that turns the gun into an automatic or

2:38:35the that's that shit right those little components turn bigger components bigger things into like

2:38:43super situations this is like a crazy alloy for spaceships yeah like it's kind of

2:38:48weird that of course but it's kind of weird that that lady is a lady

2:38:52that goes missing so if you were a competitor country you I could see why

2:38:57you'd want to take out one of those scientists you know definitely if you were

2:39:02uh involved in another industry that might be harmed by her work like if her

2:39:07work would make your work obsolete you might want to get rid of her get

2:39:11rid of her that's right look that's always happened people have always done that you

2:39:15can't take it out of the equation you gotta thoroughly investigate this is it's a

2:39:20it's a story as old as time it is right you get rid of one

2:39:23person the next one comes in if they're threatening to you uh -huh they go

2:39:27bye -bye especially in big business like rocket engines and alloys and space travel and

2:39:35something as small as fucking numbers betting they kill you for betting numbers they're not

2:39:40gonna kill you for that truth nothing but truth man well listen brother um thanks

2:39:49for being here tell us everybody one more time your album gives a fuck come

2:39:53on dog we do you know I'm not here for that but I am I'm

2:39:56gonna like to get people to check it out because you think they're gonna give

2:39:59a shit I think they will yeah they like yo fucking planet frog coming out

2:40:03real soon man we dropping now yo you already know we that hype shit hype

2:40:09shit you know I got I got all kinds of things I got I got

2:40:13many projects on the way for the year fuck that's delicious always that's always going

2:40:17down always you know that boy shout out to KG barbecue yo come on made

2:40:22him made him a star yeah that was a good workout KG or KB KG

2:40:27KG yeah okay I wanted to make sure like I said I'm not I just

2:40:30want to come and work out with you and just fucking chill kick it talk

2:40:33some fucking fights anytime sir yeah anytime that's it it's always fun to hang with

2:40:37you you too bro come on brother like I said I don't give a fuck

2:40:40about my album fuck that shit fuck everything else I'm here for a good time

2:40:45well it was a good time thank you appreciate you always all right all right

2:40:50bye everybody you

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